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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature*. it WILL kill you. yes.
*this is NOT anti-hrt or anti-vax or anything of the sort. i love criticisms of the anti aging industry + sci-fi/horror. i also love trans people and vaccines and medicine and science. i also don’t care if you personally have botox. this was a shitpost i made while high and 2/3 of the way through the substance (2024). terfs dni. cheers.
#the substance#wow wow still have about half an hour left and I’m truly impressed#anti anti aging#megan rambles#5k#10k#20k#30k#‘hey megan are you bothered by the vast misinterpretations of your original point?’#well. yeah
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feel like in the last year I sorta speedran Jinsei Nannimo Wakannee by Necry Talkie to Nobishiro by Creepy Nuts
#pickle pontificates#basically the the first song is about feeling lost and confused and wanting to scream and cry but keeping on anyway#and the second one is celebrating finally starting to feel like you've got Being An Adult figured out and being excited to learn more#and they're both total bops#and I looped them both aggressively (the first at the end of last summer and the second one now) because of how well they matched my mood#and yeah. hey#i think i just wanted to talk about Nobishiro#I've never been able to get into Creepy Nuts cause they're usually like almost there but a little to the left of what I'm into#but as of like three days ago I'm sort of obsessed with that song in particular#I think largely because I've been doing a lot of stuff lately-#going back to a job I had 5 years ago. reapplying for college. traveling only a little but more than I have before. socializing.#going to big events#and those were all things that were scary or would induce anxiety attacks or made me feel incompetent at some point#and in a lot of ways that hasn't changed. I still struggle with anxiety/bouts of panic sometimes. I'm still extremely introverted#BUT. I feel like I know myself a lot better than I did even a couple years ago and it's getting easier to roll with the punches#to figure out when I just need to wait something out and when it's a serious problem#making small talk at my job used to be really hard and I used to constantly be nervous about screwing up the register#or making a fatal error. or pushing for something a little if I thought my boss wasn't understanding but I had a good point#but back at the same one at 25 instead of 19 it's really obvious that I'm a lot more confident and a lot less tightly wound#and I have the script for midwestern small talk basically memorized! I can crank it out like nobody's business!#I don't think I would've realized just how much without coming back here#and signing up for stuff and planning things and making decisions and meeting people gets easier every year#but it's not like I feel like I have it completely figured out. nowhere NEAR it.#it's like that point on the dunning-krueger scale where you get over the first hump#and the actual tangible bit of progress you've made is just enough to let you see what a fraction of everything it actually is#but not in a bad or discouraging way! you made it this far so of course you can make it farther#and you've finally learned how to LEARN! so let's keep going!#that's the kind of thing Nobishiro captures to like. a ridiculously specific degree (for me anyway)#and if you know me you know how much I love a really specific song that's not about romance and is a little goofy and a jam
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#this was certainly an experience#but hey HELL YEAH 💥💥💥#tumblr 2025#tumblr sexyman#tumblr sexyman 2025#tumblr sexyman contest 2025#tumblr sexyman contest#tumblr polls#tumblr sexyman poll#stanley pines#dr doofenshmirtz#destiel meme
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I mean yeah he is but i think there are two other big reasons as to why he is struggling with it
yuri ver
#sonadow#sth#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth fanart#gay hedgehogs#never in my life though i would end up drawing sonic the hegehog with#uhh#a big personality#yeah#but hey life is a ride isnt it
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shrugs
#nicktoons unite#danny phantom#jimmy neutron#the fairly oddparents#spongebob squarepants#my life as a teenage robot#el tigre#dewdles#comic#oh yeah hey guys im finally getting into mlaatr and el tigre now so theyre kinda just around
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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thinking about suguru and satoru eating your pussy at the same time heje
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine them both between your thighs, staring hungrily at your dripping pussy before gojo breaks the ice and thumbs at your already sensitive clit
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine geto soothing your little trembles by gently stroking your thigh, maybe even giving it a few kisses of encouragement <//3
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine both of the men using one strong hand to push your plush thighs open, exposing yourself even more to them. if you dared try to shut your thighs even a tad they’d be pushed right back open, along with a quick slap the soft skin curtesy of geto
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine the two friends bickering for a moment before geto finally caves and lets gojo have the first taste
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine gojo wasting no time spitting on your clit before wrapping his lips around it, tongue immediately caressing your sensitive nub. he couldn’t decide between roughly sucking on the poor thing or moving his tongue side to side sooo he settles on both! he hollowed his cheeks, holding your clit in place while his tongue continued moving with vigor
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine geto sucking on the soft skin of your thighs while his hand finds purchase on your bare breast, squeezing roughly every once in a while to keep you on your toes
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine geto slowly kissing his way towards your center before nudging gojo’s head with his own, giving the man a cheeky smile
𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 imagine both men looking up at you before—
“a-ah!!! oh my-” your back suddenly arched off the bed as you felt not one, but two hot tongues on your clit. one slowly moving up and down, like they were trying to savor the taste of your essence—not too hard or too fast….just sensual. the other tongue on the other hand settled on quick, harsh licks sooo basically the exact opposite.
“s’good right ?” gojo slurred into your pussy, now sloppily kissing his way down to your dripping hole. geto took this as an opportunity to cup your entire clit in his mouth, while his tongue drew soft circles around the nub. geto hummed around your clit, spit dribbling from his lips from the sloppy kisses he was giving your weeping pussy.
all it took was gojo shoving his tongue in your pussy for your back to arch slightly off the bed as you came with a loud, pathetic whine. gojo moaned just as loud when he felt your cum began to coat his tongue in little waves.
geto pulled away from your clit with an obnoxious pop! dark eyes admiring at the mess your pussy has already become. “lemme get a taste,” he mumbled, leaning his head down to lick a slow strip up your pussy. but one lick was not enough! and it wasn’t long before gojo got a little jealous and smacked geto on the back of his head, a small grunt leaving him.
“‘fuck was that for?” geto hissed, but gojo didn’t even bother glancing at him, his attention focused solely on your soaked center. his long fingers ran slowly up and down your petal soft slit, occasionally applying light pressure to your clit. without warning he plunged two fingers in with a lewd squelching sound following, “we’re supposed to be sharing don’t be so greedy, now let’s make her cum again.”
“j-just be gentle m’still a little— hah! sensitiveeee,” your request fell on deaf ears as both mens tongues were on your clit once again. they went from synchronized licks, to each giving your clit an open mouth kiss, to taking turns slapping your pussy.
you tried to keep your eyes on them but you could only handle so much before you head fell back against your bed, eyes rolling into the back of your head. “m’gonna put my fingers in sweet thing,” geto mumbled into your thigh, giving it a sweet kiss before plunging two fingers inside you. getos fingers began doing a scissoring motion, and to help you avoid the stinging stretch gojo sucked your throbbing clit in his mouth.
“i’m gonna cu-cum againnn, you’re gonna make me—” your body tensed as another orgasm washed over you, a much pleasing sight for the two men before you. “fuck she’s squeezing me real fucking tight, ease up yeah? gonna make it real hard for gojo to put his in too,” geto growled, curling his fingers in the most delicious way possible.
you whined something along the lines of ‘i’m tryinggg’ and gojo could’ve just ate you up the way you were being so cute. “hehe she’s so cute the way she’s trying to keep it together, just let go baby we’re right here to catch you,” gojo giggled menacingly, his two fingers slowly prodding at your entrance.
“don’t forget to go slow, don’t wanna hurt the poor thing now,” geto patted your thigh before giving it a sharp swat.
it took a little time to get you used to the stretch of four fingers inside your tight little pussy, but you managed like the good girl you were for them. “oh my fuckin’…” your mouth dropped as both men began to move their fingers at a semi-fast synchronized pace, digits bumping against that special that had your toes curling.
geto eyed your lonely breast and brought his free hand up to tweak at your nipple, gojo following suit. there was so much going on and your poor little brain could only handle so much before you were spluttering out nonsense making the two men chuckle.
“look at how wet she is….dripping all over the fucking bed,” geto groaned, pushing his aching erection against the edge of your bed. anything to find a little relief he’s only human. “she’s squeezing so tight i think she’s gonna cum again!” gojo moved his hand from your nipple to your clit, rubbing tight little circles that had your thighs trembling.
you weren’t able to give them a verbal warning of intense orgasm, the only signal being being the clear stream of cum shooting from your pussy each time they pulled their fingers out. “catch some, but don’t swallow,” geto grunted, shoving gojos head down to catch some of your squirt in his already watering mouth.
once you were done they both slowly pulled their fingers out, a small whine leaving your lips from the emptiness. geto turned to gojo, his breathing uneven. “you know what to do,” he nodded his head towards you and gojo quickly understood, slowly crawling up the bed to where you laid, glazed eyes staring up the the ceiling with a fucked out smile on your face.
“open your mouth for him,” geto grunted squeezing the plushness of your thigh. you obliged and slowly opened your mouth, quickly met with the tart, tangy taste of your cum mixed in with a little of gojos spit. geto hummed happily giving your tummy a soft kiss, “that was fun, messy but fun nonetheless.”
the next twenty minutes were spent catering to your every need ofc. gojo having you between his legs, long arms wrapped around your waist while geto gently cleaned the mess up between your thighs. “did so good for us angel, thank you for letting us indulge in you,” gojo smiled, giving your hip a loving squeeze.
they both had raging boners but in this moment it was all about you but hey!! maybe once your rested up you’ll let them put both their dicks in you!! but don’t tell gojo that rn he might bust in his pants the poor thing :((
#hey….how yall doin….#idk what this is but i was bored and high and yeah#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#gojo x reader#geto smut#geto suguru smut#geto x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader
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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible#anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters#just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how#trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended#which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances#and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice#but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically#'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well#just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship#(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts#that was progress somehow#y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like#'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this#riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me#oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)
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DAY 31- DUAL PEAKS STABLE
How did the fairy fountains move. Really. How. Zelda would poke and prod if she wasn’t so concerned with accidentally entering a pact with more ancient spirits. Link might have been able to get away with it, but he’s quite content splashing around in the fountain’s healing waters.
(This is a totk au called Familiar Familiar! It’s a what if zelda doesn’t go back in time and is actually just me reskinning botw with totk elements.)
((Want to support me? Check out my ✨ patreon ✨ for sketches and cut content! Please remember to use web or android— memberships via apple app eat an extra thirty percent of whatever purchase because we live in a dystopia ;0 ))
#critdraws#lonks diary#familiar familiar au#artists on tumblr#botw#totk#zelda#link#legend of zelda#tloz#loz#great fairy#cotera#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#totk zelda#totk link#stable trotters#eustus#violynne#beetz#i do not know where pyper is#fairy fountain#bard#but also the great fairies just up and moving??? terrifying. why. hey. whats up with that.#does all the wildlife in their abandoned gardens shrivel and die without them to uphold it??? insane.#but yeah uh here’s some mildly#elderitch#fae#fairy fountains for you as a treat
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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No more Tim flinching away from him and Jason brooding about Tim being scared of him. It should be like this:
Jason: has a flash of panic/rage after seeing Tim do something particularly triggering in the Robin suit and lashes out a little
Tim: flinches back hard and falls into a defensive stance
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: lmao dude did u think I was gonna kill u or smth? weak shit
Tim: kinda, but at least I can drive down the road without being triggered by a stop light. embarrassing.
#j: ha no for sure let’s go get a beer#t: I shouldn’t have to remind you that I’m a minor every day but here we are#“like yeah we’re two of each others biggest triggers but hey at least that’s smth to bond over”#batfam#dcu#tim drake#jason todd#shut up grandpa#red hood#red robin
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Chronic Sonic pt 10
Longest part yet good grief. This was a part i had planned since the first post i made though so that makes sense.
1. Sonic dropped his cuffs on purpose if that wasn’t clear. He views it as better to hurt more and feel like himself than hurt less and not recognize himself in his reflection. (This is bad because if the inhibitors are not only helping with the pain but are also there to prevent his condition from worsening. Without them, his body starts to take the hit again.)
2, Tails knows that Sonic dropped his cuffs on purpose but won’t outright call him out on it. He is, however, upset with him because now Shadow is having to sacrifice himself just to keep him alive and Tails can’t be mad at Shadow because he’s literally just doing what’s necessary to keep Sonic from destroying himself. So it’s scolding for Sonic.
3. Usually Shadow and Sonic would do battle over this but Sonic has just done battle before the start of this comic and his inhibitor cuffs are off which means he is about as physically weak as he can get. So if you’re wondering why Shadow was able to just slap his inhibitors on Sonic without any trouble that’s why.
4. Sonic gets his first taste of watching someone else actively partake in self-destructive behaviour and not listen to him when he tries to talk them out of it. This does snap him out of some of the mental mess he’s in, and he will stop trying to actively damage himself. For now. Old habits die hard though.
#KNOX ART (me)#Chronic Sonic#Long post#Sonic the Hedgehog#Shadow the Hedgehog#this au can be so self indulgent#sonadow#bUT LIKE MY BRAND OF SONADOW OKAY SO IT’S JUST THEM REGULAR FUNKY DYNAMIC#anyway yeah wow#it’s midnight i should crash#drop this and roll away mwahahaha#they sure are funky these hedgehogs#miles tails Prower#he doesn’t appear but his voice is there so he gets a tag#this is one of the more sketchy doodle comics I’ve done but hey we ball#i was originally gonna draft it out but then i remembered i don’t do drafts i do finished versions on the first go or bust
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They would TOTALLY say this.
#madara uchiha#obito uchiha#naruto#narutito#shit edit bc i got too lazy to draw#also am joking am JOKING#or am i#but madara in fact did NOT tell obito to do all that shit he did#but hey#same results so#no problem!!#also i REFUSE to believe madara planned Rin's whole deal#he just saw the coincidence and went 'yeah uh... i totally planned that' like the old crazy man that he is
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I don’t really know what I’m doing haha. This isn’t the final version imma need to get some sleep and then look at this again with fresh eyes. Anyway
Thoughts?
#basically#My brain went ‘hey you know what. If Prowl is a support class mecha that means he wouldn’t need the thick bulky armour strikers have’#so yeah#he is more thin and fast#also painted like a fucking zebra or orca so it would be hard for stupid Quintesson monsters to aim at him#maccadam#transformers#prowl#mecha prowl#………damn this thing needs a tag huh…#am I bold enough to call it mecha pilot prowl au ahahahah#nah#reverse mecha au#<- yea that’s the tag now
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Batfamily get tired of Bruce and Jason's insanity and as true hypocrites buy them monthly sessions to the therapist that they cannot ignore, like, at all. That ensues some troubles.
Jason: *sprawled on the couch in the Batcave* Bruce: *brooding around* Jason: What's up with you? Bruce: I am dreading over the upcoming therapy session. Jason: Oh, lmao, they forced you, too? Bruce, irritated: That's a ridiculous waste of time. I don't even need it. Jason: Yeah, same. Wanna tip, though? Gaslight the shit out of your therapist. Bruce: ...What? Jason: Lie to them. Forge fake stories. If they are a good therapist, they will catch you. But you know what? Mine believes me. Can't wait to find out just how far it can go. Bruce: That's wrong on so many levels. Bruce: ...I'll try.
Of all things that could mend Bruce and Jason's relationship, this makes a trick. They start discussing their therapy sessions all the time. But not because they receive some kind of useful feedback, but because they keep giggling about gaslighting their therapists.
Bruce unleashes his full Brucie Wayne potential on that poor therapist. Like, yeah, he will discuss his traumas... No, no, not his parents' death! He, of course, meant that one incident with Oliver Queen, when they were seventeen and drunk, and-
Bruce: I think I genuinely didn't have so much fun since forever. Therapists truly can help. Jason: I have an amazing idea how to make it even more hilarious. This one is a little insensitive, but hey. Whatever makes it funnier. Bruce, squinting: ...Jason. Jason: Are you in or not? Bruce: ...
*a few hours later, in the living room of the Manor, with all family members gathered*
Bruce: Jason and I asked you to come since we have news for you. As you know, we had been visiting therapists for a while, and it was an immense help to our mental health. As it was expected, in the middle of the sessions we came to the topic of our relationship. Jason: Yeah, uh. We kinda decided to get a separate therapist for this. Like, family one. For us to go together. And fix things. Bruce: Yeah. We just wanted to update you on this. All support would be appreciated. Dick, wiping his tears away: Guys. Guys, I am so proud of you. Jason and Bruce: *high-fiving each other behind their backs*
Do they actually go to the family therapist? Yeah! Do they still continue creating fake ass stories to test their doctor? Yeah! Do they actually by the accident start oversharing their own emotions during acting by an established scenario and actually get a whole mental breakdown in front of terrified therapist? Yeah...
Therapist: So, uh... *checking scribbled notes of a messy drama that Bruce and Jason rehearsed a night before* ...H-how about we think about where it brings us now? Mister Wayne, do you feel guilt about what happened? Bruce, answering automatically, out of prepared lines: Of course, I feel guilt. I always do. Therapist: Okay, why won't you try to apologise before your son? Bruce, stammering: I-I don't know, I am a prideful person Jason, also abandoning their script: Oh, wow, and I am not?! Therapist: O-okay. Uh, mister- Jason: Like, not saying, but it would be nice to see you discarding some of your pride, when all I do is to stomp on my own to please you! Therapist: Okay, okay, how about... Jesus Chirst, mister Wayne, mister Todd-Wayne, are you crying? Jason and Bruce, sniffling: NO!
#Jason *red-eyed and out of the therapist room*: well woah ahaha that was a nice improvisation ahahha def not genuine right#Bruce *blowing his nose in the napkin*: yeah lad we did great#Therapist *back in the cabinet & texting to her friend*: lmao you won't imagine what just happened--#the rest of the family fr believe that the therapy is working bc Bruce and Jason hang out so much now (they were being gremlins)#but hey! whatever worked to mend this shit-#*years later after Damian got himself in therapy*: i am starting to think Father and Todd had never been in therapy at all#Bruce and Jason *zero healed from their personal traumas but at least in good relationship now*: uhhhhh#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson
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shake the disease - depeche mode
#warriors#warrior cats#wc#squirrelstar#squirrelflight#ashfur#beau's art#artists on tumblr#aw yeah more wc fanart based off depeche mode#also hey guys im back sorry i was busy these past 2 days
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