#asmr reading poems

[113poemas]

ASMR Reading POEMS in Spanish Charles Baudelaire Dreams|| DISTANTE & EFÍ...

[raven-runes]

First time posting an audio recording of one of my poems on Tumblr (slightly nsfw).

[sleepycritterasmr]

love after love by derek walcott ♡ soft spoken poetry reading

[jennieix]

Sometimes you need to let time lead you to the right paths instead of faking and pushing yourself to places you think you belong.

Let progress guide you home.

-J

[cherienymphe]

Do you have any tips on studying the art of seduction or tapping into your sensuality as a woman? Books, movies, anything helps!

Rare topic of conversation alert but-

Forget men entirely. Tapping into your sensuality as a woman has nothing to do with men and everything to do with you and your love for yourself.

Date yourself. Court yourself. Move through life like you are in a relationship with you (because you are) and act accordingly. Treat yourself with care. Nourish your hair and skin and invest time + energy into making your mind and body feel good. Epsom salt baths, dancing, body oils, hair oils, buying yourself flowers, taking yourself on dates, meditation.

You can't be sensual if you're ignorant of and afraid of your own body. Familiarize yourself with it (stand naked in the mirror a lot, touch yourself non sexually a lot, study your own body a lot). You have to love your body and feel comfortable in your natural form. You have to feel confident and good both in and out of clothes.

That last part can intertwine with sexuality too. It's important to know what you like and what makes you feel good. It's healthy. Experimenting with self pleasure can help you learn a lot of things about yourself, some of them even non sexual.

Sensual means physically pleasing and it's related to the 5 senses, and taking the time to really indulge in those 5 senses will help you. We all know that things that are pleasing to the ear can have the power to relax us or turn us on, so listen to things that get your blood moving and make you feel warm. It could be asmr, it could be binaural beats, it could be a creator who reads stories and poems. I personally love to listen to Tom Hiddleston read poetry and short stories. He has a voice that is very audibly pleasing to me. Buy and wear scents that lift your mood, watch media or look at art that stirs up intense feelings. Indulge in touching things and things that feel good on your skin. Sleep naked, sit in the grass, walk on sand. Eat things that are very flavorful and juicy and messy lol. If you drink wine, I'd actually encourage you to research what kind of wine is best to drink with certain foods that really make flavors pop. Play music around the house, light scented candles or wax melts, give yourself massages. Just really indulge and take advantage of all of the senses that you can.

Look up sumrandomchick, zitacherry, and Anastasiamoongirl on tiktok

Movies/TV: kama sutra a tale of love, dangerous beauty (1998), The Borgias (Giulia Farnese and Lucrezia in particular), The Woman King, Moulin Rouge, Margarita With a Straw, The Handmaiden, She's Gotta Have It (2017), Belle de Jour (1967), Poor Things (I have yet to see this one but I have heard praises on its exploration of female sexuality). I personally don't want to recommend Memoirs Of A Geisha due to its wildly awful inaccuracies (so much so that the woman it's loosely based off of tried to sue the author I'm sure), however, if you take it with a grain of salt and have good discernment, there can be gems found in it.

[castrotophic]

not sure if anyone is interested in this but here is a list of the most joyfully vital poems I know :)

You're the Top by Ellen Bass

Grand Fugue by Peter E. Murphy

Our Beautiful Life When It's Filled with Shrieks by Christopher Citro

Everything Is Waiting For You by David Whyte

Lawrence Ferlinghetti Is Alive! by Emily Sernaker

Instructions for Assembling the Miracle by Peter Cooley

Barton Springs by Tony Hoagland

Footnote to Howl by Allen Ginsberg

Song of the Open Road by Walt Whitman

Tomorrow, No, Tomorrower by Bradley Trumpfheller

At Last the New Arriving by Gabrielle Calvocoressi

To a Self-Proclaimed Manic Depressive Ex-Stripper Poet, After a Reading by Jeannine Hall Gailey

In the Presence of Absence by Richard Widerkehr

Chillary Clinton Said 'We Have to Bring Them to Heal' by Cortney Lamar Charleston

Midsummer by Charles Simic

Today by Frank O'Hara

Naturally by Stephen Dunn

Life is Slightly Different Than You Think It Is by Arthur Vogelsang

Ode to My Husband, Who Brings the Music by Zeina Hashem Beck

The Imaginal Stage by D.A. Powell

Lucky Life by Gerald Stern

Beginner's Lesson by Malcolm Alexander

Presidential Poetry Briefing by Albert Haley

A Poem for Uncertainties by Mark Terrill

On Coming Home by Lisa Summe

G-9 by Tim Dlugos

Five Haiku by Billy Collins

The Fates by David Kirby

Upon Receiving My Inheritance by William Fargason

Variation on a Theme by W. S. Merwin

Easy as Falling Down Stairs by Dean Young

Psalm 150 by Jericho Brown

Pantoum for Sabbouha by Zeina Hashem Beck

ASMR by Corey Van Landingham

A Welcome by Joanna Klink

Presidential Poetry Briefing by Albert Haley

[kingofthe-egirls]

Psssst, you okay with writing a Luffy smut short? Surprise me, add your own prompt and twist love❤️

Hmmm ok! I’m in love with Luffy so im always ready to write about him lmao

(cw: modern au, livestreaming on PornHub, onlyfans, camming, rich!luffy, food mention, trashy romance novel au)

(a/n: this is gonna just be me completely self-inserting myself. i need it.)

***

Your long brown hair falls over one shoulder, fluffy and tangled from under your headphones. You’ve been streaming on PornHub for a while now, having built your career with OnlyFans and livestreaming. You’re proud of what you do, albeit a little exhausted.

Hey!

Someone types a greeting, and you smile in response. “Hey there! What’s up?” You put on lipgloss, smacking your lips close to the mic in case he’s into ASMR.

I like ur smile :)

“Aw, thanks!” You click on his name to add a gold star, favoriting the newcomer on vibes alone. “Whatcha into?”

Hmmm…

He types, and you give him room. Men are typing with only one hand, usually. You smirk. “I’ve got tarot, ASMR, blowjobs, cosplay…SPH and foot fetish, although those are extra,” you meet the camera’s fisheye, but only for a moment. Eye contact is hard, even virtually.

What’s sph?

“Small penis humiliation,” you reply, clicking through your playlist. Marina and the Diamonds, today. “How To Be A Heartbreaker” is a classic, and you smile. “D’ya like being made fun of?”

Nope! But that’s okay lol

You hum.

What’s tarot?

You pick up your deck from beside you on the table: the Goblin Market Tarot, based on one of your favorite poems. You love faerie tales. “It’s a form of divination! Or just a game, depending on how you use it. But it’s cool! You can ask questions about love, career, relationships. And then the cards will tell you something specific about what’s going on!”

You shuffle the cards, shiny and periwinkle, experimentally. “Wanna read? It’s only $5 in free chat, ‘less you want a longer reading in exclusive.”

kingofthepirates has tipped you $5!

“Okay!” You say, excited. Tarot readings are your favorite. You have youtube videos and tiktoks, too. “What’s your question? I only pull one card for free chat.”

What’s for dinner?

“Ha!” You laugh out loud, “Let’s see!”

You flip over a card. Two more fall out of the deck after it, and you place them on the table in front of you. You scooch your laptop a bit farther away, to give the cards room.

“Hmm,” you say, peering over the watercolor art, “Looks like a lot, whatever it is. Ten of crowns—that’s swords—in reverse, eight of wands, and nine of platters. That’s pentacles, or earth. Which means food, material wealth, clothing, even. What d’ya like to eat? He’s got a platter of pears,” you hold up the card for the camera, grinning slightly.

Meat! Lol

“Haha, okay!” You tap on the cards in front of you. “Looks like a big party, maybe some conflict going on. Maybe a buffet? Like you’re fighting over food. But ya don’t have to be, with ten of swords in reverse, there’s plenty of food to go around. D’ya like barbecue? That’s what I’m getting.”

I do!

You sweep the cards up, and place them back in the deck neatly. “Well, that’s what I have for you! I like barbecue too, maybe I should order ribs…,” you click through your browser tabs, opening DoorDash to see what’s up.

Omg no way!!! Sanji is having a barbecue tonight!

“Sanji?” You ask, distracted, “Is that your boyfriend?” You love teasing men about having boyfriends and such, being bisexual (and nonbinary) yourself. You like tipping on the scales of heteronormativity, in whatever way you can. It makes them blush.

Nooo lmao he’s my cook! My friend

“Cook?” You ask, teasing. “What are you, rich?”

Yep!

Your eyebrows fly halfway up your forehead, but you don’t say anything. You calmly put the tarot deck away.

“I’ve never had a cook before in my life,” you cross your arms on the desk, letting your back arch so your cleavage sticks out.

It’s fun! He loves cooking and he’s the best at it. I also have a bodyguard but he’s my friend too. He likes swords ⚔️

You giggle at the emoji.

“Well, you came to the right place if y’wanna spend money,” you flirt, glittering at the camera. You’re not wearing makeup, but the pink light you have set up overhead does wonders for your skin. Plus the ring light to the side adds a couple sparkles to your eyes.

kingofthepirates has tipped you $50!

“Holy shit,” you breathe, quickly adding VIP to the stranger’s folder. “Thanks, king!” You smile, beaming at the screen. Maybe bills aren’t gonna be so bad, this week.

Let’s go to a show :)

“Gladly,” you fiddle with the collar of your robe, already itching to get undressed for this man. You hope he’s cute. “Exclusive?”

Sure 😈

kingofthepirates is requesting an Exclusive show. Accept?

You click “yes.”

Obviously.

***

The boy is very cute, as it turns out. He’s fisting his cock in one hand, camera turned on, with a sculpted abdomen and veiny forearms. His camera doesn’t show his face, but that’s normal for you. His glistening six-pack and toned arms are enough for you to get wet, grinding in your desk chair as you suck off your silicone toy.

“This is so hot,” he moans, voice raspy and sweet. His mic is turned on, which you usually hate, but this time it’s cute. Your pussy is aching, and you need his cock inside you soon.

“Fuck—,” you manage out, in between licks up the silicone shaft, “Glad you like it,” you pant.

“Love it,” he whines, playing with the bronze cockhead. His fingers are long and thick, with splotchy bruises on the knuckles. You wonder if he’s a boxer, or something. Or maybe just a troublemaker who gets in a lot of fights.

You pinch your own nipples, having teased off your silk robe at the start of the show. Now, you’re naked besides your cotton underwear that you usually keep on. Pussy’s for the OnlyFans, babes.

You’re actually turned on, too.

“Mmm,” he groans, speeding up his pace. He’s probably gonna cum soon, unless you slow down your show. You teasingly poke the cock into your mouth, stretching out your cheek. You roll your eyes up, moaning like a hentai girl.

“C-can you deepthroat it?” He asks, panting. His voice is so sexy, oh my god.

“I can try,” you giggle, and slide the cock halfway down your throat. Your gag reflex triggers, and you cough as you pull it out. “Sorry, I’m not the best at deepthroats,” you slap the toy against your cheek. He moans, anyway.

“God, you’re good,” he grips his balls with his other hand, and you notice scars up and down his arms. He also has one shaped like an X on his chest. You wonder where he got those, if he really is a reckless fighter, having adventures you can only dream of.

“What do you do?” You ask, jumping up and down in your seat. Your tits jiggle, and he groans appreciatively.

“Wish I could touch you,” his voice cracks. His hand trails up his abdomen, playing with his own nipples a bit. His hands are wide and thick, and you lick your lips.

“Me too,” you confess, genuine. He’s one of the hotter clients for you. You set the dildo down so you can play with your own tits. They’re soft and heavy, and you bounce them in your hands.

“But, ah,” he palms his cock softly, “I’m a MMA fighter. What about you?”

“Besides this?” You ask, tossing too-long hair over your shoulder. It brushes against your bare skin, and you grimace. You pull it up into a bun instead. Your eyes glitter at the camera, and your lips purse. “I make content on PornHub, OnlyFans, and other places like YouTube and stuff. Cosplay, tarot, mostly blowjobs. But not—on the wholesome places,” you breathe a laugh. “I’m kinda everywhere, these days.” You pause, unsure of what to do. “Here, let me copy and paste my username.” You send the info in chat, hoping to get an extra $5 for the OnlyFans sub.

“I’ll hafta subscribe,” he flirts, “Can I see that ass again?”

You grin, flushing slightly, as you stand up and turn around. You grab your ass in both hands, squeezing heavy flesh tightly. You bounce up and down, letting him appreciate the jiggle. Your cellulite and curves are one of a kind, you know this. Not everyone is stick-thin and spray tanned, so when customers click on your page they know they’re getting something genuine, and special.

At least, you hope.

“Fuck, baby,” he drawls out, and you turn over just in time to see him cum. Thick bursts of semen paint his clenching abs, and you hum.

“Good job,” you praise him, and he laughs. You sit back down.

“Shishishi,” he giggles, and you blush. He’s mad cute, to be honest. He fiddles with his phone, bringing it up to his face for the first time. You hitch a breath.

He’s mad cute.

“Make sure you favorite me,” you breathe, staring at his boyish features and jet black hair. His face is flushed, handsome, with a curved scar under one eye. He’s grinning at you with crinkly eyes. “S-so you can come back,” you stutter. Flustered.

Shit.

“Already did!” He bites his lip. Flicks his eyes up and down his camera. Looking at you, still bared body and soul in front of him. You wanna touch, and badly.

“Wanna hang out?” He asks, face cooling down. He grabs a towel, and wipes off his belly. He gasps, breathy, and leans back in bed. The covers are crisp and cool, almost like a hotel.

“Sure,” you breathe, ticking down to see your showtime extending. Past ten minutes, now. Fuck yeah, you think, leaning back in your own chair. “Whatcha wanna talk about?”

“Read my tarot again,” he cocks an eyebrow, “And let me know what it’ll take to get you to go on a date with me.”

***

Epilogue:

Hey 😈

He messages you on Insta, and you bite your lip. You’re sitting cross-legged at a café, having taken yourself out for a treat after your very long show this afternoon.

Hi baby 😇

You respond, too quickly. Who cares? You sip your drink, a foamy dirty chai. It tastes like cinnamon and almond milk.

Look up 👀

Frowning, you flick your eyes up and around the café. There. He’s seated across the way, at one of the square little tables situated in the center of the room. You blanch. That’s never happened before. Was there an angel of sex work watching over you?

You hope so. You gulp as he stands to make his way over to you. He’s even cuter in real life, and all thoughts of danger and serial killers and making mistakes leave your brain in one, swift breeze. You grin.

“Heya,” you say, sitting back to cross your legs. Your warm latte sits in both hands. You clear your throat. “Nice to meetcha,” you extend a hand. He takes it, smiling and warm.

“Hi,” he takes the seat across from you, pulling it out with one hand. The iron legs scrape across the granite floor. There's an exposed brick wall behind irl kingofthepirates.

"Didn't think I'd see you here," you hedge, raising an eyebrow. "Do I need to be worried?"

He blanches, eyes wide. "N-no!! I swear I'm normal. I don't--live here, I'm visiting. I have a--a match tonight! D'ya wanna come see it? I can get you VIP seats." He scoots his chair closer, looking up at you from under pretty lashes. You purse your lips.

"Prove it."

He giddily takes out his phone, a very nice smartphone with a cute charm hanging from the side. You tilt your head, and see it's a little skull-and-crossbones. You smirk.

"Here!" He hands you his phone, sliding it across the table. "It's me!"

You see a YouTube video of a wrestling match: two muscular dudes with their hands wrapped in fists. One is wearing white-and-blue shorts with pink hair, tied back with a bandana. The other is kingofthepirates, wearing red shorts with his hair loose. It’s black and floppy in spikes. He jumps up and down a bit, getting ready. The bell dings, the ref moves, and the stadium around the ring erupts in lights.

King shuffles forward, fists up, and knocks the pink-haired guy out cold. “Holy shit,” you breathe, watching the match end after only one shot. “That’s you?”

“Yep!” He grins, “We’re having a rematch this afternoon. Wanna come? I’m gonna kick his ass.”

“Sure,” you decide, not having much to lose. “Can I bring a friend?”

“Boyfriend?” He asks too soon. You sip your drink.

“Girlfriend,” you correct, arching an eyebrow. “Is that a problem for you?”

He shakes his head. “Nah, as long as we can still do shows sometime.”

“Sure,” you say, nodding. “I liked your show.”

He smiles, wide and delicious, before going back to his phone to text someone furiously. “Lemme getcha two VIP seats. I wanna see ya after the show.”

“Okay,” you hum, letting him type. You lean back in your chair, pulling up your own phone. You text Nami, your girlfriend.

Babe? Ur not gonna believe this ☠️

***

[egokillr]

things to do while healing

++ some resources i recommend ✨

🍓 listen to music - calming music: lofi, jazz, frequency/ healing, asmr

☁️ bed yoga (there are vids on youtube <3)

🍓 drink tea - green tea, oolong, ginger & lemon

☁️ have snacks - granola bars, trail mix, chocolate, candy, mac and cheese, dumplings, rice, smoothies, fruit

🍓 play a video game - mario kart, spiritfarer, animal crossing, afterparty

☁️ watch a show/ movie

🍓 listen to subliminals

pr1sm, vetala, 24kglocks, v1per

☁️ write - script, write poems, vent, write a story

🍓 read - spirituality// loa authors - neville goddard, ekhart tolle, joe dispenza, don miguel ruiz

☁️ go outside / open windows

🍓 doodle / draw

☁️ clean room

🍓 go out and treat yourself to something (even if it’s small!)

☁️ aromatherapy - incense, candles, essential oil diffusers

🍓 meditate

☁️ watch your favorite youtuber

🍓 take a shower / bath (you can be as extra or as simple as you feel)

☁️ pamper yourself - have fun with makeup, clothes, accessories, etc.

🍓 try eft tapping (videos on youtube)

… side notes from me 💭

it’s okay to move slowly through life right now. it’s okay to accept yourself where you are— and its also okay to create a whole new version of yourself in this time. there is no rush! the only thing that really matters in this time is your wellbeing. the things you do are subjective to everyone- you decide what feels right for you. it’s important to know that you’re not alone. however, recovery is possible. there is hope for anyone, no matter what position you’re in 💓

- be gentle with yourself luv <3

[nanawritesit]

Random Headcanons I Have For The DDLC Girls 💞

Monika:

favorite pocky flavor is almond crush

loves cappuccinos

wants to learn ballet

does pilates (and is super into the pink pilates princess aesthetic)

is obsessed with skincare

her dream date is a picnic on a sunny day

a dog person, especially smaller dogs

listens to penelope scott and mitski

likes to listen to music on vinyl records

favorite flower is lily of the valley

wants to learn french

loves art museums and studying art history

wears almond shaped acrylic nails

favorite animals are deer and butterflies

favorite movies are girl interrupted, the virgin suicides, gone girl, and jennifer’s body

loves cheesecake, especially the blueberry kind

reads sylvia plath poems every night before bed

Yuri:

wants to study abroad in london

prefers dark chocolate over milk

favorite pocky flavor is matcha green tea

favorite bubble tea flavor is purple taro

spends so much time doing her eyeliner every morning trying to get her wings to match perfectly

has definitely tried slam poetry at some point

listens to black veil brides and my chemical romance

thinks snakes are really cool and wants one as a pet really bad

collects fancy stationary

is addicted to perfume, her favorite scents are jasmine and vanilla

wants to learn the cello

is subscribed to watcher on youtube

listens to true crime podcasts

falls asleep to asmr videos

her favorite movies are all of the tim burton ones, especially corpse bride

has an intense hair care routine

Natsuki:

went through an ouran high school host club phase, she won’t admit it but her favorite host is tamaki

has a full gaming pc setup… pink cat ear headphones and everything

a twitch streamer

listens to hatsune miku

plays cooking mama

convinced all of them to go to a cat cafe

collects sanrio merchandise (her fav is my melody)

loves sailor moon, her favorite scout is definitely sailor mars

wants to cosplay but is too nervous

a crystal collector, has an altar full of rose quartz

HATES exercise

collects keychains and pins of her favorite characters

loves buying cute socks with fun patterns

writes fan fiction on tumblr and actually has a lot of followers

is obsessed with strawberries

Sayori:

prefers pancakes over waffles

has a squishmallow addiction

plays animal crossing

always plays as baby peach in mario kart

favorite cereal is fruity pebbles

only orders hot chocolate at coffee shops

wants rainbow sprinkles every time she eats ice cream

is a huge kpop stan, definitely stans twice and collects their photocards. her bias is probably sana or nayeon

loves christmas and carefully planned out the perfect presents to give the girls, also organized a christmas party for all of them

cuts her own hair

wears a lot of blush and collects different brands, especially ones with cute packaging

ALSO collects sanrio merchandise, but her fav is cinnamoroll

loves studio ghibli movies! especially my neighbor totoro and kiki’s delivery service

drinks chocolate milk with every meal

[prettyniji]

luxiem + shoto with reader that can play the violin? :)))

authors note: thank you so much for requesting !! i love the violin so much i wish i could play (〃ꇴ〃) i hope you enjoy my writing ! this is such a specific request so sorry if they are too short (っ◞‸◟ c)

all writing is mine and mine only !! no reposting ,,, this isnt proofread very well sorry for any mistakes or typos !

characters: vox akuma; mysta rias; ike eveland; luca kaneshiro; shu yamino; shxtou

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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ luxiem & shoto; you play violin ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

ʚɞ vox akuma ʚɞ

would be so proud of your skills and how far you've come with the instrument

might ask you to record you playing some violin for behind one of his asmr streams ପ(⑅ˊᵕˋ⑅)ଓ

vox is the type to brag about you playing violin to everyone he talks to, no one is safe from hearing about how proud he is of you

when you practice playing, he sits near you and just watches you adoringly, maybe even recording you practicing because he thinks you look so beautiful when you are immersed in the music

more under the cut!

ʚɞ mysta rias ʚɞ

his stream has gotten used to hearing soft violin from outside of his room

the first time you practiced while he was streaming, chat asked if he still had music on in the background, to which mysta had to explain that you're practicing a few pieces in the next room (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡

i don't think he would watch you play as to not be a distraction or bother you, but when you finish he would come into the room and tell you how well you played

ʚɞ ike eveland ʚɞ

another one to ask you to play for some background music for his streams !!

might purposely stream while you are practicing just so he can talk to chat and have your music in the background

would write poems or novels while you play, as you are his muse and bring him inspiration whenever you play ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

would definitely say you should get further lessons and possibly play in competitions, and he would go to every single show ♡︎

ʚɞ luca kaneshiro ʚɞ

luca's a big scary mafia boss, so i can imagine whenever he has meetings he has you play music, or at parties you provide music along with kisses for him ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭

no doubt watches you like a hawk though, you're his pride and joy so he doesn't let too many people know about you to not endanger you (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

if you have violin competitions or shows he might either go undercover, or forget to go undercover and scare away the audience, OR would buy out the entire theatre so you only play for him ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

ʚɞ shu yamino ʚɞ

another one to go to shows !! might even learn some piano so you can play together like some your lie in april type shit .. except neither of u die .

would love for you to teach him how to play too, making it a small hobby in which he gets to spend more time with you ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡

but he mainly prefers to watch you play and get lost in the music, believing that you look best when you are in the moment playing violin ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡

ʚɞ shoto ʚɞ

shoto is the type to learn how to play the instrument in secret, so he can surprise you and impress you (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

would also love for you to maybe collab with him, where you play violin and he sings with it!!

when you practice he would hum along with the instrument if he knows the piece

would ask you to play the howl's moving castle song so he can use it in the background of some of his streams ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

thank you for reading and i'm sorry they are really short ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

[the-fangirl-diaries]

111 Thoughts I Had While Watching: The Edge of Love (2008)

 Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, and oh, would you look at that. 

Keira can sing? 

1940s? London Blitz? Based on a true story? Tissues on hand. 

Childhood friends to lovers sounds like a good plot. 

Smoking is bad for you, kids. Don’t do it. 

Wait, he’s married and a dad? This will be interesting. 

Tommy Shelby? Ariana What are you doing here? 

Man, the handkerchief line was smooooooth! 

Vera giving Caitlin her number? They were definitely flirting. 

Getting serious Moulin Rouge vibes with the coloured spotlights. 

Tommy do be smitten like a lovesick kitten and I love it. 

LOOK AT THAT SMILE, I’M IN LOVE! 

“When he looks at me, and I look at him!” ~ Vera, maybe. 

His name’s William. 

THEM FLIRTING, AGH! 

Imagine having a good drink and then the earth shakes. 

“They all melt at the sight of a uniform.” VERA, I AM A PUDDLE! 

He’s walking her home? Where can I find me a gentleman like that? 

“A sad poem about a 100 year old man. Great.” ~ Caitlin, definitely. 

Caitlin loves Dylan, Dylan loves Vera, Vera loves Dylan, Will loves Vera. 

Not a love triangle, a love rectangle?  

Cillian, when will you do ASMR with that voice? 

Vera and Caitlin reading in bed together. They’re in love, Your Honour. 

Caitlin if all you’re good for is nurturing his talent, break up with him! 

Another air raid? 

Stopping a street fight without violence? Will, marry me already. 

Again, don’t smoke kids. Unless you’re a movie character. 

CILLIAN SINGS? WHAT? HOW THE -- HOW DID I NOT KNOW? 

“Dylan, Caitlin, I’m right there. Why are you --” ~ Vera, definitely. 

Vera, if you don’t dance with William, then move over, let me have him! 

The way he comforts her after the air raid? WHERE ARE MY TISSUES? 

“You have a raindrop running down your cheek, like a tear.” I CAN’T! 

“No word of mine will ever hurt you.” WILLIAM, I BEG YOU TO STOP! 

They’re doing the spicy time now and I’m crying. Thanks. 

NO, MOTHER, I AM NOT OKAY! 

“That should be me.” ~ Dylan, maybe. 

Dylan, enough, she’s in love with someone else, okay?! 

“Don’t write poems for me anymore?” Caitlin dump his sorry butt. 

Vera.....why are you looking at Dylan like that? Sus. 

William’s been posted? No!!! 

NOT WILLIAM BEING ADORABLE!!!! 

Dylan and Vera were childhood lovers. See, I was right! 

Why shouldn’t she tell William about it? 

Two girls, chillin’ in a tub, five feet apart, cause they’re not gay. 

Happy music time. 

“FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, EH? WHY’D YOU KISS HER?” ~ William. 

And now they’re singing together in Welsh. A love song, I guess? 

Oh, I know where this is going and I don’t like it. 

The way Caitlin tried to cheer William up. Awwww. 

“Love me, love me, say that you love me,” ~ William, maybe. 

All he’s asking is for honesty, girl! 

You can’t even tell him you love him? HE’S GOING OFF TO WAR! 

Why did I half expect her to shout “I love you” before he got on the plane? 

He’s so poetic even in his letters. 

Oh, no. She’s got the sicky icky which means she’s pregnant. 

She doesn’t want the baby, and yet -- hold on! 

A nurse telling Vera not to scream and Caitlin telling her off. ICONIC! 

A birth and an arm amputation? What an.... interesting parallel. 

Imma just skip over this part because it’s sad and a bit graphic. 

Okay, now she’s in Wales writing a letter telling William to come home. 

“It’s not what I married you for?” GIRL, WHAT? 

I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG!!! *sniffles* 

Wait, Dylan’s got a new woman? I’m not surprised, just disappointed. 

“If you were a man, I’d fancy you.” ~ Caitlin. 

YES, CAITLIN, GET HIM!!!! 

You sleep with other women because you’re a poet? WHAT? 

I write poetry and I don’t have a partner, but if I did, I wouldn’t CHEAT! 

You know what, you and Vera deserve each other. I’m done with this. 

See? Even the patrons at the bar know something’s up with them. 

Who’s looking after the kids while Caitlin’s on her bike? 

Don’t drink and bike, okay? 

Just friends, huh, Vera? Why’d you kiss him on your wedding day, then? 

He can’t even play with his kid? That’s sad. 

Flushing the poem down the toilet? Not what I expected but good on you. 

LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE HER CRY!!! 

Now you’re taking a bath together? What’s William gonna think, huh? 

Poor boy is shell-shocked. 

I thought you said you were going to tell him you love him. 

He can’t even hold or look at his child because he knows the truth. 

Now he’s broke because you spent all his money. 

See? Told you he’d find out. 

Wait, what’s the child’s name? Rowatt? That’s a new one for the books. 

I already have a bad feeling about this Anita person. 

IT WASN’T THE BRITISH WHO RISKED THEIR LIVES!? WHAT?! 

Will had to watch a soldier’s arm be amputated! 

Dylan, you’re friends with these people!?

You have the AUDACITY to LAUGH while he’s having a breakdown? 

She’s just antagonizing him at this point. *sips water.* 

I shouldn’t say it’s okay that he slapped her, but SHE HAD IT COMIN’! 

William, whatever you’re thinking about doing, don’t. 

Going to your wife’s boyfriend’s house with a weapon.... Oh, no. 

You weren’t aiming for anyone, but still, not the best idea, love. 

He told Caitlin what happened. 

Aww, he’s sad because there’s a bruise on Vera’s cheek.  

And because he scared Caitlin’s son and doesn’t like the screaming. 

COME ON VERA, MAKE A SMART CHOICE FOR ONCE! 

Thank you. I am this close *spreads arms out* to forgiving you. 

Okay, this moment with William and his son? I’m crying again, darn it!!! 

“Lashes like feathers, like yours.” WILLIAM! MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT!  

Not surprising the police are involved after the incident. 

See? Caitlin wonder’s if the kid is Dylan’s, too. 

“You’re my friend.” SAYS THE GIRL WHO SLEPT WITH BESTIE’S MAN?

Asbestos walls? Aren’t they dangerous nowadays? 

“Scratch my head, Cat.” No, Dylan. Kiss my- Oh, look a rainbow! 

How was he supposed to know the walls were poorly built? 

If you can’t live without him, why’d you cheat on him, then? 

“It’s my firm belief that he tried to murder me.....” 

FORGET DEEP BREATHS, I’M SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW. 

Wait! No evidence of murder? Yay, I guess? 

NO, NOT A HAPPY CAITLIN AND VERA MONTAGE OF THE PAST? 

Everyone made peace with each other. That’s nice. 

I was half expecting a sad ending, but I’m so glad it wasn’t. Also, no, I didn’t cry a hundred times, what are you talking about?! 

[raven-runes]

Audio recording of my poem 'Will You Dare?".

Well... Will you?

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hi hello !!! I'm here for the Redacted Audios match-ups, sooo Here ya go !!!

Punching Bag by Set it off, I love that band. I've been listening to them since middle school. I like when it says, “So say goodbye to your Mr.Nice Guy you got your wish, he’s rotting in hell..”, cuz that’s when the beat drops and I just like how it sounds. 

So I took the test just for this and apparently I’m type 5 “the investigator”. I don’t really know much about this but hope that tells you whatever you need to know. 👁👄👁👍

Not really, but I do love watching movie and drama video essays as background noise while I’m doing something else.

I didn’t have an imaginary friend...so…💀👌. Nah you know what let me make up one. His name was Bob the builder and he was the filler for my absent father figure. 😀👍

I usually end up falling asleep while listening to ASMR, I mean one of the reasons I love ASMR is cuz its great background noise.

I’ve never really wanted to change my name, but I think names like Hyacinth and Rain are pretty cool. They sound like character names and also I love nature so it’s like the perfect match up.

At the moment I really like listening to Milo’s play-through of the Mortuary Assistant. I just find it entertaining to watch and, again, I like to put it as background noise.

Ollie (sorry), I just don’t really find him interesting at all. Which I get he isn’t trying to be a super complex character, like that isn’t his purpose, but because I just don’t have much feelings for him.

H2O just add water and Mako Mermaids were my shit when I was little, and even now I still go back from time to time, I’ve watched all the seasons of both series multiple times over and to this day I continue to be a mermaid fanatic.

I LOVE HUXLEY WITH ALL MY HEART !!! LIKE HE IS SO WHOLESOME AND COMFORTING I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM.

Not really, at least not that I know of, but I do love knowing random fun facts about miscellaneous subjects. More specifically about Greek mythology, space, and folklore.

Gatorade with a ham sub sandwich.

I don’t really know if you are asking about music or ASMR so I will give you both. I’m currently obsessed with ‘EPIC the musical’ . It's a musical about the Greek poem ‘The Odyssey’.

My guilty pleasure is, very predictably, ASMR. I just find it relaxing and I love the stories that can be told through. 

Other stuff about me: I’m a Taurus and my mbti is INTJ. uuh I don’t really know what else to say so I hope this is enough info about me. This was pretty fun. I felt like I was having an interview about myself. :]

Ahhh, a Type Five, INTJ, oh, that is fun (and the same stats as Sherlock Holmes probably). Intellectual, curious, thoughtful, always thinking, always learning… I think a little serenity might do you some good.

Something about the way you talk about background noise while you work and relax makes me wonder how busy your brain must be; does that make sense? (I’m the same way, like I need mental fidget toys to focus properly?) I imagine Cam would be so helpful in that respect, with his even voice and his soothing demeanor.

You know what would be so lovely that I could absolutely imagine? Cam strikes me as a pretty old daemon, not as old as Vega but older, distinguished… the type to love Shakespeare, Dickens, the classics. Just imagine leaning your head on his shoulder as he reads to you, whatever book of whatever country’s lore your heart fancies that day. You get a nap, he gets a snack, everybody’s happy~!

Song:

When your legs don't work like they used to before/ And I can't sweep you off of your feet/ Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love/ Will your eyes still smile from your cheek

I don’t know how I feel about mixing Cam with Ed Sheeran either, I’ll admit, but it’s the vibes. Man strikes me as a romantic who likes a slower, sweeter kind of song- the kind you don’t necessarily dance to but hold each other and sway, you know? (Also, to throw a little bitter in with that sweet, he would actually love you until your legs don’t work like they used to before… and then some. Probably forever.)

Runner-Ups:

Lowkey, I like Morgan for you because he gives off a lot of the same vibes as Cam: sweet, understanding, a good listener. Elliott, I like for you because he would have lost his mind at your absent father figure joke. Don’t ask me how I know that, but he just would definitely have that sense of humor. It would make him literally lol, and that’s just fun /pos

Note: I feel you I’ve had Warrior of the Mind stuck in my head for weeks

Tell me about yourself, answer some fun questions, and I’ll match you with the Redacted boy I ship you with the most! 💌

[hongjoongscafe]

First of all, I'm so sorry for making you wait forever😔. Second of all, thank you @nanibecute for helping me💓💓💓. It was much needed. You portrayed Yunho and Mingi so accurately😭

Just imagine

Dear husbands

Seonghwa

The let-me-do-it husband

Every time she tries to do something, he butts in and does it himself

He loves to see her relaxed and fluffy

"Your hands will get rough, Jagi"

Loves to buy her clothes and spoil her

Records ASMR exclusively for her

Cooks her favorite dinner every time he comes home before her

Always makes dirty jokes with a smirk and narrow eyes

Reads romantic novels out loud before going to bed

He loves kids but forgets about the chaos they create

"J-Jagi! Come home soon, Soo-Young is crying for like an hour, and Nabi is playing with your makeup... IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!"

Freaks out easily when it comes to the kids

Makes sure that her period supplies are stocked

Always learns more and more about it

"Jagiya, our daughter is gonna grow up one day, I don't want to be clueless about all of this. I want to make sure that she is fine"

Hongjoong

The clingy and jealous type

He would love to keep her with him

Asks her to join him in the studio for late-night sessions

"Yeboooo, everyone is stressing out here... Come here to me. Bring me some Soju too hehe"

Writes romantic poems and songs for her

Sings lavender blues every night (yes, I said this in a hc before. I really think he would do that T_T)

Hates when she goes back to her parents when he is not able to go

"Yebo, you not gonna take me"*puppy eyes*

Acts like a pouty child in that situation

Loves to paint on clothes along with her

His jealous ass is always on the toes

Anybody coming close to his Yebo is poisonous for him

He would probably pass dirty looks

Never lets her cover the hickey.

"You should never hide who you belong to"

He even gets jealous when other members come around her

Sets some ground rules for every guy he knows

Yunho

The favorite son-in-law and boyfriend material turned into husband material type

He loves to be goofy

Annoying her most of the time

Her mother loves him a lot

Definitely calls him first or call her to ask about him

Grocery shopping is their type of one day trip

His big puppy eyes scanning through the shelves is her favorite site

Tries to add some extra smacks but gets caught

"I-I was just seeing it"

Probably brings the trolley to the car with Mrs. Jeong sitting inside it with other bags

Telling the lamest jokes while cuddling at night

Biting her earlobe every two minutes

Eager to become a father

Would be shocked after finding out about their first pregnancy

Jumping around, he would call Mingi and would make a poor attempt to tell him the good news

Loves to keep her favorite dishes on the top shelf

Because

He loves to see her struggle with her big belly to get the dishes down and ask him to help while lovingly caressing her belly

Yeosang

The I-don't-care-but-I-do-secretly type

Never expresses his love through words

But always do little stuff

Holding the door open, placing a hand above her head while she gets out of the car, shows her cute videos when she is upset

She knows about this and appreciates the efforts just like usual

Gives her smiles all the time

Massages her feet at the end of the day

Loves to diss people who hurt her

Watches cheesy K-dramas with her and pulls out tissues when she is crying while the main characters kiss after a dramatic shot

Arranges little dates at less rushy places

Asks her to hold his arm while walking around

"Did you eat today? Do want me to bring home something? Should I order takeout?"

His love lives in little things

San

The cute and snuggly type

He would probably snuggle her from the back and bury his nose in her neck

Loves to have plushies around him

Makes breakfast in bed, shirtless

Grabs her ass all the time

"It's alright, let others know who you belong to"

Always keeps his hand on her lower back

Going on double dates with other members

Weekend trip is must

Loves to teach his children video games

Gives back scratches at night while she lays her head on his chest while watching Netflix

Brings some candy every time he comes back home

Calling her "mommy" while talking to his cat

"Look at mommy, she is gorgeous"

Mingi

The baby-like husband

He is INNOCENT

Acts more like her child than her husband

Gets shy in front of everyone whenever she says or shows her love

Hides behind her when she tells the staff that they got the order wrong

Always seems lost

Probably will wake her up to the smell of burnt pancakes

He can't cook but he tries that fact makes her heart swell with love

"Ah, I'll learn to cook one day"

Always worried about her leaving her for good even after a year of marriage

"Are you going to leave me?"

Loves to be the submissive one (non-sexual)

Loves to be babied

But the thought of having the first baby with her makes him nervous

She knows he will make a perfect father in the future

Practices hairstyles on her

"When our princess will grow into a toddler or when she starts going to school, I'll do her hair"

Wooyoung

The LOUD husband

Oh, he loves to annoy the hell out of her

Often screams while they play video games

"Baby! Let me win for once!!!"

Admires her while she cooks

When he cooks, he loves to teach her new recipes

*it's her second favorite thing to do with him;)*

Goes on shopping with her all the time

"We should definitely buy a new game and oh, will watch the new anime tonight"

Loves to show off his beautiful wife

"I have the most beautiful potato *kissy face*"

Gets paranoid if she misses his calls

He would call the whole office to make sure she is not dead

Never gets tired of listening to her

Learns a new sexy choreography only for her

His savage attitude wakes up if someone shades his girl

PDA is his thing

Sensually runs his fingers along her arms, back, neck, and then finally kisses

Dresses like her favorite anime character

The first favorite thing to do with him is just being with him (get your head out of the gutter:))

Jongho

The tough one

But always shies away when she tells him "I love you"s

Just like Yeosang, he has trouble saying it too

He always replies with "Nado"

Stands in front of her when he doesn't like someone talking to her

Her parents love him for always being so attentive and taking care of their daughter

Brings flowers weekly

But he brings the most expensive bouquet on their anniversary along with other beautiful gifts

"Happy Anniversary, Jagi. S-sara-saranghae"

Tries to be tough and breaks apples to intimidate her

Well, he fails when she giggles and opens her arms for him to hug her

Not a huge fan of skinship

But

With her, it's the blessing he says

Loves the idea of having kids

"I would make them so strong that at the age of six, they will know how to break a watermelon with just a punch"

When she gets late at night, he brings her back home himself to make sure she is alright

He doesn't know that she knows about him saying 'saranghae's and kisses her face when she pretends to be asleep...

Masterlist

[heimeldat]

For the character ask meme: the fifth doctor

1. Could you take them in a fight?

Lol no. Five might not be the most physically robust Doctor, but he still has Gallifreyan strength, plus training (however rusty) in Venusian Aikido. He's also really good at looking Very Disappointed in You and making you feel like a horrible person for fighting him.

2. Would you let them cook for you?

Er...maybe. I suspect he's more trustworthy in a kitchen than most of his other selves, but that doesn't mean he can actually cook. Or rather, he probably knows how to cook well enough, but gets distracted halfway through, crawls under the table to think about something, and completely fails to notice the oven timer going off.

3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?

Passable. Probably better than my usual self-inflicted haircut.

4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?

He'd probably forget it was my birthday until halfway through the day, then suddenly remember, dither about trying to dig something suitable out of the TARDIS attics for me, and ultimately decide to just take me somewhere nice. Except it wouldn't be nice and we'd barely escape alive, so...not exactly a great present.

5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?

No two videos would be the same in style, but it would all be some variation on ASMR, either accidentally or on purpose. One week he posts a 4 hour video of himself sitting on the floor fixing something surrounded by the soft hum of the TARDIS engine and the occasional clink of tools and no other noise at all. The next week he posts a video of himself reading aloud from an untranslated Silurian epic poem. The week after that, it's a tour of an abandoned mine filled with the drip and echo of water and the Doctor's soft but excited commentary about the fascinating types of rock in the walls - except he forgets humans can't see as well as Time Lords, so the screen is pretty much black the whole time. I would absolutely be subscribed.