#answer: don’t

[spineless-lobster]

I need you guys to know that I am being so fucking serious when I say I’m gonna explode within the next 2 months, between ghosts coming out this month and ofmd coming out next month I will literally not have enough space in my brain for anything else I will be the most annoying person on earth

[m1d-45]

i’ve let deity of styling creator exist too long without even the slightest bit of angst…. i’m going to fix that real quick and then my brain will finally calm down about this batshit wild dress-up game i prommy 

(also my excuse for no designer’s reflections was being able to summon people out of nowhere that can also do wild insane shit is op but then i remembered. this is the “you are op” genre. so we’re keeping the reflections i changed my mind. teyvat in this scenario is made up of converted styling power so they’re still summonable or whatever. that might be a thing for later, maybe not. who knows.)

ignoring that tho. imposter au, except now you have your two companions by your side. they may not be the targets of the hunt, but as accessories to the imposter, they’re also technically criminals. they're in danger, just by being around you.

(“please,” you beg them, “i don’t want either of you getting hurt. they won’t go after you if you leave - i can’t lose you - please please save yourselves.”)

(“no,” nikki responds, holding your hands with a gentle smile, “i’m sure things will turn out fine in the end. i’ll protect you.”)

(“me too! i’ll protect you too!” momo cries, jumping into your lap.)

it’s to be expected, then, that at some point, they’d be used against you. you’re running, momo in your arms, when you realize that, oh shit, nikki’s not with you. did she get separated? is she lost? where is she where is your friend—

there’s a loud voice, a threat disguised as a challenge: turn yourself over if you want your accomplice back. you immediately turn and run, momo yelping but hanging on tighter as you run back to the very army you were trying to escape. it’s a horrific fucking sight that you return to, nikki held hostage by a soldier.

(even with the tears just barely held back, she does her best to keep a steely glare. your dear, brave nikki.)

“you or her.” the answer is immediate in your mind - you would always choose her life over yours, but nikki keeps yelling at you to run, she’ll be fine, go! but you can’t leave her, not when she refused to leave you, not when you both still have to return to miraland. everybody’s yelling and threatening and pleading and it’s too much, you just need everything to stop-!

the world listens, and the world freezes. your styling power grabs at the fabric of the world and tugs, tugs until it rips into the pattern of your choosing. you don’t know how or why it happened, but you don’t care enough to wonder about it right now, moving forward to grab nikki and get the fuck out of there.

by the time the world starts moving forward again, you’re all running, nikki’s hand firmly in your own and momo tucked under your other arm.

(later that night, you all try to ignore how close you were to disaster. momo complains about his hunger, nikki laughs and promises to get him bbq the second you return to miraland, and you… think. you already knew that there was some kind of styling power in this strange world, but nikki, who was already such a powerful stylist, could barely manipulate it the same way she could in miraland, taking great effort to even summon a designer’s reflection to bring supplies or throw off pursuers. yet you were able to weave it to your will with ease - maybe it has something to do with your godhood? but this isn’t miraland, the deity of styling shouldn’t have any sway here…)

ik i said this would be the last one but it turned out longer than i thought and i STILL have another thought so i’ll be back with that and then i’ll be free from my shining nikki chains…. Probably.

(also. blood curse anon is probably right about the body count considering that we also have everybody who died in delmond, everybody who would theoretically die in every calamity, the war… the OTHER war… this isn't even bringing love nikki into mind so that probably ups the body count a bit. also this is my official vouch to play shining nikki you have plot AND you get to dress up in pretty clothes. it has everything) - teddy anon

oooo that’s good that’s interesting….. reader accidentally using powers they didn’t know existed….

um what. what do you mean curse anon is right about the body count. what. what wars. what’s. is shining nikki ok. how is she still shining when the air carries the death of thousands. how do people theoretically die. i’m both not asking you to flood my inbox w lore but am also very intruiged.

i know this isn’t really addressing the main body of your ask but i. don’t know what to say. it was good. i would say more if i could, swear—

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

[bixels]

Baffled.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok: My husband is on a bar trivia team with our friend, Max.

Eddie: Every time he goes to trivia, he gets drunk and then text me asking why I don’t introduce him to celebrities I don’t know.

*Eddie moves to the edge of the screen to show a screenshot of their text conversation.

The first text Steve sent says: They gave us a free round of drinks cause they can’t accommodate Max’s vision impairment this time.

The second text says: Round 1 done. We’re in last place!

The third text says: U were an answer!!!!!

Then an hour goes by and Steve texts: Why won’t u let me meet Rihanna???? I won’t be embarrasssing*

Eddie, taking up the screen again: ….Hi Rihanna, we met on a carpet once. Dunno if you remember but would you like to meet a middle school math teacher from Indiana? He’s cute.

[rinneverse]

Boothill….ougurrr….fucking you as if he’ll get you pregnant….

hey. when i catch you. this has been plaguing my mind ever since i saw the notif for it. mdni / nsfw content ahead. f!reader. mentions of breeding n’ pregnancy.

Boothill knows better.

He knows that it’s entirely impossible—that he doesn’t even have that capability anymore—but every day spent with you he yearns for it more and more.

The thought of seeing you pregnant with his child plagued his mind every single night.

It’s especially apparent in the way he fucks you: slow, deep strokes, pressing his metallic body right up against the flesh of your heated skin, fucking into you with a purpose, no matter if that purpose would be fruitless in the end.

“Sugar,” Boothill groans into your ear, sharp teeth nipping at your lobe. “You’re killin’ me here—fuck—grippin’ me so tight.. it’s like you don’t wan’ me to ever pull out.”

Your fingers press into metallic shoulders as his synthetic cock hits that spongy spot inside of you, a delighted mewl falling from your lips as he mouths sloppily down the slope of your neck.

“Feels s’good,” you whine back, legs wrapping tight around his waist. “Baby, Boothill, please.”

He nearly snarls with an animalistic heat as his name falls from your lips, an angelic plea that he never wants to stop hearing. His hips snap harder, pace growing more ruthless, and your song grows more and more desperate as he brings you closer to climax.

“Never w’nna stop pounding this sweet pussy—mmh, yeah—I wanna put a baby in ya, w’nna make sure you’re nice n’ full..!”

He can feel his sensory receptors working into overdrive as he fucks into you, icy metallic fingertips gripping your hips so tightly that there’s no chance of you escaping him even as you squeal and flutter around him.

“Wait!” you cry. Pretty silvery tears of pleasure line your lashes, threatening to spill over down your cheeks. “T’much, slow down, g’nna cum, wait..!”

Boothill ignores your pleas, snapping his hips with a new fervor as he angles his cock to hit that perfect little spot inside you. He wants you to cum, and he wants you to cum hard.

“You like that idea, huh?” Boothill goads you. “The idea of bein’ pumped full of my kids? Yeaaah, you’re clenchin’ so tight around me. C’mon sugar, cum, I know you can.”

Boothill has never wished for something more as you cum around his cock with a cry. He’s never longed for his humanity more—the ability to empty his load inside your convulsing heat, to make you a mother, to see you so round and full of his kids.

In another life, perhaps, the two of you start a happy family together. One where this dream of his can come true.

For this one, he’ll just settle for making you cum until you’re seeing stars.

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[abyssruler]

no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Batman: You need a new costume. That one provides no protection.

Danny: oh I cant.

Batman: You won’t owe me for it.

Danny: no I literally cant. Like if i remove it it just returns.

Batman:………. Explain.

Danny: look *takes off glove and explodes it into pieces*

*glove reforms on his hand*

Danny: see? Can’t get rid of it. It’ll just heal itself.

Batfam: …

[figofswords]

hey dunmeshi people I bought the manga and I’m reading volume 4 currently and.

and. what in the yuri. hello?????? google says they’re not canon but what??? is this then???? if not deep and intense homosexual tension?????? fellas is it homie behavior to interlace your fingers and press close to each other while naked in the bath?? just besties??? i’m??????

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Merlin and Arthur are one of the only boss/employee romances I’ll take and it’s honestly because Arthur thinks he’s the boss when in reality Merlin runs the show and I think that’s funny

[forecast0ctopus]

dyou think he would idle. if he was video games

[trytogethappy]

Available today at your local library!

[jakeneutron]

“Do you think EVERYTHING rots?”

Test Animation

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[checkadii]

Art as a hobby was a mistake . here’s witness mine redemption2.png or smth I’m reaching post drawing clarity but also patting myself on the back for making the conscious decision to not draw his wing(s) accurately elmao

girlboysomething will sit there and go How Can I Make This Not Complicated. Then make it complicated. anything for you mr too many blades or whatever