#bsd 99

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dazai : Hey.

Chuuya : How'd you find me ?

Dazai : july 14th, 2005. Demon Prodigy dazai osamu and king of sheep Nakahara Chuuya conducted our first partnership. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

Chuuya : Dazai.

Dazai : The day that you stepped on me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[saapphirx]

This b99 interaction SCREAMED ranpo and fukuzawa, i had to :"")

[cryptid-gore-arts]

dazai is supervising them

commissions!

[petitesmafia]

not Dazai wondering if Chuuya lost hair during their four years apart as if he isn't in the top three reasons (if not top reason) why Chuuya would even go bald in the first place likeee. Chuuya's hair probably got thicker tbh...

(shoutout to Chuuya's hairline though for staying strong despite years of continuous stress and grief)

[renaryuuguuuuu]

Fyodor can't play with Legos 😢

[existential-spite]

Im pretty sure Amnogozen cant really take lives from the actual world and can only send them to the 4th dimmension thing. Akutagawa was also starting to bubble before all of that, so he was bout to become bubble soup anyway and the godthing was probably going to slurp him up later anyway . It just decided to crack aku like a nut cause it wanted to be dramatic or something

[kaurwreck]

Dazai is uninhibited around Chuuya for the same reason Mori is only ever sincere around Chuuya.

[foxnikki]

I had to try this with someone...

[etrevil]

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dazai call chuuya while in meursault to break him out

Dazai : "Chuuya, I screwed up big time."

Chuuya :" Given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific."

[dont-f-with-moogles]

Fake fic tags

(I spent an unhealthy amount of time on this lmao)

*mwah 😘*

Twilight Goodbye

Rating: Teen and Up Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs Characters: Osamu Dazai / Chuuya Nakahara; Fyodor Additional tags: #meursault  #just soukoku soukokuing #fake dating AU with assassins #does it count if they are trying to assassinate each other? #idiots to idiots #romantic partners in life and crime #angst and humour #they’re sharing a brain cell  #fruckin dorks  #is it flirting? Is it banter?  #fyodor has second hand embarrassment  

Summary: Meursault; that relentless, unforgiving maze of cold, steel walls. What a miserable place to die in.

Slumped on the floor, Dazai groaned as he gingerly moved his broken leg. Harsh, white lights were broken with intermittent flickers. The ground was smeared with his blood. In a situation this dire, Dazai knew he held an uncertain set of cards at best. If he was going to emerge from this alive, then he only had one move left to play. And that meant one final appeal to the man with a gun pointed to his head.

“Come on, Chuuya. It’s time to wake up now.” Dazai’s voice was husky as he tried to summon his last reserves of strength. “Our story is not going to come to an end today in this damn place.”

“Yes, yes, this is all very ‘doomed by our narrative,” Fyodor sighed over the speakers, “just shoot him already!”

“We are destined to… die together, remember?” Dazai urged his former foe. “We decided this years ago. Me in an epic explosion, and you killing yourself out of grief.”

Chuuya’s arm remained level, his expression utterly devoid of emotion. Heavy with resignation, Dazai’s tone plummeted into lead. As his final card was tossed down, he knew he could do nothing now other than accept his fate. 

“Fine.” 

As his lids lowered in exhaustion, the artificial glare shimmered again, framing dark lashes against his blood-streaked cheeks.

“Seven years and all we did was make each other miserable…” Dazai admitted, “but surely somewhere, in all that history, there were some good times…”

Inside the Control Room, Fyodor was too occupied in staring at the computer monitor to notice the softened footstep behind him.

“...so, let’s end this better than the way we started it. We owe each other that much. I’m… gonna ask two last things of you, Chuuya.”

Chuuya remained still, leaning imperiously over him. Dazai shifted forward, wincing, and pressed his forehead against the barrel of the gun, its cylinder flattening his dark hair.

“Firstly… make it quick, okay? You know I hate pain.”

Slowly, Dazai gazed up at Chuuya one last time.

“Secondly, I… forgive you.”

The other man’s eyes were narrowed in contempt.

“... just promise me that, one day, you’ll forgive yourself.”

“That does it! I am not playing gay chicken with you in this hallway!” Chuuya snarled, dropping his arm. At his side, the gun trembled in his tightened fist.  

“I don’t care if this is part of your dumbass plan! This level of cringe is off the scale, even for you, Dazai!”

With time rapidly running out, there’s only one way for Osamu Dazai and Chuuya Nakahara to escape the infamous confines of Meursault prison. But will a combination of deceit, fake-out deaths and homoerotic speeches be enough to ensure their freedom?

👉 Fake Fic Game!  🐝

[tachiharastanacc]

Not that I want the HD to explode bc I love them, but if they do, I hope it happens in front of the lizard ppl bc imagine that “Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good” except it’s Hirotsu trying to stop this:

[yurislava]

THE MUSIC PLAYING DURING SSKK'S FIGHT IN EP 10 IS THE SAME ONE THAT PLAYS DURING DAZAI'S FAREWELL TO CHUUYA IN EP 8 I CAN'T

[yumienikkie]

also i finished villainess level 99 recently and why the fuck is mr. bsd fyodor dostoyevsky in my isekai anime

[the-port-mafia]

Dazai: I've only known Atsushi-kun for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[dishsoapforyou]

i was talking about how the hands in this official art still confused me because of how many things they could be related too, and someone suggested it could be japanese sign language, so i did my best!!

here’s what i got + and chart i used, let me know what you think!