#black widow project

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: I bet if I was pregnant, you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.

Kate: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: You're late, Kate Bishop.

Kate: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basically 9. If anything, I'm early.

[yorkshireteauk]

yelena “doesn’t” break into kate’s apartment one night to find kate and lucky wrapped up on her bed together with kate crying so yelenas gay or flight senses kick in and she sprints over asking what happened only to find out that kate had watched narnia alone again despite yelena warning her they have to watch it together because yelena knows how kate gets when aslan dies

[nancywheeeler]

look i am delighted marvel is finally in the find out stage after they fucked around and completely over-saturated the market but i can't help noticing it is always, always, always the female-led projects bearing the brunt of the criticism and just left out to dry by disney

[chvoswxtch]

so I spent all day updating my phone theme bc i'm a very exciting person that does very exciting weekend things

anyway it's been like 3 years since I last did it & I went all marvel this time & i'm just really excited about it & proud & wanted to share it with my friends (y'all) <3

[girlonthefireescape]

When is the Red Room "graduation ceremony"?

So I read a quote by Florence Pugh that said that the Red Room graduation ceremony takes place when the girls are around 8 years old. Is that right?

Does anybody know if this is supported by the movie canon? (Or even the comic books? Because I'm not familiar with those and as far as I know, the hysterectomy bit is a movie addition, anyway?)

I'm just wondering because I want to know if the implication here is supposed to be that they undergo the hysterectomy before going through puberty.

Cause if they had their ovaries removed prior to puberty, wouldn't that mess with hormone production and thus the onset and regular timeline of puberty? I'm a humanities major, so this is not my area of expertise at all, but just based on what I've researched so far, I'm like, huh, wouldn't this fuck with way more than their ability to menstruate/become pregnant? Like, even if they went through this at 17 or 18yo, they'd go into immediate early menopause, which would also fuck with their bodies.

Or are we just supposed to suspend our disbelief here? Which, okay, I guess? (Also, yes, Whedon threw this in and he's an idiot.) But if there is canon info I'm missing, I'd really like to know! So if anybody has thoughts/info on this!

[zevifa]

Here is...a piece from a while ago with my spider Queen misunderstanding compliments.

[nr-yb-wm-hm]

Repeat after me:

STOP. USING. REPRESENTATION. AS. AN. EXCUSE. TO. NEGLECT. AND. MAKE. HIDEOUS. MOVIES.

[averyboleyn]

Is it weird that I want to watch things and I have access to them but I can't make myself watch them? I don't know why I avoid shows and movies I want to watch for so long and all I can watch are documentaries, true crime, TikToks, and Youtube.

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

[exist101]

tell me things about the poptropica symbiote au please

just, anything on your mind about it

I have so much though you gotta give me somethin to work with next time but for now BULLET POINTS UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE THIS GOT LONG

All of the villains bonded with their respective symbiotes fairly young, preteen but not a child child.

The symbiotes are stuck on earth after their ship crashed in the middle of the ocean and were separated.

The villains are all incredibly strong and agile thanks to them.

Error helped inspire young Mordreds fascination with machines, always telling stories of all the neat stuff in space.

As far as anyone in the kingdom knows Mordred was always a strange child with his head in the clouds (some had a theory he was a changeling autism child go brrrr), but one day they got a whole lot stranger, talking to himself and making odd drawings of metallic monsters.

Also yes I do believe in Bard being the kings child and it's in the au.

There's not much room for Error anymore, so they tend to hang out underneath Bard's hat or disguised as an oil stain.

They just overall hit it off almost immediately and are very close :)

Honestly at this point they were the only thing keeping Harvey alive.

24 Carrot is basically just That Place with weird crimes and weird people. Basically the Tracy California of Pop (I'd know).

Harvey always got overstimulated really quickly (he is filled with autism), so sometimes Savagery would help with that.

Harvey left 24 Carrot as soon as he got accepted into college and never looked back. Savagery is happy with that.

The only one out of the group who figured out that the symbiotes feed on happy chemicals.

Savagery us the only thing keeping Harvey alive at this point, without their healing his organs would have stopped working.

Invidia and Widow are also very close.

As a kid Invidia would secretly give bullies a valuable lesson.

They have each others backs during heists.

Widow absolutely struggled (and still does) struggle with self confidence. Invidia helps with that.

Widow's real name is Charlotte because I can.

Grew up on Counterfeit, moved as a teen, came back after becoming a police officer

Crawfish and Kraken had a very rocky start.

Kraken simply did NOT want to be stuck on earth and they made it Crawfish's problem.

Like mx that is a child you're talking to.

Met while the ship that Crawfish was cabin boy of was docked at Skullduggery, Kraken became interested in the curse for reasons i won't specify.

The two did some horrible things that will only be found in the horror chamber channel on discord.

They started getting along a bit more after a few years though!

When Crawfish lost his leg to one of the sea serpents that's when the trust exercises began (joke)

Kraken makes a leg for him. Crawfish can't control it so he has to hope Kraken doesn't make them fall.

Also in this au he's not a ghost because Kraken kept him alive (yes I love that theory it's in my main au)

It's a bond made from mutual respect and trust and a little bit of pranking from time to time and I like thinking about their dynamic whether the time they hated each other to them messing around in the present :)

[marklikely]

i really do wonder if we'll see the end of the mcu soon though cause the quality of the movies has undeniably been getting worse, and ive noticed a lot of casual fans (which is what most people i know are, including myself, at least a few years ago when i would have actually considered myself a fan at all) are completely uninvested in phase 4 and havent really liked any of the movies lately. plus with how fast theyre pushing them out, overexposure could lead to a huge backlash soon

[movie-magic]

[llycaons]

celebrating tomorrow when two of my least favorite entries in the rb poll will be roundly defeated by guys who I don't mind winning the whole thing

[al-coded]

joss whedon shipping nat and bruce in avengers age of ultron was dumb actually