#and everyone hates me

[sleazymachine]

simultaneously giving tf up and locking tf in

[lesbiansanemi]

Man I’m so tired

[thequeefdealer]

My friends said they hate my new hair, so I'm not going to show myself to anyone who isn't gay ever again

[webvampzz]

mfw i realize how shitty and bad i sound and that i should probably shut up and never talk again because i talked in the wrong tone and everyone thinks im an asshole but i forgot to analyze how my voice sounds because i have a specific voice for everyone so that they dont say i sound mean and like a military guard ans

[viviennevincent2]

I'm so stressing out about tomorrow. I don't know what I'm gonna wear

[angstflavoured]

i dont think bill would be used to someone actually liking him.... especially as much as ford did like it was embarrassing

[bugsinapocket]

I had a vision

Pls reblog :3 <33

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[ringosmistress]

[iamfabiloz]

what happens in the honda odyssey stays in the honda odyssey

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[birdy-babe]

OK BUT IMAGINE BEING STOLAS

Literally a tragic Disney princess probably crying his eyeliner off and watching hella-novella literally heartbroken after what went down on the full moon-

And your phone dings

It’s a text

From Blitzo

After a huge fight

So

after freaking out

Wondering what he possibly could have said

You finally hype yourself up enough to finally check the text with desperate, final-bit-of-hopefullness anticipation

And

It’s fucking

THIS

Stolas is so much stronger than me theres nothing in the world that could have stopped me from instant portal-ing to him and killing him right then and there.

[isbergillustration]

Angels, Fallen Or Otherwise

[linterteatime]

Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

[mokeonn]

"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

[cryptid-goat-aisle]