#and a good dad

[aye-of-newt]

modern au master eiji takes his emo foster kid binder shopping

[purpleandstarlight]

Y'all I was thinking about Butler-master dynamics in Black Butler and now I'm currently scared for Sieglinde.

NO BC SO FAR

-Sebastian and Ciel: We know Seb will kill Ciel someday.

-Grelle and Madame Red: I love my girlie Grell but she literally killed Angelina...

-Agni and Soma: ...Agni :'(

-Wolfram and Sieglinde: ????

LIKE IM NOTICING A PATTERN OF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING IN BUTLER-MASTER DUOS AND THATS. SO SAD TO ME. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO SIEGLINDE I'LL BE HEARTBROKEN BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO WOLFRAM SIEGLINDE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN THERES NO WINNING EITHER WAY-

[blairsanne]

He’s a good egg.

[nefariouscryptid]

Mr. Bob Burger

[clunelover]

BWAH I’m trying a podcast called Parenting Is A Joke about comedians with kids, hosted by Ophira Eisenberg, based solely on her mentioning (while plugging it on Jordan Jesse Go) that Eugene Mirman was one of her guests and talked about being a dad and a widower - I’d never known about this so now I’m listening and, oh my god…he is saying how they had the baby via surrogate because his now deceased wife had already had cancer and it was likely to come back, and then it did come back when they had the baby so then they moved to be close to family and got a nanny and just did the best they could to have the baby while she lived with and then died of cancer…I CANNOT imagine going through all that knowing that it was likely one parent would not live long. Like of course okay intellectually, I understand that for some people they just accept this is going to happen and they want to at least have the kid and enjoy what time they could as a family, and obviously we never know if we might just drop dead tomorrow - I am just saying, personally I don’t think I could do that. So anyway I’m just listening to this and weeping.

[spookybeandoodle]

Finished resident evil village again last night! Took me 3 days but honestly I know I can do it in one if I tried!

Gonna play it again but on… standard mode… I’m so use to casual cause I’m not that good at games so this will be interesting. Gonna try to finish some challenges in this run. I have a list of the few I want to try!

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[yrkhn]

messy sketch on the phone because it was the only thing I could draw on😞 I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time, so you can see a lot of mistakes here BUT I DON'T CARE guys I enjoyed the process.

[abd-appleboxdog]

I love these fools so much. I hope in the end they stay together or keep in touch. I heart them its like the dad who didn’t want a cat but loves the cat

[llewyndavissmuse]

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐌𝐅

WARNING: Blood(???? Idk it’s the black stuff)

“It’s under your nose, it’s under your nose

It’s under your nose, it’s under your nose

It’s over your head, it’s over your head

It’s over your head, it’s over your head

It’s out of your reach, it’s out of your reach

It’s out of your reach, it’s out of your reach

You stupid motherfucker”

This is Bella Jasper, my Moon Knight OC. She’s 15 years old, an aroace lesbian, has really bad daddy issues, a dead mom, and is extremely mentally ill. After Marc’s death, her and Layla venture to Cairo to stop Harrow, but she’s grown so attached to Marc that she considers him a dad, so she’s still grieving. When surrounded by a few Ammit’s Disciples, she goes feral and attacks them with her wooden hockey stick (yes, she plays hockey) and, eventually, with her fists—as seen in the drawing.

[notherpuppet]

I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce has never woken up so fast in his entire life and he's been stabbed in his sleep before.

Commission Info / Kofi

[abrilk]

Matching outfits 🐉🙈

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.

Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.

Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.

Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.

Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.

Cass standing face to face with David Cain the man who should have been her father but isn't but before she can scream for Bruce she's wrapped in his cape.

Duke calling Bruce because the kids at school have never been nice to a kid from the wrong side of the tracks and getting ice cream just because.

Stephanie just calling Bruce to talk knowing no matter how busy he is there will be time for her.

Babs who even though Jim Gordon is a great man after a nightmare about the joker only wants one man. Bruce running in the middle of the night to her door. Wrapping his batgirl in his arms.

Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys, or his girls. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.

[pbnmj]

also by the way i am always obsessed with how spider-people just click and can work together without anything being said in spiderverse . mcu spiderman being like "omg ive never worked in a team” “how are we going to work together” “well im on a team so i’ll lead us" like that was the most boring way to do it . spiderverse instead saying "we just know how to work together because our histories and lives are so linked, its like knowing someone your whole life. seeing the self in the other. our lives rhyme.” LIKE I LOVE YOU GUYS

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.