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fractoluminescence · 2 years ago

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Um. I'm sorry, WHAT

Did Facebook just download itself in my phone on its own?? Like, I know I have WhatsApp already, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

#it doesn't even link to the app store directly in the app settings #had to open the app store myself and search it to uninstall it #i already have to dump images onto my laptop to have the space for app updates #and it goes and does THIS??#like excuse me #who told you you could just go ahead and download yourself #screw you??#disclaimer: i dislike facebook but don't hate it. this just got on my nerves really bad #meta's got a problem omg #featured #fract personal #and before you ask. yes i am sure i did not have it before. it appeared on the very last page of my apps like every new app does

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swan2swan · 1 year ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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schneckmag · 1 month ago

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Every single deranged fan theory is being pelted with tomatoes. Couldn't be happier

#deltarune #utdr #deltarune chapter 3 spoilers #deltarune chapter 3 #deltarune ch3 #deltarune chapter 4 spoilers #deltarune chapter 4 #deltarune ch4 #deltarune spoilers #motormouth mike #mike deltarune #idk what's funnier- imagining this was Toby's plan all along for mike #or him seeing everyone go off their trolley about him and the most devious grin slowly making it's way onto his face #also not to mention how deep the trolling goes #does spamton know The Real Mike or does he simply not exist and did spamton grow a rivalry with a conspiracy theory

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 days ago

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If Freddy goes hor.. What does Bonnie say in FNAF…?

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kokodrawings · 2 months ago

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Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations

#naruto #naruto fanart #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki #role reversal au #koko draws #this role reversal au is not just between Sakura and Sasuke's sanin teachers. Naruto and Sasuke also swap roles after the war #Sasuke becomes the Rokudaime Hokage -the Uchiha and the Senju finally united under his mandate- while Naruto wanders around #He has a lot of promises to keep and he can't do so as Hokage so he turns down the position.#the first thing he does after the war is have a long talk with Hiashi and the rest of the Hyuga clan heads #and makes sure to fulfill his old promise to Neji (who is alive in this au because what's that bs in canon?)#Neji takes after Hinata and starts to wear his headband around his neck now that he is free of the cage bird seal #after that Naruto wanders to Ame to help in every way he can #(Konan is also alive because her death was completely bs and we are ignoring canon here)#Naruto is a very powerful person and in a way his new role as ambassador transcends that of the Hokage.#He is fullfiling Jiraiya and his father’s dream of peace. He is also achieving his own childhood dream #now he is being recognized not only by Konoha but by the shinobi world in his entirety #He is the only person able to travel freely between all shinobi villages #All the doors are open for him. No matter where he goes he will be welcomed as if he were coming home.

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cuppochino · 2 months ago

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new 007n7 lore just dropped, how we feeling?

#forsaken #forsaken fanart #forsaken roblox #homocidalporkchops #roblox forsaken #007n7 #007n7 forsaken #007n7 fanart #doodle #007N7 DOES WHAT AFTER C00LKIDD GOES MISSING??/?

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makenna-made-this · 10 months ago

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Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

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akanemnon · 3 months ago

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Going from Ace Attourney to Mortal Kombat... FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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prlssprfctn · 6 months ago

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Jason, who is constantly making death jokes, and gets back a "dgaf" kind of answers from his siblings. Which he is... used to. Firstly, because it is what siblings supposed to do, be mean to each other, and secondly, because... they are not wrong. His death didn't mean anything. No one cared much about him dying. Yes, they were bothered that he died - a kid, a son and a brother, had died. Everyone mourns dead kids, he wasn't special. Right?

So, he is fine with whatever he gets from his brothers. He often laughs back, even his laughter sounds far too strained to his ears. But, honestly, whatever! It is fine!

Until once, it isn't.

Maybe it is just a bad day. Or maybe his death anniversary is getting closer, and he gets more anxious. Nonetheless, he makes another joke - something about warehouses and crowbars; so, nothing new - and gets a usual funny-snappy reply back, something along the lines And no one cared. And he just huffs, his smile turning to a scowl, and before he can take it back, he shrugs.

'I know.'

Suddenly, it is too quiet in the room. And suddenly everyone is staring - confused, hurt, slightly surprised, even. Jason tries to laugh it off, to make them stop looking at him with so much pity, but his forced laughter sounds too much like a certain clown's in his insane, tired mind, and he ends up murmuring a haste farewell, before practically running away from the cave.

He thinks someone tries to call him back, but he ignores it.

The defeating silence and the looks of pity haunt him in his dreams for the rest of the night.

#does it haunt him that no one answered back immediately something against it too? probably #i just saw the meaniest joke about his death for no reason in internet with a 'drag his ass' comment following it and so here it goes #let the boy cope with his death by jokes why you all try to shut him up omg #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #batfam

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sillywizardvoice · 3 months ago

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after seeing rots in the theater, as George Lucas intended, I am once again reminded how much Commander “spinkicks droids despite having a blaster” Cody and General “kicks Grievous in the shin before remembering he’s made of metal” Kenobi belong with each other.

#actual soulmates #that part with obi wan made me lose my shit #at least when cody does it the droid goes down #poor obi wan just HOWLS IN PAIN #star wars #revenge of the sith #codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi

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mooreaux · 7 months ago

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Love Undying

#my art #my oc #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #emmrich volkarin #tea aldwir #emmrich x rook #honestly yall veilguard is the most wholesome part of their story #I head canon Emmrich gets obsessed w the thought of tea dying earlier than him because she’s a warden #he goes downhill trying to figure out how to cure the blight and she gets more taken by her calling #I do think he eventually figures it out though!#the man helped make a knife comparable to solas’s #so methinks he could absolutely put his mind to modifying if not curing the blight #and eventually I think his obsession with mortality does end up in him figuring out demi lichdom #which probably causes problems with the other mourn watchers and lich lords that he and rook have to face together #with their baby! because tea gets pregnant right after veilguard hehehehe

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thebubblesareevil · 5 months ago

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Danny plays superman

Danny is in metropolis for school and Superman is off planet or in another dimension with the justice league

Danny is sleep deprived and studying for exams so when some super villain asshole interrupts his daily routine he puts them down swiftly only to flee the scene thinking he’ll be found out.

Instead, as he gets to his dorm ready to flee the city one of his dorm mates stops him to show him a funny post about superman stopping a giant robot on laundry day.

What he sees is a blurry, indistinct photo of him destroying the robot.

Danny decided he can work with this.

He was tired of villains fucking around with his day just because superman was out of town for a bit and gets one of the ghosts to help him make a perfect replica of the suit.

He’s bulked up over the years and learned to control his transformation so now all he has to do is transform everything but his hair and eyes and just refuse interviews for a bit

Easy peasy!….until he meets his, we’ll Superman’s, clone.

Superboy confronts the counterfeit kryptonian about him slacking on his duties only to immediately realize this isn’t Superman.

This dudes chill though so Conner decides to just go with it

He doesn’t mind being Danny’s second clone

Lex is confounded by Superman’s sudden immunity to kryptonite

When Superman gets back no one says shit. Why would they? It’s been a completely normal month in metropolis. Though with less property damage.

Conner already explained things to Lois so she doesn’t say anything. She wants to see how long they can keep it up.

2 years pass before clark finds out.

The rest of the league figured it out at various points during the first year

Clark will never live this down

#danny phantom #ghost king danny #dc x dp #brain vomit #superman #Danny secretly missed fighting his villain of the week #Lois is vibing #jimmy does everything he can to hide the truth from Superman #he was bribed with fudge #Conner goes on clone retreats with Ellie to pandoras laberynth

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sandflakedraws · 3 months ago

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get hit with several tactile sensations, idiot

ITS . TIME!!!

at last, i can unveil the piece i did for the fragmentsoffate zine, who is currently having leftover sales on their website~!

#sandflakedrew #comic #portfolio #ghost trick spoilers #B}#i'm not usually a person who goes for his sorta character but . Yomiel gripped me . he really did #love that he's still gotta have that doofyass hairstyle #the horrors persist and yet so does the silliness #there's a little bonus there for u in the clouds #if you're curious :)#zine

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yardsards · 8 months ago

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say what you will about steven universe but it's objectively hilarious that arguably one of the most toxic ships in the series is just. two coworkers at the same shitty minimum wage food service job

#eliot posts #su #steven universe #i kinda shipped them as a kid looking through steven's eyes but as an adult rewatching good god you make each other sooo much worse #they are not THE most toxic canon-ish ship (that honoyr goes to malachite) but like. they're up there and that is SO funny to me #what minimum wage and Being Eighteen does to a pair of mfs

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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later #anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world #like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT #i'm certainly not complaining mind you #scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already #spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween #he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it #still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time #...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated #god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all #a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good #and sebek's hat is SO tall #the biggest hat for the loudest boy #i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet #i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat #i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again

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