#and it stresses me tf out

[cream-and-five-sugars]

Listen, gamers. I'm sorry. But I will never play The Witcher 3, Red Dead Redemption, Baldur's Gate, Skyrim, No Man's Sky, and a bunch of others I'm not gonna list here

Why? Because, as a notorious "I have to see and do every possible thing or I will explode" kind of person, AND a "I can't start with a new game until I've finished this other one" kind of person, they are my absolute nightmares.

They are no doubt masterpieces worth playing, but they are unfortunately too enormous for my lil brain to handle (= enjoy)

[great-and-small]

Everyone meet ‘Slappy’ the wild sea lion that has gone viral on TikTok after begging tourists for peanut butter sandwiches 🤣

Watch Now: Beloved wild Sea Lion Slappy does her signature bark for a PB sandwich

Check out our list of the BEST memes about our favorite Instagram celebrity Slappy the seal

Wildlife authorities ruin internet’s fun by putting ban on feeding famous sea lion ‘Slappy’

- Top comment: Not me risking a class 2 wildlife felony to feed Slappy a peanut butter sandwich 😂☠️

Internet famous sea lion enjoys new meme craze “Outlaw Slappy” as her admirers continue to offer treats despite the ban from marine wildlife officials

Sad news out of Southern California today as the internet mourns beloved sea lion ‘Slappy’, who was put down by authorities after biting a child that was trying to feed her a sandwich.

[chamomiletealeaf]

Need John Price to sit me on his lap and hold my legs back by my thighs while he uses a vibrator on me. Burying his face in my neck telling me how good I’m doing while he looks down and watches.

Need him in full tactical gear too and me in only his shirt, panties pulled off to the side, and cute fuzzy socks while he makes me cum and squirt like 4 times.

That would solve all my problems, methinks.

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

[chrlie-cox]

“See you around, Matt. Take care of yourself.”

[kristalijah]

HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

[hotrubbertar]

He needs a hug a lot of them 😭

[bamsara]

went a whole agonizing week of no coffee caffine just for my streak to be broken because a family member made regular coffee in the pot and told me it was decaff. it was in fact not decaff

(also i promise I'm working on stuff and chapters and art, im just super busy right now preparing for the con and dealing other life stuff lskdghlksdhgs. hold out for arts n stuff soon)

[levemetal]

We all know and love the AUs where either SY!SQQ or SJ!SQQ get dosed with truth serum and hilariously clear up a bunch of stuff, but consider:

Yue Qingyuan accidentally gets truth serum-ed, said truth serum removes all brain to mouth filters and makes him voice his thoughts a loud.

Not only would this probably lead to him reconciling with SJ and just speaking about the damn cave incident, but also be unbearably honest to everyone else.

I cannot imagine ANY of the peak lords would be able to look at him the same ever again, we all know this man is deeply unhinged and SJ-co-dependent deep to his soul.

Mu Qingfang would probably have to deal with the worst of it as he frantically tries to find some cure so that they don't have to collectively hide their sect leader and stop him from saying real unhinged stuff

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

i beg to fucking differ

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im so Normal. totally not shaking and crying rn

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

The first mission the Court send their newly minted Talon on is an assassination attempt on the ward of one Bruce Wayne… Dick Grayson.

Calvin— can’t kill Dick. He can’t.

He didn’t know it would be the boy he grew up in the circus with they want him to murder in cold blood. He didn’t know— didn’t recognize him until the knife was already at his throat.

But he remembers now. And he won’t do it. Never. Never.

He’ll run. Disappear. Dick doesn’t know who he is, it’s better that way, and if he’s lucky the Court will be too busy hunting him to care about the failed assassination.

Unfortunately for Calvin, Dick does remember; Recognizes the Talon.

And he’s not inclined to let his childhood best friend slip through his fingers again after years of believing him dead.

[em-xzm]

Neil Josten is simultaneously one of the dumbest and smartest characters I've ever read. like he must be a GENIUS to take a math degree despite his abysmal education history (constantly moving schools and then missing school when actively running) AND the mess of his freshman year. but then he also decides its a good idea to antagonise the son of a mafia boss who he knew had connections to his serial killer father he was running from. oh and dont forget about him ignoring the EXTREMELY ominous countdown whilst knowing his SERIAL KILLER FATHER WAS AFTER HIM

[souporsaladnatural]

Society if the supernatural writers treated Kevin and Charlie with literally any respect

[beedeux]

Happy Bumbleby Big Bang everyone!! Allow me to present to you my piece to accompany the AMAZING story written by the AMAZING @gummy-the-ghost !! CHECK IT OUT NOW :DD https://archiveofourown.org/works/52122358/chapters/131829601 (Nobody's weak for punk rebel Yang and ballet prodigy Blake like I'M weak for punk rebel Yang and ballet prodigy Blake let me tell you)

[facinaoris]

about to be unemployed and need help for rent lmao. please click the link below and share/donate/scroll past.

Help CC w/ Rent

ya'll are definetly tired of my ass asking for money and so am i.

la pobreza mata.