#be happy for ur brother damn 💀

[wolfiesmoon]

Ratted out

sometimes friends and family accidentally (or purposefully) reveal things they shouldnt :)

characters featured: Leona, Kalim, Jade, Jack

ufff idk whats wrong with me but i ended up creating an entire (unrelated to this fic) movie plan related to twst this is mentally stable activities, truly

also unrelated but the new event got me SCREAMING how do they look so good😫

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Leona Kingscholar

when hanging out with your boyfriend Leona, a little lion boy suddenly jumps him and he immediately lets you go

who is this child???

"Uncle Leona!" the boy clings onto him and you can feel the annoyance eminating from Leona

it's like its own aura thats how annoyed he is🥴

so his nephew (you presume) looks to you all of a sudden and asks "who are you?" with an innocent look on his face

"I'm his lover...?" you said, a little unsure. But when you looked to Leona, he had a look of pure horror on his face...? What is even going on?????

"What?! No way, you're dating Uncle Leona?!" the kid got all excited and ran off somewhere before you could stop him

"...What have you done?" Leona hissed at you through clenched teeth, holding his forehead

you do realise you just revealed that he's dating you to the most big mouthed child in the world, right? that his whole family will know in a matter of minutes, right? that you've basically just invited yourself to every future family gathering at once, right?

and sure enough, in a few minutes he got a surprised text from his brother which he left on read 💀

"Damn brat..." he muttered under his breath, you still confused over what just happened

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Kalim Al-Asim

let's be real babes there is nothing for his siblings to rat him out on because he immediately told his family he was dating you

however....😈

his siblings happened to overhear a little something...

"Hey, hey." one of Kalim's younger brothers pulled your sleeve, wanting to tell you something

"yes?" you answered absentmindedly, thinking he's going to start talking about a strange thing he saw today or something

"Kalim's gonna marry you." he whispered to you, looking around to make sure no one heard

You laughed a little. "If you think so." you pat his little head

"No, he was like, asking mom if he can marry you soon. We heard it." another one of his brothers joined in after hearing the tea being spilled

"What?! Really?!" you're both extremely surprised and happy and mad at his brothers for ruining the surprise right now

oh well, what's done is done, and now you know Kalim is SERIOUS about you

that gets you thinking about wedding stuff now...🤔

What none of you know tho is that Jamil overheard all of you

"Okay, maybe we need to scrap the whole surprise wedding proposal thing..." he sighs, making a mental note of it and preparing to dissapoint poor Kalim

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Jade Leech

jade is like... oddly nice to you after you first meet him

you're a little wary of him considering his reputation but he hasn't done anything weird at all so... might as well accept his gifts?

one time he approaches you with jade in tow and you think absolutely nothing of it since they're together like 90% of the time anyways

"Hello there, are you enjoying your lunch?" he just sat down next to you without asking if he can at all 😔

"Uh, yeah, I suppose." you didn't really know what to tell him and it seems he doesnt know how to continue the conversation either so u just kinda... stare at eachother while Floyd casually steals a bit of ur food

"Maaaan, aren't you like, supposed to be crushing on Little Shrimpy or something? Then taaalk about stuff, I'm bored." Floyd looked bored when he saw the two of you didn't start talking about weird stuff

Jade simply smiled at you, telling you to ignore Floyd

But on the inside he was planning approximately 10 ways to... get rid of someone without others noticing

or alternatively, just beating the everloving crap out of his twin brother if the first plan is not a possibility

"Do you have a crush on me?" you wanted to know now...

"That's for you to think about." he smiled oddly eerily, but then just started talking abt something mundane 😥

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Jack Howl

You're visiting him for the first time because you got curious what his family is like

OF COURSE HE'S AN OLDER BROTHER IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

his younger siblings immediately ambushed you with their little sniffer noses as soon as you stepped in the house🤔

"Who are you?" they asked, always curious about anyone that Jack brings over

When you told them who you were, they immediately ran away to "TELL MOM" and were literally screaming that the two of you are dating so loudly that the whole neighborhood could hear

You could also hear some woman (who you presume is his mom) laughing from somewhere in the house so uhhh.... atleast she isn't mad about it?

You looked back at Jack who seemed more annoyed than anything

"Aren't you gonna... go stop them?" you asked, raising a brow.

"Nah, I was gonna tell mom I'm dating you anyways. I'm just mad that they beat me to it." he crossed his arms, huffing in annoyance

"Actually, speaking of, isn't me dating you kinda a big deal? You told me before that wolves have one partner for life." you actually got kinda nervous, i mean, you gotta impress his family good now

"It is. But I think everyone's just happy I got someone at all." Jack looked at his overly excited siblings who were still celebrating

"Wow, that's sad." you sassed him 😝

"...I shouldn't have brought you."

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: sabo

》 asl brothers completed

♡ liked by lalalakoala, nicorobin and 5.3k others

_ynln: ur gf or ramen, pick one

tagged: saaaa_bo

saaaa_bo: the answer is obvious

↳ saaaa_bo: ramen 🙏

↳ ace: wrong.

↳ ace: the correct answer is me 🤩🤩

↳ marco_o: said absolutely no one

↳ _ynln: @saaaa_bo surely this is grounds for a break up 🫤

lalalakoala: okay we get it, you have a boyfriend

p1rateking_luffy: YOU GUYS GOT RAMEN WITHOUT ME?????!!!!??! ☹️☹️

↳ _ynln: sorry luf, i'll bring you next time!

↳ saaaa_bo: no wtf we are not bringing luffy, i'm gonna go broke and he's gonna eat our share

↳ ace: im gonna have to agree with sabo

↳ p1rateking_luffy: 🙁

↳ lovenami: nah sabo you're so real for that (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ marco_o: @ace you are literally the LAST person who can say that

♡ liked by blackleg.sanji, nefertari_vivi and 6.9k others

_ynln: applications for a new bf linked in my bio.

[music: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo ♫]

tagged: saaaa_bo

blackleg.sanji: I APPLIED ‼️‼️‼️

blackleg.sanji: HOW MANY CAN I SEND IN?!

blackleg.sanji: WILL I BE NOTIFIED IF I MAKE IT IN THE WAITLIST?

↳ theroronoa.zoro: the only notification you're gonna get is one from the police

saaaa_bo: WOWW JUST CAUSE I CHOSE RAMEN OVER YOU 🤨🤨

↳ _ynln: girls gotta do what she's gotta do

↳ _ynln: OMG SABO YOU APPLIED? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG STOP 💗💗

↳ saaaa_bo: wtv loser.

lovenami: omg you should've made them transfer you five dollars to apply

↳ _ynln: nami ur trying to pimp me out huh 😭🫵

lovenami: you're so gorg yn. (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ _ynln: i miss u sm namiiii 💕

nefertari_vivi: OMG STOP UR SO PRETTY I LOVE UUU

↳ _ynln: 😭💕

ace: why is everyone happy EXCEPT ME (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ marco_o: give me five minutes and i'll dm u a list of reasons (liked by _ynln, saaa_bo, p1rateking_luffy)

♡ liked by ace, lalalakoala and 11 others

priv.ynn: blocking him on this acc so he doesn't see this but omg this is so cute, koala caught him trying to buy gifts for me <333

ace: yo wtf why isn't he getting me prada 🤨

ace: ALSO WHAT DID HE BUY DAMN THAT BAG IS HUGE

↳ priv.ynn: IDK I RLLY WANT TO KNOW

lalalakoala: you guys are so cute together it makes me want to die 🥱

lovenami: DAMNN GIRLY UR SO LUCKY (liked by priv.ynn)

♡ liked by p1rateking_luffy, _ynln and 8.2k others

saaa_bo: public service announcement: my gf is the best. i love her sm. she is so beautiful, i am so lucky to be hers <3

tagged: _ynln

p1rateking_luffy: HEHE my future sister in law is so pretty (liked by ace, p1rateking_luffy)

↳ _ynln: AWWW LUFFY YOU'RE SO SWEET LOVE U 💕💕

_ynln: SABO STOP

_ynln: YOURE MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN YOU IDIOT 🤓💖

↳ saaaa_bo: does this mean i won the boyfriend application?

↳ _ynln: there was no competition 💪

nicorobin: pretty girl

↳ saaaa_bo: i agree ☝️

↳ _ynln: YOU GUYS STOP IT IUBWVCEI

lalalakoala: think u feel lonely? spend the night third wheeling these guys and see how u feel then 💀💀

↳ _ynln: KOALA WE TRIED SETTING YOU UP W SO MANY PEOPLE YOU'RE JUST PICKY

↳ lalalakoala: 🥱🥱

♡ liked by saaaa_bo, ace and 8.5k others

_ynln: top scoring appplicant 1️⃣

tagged: saaaa_bo

saaaa_bo: pretty woman

saaaa_bo: hell yeah 💪🔥🔥

ace: yn check ur dms i sent u uggo photos of sabo as a kid

↳ _ynln: LMFAOOO???

↳ saaaa_bo: ACE YOU'RE LITERALLY PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL

↳ saaaa_bo: ALSO I WAS NEVER AN UGLY KID

↳ ace: sorry couldn't hear that over that tooth gap of urs 🥱

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY ACE

↳ saaaa_bo: 😐

↳ _ynln: HAHAHA NOOOO SABO WAS SO CUTE ‼️

↳ ace: everyone she's being held at gunpoint (liked by _ynln)

↳ saaaa_bo: 😐😐

blackleg.sanji: NOOOOOO

blackleg.sanji: gotta respect sabo for treating you well gorgeous queen (liked by saaaa_bo)

lalalakoala: omg im literally gonna have to block u

[diorsluv]

casual , part 6

“ someone you couldn’t lose ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by rutgermcgroarty, mackie.samo, and 75,188 others

yourusername guess what hoe (affectionate) ruined my day this time 🥰

tagged: rutgermcgroarty

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rutgermcgroarty i’m your only hoe right 🥺🥺

→ yourusername aw you’re funny sweetie you’re like my fifth hoe

→ rutgermcgroarty but you told me i was the only one for you 😔😔😔😔😔

→ yourusername i lied bbg i got other bitches 🙏

→ vivianliu IT’S ME I’M OTHER BITCHES!!!!

lhughes_06 you weren’t hanging out with him this much when i was still there 🤨🤨

→ yourusername you unnecessarily took up 50% of the time i could have been spending with my lovely best friend

→ lhughes_06 im ur brother.

→ yourusername hes my best friend.

→ rutgermcgroarty YOU ADMITTED IT IM THE LOVELIEST BEST FRIEND yourusername

→ yourusername lovely and loveliest are two very different things rut

username28 ethan’s definitely malding i can hear it already

edwards.73 i asked if you wanted to come over but you didn’t respond

→ yourusername you texted me at midnight

→ edwards.73 yeah

→ mackie.samo eddy you absolute dumbass

→ edwards.73 WHAT DID I DO??

→ rutgermcgroarty do you ever text her before 11 pm 😭😭

→ edwards.73 not really why?

→ markestapa you just answered your own question buddy

_quinnhughes tell me if your little boyfriend isn’t treating you right

→ yourusername not my bf!!!!! remember he doesn’t want labels quinny

→ _quinnhughes that in itself is already bad enough

→ lhughes_06 the only reason i haven’t flown back to beat him up yet is because of the little respect i still have for you yourusername

→ yourusername well aren’t you just an angel 😐

username17 whats stopping rosie x rut from happening???

→ username11 everything

→ username2 everything = ethan

vivianliu i hate how you guys are so sibling coded

→ yourusername awww are you jealous 🥺🥺🥺

→ rutgermcgroarty stop it vivi you’re breaking my heart

→vivianliu hahaha very funny we all know your little crush on her never went away 😐😐

→ rutgermcgroarty DONT EXPOSE ME TO THE PUBLIC LIKE THAT

→ yourusername RUT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

markestapa i have an inkling you’re doing this on purpose 🤨

→ yourusername you’re tinkling????

→ mackie.samo the hell is an inkling 💀

→ dylanduke25 mark we need to address the tinkle problem

→ markestapa THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS COMMENT

→ edwards.73 fr that’s what i’m saying

→ _alexturcotte maybe she is doing it on purpose

trevorzegras are you breaking my boy’s heart??

→ yourusername quite the opposite

→ trevorzegras uh huh

→ jackhughes IS THAT A COD REFERENCE yourusername

→ yourusername no jack i’m not quoting ghost 😒

username93 best friend supremacy

username1 this is your and rut’s world, we’re just living in it 🙏

dylanduke25 rosie did you know that jealousy is a real thing

→ yourusername did jealousy accidentally break the shower head again

→ dylanduke25 yes. and jealousy almost burned the building down

→ luca.fantilli jealousy also punched a hole through the front door

→ markestapa and somehow knocked out the entire heating system in the dorms??

→ yourusername oh god

username75 what happened to ethan 😰

colecaufield BREAK IT OFF

→ yourusername my friendship with rut???

→ colecaufield you know what i’m talking about 🙄

→ yourusername idk do i?? 🤔🤔

adamfantilli you stole my boyfriend.

→ yourusername oh did i? oops! 🤭

→ adamfantilli i will drive back there just to fight you

→ yourusername jokes on you cuz rut n i are already heading to springfield for a mini road trip

→ rutgermcgroarty shhhh you weren’t supposed to tell anyone 🙁

username60 oh look it’s my sanity slowly leaving me

username49 am i the only one still supporting rosie x ethan 😟😟

username18 PLEASE i’ve been begging for more content for forever i’m so happy

yourusername

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yourusername what are we?

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vivianliu damn babe when’d you get all philosphical and shit with your little quotes??

→ yourusername when i cried over him for 3 hours straight ‼️

→ rutgermcgroarty i’m sorry you WHAT

→ jackhughes this is unacceptable

_quinnhughes you’re really testing my nerves rosie

→ yourusername how so 🤨

→ _quinnhughes you gotta stop letting him treat you like that kid

→ yourusername i’ll be fine quinn don’t worry about me

username13 SO PRETTYYY

username52 the quotes hit different though

adamfantilli this is literally a direct call out????

→ yourusername it is?? i never woulda guessed 😱

→ adamfantilli yknow maybe you should just end it here

→ yourusername it’s okay i know how to fix things i’m like bob the builder

username67 i’m sensing a cry for help

→ yourusername 🙏

username3 that third quote really hit a lil too close to home

username11 oh babe…

markestapa r u ok

→ yourusername don’t sound like you’re being held at gunpoint 😭

→ markestapa Are you okay?

→ yourusername yes crayola marker i’m just dandy

→ markestapa i’m sorry

→ yourusername for what??

→ markestapa him

mackie.samo he’s just being a pussy rosie don’t worry about it

→ yourusername i’m a chronic worrier 😰😰

→ mackie.samo he’s trying, he promises

→ yourusername wish he could tell me that himself

jackhughes it physically pains me to see you like this

→ yourusername i’m ok!

→ jackhughes you never say “ok” 😭

username25 man this even hurts me

username49 this is why i hate men

→ vivianliu REAL SHIT

rutgermcgroarty this is really affecting you isn’t it..

→ yourusername take a wild gander

→ rutgermcgroarty i’ll take you to the lakes after morning practice tomorrow

→ yourusername you don’t have to

→ rutgermcgroarty best friend duties call 🫡

username74 shitttt this the story of my life

edwards.73 fr

next chapter notes ) so unfortunately i’ve decided that imma make the chapters shorter so it’s easier for me to post and i won’t get burnt out as quickly.. please forgive me!!

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat

[moody4world]

Ur Best Friend

A/N?:Was listening to this song and this idea came to mind. something short and angsty. seems like y’all only fuck with me when i write something 💀 but i hope someone likes this as much as i do. Listen to the song while you read or before idk

I MISS URBAN FICS CAN WE GET BACK ON THAT WAVE PLEASE?!? somebody send me urb fic recommendations or something PLEAAASE

jack x reader/ reader x urban (just read it you’ll understand)

Another house party to celebrate your amazing boyfriend. All his friends and acquaintances were cheering with their glass of champagne raised to the ceiling as he gave his speech. Everyone’s attention was on him. Everyone’s except the two people he found most important at this celebration. Mine and his best friend’s. Urban’s eyes were on me while I couldn’t take mine off of him either.

It’s been like this for months already and guilt has been eating me alive every single day.

I know i’m in the wrong, we both do but for some reason it’s hard to stop. I hate that he’s not the one i’m with but Jack treats me like royalty and treats Urban like family, which is exactly why it feels so wrong to do what we’re doing.

He ends his speech and everyone cheers, snapping Urban and I out of our daze.

Jack’s hand was on my lower back as he leaned down to my ear “You good baby?” All I could do was nod and smile at him as convincing as I could.

The whole vibe of our relationship has been different than when we started. I know Jack felt it too but I also know he’s been putting in effort to fix things again. Did I want things to go back to how they were?

We ain't felt like us in a minute

Whole damn time I knew I shouldn't have did it

Might've got too excited, I'll admit it

Almost called your name when he was in it

Heavy breathing filled our room as Jack fell next to me after we both reached our climax. He knocked out almost right away but all I could think of is how I almost slipped up just a few minutes ago. His name was at the tip of my tongue. No, not Jack’s, Urban’s name. Thankfully I caught myself but I don’t know how much longer I could keep up this façade.

He ain't have the courage to step up and pull up (Skrrt)

Six speed, like (Skrrt, skrrt)

Puttin' so much work (Work)

Just to make it worth (Worth)

And he's almost perfect (Hmm)

And that's why it hurts (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

And he calls me family, that's what make it worse (Worse)

It's wrong but I make you feel right (I make you feel right)

You textin' my phone while right beside him

Wish it was anyone besides him

-Urb’s pov-

Weekly dates. That’s what Jack has been doing and movie nights whenever he had the chance to reignite the fire they once had. I knew because she would text me and tell me about it instead of watching the movie he picked out for them. When they were going to sleep she would text me goodnight and so on. Whenever he left for the studio I would drive by to come check on y/n. We wouldn’t do anything physical besides some light touching and hand holding but emotionally we were definitely crossing all the lines. I just couldn’t help myself knowing she felt so much more connected and happy in my company. I know we’re in the wrong. That’s my brother from another mother.

You was with your man last night

And you just realized what you felt that night wasn't wrong

Thought about me on your whole car ride, like

I hate that you ain't your best friend

I hate that you ain't your best friend

-How it all started-

“Alright alright we’re gonna be late if we don’t hurry up come on” Urban rushed.

“Hold on y/n is almost done.” Just as Jack was saying that I walked down the stairs. We were headed to some type of private Louisville award show. Jack was busy networking and left Urban and I to keep each other company while we were there and our conversations went really well. Maybe too well because after the award show Urban went club hopping with the rest of the guys but Jack and I went home yet all I could think about was Urban and how confused I felt with my emotions. I couldn’t possibly be crushing on my boyfriend’s best friend.

He made me feel like this in one night when it took me a month and more to feel this way with Jack.

Ever since that night I hated parting ways with Urban when the time to leave came. Seems like things are better when forbidden but I hate that he’s not his best friend.

The end

please lmk your thoughts on this, id appreciate it!

[bruciemilf]

Hihi I love ur batfam writing so much I love how u write them as daddy’s boys/girl and how bruce is so affectionate cuz!!!!! He is just!!! A guy with a big heart!!! I was wondering if you had any cass specific hcs cuz she’s my fave and I feel like she severely lacks tender hcs with Bruce from the fandom compared to her brothers 😞😞😞😞 like !! i rlly love the idea of her dancing while standing on his feet bc I used to do it at father daughter dances and I just think him dancing with her like that at maybe a gala and his baby girl being his “date” is just so cute 😭💀😭😭💀⛓️💀😭💀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀 anyway I am sorry for the long writing ur acc and writing just makes me very happy :]]]

AAAAA don't apologize, I'm always super happy to receive asks!! AND about my favourite girl Cass no less! Oh man oh mannn

I love love love the headcanon that Cass has the easiest time receiving affection from Bruce. She soaks up hugs and forehead kisses and late, post nightmare cuddling like a cat sunbathing in summer.

I feel like she's got a smooth road in showing Bruce affection, too! Damn, you can't give your dad a hug without your daddy issues activating? Couldn't be me. Cass is generous with hand holding and koala hugging, and nose kisses and mid dance practice hugs.

I LOOOVE Cass being a clothes thief. I love love love love it. Even if Bruce only owns the same black shirt in different tones ("This is spring black, and this is wet asphalt black. There's a difference ") Cass is very happy to shimmy in it

There's like, nothing to support this headcanon, but I like to believe Cass wasn't confident in her own ability to touch something without hurting it. She touches anything and anything bleeds. That's how it's always been.

So I like to believe she observed her siblings, one by one, analysed their affection patterned and tried to decode which one Bruce responded to best and replicate it . It doesn't help her at all that every "style" is Bruce's favourite.

Eventually Bruce finds out, and says she couldn't hurt him worse than Gotham did, and he's still out there trying to make it better; You don't love someone for the sake of loving them. You love them for the sake of knowing them.

" You're my daughter; My number one girl," he smiles at her and it makes summer blush in her chest. " I'd have you no other way. " And that's when Cass realizes, she got her loving side from Bruce. She knows she loves the world because she loves Bruce.

[nerves-nebula]

following and sending an ask right after on anon is so funny to my cause my identity is NOT a secret to you but i dont need all of tumblr to connect my family story to me 💀

but i just went thru ur entire tmnt au (i love it in a really sad and quiet sort of way /pos) and it has me thinking about the dynamic with my older brother where it was like us three younger siblings vs. him whod lash out on us constantly cause of the pressure our parents put on him. but just the other day i met with a childhood friend who said it was interesting how id talk about my brother because he remembers when we were kids id “almost treat him like he was the boogey man” in contrast to now where like… hes still a dick sometimes who gets way too angry but hes also one of my best friends who looks out for me as much as i do him, now that he was able to get away from our parents and mellowed put.

this is so long AND IM SO SORRY IF THIS IS SO TMI but i just see my family in your au its like weirdly touching to me. idk of you intend to let leo grow past what he is rn but god damn do i feel like holding out hope for him because i think a person can always change if they want something better

nah not TMI at all.

honestly im happy for you. my oldest brother is AWFUL and though I'd love it if he changed, as things stand rn, i kinda wanna push him into a well. he's like a SPECTER haunting our family, being around him makes me shaky and nervous and sick hahh.

but yeah, leo gets better. right now i've been focusing a lot on the past/history of their family but i've talked at length about Leo kind of getting a recovery arc. its hard and he's somewhat suicidal at times but he and his brothers get way closer once they learn to not let Splinter have so much control over their lives.

I love that you can see your family in this AU, cause that was kinda the point. I like the brothers being close and #besties all the time, but sometimes I just want some siblings that are fuCKEd up, and spent a lot of their time growing up hurting each other, but choose to be better and stick together anyway.

[swaggypsyduck]

okay so keep in mind i was a rma fan who didn't really follow psg or kylian until the world cup so i was only getting the salty rma fan perspective on kylian which was that all his teammates hate him because he's arrogant and blablabla.

people were saying that ramos hated mbappe because he disrespected messi and basically the narrative was that kylian was so arrogant and rude that ramos sided with his "old nemesis" messi over him and was getting payback for him by bullying him. it all sounds ridiculous now that i say it but the kylian hate was so popular that i never even questioned it. i tried to find some of the clips. there's probably more but idk what to type to find them.

this is the main clip that was used. he shouldered him at training and people were saying it was revenge for "disrespecting messi" https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYobXvQW/

this one ramos is "choking" him and messi is laughing at it and people were saying he was threatening kylian and that messi was happy about it. it sounds so stupid as im typing it but it sounded more believable when you only hear about kylian through spanish media https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYog8HQ7/

the first clip from this video they were just saying he's bullying him because he doesn't like him. i hadn't seen the other clips where they're laughing just the first one where he's "kicking him" and mbappe looks mad  https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYogfsQy/

same thing with this one https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYogSRSR/

anyway i was dumb for believing that but in my defense a lot of people who didn't follow them enough to know about their friendship thought he hated kylian too. to end on a positive note, here's a cute clip I found while looking for those of kylian running across the whole field to jump in his arms :) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYogemTu

o m f g

ANON THANK U SO MUCH FOR THIS IM DYING OF LAUGHTER 😭💀. i already knew how bad the spanish media tried to portray mbappe but i didn't think they took him being treated like a little brother to mean ramos or messi hates him. or that they'd attack him for literally just standing there. damn they should never see how my brother and i rough house then... like all the clips r just them having fun it's insane 💀💀.

as a fellow rma fan how were any of the clips different to him annoying ozil, marcelo, modrić, and pepe in rma training (or torres/pique on intnl break)💀💀. some ppl are so fucking gullible (good thing u realized ur mistake anon!). "revenge for messi" be soooo fucking fr rn😭😭. messi and ramos r both too grown and too solidified in their careers for that type of petty bs. it hurts me as a ramos fan to see those types of things bc like?? is this how u (general u not u anon) remember our capi?? as a bully of young players on his team?? as someone who doesn't make a safe environment for his team?? it's honestly an insult to the legacy he's built at rma.

oh man but the comment section in some of those vids do NOT pass the vibe check. a good rule of thumb that i use to navigate media is the second i see mostly racist comments or comments w racial undertones (especially if it's about black/immigrant athletes) i do my own research. saves me a LOT of trouble w rumors and media lololol. i also ask the questions: where is their source coming from? how old are these men to be acting like this? should i be taking facts from a country (england, spain, france, etc.) who's known to let racism and bias run rampant in leagues, media, and officials? and finally the most important question:

is this an opinion a cis male football fan would agree with?

anyways to end this on a positive note thank you for the comedic material! and for reminding me that the hug exists.

[arillusionist]

s&b s1e2 live reaction!!

the episode title omg... nina and matthias better show up in this

young mal and alina are so cute

KAZ AND INEJ ALREADY?? IM BEING FED HELL YEAH

but i can tell this is not gonna be a cute scene

i mean their scenes are never "cute" but shes already yelling 😬😬

OH THAT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH

inej is so valid tho i love how she knows what she wants and she doesnt let herself get pushed around 💪💪

even by kaz

the darkling isnt even that hot what do people see in him??? the crows on the other hand.............. bangers all of them

ah this is the scene from the trailer

oh thank god we're in ketterdam again i like alina's plot but its very predictable and crow's plot is not

and thats funny considering i've read soc but not s&b 💀

inej is gonna save kaz im calling ittt

oh nvm!! see what i mean abt it being unpredictable

Ahh inej and jesper time 😍😍

STOPPP NOT INEJ DRINKING JESPER'S SHOT

wait huh?? why is inej going to the menagarie????

KAZ DRINKING JESPERS SHOT TOO IM CRYINF

indirect kiss 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (not really)

KAZ HAS BLUE EYES?? I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS HES SUPPOSED TO HAVE BROWN EYES INEJ LITERALLY DESCRIBES THAT A MILLION TIMES

damn kaz is smart

alina girl theyre not tryna kill you

what tf does mal have against grisha 💀💀💀

happy to see inej but why the Fuck is she still in the menagerie i dont like this

WHEN SHE LETS HER HAIR DOWN >>>>>>>

"would you like to see how it works" HDHFLKJFKLJFL

okok thank god shes just gonna kill someone i thought that heleen bitch was gonna make her do what she did before

jesper being in awe of inej is so funny to me 😭😭

i feel like everybody is being way to chill abt alina being a fucking Sun Summoner. like theyre all like ohh yeah ur special ur the chosen one but thats it?? why arent their reactions more extreme?? this girl is literally a legend?????

every time a fjerdan appears i go a little delulu and think its matthias

look i js wanna see all the crows ok?? 💔💔 ik wylan isnt in this season but stilllll

i can definitely see how harsh the fjerdans are towards grisha now.. like it was obvious in soc but this rlly Shows it

oh OH damn

JESPER ASKING FOR AN EXPLOSIVES EXPERT LMAO 😭😭

i love jesper

OH SHE DID IT!!!

aww i feel bad for alina ☹️💔

GET AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB 🗣️🗣️

"you would turn your back on her so quickly?" dawg.....

the person saying "eh whatever" in the background when jesper fired 💀

jesper is so bad at lying

KILL HIM INEJ

…she has a brother??

"you choose him over my freedom" "you assume its one or the other" hdhfjk the angstttt

ok i know inej is mad at kaz but the shot where they were looking over the conductor guy... THE power couple omg 🔥🔥🔥

aww alina 💔💔 jessie is a hella good actor tho

what is she doing!?!?!?

OH MY GOD THE SCENE CUTTING TO KAZ AFTER THE GUYS TALK ABOUT DOING FOOLISH THINGS FOR YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS

HE SOLD THE FUCKING CROW CLUB ?????

HE DID IT FOR HER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAZ

KAZ OH MY GODDDD

KANEJ IS REAL

THEY ARE REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AUGHHHH H💗💖💖💖💖💖💖

ITS NOT ALL ANGST AHDFJKFLJGKJGLKJGLKJFKLJLKFJ

i could not care less about mal pining for alina KANEJ. IS. REAL. AHHH!!!!!

ok i care abt alina tho!! ☹️☹️ feel so bad for her

aww its overrr 💔💔 if the show wasnt on the verge of cancelation i would watch another one but im tryna stretch this out

[nevvaraven]

HIIIIIIIII I LOVED THE NEW OUT OF BODY CHAPTER SMMMMMM U DONT UNDERSTAND OMGOMGOMGOMGG

first off black brothers angst omfg - THE WAY THEY KEEP ON MISUNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER AND THEIR RESPECTIVE INTENTIONSSSS - i feel so much for sirius, he's trying so much, and has so little to work with - but regulus' retort about sirius not rlly caring for him, and only doing it out of a sense of guilt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELSSSSS

and then the way they both know how to hurt each other the most 😭stop😭this😭madness😭 - sirius saying he PREFERS THE POTTERS and regulus calling him USELESS MY GODJJICSIJHDNCIHBVFHBFVBHFVH - u rlly know how to pack a punch huh 😕😕😕😕

god i was rlly hoping they would work it out with a little FORCED COMMUNICATION but damn they rlly do be stubborn

THENNNNN JAMES OMG MY GF - hes so silly - the way he's equally excited about 'regulus' being nice to him and the actual regulus being mean to him is just so hilarious to me - UR HONOUR HES IN LOVEFIHVVIFDHJZvu

AND THE REVEALDJCNDHBSJHCHIVFIHVFUIHVFHFH COULD NOT BE ANY WORSE OMG IN THE SHOWER???!!??!???! WHILE THEYRE BOTH BUTT NAKED??!???!?!??! poor james man he just wanted a nice anniversary rip

PANDORA!!!!!!YAYYYYY im so glad u made her and reg such good friends that he just KNOWS that she would sus him out immediately hehehheehe AND THE OGRE STORY MY GOFHFHVSIVHXBCNHVJDCH

AND THE SIRIUS JUST CHARGINF AT REG LIKE A BULL HELPPPPPP WHATS HE DOING 😭😭😭😭😭

this was so hilarious omg i was giggling like mad and so sos soskssosoososos excited when i got the notificatuofjjfvhjfcihb ur so creative omg, and i cant wait to see what u come up with next idenbhvdhhv

mwahhh🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

OH HIIIIIII !!! I’ve been waiting for youuu sorry that sounds creepy but I have!! I’m so happy you liked it :)))

See the thing about those two is that Regulus doesn’t want to return any of the energy Sirius is giving him because he doesn’t think it’s genuine and Sirius is only giving off this ‘performance’ type vibe towards him because he’s too scared to be himself for fear of it not being good enough for Regulus, but neither of them are understanding this yet and just misinterpreting everything from each other and assuming the other doesn’t care about them when it’s sooo the opposite and it is just so frustrating they’re both very stubborn individuals I can’t force anything with them 💀their whole fight was so upsetting though but dw the worst of it is over ! Kinda 😃

JAMES 😭 my poor sweet baby boy, he’s just a little guy who’s so oblivious and happy to be there he’s so dear to me

That reveal was everything to me, my poor boy was so confused he didn’t even know if he was allowed to leave afterwards 😭

PANDORA 🫶 oh I love her she’s a saint and she’s so done Sirius charging at Reg was her final straw 💀

Thank you so so so much for motivating me to write it I’m so happy it’s out now and I’m sooo happy you like it it’s your chapter babe you can claim it !

MWAH SWEETS 🫶🫶

[keegansgf]

OH EM GEEEEE I NEVER SEE ANY SOUTH ASIAN FIC WRITERS HAIIIIIII same thing 4 black writers like damn yall r UNDERREPRESENTED !!!!!!!!! anyway i love love love ur writing n i am so so happy 2 see a fellow south asian :3

(I saw your correction for the phone lag, I haven’t updated my phone so I get it 💀💀)

RIGHT?? The most SE Asian rep I see in the fanfic writing circle is filo and I LOVEEE our filipino brothers and sisters, but THE MORE THE MERRIER 😭😭🫶🏼

Same goes for black writers!! As an African American, I hope we get some of our other folks from the black diaspora hopping onto tumblr, especially the cod fandom!! A lot of these y/ns are perceived as a white girl so authors that are poc, especially woc, UNITE!!!!!!!!!!

(But your typo did make me realize I rarely see any South Asian writers, where are y’all at 🥲)

[baekhvuns]

Ok damn-

This is late bcz my phn be acting up lately plus i hv my exams so 🥲. Anyways, yeah i like the trailer ... It gives very...how do I say it ... It's entertaining, and yes ur right it gives yjhd vibes. At least I'm excited for one movie besides a marvel one 😃.

Wait wha- Deepika? Lady Singham??? 🧍🧍🧍🧍 Eh?

BEAKS I HEARD THT ATEEZ MAY HV AN ASIA TOUR IN AUGUST!!!!! (I highly suspect that india won't be on the list but I'm excited anyway)

The other day my brother asked me abt this song i kept singing...it was nxde. He was like cn u repeat the lines for me so I said it's "yes I'm nude..shh" (and gv a hole mouth-instrumental but 😌-) he said ohhh i thought u kept singing "yes I'm nerd" 💀💀 when i tell u i wheezed-

*Another adventure with my brother:D*

So we were playing this random guessing of choreography. From any song, i did a few a bollywood songs and then when i ran out of ideas I did the wonderland "let's go" part. YK the whole clap part. So my brother actually knows tht choreo but is really forgetful....so he went "wut is tht?" I repeated it.......he said " is it a guru randhawa song"

.....

After tht some parts were bleeped bc how dare he compare my boys to him (he ain't all tht bad but still 🧍).

So, today i was with my friend and shes like a non-kpop bestie. So, I've seen these PPL on tiktok who YK show their non-kpop frnds the pics of the grp they stan and then they genuinely ask them who do u think would suit then. So i did it, i asked her who do u think I'd like good with? (For pure entertainment purposes, i promise I'm not a creep)

She said san.... 🥹(I <3 her)

2nd japanese single......yeosang will be a mc with xiaojun and hyungseop.....hongjoong at Paris fashion week ... Yunho stealing tht one Lego and hwa finding it like his life depended on it. 🥲 This is why i stan them.

Also, I've been watching saiki k.- my new comfort show. I just realised my exams finish on hwa's bday ....why am I so happy abt tht??

I read bodygaurd again. It's like i always come back to ur acc to read some wholesome, angsty, fluffy, butterfly giving, spicy 🥵 lol but like in a good way ffs.

And the way u always read so many asks and reply to them 😭😭. You go girl!!

And did i just hear just friends part 2!!!! When?? And -

LIKE EXCUSE MEE???? PARDON SIR??? WHODREW THISSS???

Mosquitoes should die...THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE-

Also bruh, tht one edit of hwa with long hair, won't leave me alone...it haunts me EVERYWHERE!!!

Okie

Byie! 👋

since ur asks is super long im having difficulty posting it thru tumblr BECAUSE IT WONT MF POST so im gonna answer a few parts in case it glitches <3

exactly iM TELLING U it does sound really funny! hope u do good on ur exams!! yEAAAAH her as a lady singham 😭😭😭 idk what they’re trying to do but’s def a new venture 😭😭😭

no south asia ever 🥰 one city in the central asia and then the rest is south east fbwjdhsj wasn’t bts supposed to come there but like the rona thing 😭😭 LMFAOOO NOT THAT GUYS SONG 💀💀💀

just friends part two! but it’s a trope that’s been done before so i have to really revamp it if i want to write it 💓

[kithtaehyung]

car reader anon again

let me tell u last night when i was reading i was SCREAMING omg it’s so good this is my favorite series rn you are so so so so talented!! the emotions i felt reading that chapter?? oh my god had me on the edge of my seat fr!! ugh! the emotions the angst my bbys r in love😭😭😭 and the way yoongi was acting at the party INFRONT OF THE BROTHER?? HELLO?? SIR?? im gonna reread again rn but i wanted to let u know how much i loved it first.

ty sm for ur hard work😭💟

AHHHH STOP you have me all shy and shit right now slsllhlsksfg I dunno if I deserve anything like fave series but,, I appreciate the love🥺🍊 you made me smile.

The emotions were bountiful in this one, huh? So much for the both of them to navigate.. but they did it. They were able to communicate😭 and then of course the damn party behavior YOONGI WAS THAT NECESSARY???? Had my heart jumping into my gd throat💀 how dare he!!

Thank you for reading and have fun on the reread! The hard word comment is mad appreciated, too. My brain is fried but I think it’s worth it if y’all are all happy with the chapter❤️‍🩹

[domjaehyun]

https://at.tumblr.com/domjaehyun/so-once-i-told-you-about-how-cool-my-bf-was-with/kc441t514xbp

Development!!

I officially moved in with him! My dad and my mom were cool with it but my stepmom is like losing her marbles lmao. she just told me how she disapproves because he’s not Christian and that she really wished I would date more (because he’s my first boyfriend). Obviously I stood up for myself and told her that I also wasn’t a Christian and that I was gay and that I didn’t need to date more because my bf and I are promiscuous 💀 then she flat out said she was disappointed because he was white. SHE HAS HALF WHITE GRANDKIDS AND MY BROTHERS ARE HALF WHITE. Moral of my story…I’m still taking your advice and keeping my fluffy haired stoner lmao

IM SO HAPPY FOR U!! your step mom should mind her damn business frankly. i’m glad you stood up for yourself !! YEAH YOU KEEP UR FLUFFY HAIRED STONER!! and u enjoy him 😌😌😌

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

RAYHSIIisushshjdiJWJWISIH MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW?!?! I'VE BEEN GOING TO BED AT AROUND 7 PM, AND WAKING UP A 6 AM?!?! LIKE EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS? BRO. BE PROUD OF ME PRAISE ME RN!!! BUT ANYWAYS, I'm feeling SO much better 😋 I think I might make that cheesecake thing I mentioned a few anon asks ago today, and probably clean up a bit. I admit I really let the place go for a sec, dishes have unfortunately piled up a bit 😔

ALSO HELLOOOOO??? MEGUMI AND Y/N?? BRO Y/N NEEDS TO STOP THINKING THAT MEGUMI IS ALWAYS AFTER HER!! 😭😭 POOKS LIKE I GET IT, BUT DAMN?? WTH HAPPENED FOR YOU TO HATE HIM SO MUCH, AND HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE HATES YOU SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE HE WOULD WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU?? 💀 I'm SO invested. I woke up a few hours ago and saw that you had posted 2 yesterday, but I was like "its still late so I'm taking my happy ass back to bed, I'll read it when I wake up". It's the first thing I did when I arose from my slumber.

Also the boyfriend thing, he at least acts lovey sometimes, but yeah I get what you're saying 😔💔 I just really REALLY love him, and he'll express his love from time to time. I just don't know if he likes me or is just playing me, it'll be 4 months on the 11th, so I'm hoping that this is just one of those relationship phases and we'll work on it or something 😭 We've been okay for the most part tho, idk relationships are difficult sometimes, but I'm more than willing to go through more than difficult for him 😞 Bro has me folded like I've never been before? Help?

PLEASE THOUGH MY FRIEND AND TEACHERS DYNAMIC IS SO WEIRD?? SHE LITERALLY CALLS HIM A LITTLE GAY MAN 😭 HE LETS HER TOO? SHE EVEN INVITED ME INTO A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO CALL HIM THAT? 💀 She sees him as an older brother, and I could see why, he lwk acts like this other dude I know 😔 I miss you W 💔 But anyways, it's just funny to see them go back and forth with eachother 💀

ANYWAYS. 💀💀 What's your favorite song? 🤔 Tbh I couldn't tell you mine, not that anything is wrong with it, I just FR can't decide what my favorite song is 😭 Having a hard time deciding my favorite color too 💀

ANYWAYS GONNA CLEAN (if I dont procrastinate) SO GOODBYE MY DEAREST AXEL

XOXO 👽

YAYAYYAYA SO PROUD OF U BAEEE!!! SO GLAD UR SLEEPPING SCHEDULE IS GOING GOOD! I HOPE CLEANING GOES WELL N UR CHEESE CAKE COMES OUT YUMMY 😎😎😎

NAH FR LIKE HAS YN EVER THOUGH MAYBE HE ISNT DETERMINED TO MAKE THEIR LIFE A LIVING HELL LIKE THEY THINK HE IS?? 😭😭

bae… idk… i’m still team break up with him even after reading that… cause i feel like it’s usually the opposite four months in where they were rlly sweet before and NOW they’re showing their true colors but also fuck do i know i’m not in ur relationship so take what i say with a grain of salt if u want… DO WHAT U THINK IS BEST ILY !

HELPPP NOT A LITTLE GAY MAN LFMOAOA THATS SO SILLY

ermmmm …. yeah i cant decide either… i love so many songs and i feel like i’m betraying them if i only pick one of them😭😭😭😭

[moonbeamwritings]

Hiya! I. Hope ur having a good day/night and I hope you are taking care of urself! Could I so kindly request prosciuttos younger sister (around 16) having a BIG fat crush on narancia and spending a lot of time with him. I'd love to see jealous big bro pros! (platonic obvs 💀🖐️) stay safe ❤️

hello !! this shit is cute as hell 🗣️ thank you for sending in, anon! i hope you’re doing well and staying safe too !! 💕

Having a sibling so much younger than him hadn’t bothered Prosciutto much. You were some of the only family he had left and he cherished every moment he could spend with you. He kept you away from his lifestyle, juggling spending time with you and spending time with the hitman squad well enough. You were in school, had your own life when he worked, and for that much he was grateful. 

What he didn’t account for, though, was your crush on a certain someone.

Narancia Ghirga.

Prosciutto had no idea how you’d even met the other teen, grumbling about how it just had to be him as you told him about the cute boy you’d bumped into one day after school.

Time carried on and you remained close to Prosciutto’s side, offering him little stories about Narancia’s smile or the way he would laugh at your jokes, but it seemed as though your little crush wasn’t going anywhere.

“Oh! And today, Narancia blushed when I complimented his outfit. How cute is that! Do you think he likes me?” You’d spouted off, talking animatedly with your hands as your excitement rapidly bubbled to the surface.

Prosciutto simply hummed along, eyes remaining firm in their superficial scan of the newspaper in front of him. He was not about to lose his only sibling to some stupid boy. No way, no how.

One day when you crashed through his door, his worst fear had reared its ugly head. You were absolutely beaming, brimming with delight as you recounted the entire story of Narancia asking you on a date.

It seemed like Prosciutto’s whole world was shaken to its core, his routine thrown entirely for a loop at the arrival of a new man in your life. He found himself spending more of his free time alone, waiting for you after school only to forget that you had plans with Narancia. Again.

You were his little sibling, god damn it, and it was like you had forgotten he existed. It was maddening.

He bit his tongue, refusing to admit there was a tinge of jealousy gripping at his heart as he watched you bound out the front door, bag in hand and ready to tackle another day with Narancia at your side.

Matters were made all the worse as his team members started to notice his irritability, Pesci taking the brunt of his pent up anger.

Formaggio was the first to nudge his side about it.

Prosciutto had been assigned on a scouting mission with Formaggio one afternoon, aiming to learn more about the routine of a potential hit. It was sunny and he resented having to spend such a nice afternoon in Formaggio’s company.

As they rounded a corner, hit within their line of sight, Prosciutto’s eyes fell on you.

You were across the street, Narancia’s hand clutched in one of your own with a cone of gelato in the other. Prosciutto rolled his eyes.

Catching on to the shift in his mood, Formaggio took the chance to poke the bear, “Ooo, is someone feeling a little left in the dust? The whole overprotective brother thing isn’t a good look, man.”

Prosciutto clenched his jaw. “Fuck off,” he grumbled, “no, I’m not.”

“Ya know,” Formaggio continued, eyes breaking away from the happy couple to shift back towards the hit, “Boyfriends are always temporary, but you, my friend, are forever. They’re always gonna need their big bro, right?”

How hadn’t he thought of that?

That little twerp could, probably would, break your heart one day and you’d be back by Prosciutto’s side, eager to spend time in your big brother’s company.

[maeum-your]

IM PUNCHING THE WALL W JAKE'S BARKING SCANDAL LITERALLY RUNNING LAPS IM GONNA BEG IN MY KNEES FOR THAT DAMN AUDIO RN ‼STUDENT‼ A ‼MUST‼ SEND ‼ME‼ cuz i need for yk scientific purposes... yeah... research yeah hahahahahaha

ANYWAYS the McDonald's event omg guys dont do that hahaha dont fight send the barking audio already that's what we should be sharing 🤗🤗🤗🤗

also wonnie almost spilling his secret identity brother ni-ki will legit blackmail u if he finds LMAO keep ur mouth shut 🤪 and NI-KI FUNNY AS HELL CMON I LOVE HIM LETS GIVE HIM A HAPPY MEAL — my threat as a sugar mommy and BY THE WAY jake i dont mind barking and im pretty rich so 🤷‍♀️

ab BETTY MY BELOVED MICROWAVE THE BEST OF THE MICROWAVES THE ONLY ONE THE LEGEND THE MISSIONARY THE ACE PAVED THE OF THE MICROWAVES HISTORY i wanna say a huge i miss u and i love u😭🤧

i cant believe sunghoon killed u 💔 im gonna revenge u 💅💪👀

STUDENT A THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GATEKEEP THE GIRLBOSSIEST MOVE YOU CAN MAKE IS YOU SHARING THE VIDEO 🙏🏻😭

LAKWSLSWKS PLSSSS NOT THE MEMES 💀💀💀 but sunghoon has definitely said those things before 🤡

jungwon knows just a little too much to be suspicious but just little enough for it not to be so obvious 🤧 I'm expecting more slip ups in the future, wonder how they'll get caught tho 👀

betty is an icon and sunghoon needs to pay *evil laughter*