#and fuck elongated muskrat

[ex-textura]

by the way

[unofficial-project-2025]

VOTE BLUE!

EDIT: This post is gaining traction, so I think it's important to show you this:

ELON IS INTERFERING WITH THE ELECTION. PLEASE CHECK YOUR VOTER'S REGISTRATION IN PERSON AND TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS.

EDIT 2:

IT HAS GOTTEN WORSE.

Please go check your voter's registration and tell everyone you know to do the same! I've heard some states are purging voter's regitration, so please go check!

[punkymaysnark]

This is incredible. Hysterical. Historical. Hilarious. And impressive, too.

Even Mark Zuckerberg didn't run Facebook into the ground so badly that it got removed in Brazil by court order. Let alone within five years of owning it.

And I heard that Brazillians made up a lot of Twitter revenue, so this could very well be what KILLS Twitter completely. This is Elon admitting that he would rather let the entire platform die than stop platforming the worst kinds of people you know.

Masterful. Fucking. Gambit. Sir.

[eckswizi]

one thing that is often lost on modern audiences watching the Back to the Future series is that, in 1985, the DeLorean was well known for being a shitty car. The only reason the DMC DeLorean is remembered fondly today is because of BTTF; had the movie never happened, it would’ve been one of those fancy cars lost to time and remembered only by car nerds (trust me, there’s examples of this). Potentially the primary reason for choosing the DeLorean to be the time machine is because of how notoriously bad it was. We even see Marty question Doc’s choice to use a DeLorean, and at the climax of the first movie we see the car fail to start when Marty is lined up to drive towards the wire. The DeLorean was known for being overly heavy, clunky, prone to breaking down, and annoying to maintain.

Basically, what I’m saying is, if Back to the Future was made today, they’d use a Cybertruck.

[nando161mando]

In case anyone else needed a good belly laugh today.

[minyicho]

[kittydragondraws]

I'm not used to my posts blowing up so getting 2,200+ votes on the last one was a shock

can we go even higher?

rb and all that jazz

Quick someone post a screenshot of this to Twitter and tag Elon in it lol

[troythecatfish]

[netscapenavigator-official]

Tumblr’s Twitter account wasn’t banned with the others because only accounts that promote social medias get banned, and what Staff is doing over there is the equivalent of showing someone a used car and telling them that the frame is rusted through, and that it only comes with three tires.

[lost-carcosa]

[some-of-my-thoughts-to-share]

[nimona-antifa]

I can't wait for Elon Musk's rebranding of Twitter to "X" to inevitably not take. He's gonna write some tweet about how awful it is that people can't just call it by the right name it's not that hard and the comments will just be full of what little trans people are left there saying "HMMM I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE LIKE" And roasting him. It'll be glorious.

[bootleg-nessie]

Elon Musk publicly coming out as autistic was like 9/11 for the autism community

[ingridb1148]

😂😂😂

[enzohotline]

Mfs when a conservative cartoon is released

[nando161mando]

Elon Musk wants your sympathy because he had to pay a whopping 4.5% of his net worth in taxes