#and was going to include marcus/bella

[therulerofallpotatos]

Fic Tag Game

Tagged by: @wincestation, @realisticintentions, @realmermaid333, @cosmic-lullaby, @suchaladyy, @beri-allen

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

149

2. What's your Ao3 word count?

361,707 words.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Wednesday currently. Teen Wolf for six years. Harry Potter, Hannibal, Thorki, Starker, Twilight (Bella/Carlisle and Bella/Aro), The Umbrella Academy (not that i got very far before getting obsessed with wyler), and Madrigalcest (Primarily Brumira)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Overall?

Fuck It (Steter, Teen Wolf, 3,396)

When it Needs Fixing (Steter, Teen Wolf, 3,339)

Hostile Takeover (Steter, Teen Wolf, 2,781)

Absolution (Steter, Teen Wolf, 2,691)

Wandering in the Dark (Steter, Teen Wolf, 2,250)

In Wednesday?

Her Monster (Wyler, 708)

Hold Me Close (Wyler, 593)

Revelations (Wyler, 499)

Warning, She Bites (Wyler, 464)

Impressing Wednesday Addams (Wyler, 387)

5. Do you respond to comments?

Sometimes. I reply when I have something meaningful to add. Otherwise it'd get very repetitive and generic and that kind of soulless connection isn't really the point of this kind of thing. I adore my comments nonetheless and I read them a lot.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hold on. I gotta skim my list.

update: i do not remember some of these fics or what happened in them

Maybe Modi the Brave (MCU, Thorki). This was an angsty fanfic of a fanfic. There was a happy ending in the original fic, The Rescue by madwriter223

I'm not counting Absolution because it was immediately followed by a sequel. But technically, it did get me the most angry sobbing comments which i treasure to this day.

The Final Straw was angsty but it was also dumb and half-cocked and the closest thing to an embarrassment on this account. It was literally just a half-thought half-scene of my 18yo self's emotional state in 2018 that is very evident that I wrote this angrily in study hall. I wrote a lot of fic in that high school during classes. Like a lot. It was my school computer. I got plenty of use out of it. There was no structure or coherent plot. I didn't even hint at anything deeper to be explored in your own minds. I didn't want to look at it long enough or think about it long enough. I just wanted it out of my head. If I didn't have a strict no deleting my works policy, or hiding from my past art policy, I would probably have deleted it within the week of posting. I do not understand how it has the kudos, subscriptions, and bookmarks that it has. I guess it resonated. Good for y'all. I mean it.

Literally just the entirety of Tyler's Bad Year is meant to be about a very traumatic time in a young man's life and him surviving it. I'm not going to go through them and try to pick out "the worst" one. That's not really the point and it'd be largely subjective.

I'll Eat You Raw has an angsty ending but angstiest? I'm not sure.

I don't write a lot of bad endings. Open endings? sure. Complicated endings? Absolutely. But unhappy endings? No. I don't often have the desire.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Jesus fuck we want to be here all day? Ok lemme look through shit again.

Wandering in the Dark has a whole story behind it. There was actually two versions. Only one was posted to ao3 and is the "canon" version. I wrote this fic for a high school assignment my senior year. We were assigned to pick a chronic disease out of a literal hat, then write a story around it. We had complete creative control so I took that chance to write teen wolf steter fanfic in class and actually have it be on task for once (I got an A in that class btw). The reason my teacher got a dark ending version is because by the time he got back to me on the maximum word count, I'd already finished the canon version and it was way too long. I couldn't trim the fat, so I wrote a different ending to shorten the story. That version is one of the angstier stories I've written. The one posted and linked above, is the very happy by comparison. This fic is also designed to be read by someone who doesn't know shit about teen wolf.

Through Thick and Thin was also extremely happy. As is Her Monster. Benevolent Gods was meant to be very hopeful. The Hale Pack (Undying) was the end to a series that was my baby for a long time . Like long enough you can see my writing evolve as you go. Part one was one of the first things i ever wrote. Like ever. The last part was years later. Jasper was meant to be a very light-hearted, happy story as well. It's extremely sweet and fluffy. You was also very happy and the epilogue cemented that happiness. Warning: She Bites literally had a happy end that unknowingly prevented a main character committing suicide in the near future. Saving lives by being horny. Wednesday Evening, and every installment in that series, is excessively happy as well.

Alright I ran through my list of fics. These were the ones that stood out. There's too many to really commit to one answer tbh. Especially because the way they're happy varies.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not really. Or. Well. I'm sure I do. I block antis on sight and I wholly reject purity culture, and I haven't really been the target of a major attack or anything. I don't get as many hateful comments as one might think, and I don't entertain the ones I do get. I've been accused of vile shit of course because of a fic I wrote. I don't remember what fic or even what ship it was for because I don't dwell on them really at all. Aside from that, I get more entitled but probably ignorant to how they come off as entitled comments that aren't really that big a deal. Just a bit of a peeve sometimes. I honestly think the majority of them truly believe it's a kind gesture when they say it.

9. Do you write smut? What kind?

Yeah. You could say that.

What kind? In a word? Intense. I could make a joke or a long elaboration on my niche in hyde sex and whatnot, but at the end of the day, intense. Even my most laid back, domestic, slice of life fics have a sense of intensity to them because otherwise I get bored and it feels soulless and it's just not my writing style.

10. Do you write cross-overs?

When I feel like it. When I have an idea.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! I have a steter fic on a russian fic website that was translated years ago. I have no idea which it was or if it's still there. Wait! I might remember. Yeah no. I don't remember. It wasn't the one I thought of.

12. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

No. I've started to outline one before but it went nowhere and we both forgot about it.

13. What WIP you would like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Harry Potter and the Night that Changed Everything.

I had a whole novel basically planned for it. Writing Bellatrix and a Harry who was raised by Bellatrix took a lot out of me emotionally, and I lost steam.

Also, a Bella Swan/Marcus Vulturi fic that i also had a novel length plot planned out, wrote three chapters for, and then lost steam when I left the fandom due to getting the life sucked out of me by a bunch of toxic people in the fandom killing my joy. Those chapters are just collecting dust in my files right now. I'd like to go back to it one day and finish it in some form or another. Maybe it's original enough I could actually just write an original novel out of the scraps I already have. Actually, to be honest, it is probably original enough that I could write it as an original story. There is not a lot of Twilight there that is necessary to the story and can easily be written out. Something to think about maybe. Ironically not the first prompt I thought up initially for Twilight that I then realized nothing about Twilight was necessary for the idea I had, and I just wrote it without Bella entirely. This is how my original zombie novel started and then immediately evolved into an entirely different thing that has nothing to do w Twilight. Like literally nothing. I had to work to put the Twilight into that one. Not the other way around.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

wyler (steter and tomarry honorary).

15. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and characterization

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

pacing. movement heavy scenes. Longer projects if only because I have less practice at them.

17. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Yeah. If it fits, I'll write it. I won't pretend to be fluent, but I'll do my best. Probably won't do anything too complicated for the sake of realism of my abilities. Especially if it's not Spanish which I at least have spent time trying to learn.

18. First fandom you wrote for?

Teen Wolf

19. Favourite fic you've ever written?

Listen...

We've established how well I am at picking one end all number one.

Fuck ok. back to the list.

Water of the Womb was one I was planning to write for almost a year and it turned out pretty good I think. Actually no.

No. It's not a fic that's been posted yet.

I think the favorite fic I've ever written is I Bit Him So He's Mine. it's my "Wednesday is a Hyde season one rewrite au". It's my first novel that is more than just a future novel. It's hit 40k and I have to start Act 2 still. It's my first proper murder mystery where the mystery is the primary plot equal to the romance. I've had a lot of fun with it, I've put my heart and soul into it, and I really look forward to calling it ready to post. Once it's done, you guys are getting regular updates for a long time.

20. What fic would you want to rewrite one day?

Out of the Fire haunts me. It was a lesson to learn. I had the desire to write a steter/hannigram crossover and zero plan of any kind outside that. It crashed and burned because I only had a first chapter in me. I recently met a local and successful author who recognized my ao3 username because of this fic and remembered me years later enough to compliment my writing (I cannot express how much that meant to me). Wait no that might have been Mark of an Angel which also haunts me, but I didn't have zero plan. I had almost no plan, and lost steam when I hit a creative block at a bad time. Normally, I'd have just sat down and workshopped a starter outline and wrote myself out of that block, but I lost steam so I never did. Different deal. Not as impactful in my creative journey. Out of the Fire, however, was very important to me because of why it failed, and remains very influential with every new project I start. Actually rewriting/finishing that project would be a defining moment for me as a writer, I think. At least to me personally.

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[lovelyladyabsinthewrites]

Progenitor

Pairing(s): Jasper Hale x Vampire!Reader, Edward Cullen x Bella Swan

Warnings: platonic Alice x Jasper, magic wielding vampire, no nahuel, alice can't see renesmee's future

Words:6,000+

"Tell me another story, cowboy." You impishly grin over to the man laying next to you. Your mate.

Really, there was no need for a bed in your room considering you never used it for actual sleep. That was beyond the both of you.

Jasper's smile is dashing against the flicker of your candles. His fingers are dancing over your shoulder and down your arm. "For someone who has lived for thousands of years, I'd figure you'd heard better stories."

You roll your eyes, kissing the plane of his chest. "This is the first time I've cared about the main character in those stories." It was true. Never had you cared about anyone as much as you did for Jasper. You just had to wait several centuries to meet the right one.

Through those years you'd taken many companions as well as turned many good friends and students. Even the oldest known vampires of the Volturi originate from your fangs. One would be lucky enough to boast that they were made by you. That meant something great in the known vampire community. Some even whispered that you were one of the first vampires in creation. You never spoke of your own origins. You told Jasper those were the dark ages of your life and were still not ready to go back to that time.

And for you to be even slightly interested in a young one like Jasper constantly confounds him. You ate up everything he told you, titillated by battle after battle that he won for Maria. Hanging on his every word with a sort of wide eyed innocence that was rare for their kind.

That's what he remembers (and misses) most about you. As much as the both of you loved one another, you couldn't stay in one place for too long. Jasper understood though both of you wish to see one another more often. As powerful as you were, it was something that neither of you could risk. Other vampires could sniff you out within moments. Not to mention you hadn't always necessarily been a nice vampire. One out of ten vampires was said to have a beef with you. It wasn't your safety that had you constantly roaming the world, it was the safety of the human world around you. Any city you were in could be preyed upon immediately by stray vamps who followed your scent.

Distance would never dampen the love you have for each other.

"I understand if you don't want to come-" Jasper has his phone pressed up against his ear and shoulder as he's shoving papers and folders into his backpack and other items he may need on his journey to South America. There were a few covens there that hey hoped to enlist as help.

"Oh hush Jasper. Of course I'll be there. Both Bella and Renesmee are family. I'll make up for lost time." His stomach warms when he can hear the smile on your lips through the phone speaker "And I think once Caius sees me, he'll convince the others to back down."

That's what the Cullens were banking on with asking you to come and defend your adoptive niece. After all, you were the progenitor of many of the vampires in existence today. Some way or another, they all were sired from your venom. Including Caius. He's been the most doting of your acolytes even if it did tend to cause a rift with the other two leaders of the Volturi. Marcus in particular since you'd defeated him several times throughout the centuries.

Off to the side of the room, Alice rolls her eyes. "See, I told you she'd be down!" She grabs Jasper's phone, monopolizing the call now. "He was worried that he'd be imposing too much on you. I told him that of course you'd help!"

Your laugh on the other end rings loud in his ears as he watches Alice cradle the phone to the side of her face. "You know how he is. My gentleman cowboy." Alice really did enjoy when the both of you ganged up on Jasper to embarrass him. It was delicious to watch him get flustered for once.

Having enough, Jasper snatches back his phone. "Alice and I are heading out soon. I don't know how long we'll be. . ."

"Don't worry. I have my house key. Relax, Jaz. Everything will be okay." If only the one power you did possess was Jasper's ability to control other's emotions, you would use it to calm him. "You two be careful and look out for one another. I'll be there."

God did he want to kiss you. To take you in his arms and let you reassure him in that way only you could. "Yes, ma'am. I love you."

"I love you too." Your voice lowers to a warm whisper.

When the call ends, Jasper stares at his black home screen. He takes a deep breath and shoves it inside his back pocket. Missing you wasn't going to aid him in any way at the moment.

In the background he vaguely makes out Alice's excited chatter, excitement raised her octave.

"I can't wait for Bella and Renesmee to meet her!"

"They're going to adore her."

"Don't you think Jasper?"

"Jasper?"

She actually had to reach out to him and give a small nudge with her index and middle finger. His head whips to her, finally catching his attention.

"Sorry." He mutters having heard none of Alice's rambling.

"You heard her. Why are you so worried? You know that she won't let anything bad happen. The Volturi would be stupid to initiate a fight with her here." She sets aside her own bag she'd been working on and crosses her arms in front of her chest. "We have to pull out our big gun."

"I hate of thinking of her like that. She's been everyone's big gun for centuries." Jasper just sighs and sits down on the edge of the couch, fingers digging into the upholstery. Esme won't be happy when she finds small nail marks in it.

Alice eyes him for a moment before pointing out "You know she'd do a lot more for you if you let her. To her, this is small peanuts." A new thought abruplty comes to her mind as she changes the subject. "You remembered to get those documents for Bella, right?"

In reply, his eyes dart to the manila envelope that lay on his desk. Alice's gaze follows to where Jasper's eyes had fallen. The envelope he'd obtained from J. Jenks. It was to be used under the worst case scenario.

"I hope Bella doesn't have to use it." He admits, hauling his backpack over his shoulders.

Try as she might, Alice couldn't force a vision that involved the outcome of the Volturi's visit. Couldn't even see Jasper's mate. But Alice trusted you, more than any other member of the Cullen coven. She knew you'd pull through, even without the use of her powers, she knew you would not let your family be threatened, even if you had yet to meet the two newest members.

You were forced to miss the wedding of Edward and Bella due to. . . circumstances. Regardless, you had sent them a present accompanied by a letter of congratulations. What better way to meet your sister-in-law and niece than by intervening on their behalf and chasing off the Volturi?

When you'd hung up from talking to Jasper and Alice, you tap the phone against your chin in thought. The room you'd been renting out was lit only by moonlight from outside. This way of living did get awfully lonely. You spoke to your family as often as you could. Visiting every five years at the very least. Thus was the solitary life of an ancient. You'd forgotten much of your early life, couldn't remember if you'd ever been human. There's a slim chance at that. The furthest back you could remember was a world of darkness and other screeching creatures. A small recollection that you'd once had inhuman body. But it felt like a dream, maybe another life completely.

In your long, long life, never did you have anything resembling a family. You were always alone with blood filled thoughts and the feeling you got when you shattered pathetic armies of men.

You changed accordingly as the world evolved as well. The forming of countries. The fall of them. From huts to skyscrapers. You found it almost appallingly easy to get victims if you were already assimilated into their society. They would have no clue of the real monster you were. Not until it was too late.

Then on a whim and also after hearing the bloodshed going on in the states, you met Maria and Jasper. She was pleading her case for revenge against the Volturi and had felt your presence in the vicinity. You'd heard that your scent was unmistakeable.

When you asked Jasper what your scent smelled like, he'd tried his best. "It's the essence of power, my love. There's a deep, heady richness to it. As if it has been steeped in the secrets of the universe. A haunting presence that clings to one's senses."

What would that even smell like? You'd wondered. When you sniffed your arm, all you smelled was the faint kiss of juniper berries.

Maria proposed the take down of the Volturi and how easily it could be done with you. She hadn't anticipated your hesitation. While you didn't agree with the massive coven, you would never go out of your way to meddle with their business. After all, Caius was your fledgling. The very first. Of course you'd be sentimental over him. Sharing your venom was not something to take lightly, at least that's what you thought.

And you doubted Maria's ability of warfare compared to the trio that ruled the Volturi. Her army of newborns was impressive without a doubt, but she was still young herself. You, Marcus, Caius and Aro were overwhelmingly more experienced.

Jasper was just an infant compared to the millenia you've lived or even the hundreds of years Maria may have been alive during. Yet he makes you feel. . . entirely new. Makes you feel something you'd never felt even toward another vampire.

Having never experienced it before, even you knew what it was you were feeling: love. Love at first sight. Quite pathetic but, alas, you have no control over your own emotions. Annoying, but you let yourself fall into it. Titillated by everything you felt when around Jasper Whitlock. Never had you felt so alive. Each kiss, each caress sent flames across your skin. You never knew how dead you'd really been. While you had the face and body of youth, you don't recall a moment where you felt like how you looked now.

You met him during a time where even Jasper was feeling depressed about his immortal life. He was tired of living the way Maria did. Nothing satisfied him. Until he saw you. It was like his heart started beating (but of course that was impossible). Even if she wanted to, Maria didn't fight against it when Jasper told her he was leaving her coven to be with you.

He's been the only one to see the magic you could do without it being stemmed from violence. Real, arcane magic. You'd briefly mentioned the wars you'd been able to win. The amount of people you'd slain. That didn't deter him. That didn't define you.

This is the one battle you would win for love.

Everyone was gathered in the near blinding snow capped surroundings. All except for you. Wolves and the Cullens on one side, black clad Volturi on the other. No one dares to make the first move. All looked to the coven leader, Carlisle, to do the greetings.

He looks to his adopted granddaughter, his family that he built and would do anything to protect. Renesmee beams up at him with apprehensive, big eyes.

Carlisle moves forward, his feet leaving prints in the snow. Aro's skin would have made him blend easily in the blurring snow were it not for his red eyes and black attire. His immortal, handsome face smiles when Aro greets Carlisle.

"Aro, Iet us discuss things as we used to. In a civilized manner." Proposes Carlisle. Hopefully he can take up enough time until you show up.

A dark brow raises on Aro's face. "Fair words, Carlisle. But a little out of place, given the battalion you've assembled against us." His eyes move from Carlisle and scan to behind him where several vampire covens and a pack of wolves wait for the signal to take action.

"I can promise you, that was never my intent. No laws have been broken." True, though the wolves may be a sticky subject to broach. Aro appeared more concerned about the little girl whose eyes bore into the Volturi leader.

Caius' lips curls in disdain. "We see the child. Do not treat us as fools."

"She is not an immortal." Carlisle counters, his arm opening wide to gesture to the Cullens' own army. "These witnesses can attest to that. Or you can look. See the flush of human blood in her cheeks."

While it hadn't been a particularly sunny day, everyone on the frozen field found themselves abruptly bathed in darkness. Above, the clouds had darkened and congregated thickly together. Still, they were able to make out a black shadow among the clouds. Many are left guessing but only Caius and Jasper knew what (or who) it was. Caius' eyes sparkle in veneration as he intently watches his creator break past the clouds with large bat-like wings. You must appear as some twisted angel the way you slowly descend to the ground, landing next to Carlisle.

His smile is bright and screaming relief. "Sorry I'm late." You apologize first to Carlisle.

Jasper catches the flick of your eyes toward him and finally he feels his face release from tension. He takes one step before Alice stops him. While everyone is happy to see you, this was a dangerous environment right now. If Jasper were to suddenly move and go to you, the Volturi might mistake it as an aggressive attack. Best to stay still and watch you take care of everything.

Renesmee grips her mother's leg. Her touch sends her thoughts straight to Bella. "Is she my aunt?"

Bella gapes in shock as your wings appear to shrink until they recoil and disappear completely. Edward had told her you were. . . quite old. Older than any other vampire out there. and that you possessed powers beyond her comprehension.

Stiffly she nods her head at Renesmee.

"Better late than never. It's good to see you." Carlisle pats you on the shoulder.

Before you'd landed, you'd already registered both sides of the battle. You counted how many each had, reveling in the marvel of the massive wolves that stood alongside the covens on the Cullens' side. And you'd seen the girl that was your niece. A unique thing she was. Even from high up in the sky you could see her veins filled with blood coursing inside of her. She was more human than vampire.

The breathy whisper of your name has you turning around to finally look at the Volturi's side. Despite Aro being leader, it was Caius who had called out to you. He always did have a beautifully bright smile whenever he gazed at you. Utterly devoted to his mistress.

You hadn't seen him for near three hundred years. His duties to the Volturi clashed with your values. There was no ill will between either of you though. "Caius. How unfortunate we have to see one another under these circumstances."

"So you know what's going on." Aro tensely holds a grin when he speaks to you. Like you were a ticking time bomb that had to be dealt with carefully. Behind him you didn't miss Marcus who shoots you a glare. He's tasted defeat by you before. It rose up once more in his mouth, bitter.

You casually nod. "I do. The very instant I saw the child, even I knew her to be of mix blood. Can you not smell the blood circulating in her?" Throwing them a condescending smile you continue "But if you truly need proof that she is not an immortal, then read her thoughts."

That had been the Cullen's plans all along. To have Renesmee explain for herself through her thoughts and memories.

Bella didn't like the idea of Renesmee going up to the Volturi by herself. Even worse was the thought that Aro had to actually touch her in order to read her mind. You could smell her apprehension and turn your back on the Volturi to go over to the Cullen's end. You take note of the Romanian vampires shying away from you. You give the members of your family quick embraces before you're brought to where Bella has a protective hand on Renesmee's shoulder. On the girl's other side was a massive rust furred wolf that snarls at you.

You carefully go down to your knees so you could properly address her. "Hi Renesmee. It's nice to finally meet you." Your voice is soft, expression gentle that didn't bely the deadly predator that you could be. Introducing yourself, Renesmee smiles at you; reaching her hand out so that she can introduce herself in her own way. You let her small hand fall upon your cheek and you're pulled into her thoughts.

Happiness.

Curiosity.

Nervousness.

She was aware all of this was her fault. That if the Volturi didn't believe her, so many people she cared about would be killed.

Covering her hand with your larger one, you give her your promise. She smiles knowing it to be true. You drop her hand and stand back up to look at Bella. "Would it be alright if I walk her over?"

Of course you knew that even though you were a Cullen, you were still a stranger. Ridiculous that she was expected to trust you with her child.

But Renesmee touches Bella's hand now. Renesmee trusts you. Bella chews on her bottom lips before relenting. She turns to the wolf. "You should probably stay here, Jake."

Fearlessly, Renesmee walks hand in hand with you to the other end. "Your wings are pretty." The child's thoughts ring in your head.

You tenderly smile at her. "Thank you. Once this is done, I'll take you flying if you want."

Murmurs ripple through the members and witnesses of the Volturi once you present Renesmee to Aro, your protective hand still holding onto Renesmee's. "Well Aro, you want a firsthand recount to her creation. Here she is. Renesmee, why don't you show Aro what you showed me."

Impressed by her fearlessness when Renesmee offers him a smile. Her voice is small but doesn't squeak. "Hello, Aro." Aro offers her his hand but instead Renesmee motions for him to crouch down so she could touch his cheek. The moment her fingers lay against the white flesh, you notice Aro's eyes grow distant.

Then he starts to delightfully. "Magnifico! Half mortal, half immortal. Conceived and carried by this newborn while she was still human." You'd never seen such a sparkle in his red eyes as he now takes in Renesmee for who she truly is. Not a monster that they had feared but just a special little girl.

Behind him though, there were unsatisfied grimaces and wary, darting eyes. This has you inching closer to your niece.

"It's unheard of!" Caius shrieks.

"There are many strange things in this world, Caius. You should know that by now." You patiently tell him. He relaxes at your words, happy enough that his mistress doesn't seem too bothered by this advancement. "Creatures of the deep. Those that lurk in shadows much like us." You momentarily inhale the air, smelling the wolves. "And those who are not what they seem."

While Caius is all too ready to accept the defeat and have the army stand down, Marcus snaps his fingers with the only instruction of "Bring the informer forward."

Ah yes, Irina. You'd met her once, maybe twice. Her expression is dour. If it were possible, she looked even more pale. She didn't have the golden eyes like those on a vegetarian diet. They were pitch black showing that she'd refrained from eating. Irina doesn't meet your gaze, she keeps her eyes gawking at Renesmee before she trains them down to her feet.

Confused by the tension she was feeling from Irina's guilty features, Renesmee sidles up to you; her hands gripping at your warm yarn coat that was just for looks.

"Is that the child you saw?" Marcus inquires.

Her nerves are impossible to conceal in her voice. "I'm not sure. . ."

"That's enough, Marcus. Renesmee's parentage has been cleared." You snap partially to save Irina any further embarrassment. Aro shoots you a look that tells you he didn't appreciate you undermining his authority. "None of your precious laws have been broken here."

Irina's fretful eyes do not lighten up. She knew the mistake she made. While you were more lenient nowadays, the Volturi would not appreciate being made a fool of like this. You could hear the small feet of Jane move as she anticipates the command from her leaders to get rid of Irina. You're fast to correct her with a hiss and baring your teeth. They weren't razor straight like the vampires of today. Your cuspids and lateral incisors were elongated and extremely sharp. Jane's eyes widen in alarm and she teeters on her next step before returning to her brother's side with a scornful glare. As much as she wished, her powers had no affect on you. Maybe in another thousand years Jane would be strong enough to subjugate you with her power. But until then she was but a baby.

Boldly you move toward Irina. While the other Volturi members twitch to move against you, one glare from you was enough to freeze them. Fury simmering in his gaze as he doesn't take his eyes off of you. Gently you take her by the arm. She shoots the Volturi scared looks but ultimately is pulled by you to Carlisle. Before removing your hand from her though, you force her to look you in the eyes.

"You will repent for what you have done. Beg forgiveness from the Cullens." Your whisper is a low one, but harshly hissed as you say it to her. "And remember this, Irina, if you pull a stunt like this again or anything that would betray the Cullens there is no place on this planet for you to hide. I'll give you the most excruciating death that I haven't dealt to anyone in a millennia."

Her throat bobs nervously, unable to rip her gaze from you out of fear. She stiffly nods, understanding that you'd have your eye on her for the rest of her immortal life. Carlisle gets her behind him.

Seeing that she was secured, you move on to your next point of business. "Irina has made a mistake, that is true, but no harm has been done. Whatever damage she's done was more so toward our family's trust in her. That is something we, as a family, will deal with." You nudge Renesmee towards Carlisle and motion with your head for the two of them to return to the Cullen's side of the field. Renesmee tugs a bit in resistance, not wanting to leave you. You pat her on the head as she passes to go with Carlisle. You don't take your eyes off of Aro.

Aro hates how he finds himself flinching a little bit when you consciously oppress him with your superior aura. All of the black clothed figures behind him shiver as well. "We don't know what she will become. The child is sweet and innocent right now. But she is the first known hybrid in creation. We don't know what will happen unless Alice has seen it."

Alice steps up. "It's hard to see the future of Renesmee. Even I cannot see." She'd tried many times to the point of giving herself a raging headache. The girl's fate was too intertwined with the wolves.

Her failure encourages Aro in his argument, you could see his mouth forming a smile that didn't meet his eery, scarlet eyes.

"Then I shall watch over her." The falling of Aro's face is priceless. "Who better to take care of an unknown variable than her very own aunt?" This was to be a discussion with her parents after the Volturi left. But you honestly thought that Renesmee traveling with you was the best option right now. At least until you're certain that she really would do no harm to humans. And she was the first interesting thing to happen to you since you met Jasper.

"You would make her a sanguinovite?" Caius breathes out, eyes jerking from you to Renesmee. Caius and Renesmee would be considered bonded via you as Caius was your apprentice by blood.

"I do."

Caius' shoulders slump. He was forbidden from causing harm against Renesmee.

But that didn't stop Aro or Marcus.

"Let us confer. We will use the facts that we have gathered." Wanting to keep some semblance of authority, Aro doesn't wait to hear your reply as he turns his back to you. At least Caius had enough piety to give you a quick bow before following the other two. Their wives linger behind them with guards encircling around them. Athenodora, Caius' wife, offers you a fleeting smile before whipping her head back at the tug of Sulpicia.

Sighing at the petulant child that Aro was, you walk back to your family who was anxiously waiting. The Denali coven are more concerned with making sure Irina was okay as they fret around her. You catch Tanya scolding her sister with a watery, relieved voice.

Jasper comes up to you and immediately you let go of your big bad vampire facade and melt into his embrace. You cling to him, fingers bunching up the back of his shirt. You allow the soothing of his power to wash over you. "I'm sorry I was late."

He chuckles against the crown of your head, pressing his lips against your temple. "It doesn't matter. You're here." His arms tighten around you.

"I missed you dearly." You whisper against his chest.

"And I you." His nose nuzzles against my face, coaxing a kiss from me.

He'd barely pressed his lips against mine before Edward is clearing his throat. Reminding you and Jasper to keep it cool as there was a child staring at you with large eyes.

Seeing that she has your attention, Renesmee immediately asks "Do you think it worked? Will they go now?"

"They'd be foolish not to." You smile at her.

"Hey, about what you said-" Edward starts but you were already ready to be confronted about the claim you made over Renesmee.

"I know. I should have talked it over with you first and gotten your permission. I'm sorry about that. But it was the only thing I could think to say to prevent violence." You explain.

Bella hooks her arm through Edward's and leans in to him, listening. She was still wary around you. Your scent probably didn't help either. It tend to aggravate other vampires.

Edward sighs, patting Bella's hand softly. "Thank you, by the way. For everything you're doing. I. . . We'll talk about Renesmee being your sanguinovite later. Would you really?"

"Of course I would. I know I haven't been around, but that doesn't mean I love my family any less. You and the rest of the Cullens have been my first and only family. When I married Jasper, I vowed to protect him. Then when we joined you and Carlisle, I promised to defend all that were in our coven for we are all family now." Family. . . Family had never meant anything to you before them. Really, they could tell you to annihilate any coven that threatened them and you would do so without hesitation. They didn't know the extent you would go to assure their security.

He swallows back the emotions that were surfacing across his pale features. "We are all family." Edward whispers, a choke in his tone.

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I REFUSE TO BE PART OF THIS!!"

Caius' voice was ear piercing across the frozen expanse of the land. It draws everyone's attention to the opposing side.

That didn't bode well.

Edward hisses something that you don't catch. You're already stomping over to the halfway mark that both had used before.

Don't be fucking stupid Aro. Don't do it. Your mind screams out. If only Aro had the telepathy that Edward did. Don't make me hurt all of you.

A few yards away, Caius and Athenodora are running to you but he's being hounded by fast, Volturi guards.

"CAIUS!!!" Voice booming and ice underneath you shattering completely, you feel your wings shoot from your back and take to the air.

Your ears ring by the velocity you shoot across to get to your first vampire creation. Veins running searingly hot, your eyes glow with an intensity that matches the strength of your magic. It shook the trees that surrounded the glade, shaking the ice until there were splintering cracks surfacing and splitting the ice as you summoned your magic that had defeated many armies before.

The ice around Caius sharply pierces upward, piercing the Volturi guards that were trying to capture him and Athenodora. Dozens of jagged icicles arise from the ground to form a barrier against them.

Through the opening above the barricade, you swoop down and grab Caius and Athenodora. When bolting back into the sky above you could see that your actions had surprised both sides. No one moved an inch for a moment. Not until Aro starts shouting, condemning you as a apostate. That's when the spell cast on both sides was broken and all hell broke loose.

Not wanting to stop, you drop both of them off as close to the Cullen's side as possible. Caius knew he'd have to get out of there the moment his feet hit the ground. It wasn't safe for them here. Not anymore.

Performing a swift u-turn, you're faster than the Cullen horde advancing on the Volturi.

A twitch of your fingers was all you needed to summon half of your power. You call forth the creatures feared by wraiths. The shadows twisted and turned, forming monstrous specters that rose from the ground. Both sides come to a crashing halt at the creatures that were clawing their way from the earth. They glomp on to the nearest Volturi member, their touch much like Jane's power to cause immediate pain. Howls and shrieks erupt from the Volturis, enough to keep the Cullen side at bay. They watch with horrified awe.

Your magic has always been an ancient and violent one. Primal and raw.

A long dead language flows past your lips. The syllables were not ones humans could pronounce. Wraiths grab not just Aro, but the others who possessed special powers that have aided the Volturi in their quest for domination. They're brought forth to you. None are able to use their unique abilities. Not under your suffocating aura that rendered them immobile.

I should have done this a long time ago. You think to yourself. But you're Caius was involved with them. That was really why you kept your opinions about the Volturi to yourself. But now they were an immediate threat to those you care about.

All of them are lined up in front of you, the others being held back by their own wraith captors.

You stare them down ruthlessly, you could feel your form shifting a little to resemble even a sliver of your original form. The rest of your teeth sharpen and form into fine points. Talons larger than any predatory bird out there replace your small, human fingers.

"I was hoping you'd be wiser than this, children." Your voice isn't your's. It belongs to a dark god from a time before humanity was as civilized as it was.

You can taste Aro and Marcus' fear. Tangy but enjoyable to your palate. A taste you miss. You extend your clawed hand toward the Volturi leaders, curved claws glowing with a faint, otherworldly light. One by one, you focus your attention on those that were pushed down to their knees. Each one had used their power to benefit the Volturi. To cast terror among those who refused to bend to their will.

Jane is snarling at you, trying her best to use her pain waves against you but she was as powerless as her brother beside her. Demetri, Renata, even Chelsea were all present.

You rip their powers from them, strip their core of what made them special. Their bodies jerk from your magic penetrating them. Many struggle to no avail. Like pulling an anchor from the depths of the sea, you give a good tug with your claws. Spheres of light that were the embodiment of their abilities. Weakly, Aro attempts to reach for his as it floats from his chest toward you.

Collecting them all, you fuse them together with more ancient words until their combined abilities were formed into an ornate necklace.

You stare at them, useless husks of what they once were. "Do you still wish to continue with your attack?"

They're panting from the pain of a part of themselves being ripped out of them. The other members who were standing in as mere witnesses are already scurrying, getting out of their before your mercy ran out.

"You-" Aro hisses out, clutching at his abdomen.

Teasingly you dangle the necklace in front of all of them. "I suggest all of you go back to your lair. There is no way any of you are getting your powers back any time soon. Trust me, this is me showing kindness that none of you deserve. Let this be a firm reminder to you, that all members of my family are off limits. Know your place."

Aro and Marcus seethe but know the threat behind your words. They were lucky to be leaving with their lives intact.

"Be gone." You growl. "I don't want to have to deal with you again. And if Caius does decide to return to your guild for whatever reason, you are to treat him with nothing but polite civility."

If his looks could actually kill, you were sure Aro would have smite you down in that instant. Alas, he's as weak as any normal vampire now.

"For me?" Renesmee smiles, bewitched by the necklace you offer her.

Everyone was back at the Cullen residence. Some of the other covens, seeing that the conflict was over, went back to their individual countries. The Denali coven were all congregated upstairs while the Cullens were in the living room.

"Who better to have their powers than you?" You place it in her small palms. "You can be the one to decide whether the Volturi are worthy enough to have their powers back."

"That's amazing." Bella breathes, admiring the necklace gifted to her daughter. "All their powers are in there?"

You nod. "Yup. It's a spell I picked up from the Mycenaeans. A little after I'd turned Caius. A fate worse than death for many vampires. As long as you have this, I don't think they'll be causing you any problems. Protect it and keep it safe, Renesmee."

She looks up at you, a worshipper gazing up at their god. "I will."

Standing up, you turn to your mate. "Shall we retire?"

Jasper had been patiently waiting all day to have some alone time with you. Now that the chaos was subsiding, it was the perfect opportunity.

He eagerly takes your hand, making Alice giggle, and the both of you bolt up the stairs to where Jasper's room was. Well, it was your shared room honestly. There were many of your possessions there. Paintings, little bobbles/souvenirs, an authentic Persian rug that you won from a sultan. A lot of your clothes were still hung or folded neatly in the wardrobe.

His pupils are blown out when he looks at you, a black dime cradled in a blanket of gold. "You never cease to amaze me." Hands on either side of your face, he kisses you deeply to further show his devotion. Between kisses, he gasps out praise for your strength, for the power that flowed in you.

You squeal out a giggle, something your enemies would gawk at. You always felt so young when Jasper gathered you up in his arms to transfer you to the bed.

Jasper hovers over you, his blonde hair dangling on either side of his face.

You grin. "Come here, cowboy."

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[thecoffeelorian]

Everyone's Got Secrets... (House Husband AU)

A/N: When I first saw Pedro Pascal’s character rushing into battle at the start of this movie, my very first thought of him was this:

He moved in for the kill, just like a wolf.

What does that have to do with fanfiction, you might ask…? Simple. When you add to this the legend that a wolf helped create the city of Rome, my love of the 'Way Of The House Husband' show, and a chat with @braveincafleet , then you may figure out that this is how my little House Husband AU came to be.

Anyway...I hope you enjoy this just as much as I do, and if so, be sure to give it some love before you go back to your scrolling. Thanks! <3

Story Premise: This is a little intro/infodumped backstory for a modern/ex-Mafia version of General Acacius, as that seems to be a writing style I've consistently had over multiple fandoms. It's also a version where he's (obviously) retired and settled down with the modern version of Lucilla Verus, though there are still glimpses of what he used to be like here and there if one is looking hard enough.

Story Word Count: 779 words.

Special Notes: So...maybe I'll turn this into a series someday, maybe I won't. Until then, I'll try and poke around to find more Lucilla x Marcus fics as soon as I possibly can.

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Justin Acacius was, according to the neighbors of Imperator Street, a fairly cultured man who wouldn’t dare break the laws of their fair city. Indeed, all outward appearances have never given them reason to think otherwise, for any red flag moments have not yet presented themselves.

For example, by day, he keeps the household of their esteemed Head Curator, Lucilla Gherardi, in perfect working order. This includes making sure that Lucilla herself never leaves the house without a homemade lunch in her possession, because there isn’t much work that a person can accomplish on an empty stomach. During the rare moments that she does, however, it’s not long before he’s on the nearest available bicycle to catch up with her, sometimes even breaking local traffic laws just to get there in time.

(Thank goodness the nearby law enforcement have learned to let him off easy by now.)

Second, there’s what this couple’s closest neighbors have come to label as “Piero Watch”, the daily sighting of the family dog on its walk around 9:15 am every day, most often with Mr. Acacius getting somewhat pulled along behind them. After all, sometimes dogs will go exactly where you don’t want them to go.

Third, whereas some neighbors are occasionally guilty of noise pollution, there's no such disturbance from Signor Acacius' side of the street. Sometimes he brings a friend or two over for short visits, sometimes he goes out for last minute groceries like the supplies needed to make homemade pasta--oh, but never will any strange women be seen going into that house beside him.

He's married, obviously, so he's not about to throw away a good life on one foolish act.

And speaking of foolish acts…neither will anyone notice this gentleman plotting any violence behind Lucilla’s back while she’s out of the house. That’s a vice best left for lesser men, for instead of any shady dealings, he’s much more likely to get into surprise “Cutest Dog” duels with passersby like Mr. Macrinus, as there’s quite the following for groups like these over social media these days.

As Macrinus himself may tell you, these sorts of “battles” will leave no fatal wounds behind them, and all parties involved will go home satisfied.

And finally, by the time that night falls, there’s not much of a change other than the occasional smoke break, if not also the even rarer trip outdoors for a few last minute groceries. In other words, though he might be a slightly imposing figure at times…there’s absolutely nothing to fear where Mr. Acacius is concerned.

At least, not if you’re the average, well-to-do citizen…because for those who wear their sunglasses a bit darker, their skin a bit more tattooed, and keep one eye over their shoulder, it’s a slightly different story.

Should any members of this crowd pass Mr. Acacius in the streets, the title “Il Lupo” is the name they speak. Sometimes they say it with a voice full of fear, sometimes with awe, but all, regardless of their age, status, or sometimes even gender, as this is the 21st Milennia, don’t dare stick around too long.

For the individuals in charge of such groups, be they The Twins in the center to The Emperor a bit further north, they will on occasion ask Acacius’ advice on what seem like trivial matters, such as the right temperature to roast a head of garlic or what is the best detergent to wash out a bloodstain or several—oh, but always from clumsy kitchen accidents rather than any violent executions.

In case you haven’t heard, these modern people don’t do that sort of thing any more.

That’s as far as the mystery reaches, of course, for as the dead can’t reveal any secrets and the living wish to keep their honor, nobody’s ever going to consider speaking up instead. It’s highly doubtful any average person will ever know the truth about Mr. Acacius, either, as there are no known books or magazines ever published that might otherwise hint about his true identity.

If someone were to happen upon the oldest man on the same street where Mr. Acacius lives, however—specifically, the one with a faded SPQR tattoo upon one arm and no photographs of grandchildren in plain sight—maybe they’ll one day hear the story of how the one known as Il Lupo, the one who looks suspiciously like Justin, narrowly escaped life in an Italian prison. Maybe they’ll also hear all about how he became a married man not long afterward, and curiously moved to the very same street address where Mr. Acacius now lives.

But then again…a story’s just a story, wouldn’t you agree?

[queer-whatchamacallit]

New oc just dropped, talk to me about herrrrr

(All text written in the photo will be included in this long-winded list of everything I know about her)

Isabella/Bella/Bells Terzi

She/her

23

Enneagram 2

Mostly Romani, a lot of family initially from Turkey

Living with her parents who have pretty much always been hands off if not straight up neglectful

Family split mainly between Illinois and Louisiana

Has always been very loud and brash

Similar to Richie, has some weird word choices, says things how she thinks it without regard for whether the other person will understand

Has always been very active, bit of an adrenaline junkie

In high school, treated her volleyball team like family

Was a little more wild and into it than some other girls but they definitely thought of her like family too

Then, junior year, during the season, she got transverse myelitis and could no longer be on the team

Especially with it being such a fucked up time for her, it bothered her that they continued to bond and hang out together in a way she couldn’t

She isolated herself from them, and they tried to fit her back in, but she just dug her heels in further

By senior year, she had fallen in with a much different group that she never really connected with like she did her volleyball team

All of the stress along with the distraction of always feeling pins and needles through her legs tanked her grades, and she ended up kind of lost after graduation

She went from working at a Dairy Queen to a furniture store then it was The Beef that stuck

She got hired at 19 because Mikey could tell from her interview that she would be a blast to have around and hired her on the spot without figuring out any logistics of her chair, including whether she could even get to her station (barely)

She was hired with Marcus, and they instantly hit it off

She did not however hit it off with Tina, she reminded her a little too much of the kids she met in her horrendous job search in Napkins

They got off on the wrong foot, but they definitely got used to each other

She has this sort of tray that attaches to her chair, so if she’s just kneading dough or something, she can camp out closer to everyone else

She had this sort of challenge with Mikey going all the way back to the interview for him to come up with a joke about her she’s never heard

Almost a year later, he did it with “Oh shit, you’re trademarked and everything? Should I have been copyright claimed or someshit for hiring you?” When she told him about her transverse myelitis (TM)

She’s never been the best at deescalation, especially when she’s also pissed off, so her and Michael were definitely not great to have near each other at times

Because she seems so little (she’s really 5’7”/Carmy height), it shocks people that she has absurd, insane upper body strength

She loves arm wrestling people because of this, especially big strong guys

She has beaten Richie, Chuckie, Chi-Chi and Ebra (easily), but Mike and Marcus remain undefeated

She beat Tina and was way too smug about it

Saw what was happening to Mike, and became really abrasive toward him about it “Knock it off, stop being a pussy, and get your ass up” type of deal

Thinks about that a lot, especially since Carmy came to run The Beef

Was definitely uneasy at first, but didn’t mind the changes too much

Loves cooking for people, bringing joy, comfort food specifically

Didn’t super vibe with Sydney, seemed like she wanted to change too much, and Bella was definitely on Richie’s side for that one

Once managed to convince Carmy to do an arm wrestle, and he lost, but it was unclear whether he gave up to stop wasting time or if he really just has that weird bodybuilder muscle without much strength to it

Was kind of obsessed with Carmy’s additions to the dinner menu, just straight up Italian comfort food

With Review, everyone’s positive character arcs are what fucked them up (Marcus finding a passion in baking so he makes donuts instead of cakes and Tina brings Louie because she thinks he can learn here like she did), and her contribution was being more comfortable staying home on days where the pins and needles in her legs turn into definite pain

So she comes back, and suddenly, everyone’s inexplicably on edge

Then she’s the one to spot the fire Carmy started and yells for someone to get the extinguisher

But after they start talking about renovations, she gets kind of worried

It sounds less and less like the home she’s found The Beef to be, especially the menu

When they do the renovations, she gets a lot more space and her own shortened desk space and stove, and it heals her worries a bit, knowing that she’s still included in their plans for the future

She’s happy for Marcus, but she feels like she’s missing something when she tries his dishes, they’re great but they don’t make her happy

Throughout season 3, she struggles to keep up with Marcus’ exponential growth and strongly considers quitting, but she doesn’t want to leave the family she’s found

(And just like every other thing in season 3, we’ll be left in suspense to see how it resolves in season 4 lmao)

I only learned transverse myelitis existed today, so if I got anything wrong about it or more generally, the wheelchair user experience, I’d love to learn more and correct it

But yeah, I feel very strongly about her and I think you should too. I might even write a fic about her, we’ll see

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

I’d love to read more of your (and Vinelle’s) Twilight fanfics, but I can’t wrap my head around a lot of the lore. I only have vague memories of the books, with the Volturi details being extra vague. Care to give a summary of the Aro/Carlisle situation you tend to write about? The fics seem so interesting but I’m left confused about their characters and history!

Look, @therealvinelle, praise!

And oh dear god.

If it makes you feel better this isn't a ridiculous ask as I'm having a pretty tough time coming up with what I need to summarize here. There's a shocking amount of background about very obscure characters required to 'get' all of our fics.

Well, the easy (if time consuming) answer is to go through the blog. A lot of our Twilight readers have a leg up because they've read all the metas including "what if X happened" and so are quite knowledgeable about what @therealvinelle and I will write in a given story (compared to readers of The Man Who Would Be King, HP where @therealvinelle and I have written comparably less metas, and the readers guesses are all over the place).

This will give you pretty much everything you need to know about everything we write.

Otherwise, I'll have to give a quick and dirty summary here.

The Volturi

The Volturi are the big bad of the Twilight novels if there are any at all. They're the ones who cause much of the conflict in the latter novels (if we ignore Edawrd causing all of the conflict) and are the large threat to Bella after James and Victoria are dealt with.

What's important for our fics is that they're the iron fist of the vampire world. They're not so much rulers, as they don't tell anyone what to do, don't supply any cultural institutions, nor demand tithes or taxes, but enforcers of this one law that they made up thousands of years ago. They have only one law which is "do not get noticed by humans" which has a bunch of caveats to ensure this singular law is followed.

They have such strength in gift ability and such a strong network that they're able to enforce this law across the globe and easily deal with large masses of vampires. (This has given them a terrifying reputation and causes vampires like Jasper to regard them ambivalently as he appreciates things like newborn wars not spiraling out of control but is utterly terrified of them.)

They have done this for at least two-thousand years (Meyer is notoriously terrible with dates so @therealvinelle and I get into a lot of headcanons to make this work. Given the names Aro, Marcus, and Caius and that they are reputedly Mycenean they probably gained significant power/reputation when Rome was the dominant power in the region some 1500 years after each of them was turned, meaning it's been ~2000 years that Volturi law became absolute in the Mediterranean region if not further). And have presumably been settled in Volterra since that time.

Also of note is that the Volturi (primarily Aro) recruits, sometimes heavy handedly, gifted vampires to be members of his guard. This is how he's maintained such control as he uses powerful psychics to obliterate opposition.

The Cullens run afoul of this law (or appear to) multiple times. First when Edward goes to Volterra confessing to having told Bella he was a vampire and then abandoning her while she was still human (the law is she must either be turned or die at that point), the second time hours later when Edward planned to walk into the sunlight and reveal himself to the city of Volterra, and the third time when Irina witnesses what she thinks is an immortal child and reports this to the Volturi.

This last culminates in a very tense confrontation between dozens of vampires as they try to clear up what the fuck Renesmee is and if she's a danger to herself and others.

It concludes peacefully, but tensely, as Aro concludes Renesmee is not a problem and walks away but everyone is unsure if a violent confrontation will happen later.

The Aro and Carlisle Situation

Carlisle canonically spent around 20 years (Edward notes a few decades but never specifies exactly how many) as a guest of the Volturi, specifically as a friend of Aro.

What Edward tells us canonically is that while he enjoyed his time there and was shocked to find that vampires were learned and cultured beings after all, he couldn't convert any of them to his diet and left to find kinship among other vampires (this did not go well until Carlisle turned Edward some 200 years later).

Some of the fics go over this more than others, but @therealvinelle work with the assumption that Carlisle was very young as a vampire when he came across Volterra. He'd met Alistair before that point but no one else. Volterra was then what convinced him that vampires were not inherently damned and could be learned people (something Carlisle would not have associated with demons as a 17th century priest) who have great appreciation for the arts and great knowledge of antiquity.

What @therealvinelle and I tend to presume is that Aro and Carlisle had a romantic relationship during this period (and that Sulpicia and Carlisle did as well for hilarious reasons). However, while there was true romantic affection there, it couldn't resolve the large differences between the pair and ultimately Carlisle had to leave.

Fast forward to the start of canon and Carlisle is very fond of the Volturi. He hangs their painting in his office and Edward initially speaks of them with... distant respect I suppose we'll call it which speaks to Carlisle's respect for them as Edward would get that information from him.

After New Moon Carlisle off screen was likely extremely grateful and relieved that Edward had not been executed despite Edward doing his damndest to get himself executed. That they were all returned home, Bella human even, is a relief beyond measure and Carlisle is likely very grateful for this. He is very aware that Bella must be turned though and gives his vote in New Moon (aided by the fact that the situation has become untenable for all parties involved).

However, Edward is vocally suspicious of the Volturi's intentions and Carlisle trusts Edward's judgement as well as his gift. Edward notes that what Aro really wants is his and Alice's gifts to become omnipotent. Now, this doesn't make much sense as Aro's is Edward's gift but better and if Aro had wanted this then why would he ever have let the three go when he had every excuse and ability to keep them there and bind them to the Volturi with Chelsea, but it does plant seeds of suspicion especially when Aro is notorious for adding to his guard and trying out gifted members to see if they fit. Where Edward's theories start to gain credence is in Eclipse.

Victoria is obviously building a newborn army. The death rate in Seattle skyrockets as Victoria turns ten-twenty vampires in quick succession with humans floundering for an explanation (they at first state gang violence then a serial killer as they try to figure out why this is happening). Ordinarily, the Volturi would swoop in and take care of this as soon as it becomes obvious with absolutely no issue (using either Jane or Alec for the task). The Cullens wait for the Volturi. And wait. Then wait.

It becomes clear that the Volturi aren't coming. The Cullens try to get the Denali involved (this doesn't go well) and without any other option are forced to team up with the wolves where they win the battle with no losses but with great physical injury to some of the wolves (notably Jacob has a rough time of it). Then the Volturi show up at that very moment, making it clear that they'd intentionally waited so the Cullens could be wiped out or at least had their numbers thinned. Then Jane in front of them lights a girl on fire while noting that Bella appears to be very human today, doesn't she?

Carlisle at this point concludes that Edward is correct and Aro is trying to poach Alice or sees the coven as a threat and is trying to underhandedly eliminate them.

On Aro's end, the running theory in our fics is that Caius was in fact behind this without Aro's knowledge or consent. Caius had seen Aro sending Alice, Bella, and Edward home without any restrictions as a debilitating weakness that had to be dealt with/made an example of. Caius saw an opportunity, likely the only one he'd get, and he took it giving the death squad orders to stall and wait for the battle to finish before they cleaned house. Unfortunately for Caius, this went sideways. Unfortunately for Aro, he now knows that Carlisle thinks he tried to murder his entire family in the most underhanded shady way imaginable and that nothing he can say will make it look less bad.

However, all of this is okay to a point, as Bella's being turned shortly and Alice is there to tell the Volturi that it's all going to be over and then they'll have no reason to interfere.

Except Bella gets pregnant with an alien and then Irina reports that alien as an immortal child to the Volturi.

From Carlisle's perspective this is a nightmare, they've given the Volturi a valid excuse to come and wipe them off the map. Their only hope is to gather every witness they possibly can to oversee their trial and confirm that Renesmee is not an immortal child/prevent the Volturi from murdering them all over false charges. Carlisle no longer trusts that the Volturi have good intentions or that this is simply a misunderstanding, he has a very strong suspicion that they will use anything they can to kill them all.

From Aro's this is also a nightmare, as not only is an immortal child reported (something he absolutely has to kill everyone culpable over) but Carlisle starts immediately gathering what seems to be an army. Aro has to gather an army in turn and confront him at the trial where he's witness to the world's weirdest trial where it turns out the immortal child was actually an alien and uh... guess she'll grow up okay.

However, because of how that trial goes down two things happen: Aro loses face and Carlisle's worst fears are confirmed.

Aro tries to use his powerhouses against an increasingly hostile/suspicious opponents, what happens is that Bella blocks all of them. Chelsea, Jane, and Alec are refuted in turn and Bella shows in front of a large amount of witnesses that the Volturi can be thwarted provided they have the right amount of numbers. The worst gifts they have are no longer debilitating so long as Bella is around. Everyone who's ever wanted to sack Volterra now can look over at the Cullens and see Bella Swan, a woman who is now very hostile to the Volturi.

On Carlisle's end, he sees Aro use Chelsea, Jane, and Alec presumably to murder not only his family but all of his friends who had come here only to be witnesses to see that the Volturi behaved as they are supposed to in these situations. It's worse than his every fear confirmed, Aro proves himself to be a power hungry tyrant who will stop at nothing to get what he wants including the murder of children.

Aro walks away wishing he and Carlisle might somehow repair their relationship but knowing that it is likely impossible. He also leaves knowing that a confrontation is likely inevitable and that he will more than likely have to kill Carlisle's family if not Carlisle himself.

Some if not all of this usually comes to play in @therealvinelle and my stories depending if it takes place pre, during, or post series.

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@therealvinelle and I tend to use shorthand references to things gone over in depth in other fics as we hate writing the same thing twice. Nebuchadnezzar's Dream by @therealvinelle for example goes over a lot of the canon events dealing with Aro and Carlisle and how they reacted to it as well as Carlisle's hypothetical gift that @therealvinelle and I theorize is totally a thing.

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Alistair Leaves, Christmas Comes, and We Throw the Biggest Party Ever

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I was more than ready for Christmas. Christmas had always been my favorite holiday, even as a kid. And I loved it all the more that it would be my kids first Christmas. My first Christmas that I would get to spend with Carlisle.

But of course, there were a few things that would come along with that.

The first was that after Bella came back from taking Renesmee to Charlie's, she came back looking disoriented.

No one else seemed to notice. Edward was to busy talking to Renesmee in his arms. Carlisle was sitting on the couch, wearing a hoodie again as he talked to Eleazar, perched on the arm of the sofa. Garrett and Kate were in the background, talking in a corner. Marcel and I were talking strategy in another corner, Emmett listening in, but not contributing.

As Bella left the room I waited a few minutes before making an excuse to go and check on my kids, finding Bella in an almost empty room.

She was sitting at the loveseat, writing hurriedly on a piece of stationary. A manila envelope was by her side. I realized I probably shouldn't be seeing this, something that she wanted to hide from Aro, and even knowing that she wanted to hide it from Aro was dangerous for me to know.

I quickly darted back out of the hallway, nearly bumping into Alistair, who I realized had also seen Bella writing at the table.

Alistair remained leaning against the wall as Bella continued to write, watching her. I lingered in the hallway to overhear.

"It's a romantic notion, isn't it? That a right just few can defy a great evil." Alistair spoke. "I must admit you. . . even had me believing. . . for a moment. Well, good luck. You gonna need it." I heard him set something down, a clink of metal on metal and then he said, "Cheers."

He walked out of the hallway, giving me a glance over as he stopped walking to stand in front of me. "You ought to get out too it looks like. I care about Carlisle a lot. Take him and your kids and get out."

And with that, he was gone.

I closed my eyes, feeling a faint pressure of annoyance. Why hadn't Bella done the letter in her bedroom? Somewhere private? Why out in the open where anyone could've come along and seen that she had given up hope?

I went upstairs to the kids room, watching them all sleep. I counted mentally in my head.

Marcel, Esme, Carlisle, Emmett, Bella, Edward, Bree, myself.

Because of all of the new vampires had come in we now had sixteen werewolves.

Zafrina and Senna.

Eleazar, Carmen, Kate, Tanya.

Amun, Kebi, Benjamin, and Tia. But if it came to a fight, Amun and Kebi would not.

Maggie, Siobhan, Liam.

Stefan and Vladimir.

Garrett, Mary, Peter, Charlotte, Randall, Charles, Makenna, and Toshiro.

We had forty-five fighters. Forty-seven witnesses. Surely we could make a stand against the Volturi?

There were only fifteen of them. Three of them including Caius, Aro, and Marcus. I couldn't imagine Marcus or Aro getting involved in a fight. Uncaring Marcus. Wacky Aro.

I knew that Alec would be more dangerous than Jane. Jane could only target one person with immense pain. Alec would incapacitate us all.

Then there was Felix and Santiago, both of them splendid fighters.

And then Demetri. I knew he would fight on the Volturi side, but did I have to worry about him attacking me?

Of course, there was also the witnesses. Exactly how many vampire witnesses would they be able to find? And how many others had they killed because they hadn't come to us in time? If only Alice and Jasper hadn't stolen Kachiri away from Zafrina and Senna. An extra hand would be helpful. Not to mention Jasper being an excellent fighter.

I missed Jasper and Alice with my whole being. My favorite, lovable son. And sweet Alice. . .

I wiped away a tear that had drifted down my face. Alright, forty-five fighters. Forty-five fighters. We were planning on them tracking Edward. Or myself possibly. Carlisle said we were going to wait in the same area that the newborns had attacked them in last time. That made Bree shiver.

On Christmas day, I got out of the house with my kids. We were meeting Seth, Leah, and Jacob at Charlie's house. I was going with Bella. Edward and Carlisle were coming as well. Sam, Jared, and Paul said they'd show up too. Which naturally meant Quil and Embry were there, resulting in Bree being there as well. Throw in Emily and Sue and the very small house was packed with barely enough room to breathe.

Charlie's tree was sparsely decorated, making the kids giggle as they ran around the living room. The rest of us attempted to avoid stepping on them. The werewolves attempted avoiding touching any vampires and vice versa.

Except me of course because I was both.

Of course, Emily, Sue, and I had pulled our punches, bringing enough food for four feasts. Just about nothing was left when the boys were done with it. Charlie didn't even blink.

The boys were utterly pumped for the upcoming battle, but my insides were twisting. Emily seemed just as nervous and by the way Sue kept shooting glances at Seth and Leah- so was she.

I didn't blame them at all.

"The snow's sticking." I whispered, throwing a glance out the window. Carlisle gave me a slight nod. Sam caught my eye and gave me a reassuring glance. But I was not reassured. Not at all. I saw Emily swallow with difficulty. Sam put a hand over hers, squeezing tight.

"We still have today." Carlisle whispered.

"And tomorrow everything changes." I whispered. "One way or another."

As presents came around, I smirked as Sue settled herself on Charlie's lap with a can of beer and a smile.

Leah rolled her eyes and I kicked her lightly under the table, raising an eyebrow and then full out grinned.

Seth, bless his heart, looking utterly embarrassed to see his mother on Charlie's lap. Jared and Paul on the other hand- were thrilled- and I knew there would be endless teasing about it. Or maybe the teasing would end tomorrow.

"Seth!" Caroline squealed, leaping onto his lap, "Let's go build a snowman!"

"Ooh! I want to join in!" Samuel said, "Race you."

Caroline leaped from Seth's lap, racing after Samuel, keeping their pace human as Charlie was there. Leah and Seth quickly excused themselves from the table to hurry after them and I smirked.

"Nik." I called over my shoulder, "Do you want to go join them?"

"No, that's childish stuff." Nik responded.

I rolled my eyes, getting up from my seat and scooping him up into my arms. "To bad, we're going to go build one anyways."

Carlisle chuckled, turning to talk to Charlie and Sue as I carried Nik over my shoulder to place him gently in the snow. "Come on, let's have some fun!"

Emily and Sam came outside and the werewolves soon followed. Which naturally meant that a snowball fight ensued. Paul was extremely rude, hitting everyone he could until finally Jared and I tackled him down, rubbing snow in his face.

"Cold!" He complained.

"Liar. You don't get cold." Jared and I said together.

"Mom!" Paul complained. "You're supposed to be on my side."

I ruffled his hair, getting up off of him. "You did hit me with four or five snowballs last time I checked."

"Yeah well you're supposed to have super human reflexes." Paul complained as he got up off his ass.

"I'm not using them. I'm being a good sport and staying human." I boasted.

Paul rolled his eyes. "Boring."

I narrowed my eyes as he made another snowball, ready to throw it at me.

In another second, he was yelling out as the snow swirled around him in a sort of tornado. He flailed around and the others stopped to watch.

"Davina." Sam scolded me.

"Well Paul?" I questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"Alright, being human is not boring."

I dropped him on his ass again. He sighed, hanging his head and calling defeat.

Carlisle came outside at that moment, "Hey, we're about to head home."

Niklaus was by Carlisle's side in an instant. Samuel and Caroline were much slower in leaving. I looked at all my werewolf children. "See you guys tomorrow." I whispered.

"We'll be there." Sam promised.

There were a few things I normally would've said. 'Show up and I'll kick your ass.' 'Wish you wouldn't.' 'Don't you dare.'

But now, I thought just maybe we had a chance.

So I gave Sam a small smile and said, "I know you will."

***

We were at the site now. Jacob was collecting wood, putting it together, while Benjamin lit his fingers up. Two at first, and then four. Jacob put the wood down and Benjamin exaggerated sending the flame into the fire. Tia was already sitting on a long, smirking.

"That's what I'm talking about. Little pre-battle bonfire." Jacob said, walking around as Benjamin settled himself next to Tia.

"Show off." I muttered in Benjamin's ear before vaulting over him to sit on a log close to them.

"Telling war stories." Jacob said as Benjamin grinned at me. He glanced up at the other vampires who were standing in groups, not even listening. "Or just standing there like a freaking statue."

I giggled.

Garrett was sitting next to me in an instant, "Name any American battle. I was there."

"The little big horn." Jacob said.

"I came this close to biting Custer. But the Indians got him first." Garrett said.

I shook my head in amusement.

"Try Alexis Sultan, Constantinople." Kate said, appearing suddenly to sit on his lap.

"He didn't do that one on his own." Was Garret's reply.

"If you're talking battles, you're taking eleven years war, no one does rebellion like the Irish." Liam said, the Irish coven now taking seats on the log as well.

"You lost the eleven years war." Garrett and I said together.

"Right, but it was one hell of a rebellion."

Vladimir and Stefan were next. "When we ruled, everything came to us. Prey, diplomats, favor seekers. . .Such was our power." Vladimir spoke. By now, everyone was surrounding the fire, listening in.

"But we never put on white hats and call ourselves saints."

"We were honest about what we were." Stefan said.

"We sit still for a very long time. We didn't notice that we were beginning to petrify."

"Perhaps the Volturi did us a favor when they burned our castles."

"We've been waiting fifteen hundred years to return that favor." Vladimir finished.

"Cute how they finish each other's sentences, eh?" I muttered into Garrett's ear.

There was some laughter around the fire. I looked over my shoulder. Bella was setting up Renesmee in one tent, mine and Carlisle's kids in one right next to it. Carlisle and Edward were standing a few feet away from the camp fire, not taking part of the conversation.

I listened in, hearing Carlisle say, "Everyone here has something to fight for. I certainly do."

I swallowed hard, knowing he was talking about me and his family and our kids. Everyone here did have something to fight for.

Toshiro was now talking about the World Wars, making Garrett very jittery. He was a very patriotic American and hearing about Pearl Harbor blew his engines. I was afraid that he'd take Toshiro on for a fight right there when he talked about the bombing of Japan.

Marcel talked about Iraq and Afghanistan. Being on the frontlines of war as a human first. He mentioned the terrorist attack on Fort Knox, but didn't give specifics. Most of the American nomads had heard about it though and Garrett nudged my shoulder in a comforting way.

"Will you share the story?" Randall was the one to ask me.

And so I did. It had been a long time since I could even think about the event without crying. But now, I was glad for the ability to turn my tears off, keep my voice emotionless as I told them the story about an Iranian boy who believed in the wrong things.

Morning came much to quickly for my liking.

Benjamin and I had prepared the field of course. He had stones moved around randomly. I had brought gallons and gallons of water- Emmett had helped me- so that I had a good amount of water nearby.

I wasn't entirely sure what I could do with the water. It wasn't like vampires could drown. But I supposed if I could sweep them off their feet with a powerful wave, then maybe the others would be able to take them down easier- especially if they were already off their feet.

I had practiced of course, mostly with Emmett in secret in case it was an embarrassing fail. I could contain a person in the water and no matter how badly they tried to shoot out- even using vampire speed and strength- I could manipulate the water to change so that they just shot into more water.

Like an ant walking along a human hand. Just put the hand they aren't walking on in front of the one they are. And they'll just keep walking and walking until you get tired enough to put them down on the ground.

I just hoped nothing came to a fight.

We made our way out onto the piece of land. It seemed bigger than the last time I was here. But a few trees had been cleared out of the way and it really was the same.

Edward, Bella, and Renesmee stood in the very front of our triangular sort of formation. Emmett and Rosalie stood together on their right and behind. Carlisle, Samuel, Caroline, Nik, and I were to their left. Esme and Marcel were just a few feet away from us on our side.

Bree stood by herself near Emmett and Rosalie. I knew she was extremely nervous and also that Embry would join her side the moment he got here.

Near Bree was the Denali clan plus Garrett. I had no doubts that if we survived this, he would go with them and he would become just like them.

The Amazonians were behind Rose and Emmett, the Egyptian clan behind Edward, and the nomads were behind myself, slightly to the left. The Irish stood behind them. And between the space behind the Denali's and the Amazonians were Vladimir and Stefan.

It was silent. I had a hand on Samuel and Caroline's shoulders. Carlisle had both his hands on Niklaus'.

"If we live through this, I'll follow you anywhere woman." Garrett muttered to Kate.

I smiled.

"Now you tell me." Kate said, sounding almost amused.

Carlisle slipped his hand to place it on mine and our fingers interlaced together, clutching each other.

We stared ahead of ourselves at the sound of footsteps crunching on the snow. I tried to count, but there were so many that I couldn't.

"The Redcoats are coming! The Redcoats are coming!" Garrett muttered and I almost laughed. As it was, I heard Marcel's chuckle.

And then the laughter stopped as they appeared through the snow and mist. There had to be two or three hundred of them. Maybe one-hundred and fifty if we were lucky.

I swallowed hard, Carlisle's hand becoming tighter.

I felt Samuel recoil into me. There were more than we had thought. I had thought forty-five was a lot of vampires. . . I was a fool.

Slowly, the actual Volturi broke slightly away from the witnesses. Aro forming his own sort of triangle formation. Marcus and Caius on either side of him. Jane and Alec on one side. Demetri and Felix on the other. There was also a female who I was pretty sure might be Chelsea and another male who must be Santiago.

Compared to the crowd of witnesses we had, they seemed to have a much higher advantage.

"Aro's looking for Alice." Edward whispered, quiet enough so that only our side could hear.

I could see Aro's red eyes searching, moving amongst them. I could feel them settle on me for a slight period of time before moving again.

I noticed now that Santiago was walking next to a familiar blond and felt my gut wrench at the sight of Irina. I shot a nervous glance at the Denali's and saw their faces become slightly horrified. Especially Kate and Tanya who were holding each others arms.

Irina looked equally horrified, looking between her sisters and Aro, realizing that she had made some sort of mistake.

And that was when the wolf howled. I smiled, even if it was just for a second.

I could hear the wolves moving in behind us, Seth and Leah being the ones that came closest to us while Sam made all the others wait back. Embry took his place next to Bree. Jacob came to stand with Edward and Bella.

When the wolves finally stopped moving, that was when the Volturi stopped.

The Volturi threw their hoods back as one in that dramatic fashion that I hated. I wished I could find Demetri's eyes, but I also didn't want Aro to know I was searching him out.

A silence was over the clearing and Carlisle took advantage of it, moving away from us to speak to Aro.

I grew more nervous as he situated himself at the very front of our group. My hands tightened on my kids. Seth nudged me slightly for reassurance.

"Aro, let us discuss things as we used to. In a civilized manner." His voice was barely above that of a normal tone, and yet everyone could hear him perfectly.

"Fair words, Carlisle. But a little out of place, give the battalion you've assembled against us." Aro said.

I snorted. What about his battalion.

"I can promise you, that was never my intent." Carlisle said earnestly. "No laws have been broken."

"We see the children." Caius spat. "Three of them are yours! Do not treat us as fools."

"They are not immortal!" Carlisle said, his voice rising to make sure that everyone heard him. "These witnesses can attest to that. Or you can look. See the flush of human blood in their cheeks."

"Artifice." Caius declared and I growled, Leah growling with me.

"I will collect every facet of the truth." Aro said, raising his hand to calm Caius. "But from someone more central to the story. Davina darling."

Him saying my name sent a jolt to my heart. Carlisle's fists clenched. Sam growled in warning.

I let go of my children's shoulders, moving past them, past Carlisle, striding across the open ground towards Aro. Aro came forward, meeting me half-way. Like back in Italy, he took my face in his hands, kissing my lips. I closed my eyes, waiting.

Finally, Aro released me, "You still have one of the most fascinating histories of a human I've ever met."

"Fantastic, do I get a trophy for that?" I quipped.

Being close to them, I saw Jane roll her eyes. Demetri and Felix smirked as one.

"Fascinating." Was all he said, moving past me. "Edward?"

Edward touched Renesmee's' head, looked at Bella, and then crossed to come stand next to me. Edward met his touch, waiting. Aro grew excited again before looking out past us towards our children.

"I'd like to meet them." Was all he said when he let go of Edward's hand.

A spike of fear went through me, but Edward and I both turned. I nodded to Carlisle. But Caroline was there in an instant, holding her brother's hands as she teleported to stand next to me, looking at Aro with defiant blue eyes.

Bella, Renesmee, Jacob, Carlisle, and Emmett moved much slower than Caroline, not using their vampire sense to cross the gap.

"Interesting company you keep." Demetri said and I turned my gaze to him.

"Yes." I muttered as they approached. "Just so happens one of them is my brother."

Demetri smirked, winking at me. Aro and Caius ignored our interactions. Jane however, seemed rather jealous, scowling at the back of Demetri's head.

Aro was instead focused, not only on my kids, but on Renesmee's. He was looking back and forth between them and I realized he was comparing them.

Carlisle came to stand by me, our hands inches apart, but not touching.

"I hear their strange hearts. I smell their strange scents. These three are scentless, like you were, but she has a sweet scent." Aro declared, moving from our children to Bella's. Aro's eyes shifted to Bella and said, "In truth, young Bella, immortality does become you most extraordinarily. It is as if you were designed for this life."

Bella nodded once.

"May I greet your daughter, lovely Bella? Beloved Davina?" Aro questioned, holding his hand out for one or the other to give them their thoughts.

Renesmee and Caroline moved as one, and then Niklaus was there. Samuel stayed put.

I knew exactly what Niklaus wanted. Niklaus wanted to touch Aro and gain his power.

"But they are exquisite. Hello, Renesmee, hello Caroline. Hello Niklaus."

"Hello, Aro." They all said together in unison. Caroline and Renesmee's voices were light and airy. Niklaus was deeper, more political.

"What is it?" Caius hissed.

"Half mortal, half immortal." Aro said gesturing to Renesmee, "And these other three are part mortal, part immortal, and part. . . beast."

Jacob growled warningly. I could hear Seth and Leah back in the lines, growling as well. I stiffened slightly.

"Conceived so, and carried by Bella and Davina while they were still human." Aro said.

"Impossible." Caius snarled.

"Do you think they've fooled me, then, brother? Are the heartbeats you hear trickery as well? Calmly and carefully, brother. I know well how you love your justice, but there is no justice in acting against these unique little ones for their parentage. And so much to learn, so much to learn! I know you don't have my enthusiasm for collecting histories, but be tolerant with me, brother, as I add a chapter or two that stuns me with its improbability. We came expecting only justice and the sadness of false friends, but look what we have gained indeed! A new, bright knowledge of ourselves, our possibilities."

His hand was still held out and Niklaus and Renesmee moved in unison. Niklaus put his hand in Aro's. Renesmee put her hand against Aro's cheek.

It lasted only a second before Niklaus and Renesmee pulled back as one.

"Brilliant." Aro whispered, smiling.

"Please?" Renesmee asked.

"Of course I have no desire to harm your loved ones, precious Renesmee." Aro said.

I didn't believe him for a second, my fears confirmed when I heard Maggie- our lie detector- hiss slightly behind me.

"I wonder. . ." Aro drifted off, his gaze lingering slightly on Jacob before moving to the other wolves that were standing out behind us.

"It doesn't work that way." Edward said and there was a sudden harshness to his tone.

"Just an errant thought." Aro said.

"They don't belong to us, Aro. They don't follow our commands that way. They're here because they want to be." Edward said.

Jacob growled.

"They seem quite attached to you, though. And your young mate and your. . . family. Loyal."

"They're family. And family protects family." I said firmly.

"They're committed to protecting human life, Aro. That makes them able to coexist with us, but hardly with you. Unless you're rethinking your lifestyle." Edward added.

Aro laughed, "Just an errant thought. You well know how that is. We none of us can entirely control our subconscious desires."

Edward grimaced but still answered, "I do know how that is. And I also know the difference between that kind of thought and the kind with a purpose behind it. It could never work, Aro."

Jacob and I looked at Edward, wanting to know what he was talking about.

"He's intrigued with the idea of. . . guard dogs." Edward murmured.

One second of dead silence before howls ripped through the forest, furious snarls from the pack. I almost snarled too and Caroline jerked in my hands, probably to punch Aro in the face for insulting Seth. I heard Sam bark a command, even though I knew he was probably just as furious as the others.

"I suppose that answers that questions. This lot has picked its side." Aro said with a delighted laugh.

Edward hissed.

"So much to discuss. So much to decide. If you and your furry protector will excuse me, my dear Cullens, I must confer with my brothers."

But he did not return to his brothers, instead, they moved forward and we took that as a sign to get back to our group. I gripped Carlisle's hand tightly as we walked back to the ground, quicker than we had approached.

I relaxed only slightly once we were close to our group again.

"Bring the informer forward." Caius demanded once we were out of the way.

Irina moved with Santiago and quite a few of the witnesses. He looked kind've like if Squidward was humanized and given hair.

"Is that the child you saw?" Caius asked, pointing towards Renesmee.

Irina looked towards us. "I'm not sure." Her voice was broken as she spoke and I felt tingles shoot up my spine.

"Jane." Caius said.

"She's changed." Irina said quickly. "This child is bigger."

"Then your allegations were false." Caius said, almost smiling.

"The Cullens are innocent." Irina said. "I take full responsibility for my mistake." She mouthed 'I'm sorry' at her sisters.

Were they going to kill her simply for having told them a mistake? Were they that. . . corrupted? A small piece of misinformation and all of a sudden it warrants the death sentence?

A flame went up behind Aro's back. Santiago and Felix started to move in.

"Caius, no!" Edward shouted.

I clapped hands over Samuel and Caroline's eyes, turning Niklaus into Carlisle's chest just in time as her arms were yanked off.

"IRINA!" Kate and Tanya screamed hoarsely as her body was set on fire.

I let out a shaky breath. Carlisle pulled me into his side.

Eleazar, Carmen, Garrett, and Emmett were there, trying to keep them from charging Aro, which is what they wanted. I quickly used the snow to bring the ground out from underneath them, landing them both of their backs as the others did their best to restrain them.

"Blind them." Edward commanded as Kate used her electricity to incapacitate first Eleazar, and slowly Garrett.

Zafrina took control at that moment.

"Give me my sight back." Tanya demanded.

Meanwhile, I noticed that Bella had lifted Renesmee, Caroline, and Samuel onto Jacob's back. I closed my eyes. This is what she had planned. Seth and Leah were both looking over at Jacob.

"Niklaus, you too." Bella whispered.

"No." Niklaus said stubbornly.

"Please?" I begged. Carlisle kissed the top of my head, "Go son."

Niklaus settled himself down, wrapping his arms around Caroline. They were all small enough to fit completely on Jacob. I was glad.

I took Carlisle's hand. Edward came to stand next to Bella. "Jane's trying to get to Carlisle. But she can't."

Bella must have the shield up then.

Bella smirked at Jane. Jane lost it, stepping forward to advance before Alec threw an arm out to get her.

I heard Sam growl somewhere behind me and the wolves tensed up.

"Aro, you see there's no law broken here." Carlisle said, trying his hardest to make peace.

"Agreed." Aro said. "But does it then follow that there is no danger? For the first time in our history humans pose a threat to our kind."

With what? The Atomic bomb?

"Their modern technology has given birth to weapons that could destroy us. Maintaining our secret has never been more imperative. In such perilous times, only the known is safe. Only the known is tolerable. And we know nothing of what these children could be. And even- no offense beloved Davina- but a half vampire, half werewolf is unknown."

Sam growled even lower. Carlisle's arms tightened around me. Marcel and Esme were at my side in an instant. Even across the field, I saw Demetri frown just slightly.

"Can we live with such uncertainty? Spare ourselves a fight today, only to die tomorrow." Aro finished.

He hadn't just come to kill- or take possession- of the children. The children I knew he didn't want to destroy, but study. But also me. The one and only hybrid in existence.

"You're reaching Aro." Carlisle said in a bleak voice.

"Peace, friend. Let us not be hasty. Let us look at this from every side." Aro said.

"May I offer a side to be considered?" Garrett petitioned.

"Nomad." Aro said with a slight nod.

"I came here at Carlisle's request, as the others, to witness. That is certainly no longer necessary, with regard to the child. We all see what she is." Garrett said.

"I stayed to witness something else. You. Two of you I know- Viktor and Ileana- and I can see that many of you others are also wanderers, roamers like myself. Answering to none. Think carefully on what I tell you now. These ancient ones did not come here for justice as they told you. We suspected as much, and now it has been proved. They came, misled, but with a valid excuse for their action. Witness now as they seek flimsy excuses to continue their true mission. Witness them struggle to find a justification for their true purpose- to destroy this family here."

He gestured to both our family and also the Denali clan. Our yellow eyes.

"The Volturi come to erase what they perceive as the competition. Perhaps, like me, you look at this clan's golden eyes and marvel. They are difficult to understand, it's true. But the ancient ones look and see something besides their strange choice. They see power. I have witnessed the bonds within this family- I say family and not coven. These strange golden-eyed ones deny their very natures. But in return have they found something worth even more, perhaps, than mere gratification of desire? I've made a little study of them in my time here, and it seems to me that intrinsic to this intense family binding- that which makes them possible at all- is the peaceful character of this life of sacrifice. There is no aggression here like we al saw in the large southern clans that grew and diminished so quickly in their wild feuds. There is no thought for domination. And Aro knows this better than I do."

I was impressed. I knew Garrett liked to talk, but I never realized he could do so so eloquently.

"Carlisle assured us all, when he told us what was coming, that he did not call us here to fight. These witnesses agreed to give evidence, to slow the Volturi advance with their presence so that Carlisle would get the chance to present his case. But some of us wondered if Carlisle having truth on his side would be enough to stop the so-called justice. Are the Volturi here to protect the safety of our secrecy, or to protect their own power? Did they come to destroy an illegal creation, or a way of life? Could they be satisfied when the danger turned out to be no more than a misunderstanding? Or would they push the issue without the excuse of justice?"

Had he taken a single breath?

"We have the answer to all these questions. We heard it in Aro's lying words- we have one with a gift of knowing such things for certain- and we see it now in Caius's eager smile. Even the way he reached with calling Davina a dangerous hybrid. There is nothing dangerous about her at all. She is just like you and me and so are the children. Their guard is just a mindless weapon, a tool in their masters' quest for domination. So now there are more questions, questions that you must answer. Who rules you, nomads? Do you answer to someone's will besides your own? Are you free to choose your path, or will the Volturi decide how you will live?"

He could be a politician, seriously.

"I came to witness. I stay to fight. The Volturi care nothing for the death of the children! They seek the death of our free will. So come, I say! Let's hear no more lying rationalizations. Be honest in your intents as we will be honest in ours. We will defend our freedom. You will or will not attack it. Choose now, and let these witnesses see the true issue debated here."

He paused for just a moment to gauge the witnesses reactions. I could see that a few of them were seriously considering Garrett's words. That was a relief. If some of them left, it was one less vampire to fight. Or if they turned and fought on our side, we had gained someone.

"You might consider joining us. If you think the Volturi will let you live to tell this tale, you are mistaken. We may all be destroyed, but then again, maybe not. Perhaps we are on more equal footing than they know. Perhaps the Volturi have finally met their match. I promise you this, though- if we fall, so do you."

He stepped back to Kate's side, slipping into a slight crouch as though he thought someone would spring at that moment.

"A very pretty speech, my revolutionary friend."

"Revolutionary? Who am I revolting against, might I ask? Are you my king? Do you wish me to call you master, too, like your sycophantic guard?"

"Peace, Garrett. I meant only to refer to your time of birth. Still a patriot, I see."

"Won't even listen to the Beatles." I quipped under my breath.

Aro moved away from our group, moving back to the Volturi. That was when Bella started whispering in Jacob's ear about going to Rio.

Carlisle and I exchanged a look. Edward told us that Chelsea was trying to break our bonds, but couldn't find them. That Jane was trying to stab as us with pain, but couldn't reach.

"Good job Bella." I murmured quietly.

"I'm going to have to concentrate." Bella whispered, letting all of us know her plan. "When it comes to hand to hand, it's going to be harder to keep the shield around the right people."

I was actually quite pleased. Amun and Kebi were still here. Siobhan and Liam hadn't broken away and neither had Toshiro.

"I'll keep them off you." Edward said.

"No. You have to get to Demetri. Zafrina will keep them away from me." Bella said.

I swallowed. I didn't particularly relish Demetri dying. But he was a tracker and if we were ever going to be safe- if we scattered to the wind- we had to kill Demetri. If Edward was the one to do it. . . at least it wasn't me.

"No one will touch this young one." Zafrina said to Edward.

"I'd go after Jane and Alec myself, but I can do more good here." Bella said.

"Jane's mine. She needs a taste of her own medicine." Kate hissed.

"And Alec owes me many lives, but I will settle for his, He's mine." Vladimir snarled.

"I just want Caius." Tanya said.

"I'll take Aro." I offered. Carlisle stiffened next to me, but said nothing.

"I will help." Marcel said, eyes narrowed in extreme dislike at Aro's personage.

"Before we vote." Aro said suddenly, cutting off the splitting up of all of the vampires. "Let me remind you, whatever the council's decision, there need be no violence here."

Edward snarled and Aro looked at him sadly, "It will be a regrettable waste to our kind to lose any of you. But you especially, young Edward, and your newborn mate. The Volturi would be glad to welcome many of you into our ranks. Bella, Benjamin, Davina, Zafrina, Kate. There are many choices before you. Consider them."

I wished I could think of a really good quote.

Vladimir and Stefan were getting excited and I whispered for Vladimir's benefit, "The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it until it's too late."

Vladimir grinned at me but Garrett was the one who asked, "Who said that?"

I winked, "A really hot British guy."

Garrett rolled his eyes.

And then, that was when Alice and Jasper joined us on the field.

[tomorrowedblog]

Friday Releases for July 5

Friday is the busiest day of the week for new releases, so we've decided to collect them all in one place. Friday Releases for July 5 include Mother, Couch, MaXXXine, Hijack 1971, and more.

Mother, Couch

Mother, Couch, the new movie from Niclas Larsson, is out today.

The members of a dysfunctional family find themselves mysteriously trapped in an antiquated furniture store when their elderly matriarch (Ellen Burstyn) suddenly refuses to get up from one of the display couches. Reluctantly assembled, her three estranged children – David (Ewan McGregor), Gruffudd (Rhys Ifans), and Linda (Lara Flynn Boyle) – must figure out how to escape this bizarre predicament. With the help of the store managers, Marco & Marcus (F. Murray Abraham), and their daughter Bella (Taylor Russell) the siblings embark on a mind-bending odyssey that forces them to face life-altering truths about their own lives and upbringing.

MaXXXine

MaXXXine, the new movie from Ti West, is out today.

In 1980s Hollywood, adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her big break. But as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past.

Hijack 1971

Hijack 1971, the new movie from Kim Seong-han, is out today.

Winter 1971, Sokcho Airport passenger plane pilots Tae-in (Ha Jung-woo) and Gyu-sik (Sung Dong-il) take a flight to Gimpo. Following the guidance of flight attendant Ok-sun (Chae Soo-bin), the passengers on board are busy for a while, but not long after takeoff, an improvised bomb explodes, turning the plane into chaos. "From now on, this plane is going north." Yong-dae (Yeo Jin-goo), who is trying to hijack the entire plane, takes control of the cockpit and threatens to turn the plane to the north. Due to the impact of the explosion, Gyu-sik loses his eyesight in one side and Tae-in finds himself in a desperate situation on the chaotic plane.

Boneyard

Boneyard, the new movie from Asif Akbar, is out today.

When the skeletal remains of eleven women and girls are discovered in the New Mexico desert, an extensive investigation is launched. Inspired by true crime stories, this chilling crime-thriller follows Detective Ortega (Brian Van Holt), Police Chief Carter (Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson), and Agent Petrovick (Mel Gibson) in a multi-agency effort to identify and apprehend the killer. As each of their agendas and methods clash, a tangled web of intrigue casts suspicion in all directions.

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Hello dears 💖 this is a request from @twilightsublime hope you enjoy 😊.

Caius volturi X reader🍰

Vampires and sweets 🧛‍♂️🍰

Those foolish mortals have no idea do they, my brothers are fools for letting something so threatening go to waste. The Cullen’s shall rue the day they met me; I should’ve been the ruler. I hate all mortals including the Cullen’s they have such a ridiculous culture; I should’ve killed them right there, but my foolish brother wouldn’t allow it.

Caius was angry from the fact his brothers decided to just let the mortals go, the Cullen’s have already broken the rules. Humans should be seen as a food source not as a love interest, but then again turning them should be a privilege. Marcus turned to him; his features speak of sadness “You seem aggravated brother” his voice whispered in a husk. “I’m not aggravated, the Cullen’s are keeping something that will bring us all in danger and yet he let’s them go” Caius sneered.

“It’s making us look like fools” Caius had no idea what aro’s intention were, but it seemed farfetched. “My mind is already made-up brother; I have decided once Bella turns, she will be of value I can sense it” Aro smiled enthusiastically. “You say that about any human with interesting features, we should’ve just turned them into slaves” Caius walks out of the room “Isabella is something special, I hope they reconsider especially Alice” Aro smiled, he had faith they will return. “I also must confess I miss my dear friend Carlisle; he was truly entertaining to keep around” he placed his hands together.

“He was as useless as the rest” Caius sneered walking towards the door “My isn’t someone in a mood” Aro sighed. Caius was always like this; it wasn’t his choice mostly his brothers teased him. “I’m going for a walk perhaps something should enlighten me” Caius muttered “Nothing ever will” Marcus whispered in a husk. “I’m certain dear brother something shall” Aro sat back on his throne while Marcus was rather inanimate, he looked like a statue.

Caius walked down the halls to which the guards stared and said nothing, he could see the cobblestone street. He didn’t glide across the streets like he used to, it would be too risky, and the sun was the worst decision. Caius would not even bat an eye to the groups of tourists as they are useless creatures that shall be sacrificed.

Caius was walking through the streets of Volterra sticking in the shadows as something caught his scent. “What is that distasteful scent” He couldn’t identify what was it was but the smell was something like strawberries or even chocolate and caramel. He had never even thought something like this was possible, the man was raised 200 years ago he wouldn’t have even set foot outside the castle unless it were necessary.

The smell was rather hypnotising after a while and when he walked in, he saw a woman that seemed rather beautiful. Her scent was nice, she smelled like every flavour known to man. “What is this” Caius sneered at the odd-looking sweets; he had seen them before but never understood why mortals enjoyed them so much. “It’s a strawberry and vanilla cake sir, I made it myself” the baker spoke “I’m y/n, enjoying the festival so far”.

Caius looked into the bakers eyes and in that moment felt an instant connection. She fascinated him and perhaps his brothers were right he did find something enlightening. “Your scent mortal it’s quite odd” she smelt like those sweets but perhaps it was just the potent scent of vanilla. “Beautiful” Caius muttered he was entranced by her being.

“Out of all mortals you seem quite the lady perhaps you could be useful to me after all”.

Y/n smiled at the odd-looking man; she was used to the festivals “enjoy yourself”. Caius sneered at the mortal; she should be bowing down to him. “Ah where do you think you’re going” y/n turns to see his odd looking crimson red eyes. “Oh, to get the delivery out of the truck” y/n smiled, Caius hatched a plan, and it may not have been the most useful, but it would keep him busy.

“I needed an order of your…baked foods” Caius sounded ominous “Oh of course” y/n replied. “Coming right up” y/n went off behind the settings. Y/n was busy and, in that moment, Caius had gotten rather annoyed from waiting. “All done so shall we head up to the castle, I’m sure everyone will love it” y/n smiled with glee.

Caius didn’t smile but merely nodded “oh dear y/n indeed they will” he walks up to the castle with y/n. Once they entered through the doors, his brothers stared at him and his guest “ah dear brother you’ve returned and brought a guest it seems” Aro spoke down to Caius. Y/n was scared to say the least, but she was happy if they could take the treats and go. “Her scent is rather…delightful” he steps close to the young thing. Marcus looked bored and didn’t even acknowledge the couple. “Are you lost dear, if my brother brought you to us, it means he sees something special within you” he reaches down to the girls eye height. “You must be extraordinary, may I” he reaches his hand out towards her. “No need” Caius grabs the girls hand; he knew as soon as she touches Aro’s hand she will die. He can listen to anyone’s thoughts including any vampire and Marcus can tell if a couple have a connection. Caius of course had no gift but he was still ruthless.

“I shall take her back to the group” Caius walks her away from Aro “Very well enjoy the festivities dear they are truly wonderful” he dismissed the girl. “Should we keep an eye on that mortal” Marcus questioned “Indeed she was quite odd, I do suspect our dear Caius is up to something” Aro wasn’t stupid he knew very well when someone lied.

“Your brothers seem to like me” y/n speaks awkwardly “indeed they seem to be weary of you humans” Caius spoke with no emotion. “Well, that should be the order, I hope you enjoy it here’s the bill” y/n gave the piece of paper.

“$120” he reads out loud “You should feel privileged to be alive young one” he drops the piece of paper. “Sir I need the money; I can’t just leave expecting nothing” y/n grew confused “I want you all to myself your scent is magnificent”. Caius wrapped his slim arm around the young woman “stay with me for a while” he whispered. This broke so many violations however he loved to see the humans squirm with fear.

“Sir please get off me” Y/n screamed trying to break free from his grasp “Hm fine I suppose you do have a job don’t you” he smirked. “Thanks for your payment I guess” y/n quickly scampered away from the creep and yet he watched her walk away.

“Please do come back again” Caius loved the look of terror on the poor girls face.

She’ll come back they always do.

Anyways that's all I have for now:

Ta Ta 💫

[aquanova99]

In the Breaking Dawn book, Maggie growls at the Volturi when Aro lies to Renesme, could you do a head canon of what the general feel was during that moment, like what was Maggie thinking after she did it, how did Liam and Siobhan react, how did other vampires on both sides of the conflict react…

I do love a good worldbuilding ask they are my favorites and this ask? Anon you’re amazing I do apologize for making this a bit long though 🤍

First we know Maggie’s gift is a no fail lie detector. While I am 99.999999% certain her gift was mostly to prove the volturi were evil (which we do not believe here) and give meyers precious self insert proof that they are not good people. Her gift is more than being able to tell when someone one is lying. The illustrated guide makes it sound as if Maggie’s gift is somewhat similar to Jaspers, she can tell not only when people lie but when they seem uncomfortable in a situation they may try and lie in. Often figuring out the actual truth in the process.

However, her gift is not something she can control. Keep in mind that while Aro does know that Refrigerator is not an immortal child he is right in that no one knew she wouldn’t be dangerous or able to uphold the secret. Now I don’t remember for sure what he lied about, I believe he told Reeses puffs that he wouldn’t harm her parents. But again Restitution is still a child Aro is not going to say “sorry kid im about to unalive your whole family.”

BUT! Maggie knows this is one of those white lies but she’s surrounded by the biggest amount of vampires she’s ever seen. The Romanians have been telling stories of what they used to do to people and exaggerating what the volturi did to them. Maggie is stressed, okay? With all of the stress and pressure the growl comes out on it’s own. We’ve seen this action come from a lot of the other vampires in high stress situations. But again high stakes here. My guess is that the second she let her growl out is she knew what a mistake she had mad. The Cullens and Denali already have a bad picture courtesy of Edward and Eleazar so they all think ‘I knew it. They just came to kill us.’

Now she knows that they don’t want to kill everyone and she probably tries to signal Siobhan and Liam. Liam immediately goes into fight mode though he doesn’t see Maggie admit she was wrong and it’s not like she can explain why Aro was lying because again Recess is right there. Siobhan probably figured it out and hopes with everything in her that something is figured out so they don’t have to fight, she is probably debating taking Liam and getting Maggie out of there.

The Amazonian covens, Benjamin and Tia and the nomads are probably unsure what’s really going to happen. They’ve heard plenty on both sides. The nomads, well honestly I doubt they would stay push comes to shove. They don’t actually have loyalties to anyone and Peter and Charlotte were only there for Jasper who is awol at the moment. The Romanians are probably muttering to the crowd and edging them in anyway they can. Because they knew it! The volturi are ready to kill them all just like their old coven. 🙄

Now the Volturi. Aro is probably sighing because this isn’t what he meant. Caius is probably excited he gets to do something plus he’s sick of the Cullens getting away with things, and Marcus well Marcus isn’t even a person at this point. Now, the guard is half ready to leave and half expects something to happen because why else gather all these witnesses.

Maggie knows if he wanted to Aro had an actual charge against the Cullens. After all they had Charlie in the loop and all of the people in the reservation technically. If Aro wanted to he could have killed the Cullens whenever he wanted to including the time Edward went to Volterra. Because Bella running through a fountain towards sparkles would have gotten the attention of at least one person and you can’t change my mind.

Luckily Alice found Nahuel and the rest is boring history. But had Alice not come back Maggie’s growl may have been the catalyst for a lot of people to sway against the volturi. Or at least to stand their ground.

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What if Torgrim was Edwards secret weapon instead of Aro/Caius? When they're all looking for people to join their little army, Edward runs into Torgrim. Maybe he sees his gift in action and it happened to work out for Torgrim. Edward's rubbing his hands together like a stereotypical villan. "Hehe, take that Aro!" He somehow keeps this guy secret from the rest of the group until the big show down. Keep in mind, Edward thinks the Torgrims gift isn't random and he just ignores Torgrims desperate attempts at explaining as being modest or low self-esteem. Just when things are getting real tense and everyone's convinced their going to fight, Edward does this weird, elaborate whistle and Torgrim comes awkwardly shuffling out of the woods. Everyone is like, who the fuck is this guy? Edward goes on a monolog about Torgrims gift and incorrectly explains how it works. Torgrim is just fed up with this guy at this point and doesn't bother interrupting. This just makes the tensions even worse. Let's say someone, Caius, calls his bluff and Edward puts Torgrim on the spot. He has to demonstrate his gift or else be seen as impotent. His patience runs out and he's like "fuck it" and thanos snaps. What happens next?

(Note: Torgrim's text file of killable vampires now includes hybrids. This means Renesmee, Nahuel, and Joham's daughters are on the line.)

You know, you could have ended this question with "Torgrim is Edward's secret weapon", because everything else is just par for the course what Edward and Torgrim would come up with.

But, alright, these two somehow met, Edward (and Torgrim, for that matter) don't entirely understand Torgrim's gift, and Edward keeps Torgrim hiding in the bushes as his ace in the hole.

And then suddenly, one thing has led to another, speeches have been made, now Torgrim is put on the spot.

He snaps his fingers.

Torgrim blows up Carmen

(Oh, I laugh, because per the last post, this means Carmen got so close to the sweet release of death. So close!!)

Caius bursts out laughing, Aro's hands fly up to cover his mouth, and even Marcus raises an eyebrow. Slightly. According to some accounts.

The Cullen side, meanwhile, yells and screams in horror, oh holy god did she just die, yada yada.

Edward whirls on Torgrim, YOU TRAITOR!!

Torgrim, desperately, insists this wasn't his fault, he didn't do this on purpose, he'll make this right. Maybe it's that shield's fault! Yeah, maybe if Bella wasn't covering them all in this massive psychic dome, Torgrim would be able to kill vampires outside the dome and kill the people he's supposed to. Yeah.

Eleazar, sobbing over his wife's rubble, yells something unintelligible. What he's trying to say is, "That's not how any of this works, you idiot!"

Torgrim, however, interprets the unintelligible sob-babble as "don't let my wife's sacrifice be in vain, noble soldier!" and snaps his fingers again.

Torgrim blows up Irina

... I forgot to remove her from the list. Let's for the sake of the exercise assume she wasn't dead yet.

Caius laughs harder, while Aro at this point feels the need to assure the people gathered, Cullens, witnesses, and the lot, that he has never met Torgrim before, this guy is not working for him, the Volturi don't blow people up like this, really, no legal accountability here. Aro is as surprised as anybody.

Unfortunately, Aro's nervous ramble now has people on both sides thinking Torgrim is in fact a spy.

Which is bad news for Torgrim, who doesn't want to get the vampire equivalent of shivved.

He snaps his fingers.

Torgrim blows up Volturi guard member #9

Caius stops laughing, but he's still snickering. Aro, on his end, is relieved, for all that he'd never admit as much. "Oh, what a tragic loss! Carlisle, you need to stop your man before he kills any more people."

Carlisle, unfortunately, wastes precious seconds explaining to the crowd that Torgrim is not his man, in fact he's never seen the man before in his life.

Torgrim snaps his fingers again.

Torgrim blows up Random vampire across the globe #17

Nothing happens.

The crowd relaxes incrementally, and Emmett's heavy hand clamps down on Torgrim's shoulder. "Let's stop snapping, huh, buddy?"

But Torgrim doesn't like being told what to do.

He snaps his fingers again.

Torgrim blows up Peter

Pffffft.

Emmett moves to decapitate Torgrim, unfortunately Torgrim has time for one last snap. (Let's hope it's Emmett, that'll leave the crowd in terrified awe of Torgrim)

Torgrim blows up Mary

Mary, for the unknowing, is another one of Carlisle's friends.

Torgrim burns on a pyre, and the trial recommences, this time with the Cullen side just a bit more sparse.

[raindancer2004]

Girl’s Nights Out

Word Count: 6,329 Demetri x Swan OC Oneshot Warnings: Fluff, Alcohol - drunken antics

Credit to @vamp-army as co-author / brainstormer for this oneshot. Shout out to @develin13 for her suggestion of a Zoo in the Volturi castle.

Demetri met his mate Evangeline Swan when he came to Forks with Marcus to check in on Renesmee. He knew the moment he saw the brunette girl walking up the driveway with Renesmee that she was his to love and protect forever. Although, Demetri didn’t need him to, Marcus confirmed the bond of course.

“Demetri Volturi, this is Evangeline Swan, Evangeline this is Demetri” Esme introduced the two of them “It’s a pleasure to meet you darling” He greeted her with a warm smile, her cheeks blushed a light pink “It’s nice to meet you too” She replied and smiled back at him. “Evangeline is Bella’s sister” Carlisle added and Demetri nodded. “Please call me Eva” She said looking up at Demetri “Of course, Eva” He replied.

Eva left Forks and returned to Volterra with Demetri, planning to spend the summer there before coming back home. However, she stayed in Volterra at the end of summer as she didn’t want to leave Demetri or Italy.

Eva made friends with Gianna, the Volturi’s secretary and Megan, Felix’s mate as they were the only other humans in the castle.

Eva and Megan attended the local college two days a week and thought it would be fun to take an Art class as well as a Creative writing course. They made friends with a few of the girls in the class and arranged a girl’s night out at the end of the month.

Demetri and Felix were ok with Eva and Megan going out for the night seeing as Demetri could track them and they were staying in the city. The girls came home drunk, laughing and talking about their night out. “Have fun darling?” Demetri asked as he helped Eva across to their bed and sat her down, he crouched down and removed her shoes. “Yes we did and we drunk many cocktails” She replied smiling at him. He then helped her out of her dress and into her pyjamas and tucked her into bed. Felix did the same thing for Megan once they returned to their shared room.

The last Saturday of the month soon became known as Girl’s night out and they always came home drunk, which the vampires in the castle found rather amusing as the girl’s would talk about their night, including partaking in drunk karaoke, who ‘pulled’ and who didn’t. Demetri and Felix would wait in their rooms for the girls to return. They would sometimes sing as they made their way to their rooms and the even the Kings found it amusing in a way. “They’ve definitely livened up the castle since they moved in” Marcus mused aloud “Correction brother. Eva has livened up the castle since she moved in and is clearly an influence on Megan” Caius told him and Aro scoffed at this “I think it was Megan’s idea to enrol in college, so I think Megan would still be going out with their new friends, she’d just becoming home drunk...alone, if Eva wasn’t here.”  

The last Saturday of the month arrived and ended as it always did; the girls leaving the club, saying bye to their friends and making their way back to the castle, making a quick stop along the way home. Megan walked home with a Squirrel on a harness and Eva found herself a Pony in what could only be described as a large empty field. Eva used her gift to get them inside the castle; the lower level of the castle to be exact, for this is where they have been keeping the animals that they bought home after each night out.

Eva tied up the Pony so it couldn’t wander off “I really want a unicorn” She spoke aloud “We can make him into a unicorn” Megan replied “Yea, how?” “Well, in mine and Felix’s sex draw in the closet there is a pink sparkly unicorn horn vibrator and a green sparkly strap on unicorn horn” Eva turns to look her friend, shock written over face. “What? Felix caught me with ‘Bob’ and didn’t see what the fuss was about so…I used the pink unicorn horn on him and he enjoyed it…” “I heard about that from Demi, but I thought it was a one off” Eva asked and Megan shook her head “Nope. He quite likes it. So I bought him a strap on horn” They fell about laughing “SShhh. Or they’ll hear us” Eva said putting her finger to her lips. “Go get the horn. Sex draw is the bottom draw of the third, no fourth set of draws on the left side of the closet” Eva nodded and orbed herself into Felix’s room.

She was aiming for the closet but being drunk meant she appeared just outside of the closet instead, this catching the attention of Felix and Demetri as they were playing Chess waiting for the girls to come home. “Sex draw, sex draw” Eva mumbled to herself but they heard her “Why is my mate trying to find your sex draw Fe?” “Don’t ask me” He replied “Sex draw…ah found it…horn, horn, ooh sparkly” Eva giggled and orbed out of the closet just as the two vampires entered, Felix noticing the sex draw was still open but the strap on unicorn horn was missing.

“Track the girls D” “Lower level of the castle” He replied almost instantly. They sped down to the lower level and nothing could have prepared them for what they discovered. Eva was trying to attach the green sparkly strap on Unicorn horn to a pony “Ta-da. I have my very own Unicorn” Eva said proudly “Well done babes” Megan praised. Demetri bit his lip trying not to laugh “Part of me is proud of her too” He said too low for the girls to hear, Felix chuckled low “And the other part?” “Concerned because she just attached your strap on onto a pony just so she could have her own Unicorn.”

“Now you have your Unicorn, what are you gonna do about the blonde Pony?” “Er…Give it to Caius, it’s hair is as blonde as his” Eva responded and Demetri thought it was adorable that Eva wanted to gift Caius with a pony with hair as white as his.

They watch the girls walk through the interconnecting doors into the next room and waited a moment before following, only to discover the lower level of the castle is filled with animals; Cats, Huskies that resembled Wolves, Sheep, Rabbits and a Squirrel on a harness and a colourful exotic Bird sitting in his large cage. Demetri stood there confused yet he had an affectionate look on his face as he watched Eva with the animals.

“What the hell? How did they get the animals in the castle?” Felix asked Demetri “How would I know Fe. I’ve just discovered this with you” Demetri replied “What do we do with the animals?” “Again Fe, I don’t know” “Why have they got a Squirrel on a harness?” “Felix” Demetri pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a little frustrated by Felix’s dumb ass questions.

“What do we have here then darling?” Demetri says catching the girls off guard “Demi look I have my very own Unicorn. Isn’t he pretty” Eva’s eyes alight with excitement as she took his hand in hers and pulled him over so he could see it “Yes, he’s pretty but where do you intend to keep it?” “Down here of course, with the rest of the animals” She replied “Except for the blonde Pony, Eva’s giving it to Caius” Meg adds smiling.

Felix made his way over to Megan “Hi babe” He wrapped his arms around her “Hi Felix” She replied looking at him over her shoulder “Dumbass Felix” The exotic bird said looking at Felix. Demetri and Eva choke back a laugh “What the...?” Felix asks and the bird repeats itself “Dumbass Felix.” “How did you manage to get a bird that abuses Felix verbally?” Demetri asked Eva “I think Megan taught him to do it during that phase of her being neglected” Eva answered swaying a little, Demetri’s hands going to her waist to steady her. “She didn’t think to retrain him?” “Nope. Just in case it happens again” Eva replied. “Felix is an Ass” The bird says causing Demetri to laugh aloud this time “We’re keeping the bird darling” He whispered into her ear “And the Unicorn Demi” She looked up at him through her lashes “Yes, darling, we’ll keep the Unicorn too” He smiled down at her and kissed her “You’re the best Demi. I love you” “I know and I love you too” He replied and held her close.

One of the lower guards passed the staircase leading down to the lower level and overheard them talking about the animals that were being kept down there and went to the throne room to inform the Kings of what he had overheard. Caius told the guard to go and ask the four of them to come to the throne room.

Demetri, Felix and their mates entered the throne room “Hello my dears, please come forward” Aro greeted Eva and Megan and they made their way towards the King’s thrones, not quite managing to walk in a straight line with Demetri and Felix staying a few steps behind them. “Why is there a Zoo in my castle?” Caius asks the girls, both swaying a little on their feet “Some of the animals have been here a while” Eva tells Caius “What?” “Yeah, each time we come home we bring an animal or two with us” Meg replies proudly “Yep, who needs a kebab when you’re building a Zoo” Eva adds smiling. “I repeat, why is there a Zoo in my castle?” Caius asks, his tone firmer this time “We were stocking up for when the veggie vamps come to visit” Eva answers, the guards in the room choke back their laughs and Demetri pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs “She’ll be the death of me.”

Caius growls loudly before speaking again. “WHAT? He roars “Well, Heidi rounds up humans for you, so we thought we’d prepare for the veggies” Meg adds. “I’m going to kill them” Caius mumbles causing Demetri and Felix to look up at him, pleading with him by looks alone. “Your mates will not be harmed” Marcus assured them; Caius growled again. “Brother” Aro warned him and Caius took an unneeded breath before continuing to speak to the girls.

“How did you get the animals in the castle without being seen?” Caius asks, curious “I’m gifted Cai Cai, remember” Eva says, a hint of sass in her voice and orbs herself to his throne to make a point before orbing back to stand beside Meg, swaying again as she did so. “Yea Cai Cai, she’s gifted” Aro smirks at the nickname and Caius growls back at him. Demetri and Felix look at one another “Cai Cai?” Felix mouths and Demetri just shrugged his shoulders.

Caius then starts ranting about the girls and their behaviour “We let the girls go out with their friends once a month, alone, as they asked, then they start coming home drunk, talking about what they got up to whilst being out and we said nothing. However, their behaviour has gotten worse, their drunken antics have led to animals roaming the lower level of the castle. I mean we have our own bloody Zoo…” “I don’t know if animals have a blood type, I should ask” Eva asks aloud cutting him off, Meg hands her her phone “Here. Use my phone” The vampires watch as Eva calls Carlisle “Hey Doc, quick one. Do animals have blood types? I know us humans do but what about animals?” Her drunken ramble / question doesn’t get answered as Caius takes Meg’s phone from her and crushes it “Hey, that was mine. You owe me a new one or I’m telling Fe Fe” Meg warned Caius pointing a finger at him.

“The blonde Pony is for you Cai Cai as it’s hair is as blonde as yours” Eva tells him trying to change the subject. Alec and Jane are standing in the corner of the room snickering at the nickname “Fe Fe”. “I’m going to the dungeons” Felix mumbles low and Santiago chuckles “Do you think the Cullens will take her back?” He says nodding at Eva, Demetri growls back at him “She’s mine. She stays” Santiago holds his hands up in surrender, “Hey, I wasn’t tying to be rude or anything, I like her…she’s just different to Bella” He told Demetri “SHE’S BETTER THAN BELLA!” Demetri responded louder and Eva smiled back him.

Everyone thought Eva would be like Bella but she wasn’t, she’s more lively, carefree and fun. Demetri loves Eva, his mate, his little party animal with every fibre of his being and he loves her for who she is and how she is.  He is worried though in case Caius decides to hurt her as he was less than impressed with the girl’s antics.

“There needs to be consequences to their actions. We cannot have them running amuck” “Amuck” Meg snickers and a low growl rips through Caius. “They’re human and go out once a month and so what if they get a little drunk. Leave them be. There’s no harm done brother” Marcus says defending the girls. It’s well known that Marcus has a soft spot for the girls, Eva especially; as their bubbly, lively personalities remind him of his late wife, Didyme. “No harm done. No harm done. Really? We have a castle of full of bloody animals” Caius says throwing his arms in the air. “It’s only a few animals and we didn’t even know they were in the castle until tonight” Marcus adds and Aro nods in agreement.

“We’ve taken really good care of them too” Meg tells them “Demi said I could keep my Unicorn as well as the Bird that insults Felix” Eva said looking at Marcus. “A Unicorn really? They don’t exist” Caius said looking at Eva “They do and I’ll show you” She orbed to the lower level and then orbed back to the throne room with her Unicorn and the blonde Pony for Caius. “Is that a strap on horn?” Santiago asks “It’s Felix’s” Megan answers before covering her mouth realising that she let his secret slip. The guards in the room start laughing.

“ENOUGH” Caius shouts and the room is suddenly quiet. “If this is what you get up to on a night out, you two are no longer allowed out unsupervised” “What? Why?” Eva asks “Because you, you little hellraiser…and your sidekick cannot be trusted to not do something stupid when out on Girl’s night.” The girls sigh “I vote Heidi comes out with us then” Megan suggests and Eva nods. “I’ll decide who accompanies you, if I let you out next month that is” The girls went to say something but Marcus shook his head and the girls remained silent. “Demetri, Felix please escort your mates back to your rooms, I’m sure they must be tired after recent events” Aro says softly. “I’m taking my Unicorn” Eva mumbles and orbs herself out of the throne room “She’s in our room, master” Demetri told Caius and bowed his head.

Carlisle called Demetri back about an hour later “Everything ok with Eva? She rang me asking about animal blood types but the phone cut out before I could answer her” Demetri sighed “Caius took the phone from her and crushed it. Funny thing is it was Meg’s phone, not Eva’s” “Why would he do that?” Carlisle asked “Because it appears that my mate and Meg have been collecting animals and keeping them in the lower level of the castle and when asked why Eva gave a somewhat ‘smart ass’ answer” “Which was?” Carlisle was intrigued, Demetri could tell “She told him that they were stocking up for when the veggie vamps came to visit” Demetri smirked and Carlisle burst out laughing on the other end of the phone “Ahh, I miss her. It’s too quiet here without her” He said once he finished laughing. “You mean you knew she wasn’t reserved like Bella?” Demetri asked “Ahh, yes about that Demetri. Bella takes after Charlie, their father and Eva takes after Renee, their mother who is more…carefree and spirited” “You don’t say” Demetri commented “It’s not causing problems is it?” “Not for me, no. I love Eva just how she is, she’s definitely making my immortal life…interesting” Demetri smiled at his sleeping mate. “Just Caius who disapproves then?” “He didn’t until he discovered there was a Zoo in his castle” “Fair enough. Oh, before I forget please tell Eva that if an animal has blood in its system, it has a species-specific ‘blood group.’ It’s the answer to her question from earlier” “Thank you Carlisle, I’ll tell her in the morning.” They ended the call and Demetri knew Carlisle was going to tell his family about Eva and the castle’s Zoo.

The Queens hear of the incident the following morning from Aro and Marcus who both found the situation amusing, unlike Caius who sat there with a scowl on his face. “You shouldn’t encourage their behaviour brothers” Caius says to Aro and Marcus “Lighten up husband, they’re just having some fun before they’re turned” Dora said softly “Yes, and none of us knew the animals were in the castle so there really is no harm done” Sia added “I vote that Eva keeps her Unicorn” Marcus adds smiling “Not to mention Demetri likes the Bird that insults Felix for fun” Aro said smiling too.

Eva and Megan were called to Aro’s private study “Good afternoon girls” He greets softly as he knows they are likely to be hung over as this is usually the case. “Good afternoon” They reply. “So it has been decided that the next time you go out you will have a chaperone, although you will not be allowed out for Girl’s night next month.” He paused to see their reactions and their mouths fell open in shock. “We have offered to chaperone you both the next time you go out” Sia says smiling “Really?” “Yes Eva, really” Dora replies smiling too “Cool” Meg adds. “We’re looking forward to a night out” Dora whispers in Eva’s ear.  

Demetri and Felix are informed of the decision by Marcus “Caius demanded something be done and this was the thing he agreed to after some persuasion by Dora” “It sounds fair. What about the animals?” Demetri asks “They can stay, you never know if a veggie vamp will pop by. Oh, and you’ll be pleased to know Dora got Caius to agree to let Eva keep her Unicorn. The Bird is safe too” “Thank you master. I’m sure Eva will be happy to hear the news” Demetri replied.

The Queens spend time with Eva and Meg getting know each better ahead of going out for Girl’s night. They went on many shopping trips so Dora and Sia could buy modern clothes; they bought dresses, jeans, leather trousers and a range of tops. They also bought new shoes and the Queens discovered they actually liked the modern clothes.

The big night out finally came around and the four females got ready together in the tower. Sia wore a black mid-thigh length dress with spaghetti straps and a pair of tiger print stilettos. Dora wore black leather trousers with a silver sparkly halter neck top finished with a pair of silver stilettos. Megan chose a red strapless dress that finished mid-thigh and black stilettos and Eva wore black leather trousers and a blue low-cut top with spaghetti straps paired with black stiletto boots. All four wore natural make-up and pink lip gloss with their hair down.

Once at the club the Queens decide they are going to drink cocktails and shots with Eva and Meg in order to blend in with the humans, not that the alcohol will affect the two of them but the fun atmosphere starts to rub off on them. Before long Dora has ordered a bottle of Tequila because it’s Meg’s favourite shot drink and Sia likes how the word sounds. Dora also buys a bottle of black Sambuca as it’s Eva’s favourite and she’s curious about the liquorice drink. “Tequila” Sia says with an accent each time she does a shot and begins to imitate the drunk actions of the club full of humans. Dora followed Sia’s example and pretended to be drunk too.

Meanwhile, back at the castle Caius is worried about his wife and Sia being out of the castle without him and Aro, more importantly they’re out with Eva and Meg. He gets Demetri to track them down but Aro and Marcus do not allow him to leave the castle. “Sia and Dora are going to be fine, they are chaperoning Eva and Meg after all and it’s not like Sia and Dora can get drunk, is it” Marcus reasons and Caius reluctantly agrees to stay at the castle and await their return…for now.

However, when midnight came and went and the four females had not returned Caius got Demetri to track them once again. “They are in the same club as earlier master” “Grab your coat” Caius says and walks towards the entrance “Master” Demetri nods and zips his jacket up, having put it on already just in case and follows Caius to the exit. “Lead the way Demetri” The two vampires make their way to the night club and Demetri starts feel nervous the closer they get to the club “Please gods, let tonight be drama free” Demetri prays low to his gods.

Once inside the club Caius and Demetri look for the four females and notice Sia table dancing with a brightly coloured drink is her hand “Woo” She cries out. Dora is attempting to pole dance upside down whilst some guy tries to put money down her top “Thanks handsome” She purrs at him, although the money keeps falling out. Dora spins around the pole smiling wide at the human men watching her.

Demetri scans the club for his mate and Meg, eyes landing on the dancefloor. Eva and Meg are on the dancefloor dancing together back-to-back, one hand on each other’s thighs whilst the other hand is in their hair, the movement of their swaying hips looking rather seductive if the attention they are starting to receive is anything to go by. Demetri feels himself beginning to harden watching his mate dancing that way, Caius’ voice however, brings his attention back. “We are not leaving them here. I never thought I’d say this but I think my wife is worse than that little hellraiser of yours” Demetri fought the urge to growl at Caius for the way he spoke about Eva. The two stood and observed them a little longer watching as Dora and Sia joined Eva and Meg on the dancefloor. Dora pulled Eva to her and they began dancing together, Sia and Meg doing the same. A few moments later and Dora spins Eva so they are dancing back-to-back, just Eva and Meg were previously, Sia and Meg doing the same, Sia and Dora clearly liking the attention they’re receiving.  

Dora, Sia, Eva and Meg make a noisy return to the castle, despite Caius and Demetri being with them. Sia leads them straight to the throne as she had agreed with her husband that they would meet there upon their return.

Aro, Marcus, and Felix were waiting for them as the six of them entered the room. “You made Demetri take you to the club just to bring them home, after we told you to leave them be” Marcus says his tone wasn’t a happy one. Caius says nothing, just watches as the four females walk towards Aro ready to show him the night’s events. Caius stays standing beside Demetri.

Aro finds the events of the night funny as he reads two drunk minds and two sober minds, seeing the night play out like video. The other vampires in the room are clueless as to why he is laughing, which leads to Caius demanding he shares their thoughts. “Aro, I demand to know what is so funny” “Calm yourself brother, all in good time” Aro responds smiling.

“Ladies, shall we fill them in on the night’s events?” Aro asks smirking “We saw strippers” Sia calls out smiling “They were ripped as the humans say” Dora added and Caius growled. “Eva told one of the strippers it was Dora’s birthday and he then proceeded to ‘dance’ for her, stripping down to the bare essentials” Aro smiled wide and winked at his brother, Demetri paled and looked at Eva “Why?” He mouthed to her “What? Dora hasn’t been out in centuries; she needed some fun” Eva says as she looks between Caius and Demetri.

Caius growls from beside Demetri “Do you want my head now or tomorrow master?” Demetri asks Caius “Tomorrow…maybe” He replies and Demetri instinctively raises his hands to neck and moves it side to side ‘I’m rather attached to my head’ he thinks to himself sadly, thinking about what may come.  

“Anything else happen?” Felix asks, curiosity getting the better of him. “Oh yes” Aro says still smiling like a Cheshire Cat. “It would seem that all four of our mates got a ‘special’ one on one with the strippers, Meg got a lap dance from one dressed as a Fire Fighter” It was Felix’s turn to growl “Dora’s guy was tall like you Felix and was dressed as a roman god” Sia told him, trying not to laugh. “Sia got a lap dance too, but her guy took her hand and let her touch his ‘naughty’ place” Dora whispered shouted “He was wearing pants” Sia shouted at Dora “Hardly, it was a G-string” Eva added. “And Eva?” Marcus asked “Oh Eva had to lick cream off the guy’s chest as part of his ‘routine’” Meg replied “It wasn’t very nice” Eva said scrunching her nose up and sticking out her tongue “I’d much rather lick cream from Demi, he’s smooooth” She dragged out the last word of her drunken confession. Felix nudged his friend and winked at him “Gent bent Fe.”  

After hearing about the drunken antics of his little human Demetri actually questions his immortality for a moment ‘I’m too old and have been around too long to deal with this shit’ He thinks to himself. He then looks at Eva who’s looking at him with love and adoration in her blue eyes and he shakes his head to clear that thought because he couldn’t think of anywhere he’d want to be, if she wasn’t there with him.

Caius tells the queens that they are remanded back to their tower in the East Wing for one week “You can’t even go a walk in the gardens.” “Totally worth it” The Queens shout out laughing as they leave to throne room, swaying like a couple of drunk humans. Caius then turns his attention to Eva and Meg. “Right, you little hellraiser, you and your sidekick are also remanded to the tower for one week” “Ok, Caius. See you in a week boys” Meg and Eva say together as Eva orbs them to the Queen’s tower. Demetri tries to hide his smirk as he knows exactly where his mate has gone and he didn’t even need to use his gift.

“See they’re learning brother. A firm hand is what’s needed” Caius sounded smug as he turned to look at Marcus “Really?” He asked an eyebrow raised “Yes, I told the girls their punishment and they didn’t argue back. In fact, Eva orbed them to the tower herself” He replied “And just which tower did you remand Eva and Meg to?” Aro asked and watched as the penny dropped for Caius “Cazzo” He snapped “There it is” Marcus’ tone sounded smug, a smile on his lips “I used the phrase ‘the tower’….” “Yes. Yes, you did and you cannot change it now, after all that would show weakness on your part, like you didn’t know what you were doing” Aro pointed out, his tone also smug. Caius sat on his throne and scowled before looking at Demetri “Your little human is a smart ass” Demetri nodded and replied “I love her just as she is, master.”

The girls decided to give Girl’s night out a miss for the following two months, instead choosing to have Girl’s night in with Dora and Sia instead. They still had a drink but they watched movies, painted their nails, and gossiped about the news around the castle and the outside world.  

This ‘good behaviour’ was rewarded by Caius when he told Eva and Meg that he would accompany them on their next night out. “That should be interesting” Eva said to Dora, who smiled “Let’s see how well behaved he is on a night out.” Sia said to Dora after he left the tower.

Caius goes out with Eva and Meg for the night as he feels he has something to prove to his brothers. He feels that he can keep the girls from getting into mischief. Demetri and Felix think it’s amusing that this night out was requested by Caius himself. “He’s clearly lost the plot” Felix said as he dealt out the poker cards to Demetri, Alec and Santiago.

Eva, Meg and Caius return to the castle around 02.00am and he is covered in pink and silver glitter and has ‘Call me’ and a phone number written on his chest. Dora sees this as his shirt is open, his chest clearly on display and asks “What’s this husband?” Before he can answer Meg does “There was a hen party in the club and Caius was…rather popular with the ladies” Meg sings the last word and winks at Dora, who smirks back at her husband. “Yep, he got like five numbers without even trying, oh and a lap dance from one of the ‘hens’ hence the body glitter he’s now covered in” Eva adds pointing to Caius’ chest and face. “Shh, you little hellraiser” Caius says as he looks to Eva who just smirks up at him “Play nice or I’ll tell Demetri what you got up to” He smirks at her “Go on then, I dare you” She replies, not caring in the slightest and shock flashes across his face. Gasps filled the throne room waiting to see how this plays out.

“What do you think she did D?” Alec asked “As long as it doesn’t involve another man, I’m not to bothered” He replied, having gotten used to the drunken antics of his mate and her friend. “Brother would you like to share with the room? Hmm” Aro asks and Caius falters for a moment, clearly torn on what to do now. He looks at Eva and she shrugs “Like I said before, I dare you to tell him” Caius gulps and takes an unneeded breath before replying “Eva saved me from being…oh god…” “Yes, husband” Dora says as her husband pauses to find the right words “Oh for god’s sake. You’re a King. Man up” Meg tells him, amusement clear in her eyes. Caius takes another deep breath “One of the ‘hens’ was flirting, is that what you youngens say?...” They nod and he continues “She well, erm…was flirting with me and I did say I wasn’t interested but…I er…rather she…”

“I kissed Caius. There I said it” Eva announces to the room, Demetri hisses and she turned to look at him “What was I supposed to do let some drunk human snog him?” “You’re a drunk human and you snogged him” Alec pointed out, an amused tone to his voice “Yea but that’s different” “How?” Alec asks “Caius knows where I’ve been and who I’ve been with, unlike that cheap tart” Eva replies.

“I mean she just wouldn’t take no for an answer and Caius looked about ready to hit her so Eva stepped in” Meg added, defending her best friend “So, one snog from Eva and she backed off” Dora asked “Not quite my love” Caius replied “What does that mean?” Sia asked curiosity shining in her ruby eyes. “Eva told her to back off and when she didn’t…she er…” He trailed off and rubbed the back of his neck, feeling nervous.

“I told that tart that he was mine and she better get lost before I put her on her ass. She didn’t back off so I thumped her and she landed on her ass” Eva added and Demetri hissed again at hearing Eva say she told others that Caius was hers, his possessiveness rising to the surface. Eva turned to look at him again “It meant nothing Demi, I love you, you know that. I only did what I did to save his ass” She points to Caius who lowers his head and Demetri relaxes a little and nods at her. He moved to stand behind her wrapping his arms around her waist, holding her close and relaxing further.

Dora, Sia, Aro and Marcus are laughing so hard, venomous tears start to fall. “Never thought I’d see the day ‘the mighty Caius’ would need saving from a human by another human” Dora teases him.

“Eva also pole danced for like three and half minutes” Caius shouts back “Traitor. She saved your ass.” Meg says and she hits his arm “It was for a bet and I made €20 plus what the ‘customers’ gave me in tips. All in all a good night. I made €200” Eva replies proudly “That’s my girl” Demetri says proudly, kissing her temple. “Really D?” Alec asks “Hey, she has a great ass, an amazing body and as a result she earnt €200 in a few minutes pole dancing” He replies, pride shining in his ruby eyes. “I want a private dance later baby” He said low in her ear “Of course” She replied. “That’s why he’s not bothered because he gets a private show later” Santiago said to Alec, who just shook his head.

“I must admit she was very good” Caius praised her “Thanks Cai” Eva replied smiling. Dora’s eyebrow raised “Enjoy the show then?” She teased “Yes, yes I did. Demetri’s human may be a little hellraiser but…she’s talented and she’s ours” He replied his voice laced with pride. “Sooo, does that mean Dem can relax now, cause like when we come home drunk, you keep threatening to kill me…us” Eva asked pointing between herself and Meg, Caius sighed “I’d never actually harm you or you…” He turned to face Meg “…I’m actually quite fond of you, I just worry that your antics will get you into trouble, hurt even” He replied honestly. “Hear that Dem. Mr Snakehips is fond of me” Eva says smiling at her mate, who smiles back nodding “I heard. Wait, what?” He replied “Didn’t you know Caius is quite the little mover” Meg replies whilst imitating Caius’ dance moves from earlier in the night. “Mr Snakehips” Aro repeats and continues to laugh along with everyone else in the room. Caius scowls at Meg who shrugs at him. “Hey, it was meant as a compliment” Meg says as she imitates his moves again “Oh leave my Mr Snakehips alone, he has a phone call to make” Dora chuckled nodding at her husband’s chest. “Hey, these hips…” Caius wriggled them smiling “…keep you satisfied my love” “Eww, gross” Meg called out, Eva smacked her arm and shook her head “That is not an image I want in my head” Meg added. “Those hips of his won him that dance off though” Eva added and winked at Caius.

“Hang on. You’re telling me ‘Mr I’m no fun and my word is law’ won a dance off dressed like that?” Marcus asked aloud, chuckling hard “Yes I did brother” Caius replied smugly “Eva even told me I danced like Urban pimp” He added proudly, Demetri and Felix doubled over laughing, venous tears falling down their cheeks. “What’s so funny?” Demetri cleared his throat “N-nothing m-master” Felix nodded in agreement, biting his lower lip. “You didn’t really say that to him, did you?” Demetri asked her low “You bet your ass I did. I mean look at him, dressed like that; black leather trousers, white satin shirt half undone so his chest is on display and his Volturi crest laying against his chest proudly…then paired with his ‘moves’…” Meg imitated him again as Eva continued “…How could I not ‘compliment’ him” Eva used air quotes on compliment and Demetri chuckled “Oh mi amore. You really will be the death of me” He tightened his hold on her and breathed in her scent.

Music filled the room “Come on Snakehips show us your moves” Sia says holding up her phone and wriggling her hips. Caius smiles “Fine, but my little hellraiser is dancing with me” He takes her from Demetri and spins her around so she’s facing him. “Us humans have a phrase for this…behaviour and that outfit” Megan said to Dora “What’s that?” “Mid life crisis” Megan replied straight faced, although the vampires in the room started laughing again and continued to watch Caius shake and wriggle his hips as he danced with Eva.

“So, which one of you immortals is coming out with us next month?” Meg asks smiling “We all are” Marcus replies “Really brother?” Caius asks as he twirls Eva into Demetri’s arms. “Yes, anyone who wants to go out for the night with our little humans can, myself included” Marcus replied smiling “Gods help us” Demetri says and tightens his hold on Eva “From now on the only person you ‘claim’ as yours and kiss in public is me, darling” Eva smiled before replying “Always my darling” She turned his arms and pulled him down for a kiss.

[twilightt-fantasy]

Marcus Volturi Masterlist

slow dance - can you do a Marcus x reader imagine with them slow dancing? Thank you :) and Hi! Can I request a drabble with Marcus using the prompt “I can’t imagine this world without you.” please. Thank you :)

christmas revelations - can I request a imagine for Christmas with Marcus x Reader who is his “friend” (not a much) and part of the Volturi, a human who will be turned. Reader was allowed to visit them family in this holiday, musting to leave Marcus lonely and more sad of missing, but she left him a gift who is secretly a proof of love, with a letter, but seems haven’t this second intetion, something them are hiding for a time. I hope you could do it, I love all your imagines!💕

finally - like- Marcus is being a sad bean (as per usual) and he’s remembering reader- whom is his true mate - and wants to be with her, but cannot, because the Romanians stole her, way back when the two clans were struggling for power. He’s when he gets all sad and stuff, a guard rushes in and notifies him that his S/O has returned. When he sees her, he’s so happy he can’t get words out and blubbers/ sobs

spider - could it be a thing- where Marcus sees a spider and freaks out because he’s scared. S/so comes in, sees the spider, grabs it and yeets it out the window. While all of this is happening, Marcus has managed to get on top of his bookshelf and is screaming.

reincarnation - can I request an imagine where the reader is Bella’s sister and when she goes with bella to save Edward the reader finds out she’s the reincarnation of Marcus mate? Or something like that. Love your writing 😃.

ghosts - Can your write Marcus getting a second chance at love Bella’s sister who can see spirits/ghosts?

cuddling with marcus would include...

lullaby -  was wondering if you can do something where the reader (human or vampire you can chose!) is singing Marcus a lullaby even though he doesn’t sleep to calm him from his debilitating sadness. (Maybe you can go off the new movie Frozen 2 and the song All is Found, or something else!)

witch  (+ caius/aro) - can I request a scenario in which the reader is the three volturi kings mate (like a poly relationship) but not a human. She’s actually a which and can’t be turned into a vamp bc she’s already supernatural. While witches don’t age past 21, they don’t have super strength or healing like vamps, which is why they’re really protective of her. Thing is she hates it, bc she can protect herself with magic and doesn’t like being coddled

sister (+ caius/aro) -  where the reader is Bell’s littile sister. And she finds out she is the Volturi King’s mate during the battle.

hit on (+ caius/aro) - do you think I might be able to request an imagine where the reader is mated to the Kings (like a poly relationship.) And she gets hit on/cat called by one of the lower guards. Possibly someone else sees, and spreads it throughout the guard until the Kings eventually find out?

burn (+ caius/aro) - maybe the Volturi Kings with a fem!mate (all three mated to the same person.) who accidentally burns herself (its super small, but she still feels it but she brushes it off) Anyways the Kings see and they FREAK because fire is like the only thing that can completely kill a vampire. Thanks so much 😊

trouble (+ caius/aro) - a poly relationship with the reader and the Volturi leaders where the reader wants to outside, but her mates say no, but she sneaks out anyway, and something terrible happens. 

protection (+ caius/aro) - can I have 57 with Caius, Aro and Marcus? As a poly ask? Thank youu💕💕(“Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself.”)

baby (+ caius/aro) - in your opinion how would react and act the three Volturi king (as a poly or not, what you prefer) with a s/o who is a single mother with a very young kid (like 2-3 y/o). They would accept the baby? They would think about him/her as theirs? If yes, when the baby calls them “dad” what woul be their reaction?

snow day (+ caius/aro) -  can I request a one-shot for Christmas with the kings and they mate. Them love the christmas time and go out the castle/escape to see the snow falling in Volterra on a beautiful day. Would be funny and romantic awww! ❄☃️🖤

costume party (+ caius/aro) - the reader is excited to show her mates her costume.

midnight snacks (+ caius/aro) - 1 with the volturi kings from the Christmas prompt list (“Are you eating cookies right now? It’s 3 AM!” “If Santa can do it so can I.”)

enough for you (+ caius/aro) - Can I Request the volturi kings (poly or separate either is fine) with a mate who feels like they aren’t good enough for them. Like maybe they are bit more childish and scatterbrained (maybe they have adhd and/or dyslexia) for their age. And they feel so inferior like even the receptionist who is younger than them is way more put together. Thanks!

stand up (+ caius/aro) - I have yet to see any of these (kinda?-) But I was hoping if you could do a Poly relationship with the Volturi kings, where the reader is shy as heck and is related to the one and only, Bella swan?

stress relief - the kings worry that their mate is pushing herself too hard.

standstill - can I get a Volturi Kings story of sorts where the reader is Bella's aunt from Charlie's side, she is their mate and they find out she is pregnant with their baby. how would they handle it?

broken bones - Can you write poly volturi kings with a mate who broke her arm because i broke mine recently and i feel like shit. Thank you and you dont have to do this if you dont want to <33

volturi kings with childish s/o 

poly relationship with volturi kings 

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

What if Carlisle's chsrisma (asumin thst is his gift, following this blog lore) went overboard during Breaking dawn (once the Volturi show up), and everyone fell in love with him as they did with Bella in a previous glorious ask?

The blog lore Carlisle Cullen gift. The time the entire universe fell in love with Bella Swan.

You know the sequel's rarely as good as the original, yes?

Well, let's give it a go.

The Trial Gets Weird

Carlisle's very nervous, more nervous than he's ever been in his life. It very much appears that the Volturi have come to kill them, have now brought an army to take out not only his family but all of Carlisle's friends who are risking their lives to stand with them, with Alec and Jane's gift should they decide it... everyone will be certain to die and Bella will only be able to protect herself and maybe one other.

Bella hopes Renesmee will escape, but it's more likely that she and Jacob will be caught immediately, and they'll die horrifically.

If there's a time for Carlisle's gift to decide on a sudden sharingan style stress induced upgrade, it's now.

However, Carlisle doesn't know that.

What he does know is suddenly no one's talking.

They're all just standing there.

Caius looked like he was about to set Irina on fire, he's stopped somehow in the middle of that (oddly enough, Irina has stopped protesting as well, seeming to have forgotten she was two seconds from being burned alive).

Carlisle slowly realizes that everyone's looking at him.

It takes him a moment to realize it's because he's the Cullen patriarch, and that as he's responsible for the coven, they're probably expecting him to speak even though Edward's Renesmee's father.

Right.

"Well, as you can see, Renesmee is not an immortal child and we have dozens of witnesses who can attest to the lack of danger she presents."

They're all still staring.

Even Edward is staring at him dumbly.

(Carlisle wonders if he accidentally said something very stupid.)

He blathers, "Despite her remarkable growth, Renesmee consumes as much blood as the average vampire, and seems to be able to thrive on animal blood as well as the rest of us. She has never once drunk human blood and is incredibly controlled for even an average vampire, let alone an actual baby who is three months old."

Still nothing.

"So, we have not broken the law but simply discovered... a new... species..."

Carlisle trails off as he doesn't want to get into how, exactly, they managed that.

Everyone's still staring.

Eventually, Carlisle blurts, "Are we found innocent?"

That startles Aro (the quickest to get over this as he was already basically at the level of in love he was with Carlisle already, he just momentarily forgot/found it very difficult to kill him).

"Uh, I need more evidence," Aro says, and then notices the oddly betrayed looks that the entire crowd is giving him. The entire crowd including--are Marcus and Caius glaring at him?

Oh right, because Caius wants Aro to kill everybody, yes, that explains that, until Caius opens his mouth to order the entire Cullen back to Volterra under house arrest so they can watch the little monstrosity grow.

Aro is... very surprised.

It's what he was going to suggest. Well, not the entire family, that's ridiculous, but he'd take the baby at the very least and whoever else would come along so long as they didn't throw a fit.

That Caius is suggesting it is--

Oh, Caius is going to murder them all as soon as they get back, yes, of course, classic Caius.

(Still a bit odd for him, underhanded, when he could suggest they just kill everyone here which was what Aro had expected from him.)

"Yes, we should do that," Aro says lamely now that Caius has stolen his thunder.

Edward immediately protest, as does--everyone else. Including the Romanians. Now, what's odd isn't that they're protesting, but that they seem to be suggesting that Carlisle (and whoever else he wants, whatever) should come live with them.

Suddenly everyone's protesting the idea of the Cullens going to Volterra.

"I'm not saying they're guilty," Aro hedges, "Just that I want to--"

HOW DARE YOU TAKE THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN AWAY WITH YOU!

(Carlisle is getting increasingly embarrassed by this. He wishes everyone would stop, just stop.)

Aro's also very confused. Now, if he were in their position he'd say the exact same thing, but everybody can't be in love with Carlisle, that's just silly.

(Bella, likely immune, is also very confused and a little put out as this was supposed to be about Renesmee. She's trying to feel relieved that everyone, including the Volturi, has gotten waylaid by Carlisle.)

Aro meanwhile touches Marcus's hand and oh dear god, they actually are all in love with Carlisle, even Marcus is, what the fuck?

Bella, however, has decided she's actually angry about this. She spent all this time worrying and they don't even care about Renesmee. Instead Carlisle's just standing there, uselessly, and watching everyone bicker over who he should live with. In Aro's distraction, throws Carlisle under the bus.

"Well, if everyone wants Carlisle so badly, why doesn't he just go to Volterra."

(Edward is horribly betrayed by this idea and looks at his wife in disbelieving horror, as does everyone else who's in love with Carlisle.)

Bella thinks this is a great idea, though. Carlisle's an adult, grown, man, he'll be fine where Renesmee's just a baby. He can go to Volterra for a while, he lived there before and seemed to like it, and the rest of the Cullens can write him letters.

Just as long as Bella, Edward, and Renesmee are not in Volterra.

The trial quickly argues back into taking Carlisle and Renesmee (as just because they're in love with Carlisle does not mean anyone's actually forgotten about Renesmee) while Carlisle tries to come to terms with Bella trying to sell him out with 0 prompting.

This continues until Nahuel shows up at which point Aro with relief can say case closed. He wants to shuffle off screen but... no one else is leaving.

Everyone ends up crashing at the Cullens, waiting for Carlisle to move out with whoever.

So, coming to Ireland, Carlisle?

It's very awkward as the Volturi really aren't welcome but... they're not leaving...

(Carlisle suddenly wants to move out to the wilderness and never see anyone again.)

Eventually, the Cullens have to leave Forks as even with hunting on the sly, the sheer number of vampires is just too noticeable, and they move to the wilderness where the Cullens are miserable and Carlisle is pestered by absolutely everyone to come live with them and uh get off this weird diet.

(Beautifully, despite the gift upgrade, no one wants to do the diet.)

[velvetdaisies333]

veronica’s masterlist

- requests are open -

notice: when requesting, please specify whether you’d like it do be a headcannon, or a oneshot/story !

Heathers

“Our love is god. Let’s go get a slushie.”

Heather Chandler

- Pet Names The Characters Would Use

- Valentines Day Headcannons

Heather Duke

- Pet Names The Characters Would Use

- Valentines Day Headcannons

Heather McNamara

- Pet Names The Characters Would Use

- Valentines Day Headcannons

Veronica Sawyer

- Pet Names The Characters Would Use

- Valentines Day Headcannons

Jason “J.D.” Dean

- Pet Names The Characters Would Use

- Cuddling Jason Dean Headcannons

- Haunted (Jason Dean x Reader)

- Valentines Day Headcannons

- Handwritten, Unsent Letters (Jason Dean x Reader)

- Caffeine Problems (Jason Dean x Reader)

- Jason Dean Dating Someone Taller Than Him Headcannons

- Jason Dean Dating Someone Shorter Than Him Headcannons

-Bags (Jason Dean x Reader)

The Breakfast Club

“When you grow up, your heart dies.”

John Bender

- Dating John Bender Would Include

- Pet Names The Club Would Use

- How The Club Would React To You Asking For Their Pronouns

- reputation (John Bender x FemReader)

Allison Reynolds

- Pet Names The Club Would Use

- How The Club Would React To You Asking For Their Pronouns

Andrew Clark

- Pet Names The Club Would Use

- How The Club Would React To You Asking For Their Pronouns

Claire Standish

- Pet Names The Club Would Use

- How The Club Would React To You Asking For Their Pronouns

Brian Johnson

- Pet Names The Club Would Use

- How The Club Would React To You Asking For Their Pronouns

Twilight

“I'd never given much thought to how I could die, but dying in the place of someone I love seems like a pretty good way to go.”

Bella Swan

Edward Cullen

- Pet names that Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With A Chaotic Mate

- You Know They’re A Vampire

Alice Cullen

- Pet names the Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With A Chaotic Mate

- You Know They’re A Vampire

Jasper Hale

- Pet names the Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With A Chaotic Mate

- You Know They’re A Vampire

- Dating Jasper Would Include

- Dating Both Carlisle Cullen And Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

- Pet names the Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With A Chaotic Mate

- You Know They’re A Vampire

Emmett Cullen

- Pet names the Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With A Chaotic Mate

- You Know They’re A Vampire

Carlisle Cullen

- Pet names the Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With A Chaotic Mate

- You Know They’re A Vampire

- Dating Both Carlisle Cullen And Jasper Hale

Esme Cullen

- Pet names the Cullens would use

- The Cullens’ Love Languages

- The Cullens With a Chaotic Mate

Caius Volturi

- Caius With A Human Mate

- Watching A Horror Movie With The Volturi

- Caius With A Taylor Swift And A Lana Del Rey Fan For A Mate

Aro Volturi

- Aro With A Human Mate

- Aro With An Artistically Inclined Mate

- Watching A Horror Movie With The Volturi

Marcus Volturi

- Marcus With An Introverted Mate

- Marcus With A Human Mate

- Watching a Horror Movie With The Volturi

Demetri Volturi

I Am Not Okay With This

“Just, sometimes it feels like the people I love don't love me back.”

Stanley Barber

- Meeting Stanley Barber For The First Time

Five Nights At Freddy’s

“I always come back.”

William Afton

- Random William Afton Headcannons (non-romantic)

- William Afton As Songs (A Playlist)

- the red means i love you (William Afton x Reader) (Short)

Michael Afton