#baffled?

[drydak]

nobody has the ability to leave fox alone this is so crazy

[mimimar]

the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..

[greelin]

people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable

[sidcrosbrainworms]

today’s ao3 experience

[laylaisthename]

he's king of the junjile....

[gothicwill]

Mads mikkelsen having to film mizumono on his birthday is so funny like “happy birthday!! Time to film the most emotionally charged scene of your career. We have a cake for you after”

[hexjulia]

lmao god, english upper class people... I was reading Mathilda, and there's all these monologues about the protagonist going insane from loneliness and not knowing how to act when she finally strikes up a friendship again; she has retired to a cottage in the woods and is essentially in hiding. All this time we're given the impression that she is utterly alone in that cottage. Much woe about the completeness of her loneliness. and then.

what do you mean your servant ...? in your cottage in the woods where you were so utterly alone? that one?

[ao3usermelancholyhues]

rb for larger sample size! feel free to elaborate in tags about your process.

[angeryyaz]

Opened fanfiction.net for the first time in centuries and I didn't think it would be that bad but like... I guess I forgot how much reader insert and author insert and mary sues there were? And it's also weirdly straight? Not only that but I looked up percy jackson fics because there are a lot of them in particular and If you sort them by number of favorites there's SO many of them pairing Percy with Artemis and Zoe Nightshade?

Like I'm usually not one to criticize ships, I love shipping things that will never happen but Rick writes a million characters you could pair Percy with and you go for the ones who want nothing to do with men? Like Artemis? The virgin goddess who Aphrodite herself has "no power" over??? The original arrow-ace?????

[arxcii]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)

[minnnieminmin]

Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits

[phoenixkaptain]

I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.

Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-

Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”

Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-

Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”

Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”

I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeremy Fitzgerald’s reaction to FNAF scooped Michael