#astro hacks

[clarynewme]

How to Find Your Future Spouse’s Big 3 Using Your Moon Chart🦋🐇💜🌙

I think I’ve mentioned this personal technique before, but just in case, let me break it down again:

You can find your Future Spouse’s (FS) Big 3 (Rising/Moon/ Sun) by looking at your Moon Chart’s 7th lord and its sign + house placement.

Here’s how to do it:

Pull up your Moon chart (Chandra Lagna = treat your Moon sign as the Ascendant).

Find the 7th house from there.

Note the sign and the planet ruling that sign - that’s your 7th lord in the Moon Chart.

Look at the house and sign it’s placed in.

Example:

Moon in Leo → Aquarius is the 7th house

Aquarius is ruled by Saturn and let's say Saturn is in Aquarius in the 7th house.

That means your 7th lord is Saturn in Aquarius 7H.

Your FS may have Aquarius, Leo, Aries or Libra in their Big 3.

(I also count Aries or Libra because saturn is in 7th house which is ruled by libra and aries is opposite sign of libra)

NOTE:

The 7th lord from the Moon represents your emotional partner - someone your soul craves, who can make you happy😊.

Try it out and let me know if it resonates with your partners/exes or even people you know👌.

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Original method by @clarynewme. Please give credit if sharing - do not copy or claim as your own.

[st4rryyynight]

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[dandysworldhcs]

I feel like the anon wall is just a list of every anon you capture and occasionally feed headcanons.

- Halloween Hack anon

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-Mod Astro

[lunarianscripts]

Astrology: Mastered Lessons (Astrological Hack)

It's important to remember there are "Mastered Lessons" behind every correspondent in Astrology;

North Nodes and South Nodes are important to determine this, because it's a representation of the Past (South Node) we've already mastered that we're supposed to use for the Future/Present (North Node) that we're meant to reach, but similar to the Nodes, we are actually supposed to apply that principle to the entirety of the Zodiac Wheel.

For instance: People were never supposed to associate Worth (Taurus) to their Possessions or Finances (Taurus), it was always meant to be tied to who they are as a Person (Aries); People will always be inherently priceless, because there's nobody in the world that's exactly the same, so the greatest Asset (Taurus) that anyone could possibly have is Themselves (Aries). ⠀ Want to learn more about Astrology? Click here! Want to book a session with me? Click here!

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[rainb0wz-of-tragedy]

there was a bobette exploiting in an rp server lol

[themagikmirror]

✨Square Square Biz Nov. 2023 - Written Summary

Although the assignment in November has been made amply clear through this collective reading and others (catch up on Retrograde Receipts & TikTok content). We still have two major forces competing for power in our lives before the month’s end : Scorpio & Aquarius. These forces represent real situations and conflicts happening right now. These zodiac signs represent what both sides of conflict bring to the table. Our job is to alchemize it in a way that benefits and aligns us with what’s best. Here's a written summary of the video content. Watch the video for more info. The 3 Squares of November 2023 present major challenges and road blocks that could stop us from reaching upgrades moving into 2024. We've made it too far to be defeated and miss The Open Road. Ending 2023 is an energetic battle. “Raising Your Vibration” is the assignment.

Ultimately, I believe Spirit wants us to choose the path of Freedom, without totally forgetting our bodies, boundaries and emotions. The question is : can we muster up blind faith to get us through tough spots, awkwardness and uncertainty?

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[clarynewme]

Short Astro Observations 🌌💫🧊

1. When Rahu-Ketu transits hit the same or opposite signs of your D9 Rahu-Ketu axis, expect fated shifts in your love life 👀💋. These can trigger soulmate/future spouse meetings or karmic reconnections.

2. Moon-Rahu conjunction in synastry can indicate heightened fertility 🤰 and a strong emotional-psychic bond 🥺. Rahu expands what it touches, and when it's the Moon (symbol of the mother), it can amplify nurturing instincts, reproductive urges😳 and even lead to "fated parents" vibes. This aspect often feels destined ✨, like you were meant to create something together.

3. Mars square Uranus individuals (tropical chart) can be restless, impulsive, defiant, and wildly unpredictable🔥⚡. They can be magnetic/unique, but emotionally volatile- prone to anger outbursts🧨 or detachment periods🍃. Relationships with them can feel like a rollercoaster 🎢, you never know what to expect.

4. If you're curious whether a man is ready to commit🔒 or get married💍, check his Saturn in the D9 (Navamsa) chart 🪐. Saturn shows maturity and karmic responsibility⏳. Now look at the transits of Saturn (especially), Jupiter, and Rahu to that Saturn.

But here’s a warning: if Ketu transits over his D9 Saturn (and he doesn’t already have that combo or Ketu energy natally), it can trigger emotional detachment, disillusionment, or even a breakup/divorce 🥲💔.

Note: This post is based on general patterns and observations. The way a placement plays out can really depend on the sign, house, aspects and overall condition of the chart. Every chart has its own story, so always take what resonates and look at the bigger picture.

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inspired by @musexmessenger (TikTok)

[airosuiren]

𝔈𝔭𝔦𝔩𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔢: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔒𝔫𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 ℌ𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔎𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔩 𝔗𝔬

A/N: You know what’s better than revenge? Power they have to bow to. This sequel isn’t about getting even. It’s about standing so far above the ones who left you bleeding that they have to look up — and ask permission — just to survive. This isn’t a comeback. This is an empire. Built from everything they discarded. Ruled by the one they never thought would outgrow them. And this time? It’s your rules. Your game. Your throne. Let's rebuild Gotham — with [Y/N]'s foot on its throat. 🖤👑

Thank You @arislia for this Idea!

𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔱 1, 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔱 2, 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔱 3, 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔱 4

Gotham rotted faster than anyone expected.

Crime evolved. Corporations hollowed the city out. Politicians sold off everything that wasn’t nailed down. It wasn’t Joker or Riddler or Two-Face that broke Gotham this time.

It was greed.

And for once, fists and gadgets weren’t enough.

They needed something else. Someone else.

They needed you.

They sent Dick first. Always the diplomat. He showed up to your office in Metropolis—sleek, fortified, guarded by systems he couldn't even begin to hack.

You let him sit.

You didn’t offer him coffee.

You didn’t offer him forgiveness.

"Gotham needs you," he said.

You didn't flinch. "Gotham never wanted me."

He swallowed. It looked painful.

"We were wrong," he said.

You leaned back in your chair, studying him like you would any desperate client. "Yes."

No anger. No bitterness. Just truth.

When he left, he promised Bruce would reach out.

You didn’t wait by the phone.

Bruce came two weeks later. No cowl. No cape. Just a man who looked older, heavier, carrying more regret than pride.

"I failed you," he said.

You said nothing.

There was nothing he could say that would rebuild what he broke. Some things aren’t healed. They’re replaced.

"Gotham will fall without you," he said.

You tapped your pen against your desk. "It already did."

He didn’t argue.

He only said, "Help us. Please."

And for a second, you saw it—the boy in the Manor who waited by doors that never opened. The ghost who stopped hoping.

You closed the file in front of you.

"Here are my terms."

You weren't offering charity.

You were offering dominion.

If Gotham wanted saving, it would be on your terms. Your systems. Your vision.

And they would have to kneel to it.

To you.

You weren't their forgotten child anymore.

You were the architect of their survival.

And this time, they'd never forget it.

A/N: They made you beg. They made you bleed. They made you a ghost. And you made yourself a god. They came asking for help — and they had to kneel for it. Not because you needed the validation. But because survival itself finally had your name written all over it. You weren't the child at the edge of the cave anymore. You weren’t the mistake they tried to forget. You were the architect of Gotham's future. The hand on the city's pulse. The memory they could never erase — because you became the only thing keeping them alive. And they would never, ever forget again.

—Your still-smirking, still-scorched, empire-crafting author 🖤🔥

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[dandysworldhcs]

https://www.tumblr.com/dandysworldhcs/773950154878468096/every-main-has-some-kind-of-magic-its-just-more?source=share

holy shit this is a great hc.

Heres my two cents on this take:

Hear me out, what if their power thingy correlated to the stat they had 5 stars in, as well as taking their ability into play.

Astro: He has his 5 star stealth, and ability gives out stamina. Im thinking his magic moreso acts like gifts in disguise. A la nova effect (where something bad turns out to lead to something good).

His magic gifts stamina, which may seem pretty worthless to the average toons, but can definitely help those who are low.

Shelly: She has a 5 star skill check + her ability gives out extraction speed. I do like the idea given of making other joyous, but what if.. Her magic is one of those abilities that seem useless, but truly warrants success.

She gives you a bit more energy to make it through the day, or maybe she grants you a bit more motivation to work on a project. Just that little bit that makes it count. Who knows, maybe it stacks!

Vee: She has 5 star extraction speed, plus her ability to scan every floor. Now hear me out here, what if Vee was magical in the way magic is considered the norm in fantastical worlds. She does warrant magic, but not in the way you think.

Think of how science is basically earth's magic. She's sort of like that, but in a technilogical way. She's all the new tech of the age, she can hack, she can scan her surroundings, she's way past her time.

Sprout: He has 5 star stamina, along with his ability to heal people. Easy exit to this; healing magic. I wanna find a way to explore more possibilities on it though.

His stamina helps with making more pastries, but he still has care and precision (Bringing in the anon who mentioned how cosmo + sprout have small skill checks because of how precise they are). All works together to aid him in his hospitality.

Now, Anon mentions plant magic which I do find quite fun. I know plants and herbs have been commonly used as medicines and such, so what if Sprout's plant magic grows primarily medicinal herbs? I think that'd be kinda funky.

holy FUCK thats a lot of yap.. uhh.. for ease of tagging purposes: all mains besides dandy + pebble are mentioned. umm... idk

This was an amazing read oh my god????

love the yap❤️

[g00seg1rl]

Background

A Modern AU Nessian drabbly yap based on a meme I can’t find anymore lol

Nesta had noticed Cass’s affinity for keeping YouTube on in the background while he ate. And by affinity, she generously means he ritualistically eats with some commentator or reactionary channel. A few months in he revealed how arduous it was to sit in relative silence on dates, hardly a flattering thing to hear. She’s always found it to be a bit of a con (again, being generous), until she discovered the life hack that was leaving a forty minute video essay low on her belly and watching Cassian feast.

The method came to her as she came on Cassian’s tongue for the third time while the noise persisted from Cass eating his Dino Nuggies at dinner. He nearly pulled away because the run time completed so she chose another and rested his phone above her pelvis, whatever Reddit review now in Cass’s eyesight and keeping him lost and focused on lapping against her clit. Ever since that fateful day, Nesta or Cassian’s cell would frequently end up on her bare stomach, goading Cass with spread legs and long scripts.

Thank you for reading, I hope we all agree Cassian would like dinasour nuggets! And thank you @the-darkestminds for the head pats to post because why is posting short things scary, finally sympathizing with men who send microdick pics 😭😫 love u mami 😘

Thank you @kgymz for the divider! 💗

It’s not azris which means idk who to tag and so my friends are once again my victims, @astro-h0e-4azris @nus4y @jules-writes-stories @iftheshoef1tz @mistandmemories @pippsmcgee @makinglongwordsslutty @fingerpoppingood @fourteentrout @mudandmire @queercontrarian Luh u pookies 💗 I don’t think I’ll be writing more nessian but lmk if you’d like me to/would want to be tagged if I did 💗

[modlings]

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DOVE - she/her, the assistant. a common, yet friendly face around the facility! caring, loving, and with a fresh start.

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[wafflexdguy]

So more explanation on my "twisted" y/n idea, they actually kill dandy first.

Y/n hands dandy all of their tapes, and when he's distracted counting them all, y/n cocks a gun they found and blasts dandys head open.

Y/n isn't stupid, they know to take care of dandy first. And for good measure, they cut his arms and legs off to make sure he can't move if he somehow wasn't dead yet.

And y/n just continues on the floors (either the elevator goes automatically, or y/n found a way to work it if dandy was controlling it), and starts hacking and cutting up twisteds one by one, and y/n always "pray" for them when they kill them.

And all that's left are the mains except dandy of course, and T. Pebbles notices something in the distance, before running over, and the other twisteds hear the sound of a chainsaw revving and pebbles roaring before cutting off.

Y/n emerges, holding T. Pebbles long neck and head, before dropping it and running at the mains with their chainsaw and other weapons.

They swing their crowbar at Twisted Bee's screen, they use their lighter and hair spray on twisted sprout, they hack at twisted astro with their ax, and shoot Shelly's shell face

Smart or not, there's only so much one can do.

I personally don't like this scenario because you can only have so much unchecked power before it turns boring. If there's no counter, there's no story; plain and simple.

The main problem with this scenario in particular is again, the unchecked power. A villain who just takes out opposition automatically and makes the story bland. That's what happened in Megamind, when the superhero was gone and there was nothing standing in his way, it got boring.

Same with joker.

[striderl]

Hello StriderL, I love your headcanons, pretty interested in them. I wonder what Foley would think of the Astro invasion and the alliance teaming with skibidis

Honestly? Foley is against the idea of teaming up with the Skibidis under G-Toilet’s leadership, given that he still holds a grudge against G-Toilet for killing off Chief. However, as the situation grows dire, after a meeting with the entire Filming Industry, Gaffer provides him with the aspect that the Alliance is no matched for the Astro Toilet. Their military capacity and advanced technology far surpass anything the Alliance can muster. Even worse, the Alliance lacks critical knowledge of the Astro’s vulnerabilities, apart from the rudimentary reliance on brute force or overwhelming firepower.

Gaffer stresses that the most effective strategy against the Astros involves turning their own technology against them, or collaborating with G-Toilet who has the technology to hack the electrical mechanisms that an Astro possesses. Though the simple thought of aligning with him is preposterous for the TV faction, it’s undeniably practical and critical in this unpredictable situation.

Moreover, the ultimate goal of the Alliance is to end this war once and for all. Gaffer raises a rather compelling perspective for them: what’s the worst outcome if the Skibidis and the tech folks find a way to coexist? After all, humans had a saying, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” As long as the Alliance and the Skibidis share a common foe, cooperation is the key to their survival.

For now, Foley had to swallow his pride and accept the reality that he had to work with the Skibidis. The trust in Gaffer’s faith is all that tethered him from lashing out at a Skibidi when he sees one roaming in the hallway.