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Reshirement au... save me... save me reshirement au
#okay firstly thank you to everyone who has been commenting and liking my lotr/hobbit posts ;___;#im throwing so much hearts at you <3#secondly shout out to my irl friend who found my tumblr and thought thorin was jesus#anyway i think about these too growing old together and suddenly i find myself lying in a fetal position#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#thilbo#reshirement au#the hobbit#the hobbit fanart#myart□#my inability to make my doodles look presentable ceases to amaze me#i dont really have an accurate idea on how thorin would wear his beard after everything so ill probs explore that later :3
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i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be
#my art#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun vash#vash#tristamp#trigun stampede fanart#trigun fanart#idk the tags fr this fandom sorry its babys first trigun#im not abandoning jjk but expect more other stuff sprinkled in!! including trigun <333 including him <3#ANYWAY IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABTHIM IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE#im lying im sorry im feral about him i want unspeakable things done 2 him it was over the moment i heard his voice#but [redacted] thoughts aside#hes so fun to draw oh my god how did they make a character Exactly For Me how did they make one that ticks all my boxes#hes blond but like i can work with it i will get good at rendering blond hair for him <333 hes worth it <333333#i was cruisin along mindin my business having fun learning how 2 draw him and then i get 2 the arm . +24hrs to total drawtime#all my cheats ...my safety net of being able 2 use flesh to disguise th fact that u dont reeeeally know where tendons or joints go...#out th window. this prosthetic is practically an anatomically correct model. u can see EVERYTHINg#put my entire me into trying to figure it out h i think it is ok i think i like it#god i rly cant get over how he's just a combination of all the fun parts of drawing yuuji megumi AND gojo#he is the center of their triple venn diagram and i am EATING HIM ALIVE#sorry ill calm down .... fr now.... smile :)
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george is such a fucking idiot
pamela is too
i wish i didn't fucking exist
so anyway how are you
#george is my father and pamela is my mother#if i was a worse person i would honestly use the r slur on george#he's sent my entire family into debt because he decided to just STOP WORKING and play the stock market#and now he is losing credit cards#cancelling them without telling my mother#and lying about everything#EXCEPT when he's not lying he's so incredibly STUPID he can't even hold a conversation with my mother#plus my mother is a narcissist who uses intentionally leading questions so she can trip him up and yell at him 4 no reason#so i know that he's lying because he knows if he tells the truth she'll yell anyway but still his lying is only causing more problems#fuck i hate this#i don't know how to get a job#even though i need to. but i don't have an ID + idk how to drive#this is what you get for being homeschooled lovelies#fucking hell#sorry about the vent#sorry for the vent#personal vent#vent post#vent#tw vent#tw
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I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?
#goodomensedit#goodomenssource#goodomensedits#Good Omens#Aziraphale#tusermyra#userfra#tusermich#maria7potter#crowleyanthonys#userbecca#usereena#my gifs#this is not a gifset about Aziraphale being badass or him lying to god being a grand thing or anything because it's not#it's about the actions he takes that go against or bother Heaven in all their variety#it's about his unpredictability and the precedents he has set in taking action#and how he has given up everything he loves for the chance to do good#so once he realises that Heaven won't let him he's gonna Do Something and i can't wait to see what#it's Aziraphale so there is a pretty big chance it'll create a mess in wholly unanticipated ways#either way i hink Heaven is going to have regrets one way or another
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When Batman “abducts” Jason, he offers him a deal. Since Jason is concerned about staying with Bruce Wayne, and to show that he’s not abandoning the child to be trafficked, he agrees to a “wellness check” once a week, for an hour.
Anything that Bruce Wayne does that makes Jason uncomfortable, he can report to Batman. And if he does any of the things Jason’s worried about, Batman gives him a panic button.
At the first welfare visit, Batman asks about how Jason is acclimating to the manor.
It takes a lot of prodding for Jason to admit that he wants a lock on his door and that he likes Alfred. That he can’t tell what Bruce is thinking a lot of the time and he doesn’t like the ominous silences.
What’s truly crazy, is that after the meeting, Alfred asks him to help install a lock on his door that only works from the inside. And the next day, when he sees Bruce at breakfast, the man starts recounting some of his day at work, regardless of if Jason joins in. He lays out his plans for the day and his reasoning. Just, talks about innocuous things.
He asks Batman what he shared with Bruce at the next meeting. Batman tells him that he spoke with Alfred about the lock but with Bruce about voicing his thoughts more. He asks if it helped.
Jason says yes, but he’s confused as to why Bruce would want to change at all. Or why Batman told him about those sorts of things. After all, they weren’t that big of a deal.
And Batman tries to explain that Jason shouldn’t be uncomfortable. That his goal is to make sure he’s not just safe, but happy.
Slowly, over the course of a few months, Jason opens up to Batman about different things. Everything he confesses is fixed, whether it be people he knew on the streets being arrested or helped out or even just small things about Bruce, like how he doesn’t make any noise when he walks and keeps startling him.
Jason feels himself relaxing around Batman of all people. He even looks forward to their weekly welfare checks so he can ask about the people he knew in Crime Alley.
He’s also making progress on the Alfred front since he’s allowing him to wash his own dishes and teaching him to cook.
But Bruce remains a problem.
He doesn’t know what it is. He’s really trying to trust the guy, he’s done everything Jason has asked of him through Batman. Everything, no matter how stupid Jason felt asking for it.
So he asks Batman what’s wrong with him. He tells him he wants to like Bruce, he really does, there’s nothing wrong with the guy. Batman was right. He’s just some awkward lonely dude in a giant house. So why won’t his mind let Jason trust him?
Batman tells him that trauma doesn’t work like that. That Jason may never fully trust Bruce, and that isn’t either of their faults. He’s trying, and that’s more than enough.
It all comes to a head when Alfred takes Jason shopping and their errands run pretty long. Jason just needs so much stuff, apparently.
It’s just starting to get dark out and he’s helping Alfred with the shopping by putting the cart away while he closes the trunk when he feels hands around his mouth.
He bites down as hard as he can against the gloves but it doesn’t help. There are two men and he can hear Alfred calling him, but he’s suddenly in another vehicle and he’s having trouble breathing.
He feels along the inside of his hoodie for his panic button and presses it.
There’s a lot of jeering and talk amongst his kidnappers, they’re excited for a payday. And Jason was easy pickings.
The ransom is a video where Jason is wearing a gag and told to briefly look into the camera while people talk over him, making threats and demands.
He knows something is wrong when all the lights go out in the room. He feels hands around him and starts to kick out until he’s face to face with a shadow he’s seen before. Batman is here for him.
Jason goes boneless in the hold and Batman gets him outside.
No one realized one of the kidnappers had made it onto the roof. Batman takes one bullet in the shoulder before they’re both in the Batmobile. Jason is crying and holding gauze to the hole in the armor while Batman talks softly and assures him he’s fine. Jason has no clue how the car gets them away but he’s thankful he doesn’t have to figure out what to do except put pressure on the wound.
When the doors to the batmobile open, Alfred is there and hauling them into what looks like a chrome emergency room. There are medical cots and equipment everywhere.
Alfred start pulling away the armor and Jason sits in shock as the cowl is removed and Batman sits before him as Bruce Wayne.
He’s gently shooed out of the medical section and sits down on what appears to be training mats. He doesn’t realize he’s crying until Alfred comes to fetch him and Bruce is no longer in danger from the bullet.
Bruce looks exhausted in the moment before he sees Jason and his expression clears entirely. Jason feels a numb sort of dread spill over him as he realizes the implications of what he’s seeing. All of the things he’d admitted. All of the things Bruce had done for him. That if the bullet had struck somewhere else he’d be all alone.
He’s crying again and finally Bruce’s face changes into something that isn’t that awful blankness. He looks like he’s in pain but he reaches his arm out towards Jason anyway.
And Jason practically folds into him, crying into the bandages Alfred had wrapped around Bruce.
Bruce is whispering things into his hair. Gentle things. Kind things. Reassurances and asking if Jason is okay, because he was the one who was kidnapped, the one who had been snatched from a parking lot.
But Jason can’t process it, any of it. So he stays there, crying into Bruce’s uninjured shoulder until he’s scooped up into the medical cot to cry into his chest too.
There will have to be several long conversations about everything that had happened, but they would have to wait until tomorrow.
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4 Pt. 5 (sold separately)
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#dick shows up to see some random kid tucked up against his dad because alfred called him when bruce got shot#he’s supposed to fill in for patrol but keeps getting hung up on how no one told him he had a younger brother because wth#and when bruce and jason wake up in the morning jason is mortified about all the things he told bruce when he was batman#but honestly bruce was elated to be able to have someone tell him exactly what they wanted from him#sure dick always spoke his mind but it was like he expected bruce to just know what he’d done wrong and jason had no such hang ups#and yeah jason is angry with him about hiding everything and basically lying to him but bruce also did like everything he asked#honestly they work it out way quicker than bruce and dick do#(these sorts of posts just get away from me and turn from headcanon into half headcanon half fic lol)#(also my posts are either like 90% dialogue no dialogue tags or no dialogue whatsoever)
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“Mark Zuckerberg pledged himself a Free Speech Champion”
“I witnessed META work hand in glove with The Chinese Communist Party - custom built Censorship Tools”
META Whistleblower leaves Fuckerberg looking like the American Traitor he is. Fakebook was complicit in the Covid Scam!🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#reeducate yourselves#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do your own research#do your research#do some research#question everything#government corruption#government lies#government secrets#truth be told#lies exposed#evil lives here#news#mark zuckerberg#facebook#he lied about everything#lies and the lying liars who tell them#lies lies and more lies#no surprise here#you decide#censorship
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if there's one thing about Lou Wilson it's that he goes above and beyond when given the option to sabotage himself and his party
#escalation from pinocchio purposefully walking into a trap to him lying about getting possessed and burning everything fabian has on adaine#'fabian loses control of a bodily function' [picks the worst one]#also i think gunnie chefs tools casino bit could be an example#looking at the stepmother#he just keeps it interesting#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#OH AND how could i forget the bad awful no good day in leviathan
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits#it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation#i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation#based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron#but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice#and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself#and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole#the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride#mdzs#art#mdzs spoilers#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the grandmaster of diabolism#cql#the untamed#魔道祖师#陈情令#mdzs meme#doodle#lmao
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reverb in an empty hall.
prints (all proceeds go towards aid for Gaza)
#the plan for this comic has been lying in my notes app for months now#i felt compelled to make it now#my mental health has really been in the pits lately which means ive been playing disco elysium a lot again#the bleak reality of the game and the beauty that persists in it despite *everything* in it comforts me#i love you disco elysium#i love you kim kitsuragi#i love you harry#take what you will from this comic but for me at least its about saving as many people as you can on your way out#i hope that's properly conveyed <3#disco elysium#harry dubois#kim kitsuragi#whirling in rags#stillindigo art#it may surprise some of u to know this but before the Palestinian genocide began I was predominantly just an art blog#I haven’t posted new art in 4 months
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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Apologies to both my followers and the fandom for when Date Everything comes out because I already won't shut up about him, I can assure you it will only get worse from here
How can I not be obsessed with him??? His clothes are made of babygirl material (and metal I guess).
#date everything#date everything game#scandalabra#scandalabra date everything#i'm so normal about him (lying)#what do you MEAN he blushes so hard that even his ears and FOREHEAD turn red?!?!?#He lights up like a christmas tree. amity blight wannabe (/j)#HIS STUPID LITTLE HAND OVER THE FOREHEAD POSE I'M GOING TO AGHASRJGSAHGJSAG
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Hi @spadillelicious , yesterday I read your fic and I'm normal about it. Take a messy fanart.
#love death and rollerskates#I'm lying#I'm NOT NORMAL AT ALL#it was like watching a tv series#also i love the idea of putting songs in the narrative#and WOAH the whiplash I got in this scene#now everything sun's do makes him look sus#moon on the other hand was sus but now he's not#but I'm scared his memory loss is going to make him crazy obsessed with y/n#what if we become the only thing he remembers and cares about#I hope not :'||#rambling#bilolli's art#can't wait for the next chapters hfjtgjhhfb
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cackling at the idea of anakin blurting out #27
very anakin fr
[from this prompt game!] [i've already done: 5. 'are you jealous?' & 46. 'hey have you seen my...?'
27. "I'm pregnant."
The minor princess currently touching Anakin's forearm has spent all night toeing the line between friendly and polite politician who feels understandably starstruck around two retired war generals on her tiny inconsequential planet and wants to ensure they enjoy the dance held in their honor and too friendly entitled princess who needs to back off, seeing as Anakin is a very happily taken man whose beloved is standing literally right next to him.
It's giving Anakin a headache, trying to discern her motive and trying to figure out a way to make it quite clear he has no interest in any sort of recreational pastime with her in any sort of unofficial capacity without causing some sort of galactic incident.
He'd promised his master and the Council: no more Galactic Incidents, at least until the next calendar year.
It doesn't help matters that Obi-Wan, who should be the most upset if this minor princess is really trying to lure Anakin into a dark corner for nefarious reasons, is doing nothing to aid him in this trying time. Even though they've made it quite clear to each other over the past six months that they're in an exclusive, loving, committed relationship that has no room whatsoever for princesses of any kind.
Maybe that's the problem, Anakin thinks morosely as the princess flags down a passing waiter and lifts two flutes of wine from his tray. Maybe Anakin's made Obi-Wan too secure in his love, and now he thinks all he has to do in these situations is stand there with his arms at his sides, smirking slightly and looking gorgeous.
"Anakin?" the princess prompts, offering the drink. Automatically, and for no reason Anakin can think of except for long forgotten instinct, he glances at Obi-Wan first, as if asking for permission from his father. As if he's not twenty-four years old, a war general, a Jedi Master, etcetera.
When Obi-Wan just inclines his head with glittering eyes and that damned smirk only partially hidden behind his own raised glass of wine, Anakin almost accepts the princess's offer. Because she's definitely offering much more than just a drink. Maybe she even dosed that drink with--with something. Something to make him more agreeable or pliable or--Anakin doesn't know. But something serious enough to wipe that smirk from the corner of Obi-Wan's stupidly kissable lips, that's for sure.
But then he looks back at the princess and categorizes instantly in his mind all the ways she is not his beloved, and he decides that despite Obi-Wan's general ability to be an ass, the last thing he wants to do is take the drink. Or, truly, remain in this conversation.
"Oh, no thank you," he tells her politely.
He remembers a second later when her eyebrows fly up her forehead and her mouth pinches into a tight, aristocratic line, that on this planet it is considered incredibly rude to reject a gift of any sort.
And he'd promised No Galactic Incidents.
"I'm pregnant," he adds. "So I cannot. Partake. Though it looks good. I mean, beautiful. I mean. I'm pregnant. Yes."
The princess's eyebrows fly higher. Beside him, Obi-Wan coughs rather violently. Due to swallowing his drink wrong or to hide a burst of laughter, Anakin doesn't know.
"Oh," the princess says. "I...was under the impression that humanoid males cannot carry offspring."
Anakin clears his throat and crosses his arms behind his back. He wonders if it'll be a more believable fiction should he place his hands over his abdomen, then he thinks about anyone seeing that ever and decides he'd rather lose his other flesh one to a lightsaber all over again.
"I'm from a desert planet in the Outer Rim, your highness," he tells her. " Tatooine, if you have heard of it. Many species there have evolved special biological traits over time to ensure survival. This is one of them. You understand, of course."
He isn't even sure the words he's saying make any sort of sense at all, and Obi-Wan has gone from being absolutely no help to being an incredible hinderance instead, standing completely silent next to him and Force signature blocked from their bond.
"Oh," the princess blinks and then blinks again. "I apologize, of course. I did not realize."
"You could not have," Anakin assures her, kindly in his opinion, and she makes herself scare only a handful of minutes later. Apparently as much as she'd appreciate bedding a war hero, she draws the line at bedding one with child.
This realization is enough to make Anakin wonder if perhaps he should pocket the excuse for the next time he's at one of these affairs and fighting for his life. After all, his lover has proven himself to be incredibly useless.
Speaking of which:
"Hope you enjoyed that," he mutters to Obi-Wan as he turns his back on the ballroom to glare more fully at his master. "Thanks so much for your support."
Obi-Wan blinks guilelessly at him, lifting his drink to take another sip. Purposeful now, probably. To show off that he can drink to soothe his nerves while Anakin won't be able to touch the stuff for the rest of the night.
"Please, have patience with me, Anakin love," Obi-Wan says. "I've just found out that I am to be a father. I'm in shock."
Anakin tightens his hold on his wrists behind his back. It's either that or shove his most beloved into the buffet table.
#asks#obikin#obi-wan on the spaceship home: hey so just want to check in really fast#i know youre not pregnant now but you were lying about being able to get pregnant too right?#like the whole thing was a lie you lied about right?#no special tatooine biology shit?#anakin: LMAO fooled you. got you!! of course not lol i promise i cannot get pregnant did you really think for even a moment#lmao and youre supposed to know everything about me lol#obi-wan (miffed) (petty): silly me. only i suppose since stewjoni men can get pregnant i thought it could be possible#anakin: what do stewjoni men have to do with anything?#obi-wan (stewjoni but also a liar): why i am from stewjon of course#anakin pulling the spaceship out of hyperspace: wait does that mean you can get pregnant???master?? Master can you get? master get yiu ? ma#obi-wan: and here i thought you knew everything about me#(neither men can get pregnant obi-wan just enjoys messing with anakin)#(and anakin is a bad liar when put on the spot)
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The fact they keep referencing Eddie’s lying on the show and in interviews has me giggling and kicking my legs and twirling my hair.
It’s almost like we’re meant to read into the fact Eddie’s not always being truthful - with himself and others. Almost like, I don’t know, him going to confessional and telling a priest that he lied to everyone in his life and then later him telling that same priest that he’s straight might possibly be showing us Eddie not being truthful with himself or others!!
#queer Eddie is coming#the lying aspect of Eddie’s arc is so interesting to me#because they’re really exploring all the different ways you can lie#and ultimately lying has been shown to be something ingrained in Eddie - right from childhood#and I hope they explore why that is a bit in these next few episodes#as a part of his rebuilding himself - so he gets to a point where he chooses to stop lying to himself and embraces who he is#and let’s the world see that#heteronormativity is the biggest lie there is - but Eddie’s getting out#and it’s funny- because we see him being his most truthful with buck - and that’s a loud choice to be making#especially in these last few episodes where we’ve seen him being more honest and truthful with buck than ever - and the way they sits#in counterpoint to everything else happening in his life#Eddie staring out loud that he has to stop lying - that’s telling the audience that there’s more and bigger deeper set lies going on#that it’s not just about the specific lies he’s made in the episode. lying to oneself is invariably about queerness when it’s used in media#it’s a common trope and one that does offer a lot of potential and opportunity!#911 spoilers#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie
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PART #1
Trump's Chemtrails Task Force Exposes DARPA Plot to Murder 170 Million Americans
The Trump administration's Chemtrails Task Force is moving at lightning speed, shrugging off the mainstream's mockery and the silence of captured institutions.
In just weeks, they’ve uncovered a series of bombshells: rogue chemtrails operations, pumping chemicals into our air, soil, and water are being run out of multiple government agencies, including the Pentagon's darkest corner - DARPA.
And the source? None other than HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has revealed that these chemtrails aren't just experiments gone wrong - they're part of a deliberate plan for massive depopulation, targeting tens of millions of lives. 🤔
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