#ask the servant

[purplelordstudios]

Was listening to nasty dog when drawing this, @itzabag for role swap servant

[itzabag]

Soooooo, I'm, how's... Uhhh life?

-Arancia

“Better, I suppose? Better than Alagadda at least…are you from there? You look like it, at least a little.”

[nibbelraz]

Pls consider MBJ looking between his spy and his spy's didi and just trying to make sense of these two

POV: you are Mobei Jun looking at your loyal servant glare absolute murderous daggers at you while his younger brother (that you didn't know about) is just staring at you weirdly

[chaoticsuffering]

another thing headcannon about george from merlin

so the ONE episode he was in was bc merlin wasn't there for an extended period of time and someone had to take care of king arthur.

since the servants all know merlin is the only one the king doesn't hate being woken up by, they all draw straws and see who gets the honorable but terrible position of tending to the king.

george happens to be the unlucky one of the day, and is prepared to meet his fate, and starts walking to the kings chambers but is stopped by a group of servants looking for him

they hand him merlins clothes

to dress up in and pretend to be merlin

to trick the king's mind into not hating whoever wakes him up bc its in fact not merlin

and thats my theory of why george looked like merlin in that one episode

[frownyalfred]

Thinking about Bruce always feeling insecure about living up to his parents legacy, thinking about him feeling unworthy of using the master bedroom when he returned, thinking about him as Brucie uncounsciously taking his hookups to other rooms in the mansion, never to his (parent's), thinking about Bruce welcoming his kids in the master bedroom with open arms whenever they have nightmares, the same way his parents did to him, thinking about Clark feeling insecure about Bruce's true feelings towards him, thinking about Clark being totally oblivious to how big of a deal it is that he's alowed to sleep beside Bruce in the master bedroom.

The sanctity of the master bedroom is SO real. I grew up in a house with separate living quarters for staff (old old house) and the bedrooms for children were in a wing, and then the master suite and guest suites were in another section of the house. The implied distance between those sections is huge, even if they're only one closed door or a few feet away.

Bruce slowly accepting his place in the master suite -- now that's a fic I'd love to write. Keeping the hookups and random encounters to another equally lavish but different room or wing of the Manor, even. Somewhere that's easy to shuttle people in and out of, maybe near the laundry chutes or the servants' stairwells. Sleeping there even when he doesn't have guests, because the ghosts in the master suite are too much.

But maybe, once Dick is living with him, he can't justify it -- the master suite is near the children's rooms, and sleeping on another floor, away from a traumatized child, seems like a terrible idea. Alfred's rooms are too far away, nestled somewhere in the servants' quarters even though Bruce keeps trying to get him to take a guest suite.

So he takes over the suite, making it his own slowly but surely. Yet leaving portions of it untouched -- maybe the old floor to ceiling drapes, with their antiquated trim and beads. The double sinks in the en suite, made for a couple. He removes the four poster bed for a california king, modern enough to dispel any mental similarities. Big enough for a kid to come and hide, after a nightmare.

Clark being allowed in that room, even near that portion of the Manor? That's a huge step forward, a huge display of vulnerability and trust. It's not just Bruce's room, it's his parents' room, it's just off the children's wing, it is in many ways the heart of the residential portion of the Manor. All hallways, servant corridors, etc, lead there. And the more people that stay there, the more that suite is viewed truly as the center of the Manor itself, outside of the Cave and maybe Alfred's kitchen + butler's pantry.

[yaoiadderall]

i think my favourite part of JinMao is that he always gets so upset and serious when he hears about her being mistreated or hurt, and she's like "why does he even care?? it's a mystery" and then never examines it

queen of burying her head in the sand

EXACTLYYYY my guy is so obvious and yet maomao is completely unaware of his pining it’s just like:

but that’s the whole show. and they solve mysteries too ig

[sillygoofyqueer]

Consider an au where Shen Yuan transmigrates as a genie that Binghe gets for wife plot #4423 and promptly wifebeams the demon emperor with the power of 10 ballistic missiles after he rubs the lamp.

Considering, considering, considered. Shen Yuan waking up in a chill as fuck room (it looks like it's from a history book and he can't leave, but who cares!) and absolutely living the life until he's suddenly violently shaken around, dragged out of the door he had never been able to open. Next thing he knows, he's standing in front of a man whose face he has had plastered over his walls for years. Bingge, who is just trying to get the wish he needs to ensure that beloved wife #265's brother doesn't die of an incurable disease or whatever, feels as though he has just been hit with the full force of one of Mobei-Jun's attacks. How many wishes does he get??? Three???? He can make sure that brother stays alive and then wish both for the genie to stay with him forever, and to release him from the lamp! (I thought about this carefully and when setting Shen Yuan free, Bingge would have to specify that he releases Shen Yuan from the lamp but not the previous wish, to ensure that they remained together).

[o-i-w-u]

Could we have Bloodmoon as a Lord with Sun and Eclipse as their servants?

so i got carried away.

so this is a funny lil au now that i may have gotten myself a tad hyperfixated on-- i technically finished this drawing a day (or two?) ago but got busy before i could post it </3

so here we are! ty for the ask and idea :>>>!!

bonus :D

again big fan of this idea n i hope its fine if i scurry off with it!

[purplelordstudios]

He's putting up blue and white construction paper in the servants cell so he can have his own sky

@itzabag is the owner of the servant

[itzabag]

@purplelordstudios

[gu1-nevere]

So about “Servant of time au”… imagine if Poseidon will snatch Odysseus from Penelope😏 Penelope will be so furious that she would make sushi from Poseidon🤭

If Poseidon actually manages to snatch Odysseus from Penelope without Odysseus stabbing him in the dick first then yeah, Penelope would be very very mad

OdySeidon relationship in the Servant of Time au is basically this image

Poseidon may or may not be a masochism in this au👀

7 years or more of Poseidon having a hyperfixation on Odysseus really take a toll on both of them sooo

Also some info about this AU about Odyseidon relationship, Poseidon did actually manage to kidnap Odysseus once but Kronos step in and basically went “Hey give me back my Gacha life singing battle but make it alien stage machine back, his little wife is angry and want to make you a sushi if don’t give him back” and they fought but luckily Penelope step in and got him back while Kronos and Poseidon were fighting

[nibbelraz]

binghe fights sqh and he gives no indication at being powerful or with martial ability. he realises his mistake in approach. sqh makes himself small, pathetic, and easy to bully so that he is underestimated and ignored. fighting a PERSON will only increase that. well thats fine. mobei he's gonna toss ur human into a deathmatch against beasts rq ok? u wanna watch? if he gets too out of his depth you can step in he wont stop you but he knows you ALSO want to know what that little THANG is capeable of. nature doc mobei and binghe watching sqh in some demon forest. the wild qinghua, pressured out of its natural habitat. without greater predators to form symbiotic relationships with he must fend for himself. there comes the sunburst scorpion tailed bear goat- we shall soon see how the qinghua- OH HOLY SHIT HE RIPPED ITS HEAD OFF MOBEI YOUR SCRUNKLY RIPPED ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF

THEYRE TAKING HIM OUT OF HIS NATURAL HABITAT AND SPYING ON HIM OH this is good

He didn't know he was capable of it either

[wreathedwith]

From Japan Through John Lennon's Eyes: A Personal Sketchbook

[justvea18]

Do you think Achilles took care of Patroclus’ dogs after he died

He couldn't even take care of himself so that's unlikely :(

[mintartem]

Imagine in the mistress au though Poseidon has been claimed by the king that doesn’t stop from others trying to get with him.

Certainly didn’t stop those suitors from trying to get with Penelope.

And Poseidon?

Since he is a notorious manwhore would he soaking up the attention from any gentleman’s call.

Are you living in my walls? Because holy-! I had similar thoughts!!

Imagine in the mistress au though Poseidon has been claimed by the king that doesn’t stop from others trying to get with him. Certainly didn’t stop those suitors from trying to get with Penelope.

Darn right, it wouldn't! And besides, everyone can see that he and the king appear to not get along. (And yet, the king gains this possessive look in his eyes whenever anyone interacts with his... war prize? The mysterious man's origins remain unknown.)

Visiting nobles and diplomats tend to look and admire the servant that poured their drinks, the servant that the king ensures is in his sight at all times, the servant that holds himself in a demeanor that screams “royalty” making him stand out among the rest even more.

Ody sometimes gets offers from others to buy Poseidon from him, but he declines. Poseidon was given to him.

And Poseidon? Since he is a notorious manwhore would he soaking up the attention from any gentleman’s call.

Oh he totally would. He loves the attention. It's not the same as being worshipped, but it's good enough for him. He attracts both men and women of any social standing. He sleeps around with women, but he does flirt and tease men.

Gah!! I wanna design mistress AU!Poseidon so bad!

Also, I found this old (Vengeance Saga old) doodle in my gallery that is based off in this AU, but also works in the mistress AU. I’m pretty sure that this was my old Antinous design. But now? Just consider it a random guy or an OC. Yeah… Poseidon isn’t interested in this guy.

Okay now you made me assume that the Ithacans think [my version of] Poseidon is Ody’s eromenos.

[bunny-witch-bitch]

Can you imagine how convenient a butler would be?

Especially if he was infatuated with you.

all you’d have to do to be essentially worshipped would be to ring a bell.

“Yes Mistress?” He’d say, trying to calm his heart down from simply being in your presence.

“Would you do my laundry for me please? I want to go take that bath you just drew for me.”

And of course he’d be happy to. Honored, even that you chose him to sort through items you wore every day.

Items like your underwear…still warm from your thighs.

And it’s not like you’d know, of course. That your servant was sitting on a bed and huffing the scent of your pillow while he touched himself. His leaky red cock covered by the lace of your panties. He’d do your laundry after he was done! They were just so…warm..and fresh.

It wouldn’t be surprising if he spent his off days buying underwear and imagining they belonged to you. Wailing and pleading for you to sit on him and punish him at some random hotel. Poor, pathetic, slut.