#back to my roots (wanting to kms)

[daz4i]

kinda unfortunate that i'm getting bad again. like what was all this for then -_-

[voguesriot]

CLAIRO SHADE?! ✹ sebastian sallow

( summary ) modern social media au! when the hero of hogwarts isn’t saving the world, she quite enjoys making fun of her boyfriend on instagram

( pairing ) sebastian sallow x female!reader (mc)(implied non-slytherin)

( faceclaim ) various pinterest girls

( notes/warnings ) my roots are social media aus and i haven’t seen any hogwarts legacy ones so idk if there’s an audience for this outside of myself but idc!!! probably the closest i’ll get to writing a crackfic bcs i’m simply not funny enough! a few innuendos! one or two death threats/suicide jokes! probs ooc everyone but it’s whimsy and fun so hush!

♫ Softly by Clairo

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tagged: imeldareyes , poppysweeting , natsaionai , annesallow , sebastiansallow

yourusername i ❤️ dossing history of magic w my girls

imeldareyes cute post but can you come outside now i wanna fly i’ve been waiting forever

yourusername it’s not even been 5 minutes but whatever you say munchkin 💋💋💋

imeldareyes it’s been 7 minutes and 32 seconds exactly actually

yourusername wompwomp

imeldareyes i will come into that bathroom and drag you out myself

yourusername you can’t teehee you’re not a prefect 😝😝😝😝😝

imeldareyes BITCH NEITHER ARE YOU?????

leanderprewett why are you making an ig post in the bathroom @.yourusername?

yourusername @.imeldareyes no but my girl anne is and she luuuuuuuuuvs me and knows i hate the pleb bathrooms

yourusername @.leanderprewett none of ur beeswax 🥰

annesallow my girl shouldn’t have to piss with you povos

imeldareyes you literally live in feldcroft we ALLLLL know who the povo is here

annesallow OH MY MERLIN THAT PIC OF SEBASTIAN 😭😭😭 i beg you send that onto me

yourusername already did it baby x

annesallow ur fit

yourusername i want you.

sebastiansallow guess i’ll go kms then

annesallow okay!!! have fun!

poppysweeting pretty girllll 🫶

yourusername thank u for bringing us sweets from the kitchens princess poppy

sebastiansallow woahhhh you’re so fine do you have a bf???

yourusername yeah but he’s kinda smelly and kicks in his sleep so u can have me instead x

garrethweasley screenshotting this as proof sallow (derogatory) is a kicker

sebastiansallow clairo song again everyone act like you’re surprised

garrethweasley 😱

annesallow 😱

annesallow 😱 (ominis from my phone)

poppysweeting 😱

imeldareyes 😱

natsaionai 😱

amitthakkar 😱

yourusername IS THIS CLAIRO SHADE⁉️⁉️⁉️

♫ A Love Of Some Kind by Adrianne Lenker

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poppysweeting i love @.yourusername and i love the creatures she cares for and i love @.natsaionai and—

yourusername hazel misses you come back to us

amitthakkar hazel?

poppysweeting one of her unicorns!

everettclopton HER UNICORN?????

duncanhobhouse ONE OF???????

natsaionai oh how i love the beach vivarium

sebastiansallow nahhhh meadows 🔛🔝

natsaionai who asked 😐

sebastiansallow @.yourusername you’re gonna let her talk to me like that?

yourusername yes ☺️

annesallow at blud’s big age he gets his gf to fight his battles

garrethweasley screenshotting this as proof future sallow (compliment) and sallow (compliment) are sallow (derogatory)’s enders

sebastiansallow @.garrethweasley i will hurt you.

garrethweasley oooh shiver me timbers. you’re all bark no bite

leanderprewett bro were you even sentient in fifth year… if anything he’s all bite no bark

garrethweasley fuck.

garrethweasley SEBASTIAN STOP KNOCKING AT THE COMMON ROOM DOOR THE FAT LADY DOESNT LIKE YOU

sebastiansallow come out bro i just want to talk to you 😇

yourusername @.sebastiansallow down boy

sebastiansallow yes ma’am 🫡

garrethweasley @.yourusername i owe you my life

adelaideoakes so cute 🫶

♫ Mean Girls by Charli XCX

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imeldareyes “@.yourusername threw this party to celebrate the quidditch season ending” yeah well i won the cup for slytherin so this is a party thrown for ME

leanderprewett are we gonna talk about your scrap with charlotte morrison

imeldareyes bitch had that dig coming with that “wasn’t expecting you to clean up this nice”

yourusername i only threw this party 4 u x

imeldareyes i’ll party on u anytime x

yourusername wouldn’t be a reyes dub if i wasn’t too busy to play 🥱🥱🥱🥱

imeldareyes go tickle an ashwinder little miss busybody

annesallow oh i looooove firewhiskey

natsaionai oh we knooooooooow

lenoraeverleigh rip to y/n’s vase 🪦🪦🪦

samanthadale our slytherin prefect everybody ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

annesallow the more time passes the more i think they just pitied me because of the curse

sebastiansallow my girl looks so pretty

garrethweasley bro trying to sound nonchalant like he isn’t about to lick the screen

yourusername garreth there’s only so much i can do to save you queen

yourusername @.sebastiansallow i love u

imeldareyes gag

imeldareyes sallow i’d block you if it wasn’t for that backbeat during the match

sebastiansallow what can i say, i’m the best beater this house has ever seen

natsaionai didn’t y/n say arrogance was an ick?

sebastiansallow imelda idk what you’re even talking about like that backbeat wasn’t even that impressive i’m not even that good of a player i think my humility holds me back from my potential but it’s okay because my humbleness bagged me the baddest bitch in the wizarding world

♫ Balaclava by Arctic Monkeys

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sebastiansallow SLYTHERIN DUB LETS GOOOOOOO

garrethweasley sebastian sallow the type of guy to make a post celebrating his house’s quidditch cup victory and have 2/3 of the pics be his gf

gracesmedley sebastian sallow the type of guy to clear 2 chasers in one beat and ask “was she watching???”

imeldareyes sebastian sallow the type of guy to ask if i saw his gf wearing his number like she doesn’t wear it to every match of his

yourusername @.sebastiansallow you talk about me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 you want me sooooo bad

sebastiansallow and this is news to you how???

annesallow bro ew that’s my sister you’re kissing

yourusername wait i thought i was your lover :(

annesallow no bb you are we’re just cosplaying as purebloods rn

yourusername my winner 🫶🫶🫶🫶

sebastiansallow HELL YEAH‼️‼️‼️‼️

natsaionai is your girlfriend single?

yourusername for you, yes!!!

sebastiansallow what happened to me being your winner????

natsaionai she chose the one who took crucio for her instead of casting it on her ig

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yourusername too far nat

natsaionai you’re right @.sebastiansallow i’m sorry bro

sebastiansallow tell your mum to pass my assignment and we’re g

nellieoggspire RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDDDDDD should’ve been gryffindor’s trophy

sebastiansallow a dadaelian key would’ve done more defence than you miss “keeper” 🥱



♫ Reptilia by The Strokes

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tagged: sebastiansallow

garrethweasley two bigbacks and proof i’ve always been cute

annesallow bro i still have the snaps you sent me in first year… you have not always been cute ❤️

garrethweasley ok now both sallows are (derogatory) and only future sallow is (compliment)

garrethweasley also how dare you i have always been a cute who do you think you are microbangs

annesallow WOAHHHHH these aren’t even microbangs you fake diva smh

sebastiansallow i know porky over here didn’t call me a bigback

yourusername porky is crazy

garrethweasley thank u for defending me queen

yourusername no we’re enemies now you’re not only beefing with my man but also my girl and also my squirrel

garrethweasley please don’t smite me with your special old magic

zenobianoke is that squirrel eating one of my gobstones????

natsaionai love when guys go on dates but play it off like they hate each other like okay forced proximity enemies to lovers

garrethweasley what did you just say to me

sebastiansallow don’t act insulted weasley you’d be lucky to have me

yourusername is this pay gorn

♫ No Pole by Don Toliver

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annesallow two dears and proof garreth has NOT always been cute

garrethweasley OH WHO IS YOU 😒😒😒😒😒

yourusername AWEEEE @.garrethweasley YOU USED TO WEAR GLASSES 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

annesallow the fact you think the glasses are cute proves why you like my brother

sebastiansallow yo why am i catching strays???

annesallow why not???

yourusername my pretty girl 🤍

natsaionai we all know this diva 😩😩😩😩

poppysweeting little bambi 🥺

annesallow missing my bambi cuddles rn…

imeldareyes missing a tan rn…

natsaionai missing the beach rn…

yourusername yes you guys can come back to my vivariums meet me at the trophy room and i’ll let you in

poppysweeting LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!

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natsaionai @.yourusername core

annesallow “idk anything about magic!” proceeds to heal me from an ‘incurable’ dark magic curse

imeldareyes “idk anything about flying!” proceeds to beat my flying course records

sebastiansallow “idk anything about duelling!” proceeds to knock a troll on its arse

poppysweeting “idk anything about creatures!” proceeds to rehome more beasts than the ministry division

garrethweasley “idk anything about business!” proceeds to buy and run one of the most lucrative shops in hogsmeade

yourusername just say you all hate me

sebastiansallow wait no i love you

yourusername @.sebastiansallow you’re an opp. count your days.

[almost-fully-life-size]

i am so unwell about the xavier-sarah-jeanluc character constellation actually

xavier is genuinely such a well written improvised villain character. he's such a perfect representation of the persuasiveness of facism when it comes to men specifically and how it caters to them, considering how strongly facism is also rooted in sexism and an entitlement to women. and how it manages to make its victims defend it, like, facism comes hand in hand with a bad economic situation, and we know that xavier can't afford new clothes due to the occupation and that his job pays badly. i know during my first time watching i found the switch from him critiquing the occupation in that way to him revealing himself as a nazi quite the 180 turn, but it only showcases how facism manages to successfully sell itself as the solution and reflects the true problem away from itself - the problem is not the facism, it's the emancipation of women. taking the dominant role above women means reclaiming power and control and agency and that's an appealing prospect if you're economically struggling.

which is why it's so hilarious to me and yet so fitting that he'd choose to pursue sarah. because sarah is definitely economically better off than xavier (i'm inferring that from the main three points that: 1) going by "von ponte, one house, one pond" i'm inferring a countryside residence, as opposed to a farm 2) she can finance her chainsmoking 3) she can afford to employ a cleaning lady). which just goes to show how deep that entitlement to women runs because sarah would have no solid reason to be with a man who's economically worse off. especially because she's a pow wife. but it's also because she's a pow wife that xavier might have had a real chance of being successful, preying on the loneliness that comes with it which i'd say he is very much explicitly doing ("you don't want to become lonely, do you? You don't want to rot away, cold and alone. You need a man, I am a man.")

there's also a certain inconsistency in ideology wherein facism advocates that women become properly submissive to their husbands again (see xavier's villain reveal speech) while xavier is actively trying to get sarah to cheat on her husband. considering how emancipated sarah is (relative to the time period anyway), that doesn't fit the facist idea either and the first idea, of suppressing her, takes priority.

now jean-luc is the antithesis to xavier. man's so loyal he feels it in the breeze that something's wrong with sarah from over 1300 km away and makes that his primary reason for attempting a prison break, then beelines straight back home with zero awareness of time and place. considering that he initially seems to believe that sarah was about to cheat on him, he's incredibly quick to forgive (if that kiss and dip are anything to go by), so sarah's explanation of just being a flirty person must've convinced him. what i'm inferring from that is that he knows her to be just like that and trusts her enough to know she'd not actually cheat on him.

on a side note, it is also hilarious to me how xavier thought he could win in that knife/sword fight, considering jean-luc was in the army while xavier avoided service.

on another sidenote, apart from struggling with loneliness because her husband's away and in captivity - and this is a big inferral on my part -, there is also this small, overlooked confrontation with the fact that sarah's friend is extremely dismissive of jean-luc (the "oh well, xavier will have to wait until jean-luc's 'officially dead' then" line, which is a fucked up thing to say about your friend's husband if you think about it). so apart from the societal pressure that comes from the image of the ideal woman, that sarah fails to fulfil, there's an additional point of hurt because very apparently the people around you don't even want your husband, who you love, to return and make that sentiment known to you. like, "aww your husband was captured, well i hope he dies"???

anyway, i think xavier is an excellent example of a character embodying the insidious attractiveness of facism in how he has this very confident, sensual presence but ultimately nothing to show for it. a representation of how persuasive facism is for men specifically.

[dobbysimp]

since this is tumblr after all, i feel like i should go back to my roots so:

things that have been said to or around me, as incorrect marauders quotes

sirius: what kinda fruit would i be? and dont say faggot

mary: imagine getting to absolutely explode inside someone

*30 seconds of silence of picturing it*

🎶iF i WeRe A bOy 🎶

peter: cereal is non binary

sirius: sure if you wanna make it into gay shit

peter: FRUIT LOOPS ITS IN THE NAME

james: if you were a fruit loop color which one w- LETS TAKE A QUIZZ

barty: i don’t just throw it away, i play catch w my sanity

Remus: *mom lore*

Peter: were you an accident?

Remus: oh yeah

Peter: that checks out

sirius: i love cum

james: 🤨

sirius: dont quote me on that

james: im quoting you

pandora to barty: can you stop talking about sperm so i can do my tarot reading?

remus: this might be rock bottom

peter: the thing about rock bottom is you can only go up

remus: we dont know, i have a shovel

peter deadpanning: have you ever even BEEN on minecraft?

sirius: i cant tell if im having a crisis or i just need to wash my hair

peter: furry

sirius: furry

james: furry

remus, defeated: why is this the joke we all roll with?

evan: i was regulus-ing too close to the sun trying to put my emotions in boxes

james, to sirius: the trauma is bouncing around in your head like the dvd logo and only when it hits a corner do you get a second of peace

sirius: I wish I could date myself I would treat me so well

james: I think you just stumbled upon self love

lily, scrolling on tinder: he’s cute

mary: is he?

lily: *swipes left*

James: I have brain freeze on the outside of my head

Regulus: that’s called being cold

sirius: im getting a lot of… brain things

remus: ideas?

remus: *looking smth up about worms, reading the suggested searches* “can paul atreides control worms?”

sirius: would you love me if i was paul atreides?

remus: no

sirius: would you love paul atreides if he was a worm?

remus: no

sirius: would you love a worm if it was paul atreides?

remus: i would have questions about HOW the worm became paul, but probably not

peter: is it… why was i thinking self harm? no wait… masturbation!

remus: what are you, catholic?

sirius: if i ever jump off a building just know it was bc i genuinely believed i could fly not because i wanted to kms

barty: on my deathbed can yall bring me a cup of gasoline? i wanna try that shit at least once

james: dang nabbit, or whatever the fuck white lame virgins say

regulus: i think you had a stroke out loud

james: that was just me doing math

trans reg complaining while doing hw: im just a girl

evan: nO?

sirius, about Minnie: she’s always three spots ahead in the cha cha line

james: she’s in the cha cha line meanwhile im doing the macarena

(playing battleship)

remus: I cant believe you blew up my ship and your response was “tehee”

peter: Top 10 things Adolf Hitler never said

(30 minutes later)

remus: (is losing at multiple board games) IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! IM DONE- I AM SO DONE…

peter: Top 10 things Adolf Hitler has said

dorcas: evan is emotionally unstable but mature

regulus: one usually leads to the other

dorcas: nah barty is emotionally unstable AND immature

regulus: i said usually

mary: their lives are gonna go up in flames and im gonna sit there watching and tanning

lily: can you tan from fire?

mary: for sure

marlene: do you think people tanned at the salem witch trials?

peter and sirius: *debating*

remus: what did i just walk in on?

sirius: can animagus fuck?

remus: excuse me?

peter: we think yes

remus:… I think it makes sense

sirius: now here’s the real question, if James and Lily-

remus: no.

james: what if i dated regulus just to watch the world burn

remus: the world wouldn’t burn, you would, and sirius would be holding the lighter

sirius, ranting about remus drama: and then this happened and I have never been more distraught… thats a lie i was abused but still

peter, after making 18 your mum jokes: that’s what your mom said

sirius: stop i can only take so much

peter: she said that too!

pandora: im chilling, i could be a budah

regulus: i don’t think you’re chilling i think you’re disassociating

pandora: im budah

remus, ranting drunk: because my parents- my parents pfft i only have one

dorcas: am i being manipulative?

barty: no, I would be doing the same thing

dorcas: that’s not as comforting as you think it is

regulus: Hey google how to find a man that will edge me for hours, no borax or glue

james: i mean i have adhd i could probably do that

sirius, about reg: he’s not even fun anyway

james: siri… he gets abused

sirius: dont we all

peter: i think the bible is a mass hallucination, kinda like the bee movie

pandora: yk how when you buy things in bulk its cheaper? maybe we can get therapy in bulk for all 5 of us

regulus about sirius after he leaves Grimmauld: Bro acts like a Disney kid who just broke the contract

regulus: so, cannibalism as a metaphor, right—

remus: go to bed

sirius: to speak or to die? speak duh, im probably gonna die bc of what I said anyway

regulus: i had a great childhood…

sirius: *side eye*

regulus: you guys are making me age so fast

barty: we are helping you mature!

regulus: barty i get abused, i’ve been mature since i was 10

pandora: *after 10 seconds of silence* beAutiful

regulus: YOU CANNOT SAY BEAUTIFUL TO ME BEING ABUSED

pandora: im gonna be honest i zoned out

marlene: *calls*

lily: *picks up*

marlene: im gonna destroy my hair i thought you’d want front row seats

mary: a mosquito could bite my clit and i would let it

lily: mary what the fuck

alice laughing maniacally: lets actually think of the logistics here

[xmyheart-hope2dye]

I wanna talk-

-about a ship I like very much. It’s Reapermare. Imma call it OctoDeath because it sounds silly. (I’m pretty sure Nightmare’s tentacles are supposed to be tree roots, but idk if that’s true.)

If you don’t want to read this, scroll. No point in leaving hate because I will either:

Ignore you

Report and block you, or

Respond (idk how else to put it)

(Someone on Wattpad told me to KMS, and all I did in response was say “No”. Someone else asked them what was wrong with their head.)

Anyway, I wanna talk about their dynamic and how I think their relationship would work. Most of my ideas (and the one who introduced me to this ship) come from @mildarka’s art of these two. (I dunno if I was supposed to tag u. Sorry if you don’t like being tagged)

So I’m not taking full credit for the ideas of this ship. Now, onto the actual ranting part.

So, these two are, at the same time, different and not different. Nightmare causes chaos, destruction, and death for negativity. Reaper’s literal job is to take souls that don’t want to go (I think).

In my mind, if Reaper has a hard time convincing a soul to go with him, that’s gotta create some negativity, right? Which would catch Nightmare’s attention; not by much, but it would. I’m guessing that the feelings from gods, since they’re pretty rare, are at least 10x stronger than a humans/monsters. At least in my mind, they are (I like making god characters on the side). At the most, a gods feelings could be up to 1,000x stronger, which I think is dependent on how long they’ve gone without emotion. So, with that in mind, it catches Nightmare’s attention to some degree.

I think that, at first, Nightmare would hang out near Reaper just to feed off of his powerful negativity. Though it would slowly develop into Reaper trying to bond with Nightmare (cuz this dude’s literally just following him). Nightmare would be apprehensive and cold at first, like how all good tropes go. But, before he knows it, he wants to know more about Reaper than just “he feeds me”.

And, Nightmare being… himself, I feel like he’d be very awkward about it since I imagine he doesn’t have the best communication skills. And this time, he really doesn’t want to mess this up. But once he does start opening up, Reaper ends up doing most of the talking anyway. Somewhere in there, they develop feelings for each other, which brings back the awkwardness, and then an accidental confession happens mid-fight after some miscommunication.

The usual. (Why’s it always the miscommunication, tho? It’s the most frustrating thing in the world when you know it wasn’t what it looked like, but the characters are so- ugh!)

‘Nyway, in the end they get together and live happily ever after. The end. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk. (Those things are actually interesting. Had to watch a few for school. Crazy stuff, man)

[vibingandsimping]

Ooo love the Gortash-Durge fic! What about pre-memory loss?

Okay, but like, if I were Gortash and my lover suddenly disappeared and reappeared with amnesia determined to kill me? I’d just fucking kms, that’s GUTWRENCHING.

Forewarnings: Kissing with blood in mouth??

Spawn of Bhaal and a skilled assassin. That’s what you were. As simple as that, quite honestly. You’d walk the streets and imagine spilling the guts of every citizen who dared to look at you. The dagger you wielded would drive into the ribs of your prey in the name of your father. You’d make them gurgle out Bhaal’s name as the blood pooled in their throat. Truly, nothing brought you greater satisfaction in life than fulfilling your purpose.

Until, Gortash, that was.

At first he was a prick in your side. He was some slavers boy and seemed to find you at any corner you turned. It didn’t matter to you how smart or skilled he was. He was annoying and it drove you nearly mad. You couldn’t let distractions get in your way. Bhaal consumed your every thought- your father was the reason you existed. Then the alliance arose between you, Ketheric, and Gortash. Now he could get closer to you and he made your skin prickle.

It took you a couple months to realize the reason he upset you so much was because you liked him. His arrogant smiles and flirtatious comments became a second nature to you. You looked forward to it throughout your days. It made you feel desired when his fingers trailed along your arm or shoulder while you two made domination plans. He’d praise you so prettily when you came back from a successful streak of planned killings. His tongue speaking so eloquently until he was literally licking the blood from your hand and arm. Your skin flushed and you watched with a mix of amazement and intrigue. The victims blood smeared along his lips as he cleaned you of the substance. A pool of desire sat in your chest to taste it- whether it be his lips themselves or the lingering crimson on them. You’d tangle your fingers in his scalp and draw him to your mouth.

The kiss was hateful. You cursed him for putting a fork in your life’s path. He groaned softly against your lips as you gripped his roots painfully. Truthfully, he didn’t mind. He favored you for your bloodlust and power. He’d savor any moment he had pressed against your skin. Teeth dug into his lower lip and pierced them. Another groan escaped him as a shiver ran down his spine. You licked at the remaining droplets before abruptly shoving him away. Pants escaped both your chests as his brown eyes met yours. In those depths was a longing- as if he wished you could be more than allies.

Bhaal, forgive you. He crawled underneath your skin and made a home there… and you didn’t want him to leave.

[aaatsuuu]

My stupid self accidentally posted the draft so the ask is gone but it was from @sc3n3-b1tch 💔💔💔

Hfjfjdjdjejej ok retyping

Also forgive me if this is mid or short....I've been having mad writer block lately kms and I'm kinda rusty when it comes to writing again... ggghhhh

Please let me know to change anything☆☆

PT1

Modern BF AU!Scenekid!Sakon x Reader [Oneshot(?)]

Tags: Sakon x Reader, Naruto, Scenekid, Established Relationship, Fluff, Lovesick idiots lolll, Non-proofread, use of nicknames(Doll, Hun, Sweets), GN!Reader, Teasing flirt Sakon smh

It was a rather lazy morning. A nice Saturday, and you were just enjoying that sweet weekend. Yesterday, you and Sakon both decided to binge some of your favorite movies, falling asleep together. You usually always fall asleep first, always feeling so safe and comfortable around your boyfriend.

As sunlight was peeking through the blinds, you languidly stretched, your body feeling around for your boyfriend. "Hm?..." You grumbled softly, lashes slowly fluttering open as you groggily scan the room. The smell of breakfast wafted through the air as you quickly put the disappearance of Sakon and the scent together. You slowly walk to the kitchen, seeing him with a pan on the stove and a spatula in his hand. "You hungry, doll? I made you breakfast." He softly hums, his voice a gentle and loving tone as he fries some eggs in the pan, the sizzling echoing in the sunlit kitchen. He smiles at you, the gentle rays of the sun shining on your lover's blue hair. He's wearing a loose shirt with a cute icon of Invader Zim on it, a shirt you got him awhile back at a stall near a rave. You smile at the fond memory, nodding your head. "Mmm, a little." You chuckled, walking over and hugging him. He lowers the stove and embraces you back, gently pressing a kiss on your forehead. "...Y'know, Sakon.. your hair could use a touch-up," you murmur, slowly fiddling with his black roots, the contrast noticeable from the blue dyed locks. "Maybe it's a new style. Who knows? Untouched roots may look cute, doll..." He smirks, flipping the egg with his spatula, his free arm coming to wrap around your waist. You instinctually cuddle closer to him, inhaling his familiar scent of that slightly sweet cologne he wears, the smell almost akin to rock candy. "...then again, everything looks cute on me.~" He smirks, earning an eye-roll from you. "What, Sweets? Don't think your boyfriend is practically pure eye candy, hm?~" He teases. Used to his antics, you chuckle softly. "Candy first thing in the morning isn't good, you know." You retort, earning a widening smirk from him. Just as he's about to open his mouth, the toaster pings. You pull back, sitting on the counter as you watch your boyfriend work, setting up your plates. He's so beautifully focused, his long, black lashes fluttering as he stares down at the food, the faint shine of his blue and black painted nails almost hypnotizing. After a while, he finally gives you a plate of eggs and a piece of toast, adding your favorite condiments to the toast and seasoning the egg just how you'd like. Even if he can be so teasing and almost prideful at times, he's always so attentive and loving with you, making sure you get every single drop of attention he can offer. "Sakon..." You murmur softly, deciding to repay his affections for you. You slowly pick up his toast, his gentle gaze fixated on your hand as you hold the piece of bread to his mouth. "Say, 'ahhh'..." You smile, to which he simply obliges, opening his mouth and biting a piece. Before you can fully pull your hand away, he grabs your wrist with a firm yet gentle grip, stilling your hand. He smirks at you knowingly, gently pulling you as he moves closer. "You're just so cute, hun. I could just eat you up, hm?.." He teases, giving you a loving kiss on the cheek. "Nothing better than being fed by my Doll, first thing in the morning." You blush slightly, only provoking his teasing further.

As the day progresses, you decide to head out to the mall with your friend. Sakon also has to leave as well, heading back to his shared house with Ukon. You've done your makeup, freshly changed, and just finished teasing the ends of your hair. He walks into the room, hugging your waist from behind and pressing a soft, navy blue lipstick-stained kiss to your temple. "S-Sakon! I just did my makeup!" You softly whine, to which he only smiles, his gaze getting more gentle and loving. He gently rubs your waist, pressing a light kiss to the top of your head. "Beautiful. My beautiful doll." He coos softly, to which you get flustered and caught off-guard by. He slowly pulls back, letting your pink cheeks and shy gaze follow him through the reflection of the mirror.* Anyway... Sweets, you know how Ukon can get. I'll see you later, alright, hun?" He casually waves, walking to the door of your apartment. You sigh, blushing as you mumble, audible enough for him to hear. "..T-thanks.. Bye, Sakon."

[holdmytesseract]

Cravings & Foot Rubs

☆ The Baby Fever AU ☆

Loki x Y/N

Summary: Pop-Tarts, foot rubs and massages. That's all you are craving - and Loki is more than willing to fulfill your wishes.

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff, pregnancy things, Loki being an overprotective lil' beb, ladders?

Word Count: 1,2k

a/n: To celebrate the release of the Loki Season 2 trailer, I thought I'm gonna post a lil' story! ☺️

This was an idea @eleniblue had. ☺️ She texted me the thing with the foot rubs and massages - and well... That's what the writing department in my brain spat out. I love it. I hope y'all do, too! 🥰

Baby Fever Crew: @km-ffluv @lokisgoodgirl @eleniblue @vbecker10 @loz-3 @jennyggggrrr @lokisninerealms @peaches1958 @multifandom-worlds @fictive-sl0th @lovingchoices14 @simping-for-marvel @stupidthoughtsinwriting @coldnique @kimanne723 @lou12346789 @lady-rose-moon @mostclevermiss @aagn360 @acefeather2002 @iamlokisgloriouspurpose @chennqingg @lokiforever @anukulee

Peeps, I think might like this... @mochie85 @smolvenger @muddyorbsblr ☺️

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With a low grunt, you stepped on the little ladder, in order to reach the top shelf, in which the Avengers had stowed away the Pop-Tarts. They had to hide them away. Unless Thor would've eaten all of them - and he wasn't the only one who liked the sweet treat. You did, too, for example.

Unfortunately, was the mission ahead no easy one for you - at least at the moment, with being almost eight months pregnant... This far along in the pregnancy was almost everything a difficult task.

"Uhh, getting Pop-Tarts, babe... We ran out of them and, uh, I desperately wanted some, and I know where Tony hides them, so..." Loki helped you step down from the ladder; his strong grip not ceasing. Once your feet touched solid ground again, you turned to face him. "So, you decide to climb a ladder in order to get some?!" "Uhh, yeah?" Troubled blue eyes were looking down at you. The expression on his face told him that he didn't like this at all.

Taking the next two steps with a grunt, your hand was finally able to reach the top shelf. You let out a victorious giggle and grabbed the Pop-Tarts you craved - chocolate and strawberry.

Just when you wanted to take a step back again, in order to get off the small ladder, you suddenly felt two very strong hands gripping your hips. "What by the holy roots of Yggdrasil are you doing, love?!" It was your husband, of course. The pitch of his voice told you, that he was not amused... And worried.

Your lover took a deep breath to calm his nerves. "Darling... This is dangerous..." He started; both his palms wandering from your hips to the swell of your stomach. "You can't just climb a ladder, being so heavily pregnant... You could've fallen! I was just down the hall. You could've asked me - or hence, even him to help you!" Loki turned to nod at Bucky, who sat quietly on one of the bar stools; eating chocolate pudding. He didn't want to just interfere in your argument, so he kept his mouth shut and played 'Subway Surfers' on his mobile. But when Loki called him out, he lifted his head to face the 'fighting' couple. The god looked at him with a rather mean gaze, while you had an apologetic expression on your face; mouthing 'Sorry, Buck.'

Bucky immediately lifted his hands in surrender. "Hey, don't put this on me, man. I tried to help her, but she told me she was fine, so I accepted her decision." Your husband turned back around to you. "Y/N!" "I'm sorry, babe! But I wanted to make this on my own. I am not sick, just pregnant." Loki sighed; "I know that, love, and I can understand it as well - but..." his hands found your baby bump once more. "I just want you two to be safe. Next time you're craving Pop-Tarts, please tell me. I'll get them for you, yes?" You nodded; getting his point. "Yes." Loki smiled, "Good girl." and leaned forward to peck your lips. "Now, is there something else my beautiful wife is craving, beside Pop-Tarts?"

Believe it or not, but the god loved to give you any kind of massages you desired. He loved the feeling of your skin underneath his palms and fingertips, and the fact that he was able to ease up a lot of your pains. Those magically hands of his, were always able to make you feel good. In more than just one way.

Your cheeks turned slightly red because of Loki's flattering words, as you thought for a moment, then smiled; biting your lip. "Foot rubs?" Loki nodded; smiling brightly as well. "Foot rubs it is."

"Lay down, my queen and I shall give you what you desire." Loki guided you towards the sofa and even helped you lay down. He stacked up another pillow behind your back to make sure that you were comfortable. "Is this to yours and our child's liking?" You giggled like a school girl, nodding. "It is, Lokes. Thank you." "Perfect." The god moved down to your feet then; placed them on his lap. Gently taking off your socks, he started to massage your swollen, hurting feet. Not even a minute had passed, when the first satisfied and utterly relieved moan slipped past your lips. Loki just chuckled and lifted his head to meet your gaze. "Does that feel good, love?" "Heavenly..."

He continued to massage your feet for a while, before he moved up to work the muscles of your calves. After making sure that he gave them enough attention, he went to slip your maternity shorts easily up, bending one leg after the other and massaged your thighs. "Baaabe..." You grunted in satisfaction. "You are so good at this. Have you ever considered to work as a masseur? Those hands are magical - literally. Please don't stop." You pouted; looking down at him. Loki just chuckled once more and shook his head. "I do not intend to stop, darling." Of course, the god was utterly tempted to let his hands travel even further up, but he didn't, because he wanted to help your muscles relax and to give them - you, a break.

"Want me to give your back a massage as well?" "If you'd be willing to do that..." You stated; smiling sheepishly. Loki's lips twitched into another smile. "Turn around, sweet girl." You giggled and did what he said; turned on your side. "As your husband and father of this little wonder you're growing, it is my duty to do everything possible, that makes you feel good - which includes countless foot rubs and massages."

"Don't go..." You mumbled. "Stay." Loki's heart skipped a beat at your words - like so often. "Shall I join you?" A sleepy smile crossed your soft facial features. "Please..." He gave your hand a squeeze, "Alright." and let go of it, in order to lay down beside you. The god didn't slip underneath the blanket, but grabbed a pillow and slid down, until he was face to face with your bump. Pressing a lingering kiss on the roundness which was his child, he wrapped an arm around your hip and hugged you - or well, rather your baby close. You smiled at this gesture. It was something Loki loved to do.

Loki gently lifted your t-shirt, "The small of your back again?" "Uh.Huh." and started to do his good work. "Hips too, darling?" "Yep." "Alright." His hands gently kneaded the muscles and skin of your lower back first, before he moved further to your hips. Loki massaged your left hip first, then the right.

By the end of his soothing and much-needed massage, you were totally relaxed; your sore muscles eased. Hence, you were on the verge of sleeping in - what didn't slip Loki's notice, of course. You didn't even realise, how he stood up and draped a blanket over your body. Only when you felt his cool lips pressing against your forehead did your sleepy brain react. "Take a nap, my love. Rest a bit." Before he could walk away, you reached out your arm and grabbed one of his large hands.

You buried your hands in his long, wild raven curls; massaging his scalp gently. A satisfying groan rumbled through his chest, as he buried his face in the fabric of the blanket, which covered your bump.

Sometimes, words weren't needed and a gesture was all it took. That was such a moment. With your heart filled with love and adoration, you watched the love of your life cuddle with your unborn baby and slowly drifted off to sleep.

[xoxomoonlightxoxo]

P&C | Ch. 1: The Night Before I Met You

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"Mira? Miraya? Can you hear me?" my mom's soft cries call out from the phone.

"Hi mom ... m... mom it's a video call, you have to turn the camera towards you," I quickly explain, glancing at my mom's ear that stares back at me through the screen. It only takes her three tries and a hate speech against our electronic world until we are finally met face to face.

"Is it working now? Can you see me?"

I nod, giving her a reassuring smile.

"Miraya, how are you? Why don't you ever call us? I can't sleep at night thinking about how you're all alone. Your dad is getting mad at me, he thinks my worrisome would somehow bother you. Says you're too busy." her words, although sprinkled with annoyance are coated with genuine concern that fills the room.

Moving out of my parent's home is one thing, but moving to another country ... alone ... is something completely different. I used to say the world is my oyster all the time, but now that I've tasted that stupid oyster, I feel ashamed of my poor judgment. I would rather walk across a field of legos barefoot than go through another immigration process on my own.

See, a year ago, I would have only dreamed of living in Korea. Learning about the culture and exploring their diverse cuisine. It was all fun and games until hope turned into manifestation, which then transformed into a deep-rooted determination. I've spent all three years of high school, working my ass off, perfecting my GPA to appeal to the board of education. I guess it all paid off in the end, since fast forward to a year later, and I am now living in my one-room dorm at one of the most prestigious universities in Korea.

"I'm sorry Mom, I truly am. I keep meaning to, but honestly, there's just not enough time in the day." I try to convince both of us.

To be honest, it has been about 2 months since I arrived, but with each passing day, I feel more and more lost. This whole time I've been consumed with academics, relying on nothing but my humongous brain to pull through with this mission. But, now I realise that in terms of just living, functioning as one singularity in the real world, I am hopeless. An absolute noob of a human being. I've grown too comfortable living under my parent's wings. Always enclosed in a bubble of security and protection, which I'm eternally grateful for if it wasn't for the fact that I'd become a complete menace to my older self.

Nonetheless, I'm here, somehow managed to overcome the post-immigration depression, even though the state of my dorm would like to argue otherwise. This is partially why I tend not to call home as often as I wish to or should. I never want my parents to see the behind-the-scenes of my "success", they at least deserve to live in peace knowing that their daughter who is 8600 km away is managing everything just fine.

"Miraya, please honey, don't make me call you out of worry. I want us to talk daily just because. I miss you so much, it feels like half of my heart left with you." my mom's voice breaks with each word, as her eyes fill with tears. 

"Sorry Mommy, I promise I will call every day from now on. I miss you guys as well, it's insane to think that I won't be able to see you guys for Thanksgiving." I try to maintain my composure by changing the topic before nibbling on my lips to calm the nerves. 

I'm the oldest daughter out of three kids but my parents have always treated me like their little princess. This means that without fail, I have always taken that to my advantage. And, no you can't talk to customer service about your complaints regarding moi because this main character energy has been deep-rooted in me since my diaper days. So, please, respectfully, keep it to yourself.

Anywho, back to the point. Although my two brothers still live at home, my departure has left a big mark on our family dynamic. My mom has been worried sick for the past 2 months while the men of the family try to calm down her nerves. My brothers are beginning to feel a bit offended as they feel like my mom is neglecting their presence but in reality, she just isn't used to this distance, especially away from her blood. My dad is no better, he may look all tough and composed but for the first week following my departure, he cried himself to sleep while holding on to my childhood plushie.

"Okay, please keep that promise, honey. Everyone is sending you so much love, please take care of yourself. Are you ready for the first day?"

"I mean, as ready as I can get, I guess. I walked around campus today to get an idea of where everything is. The only problem is that I have about 10 minutes to get to my physics class on the other side of the main quad. But, aside from that it's manageable." I nod with reassurance, giving my mom a thumbs up. 

"You're a smart cookie, dear. Everything will be just fine. You know I pray for you every day, ask God to protect my baby."

"Thank you, Mommy, well I'm going to have to go now. The dining hall closes in an hour. There's always such a big lineup." I say, looking around for my portable charger. 

"Of course, my love. We miss you, please stay safe!" my mom waves me goodbye with a soft smile as the wrinkles around her eyes become more prominent with each call. 

And, as the sunset paints the sky in warm, beautiful tones, I quickly grab my keys, ID, and wallet before heading out the door after checking that everything has been unplugged. Speedwalking down the hall, I managed to make it into the elevator before the door closed, that is until I tripped over my flip-flops and stumbled upon something. Perhaps, a body.

I dared not to lift my head, as one hand held onto the wall while the other rested on someone's chest. I could feel my face getting redder but the longer I stayed like this the more it appeared as less of an accident.

"I'm so sorry, are you okay? I was trying to make it to the elevator but my flip-flops had other plans." I quickly say, straightening up as my hand finally detaches from them.

Locking eyes with the poor fellow I was shocked by how composed he was, letting out a slight chuckle as his gaze admired my flushed cheeks. 

"No worries, are you okay? Why are we in a rush?" he asks with a boxy smile.

"Oh, no, I'm fine, just embarrassed. I was rushing to the dining hall, there's always such a big lineup." I explain, still trying to maintain minimum eye contact as the blood from my face steadily settles down.

"Aah, I see. Well, don't be embarrassed, it happens to the best of us. Anywho, this is my stop, I guess I'll see you around?" he waves me a quick goodbye before the elevator doors close.

"Yeah, b .. bye," words fumble out of my mouth before I was left reflecting on my actions surrounded by the four walls. Looking up, I was, unfortunately, able to make out the state the guy saw me in. 

Hair? Still left in two messy space buns, after I complained of it being in my face the whole time I was unpacking.

My shirt, you might ask? Well, it could only be the most humiliating piece of fabric I could find at my grown age, aka my Barbie merch. This whole time I was worried about my red face, while my shirt was covered in Raquelle printouts. Great.

--

I was right, the line at the dining hall was long, even more so than usual. But, at least, I was able to find my friend, Jiah. She was the first person I met on campus, and even though we hung out every day since my arrival, we only realized that we were neighbours about a week ago. Women in STEM, what can I say?

"Miraya!" she shouts across the hall, waving her hands as we lock eyes. I squeeze through a literal sea of hungry students and finally make it towards her.

"Jiah, you have no idea how happy I am to finally see you," I say, breathless from all that walking (it was a maximum of 10 steps).

"Finally? What do you mean finally? We saw each other in the morning," the poor girl responds with actual concern on her face. Was I giving hints of an early stage of dementia? 

"Yes, but so much has happened. First of all, look at me. I look like I just came out of hibernation." I sigh, realising she wouldn't understand my frustration as she is also repping the Barbie merch.

"What do you mean? You look cute," she reassures me with a small chuckle.

I can't help but laugh because we both look ridiculous, but it's less embarrassing when a 6-foot-blonde guy with a boxy smile isn't involved in the scenario. So, we quickly grab the food and enjoy the little debrief about our first day of classes.

"You know, I compared my schedule with my boyfriend yesterday and we only have 3 classes together." Jiah sighed, pouting her lips.

"Well, you know, 3 classes versus the rest of your life. I feel like you guys will manage just fine." I chuckle, as she smiles back at me.

"You're right, it's silly. I just miss him. He has been away this whole summer, and no one warned me about how tough long distance is."

"Where was he again?" I ask.

"Well, he first went on a grad trip with his guy friends and then back home to visit his grandparents. I just wished he was able to come back sooner. I really miss him." Jiah looks down at her plate, swirling the leftovers with her fork.

"Hey, Jiah, it's just one more night. Do you want to sleep in my dorm for today? We can have a relaxing pampering night, hm?" I say, reaching my hand toward hers as she glances back up with a smile.

--

"What do you think of this? Or is this better?" I ask, forcing Jiah to judge the fashion show I have created out of my possible outfit options for tomorrow.

"Oh, number 2. One hundred percent. Are you kidding me? You look absolutely drop-dead gorgeous in knee-high boots." she replies with a satisfied look, fully trusting her judgement.

The weather in Seoul is getting chillier so the knee-highs fit the theme, but are they not a bit too much? But also, I did not just go through all of those years to be just much. So, you best believe I will be making an appearance in those bad boys.

"You're right, okay well then I'm all ready. Just have to actually wake up on time." I say, laying on the sofa before looking at the organized row of necessities Jiah and I prepped for the following morning. The rest of the night was spent talking and making dinner before we both fell asleep to the sound of rain. 

Next

[loki-laufeyson223]

Sleeping?

Warnings: Loki being so cute and the best dad lol

Word Count: 643

As per @holdmytesseract request....... dad!loki

Loki woke up on the crisp February morning wrapped up in the dark green goose down comforter and his wife, Persephone, arms to his one month old son’s cries. He ever so gently removed his wife’s arm from its place wrapped around his torso and slid to the edge of the bed and swung his feet off the side. “Babe?”  He turned around to see Persephone’s eyes cracked open just a little and her eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “It’s probably just his diaper love. I’ll be back in just a few moments.”  “It better only be a few. You need sleep too.”  It’s true. From the moment the couple got back home from Asgard with the small baby boy, Loki had done everything in his power to make sure that his wife wasn’t lacking any kind of rest she needed to take care of their child. He huffed a small laugh and leaned over towards his wife and placed a small kiss on her forehead. He practically rolled off the bed and made his way to Narfi’s nursery.

After changing the small boy’s diaper, Loki lifted him off of the changing table and walked over to the rocking chair in the far corner of the room and sat down while patting the boy’s back. He softly ran his hand over the mess of black curls that had been there since he was born. “You know, your mother wanted you to have these curls so bad. She was overjoyed when she saw them.” He looked down at the baby boy and his eyes looked as if they were open but he was snoring softly.Loki was absolutely confused. He didn’t know whether it was time to put the baby back in the crib or if he was still awake. 

He must have sat in that chair rocking his son for at least half an hour when his wife stepped into the doorway. “Can’t get him to sleep?”  “I thought I had him darling. He’s snoring but his eyes are open.”  “What?”  Persephone walked over to the raven-haired god and peered at the baby in his arms. “Oh babe, he’s asleep.”  She chuckled a little when Loki looked up at her in pure confusion. “How in the roots of Yggdrasil is he asleep?”  “I used to do the same when I was little. I’d be dead asleep and my eyes would be open. It freaked everyone out.”  “So it’s ok to put him back in the crib then?”  “Yes and you can come back to bed.” 

After Loki put the small boy back to bed, still a little creeped out, he was herded back to bed by Persephone. The young woman practically flopped onto the bed, dragging her god down with her. He pulled her into his tight and strong embrace and he pressed a kiss to the top of her head, inhaling the hypnotic scent of her lavender shampoo. “Goodnight dear.”  “Night baby.”  Her words were laced with sleep and slurred. Once they were finally settled in the bed the two fell into a deep sleep. 

A few hours later into the night, Loki woke up with all of the movement beside him, presumably his wife. Loki turned over towards her and saw her eyes almost wide open. “Oh my gods!”  He jumped and yelped a little with the sudden surprise. Persephone woke up when his startled yell urged to her ears. “Babe what’s wrong?”  “You gave me quite the fright darling.”  “How?”  “Your eyes, dear.”  “Oh, sorry baby, I didn’t realize I still did that.”  By this point they were both laughing so loud, the couple had woken up their baby without realizing they had done so. When they finally quieted down they heard the small boy’s cries. They both groaned, knowing they wouldn’t be sleeping again for the rest of the day.

@km-ffluv @javagirl328 @mischief-dream @buttercupcookies-blog @glitterylokislut

[cordelia-street]

!! love scout episode 5 thoughts !!

i am so glad they did not have their first kiss while she was drunk

not him leaning in and then keeping his head on top of hers-

as much as i loved the scene, eun ho what the fuck are you doing here so late like... go back home to your child wtf

i adore the best friendism between kang ji yun and seo mi ae

she's doodling him??????????? she's down bad

byeol and kang ji yun are soooo adorable i would die for them

lmaoo mi-ae's husband knows what's up... can't wait for him to say i told you so when it finally happens

love how everyone in the office has immediately latched onto him

su-hyeon and jung-hoon are already so adorable... i am rooting for them

also!! he got her autograph i'm crying

"how much do you remember?" "how much do you want me to remember?" i will kms oh my god

am i tripping or does he seem... disappointed???

eun-ho's now in his charmander era

i am thoroughly invested in the story of the repair shope lady, i need to know what happens with her!!

need more father daughter scenes !!!!

lmaoooooooo she's the only one there

her shutting the door on his face is so real (getting byeol flashbacks)

they flirting?????? not her falling asleep easily in his home, but having trouble sleeping at her own house

they are sprinting lmao, not one single braincell between these two

"we didn't even do anything, we just ate and then i slept"

she had a nightmare!! and he was there for her!!!

ps: whoever is in the costume department, kudos to you cause this man looks fiiiine in those suits

[seat-safety-switch]

There’s no way you can get tired of a vehicle as majestic as the Dodge Monaco. When you’re like me, and you’ve spent your entire working life scrambling around in a harem of bastard F-body heaps, the B-body Monaco is practically a luxury car. Look at this: it’s got a rear seat that you can put adult humans in! And the cigarette lighter isn’t just a little sticker reading “bring your own.” Yes indeed, I don’t think cars can get any better than the 1977 Monnie.

Sure, the engine is still as smog-obsessed and down on power as anything else from its era. Folks were eating out of garbage cans and roaming the streets looking for spilled gasoline to suck into their land barges, just so they could get to their jobs, where they were summarily laid off because the CEO spent this week’s cocaine money on 87 octane for his Rolls. It was a dark time. The sixties were a long time ago, and folks wanted fuel efficiency without doing terrifying Japanese things like “maybe make the engine less shit.” A smaller engine uses less fuel! A lower-compression engine will use worse fuel! 

In fact, I’m so impressed with this Monaco, that I tell the owner I am willing to make a very generous offer. One thousand dollars, by far the most I have spent on any car. His lips curl back in revulsion, and he attempts to push me out of the car. This attempt fails: by 1977, the eggheads at Mopar Central had figured out how to make doors that latch! Once his sense of calmness and level-headedness return, he tells me that he was thinking more like forty-five thousand dollars, which I think is about as much as it costs to put on a moon mission. I let myself out at 85 km/h after turning the steering wheel hard right just to make my own displeasure noted.

Once I have rolled to a complete stop in the ditch, I walk a couple feet to find one of my many hoarded Volares, cleverly scattered across the tri-state area so that I don’t have to walk very far once any of my other Volares break down. This particular one is a handsome 1976 model – an early one! – whose only flaw is a serious amount of whisky dings and a missing headlight, maybe caused by the rock which it is currently crashed into. Back to the working-class car for me, I tell myself. I reach into my pocket, and pull out my janitor-sized keyring. You don’t actually need that many keys to own this many Volares: Plymouth, never all that detail-oriented when they were sober, got especially sloppy when they were making the door locks, so at least half of these keys will open any single one of them. Just another example of how they really understood people like me. For us working stiffs, we can’t be spending all day rooting through our keys to figure out which one starts our cars.

[fake-ascension]

i guess i need some. advice? encouragement? about some stuff thats been happening recently so suicide/violence cw under the cut

i won't go into detail but i had. a very huge emotional/physical/mental breakdown today. where i was just. basically screaming and howling about how suicidal ive been lately. I haven't said anything out loud/via text on the internet abt it because i know saying i want to kms so often is bad for my own well being and ultimately makes other uncomfortable as well

so yeah i've just been. holding all that in. i knew the thoughts were coming in and out the past few months but was just shrugging it off as just being stressed abt the nightmare year i had. but i really was just. lying to myself and others because i didnt want to worry anyone/didn't want to admit how horrible i was doing after a couple years of good progress. but as it stands things are heading into a really bad direction for me rn. its not normal to go to sleep suicidal and immediately be suicidal upon waking up.

I don't really know what i can really do harm reduction wise. i'm unable to have regular visits with a psychiatrist/therapist bc of availability issues + i tend to just. lie. because its easier to say im fine than it is to advocate for myself and get actual help. and even then medication will not save me and coping skills can only go so far if im so deep in it im unable to take care of myself/feed myself/clean myself/eat/etc so none of it is effective enough in the moment. i know it CAN be effective and some of the skills ive learned can help during situational issues but this is really deep rooted improperly treated mental illness and i need a stronger foundation to be able to use any of the skills

i use a means of self isolation to punish myself, because i'm so upset with myself for not being able to pick myself up on my own. people can say im not a burden over and over but theres always gonna be a catch in the end. i freak out because what if this is one of my last meltdowns before they decide enoughs enough and i just get abandoned. again.

I feel like maybe being so Online is making things worse?? but i don't know??? my concentration is completely gone even when trying to use dnd/closing discord completely and im just constantly refreshing social media every 10 seconds and just stew in the bad feelings.

I don't know if just. leaving the internet cold turkey for a bit would do more harm than good.....i dont want to be alone and caught up in my thoughts. but i have a hard time doing things in 'moderation' and don't know how to even begin to roll back my internet/screen time usage

fandom is fun and great. but i dont think i should be using video games as pure escapism or playing them 24/7. im already getting bored and unenthusiastic about the things i like because its ALL i do.... I want to have at least SOME time away from screens. i hate having the impulse the check social media or refresh even 30 seconds (im even doing it NOW) but i just dont know where to begin in cultivating non-screentime hobbies and have the ability to focus on things more long term without having than doing 1000 things all at once to keep myself busy. i play video games muted most of the time, have a yt video playing, sometimes i'll stop mid video game and pull out my ipad while still having the games open, and im always on discord

there's books i still want to read, i eventually want to pick up sewing again. im considering getting a craft set for making those beaded bracelets (my brother gets them from concerts all the time and thinks it would be fun to make them too) but that all requires money

and i just. idk where im going with this rn but. any advice or suggestions or just. words of encouragement would be. really nice rn

[wildernessuntothemselves]

As a soogyu biased I just want to kms after the latest soulmates chapter 😭😭😭😭😭 I don't even know what to vote in the poll anymore, I hate what they did to oc 💔 I was rooting for Beomgyu at first but now I don't know, everything is so messy 😭 I hate them but I don't want oc to be left out at the end either 😭 I just know I'm going to suffer no matter what happens

Regarding nstbif: I don't want Kai to die 💔 I'm always rooting for Gyu in most of your fics, maybe because he is my bias but I'm not fan of this Gyu 😭 I want oc to end with Kai and have a long and happy life together but that's definitely not going to happen 💔

I can't wait to read the final chapters!!

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Hi mort! this is my first time writing to you. I discovered your account when you posted the second chapter of JJ, and I immediately got hooked. I’ve been following you since then, and I've read everything you wrote about txt.

I've always hesitated to reach out because I'm not very confident in my English, but after reading your recent announcement I felt I had to say something. I'm honestly heartbroken, as you are my favorite txt writer and the only one I actively follow, and I regret not showing my support sooner, especially since I've read and enjoyed all of your stories 💔

That said, I completely understand your decision, because I know that writing takes so much time and energy. I truly admire how you created such powerful work while managing everything else in your life. I just wanted you to know that your writing has moved me countless times, it made me cry, kept me up late wondering what would happen next, and it stayed with me long after reading.

I will eagerly await the ending of Nstbif and Soulmates, and I just know that even if you’re no longer active here after that, I’ll keep coming back to reread your stories. And if one day you decide to share something new with us, I’ll be here to read it too.

Thank you so much for sharing your work with us. Wishing you peace, happiness, and fulfillment in whatever comes next 💓

-A reader from Uruguay 🤗

The ending is definitely a gut punch so be prepared for it. I tried to hint at it with the boys' behavior but I fear no one is catching what I am hinting at 😭

Yeah this beomgyu is ruthless... but I still want him 😂 totally indefensible but idc

I understand. I know most readers are silent readers and though they appreciate and love the content they find it hard to reach out for one reason or another. We're all guilty of it, even I am. But at the same time if almsot everyone is not reaching out and the writer barely gets any responses, it gets to a point where it is hard to go on anymore. I was happiest when I am writing yamqn because I had such an engaging and lovely group of readers and it was every writer's dream. Maybe I feel so down now because I have experienced such an amazing wonderful little period and now I can never recapture that magic.

Thank you for reaching out in the end. It still means a lot to me and it makes me happy that you've connected with my stories so much. Who knows I might be back at some point but I would definitely encourage you to keep reaching out to the writers you love. It really is what keeps us going. It doesn’t have to be much. Writers appreciate even the small messages ❤️

[tobi-the-minnow]

21.) Fog - a thick cloud of tiny water droplets suspended in the atmosphere at or near the earth's surface which obscures or restricts visibility (to a greater extent than mist; strictly, reducing visibility to below 1 km).

Unsure of what to make of it i see a figure in the distance. "Hello??" I call out to it only to see it slowly turn to me; Glowing eyes stare through me sending shivers down my spine.

I realized i made a mistake. I start to back away slowly only for it to rush at me as if it was smoke rushing through the wind.

I let out a yelp as i trip over a root just as it gets to me, Me tripping seemingly made it disappear.

I get up and run.

"Eyes forward, dont look back. Eyes forward, dont look back." I say to myself as i rush forward, stumbbleing over tree roots as i keep my eyes ahead. The fog makeing it impossible to see more then 5 feet ahead of me as i tread onwards, feeling as if everything is just repeating itself.

I can suddenly hear laughter makeing me stop dead in my tracks, its distorted, it sounds like children.

What ever this thing is its toying with me.

"What do you want!?"

I yell at it as i back up into a tree.

"Y o u r b o d y ."

It retorts.

Its voice sounding like a million whispers flood my ears, i try covering my ears to block out the pain but it was to no avail.

" G I V E M E Y O U R F O R M ."

A paradox of screaming whispers deafen me and suddenly i couldent breath, i try to inhale only for the fog to force its way into my body.

I started to feel myself loseing control over my own body.

I tried to fight it but i was powerless to the fog.

[cliperry]

Here is the full translation, keeping it as close as possible to the original Japanese text while ensuring it remains natural in English.

50 Facts You Didn't Know About One Direction!

2015 Edition

1. Liam first auditioned for The X Factor in 2008 at the age of 14 but didn’t make it through.

Zayn planned to audition in 2009 but got too nervous and canceled at the last minute.

2. All five members entered The X Factor as solo artists in 2010, but after a suggestion from Nicole Scherzinger, they were formed into a group.

3. After becoming a group, they moved into Harry’s stepfather’s house, where they lived together and practiced singing to get to know each other better.

4. The name "One Direction" was Harry’s idea.

5. Although they finished third place on The X Factor, they still secured a record deal with Simon Cowell.

6. Their debut album, Up All Night, was recorded in Los Angeles, Stockholm, and London.

7. Niall learned to play guitar after receiving one as a Christmas gift. However, he can’t play the piano.

8. Liam is health-conscious, saying:

"I take care of myself better than anyone else does!" However, in December, he admitted in an interview that he once got drunk on alcohol and had a wild night out.

9. The members' favorite soccer teams:

Zayn, Louis, and Harry → Manchester United

Liam → West Bromwich Albion

Niall → Derby County

10. If they weren't musicians, they would have chosen different careers:

Harry wanted to go to university to study law.

Zayn and Louis wanted to become teachers.

11. One of the strangest fan gifts they ever received was a sanitary pad with a fan’s Twitter username written on it, which was stuck to a car window.

12. Liam’s audition song for The X Factor was "Cry Me a River" by Justin Timberlake.

He chose it because he had been cheated on by his girlfriend at the time, saying: "That was my way of getting back at her!"

13. Harry’s favorite Japanese snack is Toppo.

14. Louis was fined £80 (~$140) for speeding, as he was driving 4 miles (7 km) over the limit.

15. Niall’s favorite album is Bon Jovi’s Greatest Hits, and his favorite song from it is "Wanted Dead or Alive".

16. Harry loves boxing and is also a fan of Dyptique candles.

17. Louis loves visiting France and often goes there with Eleanor on vacations.

18. Zayn once bought his fiancée Perrie Edwards’ mother, Debbie, a house worth £200,000 (~$357,000).

19. Louis used to talk with his mouth full and click his tongue while speaking, which sometimes caused problems in class.

20. Zayn believes that when he attaches a piece of jewelry, he feels like he’s getting the support he needs.

21. Liam sings in the shower every day.

22. On The Tonight Show, 1D performed "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" with The Roots.

23. The members often call their moms, and if they can’t due to time differences, they send texts saying, "Everything’s okay!".

24. During concerts, they love reading tweets from fans in real time. Recently, they’ve also started answering questions from fans.

25. Louis’ most embarrassing moment:

He and Harry were walking together when a girl with a camera followed them. Thinking she was a fan, they posed for a photo together. However, she said, "Oh, no, I was actually just asking if you could take a photo of me!"

26. Liam’s most embarrassing moment:

His mother, Karen, tripped and fell in front of a huge crowd—and let out a fart when she hit the ground.

27. Harry is afraid of swimming, as he can’t float.

According to Louis, Harry also hates roller coasters.

28. Louis' biggest fear:

One time, when he went to use the bathroom, a pigeon was inside, and ever since then, he has been terrified of birds.

He is also afraid of getting older.

29. Liam cries when watching Toy Story (1995).

He also got teary-eyed while watching This Is Us (2013), saying: "There’s a scene where my mom talks about how much she misses me, and it really got to me."

30. Niall's biggest fears:

Claustrophobia (fear of small spaces).

Being surrounded by fans in airports or hotels.

Pigeons flying around before a concert.

31. Liam refuses to use restaurant spoons because he doesn’t know where they’ve been.

However, he is fine with forks and knives.

32. Harry once turned down a movie offer from Harvey Weinstein (the famous Hollywood producer).

Weinstein was so impressed by Harry's charisma that he wanted to cast him in a movie without an audition. He was convinced that Harry would eventually enter the film industry.

33. Liam and Niall share the same middle name: James.

34. The only member without tattoos is Niall, because he’s too scared of needles.

35. Harry’s favorite time of day is night because it makes him feel more free and open.

36. Niall’s natural hair color is dark brown.

37. Harry once dated older women, including Caroline Flack.

However, he says he wouldn’t date someone his mom’s age.

38. Harry had curly hair throughout The X Factor, but as a child, he had straight blonde hair.

39. One Direction’s Where We Are Tour (2014) grossed $282 million, making it the highest-grossing tour of the year.

It included 69 shows from April 25 (Bogotá, Colombia) to October 5 (Miami, USA).

40. Their tour also ranked as the 13th highest-grossing tour of all time.

41. 1D was the best-selling artist for merchandise in the world last year.

42. The band donated £600,000 (~$1.07 million) to the Stand Up to Cancer charity campaign from their Where We Are Tour earnings.

"1D World Gossip"

Check out the latest One Direction gossip from our UK correspondent!

Is It Happening Again? Naked Zayn… For the Third Time?!

While Zayn was celebrating his birthday, a nude photo of him started circulating online at the beginning of the new year.

Was this 1D's way of saying Happy New Year? Of course not.

The photo caused a stir on Twitter, but it turned out to be a joke.

The picture, said to be Zayn, was mostly obscured, with some tattoos missing, making it clear that it was a fake image created by someone.

Zayn Thanks His Fans

On January 12, Zayn turned 22, and to celebrate, his fans launched a fundraiser on JustGiving to support the British Asian Trust, where Zayn serves as an ambassador.

Instead of sending him flowers or chocolates, fans donated money to a good cause.

The original goal was $10,000 (~1.18 million yen), but by the end, they raised $11,300 (~1.33 million yen)!

According to the Yorkshire Standard, 1D fans have donated over £35,000 (~6.25 million yen) to various charities.

Additionally, by early January, £4,000 (~710,000 yen) had already been raised in preparation for Harry Styles’ birthday on February 1.

Fans truly are amazing.

Harry and Emma Watson: Secret Meeting?

As usual, Harry was out and about, but this time, rumors surfaced about a secret meeting with actress Emma Watson.

Now, the word "secret meeting" suggests they met in private, away from prying eyes…

But in reality, they were seen together on December 26, during halftime at a Manchester United vs. Newcastle United match.

So instead of focusing on the game, many spectators were too busy talking about Harry and Emma rather than Man U forward Radamel Falcao.

Harry was reportedly invited as an official guest with his father, so his meeting with Emma may have been purely casual.

Or maybe it was just a coincidence while heading to the restroom?

Still, in a stadium with 60,000 people, what are the odds of that kind of coincidence?

There's an old saying: "If it happens twice, it will happen three times."

Since they’ve already met at the Fashion Awards and this Man U match, the real question is: Where will they meet next?

A candlelit romantic dinner would be a lot more interesting, wouldn’t it?

Of course, that’s only if Emma is Harry’s type.

Harry and Nadine Leopold: More Than Friends?

Harry is rumored to be dating 21-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Nadine Leopold.

For her 21st birthday on January 7, Harry filled a car with pink balloons to celebrate.

That doesn’t seem like something a guy does for someone he's not interested in, right?

However, it’s hard to tell with Harry, as he always seems to be having fun with different people whenever he's in LA.

He frequently dines at trendy restaurants, goes clubbing, and attends parties.

One event that got a lot of attention was when Harry attended the birthday party of Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon’s lead singer/guitarist).

And guess who else was there? Taylor Swift.

As we all know, Harry and Taylor used to date, but they were reportedly very friendly with each other at the party.

Of course, they left separately, but this wasn’t the first time they ran into each other at a party recently.

Niall Leaving 1D?!

Some hackers are so skilled that they can break into the U.S. military’s Twitter account…

So hacking into celebrity news sites like Sugarscape or Yahoo! Celebrity is probably child’s play for them.

At the beginning of the year, these sites were hacked, leading to a fake tweet that sent fans into a frenzy—claiming that Niall Horan was leaving One Direction.

Luckily, both sites realized the hack the next morning, deleted the tweets, and apologized to fans for causing unnecessary panic.

However, not everyone saw the correction, and many fans were left devastated, believing it was true.

Graffiti: A Tribute or Vandalism?

It’s admirable when fans organize charity donations, but graffitiing public property? Not so much.

In Somerset, England, the Clevedon Pier became a sacred place for 1D fans after One Direction filmed the music video for You & I there.

The popularity led to a brass plaque being installed, which read: "One Direction filmed here."

However, because some fans couldn’t resist vandalizing the area, the plaque had to be moved to another location.

At one point, two girls were caught writing "We Love One Direction" along with their names on a tree next to the plaque.

A passerby notified the authorities, and the girls were forced to clean off the graffiti.

Due to incidents like this, the pier’s management decided to relocate the plaque near their office, where they can keep a close eye on it.

If you ever visit this pier, please remember: Don’t write on anything!

"One and Only Direction": The Tribute Band Nobody Wants?

Are tribute bands really that unwanted?

A Scottish tribute band called "One and Only Direction" seems to think so.

Last year, at 1D’s Edinburgh concert in Murrayfield Stadium, the tribute band was forcibly removed for safety reasons.

Recently, they appeared in a local newspaper, leading to an enormous wave of backlash.

It sparked over 500,000 negative tweets on Twitter.

Fans seemed to be sending a clear message: "One Direction is ONE OF A KIND. No imitations needed!"

Final Thoughts

Between nude photo hoaxes, dating rumors, and fake departures, 1D is always in the headlines.

No matter what happens, Directioners will always stand by their boys! 💙