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tbcanary · 10 months

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Edit Requests: Clint Barton for @douglaseiffels

"Aw, coffee, no."

#clint barton #hawkeye #matt fraction #david aja #flashing #editreqs #god this run was incredibleeeeee #it was so hard not to just make like eight banners because the art was all fantastic #clint i care you. i care you so much.#marvel #marvel comics #2023reads #tbanimation #tbedits

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marvel-lous-guy · 4 months

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Peter: Mr Stark I'm going to hell

Tony: You're not religious, Pete. You don't even believe in hell

Peter: I beat up a blind man

Tony: What. The. Fuck.

Clint: Not cool, man

Peter: I didn't know he was blind!

Tony: how could you not tell he was blind!?

Peter: he was wearing a costume and I thought he was trying to mug some guys so I stopped him but it turns out he was stopping them from chasing this other guy!

Tony: A blind man was beating people up? Thats pretty impressive

Peter: Right!? Then he went to a dumpster-

Clint: Oh don't worry about that Pete- that's just Matt

Peter: you know him?

Clint: yeah he's a great guy, we shared a dumpster once. He always loses his canes

Tony: a deaf guy is friends with a blind guy? How do you talk?

Clint: we usually just skip the talking and get straight to the vigilante stuff

Peter: awesome

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innkeepercore · 5 months

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someone had the brilliant idea of putting Clint in Christmas lights… he doesn’t hate it

#it was Natasha #with the help of Kate because of course #Clint Barton #digital illustration #marvel fanart #hawkeye fanart #hawkeye #char 2023 #murdocksdameron art #matt fraction hawkeye #Hawkeye Christmas

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batcavescolony · 4 months

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I found a screen time break down list for the MCU so I could see who had the most screen time. Now don't get me wrong I like Peggy but why does she have more screen time then Iron Man?

Peggy Carter: 403.8min or 6.73 hrs

Tony Stark: 376.3min or 6.27 hrs

Steve Rogers: 266.7 min or 4.44 hrs

Loki: 221.1 min or 3.68 hrs

Wanda Maximoff: 201.95 min or 3.36 hrs

Natasha Romanoff: 181.25min or 3.02 hrs

Clint Barton: 162.65 min or 2.71 hrs

Sam Wilson: 139.15 min or 2.32 hrs

Bucky Barnes: 136.05 min or 2.27 hrs

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tashaclint · 4 months

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#let’s pretend it’s comic Clint’s height #but also just about everyone’s tall next to scarjo #but they’re just about the only people they’d die for #if it was anyone else but the other in trouble they’d be a-ok with them dying. Jkjk but not really 👀#there’s also instances where nat trips or gets a paper cut and Clint will full get distraught.#because hasn’t she suffered enough #it’s also literally canon that they’d happily die for each other #but Natasha’s will and spite are just about the only things keeping Clint alive at this point #natasha romanoff #clint barton #clintasha

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purple--queen · 5 days

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Somewhere in the TVA is a TVA Coulson having a crises because he has to deal with a Clint who did shoot Nat and a Nat who killed Clint when he offered a way out.

#“None of this was supposed to happen” Coulson says for the hundred time. “But it was the job” Clint tells him again.#“Why did you not take his offer?” Coulson asks but Nat just shrugs. “It could have been a trap. Also his accent pissed me of” Nat explains.#But both of them becoming TVA Agents & working for Coulson :) And they hate eachother in the beginning...#because “hey are you the one that killed the other me?”#Both are also very proud about what they done...because it was the job & it could have been a trap...#Coulson has one headache after the other...he is not getting paid enough for this...#“Please canwe not just prune them?” “No” says a very amused Fury :)#Marvel TVA #TVA #phil coulson #natasha romanoff #clint barton #black widow #hawkeye

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lotusxpop · 4 months

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Love fics where Clint meets Matt while he is daredevil and Clint uses signs or just sign language to communicate but daredevil (in his pov) is so rude and ableist bc he ignores him so Clint thinks it's because daredevil doesn't like that he is deaf when in reality Matt is just under the mask panicking bc hawkeye isn't speaking, he can hear vague movements of hands but he doesn't know why

#matt is going full on crisis mode #he is just like oh no he is signing I DON’T KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE #while clint stands there like wtf is this dude's problem???#matt 100% runs off because he can't deal with it all #clint finds that even more rude #in reality he ran straight to Foggy for help #“help foggy! hawkeye used sign language to talk to me! i don't know sign language!”#foggy will laugh #daredevil #hawkeye #mcu #matt murdock #clint barton #avengers #daredevil and hawkeye

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3twindragons · 7 months

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The whole post

#reposting this because it has me feeling like 🙈😳😳😳#winterhawk #clint barton #bucky barnes #im too week for this ship #sorry not sorry #but still kinda sorry 😂🥲#My art 3td #i just need it on my dashboard

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panic-in-the-multiverse · 30 days

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I really need to stop getting attached to fictional older men with children

#Rick grimes #hunter tbb #david deacon kay #din Djarin #Frank castle #Miguel O’Hara #Kanan Jarrus #Aaron hotchner #Saul silva #Joel miller #Baron Zemo #Bucky Barnes #yes Bucky is here because of kubik #Clint Barton #Tony stark #Silco #Castiel #should I add Dean Winchester here to

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celestiallime · 18 days

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sometimes I'll be reading an amazing fanfic from a certain fandom and I realize that this isn't what actually happened in the show and I go through the five stages of grief with the assistants of crying, throwing up and laying on the sad cold floor

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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Peter: I hate ice skating

Tony: ...why?

Peter: because someone saw a frozen lake, put on their sharpest shoes and somehow didn't die. And now it's a popular stupid sport.

Tony: I'm sorry, what?

Clint: their sharpest shoes...?

#peter is bitter because he went on an ice skating date with MJ and fell over loads #his spider stickyness was no help and he couldn't get up for 3 minutes #clint barton #peter parker #irondad #Tony stark #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark

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aprill-99 · 2 years

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Number of languages in which Qui-Gon Jinn can say “May I approach your tame/half-domestic/half-wild/fully feral/man eating and actively hostile life form?”: 46

Number of languages in which Anakin Skywalker can say “can I approach your droid/spacecraft/vehicle?”: 54

Number of languages in which Obi-Wan Kenobi can say “You have my sincerest apologies for the words and/or actions of the tall being I came here with. He’s just lonely and a little dumb.”: 79 and counting

#Star Wars #star wars funny #disaster lineage #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #qui gon and obi wan #obi wan and anakin #inspired by a post about Clint Barton and Dogs #love Obi wan being a polyglot #love it even more if it’s purely because he had to be to save these idiots #the 46 and 54 didn’t overlap very much #I’m not sure on the font on this one so sorry

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ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask · 3 days

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Apparently my ship type is “World’s Dumbest Husband (Who Suffers From A Debilitating Hero Complex) And Redheaded Wife (Who Is So Much Cooler Than Him).”

#john 117 x linda 058 #holly short x trouble kelp #Kim possible x ron stoppable #Yorkalina #scott summers x jean grey #clint barton x natasha romanoff #clintasha #Fred and Kelly only miss the list because Kelly had the audacity to be a brunette #alenko x shepard #fred x daphne

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hawkzeyes · 5 months

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Listen I’m not even a massive Clintasha shipper, hell I prefer them as friends, but the way some MCU fans are convinced it’s horribly wrong because they have some “sisterly brotherly bond”…. they have fucked REPEATEDLY. Please stop pushing that narrative. They aren’t related nor have they ever been related. They care about each other and they HAVE been romantic in the past even if you don’t like the ship. This on again off again mess (politely putting it) has been a thing since the 1960s.

Your personal choices for ships doesn’t change canon nor do your wack ass movies. Stop implying ppl ship incest because of it. Don’t be fucking weird.

#this is because Marvel’s official tiktok account posted a video about Clintasha today #and ppl are being weird and spreading misinformation about Nat and Clint again #hawkzeyes #Clint Barton #Natasha Romanoff #Clintasha #Clint beloved

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avengerscompound · 2 years

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Pizza Dog Pizza - ‘Eh, it’s food!’

Ziggy Pig and Silly Seal Infinity Comic

#marvel #avengers #marveledit #comicedit #clintbartonedit #hawkeyeedit #clint barton #hawkeye #lucky the pizza dog #Ziggy Pig and Silly Seal Infinity Comic #jacob chabot #marvel comics #this comic is awful #and I must not be the only one who thinks so #because there's literally a blank page on the fandom wiki about it #but this issue did have that tiny clint reference #thus here it is

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petvengers · 1 year

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Happy Easter everyone and a nice spring weekend if you don't celebrate it. Nice spring weather would be cool to match the expectations.

But really in this case I just wanted to mention that I really like comics Clint and Bucky's dynamic :D

#petvengers #clint barton #hawkeye #hawkguy #bucky barnes #winter soldier #srsly the weather is goddamn awful here #it's cold and rainy #it even snowed last week >.<#i really just want it to be finally warm #(just so I can complain about being stuck at home office when the weather is so nice)#on the other topic #I'm sorry I wasn;t active here #I had very busy few months and I recently changed jobs #but things are looking up #i just keep my fingers crossed i find my hype again because recently mcu was so damn meh #easter #happy easter #spring

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