#ask/send me more stupid shit

[cosmicluzer]

im gay

^pretty pony-worthy, if i do say so myself, but probs a middle school boy type-a confession

honestly, mood.

[sunspinecity]

50$ to print 10 of the same skin has always been so insane to me. you're telling me it's 50$ to print....only 10.....of a single skin....and that's normal. And not only is that normal, that's what's required for a skin shop. where ppl may not even sign up for 10 runs. and then you're left in the shitter with at minimum 1-4 skins nobody wanted (not to mention if some people decide not to pay afterward) that you have to just pray someone finds & buys on the auction house. And it's 50$. Uhuh. And then that's just the artist's issue and fault and we're gonna blame them instead of the fact that a 10 print run costs as much as groceries.

[ssreeder]

SORRY I KNOW U SAID U DONT WANT TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ANSWER THIS ASK OR U CAN ANSWER IT PRIVATELY IF YOU'D RATHER i just really cant shut up ever and one thing i cant stand is fic writers getting shit in any capacity like omg what is up with unsolicited 'advice'? in some ways i find it WORSE than if people were just actively rude bc it's so backhanded and passive aggressive that you can't really respond how you want to bc they're not technically being nasty and they say it under the guise of being 'helpful' and it's just YUCK. like shut up!!!! who even asked you!!!!! writing fic is a free, beautiful hobby and for some reason people feel entitled to it in ways they really wouldn't with literally any other hobby and it does my head in, so pls pls dont feel like ur being sensitive. that's the main reason im sending an ask bc i get you've acknowledged that it's annoyed you and why so again sorry if im beating a dead horse here, it's just i hate to see you undermining your feelings about something that IS genuinely really frustrating and disheartening. like it will never not baffle me how oblivious some ao3 commenters are to how much their words can impact a writer. just like you, 99% of all my comments are positive, and yet i can probably list verbatim the handful of not-so-nice comments ive had in the years ive been on ao3 bc they just STICK with me. so yeah. you're very valid and i know you dont need me to tell you but you've got a whole army of people who love your work and have your back, so just remember that when someone decides to be obnoxious xxx

Haha hella I adore you & I don’t ever want you to stop talking.

Yeah I think the reason it irked me more this time was because after I got a few scattered comments I didn’t enjoy I kindly asked people not to do it anymore & then the very next chapter someone did it lol. & even asked if I was getting enough sleep … like…. damn it… really?

again I do think I’m being sensitive because fuck it I’m probably not getting enough sleep haha but damn you don’t gotta call me out like that! Lol. & I get so many wonderful comments and fanart and asks and all that jazz but I can’t help but hyper-fixate on the one not so nice comment haha

& then I over think everything & it ruins the fun hobby I’m supposed to be enjoying lol

I love that you get it, thanks for always being so awesome & now for the second or third time coming to have my back. You’re the best hella :)<3

[moonlit-orchid]

good evening to everyone except a certain few fucking anons

[pepprs]

like it’s VERY very important to not text and drive. and i understand how dangerous it is to do that and to be distracted at all in any way for any amount of time on the road. i know it’s important to learn about these stories and bear witness to them. but i just think. like idk. watching multiple of them every day for 10 days (with a two day break halfway through for the weekend) is realy… like idk. i think after seeing a couple you can get the point. i don’t want to sound dismissive or lackadaisacal and im scared im sounding like that but i just am so freaked out by all of this and witb every new horror they’re showing us it’s scaring me worse.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[yikes-ajax]

Thinking about modern fantasy where teens having blackouts and restlessness take shitty online quizzes trying to figure out if they're a werewolf. It's always either you've been cursed by hircine or you got repressed trauma. There's a whole discourse in the werewolf community about people who aren't werewolves insisting they are, or people coming up with horrible at home ways to be turned into one (curses, potions, rituals, etc.).

[caruliaa]

all my og posts gettinng no likes for the past few days. so glad to see you all really care about me and my life and me as a person and not just the one post i reblog every once in a while that you would have reblogged from the next person to put it on your dash if i wasnt there

[cloudsthatglowinthenightsky]

*flops onto couch beside you* why do you tag all the things with among us sus i'm curious

hello!!! *couch therapist voice* i wanted to be funny (as you've probably guessed) but it's more than that! i had already been on tumblr for months before i started making and reblogging posts so i was familiar with individual tagging systems. i decided to start a tag for my original posts and my reblogs because i like organization. desperately trying to think of the most confusing and hilarious only to me tag possible, i stumbled on maybe the vaguest connection between "reblogging post" and "among us sus" possible. basically among us sus = suspicious imposter = person who is not me = reblogging posts. it's unclear whether the person i'm reblogging from is the imposter for showing up on my blog as not me, or if i am for putting the post on my blog without creating it. i really need to revamp my tagging system for organization purposes but also for more chances to be silly..... maybe i can just spontaneously start tagging things with no notice. yeah good plan

[fingertipsmp3]

Swear to god if I was actually a proper reddit user I’d be posting the stupidest AITA posts

[ravenkinnie]

Do you want like actual Jason smart data? Like Jason is a polygot or Jason can hack into Batman and Tim's computers or Jason had a 4.0 GPA. No matter if you like or dislike the character he is still way smarter and more capable than most people on tumblr.

I would ride this man's face so hard he would have to breathe with an oxygen tank for the rest of his life due to severe damage to his respiratory system from inhaling my pussy juice btw

[deadduvznap]

i fucking hate myself

[bsaka7]

Esteban/fernando student/professor 😳 or just uni au

I'm putting this under the cut cuz I'm embarrassed by it. Tw for inappropriate professor conduct? It's set right after graduation but like. Fernando you should probably not proposition your students on graduation day.

"You are coming to my house, no?" Fernando asked. He was wearing his dress robes. They made him look shorter than normal, the cap balancing jauntily on his head. It was strange to see him like this, instead of in his sneakers and white coat in the lab.

Esteban looked at his feet. He'd gotten his graduation gown from a friend who was shorter than him. It ended barely halfway down his calves. "My parents," he said, quietly.

Fernando laughed. "They are not staying with you, right? Bring them! Or come over after."

"Dr. Alonso."

"Fernando."

"Fernando. I can't."

Fernando clapped him on the arm. "Are you sure? You are a very good student. Spare a moment for your favorite professor."

Esteban grinned incredulously at him. When Pierre had told him what he thought was going on, Esteban had laughed. "Are you serious?" he asked because he didn't know what else to say.

Fernando's hand was still on his arm. He squeezed once. "Esti," he said, "Very much so."

Esteban sighed. It wasn't that he hadn't thought about it. It wasn't that he didn't know Fernando was leaving the university anyway, while Esteban had gotten a job in one of the other labs. It wasn't that he didn't like Fernando's house, that squat one-story thing with the bird feeders in the back that his neighbor refilled, the smooth wooden floors beneath his feet. He'd spent more nights than he should admit on Fernando's pull out couch, waking up to a hangover and the smell of crepes from the kitchen. It was just - he had never expected this time to actually come. For Fernando to follow through on his promises, for Esteban to act on his stupid, inappropriate crush.

Esteban was going out to dinner with his parents. He'd just walked across the graduation stage. He told Fernando yes.

[0celesteisthebest0]

AHH THE PAIN THE PAINNN(I’m being partially dramatic)

[fortunately-bi]

...... If I went on a hiatus for who knows how long again would y'all hate me....... 👉👈

[barredandromeda]

i hate change id rather die