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[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[paimt]

its just supervised phone calls like

in the wise words of stan himself: give me money

[coveredinbites]

[scamoosh]

hi guyz i made a quiz abt which horror trope/theme i enjoy you are!! cws are in the description so please mind them!

[violent138]

I think all the Batkids are against inviting any friends to Wayne Manor not for any security reasons, but just because family dinners are so embarrassing. One brother has about thirty icepacks taped to him and squeaks every time he moves, another is asleep on the table (avoiding violating Alfred’s no elbows on the table rule by faceplanting into soup), one of their sisters knocks over a pitcher with an arm cast, Bruce and another are actively engaged in discussing a case and are unable to communicate about anything normal, another is geeking out too but is barely coherent due to heavy amounts of pain meds, someone is definitely recounting a near miss stabbing story with a bread knife, while the last is on some dubious new diet to improve muscle growth and nobody wants to know if protein powder can be consumed like that.

[faethfigueroth]

My father's from Mexico. My mother's Swedish. I can help you out with the Swedish half but no one told me which half that is.

[peterpant]

"Thats the sixth time youve dropped my pen today, House."

[userarmand]

The ten hours I spent with that boy were more exciting, more fascinating, than decades with you!

[saryasy]

poor Chimney, no one ever listens to him

[fisherrprince]

writing advice: every chapter should have something that makes you, a sicko, say yeesss… hahaha… yeeesss!!! and it doesn’t quite matter what you are a sicko about but it’ll be hard to get through the chapter if nothing makes you press your face into the window

[dressfortheslide-nottheride]

essential rosquez quotes from @moonshynecybin's post here (ty!!)

the "accidental contact" can be found here, please tell me ur opinion!

@pgaslys makes an endless list of motogp things found here (its great)

other motogp primers found here, here, and here (kind of). they rly helped when i was getting into motogp so ty sm to their creators.

and in general to anyone trying to get into motogp- everyone on motogpblr is super nice and helpful! i've sent so many anons and i've always gotten lovely answers!

im always happy to chat so feel free to shoot me an ask w any q's or corrections x

[tiyoin]

briar valley doesn’t know what to do.

the capable, dark fae are proud creatures. they pride themselves in being ‘superior.’ able to adapt to anything anyone could throw at them…

and yet;

it’s sunny out

for the first time in thousands of years, it’s sunny out.

the citizens of briar valley didn’t know what to do with this event. was it a bad omen for the impending future? was another war going to break out? did those fae come to attack?

all wrong and pessimistic.

it was because, for the first time in thousands of years, a draconia was happy. smiling, besides himself with joy as he stared into your crinkled eyes.

eyes which he found himself searching and scanning for any signs of deceit, any signs of ill intent or mistrust.

to give him a reason to shut you out and crackle his way back into his palace. but there was none. because as the sun peeked its head from the clouds like water being dropped onto watercolor, the more your eyes seemed to shine like those very colors.

as the light touched your face your eyes seemed to glow, to sparkle, to swell with so much love and adoration he could tell that the tears sliding down your face weren’t sad ones. but happy ones.

he’s only heard of humans crying from joy. believing it to be another one of lilia’s tall tales. and yet, there you are once again smashing his expectations.

his lips felt chapped.

yet yours, looked delicious. like a freshly baked cream puff young clover would used to give you. he himself didn’t care for the lightness of the pastry, yet he’d always remember the way you lit up once you chewed the treat.

he could almost chuckle at how you ravaged it. it’s remains spilling from your lips as you chewed happily. he remembers commenting about how ‘ruthless you humans were to cute things.’ you had laughed at the comment, cutting malleus off before he could finish. yet he decided to save that second part for much later, as having you laugh was enough for him.

the cream puff felt like sand paper on his fingers compared to your lips. they almost felt like jelly when he swiped his thumb across the bottom of your lip. your eyes slowly widening as you tensed up. your eyes followed his as he sat back down on his chair.

his eyes trained on yours as he swiped his thumb across his tongue before he commented about its flavor.

yet compared to now? your lips were softer than the pillow the princess of dreams slept on. they were smoother than the finest silk, and lusher than the rose queens prized possessions.

he had to tear his eyes away from your grinning face as he stared at you as a whole. you were jumping up and down, hands intertwined with one another as he stared up at you.

there was a pit in his stomach, an ache to his limbs, especially his tail. but most notably he felt a a burning in his chest that got hotter with each new ray of sun.

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might delete in a few hours tbh

enjoy this quick malleus scenario i wrote as i typed. NOT‼️ edited‼️ i lost my train of thought and gave up.

trying to warm up the creative juices i suppose 🤓🤷🏻🤷🏻

[copia]

endless ghifs 33/? ⛧ source — "In God you trust!"

[iindigoeyed]

saw this dress and purse and i KNEW i had to draw this, it's so her!!

[seonghwasblr]

ATEEZ GOLDEN HOUR : Part.1

[swallowedabug]

SAIRA in every episode (1/ ∞) ⟶ 1.06 Sparta