#ban hairless cats

[riddles-n-games]

Random thing but does anyone remember that scene when Rohan broke into the neighbor's flat and says this:

So, we know the Grayson sisters have a cat called Katara. This is like basically confirming Savannah x Rohan, and I just know that Katara is gonna be a sucker for him. Also, now I just need Rohan to get a dog and the pet fam is complete. I can imagine him getting one of these:

The bigger breed is an Irish Setter, the smaller is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. He seems like a fancy dog breed kind of guy. But for work, this man prefers a Doberman Pinscher, German Shorthaired Pointer, or Brittany.

Recently, he's been researching Kleiner Münsterländers and is thinking to make it his first dog in a while.

Also, this man is a strong advocate against tail docking dogs especially since some of the breeds above are known for getting their tails shortened for the aesthetics. #stoptaildocking

He literally has a few accounts dedicated to such things when he's not pulling double duty as Factotum.

[komoboko]

Can you do hashira react to your pet? Tyyy🩷

𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐭

ft: Gyomei Himejima, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Obanai Iguro, Giyu Tomioka, Mitsuri Kanroji, Muichiro Tokito, Kyojuro Rengoku, shinobu Kocho, Tengen Uzui

who was gon tell me shionbu was afraid of fluffy animals

# gyomei ! ☆

You start to wonder if your cat may love GYOMEI more than it loves you. Gyomei was simply excited once you told him about your cat, but he wasn’t expecting to get attached to quickly. He’ll always try to make time in his day to take care of your cat, feeding it, bathing it, playing with it. Gyomei always makes the effort to bond with it. It’s not often you come home to see gyomei asleep with your cat lying right beside him.

# sanemi ! ☆

SANEMI trys to pretend that he doesn’t like your dog. When you first tell him about your dog his whole attitude doesn’t change and he really just puts on the persona like he doesn’t care. You know he just putting up a facade though, and he isn’t the best at hiding it. Especially when you found him sitting on the porch while trying to teach it new tricks by bribing it with treats.

# obanai ! ☆

He has kabumaru so OBANAI is prepared to take care of your pet, until he realizes you own a rabbit. It's not like he doesn't like it, in fact he thinks its quite cute if he was being honest. Its just that kabumaru doesn't really get along well with your rabbit, is what he says after kabumaru tried to eat your rabbit. Now you have ban obanai from pet sitting if kabumaru was with him.

# giyu ! ☆

GIYU is oddly similar to your pet cat. It's almost uncanny when you take in their similarities which is why you weren't surprised how much they got along when you introduced him to your cat. Your cat will linger around him when he stops by and will generally just spend all his time lazing about as giyu just accepts it and lets it due as it pleases.

# mitsuri ! ☆

When you tell MITSURI that you own a rabbit, she nearly destroys your eardrums with how loud she squealed. She fawns over it like it's her own child and does absolutely everything possible with it. Cooking? Your rabbit is reading the ingredients. Training? Your rabbit is cheering her on. Reading? your rabbit is in her lap fast asleep.

# muichiro ! ☆

MUICHIRO doesn't seem to question why you own a pet snake. Obanai has kabumaru, why couldn't you have one of your own. He likes to watch it slither around as he lets it hang on around his arm while he hangs out in your estate. Though, he has by accident let your snake out while uzui was visiting leading to it nearly eating his gym rats.

# kyojuro ! ☆

Not surprisingly, KYOJURO absolutely loves your dog. He always active with the dog. Many of the lower ranks have seen him walking your dog around the corps. Though, you do have to tell rengoku that your dog can't eat everything as he prepares to feed it a five star meal, that you happily took and ate ten minutes later.

# shinobu ! ☆

SHINOBU pulls a reverse sanemi as she tries to support your choice of getting a cat, but she refuses to see it. Your not sure why but shinobu absolutely shuts down any idea of seeing your cat in person. You can't grasp onto her fear of flufffy animal but you let it slide for now. The only time she does consider even taking a look is when you told her you got a hairless cat.

# uzui ! ☆

For some reason you let UZUI influence you in getting a pet, leading you to get a "flashy" pet parrot. He takes the parrot everywhere and always talks about how flamboyant it is and how much flashier it is compared to any other pet (he mainly says it just to spite obanai). Though you had to leave the parrot at your estate after you seen him let the parrot. fly around with his gym rats stapped onto its back.

[capitalisticveins]

SURPRISE D.A.M.N CREW GENERAL HCs ‼️

I don’t like making hcs on my phone but Friendsgiving yesterday rlly motivated me to just do it

— Caelum likes to chew on his shirt when he’s bored

— Dear has 5 umbrellas even though they live alone

— FL has no idea AI art exists

— Dear likes to buy Lasko ties

— Caelum thinks cats are adorable but is absolutely terrified of them

— Gavin is shit at golf, bowling, and basically every sport in existence except for gymnastics, cheerleading, and table tennis

— Huxley can flex his tits

— Lasko buys every fan except Lasko brand fans

— Dear hasn’t played Mario Kart before but when they first played with Lasko they decimated him

— Damien’s favorite kind of animals are the hairless ones

— Caelum can’t hopscotch

— FL can’t be trusted to go grocery shopping for people because they have shit willpower and no common sense they will buy the wrong brand of item you want and buy 3 packs of pizza rolls for themselves with the person’s money

— Huxley can’t jump rope properly because the rope can’t go around his body

— Damien has a schedule of what to wear and when. He wears specific shirts on SPECIFIC days of the week.

— FL has a child safety lock on their computer for Caelum and Gavin

— Everyone has to tell Damien where they’re going whenever they leave their houses

— Dear somehow got everyone’s number before Friendsgiving and asked everyone to point out Lasko’s use of Mahogany/Burnt Sienna on the letters

— Gavin isn’t allowed inside Max’s Rustic Pizza anymore

— If Damien would let him, Huxley would touch lava, like seriously slap it

— FL likes to dress up as Aang for Halloween

— Lasko and Damien are the only ones to own a bidet

— Huxley owns a mermaid dress

— Gavin owns a fur coat

— As a kid, Huxley was too shy to ask his moms to peel his oranges for him so he just sorta ate them with the peel on until he was 11

— Gavin is banned on tiktok

- and twitter

— Caelum’s wings flap like a hummingbird’s

— Huxley is the only member to buy proper sweet snacks. Lasko buys offbrand and Damien doesn’t buy sweets

— Gavin’s favorite cartoon character is Bugs Bunny

— Despite popular belief, Damien is willing to wear an itchy ugly christmas sweater

— Dear owns a border collie

— Lasko writes fanfiction

— Huxley’s luck is fucking amazing when he plays DND, so much so that it pisses off Lasko and now whenever they campaign with others he makes Huxley the dungeon master

— Damien doesn’t know how to skip

— Gavin can make his own alcoholic beverage at will

— FL isn’t from Dahlia. They’re from NY, but have never been in NYC

— Dear has a very strong opinion on Dasani. I don’t know if they strongly dislike it or strongly like it, but they feel very strongly about it.

— Huxley heard the news about the Summit online, saw it was hosted by Vincent and Lovely, recognized Lovely’s name, and went “wait a minute—”.

— Damien has thought about burning his baby pictures when Huxley found them.

— He attempted to do it when Gavin found them.

— FL has a sweet tooth and since Huxley is the only member to buy sweets, they sneak into his house and consume most of it.

After Damien moved in with Huxley he once woke up at like 2am to get a glass of water and saw FL hunched over sucking the frosting off of the mini cupcakes Huxley buys and chugging milk out of the container, their eyes were glowing in the dark and there was a ton of containers on the floor.

Damien went back to sleep without saying a word. When he woke up all traces of FL being in the house were gone and they don’t recall the night ever happening. No one believes him.

The only reference to the night happening is that all the snacks he saw FL eating were gone.

Lasko believes him but FL won’t let him tell Damien he believes him (it has happened to Lasko too and that’s why he buys offbrand).

— Gavin has accidentally killed someone with a rift.

— Caelum too but he doesn’t know.

— Dear is gonna buy Lasko rash ointment for Christmas with no malicious intent whatsoever.

— Damien owns the same amount of shoes as Milo.

— Gavin can’t swim. Gavin’s bad at a lot of things.

— Caelum can swim with water wings. Caelum’s good at a lot of things.

[sustainably-du-mortain]

The art of losing

Fandom: The Wayhaven Chronicles Characters: f!detective (Sadie Langford) & Unit Bravo Word count: ~2.5k A/N: Here's my secret santa for @nsewell. I had so much fun getting to know Sadie for this @wayhavensecretsanta! She's a sweetheart and I hope I did her justice. I hope you'll enjoy this!!

A yell echoes down the corridors as soon as Morgan steps inside the warehouse, making her instinct take over as she runs to the source of the ruckus. 

The screams lead her to the living room, and although she’s not quite sure what to expect, she understood, as the screams turned into a weird mix of laughter and complaints, that she didn’t have to worry. So, when she reaches the door, it’s not worry guiding her anymore but curiosity. What she definitely didn’t expect to find though, is the rest of the team, sitting on the carpet, Ava, towering over the other three as she kneels over the coffee table; pointing an accusing finger at Farah.

“I know you’re cheating!” She growls, almost making Morgan shiver. This is a tone the commanding agent rarely uses on them - despite them constantly getting on her nerves - and Ava must have sensed the very faint hint of fear in her teammates as her tone is way softer, almost pleading, when she adds: “You keep taking the pot!”

“How the heck do you want me to cheat!? I didn’t even know the rules of that game half an hour ago! You’re just mad because you’re losing-” The young vampire retorts, before she adds with a little glint of mischief in her eyes “-loser!”

Morgan has to hold back a laugh when Ava’s ears flush red with anger and Nat quickly scouts closer to her to land a soothing hand on her friend’s shoulder. She remembers a similar night, decades ago, when they had to ban game nights after Ava forced them to play the same game for hours because she kept losing or could tell that they were letting her win on purpose. Had she known they were playing a game, Morgan would have actually avoided the living room at all cost.

She catches Sadie’s gaze and cannot hold it anymore. The detective is seated between Ava and Farah and the look of pure panic in her eyes gives away that she’s regretting not going to the local Christmas market like they had planned. That she would have rather braved the heavy-falling snow than whatever is going on right now. 

‘Get me out of here’ she mouths, but Morgan doesn’t make any move to help her. In fact, she steps even further into the room, thinking this debacle might at least entertain her for a little while. It’s not like she’s got anything else to do anyways.

The detective, realizing that she won’t be able to get out so easily, mouths again ‘I hate you’, to which Morgan answers by blowing a kiss in her direction. 

Admitting her defeat, Sadie holds up her cat in Ava’s direction. “Could you hold while I play my turn, please?” She asks, barely hiding her attempt at defusing the situation.

And for a second, Morgan thinks this might work as Ava eyes the hairless cat, barely annoyed at being handled in such a way. She watches as the commanding agent sits back down, crossing her leg, almost preparing to take the cat. That is until she goes “You’ve been holding him just fine the whole time.”

Sadie makes a face at her. “Yeah, well unlike you, my legs are getting numb.” She states, not waiting for the vampire’s answer before putting the sheriff in her lap. The cat is already falling back asleep.

There's a moment of latency as everyone waits for Ava's reaction and, as she doesn't show any sign of exasperation, Sadie reaches for something on the table and the silence falls heavier when she makes it spin.

Morgan steps a little closer and sits on the sofa behind Sadie. On the table, she makes out the blurred lines of a wooden spinning top. Underneath it, the detective is crossing her fingers as tightly as she can bear.

In front of Sadie, two glass pebbles are sitting on the table. Morgan looks around the table and noticing that the others have similar piles before them - some much bigger, like Farah’s, and others only containing one more than Sadie’s stash, like Ava’s - she understands, despite having no idea what game they’re playing, that her friend is losing. 

The four faces of the spinning top become more and more visible as it slows down and starts wobbling. Although she can now make out the symbols on the four faces of the toy, she still doesn’t know what they’re supposed to represent. She hears Sadie take a deep breath before she actually stops breathing. She can’t help but think the human is being a little-over dramatic, but then…

***

The dreidel finally tips over and…

“Nun!” she yells, much louder than she intended. 

She hears Morgan hissing sharply behind her and realizes she’s probably broken her eardrums. So she turns around and mouths a silent apology, to which the vampire answers with only a grunt, before she goes back to the game.

Sadie stares at the dreidel laying on its side and lets out a relieved sigh. She’s not losing that round either, she thinks before handing her dreidel to Ava. The vampire sitting by her side, mumbles something as she does, but Sadie doesn’t get it. 

The two are competing for the second to last place and, so far, Ava is winning. Sadie crosses her fingers once again and prays. She prays that Ava lands on ‘Shin’, which would force her to add another token into the pot, meaning they’d be even. But as she realizes what she’s praying for, Sadie is torn between shame and an irrepressible need to laugh. She’s usually not that competitive, but seeing how invested she is in that game, she guesses being around Ava is starting to rub on her.

Ava spins the dreidel and it flies across the room, making everyone duck.

“Ava!” They all scream in unison.

“What?” She asks, acting like nothing happened. She acts like it’s completely normal to turn a dreidel into a projectile, despite the fact that they all know how much control she has over her own strength. 

Her ears turn pink as they all stare at her and she sheepishly avoids their gaze. A move Sadie has grown accustomed to these past months: she is trying to hide the shame of letting her emotions get the best of her. 

A loud gasp echoes around the room and they all turn to Nat who went to fetch the toy. “Ava! It made a dent in the wall!” she cries in horror, staring at the toy encrusted in the wall. 

Sadie’s mouth falls wide open and she struggles to hold back a laugh, but as she sees Farah and Morgan trying as hard as she is not to laugh and that the rest of Ava’s face is turning a bright shade of red, she cannot help but crack up in laughter. 

Ava and Nat instantly start arguing like an old married couple about repairing that hole.

But as the argument grows in length, Sadie’s attention is caught by a flash of light in the middle of the room. She could have sworn the Christmas tree wasn’t turned on when she  got here earlier this afternoon.

Farah, noticing her confusion, leans in her direction. “I set a timer,” she whispers, “although magic would have been cool!” She adds like she had just guessed what the human was thinking.

“You can do that with Christmas lights?” Sadie asks, genuinely surprised by that fact.

“Nat bought really fancy ones” Farah explains and Sadie can’t help but chuckle at this. 

Knowing Nat she should have known everything they had gotten to decorate the place was really expensive and she dares not imagine how much she actually paid. But judging by the tree sitting in the middle of the room, she probably spent more than Sadie’s salary this month.

This tree is so gigantic it’s almost comical. Upon seeing it, her first thought had been about Ava having a heart-attack when she first saw it and having another one when Nat asked her to bring it inside. Because although Nat could probably make Ava do anything as long as she used her best pleading eyes, Sadie is still wondering what Nat could have possibly bribed Ava with so that she accepted to do it. Not that she doubts Ava could do it, in fact, Sadie knows Ava can haul a tree without any difficulty. It’s just that her brain still cannot comprehend how she managed to fit that ginormous tree - that almost touches the high ceiling and takes up half of the room - through the tiny doors of the warehouse.

Yet it’s not the size that made Sadie burst into laughter when she first saw it, but rather the wide array of colors ornating it and she instantly guesses Farah had been the one doing the decoration.

She remembers the young vampire, less than a couple weeks ago, begging Ava to get a Christmas tree so that, as she put it, she could get the best of the human experience. But the commanding agent had refused, so Sadie supposes Farah must have changed strategy after that refusal and pulled on Nat’s heartstrings so that she would indulge her, like she always does, especially when Farah pulls the ‘I never got to be human’ card.

And today, Sadie was met with this… She’s not quite sure how to describe it. Calling it an atrocity would be quite harsh, but this is definitely a little bit of an eyesore. It’s like Farah had randomly grabbed garlands and ornaments and let her excitement take over when she put them on the tree. It kind of reminds her of that time her kindergarten teacher would let them decorate the Christmas tree in her room every year.

Sadie still has to hold back a laugh when she thinks of Nat’s reaction when she first saw it. She actually snorted when they decided to settle in the living room and saw Nat scrunching her nose at the sight of it, desperately trying to hide the fact that she disliked the arrangement. Before that, she had even caught her trying to arrange some of the garlands a little more neatly and actively replacing some. Nat had begged her not to tell Farah.

There’s a loud grunt by her side and Sadie realizes Ava and Nat have stopped arguing. And it seems like Ava has already played her turn. The dreidel they both share is laying on the table and she can’t believe her eyes. Ava has to put another token into the pot.

“This isn’t fair,” the vampire grunts.

“You’ve just got bad luck,” Nat tries to soothe her.

“My spinning wasn’t optimal. The cat sleeping in my lap is reducing my range of movement.”

“Are you really blaming the sheriff because you’re losing?” Sadie asks, offended.

“All I’m saying is that I couldn’t spin the dreidel properly.”

“Yet you’re still petting the cat,” Farah points out.

Ava’s mouth opens as she looks for something to say, but nothing comes out and instead she readjusts her position to accommodate the sheriff as he shifts in her lap. Sadie shakes her head, forces herself to look away not to let her feelings transpire. Yet she can’t hide the soft smile tugging at her lips after noticing the fondness with which Ava looks at her cat. Neither can she hide her heart beating a little too erratically.

She clears her throat. “It’s your turn, Nat,” she announces, barely hiding her attempt at changing the subject.

Yet as the small wooden top starts its rotation, her attention is brought back to the vampire sitting beside her.

Ava is readjusting the hairless cat’s sweater. She tugs on it, making sure it covers most of the sheriff’s body, despite the fact that it's not cold inside the warehouse. She rolls the little collar properly so that it doesn’t bother him, and when she’s done she scratches him behind the ears, a spot he particularly likes.

She likes catching these moments where the commanding agent briefly lets her guard down. These moments where her caring nature shows. Not only with her cat, but also with the members of the team. When she helps Nat to cook, despite the fact that she herself doesn’t eat. When she listens to Farah’s new interest that week and actively asks questions so that Farah knows she’s listening even though she doesn’t really understand what she’s saying. How she closes the blinds without a word when the sun shines a little too brightly through the windows, bothering Morgan. How she often comes to check on her when she’s sleeping over at the warehouse, making sure Sadie has everything she needs.

Despite how much she hates admitting it, she cares deeply for every single one of them.

Ava looks at her, a puzzled look on her face, and Sadie quickly reverts her eyes. She tries to find something else to look at other than the vampire sitting beside her, and her eyes land on the menorah sitting on the mantel.

This is the first menorah she has lit in years and, to be honest, she didn’t expect to find one here today - just like she wasn’t expecting the Christmas tree. But what really moved her was its beauty.

Sadie is usually not a material person, but this menorah is amazingly well-crafted. 

It looks a little bit like a tree made out of brass. The trunk divides into two branches, on each of them sits four flowers to hold the eight candles. The ninth flower sits in the middle, slightly higher than the others, and holds the shamash. 

Vines spread out  on each side of the trunk and rise to coil around the two branches holding the candles. On those vines are carved small, intricate flowers.

Upon seeing it, she teared up a little at the thought that Nat must have spent so much time carefully picking such a gorgeous menorah for her.

And so, after the sunset, before they started playing, she kindled the first candle, answering Farah’s questions about its meaning.

Someone taps on her shoulder, bringing her attention back to the game. They’re all looking at her expectantly and she understands that they’re waiting for her to add another token to the pot so that they can start another round of spinning, meaning she’s left with only one glass pebble.

Ava hands her the dreidel. She spins it and once again she’s crossing her fingers.

Sadie looks around herself as the spinning top starts wobbling. Ava is discreetly trying to pet her cat who purrs in the vampire laps, making the others chuckle. Farah whispers something to Morgan and they share a mischievous look and the detective wonders what they’re up to, although she’ll come to know sooner or later. Nat is sipping on her tea, keeping a fond eye on each of them and she smiles when their gaze meets.

The dreidel lands on ‘Shin’, but Sadie doesn’t care. She does feel a tinge of disappointment, especially since she has just taught them to play. But after all, this game is all about luck and she realizes she’s been lucky enough to find a new family this year, so maybe that’s all the luck she needed. 

[solace-and-sortilege]

Do the cats for each clan have a specific color set? Like are Boulderclan cats mostly gray? Are Fogclan cats brown? or do they not have prominent colors like that?

Nope! For now, anything goes! There is a list of bans though, which we are hoping to publish soon along with the server. Things like chimeras, curled/folded ears, manx/bob tails (born with, not acquired), hairlessness and size mutations are some of the things that are going to be regulated when the server is up and running.

[pagankingfinn]

Sometimes you end up with a hairless cat named Ushanka the Bald, who by public demand has been banned from cooking meals due to reports of dandruff.

[petnews2day]

Katie Price shares clip of dog WRESTLING her £1200 Sphynx cat after charity begs her to be banned from owning pets

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Katie Price shares clip of dog WRESTLING her £1200 Sphynx cat after charity begs her to be banned from owning pets

KATIE Price has shocked fans after filming her new £1,200 Sphynx cat wrestling with a dog. The former glamour model, 45, recently splashed out on the hairless feline despite PETA desperately pleading with her to stop owning animals. 7 Katie Price has shared a video of her new Sphynx cat wrestling with her dogCredit: instagram […]

See full article at https://petn.ws/nBefj #CatsNews #Animals, #Cat, #Frog, #KatiePrice, #Petition, #Pets, #Sphynx

[that-house]

Catch me rolling up to the warrior cats rp forum with my hairless cat warlord oc (Bingus Khan) and refusing to say anything but “*kills you*” and “wanna have sex” (I based him off of Genghis Khan i don’t know if you can tell) to see how fast I get banned

[pokemon-pal78]

Kingdom Of Dreams/ Chapter One:

Hi, my name is James , and you are probably wondering why my adoptive brothers and I are all beat up with bruises and broken bones. Yes, I know this sounds cliché, but please stick with me.

First about my adoptive brothers, Chase is six feet tall, has short brown hair, glasses, is muscular and has pale skin and blue eyes. He wears a white t-shirt, old blue jeans, boots, and has a belt with a bald eagle on the buckle. Maysn is five feet and five inches ,skinny, has long unkempt red hair, freckles, and also has pale skin and blue eyes. He wears a red jersey, black basketball shorts, and sandals. I am five feet and six inches tall. I have brown eyes, curly brown hair, and I have much tanner skin than my brothers. I am wearing a striped t-shirt, khaki shorts, tennis shoes, and have a silver chain necklace.

Now back to my story. It all started at an old dusty library on our college campus whose bookshelves were huge and they were set up kind of like a maze. “Man, why are we even here?” Maysn asked. “Well Maysn, we got banned from the bar because somebody got way too drunk and decided to pick a fight a bouncer!” Chase replied while glaring at me. “In my defense, I was challenged to a drinking a game and that asshole had it coming,” I replied. “That doesn’t make our situation any better,” Maysn said. “Look guys this is the only other remotely interesting thing on campus we can do so lets make the best of it,” Chase said before we explored the library.

I found a big book with a red cover lying on a little blue table, but when I opened it the pages were blank. I read the cover of the book. There was a message on the front saying “ehpl su lesaep!”. I said it to myself a few times to figure out what it meant, but then the book turned into a black hole and sucked all three of us up. (How rude of it)!

We fell out of the black hole and landed on soft, green grass in a wide open plane with clear blue skies and no buildings in sight. “Ow! James what the hell did you do now!” Maysn screamed at me. “I didn’t do anything, I was just looking at a strange book”. I told him. I looked down at my phone and it said I had a negative signal, somehow. We saw a sign that said “Welcome to the Kingdom Of Dreams, beware of Habiattackers ”. “Well we aren’t in Kansas anymore” I said. “James, our college is in Illinois,” Chase said. "But I was trying to make a joke… you know what, just forget about it. This conversation has already broken the pacing," I said annoyed. We spent a little while walking around until we fell into a mine that had broken rails, exposed orange crystal, and torches on the sides.

“Oof! That hurt, I think I landed on a rock,” I said. “James ! Get off of me!” Chase demanded. “Hey what's that?” Maysn asked. There were markings of a water drop, a leaf, and a flame. “Well that is weird,” I said. Then I heard loud yelling. We look over and see a lot of large, angry, hairless mole things with green eyes, cat-like ears, sharp claws and teeth plus green saliva coming out of their mouths. Apparently these things are called Habiattackers. Once we saw them we climbed back up and out of the mine but they kept chasing us.

Thankfully we saw a big beanstalk so we climbed it. We climbed about half way up it, but Masyn slipped and fell in a beehive the size of a castle. “Dammit Maysn! Why are you always getting in trouble,” Chase said. Then Chase and I realized we had to go in and save him

[theblackbookofarkera]

Court cat

The court cat as it is commonly known is a hairless feline that is favored by the nobility of the Tru-isil Empire. Modified by morphomancers of the Old World, the court cat is known for its uncanny intelligence. While they say there is nothing preternatural about this breed one need only spend a moment around one of these animals to doubt that.

“It wasn't its pink hairless skin or serpentine movement…it was its eyes. Those eyes…they were human.”

-Ban Micktor Oguz, Targyusian noblemen

[fly-pow-bye]

What’s Airing On Cartoon Network? (September 2021)

A pretty big month for Cartoon Network, as we get Cartoon Network’s next attempt at a preschool block: Cartoonito, starting in September 13th. This isn’t to say the slightly bigger kid’s side isn’t getting some content, as Victor & Valentino returns, and another HBO Max show makes its network debut. Details after the break.

The Fungies

September 3rd:

What About Cool James? - Seth wants some attention, but his family's too busy; when a lucky explosion forces Cool James to stay with him, Seth gets the attention he craves, until he sees how much his family loves Cool James. (8:00 AM)

Dino Club - Feeling pressured to start planning for a “real job” by his school’s career day, Seth instead modifies his body so he can be a dinosaur like Pam! Soon, all the kids follow suit. But they cause so much trouble, Fungietown bans dinosaurs! When an unknowing Pam is jailed for being a dinosaur, can Seth and the other kids crash her trial and clear her dino reputation? (8:15 AM)

Jellystone!

Another HBO Max show ends up on Cartoon Network.

September 4th:

Yogi's Tummy Troubles - Cindy accidentally turns Yogi into an unstoppable eating machine after installing a nuclear stomach in him. (9:30 AM)

Gorilla in Our Midst - When Grape Ape falls asleep in the middle of town square, it’s up to the citizens of Jellystone to move this mountain! (9:45 AM)

September 11th:

Boo Boots - Feeling unappreciated, Boo Boo gets a boost from a new pair of boots, but Yogi grows jealous of Boo Boo’s newfound popularity. (9:30 AM)

My Doggie Dave - When Doggie Daddy brings a disguised Augie to his guy’s night, she becomes the most popular member of the group. (9:45 AM)

September 18th:

A Coconut to Remember - When Magilla gets amnesia, Jabberjaw exploits him to score her dream job as assistant manager of the store. (9:30 AM)

Grocery Store - After Augie and Daddy forget a crucial ingredient while shopping, Augie embarks on a journey to retrieve those bananas. (9:45 AM)

September 25th:

Must Be Jelly - Cindy turns everyone into gelatin in order to finish her book club reading. (9:30 AM)

Cats Do Dance - After losing their alley in a dance battle, Top Cat and the gang might actually have to do some hard work to get it back. (9:45 AM)

Teen Titans Go!

September 4th:

Polly Ethylene and Tara Phthalate - When the Titans' beach day is ruined by garbage in the ocean, they learn all about recycling. (9:00 AM)

September 11th:

EEBows - Tired of getting pinched, the Titans' elbows rebel and soon bend the very fabric of time and space. (9:00 AM)

September 18th:

Batman's Birthday Gift - The Titans join Robin as he travels to deliver a birthday gift to Batman but they are detoured several times along the way. (9:00 AM)

September 25th:

What a Boy Wonders - Robin forms a book club to debut his new autobiography, but the Titans would rather discuss other books. (9:00 AM)

Tig N' Seek

This is probably incomplete.

September 3rd:

Hair Today - A mix-up at the groomers causes Tiggy to mistake a cranky, hairless cat for Gweeseek. (7:30 PM)

Who's This Guy? - This Guy is more wound up than usual and Tiggy encourages him to take a relaxing day off. Left in charge of the office, Tig and Seek learn it's harder than they thought to keep things orderly. (7:45 PM)

Total Dramarama

September 4th:

Erase Yer Head - Gwen orders a personality modifying ray to tone her perky parents but decides to test it on the class first. (10:00 AM)

September 11th:

Teacher, Soldier, Chef, Spy - When Beth, Duncan and Izzy break Chef's new VR helmet they have to recreate his game world to keep him from ever finding out the truth. (10:00 AM)

September 18th:

Thingameroo - When a lack of motivation threatens to sink the kids' chances in the Sportslete Athlaction Awards, they create the greatest mascot of all time to boost school spirit. (10:00 AM)

September 25th:

CodE.T. - When Cody gets sick, the kids want to send a message back to his home planet in hopes that they can save him, but Courtney is not in favor of this plan. (10:00 AM)

Victor and Valentino

September 4th:

Sal's Our Pal - When Victor and Valentino learn Tez has appointed himself the town leader "Huey Tlatoani" of Monte Macabre, they set out to un-seat him with the help of everyone's pal, Sal. (10:30 AM, half hour!)

September 11th:

The Fog - Victor and Valentino are fed up with Tez. He seems determined to ruin their summer in Monte Macabre. They see no other choice but to leave town for good. But will Tez let them? (10:30 AM)

September 18th:

There's No V in Team - When the children of Monte Macabre create their own underground soccer league, Victor finds an unlikely ally in Isabella. (10:30 AM)

September 25th:

Showdown at Mayahuel Garden - When Victor, Valentino, Charlene and Pineapple get separated from their grandmothers, Chata and Maria Teresa are forced to put aside their rivalry and work together to reunite with their grandchildren. (10:30 AM)

Cartoonito

Cartoonito will premiere on September 13th. There’s no full schedule for every episode that will air outside of the week of September 13th, but I can give the schedule:

Weekdays:

6:00 AM-7:00 AM - Baby Looney Tunes

7:00 AM-7:50 AM - Caillou

7:50 AM-9:00 AM - Pocoyo

9:00 AM-10:00 AM - Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!

10:00 AM-11:00 AM - Bing

11:00 AM-12:00 PM - Pocoyo (rerun of the 7:50 AM episode)

12:00 PM-1:00 PM - Caillou (rerun of the 7:00 AM episode)

1:00 PM-2:00 PM - Mush-Mush and the Mushables

Saturdays

6:00 AM-7:00 AM - Baby Looney Tunes

7:00 AM-7:30 AM - Lucas The Spider

7:30 AM-8:00 AM - Esme & Roy

Sundays

6:00 AM-7:00 AM - Baby Looney Tunes

7:00 AM-7:30 AM - Love Monster

7:30 AM-8:00 AM - Care Bears: Unlock The Magic

[aworldofyou]

    NUG TIME. So it’s occurred to me that realistically in Dragon Age, Leliana runs a nug farm and nug adoption home. So. Does your muse want a nug? Do you want several nugs? well you’ve come to the right place! Submit a form, with your muse filling out, and Leliana will either send a nug your muse way, or do a home inspection on your muse to determine if your muse’s home are nug-eligible for upcoming weened batches of nugs. Or interview your muse:

Nug Adoption Form: (Bold that which applies) ( for the safety of our nugs, please answer with honesty ) First and foremost: are there dwarves in your vicinity? ( required ) -  Yes , No do you live with a dwarf? ( required ) - Yes , No Are you sure? ( required ) - Yes, No disclaimer: if you checked yes on any of the above: if the dwarven neighbor inclined to eating nugs, please contact personally and we will have a discussion. If you are applied to this, please leave a location to conduct an interview: will not be traveling into caves or orgre strongholds due to safety of our employers.     ___ ( type location home here )__

Housing & Living Area:

Location of Hearth, of which precious Nug will be living: _________ Disclaimer, if there are any demons, undead, wild predators, dwarves with nug inclined eating habits, darkspawn, or any other dangerous living beings in your area, please refer to the disclaimer above, if you refuse you will not be nugeligible. Will there be other animals living with the nug, such as farm animals, friendly dogs, non-lethal cats? Yes , No Will there be children present? Yes, No. How many children: _____ Please Describe your Household:  Swamp , Castle, Farmland, Deeproads, Underworld, ( other: _________  )

And most importantly, Name of Nug - please be creative: ________

DISCLAIMER FOR KIRKWALL RESIDENTS: WE CANNOT LEGALLY SUPPLY NUGS TO KIRKWALL DUE TO MEAN SMALL MINDED FOLK WHO HAVE NUGS BANNED FROM THE BOUNDARIES OF KIRKWALL. (Though if interested, please note to refer to our trade as a pet supply of rare breed of giant, hairless bunny pigs. )

[kara-is-a-cutie]

hey there! I know you meant well by reblogging that video of the hairless cats but the way those cats are behaving stems from abuse and starvation.. that vid comes from an account on insta that has been banned for the way they treat their animals. Letting you know because you may not want to have that post on your blog. Sending you love, dear 🌼

Oh fuck I didn't know that! That's horrible and I'm taking it down ASAP!

[scaryscarecrows]

Murder by Nyquil

Happy Father’s Day, Bruce! (And, in a completely unrelated note, get fucked, Tom King.)

* * *

Jason has a cold.

Frankly, Bruce is amazed that it took him this long, but three months in, here they are.

He tried to go to school anyway, and mutated into a Minion of Satan when Alfred laid down the law and made him go back to bed. Bruce is…sixty-five percent…sure that he can’t really ram a Hall’s Cough Drop up the plague-bearer’s (er…other student’s) nose, but…well…

He’ll be checking that backpack for a few weeks. Just in case.

It isn’t that bad. A low-grade fever, headache, sore throat…nothing Dick, and by proxy, Bruce, hasn’t weathered before. A night or two of medicine will have him back in class (he doesn’t sit near the kid, right?) and that’ll be the end of it.

At least, that’s the idea.

Getting him to take the Nyquil is an uphill battle, because Jason is a ball of issues when it comes to anything even vaguely pharmaceutical. In the end, though, he swallows the red liquid, gags and goes on like all kids, and drops back into his pillow pile to scowl and mutter something about dictatorships.

And then his tongue puffs up like a Rice Krispy.

One epipen and frantic ride to Leslie’s later, it is determined that Jason has an allergy to artificial cherry. It is also determined that he will never take medicine from Bruce ever again.

“You tried to kill me,” he accuses from the back. Bruce has taken shelter in the passenger’s seat and Alfred is, annoyingly, staying out of it. “I said I’d be fine, and what’d you do? Poisoned me.”

“Jason…”

There’s an angry gurgle from the back that Bruce refuses to admit sounds like a mutated insect that he fought once, the one that spat acid. (Something with Ivy…for once, it had been an accident.)

He doesn’t feel bad for checking in the mirror, though. Just in case. Jason’s still Jason; curls limp, jaw set, arms crossed.

“You did this to me.”

“I had no idea you were allergic, Jason.” Calm. Rational. “If I had, I would never have made you take the Nyquil.”

“Lies.”

He thinks he feels the back of the seat slowly beginning to burn. He refuses to turn around and look lest he be caught in the beam.

“How about some ice cream?”

The burning intensifies.

“With what, arsenic in it?”

He looks to Alfred for help. Alfred’s mustache is quivering just a little bit and Bruce resigns himself to no backup. Why. Why. Dick never did this to him. Dick just…

Come to think of it, Dick’s puns grew substantially more horrible when he was mad at Bruce. He’s not sure which is worse, to be honest.

“We are all going to go home and go to bed.”

Yes. Yes, brilliant plan. Alfred deserves a vacation…but he can’t leave. He can’t leave them. Bruce has a standing ban from the kitchen after the Scrambled Eggs of ’87, and Jason…is overenthusiastic. The day will come that he can make a crème brûlée without hurting himself or his surroundings, but not right now. Eleven-year-olds don’t need to play with blowtorches.

Alfred stays.

When they get home, Bruce is only intending to make sure Jason’s really okay, but he takes maybe three steps towards him before the boy hisses like some sort of angry, hairless, deformed cat and scurries upstairs, coughs muffled in his sleeve.

“Alfred.”

“He will forgive you, Master Bruce.”

Bruce thinks he hears a gurgled, “Neverrrrr.”

But it’s probably just his imagination.

Hopefully it’s just his imagination.

THE END

[hyvee]

In reality pet ownership should be more of a companionship, a relationship you form with an DOMESTICATED animal. That should be the only concern you have, you want to care for and in turn form a bond with a domesticated animal who has come to depend on human support to survive. When one seeks out and purchases an exotic animal, one that can fend for itself and thrive on it’s own, there’s no room for that bond. It becomes a restriction on the animal, and their only means to purchase these exotic animals is to look cool and get attention. That’s the wrong mindset to have in pet ownership and every owner/exotic relationship is inherently an unhealthy one. (Omitting rescue centers who are trained to care for exotic animals that aren’t able to survive in the wild for whatever reason.)

The same unhealthy “I want this animal to look cool” mindset can also be extended to domesticated animals. There’s no reason to go to breeders when looking for a dog/cat if what you want out of the ownership is a bond. Going to the shelter will fulfill the needs of a pet owner who has a correct and healthy mindset of pet ownership. Going to a breeder to get a unique animal shows that there’s a desire for attention. “Look at my hairless cat!” “look at my goldendoodle!” That’s unhealthy pet ownership and leads to more animals being breed and in turn more animals dying in shelters.

Moral of the story: ban exotic pets and adopt don’t shop ❤️

[threeclans]

are there any bans we should be made aware of when creating our characters? for example, are chimeras, polydactyl, heterochromic, bob tailed, albino, etc. cats off limits? i know some groups don’t allow a member’s first cat to have banned traits.

We really don’t have any “banned” character traits except for things that would severely inhibit their ability to survive in the wild! This includes severe disabilities such as full blindness and deafness, missing limbs, hairlessness, and some other conditions. Even some of those traits may possibly be included in a character you make after being accepted, but we ask that you not apply with a severely disabled character.

However, we will allow some genetic abnormalities such as the minor traits you listed. But we also don’t want the entire loner group to be made up of unique traits since they’re supposed to be uncommon! So we might accept them sparingly. I’d say feel free to include those things about your character in your application, but please message a mod first if your idea might affect a cat’s life! 

- Mod Dusk