#bts textpost

[minyooon3012]

Bts after reading the song of achilles

(This is so random I don’t know why I wrote it)

Namjoon: already knew the story, still cried at the end

Hoseok: didn’t know who achilles and patroclus were, managed to finish it in four months (he got busy)

Yoongi: got really attached to the characters and everyone makes fun of him for it

Seokjin: sees himself in Thetis for some reason

Jimin: started a “I hate Agamemnon” club, secretly finds hector hot

Taehyung: liked it so much he decided to wear a tunic for an entire week

Jungkook: didn’t read it, listened to namjoon telling the whole story

[chaotic-autumn]

something something about queercoded villains and that interview where David Tennant and Michael Sheen say they probably never worked on anything together before Good Omens bc they tend to be typecast for the same roles. something about them now starring opposite each other as queer romantic leads

[enigmasandepiphanies]

reblog and put in the tags: what do you think of our in-house hellsite originated fandom textpost memes which juxtapose screencaps/stills/ gifs from people's fave media with the most hilarious tumblr posts/onion headlines/memes, i need to know this for my research (literally i am doing it on this meme practice honest answers would be appreciated)

signal boosting is also appreciated

[weirdlyinsaneasss]

Me after listening SEVEN (explicit version) by JUNGKOOK

[auroplane]

user @sirlancenotalot made me post this here so hello tumblr i guess 😥

[lize-sleepy]

There’s fucking nothingggg fandom-wise in the dope thief tags😭😭😭 why do I HAVE to be the change I wanna see

[gordonstanheight]

while i don’t recommend playing lis bts before lis 1 just bc bts has so many inconsistencies that it basically feels like a completely separate timeline & i love letting rachel haunt the narrative but like….. imagine playing bts Not knowing. the tragedy of it all

[allergic-to-some-stuff]

I will never forget the formative experience that was beta reading smutty omegaverse fanfic for a friend on school wifi on a school laptop in middle school

[origin-of-orbits]

I mean technically you still can, as Black Pearl's specific type are Gem Mermaids

So there can be like, other kinds of merfolk out there

I actually didn't consider that.......

Broooo thank you, oh my god (I mean.. BT is a tea cookie, tea mermaid.. ah whatever best not question it) thank you anon!!

[captncthrola]

captain ଳ⋆｡˚𖦹 they/them, 20 y.o.

fellow se-asian user blog thing w/ an unhealthy helping of ⊹₊⋆ˎˊ˗

𖦹 youtube fandoms

𖦹 video games

𖦹 theatre & musical theatre

⊹₊⋆ and more!

incl. specific stuff such as: ✧˖°.⋆

˚。starkid productions, dave malloysicals, the magnus archives, joe iconis music & musicals, dropout.tv, smosh

... to name a few

+ a few servings of my own silly art / fanart / song covers ✨

feel free to DM me if we're mutuals, and if we're not, then only if absolutely necessary.

on other silly socmed:

instagram (linked here) — @capnofthecthrola

pinterest — onedterminedfisch

spam tumblr (for whatever reason) — @captents-crapola

tags under the cut:

#[anything] moment -- cool stuff i want to save and categorise into what type of media / content they are (e.g. comic moment or text moment) #creators moment -- any cool bts and various posts from favourite creators/artists/developers/etc.

#cthrola content -- my fanart, original art, song covers, content created by me!

#cthrola crapola -- my nonsense textpost spams

full list of faves in the tags but some written out here cos im blur sometimes:

video games: Undertale + Deltarune... youtube fandom: Smosh, Dropout.tv, some Dimension 20, Markiplier... podcasts + audio fiction: The Magnus Archives + Protocol, Distractible... musical theatre: Dave Malloy, Joe Iconis, Starkid (esp. Hatchetfield), music artists: dodie, Orla Gartland, (your fave band) FIZZ, Chappell Roan...

[little-shooting-stars-au]

Hello everyone, and a warm welcome to the official Little Shooting Stars Au Tumblr Blog! I made this blog so that way I will have a good place for all of my ramblings, links, artworks, and whatever else I end up making for this silly AU!

This AU is a second-generation AU for The Sun and Moon Show! It features twelve original fankids and explores found family, self-discovery, and the complex relationships between traumtized children and their equally traumatized parents. The main content will be posted on Ao3, and any side content will be posted here!

And now, a quick introduction to me! My name is Donnie (he/they/it), and I am 18 years old. I have been working on LSS for a little over a year and am finally ready to unveil my creation to everyone! If you want to follow me on my main, it is @we-are-the-multitude

Links under the cut for quick access!

The Fics + Kid Introductions

Ao3 series where all fanfics are being held

List of the children

Fanchildren Spotify playlists

BTS Knowledge

Mari's Original Name

Offical Art

Offical Group Photo Art

Valentine's Day Art

Visit From the Stars

Animatics

Daisy Bell by Orion + Charlie

Silly Goofy Textposts

Incorrect Qoutes 1, 2, 3

Epic the Musical Song

Fake Texts 1, 2, 3

Mother's Day Headcannons

Pride Month Special

[exyrpf]

I don't even know you beyond random textposts or literally anything about bts (and i refuse to let that change bc i know I would give in) but you're too horny for captains/alternate captains for ANYONE to be surprised your "bias" (did i use that right?) is the leader

😭😭😭 anon why did you have to do me like this

[leagueofvillaining]

hi! i'm viv! and i make LOV textposts! 　　 ꔫ eighteen // australian // they/she

masterlist + catalogue (tags) ₊ main blog

requests are closed! inbox is open for anything else though!

please do not directly dm me if you are -18, you are welcome to interact with posts and follow me, but please do not directly contact me! it’s not a you thing, i’m just uncomfortable with it as an adult!

do not interact if: basic dni criteria, you condone israel's actions or are pro israel, bts antis (specifically jimin and yoongi antis), we have nothing in common, league of villains haters and antis, you defend endeavor / enji todoroki or are fans of him that don’t acknowledge his past (if you do or aren’t a endeavor glazer you’re welcome to stay!)

queue status: ongoing :3

[femmelone]

um. intro post

hiiii i'm moony from @otacringe and this is my jojo sideblog or something. u can check my main for more info but for the basics i go by any pronouns, i'm a minor, and i've been into jojo for about 4-5 years (i can't escape. it never ends.)

i don't really do long dni stuff but the same stuff that goes for my main goes here. no bigots, no proshippers, and no south park/hsr/hp/dsmp fans.

tag info below the cut:

general stuff (same as it is on my main) #moony speaks - for any general discussion/talk stuff. (about jojo ofc.) answered asks go here as well, and i'll probably tag those as asks or something. #moony's art - for any art i post #moonyposting - for shitposts or anything original that i don't deem worthy of being tagged as an actual textpost or art post #moony's ocs - stuff with ocs! each universe has its own tag also.

oc stuff #iron frontier - post-sbr storyline about the son of johnny's daughter in a universe where the wild west went on for. a lot longer i suppose. #rainbow rising - protag!shizuka part. set in the original timeline 25 years after diu. #squadraverse - technically the official name for this one is material world, but i'm just used to calling it this. protag!squadra au in its own independent timeline. trans girl melone centric. decent chance the characters from here might get their own tags as i love to ramble about them. (not yet tagged) copper county blues - iron frontier sequel almost entirely based on highway 61 revisited bc i love making sense out of nonsense

part-specific stuff since persona has kind of taken over my ability to use p3/p4/p5/etc. as abbreviations, you're getting these. im mostly a part 4-onwards guy though so don't expect as much of the first three #pb - part 1 #bt - part 2 #sdc - part 3 #diu - part 4 #gw - part 5 #so - part 6 #sbr - part 7 #jojolion - part 8 #jojolands - part 9

character-specific stuff i was gonna say oops all melone but i remembered im also the number one hayato co-protagonist truther so he gets one too #melwife - for her... #trans mel - for anything related to she/her mel that has some actual thought put into it on my part #hayato - self explanatory. i have no explanation for why i love this kid he's just cool

[forlix]

xian bbg! what are ur fav bts songs?? it just occurred to be that you stan them too and im curious 🫶🫶🫶

also my ult is also yoongi 🫂

STAR bby!!! i think i saw u mention namjoon and yoongi when u rb'd that textpost from me a few days ago and was like OH?? ur taste?? i wouldn't say i stan them actively anymore but i was a HUUUGE army from around save me/fire era to love yourself era and they'll have a special place in my heart always. so fucking proud of them and how far they've come oh my god

also THAT QUESTION IS TOO HARD .... wtf .... so this is gonna sound weird bear with me but i've genuinely listened to my favorite songs of theirs so many times that i don't process when i play them anymore 😭 ESPECIALLY the songs from the hyyh trilogy. those albums changed me as a person and i owe them everything

but if u were to hold a gun to my head and give u my fave bts songs as of late, the list would include save me, i need u, dimple, dream glow, and a supplementary story (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

WBUUU LET ME KNOW <3 and come talk to me about bts ANYTIME by the way i will never say no to discussing my forever loves

[synonymroll648]

[id: four screenshots from various social media textposts. 

[the first is an instagram post that reads, ‘SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN POSTING ON HERE A LOT GUYS I STARTED TAKING A MOOD STABILIZER AND I’M NOT OBSESSED WITH BTS ANYMORE’ in white text against a gradient purple background. the caption reads, ‘Still love them though 💜’. 

[the second screenshot is from a tiktok comment section. the original comment reads, ‘Are you still a TJLC believer?’ and is pinned by the creator. the creator replied with, ‘no actually i am on meds now hope this clears things up <3′.

[the third screenshot is from someone’s notes app. it’s titled “🚨 Life Update 🚨” and reads, ‘hey guys! Life update!!! So they found a bunch of mold in my dorm vent and since I’ve been home and on antibiotics I noticed how much better I am really feeling and also feel like I can think more clearly now, and with a heavy heart I have to admit I think being a no stunt Larry was probably the mold talking. Not sure why any part of that makes sense, especially Louis’s fake kid and them both hiring beards when they’ve been picking their own managers for 10 years now... guess black mold can really affect your brain haha! anyways i’m so grateful for the friends i’ve made through this community and i hope all of you reach the same clarity as i have [red heart emoji i can’t find a copy and paste version of] get your vents checked everyone!’.

[the fourth screenshot is a twitter thread, all posts made by the same user on feburary 18th. i don’t know twitter well enough to understand what’s connected to what so i’m just gonna list things in chronological order. the first ‘post’ reads, ‘Apologies for the erratic behavior, forgetfulness, and breakdowns this past year, friends! The water heater guy came this morning and found a gas leak 3 feet from my bed.’ attached is an image of a white skinned hand flipping off some pipes. the second ‘post’ says, ‘WAIT. WHEN DID I CHANGE MY HANDLE TO “POISON JR.”’ the third says, ‘NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY’ in reply to a post from december 17th (of 2020, i think?) that reads, ‘new handle new me’. the final post reads, ‘THIS WAS DAYS AFTER I MOVED IN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. DID I GET POSESSED AND MY GAS LEAK ALTER EGO NAMED HERSELF’. end id.]

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