My cat had to do an ultrasound bc she ate a plastic strand and we were beyond scared she'd have a blockage. Luckily the strand passed the intestine without issues but now she looks like this:
A piglet
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Olive Garden: Chaggie
Lilith: Now, Charlie, dear, how did you come about finding this.... girlfriend... of yours?
Charlie: (holds Vaggie's hand excitedly on the dinner table) I found her by a dumpster!
Lucifer: (chokes on his tea)
Lilith: ......I see....
Charlie: Mm-hmm! She was pretty banged up, but she let me take care of her. She was the first person to ever accept my help~
Vaggie: I still don't understand how. Your charm is very infectious.
Lucifer: (puppy eyes) Awwww~
Lilith: .......and how does the size difference work for you two?
Charlie: Uh.... the same way it worked for you and Dad??? I don't understand....
Lilith: Your father is an archangel devil with super strength and stamina. That- (Points at Vaggie) -is a pipsqueak angel with the anger issues of a chihuahua.
Lucifer: (eyes widen, and he slinks down into his seat to avoid the ensuing battle)
Charlie: (gasps and gives a very adorable pissed off scowl) Excuse you! Vaggie is NOT-
Vaggie: I got this, babe. (To Lilith) First off, I am deceptively strong for my size, just like your ex-husband. Second, I don't hear Charlie complaining about my physical capabilities when I'm tossing her ass around the bedroom like she's an Olive Garden salad. Finally, Fuck You! We make things work and are willing to put in the effort to overcome anything!
Charlie: (blushing at the Olive Garden salad comment)
Lilith: (slightly shocked) ............
Vaggie: ...........
Lilith: (sips her tea) You may continue dating my daughter.
Vaggie: I wasn't looking for your approval, but thank you.
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My mother gave me a single slice of lunch meat and a piece of pepper for dinner then ordered herself a pizza.
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Is it bad i would rather have a doc than a tour? Like tours are cool and tatinof made sense since they had choreography and music numbers etc but if they are celebrating 15 years of dnp a sit down series would make so much more sense imo
Lowkey I agree just bc a doc is something we haven’t gotten from them/about them before!! Also bc with a doc I’m sure we’d get new stories/info we didn’t know before! Tours are so fun and I’m sure they’ll do one again but a documentary (released on Oct 19th perhaps…) would be so much more fitting for celebrating 15 years of their career together. Also if it had a limited release in select theaters that would be much more accessible than a tour bc it would be more affordable (and also checks out with Phil not answering the question about needing to save up)
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Listened to Crash (1973) on my recent plane ride and long drives really enhanced the experience i GUESS
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Enid: [singing Billie Eilish's "Lunch" while casting meaningful glances at Wednesday].
Wednesday: [writing in her journal] Patterns of recent behavior suggest that my wolfish roommate may have anthropophagous inclinations.
[beat]
Wednesday: Damn, that's hot.
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