Incorrect Quotes (Epic; The Musical Edition...Part 2)
Odysseus: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Athena : I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Odysseus: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
Odysseus: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Eurylochus: I was in the will?
Eurylochus: Thanks for not telling Odysseus what happened.
Polites, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Eurylochus: Come, Odysseus. Polites doesn't want to talk to us right now. They’re just too polite to say it.
*Polites dies in a game with ships*
Odysseus: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Odysseus: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Eurylochus: Legend has it that Polites still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Polites: Of course I do.
Circe: If by any chance Odysseus should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.
Hermes: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Odysseus: Because I barely know you?
Hermes: Fine, message received.
Athena: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Odysseus: That sounds like a dare to me.
Athena: Oh my god.
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Odysseus and Athena both beg people to reconsider (Ody in Mutiny, Athena in God Games) so mentor-mentee parallel. EXCEPT the way Odysseus sings "reconsider" in Mutiny is the same melody as Anticlea singing "I'll always love you" in The Underworld AND I AM NOT OKAY
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"∞"
Can’t shuffle all of Spotify and I refuse to put any song I have ever enjoyed in my liked songs, so I decided to do my musical mix for this!
Favourite lyric:
We can start and finish wars
We’re what killed the dinosaurs
We’re the asteroid that’s overdue
The dinosaurs choked on the dust
They died because God said they must
The new world needed room for me and you
(Sorry for the long lyric, I love this song)
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Just got done listening to the Wisdom Saga and I am so unwell. It's like 12:30 AM and the whole damn thing just keeps replaying in my head.
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What I think is really funny about some of these "FeMC can't be in P3R" arguments is like.....
FeMC fan: *asking for bottom of the barrel, not even scraps a bug would eat, will take no cutscenes, no new music, or even voice acting at this rate. If we cant have route, maybe a costume/skin instead TT0TT*
Some bobo: I don't think that's what the fans want. They want something more
Me: Our options ore literally this or NOTHING. We're asking for bs because otherwise it's just NOTHING. Which def not what we want omg
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I definitely think you should revisit the idea of jailbreaking your wii. It's incredibly easy to do, virtually impossible to cause damage if you follow a guide, and will leave your wii with all its existing functionality. Before I bought a new computer earlier this year, the Wii was my main emulation machine for everything from GBA to GameCube to actual Wii games. As long as you have an SD card and an SD card reader, you can get games running on the hardware with no notable differences to using legit methods, without having to pay extortionist rates for classic games. Additionally, all the cool wii ware and discontinued stuff is made accessible again via homebrew things so really, you'd only be improving your wii with no downsides whatsoever
yknow, i think i might look into doing so at some point, especially since at the very least there are some playstation 2 games that are also on gamecube... although idk my how much they differ in content but yeah! it'd also allow me to play animal crossing city folk again.... and twilight princess......
thank you for telling me!!!
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