#barney x reader

[fannyspammy]

Fixing the Yips

Barney Stinson x fem!Reader

18+, hair pulling, fingering, daddy kink, unprotected sex etc

Based on S3E11 “The Yips”

A/N: this came to me while I was rewatching himym and I had to write it down so enjoy

You’d always gotten along with Barney, even though he could be absolutely ridiculous and childish. In fact, it was often your love for fun and adventure that brought you closer— laser tag matches, last minute flights just for a change in scenery, licking the liberty bell…

And you had to admit he was attractive. The suit effect was real, and the fact he wore them every day didn’t stale the fact; you’d never get tired of the sight of him in a suit. Still, you bet he was just as attractive without it. In fact you’d spent a few sleepless nights picturing him suitless, hovering over you (or under you). You were too proud to make a move, though, and although you didn’t know it, Barney was too shy to make a move on you.

But when Barney had run into Rhonda, the woman he’d lost his virginity to, he’d caught a bad case of the yips. You’d never seen Barney this way — so unconfident, so out of it, and you knew the perfect way to fix him.

You walked nervously up to Barney’s apartment, clutching your trench coat in the pockets. Your hair was pinned up loosely, holding your day old curls away from your face, framing it perfectly. When he opened the door he looked surprised to see you. But his face soon returned to its downcast expression as he trudged to the couch and slumped in his seat. His grey sweatpants and blue hoodie were a contrast from how you usually saw him, but you knew you only needed a few minutes to get his confident energy back.

“I heard you had the yips,” you said, stepping out of your heels. He glanced over at you without turning his head. You began to unbutton your coat as you strutted toward him slowly.

“I thought I would help you… fix it,” you said with a gentle bite of your lower lip. Barney turned to look at you, eyeing you up and down as you teasingly pulled back your coat, revealing the flimsy red lace that barely covered your body.

Barney raised his eyebrows. “Y/n what are you doing?” His hands instinctively resting on your thighs as you gently climbed into his lap. Lowering your lips to his ear you whispered, “I told you, I’m helping you.”

With that, you brought your lips to his. The kiss started out sweet and gentle, but soon your tongues were wrestling at a steady pace. Barney tugged on your hair, and you moaned as he pulled your head back, placing sloppy kisses down your neck. Your hair spilled from its pinned position and down over your shoulders as Barney kept pulling your hair and sucking hickies on your neck. You felt a growing wetness in your panties as a sudden need for more of Barney washed over you, and you ground your hips against him to satisfy your craving.

Barney groaned under the movement and you felt him growing under you. You unzipped the hoodie he was wearing and threw it across the room. Wrapping your legs around his waist you pushed your dripping core harder against him and dragged your nails down his chest.

Barney had a hand squeezing your ass and the other freeing your boobs from your bra before squeezing one as his tongue moved toward the other one, teasing the nipple before taking it into his mouth and sucking desperately.

“Mmm, Barney, more, please,” you begged, and he obeyed.

He looked up at you, eyes on yours as he continued sucking your breasts and slid a finger past your panties, through the wetness of your folds and began circling your clit. Encouraged by your moans of pleasure he went faster before thrusting 2 fingers in. Curling his fingers slowly, he watched lustfully as your face contorted in pleasure by his own doing.

“You like that, baby? Daddy making you feel good?” Barney purred into your ear as he pawed your breast roughly with his free hand.

“Mmm, yes daddy, so good… please, more,” you praised him.

“Tell daddy what you want.”

“I want — oh!— to feel you — mmm— in me, daddy… mmm please! I want to cum around your cock!” You said between moans.

Flipping you onto your back, Barney flung your legs over his shoulders and positioned himself at your entrance.

He hesitated before pushing into you. “You sure you want this?” he asked.

“Yes daddy please!”

Holding onto your hips he thrust into you, allowing you a moment to adjust to his size before starting a steady pace. The room was filled with the sound of your moans, your cries of pleasure and the slapping of skin on skin. The more you said his name the harder he thrust into you, hand around your throat, other rubbing your clit as your nails raked across his back, sure to leave marks.

Over and over again you called his name, and with every praise the yips left him, until he was back to his confident sexual self. Soon he was flipping you backwards and forwards, fucking you hard in a dozen different positions. You had already come twice, but were quickly brought into round three so Barney could finish.

About an hour later he had you pinned against his large window, arms held tightly above your head with one hand while the other held your leg up so he could pound into you from behind. When he was finally on the brink of his high he released your arms to circle your clit as he came hard in you, white liquid filling your pussy as you came with him, reaching your third high, a loud cry coming from each of you, your names spilling from your lips as he rode you through your high.

When you’d both caught your breath Barney turned you around so you were facing him. Tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, he looked at you for a moment, studying your face before placing a kiss on your lips.

“Thank you,” he said as he pulled away. You smiled at him before meeting him in another kiss.

Then Barney said something he’d never said to another girl.

“Wanna stay the night?”

[thesillyestwilly]

They're sooooooo in love with me 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭🤭😮‍💨😍😍💘💘💣💍💍💍🎉🔫🔫

[siennafrxst]

↳ fate 𖤐𓈒࣪₊˚

pairing: barney stinson x female reader

universe: how I met your mother (HIMYM)

word count: 1.1k words

cw: cringe 😍

click here to read the sequel.

As Barney swirls the whiskey in his glass, he scans the room to hunt for his next unsuspecting prey. In other words, the next woman he was gonna gaslight into having sex with. (💀)

Then, his eyes land on someone across the bar, sitting all alone by herself. Intrigued, he slowly approaches her while coming up with another one of his inane backstories to entice his victim as per usual.

But then, to his surprise, she turns to face him. “Hey, you need to try this.”

Slightly taken aback, Barney stares blankly at the drink in her hands, not expecting her to be the one to initiate conversation. “Are you trying to get me drunk?”

She lightheartedly frowns at his response. “No, I just want you to take a little sip. And no, I promise I didn’t drug it either. Here.” She takes a sip from her glass as proof, as though reading his inner thoughts.

Convinced yet still slightly bewildered, he shrugs. “Alright, fine; gimme.”

She hands him over the drink as he sets his down before promptly taking a sip, his eyes widening at the unfamiliar taste.

“Woah, that’s-“

“I know, right?”

He smiles softly at the grin on her face, seeming to lighten up his mood. “I’m Barney, by the way.” He reaches out a polite hand.

“I’m Y/N, it’s nice to meet you.” She takes his hand in hers and shakes it.

“It’s my pleasure. So, what’s a pretty lady like you sitting all alone in a bar?“

“And if I told you that I was waiting for someone?”

Barney lets out a scoff. “Then you wouldn’t have been wearing that frown on your face earlier.”

Y/N shrugs, knowing that he wasn’t wrong. “Fair enough. You want the honest, boring answer?”

He nods. “Try me.”

“I’m here to blow off some steam. I’ve been trying to find a job for weeks now. Can’t even nail a decent interview.” She chuckles softly, shaking her head to herself. “And what about you? Tall, blond guy in a brooding suit. What’s your reason?”

Barney sighs. “Do you want the honest, not-so-boring answer?”

“Try me.”

He slowly leans in closer, as though he was about to share an important secret. “I was sent as a spy from the future to warn about the upcoming rapture one thousand years from now. And the only way to save the world is-“

“Let me guess, to have sex with you?” she cuts him off, clearly not amused.

Barney blinks his eyes innocently, surprised at her sudden question. “What? Pssh, no,” he says, seemingly appalled. “Do you want to?”

Y/N rolls her eyes at the desperate man. “Okay, I see, so the reason why you’re here is to hit on dumb blondes and gaslight them into having sex with you by using one of your inane backstories?”

“And it seems as though you’re not one of them.”

They smile at each other, both cockily in a way that was playful yet enticing.

“I’m curious, though… does that actually work?”

“Oh hell yeah, and that’s not even one of the craziest ones I’ve used.”

Her eyes widen slightly, now intrigued. “Really?”

Barney nods. “I could tell you more, but we may have to be here for hours.”

Y/N turns around to check the clock on a nearby wall before promptly facing him once more. “I got some time to spare.”

Barney smiles, satisfied with her answer. “That’s what I like to hear.”

He sits on the chair beside hers as he proceeds to tell her more about his desperate ploys.

To them, their conversation had only lasted for a few minutes, but the next thing they knew, the bar was already closing and they had to be personally kicked out by the bar owner for overstaying their welcome.

The two decided to walk around the city late at night, lights flickering past as the moon shone high above, seeming to follow them in their journey.

“Wait, what time is it?”

Barney checks the watch on his wrist, suddenly putting a halt to his movements in surprise. “Woah. It’s almost 2AM.”

She stops to stand beside him, her eyes widening. “Are you serious?”

“Yeah, we just spent like 4 hours talking to each other.”

“Huh.”

“Huh indeed.”

They both take a moment to stare at one another, the silence oddly comforting. When they were together, it was as if nobody else mattered. No one else was sharing the moments they had except for the two.

Y/N purses her lips before speaking up, finally breaking the silence. “Well then, I have to confess something before this night ends.”

He hums, signaling for her to continue.

“I don’t usually let some guy even go near me whenever I’m at a bar, sitting alone grumpily.”

He chuckles lightly.

“But… I actually enjoyed our little date that isn’t a date.”

He smiles, taking a subtle step closer towards her. “Well, I think every date that isn’t a date should end with a good night kiss.”

He leans in to connect their lips, but to his surprise, she leans away.

“Tell me, Barney, do you believe in fate?”

Barney — clearly disappointed — frowns at her sudden interruption. “No, not really.”

She simply smiles at his disgruntled expressions. “Well, I do, and if we’re meant to be, then we’ll see each other again.”

“So am I not getting my good night kiss or…?”

She chuckles at his little pout. “Look, if we ever cross paths again, then you can give it to me. No questions asked.”

“Why can’t I just give it to you now? I promise I’m a great kisser. I got like a hundred different girls who can attest to th-“

She puts a finger over his lips, shutting him up in an instant.

“Be patient. I promise, next time, I won’t make you wait one more second.”

“If there even will be a next time.”

Y/N frowns at him as she removes the finger on his lips, earning an eye roll from him.

“Fine, if you want to play hard to get, then so be it.”

She smiles. “Good.”

“At least let me walk you home. Where’d you say it was you lived again?”

She gives him a knowing look. “Haha, nice try,” she says in a sarcastic tone.

“Can’t blame a guy for trying. But seriously, you sure you’ll be okay? It’s pretty late, and New York is filled with all kinds of creeps.”

Y/N smiles at his worried expressions. “Yeah, I’ll be fine. I don’t live that far from here.”

Barney’s eyes light up, pointing a finger at her. “Aha! So you do live somewhere in this area.”

“I could also be messing with you.”

He rolls his eyes at her once more as she giggles at him.

“Good night, Barney.”

He returns the smile on her face. “Good night, Y/N.”

this isn’t one of my best but I haven’t been posting in a while so… yeah. thanks for reading. x

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[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#611 Rawr Mephisto...

Mc: They don’t make them like me no more, I’m the last of my kind Mephisto: Thank god...

[rayelovesfanfictions]

Being Ted's little sister

Author's Note: I wrote this a while ago and even though I probably won't write any HIMYM stuff in the near future, I don't wanna let this headcanons go to waste... So enjoy!

He's always very considerate, thoughtful and understanding. Though he does crack a lot of jokes when you're trying to tell him a story, he knows his limits.

He gives the best advice... Not in fashion, though.

He definitely has a soft spot for you

He never lets you near Barney. Never.

Definitely gives you his jacket when it's cold which you found very odd because he never does that before

If you're having a bad day or if there's something going on with you, he'll know before anyone else notices

And if you are having a bad day, he usually takes you out to your favorite place (either a restaurant or a bar) to cheer you up

You can't wrap your head around the fact that you both used to scream at each other’s faces when you both were teenagers, but now you guys are so caring for each other

Even Marshall and Lily were very confused about how calm and loving you both are now, compared to a few years ago when you guys are still in college

But you both still roast each other very often

If a guy ever breaks your heart, he's not afraid to throw hands (with the help of Marshall, of course)

When you're feeling gloomy or needed a shoulder to cry on, Ted would be the first person to come to mind. Same thing goes to him.

You never realized after all those years, he actually gives you the best hugs. It's always comforting to you.

The presence of him always seems calming to you. It's like you know he can protect you, and he always will.

When it comes to you, he's never hesitant to apologize first

He's the first person to show up when you're sick

Even though you both used to fight and argue a lot when you were younger, now you both realized how important and how you both love each other so much

Since the only Mosby living in New York are you and Ted, he has become the person you trust most

[amiadeadpoet]

why is ted mosby so underrated???? fanfics on him are literally nowhere...

[miyuhpapayuh]

anytime, anywhere.

Sitting at his chair, Lee neatly stacks his papers together and places them beside his computer. Getting his work early was something that rarely happened, since everybody likes using him to solve their problems and help break down their theories.

He turns away from the computer and watches the heavy blankets of rain fall over Manhattan. He sighs and calls his longtime girlfriend, Gina.

"Hey baby, I was just about to call you." Her sweet voice comes through.

"I miss you, baby."

"Really? How much you miss me?"

He chuckles, knowing she was up to no good. Hell, neither was he.

"Bring ya fine ass up here and I'll show you."

"Give me ten."

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At the home the couple shares, Gina steps out the shower and places her towel around her body. She removes her silk wrap, letting her pre-curled hair fall over her shoulders. She moisturizes her body and reaches into her top drawer, grabbing the new red lingerie she bought last week.

Putting the skimpy material on, she grabs her black trench coat and black thigh high boots. She applies her smudge proof red lipstick and heads out the door.

Arriving in front of the building, she hops out of the car and shields herself from the rain with her umbrella. She steps into the warm lobby and heads toward the elevator. She steps inside, tightens the straps of her coat and pushes the button to take her up five stories, where his office is located.

She taps her nails against the railing inside the elevator, waiting for it to get to her destination. The doors slowly open and she steps off, making her way down the hall.

She passes some of his colleagues on the way, waving and saying hello before, stopping in front of his door.

She twists the nob and pushes the door open slowly, watching his handsome face come into view. She slides in and closes it back, locking it behind her. Her heels click again the marble floor until she gets to the carpet.

Lee groans at the sight of her; curls flowing around her, lipstick covering her thick lips, dark coat hiding God knows what underneath and the intense look in her eye is enough to drive a man crazy.

She steps around his desk, pushes his chair away from it and straddles him, making the coat fall away from her legs. She wraps her hand softly around his neck, pressing her lips against his.

He groans into the kiss, rubbing her exposed skin. He breaks away from the passionate lip-lock to look over her shoulder. He tries to lift the material up but, she smacks his hands away.

"Whatchu doin'?"

She smirks and stands up from his lap, moves his papers to the other side of the desk and sits directly in front of him. She places her heels on either side of his chair, inviting him the stare at her core.

She slowly unties the straps, letting them fall to the side. Popping each button as she goes along, her lingerie threatens to pop out but, she keeps it concealed.

"You ready, Daddy?" She asks.

He nods, biting his lip and continues to stare at her.

"A closed mouth don't get fed, baby. Say it."

"Take that shit off before I do it myself." She grows wet at his demand. Pulling the coat away from her shoulders, it falls away from her body. Lees' eyes pop out of his head at the sight in front of him.

He stands from his chair, gripping her up by her neck. She licks her lips, smirking up at him. He shrugs out of his suit jacket and unbuttons his shirt.

"You came prepared, huh?" He turns her around, pushing her into the desk. Pulling the material aside, he presses his hand against her heat.

"You just knew this was gonna happen, didn't you?" He asks against the shell of her ear.

She whimpers as he rubs the pads of his fingers against her dripping slit. She bites her lip, turning her head to stare at him.

"I'll buy you new panties." He rips the fabric away from her hips, pushing her top half down onto the desk. She moans as he places his hand back around her neck, continuing to rub her.

She hears his pants hit the floor and her anxiousness grows. She feels his hardened length against her slit and moans out.

Lee pushes halfway into her warmth, grunting at the feeling. Gina immediately tightens around him, halting him from going any further.

"God dammit.... relax." He groans, pulling out and pushing back in, “let me get up in there...”

"Fuck... just like that, baby." She whines as he fills her to the hilt with every stroke, driving her crazy.

"Oh shit... oh shit!" She pushes at his hip as he speeds up. He doesn’t stop until she’s a quivering, whimpering mess, leaving her sticky mess all over his desk.

He pulls her up and pushes her against the cold window, her legs around his waist.

He plunges back into her wetness, pressing her into the glass. Her soft whimpers and his animalistic growls collide.

"You're so naughty, baby." He speeds up, leaving Gina breathless. Every stroke, he whispers naughtily in her ear.

One.

"Coming in here, looking like sin..."

Two.

"Got me fucking you against this window," Her mouth drops open as he rolls his hips, digging at her spot, "showing the world... who you belong to."

Three.

"Shit... I'll fuck yo pretty ass, anywhere." He growls into her ear, feeling her clamp down on him.

"I'm gonna— fuck! Fuck!" He pulls her hair, making her head jerk back. She places one hand against the window and the other, on his thigh.

"Cum on this dick, Gina...." her body starts to convulse as his strokes become more powerful, sending her over the edge.

A short squeal followed by several obscenities leave her lips as she releases harshly. Lee wraps his arm tightly, around her waist and continues to drill into her.

"Ah! Babyyyy!" Feeling his orgasm catch up to him, he slams into her harder, knocking her over the edge once again. Her voice gives out, from the screams.

"Oh God..." Lee thrusts into her one more time before, filling her up. He pulls her away from the glass and sits her in his chair, reaching in his drawer for baby wipes to clean her up.

"You're so cute for having these in here." She laughs. Lee chuckles, as he redresses.

"Anything for my baby." Gina stands up and pulls her black trench coat back on. She tightens the straps before, walking over to Lee, placing a kiss on his lips.

"I'll see ya later, baby." He watches her disappear through his door and rubs his hand down his face, smiling.

"She's something else."

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[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

clint barton as your older brother headcanons :)

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 685

request: yes / no

original request: "Hi! I love your teen avenger series so far, it's amazing! Do you think you could do headcanons for being Clint Barton's younger sibling? Thanks ❤"

dynamic: clint barton x younger sibling!reader

characters: clint barton, a little barney barton as well, maybe some kate bishop, lucky the pizza dog ofc

a/n: THIS TOOK ME SO LONG IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY IM SORRY :( but tysm for it!! gotta love clint barton :D also, requests are open, so send an ask any time!

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having clint barton as a big brother really prepared you for anything

and when i say anything i mean anything

he once snuck up on you while you were at the grocery store

IT WAS SO MEAN OMG

like he literally hid behind one of those displays of chips

and then jumped out when you passed him

he was fr laughing so hard

then this old lady told him that he was rude so he got what he deserved

when it was just clint and barney, barney made clint learn sign language so that he would communicate with him

and so when you were born, barney was determined to have you learn it too

little did he know, clint had discovered bad words.

one thing led to another, and let’s just say the sign language clint taught you didn’t exactly mean what he told you it meant

barney was so mad omg but it was so funny

i feel like clint likes to invite you and barney over for dinner

not that barney comes bc that man is out doing who knows what

but he always gets pizza

like every single time he gets pizza

and he buys way too much

you once asked if he could get something else

and then once you got to his place, there was pizza on the table

smh

an important part of your relationship is that whenever you’re around, lucky ignores clint and only listens to you

and he gets super annoyed

like he’ll try EVERYTHING to get his dog back

but it doesn’t work :) 

you also have a really good relationship with kate

the two of you meet for coffee every once in a while just to gossip about clint

because let’s face it, the only person who has more blackmail on that guy is barney

i think clint would be a pretty protective older brother

he definitely calls just to check in on you

except sometimes he’ll call and do voices

i feel like clint would do a lot of voices

like celebrity impressions or accents

and so you’ll answer the phone and he’ll be trying to sound like bruce springsteen or something

and it’s always a really bad impression too

but he’ll try to have you guess and then he’ll tell you what it was after

and you always go “oh ok. i definitely heard that. yep.”

and then he just hangs up.

but he always calls back don’t worry :) 

clint also frequents antique shops.

but he doesn’t buy stuff for himself because he knows he’ll break it

so he swings by your place a lot with the most random stuff

sometimes it’s cool

like one time he gave you this lamp that looked like a taxi sign

but then once he gave you one of those really creepy baby dolls

from like the forties or something

and he just dropped it off by your door and ran away

and then he sent you a text like “check the front door…”

IT SCARED YOU SO BAD

you called him to yell at him but he wasn’t listening because he was laughing so hard 

you have a lot of eating competitions

barney used to take the two of you out to eat when you were younger, and you would both get four ice cream sundaes

and barney would just roll his eyes because he knew what was coming

you’d try to eat them as fast as possible

it usually ended with someone getting sick or with ice cream all over their clothes

and barney would just be sitting there, eyes closed, wishing he didn’t have such weird younger siblings

but don’t worry, he secretly loved the two of you :)

i like to think you knit and crochet stuff for clint a lot

and at the time he won’t look that excited but then he’ll wear it every chance he gets

you made him this purple hat thing and he literally won’t take it off

but he has to find something wrong with it, so he says it’s not warm enough

but you know that’s a lie!!

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[keigo-takamis-no-1-simp]

Ｋｅｉｇｏ Ｔａｋａｍｉ Ｘ Ｒｅａｄｅｒ／／ Ｔｏ ｈｅａｌ ｉｓ ｔｏ ｈｕｒｔ（Ｏｎｅ ｓｈｏｔ）

CW/TW: Depictions of abuse, SA themes, drugging, alcoholism, depression, dissociation- please use caution when reading.

𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: Hawks x Reader

𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: You'd been dating Dabi when you met Keigo. Over the years, you finally managed to break free from his abusive grasp. But when Keigo unintentionally does something far too similar...

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: ANGST

Note: Dabi is a little shit

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝: 1903

𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

Your life had been in absolute shambles. You’d lost your job, your parents disowned you, and you were inevitably evicted from your apartment when you couldn’t make ends meet. You’d tried several things, of course… but it wasn’t ever enough. 

You’d been at your wits end. What was the point in continuing? You had no friends, no family, no job- you were a burden on society. 

That’s when you met Dabi. 

Rude, blunt, but honest, he offered you a place to stay, and people you could thrive with. The League of Villains. You’d clicked with Toga and Twice fairly quickly, and Dabi was… kind. To you, at least. You were able to see a softer side to him that no one else had. Toga warned you, of course, that he could be manipulative. 

But wasn’t being manipulated better than being alone- better than being dead? 

He bought you gifts, showered you in the affection he could give, and you were there for him when things got tough. All and all, it seemed like a good relationship. Like you’d found someone who wanted you for you. 

After about a year, though… his true colors began to show through. He didn’t take care with his words when it came to you anymore, and often snapped- taking his frustrations from his father out on you. 

It didn’t take long before those frustrations turned from verbal degradations to physical harm. You kept your body covered to hide any possible bruising. You found yourself wondering where the man who took you in- the man you loved and thought loved you- vanished off to. 

One painful situation to another, it seemed. It was better than being homeless, of course. But you no longer felt welcome in the League. He made damn sure of that- after all, you had gone from his girlfriend and partner to… well, for lack of better words, punching bag. 

Burns and cuts constantly littered your skin. Turns out those gifts were nothing more than peons in a game of chess you hadn’t even known you’d taken part in. Each one with their own strings attached. 

When Hawks began to meet with Dabi, it was hard not to notice him. Large vermillion wings, golden eyes, and a smile that could light up a room. Though… there was something to him that you couldn’t put your finger on. So, you simply kept your distance. 

Just like you did with everyone. 

You were a healer- little more than that. Your quirk had the ability to harm others as well, but… Dabi had found a way to suppress that part of your quirk. The only downside to the healing part of your quirk was that you couldn’t heal yourself. You’re pretty sure that’s the only reason he let you keep using it. 

You’d been on the roof of the shitty little bar the LoV hid out in, looking up at the stars. It was cold, but you didn’t mind. For once, you’d been wearing little more than a t-shirt and shorts. The cold reminded you that you were real- something you’d begun to forget. 

You were drunk, drugged, or dissociated most of the time. Not by choice, but you were too weak physically to fight back. No one else bothered to step in if they noticed. Your body absolutely ached. He’d hurt you in ways you would never be able to tell another living soul about. 

The worst part about it was that you couldn’t even fully remember it. All you remembered was the argument leading up to it. You’d been concerned about something, and he didn’t want to talk about it… so his solution was to simply fuck you stupid. Whether you wanted it or not.

The drugs had finally worn off, leaving you in some semblance of a human state. The stars were beautiful… and it made you feel so small. So insignificant. You’d been so enraptured in their beauty that you hadn’t heard the wing hero approach. 

“Hey kid- whatcha doin’ up here so late?” He’d dropped his coat around your shoulders, much to your surprise. You’d jolted out of your thoughts, looking up at those golden eyes. He leaned over you just a little, hands in his pockets. 

“You really should take better care of yourself. You could catch a cold up here.” He teased, and… it was then that you knew you’d be in trouble. He was kind, empathetic, and extremely intelligent. 

That night, he hadn’t asked why you were up there on the rooftop. If you were really simply looking at the stars, or if you were going to do something stupid. 

No, nothing even close to that. He asked you what your favorite foods were, what sorts of music you liked, and what sorts of things you liked to do in your free time. The wing hero wasn’t the sort of man you’d seen on television. He was… human. 

He made you laugh. You couldn’t even remember the last time you’d even smiled. 

Another detail you’d noticed was he didn’t ask about your involvement with the LoV, as he had with the other members. Just asked how you heard about it, and… left it at that. 

You felt like a person again… something you’d missed.

After that interaction, you began to speak to him more. Chatting, telling jokes, and smiling. Something he didn’t see you do much before then. Of course… Dabi noticed the trend quite quickly. 

The night came in which Hawks was to meet you on that rooftop once more. It was a weekly routine- if he had the time, around 11 pm, he’d swing by and chat for a bit. Complain about hero work, and you’d listen and joke around with him. 

When you’d come to find Dabi there instead… to say you were surprised would be an understatement. He was drunk, visibly so, and dragged you back inside. He wasn’t too incapacitated enough to wrestle you into a position you couldn’t fight back… and that was the night he branded you. 

You distanced yourself from everyone after that. Your happiness had led to physical pain, so… why would you risk it again? Of course, Hawks- being the perceptive man he is- picked up on how distant you were immediately. 

Upon finding out over the span of a few weeks that Dabi was not only verbally abusing you, but beating you, assaulting you, and had outright branded you- he’d heard more than enough. 

Two and a half years later, you found yourself with him. He was open with you. His true name was Keigo Takami- and he was supposed to infiltrate the LoV to take them down from the inside. He walked a fine line with the commission- good and evil. He got his hands dirty so other people wouldn’t have to. So the city could sleep at night. 

He’d had to kill people in the past. Hawks was a facade given to him by the commission, and the true him was erased from history. When you had told him you loved the true version of him… he’d cried. You held him. 

You were the first person to treat him as though he were a human being- not some god or idol. And you were more than happy to provide. 

Keigo didn’t know many of the details about your relationship with Dabi. You’d taken care not to disclose too much… as his father was abusive towards him, you were worried about somehow triggering him. On the other hand- that left many things up to interpretation. 

Which led up to the current problem. 

“Keigs, please- it’s just a day off, you’re going to wear yourself out,” You plead softly, cupping his cheeks in your palms. He sighs, gently pushing your hands away. 

“[Name], we’ve talked about this. I can’t just ignore my hero duties for a day when I get a cold. People die if I’m not out there.” He pinches the bridge of his nose. You’d been talking for 25 minutes at least about this- and this was the 4th time this week. 

He was about done with it. 

“You have sidekicks for a reason- I’m just worried about you,” You sigh, leaning back a bit. It was roughly midnight at this point, and you both should’ve been in bed hours ago. But what had been simply joking around had turned to a serious conversation about his well-being. “I work in healthcare, I get it, but-” 

“No, [Name]- you don’t. I’m not some worker, I’m number 2. I can’t just take a day off.” He growls, before gently pushing you onto your back. “Now be good for me..” His voice lowers an octave. Something that normally made your stomach tighten with arousal made it twist uncomfortably. 

“Keigo, please-” You try, but he pushes your legs apart. Your heart is slamming against your ribs. When his hands tug at your shorts, you’re frozen. 

They slide down your legs easily, leaving you exposed. Your breathing picking up, you try to close them- only to be met with him growling. 

He’s about to eat you out when he glances up- something he always did to make sure you were ok. Upon seeing the tears in your eyes and flowing down your cheeks, he immediately stops. 

“Baby bird,” He murmurs, sitting up and shifting to your side. He’s gentle to pull your shorts up, and once you’re fully covered… a choked sob escapes your lips. 

“Hey, hey- it’s ok,” he gently guides you into his arms, and- you’re tense. You usually relax in his arms. “Birdie, please… it’s ok, you’re safe…” he whispers. Then it hits him. 

The smell of cortisol is practically radiating from you. You were afraid. He brushes your hair out, ensuring his hands stay either on your waist or elsewhere- away from your intimate areas. 

“I’m sorry, I-” You hiccup, rubbing your eyes. Keigo’s heart breaks a bit. His baby bird, his angel- they were crying because of something he did. And they were trying to apologize for it. 

“Shh… it’s ok, you didn’t do anything wrong, I promise. I’m sorry for pushing you into that…” He coos, untangling your hair gently with his fingers. 

“I- I just- please, if- if we’re talking about something, I’d rather you get mad or something than-” You can’t even finish your sentence. It’s then that it clicks. 

“He did that to you, didn’t he..?” His voice is barely above a whisper, and his stomach drops when you confirm it with a nod. “I’m so sorry..” 

You turn burying your face into his shoulder. “I’m… I’m just glad you stopped… Please, just- just talk to me instead..” You murmur, your voice cracking. He holds you just a little tighter, placing a gentle kiss on the top of your head. 

“Of course… I won’t ever do that again, I promise you that on my wings.” He hums into your hair. You hug him just a bit tighter. 

Dabi was one to hurt and give an excuse… Keigo, on the other hand, genuinely cared when he hurt you. When he made you cry. When you were upset. Because… he loved you. 

Something Dabi never did… and even though it was hard, you were starting to learn that maybe, just maybe, you did deserve to be loved. To be cherished. 

To be wanted. 

And Keigo would be damned if anyone let you feel like you didn’t.

[catherinnn]

Don't make this bigger than it actually is. Part one

Sirius x reader as Barney and Robin from How I met your mother.

Sirius and Y/n were just friends who, ocationaly, hooked up sometimes, but wasn't really a big deal, at least they didn't want it to be, until their friends found out.

warnings: mentions of sex but not actual smut, cursing, my English. I think that's it.

a/n: This was supposed to be just one story but I had to break it in two parts because I got carried away and made it a little too long. So if you like it let me know please and I will post part two as soon as I can!

“Alright, we should really get to class now” Y/n said to Sirius while she was getting up from his bed and began to look for her uniform which was all over his dorm room’s floor.

“We still have like ten minutes until the class even starts, get your arse back in bed right now” he demanded.

“We have class with McGonagall now. Are you sure you want to be late with her?” she said while she was dressing up again.

“Ok, I guess you’re right” he stood up and started to dress himself too.

They had started this ‘friends with benefits’ relationship a month ago. They’ve had a crush on each other for years now but none of them has ever been good in serious relationships. They didn’t want the commitment and responsibilities that a relationship needed. They just wanted to remain friends… who had sex occasionally. What’s wrong with that?

They hadn’t told any of their friends about this. They didn’t want to make such a big deal about it, they really were just friends who had good sex together. And they knew that the others wouldn’t take it so lightly, so they decided to not say anything.

But that could get really hard sometimes, like the time they were making out in Y/n’s dorm room, which she shared with Lily, Marlene and Mary, Y/n told Sirius that the other girls were in the library studying with Remus, like they usually did, and they always took at least an hour in there, but this time it seemed like they didn’t need so much time after all. Y/n and Sirius were in her bed just making out when someone tried to open the door and failed, thank Merlin for the spell Y/n had remembered to cast on the door.

“Y/n? Are you in there?” Mary asked fighting with the doorknob.

“Yeah, just give me a second!” Y/n shouted so they could hear her. “Um- just- pretend you were helping me with homework” she told Sirius who grabbed a book from the desk next to her bed and did as she said.

Y/n opened the door and the three girls entered the room. “Oh hi Sirius” Lily greeted him. “What were you guys doing?” she asked.

“Hello Evans, I was just helping Y/n with a question she had about the potions homework” he responded smiling at her.

“Why didn’t you just ask Lily? She's the top of the class in potions” Mary asked.

“Yeah and why was the door locked?” Marlene said this time.

“Oh- I- Um- Sirius saw me struggling with it and he offered to help that’s all” Y/n responded with the first thing that came to her mind “and the door was locked because… we kept… studying and… we didn’t want to be disturbed” she said nervously.

The girls accepted that response but Lily kept an eye on them just in case.

Another time they had almost got caught was a few weeks after that, in the marauders’ dorm this time—well, in the marauders’ bathroom actually. Y/n and Sirius were taking a shower together when they heard James and Remus entering their dorm room.

“Sirius? Is that you in the bathroom?” James asked.

“Yeah it’s me, why?” Sirius answered with his guard up, he stopped rubbing the shampoo he was putting in Y/n hair, as if James could hear that.

“I have to pee, I’m coming in mate”

The couple stood still behind the shower curtain with wide eyes as they looked at each other not making a single sound, too afraid that anything could make James question something, thank Merlin again for making the curtain red and gold and not some clear and see through colour.

When James was out of the bathroom the thing was, how to get Y/n out without the other guys seeing her. They waited a few minutes to see if the others left the dorm but realised that that would take forever. So they came out with another plan.

Sirius got out and started to get dressed as if Y/n wasn’t half naked in their bathroom, he tough of himself as a good actor.

“Um Prongs, I’m going to need the invisibility cloak for a minute, I think I have a prank idea but I need to see if it would work fist” The older boy said.

“Yeah sure, but you’re telling us how it went later, right?” the curly boy told him.

“As always my dear boy” Sirius said with a grin “Oh wait, I forgot something in the bathroom, let me get it first”.

He walked in the bathroom again and Y/n and him got under the cloak and got out of the bathroom. Sirius sticked his head out of the cloak so his friends could only see him, that way they wouldn’t get suspicious.

“You sure you don’t want us to go?” Remus asked this time.

Sirius told him no and he and his half naked friend got out of his room and headed to hers now. That was really fucking close.

But eventually they got caught, it wasn’t like they were being very cautious anyways, but they really weren’t expecting them to find out so early, it was only two months since they started hooking up.

They were having dinner at the great hall, Y/n was sitting next to Remus and Peter, and in front of them were James and Lily—who were already dating for a good while now, and Sirius next to James.

“Alright I’m going to head to the library now, if I don’t return this book today Madam Pince is going to murder me” Y/n got up and told the group.

“Yeah I’m going to library too, I’m meeting a Revenclaw girl in a few minutes there, but I don’t think we’re going to do a lot of reading, if you know what I mean” Sirius said with a smirk.

“We always know what you mean Padfoot” Remus complained and the pair walked to the library together, but Y/n wasn’t returning any book or Sirius was not meeting any Revenclaw chick. They walked directly to the restricted section, one of Sirius’ favourite places, and started to make out like a couple of horny teenagers—well, they actually were a couple of horny teenagers.

“Is good that Padfoot is finally meeting girls again” Peter said back in the great hall. “He hasn’t been with a girl for months now, I was getting worried he would get all grumpy like he does when he hasn’t had sex for a while”

“Is true” James responded “He hasn’t been flirting with any girl lately, or even making out with anyone at parties”

“But he hasn't been in a bad mood at all” Remus said suspecting something.

“Oh god” Lily said “You're only just helping what I already think is going on”

“I think so too, Lily” Remus responded, the other boys looked at them expectantly.

“A few weeks ago I was going back to our dorm with Mary and Marls, but we couldn’t get in because the door was locked, and when Y/n opened it we saw that she was with Sirius studying potions” she said in a mocking tone.

“That can’t be right, Padfoot never studies, and we don’t even have a potions exam coming up” James said.

“True, and remember that last week we went to our dorm and Pads took forever to get out of the shower even when the water wasn’t running anymore, he even got dressed outside, in the dorm, and then he said he needed the cloak for a prank but he never told us about said prank after it” Remus said picking up on what Lily was on about. “He even went to bathroom with the cloak and then the just left with it on”

“Are you actually saying that Y/n and Pads are doing it?” James asked. "I don't thinks it's true, Padfoot tells me everything, plus, the stories you're telling are not very incriminating, I think you're just reading too much into it"

“Only one way to find out” Remus responded mischievously.

And so all of them run out of the great hall to the library. They started looking behind shelves and tables, but they found nothing. Until James remembered one of Sirius’ stories from a few years ago about how the restricted section was one of the best places at hogwarts to snog someone because no one ever got in there.

And when they got in there as silently as they could, they found their friends. They found them making out against a wall, their hair was all messed up and their shirts had the first buttons opened with their ties undone resting on their shoulders.

Sirius started to kiss Y/n neck very passionately, beginning to leave marks and when Y/n opened her eyes she pushed the boy away as fast as she could, her mouth opened and closed in surprise seeing their friends in front of them.

“What was that for?!” Sirius asked her while breathing heavily, he was facing Y/n so he didn’t pick up on the fact that his friends were right behind him. When he saw her state and saw that she was watching something behind him, he turned around. And immediately matched Y/n’s reaction.

“I fucking knew it” Lily finally said. Remus nodded.

“How long has this been going on?!” James snapped “And why didn’t you say anything?! I went running to tell you when I kissed Lily for the first time! Good to know I’m not as important to you as I thought I was”

“James it’s not like that, I promise” Sirius defended himself.

“We just didn’t want to make a big deal about it” Y/n explained.

“It is a big deal!” Lily said.

“It’s a huge deal!” James agreed.

But just when the couple started to dress properly again and explain themselves, Pince walked in on them. Guess this place wasn’t as quiet as Sirius thought it was. She kicked them out of there and told them that Dombledore was going to hear about the little meeting they were having in the restricted section.

[fannyspammy]

Masterlist!

🍯 Fluff

🌶 18+

🫧 Reader favourite!

🐚 New!

Jack Thompson x Reader

Distraction 🌶

Night Shift 🌶

Barney Stinson x Reader

Fixing the Yips 🌶

Adam Warlock x Reader

Firsts Series

Butterflies 🍯🫧 [the first time he told you he had feelings for you]

Kiss Me, You Idiot 🍯 [y/n is Adam’s first kiss]

Tell Me More 🌶🫧 [Adam is aroused for the first time]

Like a Gold Statue 🌶 [y/n helps Adam unwind for the first time]

We’re Okay 🍯 [Adam & y/n disagree for the first time]

Indestructable 🍯🐚 [Adam tells y/n he loves her for the first time]

coming soon… 🌶

coming soon… 🌶

Minho (TMR) x Reader

Firsts with Minho

Tease 🍯 [the first time Minho admits he’s attracted to y/n]

Third Row Back 🌶

Loki x Reader

coming soon…

[lillywillow]

The Other Barton Brother

Summary: After years of pining for Clint, you decide to move on with his brother but the past is not so easy to forget

 Written for:@avengersbingo

 Words: 2455

 Square Filled: Slow Burn

 Pairing: Clint Barton x Female Reader/ Bernard Barton x Female Reader (briefly)

Warnings: Some angst, mutual pining, some mild swearing

 Clint had been your best friend for many years and over that time, you developed feelings for him. You tried to tell yourself that you were just friends but it hurt. When Clint’s brother Barney came to town, Clint asked you to show him around as he was too busy with Nat teaching new recruits. To your surprise, you had a wonderful time with him. Barney was every bit as handsome, smart, funny and charming as his brother (not to mention he was a fantastic kisser). In the short time you got to know him you had one of those whirlwind romances one might read about in a Mills and Boon novel. Near the end of his stay, Barney asked you to run away with him. The offer was tempting but your heart still belonged to Clint but after overhearing the tail end of a conversation between him and Nat, you decided that maybe it was time for you to go. You left a note in Clint’s room explaining everything and made your way to the airport. On your way there, you thought of many moments between the pair of you.

…

 ***Your First Mission Together***

 It was shortly after you and Clint had become friends. You had hung out together socially a few times but this mission was the one that really cemented your friendship. It was a simple intel mission. All you had to do was stakeout some shady guys from the viewpoint of a dingy little apartment. During the day, you both kept watch but took it in turns to go out to get meals. At night, you also took turns in sleeping while the other kept watch.

 One afternoon, you were diligently keeping watch at the window when Clint came back with lunch.

 “Hey, Y/N. I got us some hot wings from that bar down the street. I got both spicy and mild since I didn’t know what you prefer. I also brought some sauce from home if you wanted an extra challenge,” he grinned, showing you the half-used bottle.

 You raised an eyebrow at the brand name.

 “Shit the Bed?”

 “Yeah! I discovered it on my last mission to Australia. I try to get it whenever I can,” he stated, taking his place next to you to continue watching.

 Curious, you thought you would try a little; just the tiniest drop. That however was more than enough. It was a violent assault to the tastebuds. Coughing, you ran to the fridge to find milk or something similar to stop the burning flavour in your mouth. Clint laughed as you slowly returned to him.

 “How can you eat that?”

 Clint laughed more at your reaction.

 “No, seriously, you’re not human…”

 “What… what can I say? I like spicy,” he managed to get out between laughs.

 “There’s spicy and there’s hellfire,” you retorted, taking your place next to him.

 This ignited a new wave of laughter. You tried to remain somewhat stoic but were soon joining him. Clint wiped away a few tears that had formed and tried to calm his breathing after a while.

 “When I was younger, my brother and I thought we’d make hot sauces together,” he mused wistfully.

 “Oh, yeah?”

 “Yeah… Barton and Barton sauces… or maybe just The Barton Brothers…”

 “What happened?”

 “We… grew up… drifted apart… We’ve only just reconciled but… it’s been a long time…”

 You smiled softly as you listened to him. That conversation led to deeper ones, as the pair of you continued your mission, noting down any suspicious behaviour from the guys you were watching. This was the start of your blossoming friendship.

 ***The Night the Heat Went Out***

 During one fierce winter, the heat kicked off in the middle of the night. It was your violent shivering that woke you. Now, there were a few options you could follow. One; lay here and freeze to death. You weren’t a fan of this option. Two; turn the heat back on yourself. You could try but if you messed up, who knows when you’d get heat again. Pass. Three; go and abuse Tony and make him turn the heat back on. You didn’t mind this option but that meant walking in the cold up to the penthouse and you really didn’t want to do that. Four; go and bunk with someone else for the night. Not a bad choice, and it did beat staying here and turning into a popsicle. Clint’s room was closest and you were sure that he didn’t mind having a bed buddy… and if he did, tough. You were cold and needed the shared body heat. As fast as you could, you made your way to Clint’s room. He, of course, was dead asleep so he never even heard you enter but when you started getting in his bed with your icy body, he certainly noticed.

 “Y/N? What are you… holy shit, you’re freezing!”

 “Heat kicked off. N-need warmth,” you muttered between shivers.

 “Get those ice blocks off of me!” he huffed, trying to keep your feet away from him.

 “Deal with it, bird boy,” you huffed, clinging on tighter.

 “But you’re so cold!” he whined.

 “And you’re not.”

 Clint grumbled and protested but at no point did he ever actively try and kick you out of his bed. When the morning came, neither of you noticed that the heat had turned back on. You were wrapped up in each other’s embrace, feeling safe and content. This may have been the point when you first developed feelings for him.

 ***The Time Clint Got Dumped***

 Over the years, both you and Clint dated your share of people. Nothing really serious but there was one woman Clint started dating that turned out to be horrible. At first, she was charming and nice but after a few weeks, she showed her true colours. She was just using Clint and it really cut him deep to the bone when she tossed him aside. There was a huge fight and Clint came home completely devastated. Nat instructed you to take care of him while she went to, in her words, ‘deal with the trash’. You guided Clint inside, set him on the couch with a blanket and a hot drink and sat beside him, holding him close.

 “How could I be so stupid?” he croaked, his voice heavy with sorrow.

 It hurt you to see him so broken.

 “Hey, it wasn’t your fault. Some people are just like that. They put up a front, pretend to be all charming and nice so that you never see the knife coming…” you tried to assure him.

 “But I’m supposed to be an Avenger! I’m supposed to look past those things!”

 “You’re also human. You’re allowed to make mistakes… it just sucks that this one hurt you so much…”

 Clint nodded slowly and sipped his drink.

 “Hey, Y/N?”

 “Yeah, Clint?”

 “Do you think… she was right about me? That nobody will ever love me because I’m just Hawkeye? That I’m the lamest Avenger?”

 This made your blood boil. Oh, how you wished you were with Nat giving that snake in the grass a piece of your mind.

 “Nothing about what she said was right. She was just a cold-hearted person who wanted to hurt you… Don’t give people like that a second thought, Clint. You’re smart, funny, handsome… you’ve got the whole package…”

 Clint looked into his mug.

 “Do you really believe all that?”

 “Of course, I do. Any woman would be lucky to have you and that one was an idiot for letting such a great catch get away… although, I really think you dodged a bullet there. You deserve so much better, Clint Barton.”

 Clint managed a small smile.

 “Thanks, Y/N… I think I might just take a break from dating for a while…”

 “Take your time,” you smiled. “I’ll take a break too. Solidarity and all that… plus it might give me a chance to demagnetise some of the weirdos I’ve been dating lately…”

 “We both deserve better,” he stated.

 You smiled and kissed his forehead. “You got that right, babe.”

 It took some time for his broken heart to mend but that was the day Clint thought his feelings started to deepen for you. From that day onwards, both of you kept your promise to abstain from dating.

 ***Your First Kiss***

 You and Clint had engaged in a prank war with your fellow teammates. After one of the pranks went awry, the pair of you ran for your lives. Clint spotted a closet and pulled you in before your pursuer saw or caught you. He shut the door behind you as you both struggled to fit in the tight space. You both tried to catch your breath, desperately trying not to breathe too loudly in fear of being caught, barely noticing your chests touching in the close proximity.

 “Do you… think he saw us?” Clint asked after a while

 “I don’t know… Stop talking or he’ll hear us…” you replied.

 You remained silent for a few moments before bursting into laughter.

 “Shh! He’ll hear us,” you laughed.

 “You started it,” he laughed.

 “You did!”

 “No way!”

 “Shut up!” you laughed.

 “Make me,” he challenged.

 There was a moment of silence before the pair of you crashed your lips together. Your hands went to tangle in Clint’s hair while he wrapped his arms around your body, pressing you close to his. All that built up tension came to this one, glorious moment… that was short lived as the door suddenly opened. You froze and slowly looked to see Sam whose sullen expression changed to a happy one.

 “It’s about time, you two! I’ll let you get back to what you were doing,” he grinned, shutting the door as he left.

 Flustered, you both emerged from the closet.

 “So, that, um…”

 “That was a great kiss,” you admitted.

 “It really was,” he smiled.

 Before either of you could say another word, you heard Thor bellowing for you as he fell into another one of your pranks, making you once again flee.

 There had been many more heat of the moment kisses over the years but it never went beyond that. You both wanted it to but there had never been a good time to talk about it.

…

 You were totally in love with Clint but when you heard him talking to Natasha about his feelings, you thought that you had lost your chance. Perhaps when Barney came to town, you transferred your feelings for Clint onto him but if that was as good as it was going to get, that was going to have to do. You hadn’t noticed how late it had gotten so by the time you got to the airport, the plane was almost ready to take off. In your haste, you tripped over, your knees hitting the ground first and with no time to put your hands down to cushion the blow, your chin hit as well. By the time you hobbled to the gate, to was too late. The plane had gone. Left with no other choice, you returned home with your tail between your legs.

…

 By the time you got home, you were completely devasted. Not only had you blown things with Barney, you also blew them with Clint. You sat down in the living room as the weight of your failure came over you.

 “Y/N? What are you doing up?”

 You looked to see Clint standing over you in his tact gear.

 “Clint? You… I mean… I… you… haven’t been up to your room yet?”

 “No, I’ve been with Nat training recruits all day. Why?”

 “It’s nothing. I left a note in your room but I realise I don’t need it anymore… I’ll tear it up later…”

 “Y/N, have you been crying?”

 “Yeah… I just… took your brother to the airport and fell over…” you explained.

 Not totally a lie. You had gone to the airport and since it had been a spur of the moment thing, you hadn’t packed any clothes.

 “Let’s see the damage…”

 Clint carefully examined the scrape on your chin and both your knees.

 “Your knees are already starting to swell… I’ll get some ice and disinfectant…”

 “Okay…”

 As he walked away, you thought about what a stupid mistake you almost made. You would leave this kind, caring man for his older brother… but… Clint was in love with Nat, right? That’s what you took from the brief conversation you heard…

 “Here we are,” Clint stated when he returned.

 Ever so carefully, he applied the disinfectant to your wounds and placed the ice packs on your knees.

 “I’ll let Fury know so he can put you on lighter duties…”

 You nodded slowly, still thinking about everything that just happened.

 “You know, Tony’s got that party coming up. We’ll attend, you’ll wear something incredible…”

 “And then we’ll ditch it and go to that diner we normally…” you tried to finish about your thoughts got in the way and you began crying.

 “Hey, hey, hey, what’s the matter?” he asked, pulling you into a hug.

 “I… I overheard you talking to Nat and… I want to be happy for you but… I have to say this first… I’m in love with you, Clint. I have been for a long time but if you want to be with her-”

 Clint cut you off with a soft kiss. You started to kiss back but winced when you felt a sting in your chin.

 “I’m in love with you too, Y/N. I was asking Nat advice on how to ask you out…”

 “You were?”

 “I was… I just didn’t know how to express my feelings and I was terrified of getting shot down… I want you to be my girlfriend…”

 You managed to smile.

 “I want you to be my boyfriend…”

 “So, it’s settled? We’re officially dating?”

 “I guess so,” you replied with a soft laugh.

 “Good. Now, I’ll help you get to bed. You seem pretty exhausted.”

 Clint gently helped you to your feet and guided you to your room. You knew you’d have to eventually tell him the true events of what happened tonight but that was a problem for another day. For now, you were just happy you finally got the man of your dreams and not just a fantasy that was nowhere near as great as the real thing.

[siennafrxst]

🍂 ₊ ⊹ ~ fate (sequel)

pairing: barney stinson x female reader

universe: how I met your mother (HIMYM)

word count: 0.7k words

a/n: this sequel is set in season 5, which is 10 years after the prequel (yes it’s been that long).

dt @sunflowermyheart 🫶🏼

if you haven’t read the prequel, click here to view it.

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Ding dong.

The five friends turn to face the sudden disturbance, all with perplexed expressions written across their faces.

“Did someone order pizza?” Ted questions.

Everyone shakes their head as Ted frowns, his eyebrows creasing in befuddlement. After much hesitation, he stands up from the couch and unlocks the door. That was when the mystery person had revealed their presence, causing Ted’s eyes to widen at the sight of someone he thought he’d never see.

“Y/N?” He lets out a light chuckle, a smile forming on his face.

“Hey, Ted.”

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“Y/N, what are you doing here?”

“Well, I was in the city, and I thought, ‘hey, why not go visit my brother?’ I mean, how long has it been since we’ve seen each other in person?”

He nods, the smile on his face only growing in size as they both savoured this moment of reuniting after not having seeing each other for a few, very tiring years.

Ted turns around to spot several pairs of extremely confused eyes glaring upon the two as he snaps himself back to reality.

“Uh, right! Guys, this is Y/N, my sister. Y/N, this is Marshall and Lily — who I’m sure you remember.”

She officially steps into the room to approach the couple as they stand up from the couch with huge grins on their faces.

“Y/N, it’s great to see you again! I haven’t seen you since, like, college,” Marshall says as he wraps her in a hug, Lily following after.

“Yeah, it’s been way too long. Congratulations on the baby, by the way!” She greets as she hugs them back before promptly breaking it.

“Thank you. You know, if you’re sticking around, maybe you can get a chance to meet him?” Lily asks.

“Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

The three smile at one another once more before Ted gestures towards Robin.

“Robin, this is my sister Y/N. Y/N, this is-“

“-Robin Scherbatsky! It’s nice to finally meet you,” Y/N greets as she reaches for Robin’s hand.

Robin simply smiles before shaking hers in return. “Yeah, you too.”

“And this is Bar… where’s Barney?”

Everyone scans around the room, searching for their missing friend.

“Well, while you guys look for your mystery friend, uh, could I use your bathroom? The cab ride here lasted longer than I expected.”

Ted nods. “Yeah, ‘course. The bathroom’s just that way.” He points to a door in the near distance.

“Thanks.”

Y/N rushes her way to the direction where Ted pointed towards, spotting the door and reaching for the handle, only for it to be opened by someone else on the other side.

“Ted, you’re toilet’s clogged agai-“

That was when Y/N’s eyes trailed to connect with Barney’s, a sudden moment of déjà vu hit them both where it hurt the most.

Her face instantly drops in realization, everything surrounding them seeming to fade into view, blurring itself out of the picture. Her eyes fixated on the man, who was glaring back at her dumbfounded expressions. “Y/N, you’re…”

Ted eyes the two suspisciously, already able to tell that a secret was silently being shared between his sister and his (second) best friend.

That was when Y/N subtly shakes her head, going unnoticed by everyone else in the room except for the man in front of her.

“…just as gorgeous as I pictured in my head! I knew Ted had a hot sister,” he exclaims in a cheery tone, earning an eye roll from Ted.

“And that’s why, you don’t just come uninvited to my apartment, because sometimes, I got a creepy guy lounging around.”

Y/N frowns at Ted. “Oh, I’m sorry for wanting to come visit my brother every now and then. Especially when the last text he’s sent me was ‘sorry I forgot your gift for Christmas.’”

“That’s my way of saying that I love you very very much.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever. I’ll be right back.”

Barney and Y/N’s eyes linger on one another for a seemingly forever-lasting moment before he steps out of the way, letting her walk past him and close the door behind them.

As Barney walks over to sit back on the couch, Ted approaches him, his steps suddenly deafening and cold.

“Hey, you better not be trying any moves on my sister or I swear to God I will individually rip every single suit you’ve ever owned.”

Barney rolls his eyes at Ted’s feeble attempt to make a believeable threat. “I won’t.”

Barney turns to face the bathroom door, holding in a heavy sigh from escaping his lips as his stare lingers into the room. “I promise.”

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A/N: that “I promise” is a callback to when they both promsied that the next time they’d see each other, they’d kiss.

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[lordoftheshrooms]

Getting flashbacks of reading a Barney X Reader on Wattpad out loud at a sleep over with my friends where the reader was a single mom and their kid wanted to go to a Barney show so reader seduced Barney into getting tickets and was implied to intend to continue a relationship with BARNEY

God I hope AO3 can work out the DDoS situation before I remember more details of the Barney Wattpad story

[eddieboi23]

Barney: I know you love them-

Courtney: I’m not in love with Y/N!

Barney, staring at courtney: I never said who….

Courtney: *realizes*

Courtney: shit….well anyway-

[the-ocean-is-scary]

Best thing ever is reading cursed Wattpad fics at 2am put loud in an exaggerated voice