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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f#like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf#but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic#like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting#idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that#like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom#so there might be something I’m missing
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More Hermes because this unhinged guy is somehow curing my burnout
#epic the musical#hermes#fanart#sketch#i was listening to dangerous on loop while drawing him#it was the right choice#the oddyssey#greek mythology
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honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is
#pig originals#now listen i might be objectum but come onnnn man. you get it right like you get it. cmonnnnn#pig pens#UPDATE: image added because nobody knows a Thing about the attraction to the machine#objectum#fine. okay filing this one away now#biggest hits
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early beatles writing sessions
paul: okay, we have to come up with some ideas for the next album. so i was thinking—
john: i have an idea for a song about how im a piece of shit fat ugly bitch with no friends and is hated by everyone and should die. i’m going to call it Dumbfuck Asshole About To Kill Himself.
paul: ……right! cool! i was thinking more along the lines of “i love you girl and want to dance with you” but that’s really good too!
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Pit Bonnie learns being a FNAF parent is hard…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#spring bonnie#into the pit#Pit Bonnie isn’t prepared for all this#he didn’t know being a dad would be this complex#he is just a rabbit…#I genuinely wonder if Oswald’s mom and pit Bonnie had conversations like this#like I know she’s gone most of the time but she still talked to him right#was her husband being silent for a weak just not a concern#maybe she was too busy#or maybe she liked him just listening to her BAHAH#EITHER way pit Bonnie bit off more than he can chew
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annoying4annoying (insp)
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devil's minion#iwtvedit#tvedit#vcsource#iwtvsource#*#i racked my brain for a proper caption and came up with nothing LOL#anyway mimicking and pissing each other off as foreplay am i right#isn't it the best way to prove you were actually listening and paying attention to the other person this whole time
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...Their face darkens. “I told you no weapons.”
Narinder’s smile is dripping with their own blood as he laughs and sways, low and maddening. “You said nothing against teeth.”
They cannot tell if it’s the drink or the adrenaline that burns heat to the tip of their ears, but blood pools behind their irises with it, and Lambert runs for him again...
TRoD AU and writing belongs to @bamsara
#cult of the lamb#cotl#the rehabilitation of death#trod au#narinder x lamb#narilamb#bamsara#trod spoilers#??? i guess? idrk#also listen as violent as this scene was there was something ZESTY hppening#like if they straight up started making out right there i would not have been surprised#but alas trod is a slow burn for a reason#moon art#/blood#/ suggestive#? ?? ?? ? idk man its zesty to me in my heart
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Prompt:
Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.
Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.
#the moment Jason starts screaming theatrically Bruce gets hardcore flashbacks#to the audio feed he recovered of Jason from the warehouse#no he cannot listen to this again#not when his son is right there and BRUCE CAN STILK SAVE HIM#Jason: dude you KNEW this was part of the plan why did you ruin it? wh- are you CRYINGbv#Bruce was against this plan from the start but Jason INSISTEA#Tim: uh oh this is NOT good#Bruce is physically incapable to hear Jason scream and do nothing#he tried he really did#Jason has a lot of feelings#jason todd#batfamily#ghost talks#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#robin#red hood#tim drake#batdad#good dad bruce wayne#prompts
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pals drinking together
(hand practice that got out of control)
#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#im british ok drawing people drinking is part of my hierarchy of needs#i had to draw so many casual outfits so it didn't look like a singular pubcrawl#these are all unrelated doodles i collected together but#i wanted it to sort of look like heavy is warming up to medic over time and medic is learning to shut up and listen#trying to expand my mental library of hands and holding glasses by drawing them a lot sigh#some of these hands are terrible so back to the drawing board (har har) until i get them right#one day i'll draw these characters consistantly
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benn is actually praying for himself bc he knows that this is somehow going to turn into his problem 😔🙏
#mishanks#akataka#red haired shanks#benn beckman#dracule mihawk#one piece fanart#shanks#comic#op fanart#akagami no shanks#one piece#op comic#red haired pirates#incorrect one piece quotes#benn is right btw.#it becomes his problem when shanks starts diverting the crew's planned voyages to go have duel dates with mihawk#and it also becomes his problem bc he now has to listen to shanks wax poetic about mihawk 24/7.#give the man a raise!!!!!
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"I've been searching, all of my life,
Finally I've found my north star."
#my art#splatoon#pearl houzuki#marina ida#splatoon 2#pearlina#grand fest splatoon#grand festival#off the hook#three wishes#splatoon 3#ive listened to this song like 50 time by now it had no right to be this GOOD#also this part in specific has been in my head for a while i had to draw#she's her north star :( wtf#babies#wives#also baby rina and punk pearl are my life my everything
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You keep telling yourself that Namari.
#dungeon meshi#Namari#Kiki Tansu#kikimari#lets fill that tag!#Originally I wanted to just draw the twins in their gnome outfits.#But then I spent 2 hours listening to Mika's Big Girl and I was like “You're so right singer-songwriter Mika. I have to draw Namari”#Anyways I've been practicing with diversifying body shapes as part of my art studies and I really enjoy it!!!#I can't wait until Tade shows up so I can draw more big girls.#By the way - since a lot of people have recently gotten into Dungeon Meshi and finished the manga#Please let me bring your attention to the Adventurers Bible! It's filled with so many extra character focused comics and lore!#We love canon bisexual Namari and the situationship she has with Kiki.#The manga itself doesn't really touch on romance in general but behind the scenes there is yearning. And leg pouches.
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"we're professional ghost hunters now"
"best in the business"
#and theyre RIGHT#listen this is all a part of the strategy#ghost files#watcher#ryan bergara#shane madej#watcher entertainment#debrief
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He floats through the air with the greatest of ease...
#kettlebird art#fanart#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#xmen#x men#marvel fanart#marvel#hey did you know I love him? Because I love him#favorite guy of all time right here. What a dude. What a fella.#stripey pants inspired by his look in X2#also shines my critterfication beam at him#listen I acknowledge he is fully a human man and thats the entire conceit of his character#HOWEVER#He also has gecko powers so I'm giving him gecko fingers#thems the rules
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if i were an extremely wealthy owner of a television network i would shrimply pick up all the successful shows netflix and hbo and disney cancelled that ppl made petitions abt and the creators said they have more written for
and then make more seasons of them and my network's ratings would be wildly high and also it'd be baller pr or w/e
#yes i know purchasing the rights would be difficult but if u could get them it'd be a fucking fantastic investment#listen. LISTEN. business model. make a streaming service. call it 'rescue' or something. ResQ. there.#is this feasible???? i do not know! but it'd be sooooo good
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