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64sue · 10 months

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𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 <𝟑 | 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬

pairing: Lando Norris × fem reader/girlfriend

summary: you and Lando were at party at local club at Monaco with other drivers. You were a little drunk and Lando suggested going home...

warnings!: +18, smut?, cute names (baby, love stuff), unprotected sex

author note: !eng is not my first language! so sorry for all mistakes, requests are open, hope you'll enjoy this, love u all 🤍

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Lando brought more drinks to your table. He was the only one not drinking. You and Lando were at the local club in Monaco with other drivers: Max with Kelly, Carlos with Rebecca, Charles with Alexa, George with Carmen and Oscar with Lily.

It's been a week since the season ended. You wanted just to go to a lil party to celebrate successful 2023 season. Everyone was already kinda tipsy but Lando put on the table more colorful drinks - the only sober person things. You were on the first floor of the club in the VIP zone. You didn't want any confusion due the popularity, that's why you chose this place.

When you're drunk you are much touchy than normal, of course you always love your boyfriend's physical touch, but after alcohol well... it's something different... When Lando sat on his place on a big sofa, without asked you sat on his laps. Lando seemed lil surprised at first but quickly wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his chin on your shoulder to get a better view of the others.

"What did I do to deserve such surprises baby? Am I that good driver hmm?" - he whispered straight to your ear.

You blushed and giggled - "You deserve all the best baby" - you turned your head and gently touched the tip of his nose with your index finger.

He smirked - "I love you too baby" - whispered.

Everyone raised their drinks in the air - "for the best F1 season and next even better" - Oscar shouted.

"Your first season roookie" - Lando laughed - "I'm joking, you did really great job in this your rookie season" - added quickly.

Everyone tipped their glasses and drank to a great toast. Then, conversations about last season started.

"Does anyone remember this iconic George pose in official intro" - Charles shouted

"Eyyyy your weren't better Charles!" - George said

"Okey okey guys calm down" - Carlos started "I was the only one who won the race and isn't in RedBull!" - said it with proud. Max started to laugh loudly.

"Nooooo I was literally on your rear wing" - Lando shouted back.

"I'm not gonna comment this" - George said with calm in his voice. At this sentence everyone started laughing.

Everyone were talking and laughing when suddenly you turned around on Lando's laps so you were sitting sideways to him. You were already drunk.

You put your hands around his neck. With one hand you ran your fingers through his perfect brown curls. You knew how bad it turns him on. He smirked at you. Still with your hand in his curls you got closer to his neck and placed gentle kisses on it. You felt him jump inside from your touch.

"Baby please, not here" - he whispered into your ear when you rested your head on his shoulder.

"We can go if you want to... you know, we can finish it at home" - he smirked at you and gave you a soft kiss on your cheek. Your cheeks were already pink from too many drinking drinks.

You raised up your gaze to look at him. "Yeah baby if you say so, we can go now" - your eyes looked already tired because of alcohol but you don't really care. Now, all your thoughts were focused on Lando, how perfect he looks and what you can do to him when you finally get into your apartment.

You and Lan stood up, said goodbye to all and quickly left the club. The night was quite cold and was almost 2 am. Lando gave you his jacket to make sure you wouldn't get cold. You get into his McLaren 765LT spider and you went to your apartment. You and Lan didn't live in the center of Monaco, so it was a 20 min of drive. Lando put his hand on your thighs what really turned you on and he knew it.

You were driving for 10 minutes now on a very poorly lit road. Suddenly, you noticed something resembling a parking lot but without any lighting. You had an idea...

"Lando pull over here please baby, I have to tell you something and and it's reaaaally important pleaseeee" - you almost begged and made the cutest puppy eyes as you could do.

Lando drove off the road and stopped the car.

"So love, tell me what's so important that it can't wait until we get there?" - his voice sounded slightly worried. He looked straight into your eyes.

In one quick movements you jumped into his laps. "Okey right baby..." - you rolled your eyes - "that was nothing, I just want you now right theree" - the last part you whispered into his ear.

Lando put his hands on your hips - "Babe we ca..." - he didn't finish, you placed soft kisses on his neck.

"I don't care Lan, I want you here nowww" - you ran your fingers through his hair and continue to kiss his neck and you did a few hickeys on it. In the same time you gently moved your hips on his, you knew how badly he likes it. Lando can't help but pushed his chair back to give you more space between him and the steering wheel.

"If you say so baby" - he smirked at you with this his sassy gaze and with one smooth move he took off your top and immediately after that your bra with also ended up on the floor. You helped him to take off his shirt and you threw it back.

Lando closed gap between your lips and gave you gentle but dominate kiss. In the same time his hands found way to your boobies and he squeezed them both. He played with your nipples and you moaned into his mouth with pleasure. Your tongues were busy in fight for dominance. Finally you softly broke the kiss to catch your breath. Lando get closer to your neck kissed softly your skin and he placed a few hickeys on your neck too.

"B- baby I need you n..." - this time you didn't finished. You felt Lando slided off your underwear under your skirt. You didn't have time to say anything when you felt two strong fingers circled slowly in your clit and his other hand was on your waist - you moaned to him with pleasure and threw your head back. In the same time he started to suck your nipple and place gently kisses on your boobies in such a way that you cannot focus on his one activity.

"L- Laan" - you moaned so he immediately started to circle his fingers faster and harder. You felt that you get closer and closer to the edge.

"Landoo I- I'm so c- close, d- don't stop pleasee" - your words weren't coherent through your moans.

Lando slowed the pace a little - "So tell me baby, tell me how badly you want to come, tell me how badly you want to cum into my fingers" - your hands landed on the back of his neck.

"Baby I'm so needy, I need to cum in your fingers, please baby let me cumm" - you almost begged him. Lando put his fingers deeper and moved them faster and harder than before - you moaned louder with a big pleasure. He close the gap between your lips again.

"I'm a- almost t- there"- you moaned into his lips. A few seconds later you came into his fingers and moaned loudly into his lips. He took out his fingers from your completely wet pussy and broke the kiss to catch some air. As you sat on his lap again you felt how hard he is.

"If you want me so bad baby..." - he moved closer to your ear and whispered - "then ride it babyy" - he lifted his head and looked at you with his sassy smile. He didn't have to wait long for your answer. You started to unbutton his belt and then unbutton also his jeans. You helped him to slide off his jeans and boxers and then you finally saw how big and hard he is. Lando helped you to take off your underwear.

You lifted your hips and sat on his dick with your wet pussy. You moaned when he put him deeper and deeper into your clit. In the same time Lando squeezed your boobies with his both hands. It tasted god damn good... you again can't focus on one activity and Lan knew exactly how it turned you on. You rolled your eyes with pleasure and threw your head back.

Lando placed his hands on your hips and moved you slowly up and down which made you moan louder.

"Lan b-baby fa- faster" - you moaned. He moved your hips faster and put his dick deeper inside your clit. His chock perfectly fitted to your pussy, you felt more and more full.

"I'm c-close baby, please c-cum with me baby pleaseee" - you almost whispered this into his ear. You were so close, Lando placed gentle kiss on your half open mouth because of moans. Seconds later you came again but this time into his dick, you moaned loudly into his mouth and gripped your hands on his shoulders. Then he came too, filled all your clit with his warm cum. You lifted your head to catch some air but you still sat on his dick. Lando moved his arms to your back and your fingers run through his hair. You looked at each other and just enjoyed this moment.

Lando gave you a subtle neck kiss and lifted your hips and pulled out his dick from your clit.

"So baby, can we go back now hmm?" - he looked straight into your eyes. You placed gentle kiss in his soft pink lips.

You rolled your eyes - "Yeah we can now" - you smirked to him - "but tell me baby, is it worth it huh?" - you asked with this sassy gaze.

"Definitely worth it love" - he smiled and gave you quick kiss. You climbed back to the passenger seat. Lando gave you back your underwear and top and he pulled on his boxers and jeans. He reached for his shirt and gave you also his jacket to make sure you're not cold.

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rebelcaptain4life · 7 months

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6x03 isn't up for me yet so let's complete my 6x02 recap that I never posted!

DADDY COP 2.0 FT CHOIR HECK YES

Ha that 100 in the title card is cute!

And ofc ABC will never miss an opportunity for some extremely in your face Disney product placement.

Nooo Henryyy (coincidentally, a Canadian airline went bankrupt last week and haunted all their ops less than 48hrs after announcing it 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. They really need to make some rule to stop airlines from stranding people by basically not giving any time between bankruptcy announcement and shutdown)

RANDY AND CHASTITY?!!!

Actually really great idea to have a wedding as episode 100 so you can get so many guest stars back for the special occasion.

Bruhh how are they supposed to get more catering, flowers, etc in ONE DAY?!

OF COURSE IT'S OSCARRER

Ma'am why didn't you immediately take your poor fur baby to the vet?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! MONICA!!??? AGAIN?! FFS

Chenford being passive aggressive while Angela watches LOL

"no, ladies first" Tim are you scareddd 😂

I don't get the Hammer?? He'd rather 100% go to jail in a fight rather than just give them the ring and make a run for it???

"I have to look good in a dress tmrw, nobody cares what you look like" LMAO

Dude just destroyed his own apartment, too

EXCUSE ME TIM

DOWN ON ONE KNEE

HOLDING A RING OUT?!!

KDJDJDJDHDNRNDNFDBBBD

I love Harper & Lopez 😂

The... The florist just sold their flowers to someone else the day before a wedding just cuz they wouldn't answer the phone?? Don't they usually have a contract or something and yk take it directly to the venue???

NOT THE CAKE TOO what kind of awful vendors did these guys get stuck with for their wedding 😭

CELINA CASUALLY BRINGING UP CHENFORD WEDDING

"why not, your so good together" everyone can see it even though they've only officially been dating for a few months 😭

I love the way this scene is cut between the convos.

Yes Lucy you are projecting!!! Please acknowledge your own feelings instead of telling Tim he's not acknowledging his own 😭

"I need to show Harper what I'm capable of" "by baking a cake?" Aaron stole the words right out of my mouth

"or he's gonna say something that will make you want to kill him and he wants witnesses" NYLA LMAO

LIE DETECTOR TEST HAHAHA

Wow Lucy you didn't have to sit that close 👀👀👀

FIRST ON SCREEN I LOVE YOU LFG

Tim didn't you think to maybe test out the lie detector first???

Ok so on my first watch, I was really annoyed that basically everything was on Tim for their argument and his hesitancy about Lucy being detective. But after sitting with it for a week and remembering the end of s5, where we see Lucy be super excited, and he's obviously being supportive but he's clearly very stressed about it (couch scene. in that ep with Isabel), I get it. Tim does need to work through.

We had the opportunity to see chenford walk into a wedding TOGETHER for once but nooooo (ughhh Tim looks s goooodddddd) Lucy's like "oh hey :D wait no I'm still mad at you :(" :((((

Omg CELINA?! LOOKS AMAZING?!!! It's always so funny seeing the girlies out of uniform for the first time cuz they're like half the size XD

SLAY LUNA!!!! Awww Grey

I LOVE BAILEY'S DRESS

I'm crying the vows are so sweet 😭😭😭😭

Ah so the dancing was intentionally really awkward. Good job, James

Noooo Aaronnnn I thought you were going for her cheek djdsfj;aj;a;jak

CELINA RU INSANE THE ENTIRE SQUAD IS TWO STEPS AWAY WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL FOR BACKUP WHILE YOU GOT CHANGED?!!!

Um this scene is perfection?! Alicia Keys?! The no-words asking to dance? How Lucy immediately moves SO CLOSE. Lucy wearing THE RING!!!! I love how they always talk super softly about super important things while dancing at weddings 🥺🥺🥺

I LOVE YOU NUMBER TWO AND A KISS WE'RE WINNING!!!

Tim not wanting to let go but being forced to by Aaron!

LMAO Aaron "everyone was so worried, but I told them it's fine, you're solid". Love how everyone just casually talks about Chenford

CELINA WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL SOONER?! LIKE ON THE DRIVE THERE?!!

Damn everyone comes prepared with go bags?!

nooooo siriiii

Overall, great episode!!

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justanotherfanaccount · 7 months

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A play-by-play of the live action Avatar

Episode 1

SPOILERS (obviously)

Daaannngg CGI is good

Who is this guy?

Ohhhh it's a flashback...totally knew that (he in fact did not know that)

KYOSHIIIIIII

I kinda love that we get to see all the air nomads 🥺

...aang can fly? ...that's a huge thing that he can't do for a reason hold up...maybe he's just gliding a lot?

Aang is so cute 🥺 just a little baby

I love that we get to see aang learning he's the avatar and seeing him with gyatso

"Keep pretending I'm your friend" "I am your friend" don't mind me crying 😭😭

APPA YOU'VE ARRIVED

"Monks don't even trust me to feed the baby bison" that's so aang love that for him

This kid is such a good actor for saying this monologue to Appa who is probably some giant blue thing in reality

So far the worst CGI is Appa (which I think is kinda funny)

Is it gonna show the genocide!? AHHHH NO THAT'S TOO PAINFUL

"brothers, sisters were under attack!" If that doesn't show you how peaceful they are 😭

Omg I hope gyatso doesn't believe aang abandoned them in their time of need

THESE AIRBENDERS ARE SUCH BADASSES

...this is brutal... Netflix definitely changed the "no deaths on screen" policy. I'm just watching people get burned to a crisp

I know what happened and I'm crying seeing Gyatso protect all the kids 😢

(This is really good so far... I'm enjoying it)

AVATAR AANG LETS GOOOOO

100 years later

*said in SpongeBob voice*

"Sulk later paddle now" there's the sokka sass

(Also I like how they haven't stated that it's been 100 years cuz I feel like they're gonna make it a big reveal)

RIP sexist sokka causing katara to release aang 😔😔 we'll miss your character arc

Zuko looks so tiny next to the other fire benders hehehe

KATARA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?! (jk I know)

I love how dramatic aang looked just for him to slide down the hill

"Mysterious little bald person" hahhahah yeesss

YOU LEFT APPPPAAAAA

Irohhhh I love yoouuuu (all he did was show up)

APPA thank goodness

Sokka stepping behind katara was perfect

Not gran gran saying the theme 🤭 I can't even take it seriously

I feel like gran gran isn't dramatic enough. Give me that SHOCK factor.

Don't make fun of zuko BITCH 😡

"Are you okay?" ...no katara...he's not okay

"Guess he had to grow up fast" yes 🥺 he did...my baby

Yes zukoooo get that fire

"A nice cup of jasmine tea" 😌

"You're wrong" ...he's not wrong baby but I understand...it'll take a while

"I'm a warrior I should be able to do more for our people" I love her 🥺

Das not good (referring to the fire nation)

Dang gran gran knows everything

I kinda like angry sokka 👀 I feel like he's gonna have a good character arc

"I am sokka" > "hi there, zuko here" pipeline

Aang baby whatchu doing watching sokka get beat up

...spoke too soon lol

THE ROCKS LETS GOOOO CHILD WARRIORS sokka looks like a proud dad 🥺

"I think you're the bravest person I've ever met" 😭 sokkas face when he said that

"Let's go save that weird kid" heck yeah sokka!!!

"Myself included" love the honesty iroh hahhah

"Is that what you believe?" No answer is an answer iroh 👀

I love how none of them have ever dealt with an airbender before so they have no idea how to deal with him

"There's no way you're getting me on that- AHHHHH" is the most sokka thing yet I laughed out loud

HIS GLIDER LET'S GOOOO (I know that's in the og but i never know what they're gonna change so I'm gonna continue getting excited over little things)

Zuko is so concerned 😟 his face literally says 'that's my only hope getting away'

"Hey kid!" YES SOKKA LOVE YOU

KATARA YES YOU DID THAT!! HECK YEAH MOTHER FUCKER (...pardon my language)

Aang not going into the avatar state is kinda cool cuz you got to see katara be a badass

"So where do we go?" My brain immediately went "do you want to go penguin sledding with me!?"

...well this is way sadder than penguin sledding

On another note aangs tattoo is so cool...i.love the patterns in it

Gyatso 😭😭😭 NOOOOO

This must be so hard for him cuz in aangs mind he just saw everyone YESTERDAY

AVATAR STATE AANG

Don't mind me I'm just crying

That was very emotional...I was not prepared even though I should've been

I'm glad sokka still had some comic relief in him...I was really worried

Aang keeping gyatsos necklace (??) 😭

Showing zuko during aangs speech was good 👀

I love how dramatic it is but i hope they still put in some of the silliness from the original show

Overall I enjoyed it though!! I was really nervous so it went a lot better than I anticipated I'm not gonna lie

#avatar the last airbender #atla #atla live action #avatar the last airbender live action #atla la #aang #atla epiosde 1 #atla play by play

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tammyfeabakker · 1 year

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Looking for another job... of course life will fuck me like always... I swear this family is cursed.. no matter how much we give. Life takes never gives us a break. On the romance front my chart must of been a couple degrees out of whack.. I can't run out of sight out mind can't apply here. In my beautiful world that surrounds me... I have to take the punches again. I have plants a garden now. I'm being watched by my soul mate stops by for quick conversation... thats bout it. Ran into him at dollar general in the parking lot he called me stubborn... I cracked the fuck up pffffffft I'm so easy going. Learned along time ago people don't think alike if it makes them happy I'm happy. I'm laid back whatever makes you happy I'm happy. Stubborn now if he going to assume shit like that. Last week his ex again problem... I said get the fuck over it!!! Shes ugly. I did i said it inside and out ugly. I didn't include fat.. he closed his eyes... I said she's to ugly to be looking for a meal ticket... started talking bout the universe and how it bought Glen his mechanic into his life looking at me like I'm suppose to say did it bring me because it sure as hell bought you!!! I didn't. Then he told me go home your the second to sour my morning.. I said fuck you you soured your own morning... I walk my ass down here brightens your fucking day who the fuck you kidding bitch. In a quiet voice he said you do. His shop is attached to my back yard!!! Thanks fucking life!! I had no intentions to find a man. I just wanted some peace of mind. They say if your miserable do something I did I ripped apart my life tore it up. Took a chance and wtf. Going to tend to yard is now a torture. He watches me all the time. He has told me too. I go out that garage door goes up. He said can't wait for the pool to open. I'm like geat voyeurism... happy to watch but doesn't do shit. I can't I don't want him to think I'm looking for a meal ticket or jus say wtf!!! Jus ask me the fuck out you put more into breaking up with your ex then your future. I did tell him he is so cute witty sweet ect. I put it out there. Lemme see your attracted to me I have what your looking for and he fucking knows it! But nothing but watching its very uncomfortable.. I'm trying to over it. I have been avoiding him as much as I can. Its really hard since he is there 7 days a week 12 hours a day!!! Thanks life now what?!!! I know things can be worse i know this. But I'm trying to combat depression and did im suppose to do fucking fight fight for me to save my fucking beautiful soul!!! But no oh let's throw the guy I never had intentions for a relationship in the fucking first place!!! In my face thats in my lifes path!!! And jus lemme rot well I say 🖕🖕 you and him and everything else like the job applied for perfect for me I have the experience close to home!!! Nooooo its the only job I actually applied for that lifted my spirits but there's to many applications put in the first time I seen that!!!

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sarah-dipitous · 2 years

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 54

A Very Supernatural Christmas

“A Very Supernatural Christmas”

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: openings that make me glad the previous owners of my house blocked up the fireplace. Whatever happened to that poor kid’s grandpa won’t happen to me!

Bravo to me getting a Christmas episode for the 25th of this month!

How is it supposed to be three days til Christmas but it looks like mid October and birds are chirping like crazy…in MICHIGAN?? Where’s your snow??

I was wondering if this was gonna be a “Santa’s not real but Krampus sure is” type episode……I say as though that’s a common trope

Ooo, sounds like Sam’s still bitter bout Dean telling him the truth about Santa

This is the most dismal Christmas themed park (???) I’ve ever seen.

Dean wants to have a real Christmas and I’m gonna scream. Sam, if you want him to just be your brother, let him have this last fucking Christmas! Or are you anti-Christmas because, as Gordon (rip) said, you’re the Antichrist??

UNCLE BOBBYYYYYY I’m dead. That’s too cute. Nooooo, protective (but kinda rude about it) older brother Dean hitting his breaking point when tiny Sam starts to ask about their mom.

This poor probably minimum wage worker forced to wear an elf costume just got told a 25 year old, 6’4” man wants to sit on Santa’s lap (which was a joke), but then was told by said guy that he and his brother are “just here to watch” (not a joke, just terrible phrasing). Pay her more!!!

You bust down the door to the temporary (?) home of the guy who just spent all day playing Santa to find him drinking, smoking weed from a truly gigantic bong and watching Christmas themed porn…no, actually the fact that you decided to pretend to be carolers makes as much sense as anything else. And then he joins in!!! And no one knows all the actual words!!!!!

You just traumatized that child for life. Hope Santa brings plenty of therapy money every year. He’s gonna need it

SO THATS WHY THERE’S NO SNOW. I’m sorry for doubting. It’s not Krampus, it’s a pagan god of the winter solstice. Who will bring you mild weather in exchange for human sacrifices

Why…did you just describe a wreath as YUMMY? Sam wtf. This shop owner is fantastic

These peeks into Christmas 1991 are killing me. They’re very good at knife twisting. Tiny Sam is having a hard time processing all this, understandably

I love how wholesome and jolly these two are while talking about eating people. They picked the perfect actors for these roles

Saved by the doorbell

Look. Assimilating is one thing, putting the one thing that can kill you in a prominent place in your house is quite another. If you or a loved one are a pagan god of the winter solstice, maybe skip having a real Christmas tree. Opt for an artificial one

And Deeeeean got to have his Christmas after all 😭😭😭

“Been On My Mind…”: nuh uh

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

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circle-bircle · 2 years

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teehee thanks @lil-melody for tagging me!!! i love talking about myself :3c

1. Are you named after anyone?

well in my culture it’s customary to name children after deceased family members... so yes. i’m named after my grandma claire! can’t you see the relation from claire to circle? (yes i was bullied for my name)

2. When was the last time you cried?

i cry all the time. i think the last notable time i cried was... yesterday? two days ago? i forgot. but you’d be surprised how much human anatomy circles have

3. Do you have kids?

currently? like... no? i was going to say something else but i realize i can’t say that so nvm

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

whaaaaaaat me, circle-bircle? be sarcastic? nooooo haven’t you heard circles are the most reliable shape? trust me guaiz

5. What's the first thing you notice about people? hair. i remember this one time i met this nice rectangle and he had an afro so whenever i see a rectangle with an afro i automatically think him... but it’s never him. :P

6. What's your eye colour? my eyes are what my friends call “bluh-gre-gray” but i think they’re like... a blue that’s been sitting out on the counter for a while. gettin a little stale

7. Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings... scary movies r too scawy for circle (confounded emoji)

8. Any special talents? i can fart with my armpits and my hands and the backs of my knee. don’t ask how a circle can do that because i don’t have an answer for you (practice). i can also eat a banana with my foot and out there is a video of me eating a banana with my foot (practice makes perfect guys)

9. Where were you born? tee-hee! guess! it’s obvious!!!

10. What are your hobbies? writing... fanfic? i guess? playing video games? reading fanfic? annoying my trapezoid neighbor? theorycrafting fe4 genealogy runs i never do because fe4 is slow as heck????

11. Have you any pets? i used to but they died. i like rats :)

12. What sports do you play/have played? as a circle it is very hard for me to do sports. therefore, i do not do them. i am a two-dimensional shape. used to be pretty good at QWOP tho if i must brag...

13. How tall are you? i’m a circle (shorter than you, probably)

14. Favourite subject in school? as a whole, english. i love it when language arts teachers make me get creative because ummm OF COURSE i can do that :P but i also like foreign language classes because... yeah!!!

15. Dream job? i’m gonna live in a cardboard box in [AREA REDACTED] under a bridge. and then i’m going to do lots of bad things because YOLO and then die probably

i need to tag people but i don’t have a lot of people to tag.... so if you see this and also enjoy talking about yourself to the void, you should do this! i’ll read it and give it a cute little like and everything

#im jus ramblin...#circle attempts to make everyone believe that circle is a literal shape #(I AM A SHAPE #A CIRCLE TO BE PRECISE)

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hulijingemperor2 · 1 year

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Jing Manor 📍

Zixuan: *laying on the bed, covering his baby bump* Yaoyao, do you think Jimu would find out?

Yao: sooner or later.

Mo xuanyu: just say it's a gas build up.

Zixuan: I used that excuse already. Or maybe I'll try it again.

Xue yang: just say you're pregnant with twins.

Zixuan: I'm Shy!

Su she: then why did you come? Obviously she would catch you.

Zixuan: cuz Jimu and Song'er are in the city chatting with people. And I wanted to visit Yaoyao.

Mo xuanyu: it's time to tell Miss Meng, Xuan gege.

Zixuan: guess you're right, A-Yu.

Yao: I'll help you.

Meng Shi: *entering with Rusong and a few maids* help with what?

Yao and Zixuan: A-niang! You're back!

Meng Shi: yes darlings.

I bought some street food and other knickknacks for Song'er.

Yao: aw cute.

Xue yang: keep pampering this spoilt kid.

Meng Shi: because he's my grandson. Obviously I must get him everything he wants.

Song'er is still young.

Mo xuanyu: yangyang. We got to agree with Miss Meng. She's the final boss.

Su she: that's really adorable, Huanghou. We always love yo get him things.

Rusong: perfect way to spend your money.

Meng Shi: Xuan'er, why are you resting? Are you still gasy?

Zixuan: mhm.

And A-Yao ordered tea for me.

Xue yang: does he have to get three cups of tea.

Meng Shi: three cups?

Yao: Zishie is very thirsty.

Zixuan: I want to keep some for Yanli.

Yao: both. He wants to do both.

Mo xuanyu: it's called the husband's sacrifice.

Su she: you don't see Lan lips doing that.

Yao: Zish is an amazing husband!

Zixuan: Foxy is an amazing husband too.

Meng Shi: *laughing* oh my.

Yao'er, Xuan'er. Hiding things from your A-niang??

Yao and Zixuan: nooooo...........ooo.ooo.

Meng Shi: *glares*

Yao: A-niang, Zixuan is pregnant.

Zixuan: no, you are, Yaoyao.

Meng shi: are you both pregnant???

Xue: it's Jiggy!

Yao: yea it's me.

Mo xuanyu: congrats Yao gege..........wait?

Zixuan: sometimes Foxy forgets that he's pregnant.

Yao: um.....oops.

Meng Shi: WHAT?!! Which one of team dimple did this?

Xue yang is it you?!

Xue yang: meee?!!! well I admit that Jiggy is hot. But no! I didn't papapa Jiggybun, even though I want to. Jiggy will get us pregnant, with that hot cultivation energy he has.

Ask Su Minshan, he looks sus. He even puts the Su in sus.

Su she: dont blame me, Xue yang! *blush* I wouldn't do papapa with Huangdi without his consent. Have respect for our Huangdi.

Meng Shi: Minshan is too innocent. And mo xuanyu is too shy. Obviously it's you.

Mo xuanyu: Huanghou, what about Lan lips? I think he did it. Xichen is just horny all the time, taking up our Yao gege's attention.

Meng shi: right! Where's Lan lips.

Rusong: I got this. *exits* LAN LIPS, NAINAI IS CALLING YOUUUU.

Su she: he wants his spawn to be the next hulijing emperor. How dare he.

Mo xuanyu: he could never replace Song'er Dianxia!!!

Xue yang: let's protest against Lan lips!

Zixuan: team dimple, what's wrong with you. *cracking up*

Jimu. I'm the one who's expecting.

And expecting twins.

Meng Shi: Awwwwwwwww. REALLY??? OMG, My adopted son, Jin Zixuan, emperor of peacock spirits. How did this happen?

Mo xuanyu: does anyone want to stop Song'er?

Su she: nah, I like when Lan lips is confused.

Xue yang: *grinning*

Zixuan: *embarrassed* I drank a special tea, then I rough housed with Yanli.

And.......you know.....what people do to make a child.......*blushing* right....Jimu?

Meng Shi: oh goodness.

Anyways, congrats, Xuan'er. *kisses him on his forehead*

Zixuan: A-li gave birth to Ruhua and now I'm having twins.

But do you know Jinling.

Meng Shi: of course! He's like a grandson to me, along with Song'er.

My Yao'er takes care of him a lot.

Zixuan: yes, he do.

Meng Shi: but I don't like his uncles. Who are not Yao'er and A-Yu.

Mo xuanyu: why, empress?

Meng Shi: because they caused a ruckus in my temple!!

Su she: that's right. They don't have any respect for you and Huangdi. I was there.

Yao: they were just stressful. Like can a guy just move his mom's corpse to Dongying.

Meng Shi: selfish people.

And yes Xuan'er, baby. I know your A-ling. I'll send gifts for him and little Huahua, ok?

Zixuan: thank you!

Xichen: A-Yao! I came as fast as I can!!

I can't remember impregnating you.

Yao: you didn't Huan. It was a misunderstanding.

Xue yang: congrats lipsy. You impregnated Zixuan

Rusong: *sobs* Shizun, how could you. I thought you said that you love A-Die.

Meng Shi: *hugs Rusong* oh noo. Why do baby Rusong have to be put through this.

Xichen: what?!! I haven't done papapa with Zixuan, and I would never!

Su she: but these two look alike. How are you gonna know which ones which in a dark room.

Xichen: A-Yao.

Mo xuanyu: don't call A-Yao.

Team dimple: your A-Yao calling days are over, lipsy! O-V-E-R.

Xue yang: keep disappointing team dimple.

Yao: *laughing* enough guys.

Zixuan: it's Yanli's child, Zewu Jun.

Yao: yea.

Zixuan: Lans aren't my type. I love Jiangs.

Meng Shi: heehee, did team dimple scare you?

Xichen: these three always scare me.

Meng Shi: you got to be tough.

Xue yang: why are you giving hints to our enemy. Not that I'm mad. You and Jiggy can invite Songlan over for tea, I'll still think you two are hot.

Meng Shi: ahh, I was just trying to help the guy.

Song'er tries, but he's still a baby.

Maid: Huanghou, what shall we buy for Xuan Huangdi's children?

Meng Shi: anything beautiful and expensive.

Maybe some cultivation stuff for A-ling and some little dresses for Ruhua, along with Jade jewelry.

Yes Huanghou.

~~~

Meng Shi: *smiling cutely* i feel very rich.

Sisi: aww.

Some other maids: well you are very rich, empress.

What makes you feel rich?

Meng Shi: because my two sons are emperors.

Sisi: Huanghou jiejie, did you just adopt Xuan Huangdi?!

Meng shi: kinda. Well him and A-Yao are brothers, and they're born on the same day.

Sisi: you got some twin emperors on your hands, Huanghou.

Meng Shi: mhm. That's why I feel rich.

Meng Shi: my Yao'er is the perfect hulijing Huangdi and Xuan'er is pregnant.

Sisi: perfect pair.

You had inspired and motivated them a lot.

Meng shi: I didn't tell Xuan'er to get pregnant. But yes, I motivated them.

*wink*

Sisi: Huanghou would you adopt team dimple?

Meng Shi: I would love to. But I love being their mother-in-law and female boss instead. *mischievous giggle*

I'm I an amazing mother-in-law, team d??

Su she: certainly you are.

Xue yang: you slay.

Mo xuanyu: yess!!!! You're fab just like Yao gege.

Meng Shi: thank you.

Zixuan: Jimu, may I take your leave? I got to go home and rest.

Meng Shi: sure love.

Yao: come, let me support you.

Where's Huaisang? Why didn't he come to escort you.

Zixuan: he says that he's afraid of Jimu.

Meng Shi: why? I don't bite.

Yea I'm a fox spirit, but I wouldn't dare bite anyone.

Zixuan: this scheming little boy.

Su she: his conscience is bothering him.

Zixuan: nonetheless guys, I have him scrubbing the porch and doing the laundry.

Yao: perfect for him.

Zixuan: *hugs* bye Jimu.

Meng Shi: bye Xuan'er.

A few minutes later.....

Xue yang: empress Meng. I just want to tell you that if you want a hitman, then I'm the guy to hire.

I killed a lot for Jiggy.

Some guy called Jiggy the son of a whore, and I chopped off his tongue. Made tea with it and gave it to Jiggy.

Meng Shi: oh my goodness! Chengmei, you're quite extreme. But I love how you protected Yao'er.

Su she: no one can lay a finger or their tongue on our Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: hit us up if you need something to be taken care off.

Meng Shi: I'll keep it in mind team dimple. *laughing*

You all are so cute.

Mo xuanyu: but we want to be tough.

Xue yang: *pout* don't call me cute.

Su she: really?

Meng Shi: haha yes.

Xue yang: we vow to protect you too.

Meng Shi: aw thanks team dimple. But you're still adorable.

And don't you know all my maids know swordfighting. It's now compulsory.

Su she: waww!!!

Perfect!

Xue yang: the boss queen we love!

Mo xuanyu: that's so cool.

Yao: I'm back team D, A-niang.

Xiying: Huangdi, remember the banquet in Jinlintai.

Yao: oh yes.

A-niang, are you up for the banquet?

Meng Shi: certainly.

Yao: I hope no one insults you there.

You know I won't spare then if they do.

Meng Shi: I'll be fine Yao'er.

But I would love to set Madam Jin and Jin guangshan straight.

Yao: as you wish. That cruel man and that abuser must be punished some time.

And not only did they abuse me, but they insulted you

Meng Shi: *kisses his forehead* don't worry Yao'er. A-niang is here. And A-niang has team dimple.

Team D: *enthusiastic*

Yao: team Dimple, go make sure everything is in order tomorrow morning.

Su she: yes Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: got ya, Yao gege!

Xue yang: *grin*

Meng Shi: maybe you can tie up guangshan if you like.

Yao: we don't want him to misbehave.

Xue yang: hehehehhe got it.

Su she: it will be done!

Mo xuanyu: team D don't hesitate.

You two are our bosses.

Rusong: *clears throat*

Mo xuanyu: you three are our bosses.

Afterwards, an unexpected visitor came to meet A-Yao and Meng Shi.

Mingjue: *hands them a bouquet of flowers*

Meng Shi: Nie gui fei. What are you doing here?!

Mingjue: I came to a...*cough* ap.....

Yao: *lowers gaze*

Meng shi: don't lower your gaze at him. You're his Huangdi.

Yao: mn.

Mingjue: I came to ap.....

Xue yang: cause an apocalypse? You did that already.

Mo xuanyu: with your disaster brother.

Su she: we don't like you.

Yao: Dage, you don't need to apologize. It's just that you can't take a joke.

Mingjue: *furious*

Yao: oh come on dage, you know I'm savage.

Mingjue: mhm, and it's annoying in a cute way.

Do you like the flowers?

Yao: yes. Thanks, dage.

Meng shi: sweet apology.

Xue yang: it was lame.

Mo xuanyu: he could have sang for our A-Yao.

Su she: or carve a statue of him.

Mo xuanyu: where's the pizzazz, Mingjue.

And what if Yao gege is allergic to those flowers.

Mingjue: he's not. Sometimes I would send the same flowers on his birthday.

Xue yang: really?

Mo xuanyu: sorry, our Yao gege gets a lot of flowers from his citizens, team d and his fam. It's hard to keep track.

Su she: my Huangdi is glamorous, if you don't know.

Yao: Dage. I know when you give me flowers for my birthday, don't worry. *smile*

Meng Shi: you have it all, Nie gui fei. The love from your Huangdi. Now don't break his heart.

Mingjue: will do, dowager empress.

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #dimpledlianfang #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #meng yao #part 2 #su she #the untamed #hulijing emperor 2

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Good Girl

Genre: romance, smut

Words: 7,8k

Warnings: 18+, drunk fingering lol, choking, little bit of praising obviously, cheating, unprotected sex (STAY SAFE AND PROTECT YOURSELF OF UNWANTED CHILDREN EW)

In this fic, you fall for you sisters boyfriend, what else can I say 😘✌🏻 I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it haha

,,Fuck’’ you hissed under your breath as the rain started pouring. Such a great day, you thought to yourself as you hurried to the next shop to buy small umbrella. The lady started waving her hands around, mouthing how they are closed, even tho they were supposed to close the store in around half hour.

Usually you wouldn’t blame her, or even be bothered since you knew it’s probably terrible when a costumer gets in when you are about to close, but that bitch was heartless in your opinion. Ignoring her you hurried down to the store you had to buy the meat for your mother in, already wet like a mouse.

She could have asked that bitch, you thought to yourself getting a little mad. Usually you trusted your phone when it came to weather, so you felt a little betrayed that it didn’t show any sign of rain in the weather app. Also when it came to your sister, you didn’t expect your mom to ask her to do anything. Her job was only to appear and be the perfect daughter you never were.

Once you managed to get the beef, you hurried to their place. The hair you styled was totally wet now, and eyeliner a little bit smudged under your eyes. If your mom asked your sister to grab the freaking meat, you could just catch the bus and avoid the rain. But nooooo, how could she ask her something like that ?

,, Hurry, hurry. We have to prepare the meat, they are almost here’’ your mom said, not even greeting you properly. She always acted like that, if you didn’t know better you would think that the Queen Elisabeth was about to walk in and not your fucking sister.

Instead of drying yourself a bit, you just did as she told you avoiding the possible drama. When you heard her screaming in happiness, you wanted to spit in the food. Just to add a little bit of spice in it, but then again, you stopped yourself somehow. Thinking you are better than that.

,, Honey hurry up, you’ll get wet’’ your mother said. Without even realizing, the grip around the knife you held grew stronger as you chopped the beef. Wet??? You stood there wet to the bone, and she worried about your sister that had to pass the loooong way from car to the house.

,,You two look so good together’’ you heard your mom talk. Deciding to ignore them all together you just chopped the meat aggressively.

,, Hey sis’’ your sister greeted you, as she and her boyfriend walked in kitchen. You just nodded your head, already regretting your decision to come here.

,, What happened to you?’’ she added. Your blood was already boiling, and the fact that she couldn’t shut her stupid mouth didn’t help at all. What kind of question is even that ? She knew very well that your car was literally destroyed, and that you couldn’t drive yourself here.

,, Fuck off’’ you hissed, not turning around to face her. You really wanted to look pretty tonight. Wearing your favorite skirt and simple white shirt, adding only neckless to add some sweetness to the outfit. Simple, but cute. Yet, rain had to ruin it.

You tried to ignore all of them as much as you could, going on the balcony every 15 minutes to smoke a cigarette, smoking much more then you usually do. You couldn’t listen to the sweet words coming out of your mothers mouth. Not one of them was directed to you. It didn’t effect you so much, but it also wasn’t really nice.

,, So, how’s living together ?’’ your mother asked.

,, Amazing, we already decorated everything’’ your sister said excitedly grabbing her boyfriend’s arm, while he just smiled awkwardly.

,, You are such a lucky man Touya’’ your mother laughed. Poor guy didn’t know what he got himself into. You never thought that your sister would end up with someone like him. Few years younger then her, tattooed with few scars around. She was usually into older guys, but who knows? Maybe he had money.

Standing up to smoke one more cigarette, you heard your mother and sister speaking about you smoking too much, not giving a shit about the fact that you could hear them.

,,Hey’’

You twitched in surprise, hearing Dabi’s voice. He smiled kindly, as he lit one cigarette for himself. He sat beside you and looked around, probably feeling uncomfortable about your anti social attitude.

,, What’s up?’’ he asked, trying to open up a conversation with you.

,, Let’s not do this’’ you said, taking your phone from your pocket as you texted your best friend about how much the evening sucked .

,, Very communicative, I see’’ he said acting hurt a little. Taking a deep breath you tried to calm yourself and ignore them all once again. Ignoring him, you just stood up and got inside, you weren’t in the mood to listen to his shit about your sister. Actually, you weren’t in the mood for anyone’s shit.

Sitting there, you barely touched the food on your plate, while they were all chit-chatting about different things, completely ignoring you. At one point it was enough for you. Standing up, you took your jacket and made your way home. Of course your family was too busy to notice your leaving, talking about your sister all the time.

,, Great’’ you breathed out when you realized that the last bus left just nine minutes ago. Without other choice, you lazily started to walk toward your apartment. At least it stopped raining, you thought to yourself.

You hated to cry, but you couldn’t help this time. Your family knew that you have a new job, they knew that you had a car accident last week, and yet no one of them bothered to ask how are things going and to simply ask if you are ok. Sure, you didn’t get hurt when the accident happened, but your car got really damaged and it will probably take lots of time for you to get a new one and find the courage to drive again.

On the way home, you couldn’t control the anger and disappointment inside of you. What did your sister have that you didn’t ? Usually the younger daughter was parent’s little girl, but in this case it was the opposite. Your sister had anything she wished for, from the overpriced dress to the wished uni.

Nothing of it bothered you as much as the fact that they simply didn’t want to help you with university, because she fucked up. They paid everything for her, every single thing and yet she was skipping classes, fooled around and fucked up every grade possible.

She also made it very clear to you.

You were a competition for her. For some weird reason.

,, Get in’’ looking to the side, you saw Dabi in his car, driving slowly so he could catch up. Confused a bit, you just stood there as you stared at the man in the car. The fuck he wants now?

,, Listen, they told me I should bring you back’’ He said kinda annoyed. ,, But I know you don’t want it, so let me take you home’’ he added. Dabi was really surprised when you hopped in. Well, you didn’t really want to, but sadly your apartment was pretty far and you didn’t really want to walk.

The drive to your apartment was too quiet. You didn’t want to talk at all, and Dabi didn’t dare to ask anything. The only thing he did was give you the aux to play the music you want.

You were a little bit jealous on your sister for having a boyfriend like him. That guy was everything you wished for. At least when it came to looks.

,, So, mind telling me why you hate me so much?’’ he asked, his eyes still focused on the road. You were surprised that he asked something like that. You were surprised that he even thought like that. Sure, you weren’t really nice to him, but you weren’t rude either.

,, I don’t hate you. It’s just that I don’t want to have any contact to anything or anyone who’s has to do something with my sister’’ you said, hoping the ride will finally be done. He didn’t reply to that, so there was no need for you to say anything else.

,, Girl, you better wear something cute. Kai will be here tonight.’’ Your best friend Hani said to you, as she tried to make a perfect curl. You weren’t the one to go party, but you couldn’t say no to her. After all, you wouldn’t be able to look the girl in her eyes, if you reject her again. Every time she asked you to go out with her, you were finding some excuses, at some point you were even running out of them.

,,Also, I heard that Shiggy will be there too. I hope I’ll get in his pants’’ she said taking a sip of her wine. You two made plans to get ready at your place and drink a bit before you leave.

,, You are such a horny bitch I swear’’ you said, as you did your make up. ,, But honestly, both of us deserves to get laid tonight’’ you added looking at her.

Once you two got ready, you called the taxi and made your way toward the famous club. Few glasses of wine didn’t really work much on you, but you felt more up for the party than before.

Of course the club was full, and you two had some trouble finding your friends. But once you found them none of you wasted time, immediately ordering the drinks and dancing with all of them.

,, YASSSS BLOWJOB SHOTSSSS’’ you heard Hani scream, as Mina bought them. You couldn’t lie, you were also pretty excited for them.

,, Look who we have here’’ you heard a voice, just when you finished the pervy drink, almost choking onto it when you saw the familiar face in front of you.

,, You got some cream here’’ Dabi laughed, as he cleaned the cream on the corner of your lips with his thumb.

,,What the fuck are you doing here ?’’ you hissed, all in your defense mode now. The thought of your sister being somewhere in the club judging you almost ruined your night.

,, Am I not allowed to get out with boys? Will you snitch me to your sis ?’’ he said ironically, as he placed another Blowjob shot in front of you. At that point you didn’t think much about the fact that he was your sisters boyfriend, you just gladly accepted the drink and felt relived that she wasn’t around. Once you finished the shot, he left you with your friends. Not saying anything really, but not like you cared. You were already pretty tipsy, and just glad that your night wasn’t ruined.

You were glad that none of your friends asked about him even tho they obviously noticed you two. Only Hani knew who he was.

,, Bitch I’m fucking reptilian’’ Hani sang as she wrapped her hands around you, dancing slowly. You only laughed a bit, as you tried to get away from her grip and go smoke one outside. Thankfully, she saw Shiggy arrive, ditching you immediately.

,, Come, I got you more of the shots’’ you heard Dabi’s voice, as he grabbed your arm lightly and pulled you with him.

,, Wanna get me drunk??’’ You asked, as you drank one shot not breaking the rules of it.

,, Nahh, just taking care of you’’ he smirked as he sipped on his whisky and watched you drink the rest of the shots. Usually you wouldn’t bother talking to him, and usually your mood would be fucked up since he’s here, but somehow the alcohol got you so good that you didn’t give a single shit.

After finishing the drinks, you and Dabi went out to smoke one, trying to avoid the bodies on your way. People were all around you, jumping and dancing, none of them cared that you wanted to pass by them, none of them bothered to make even a little space.

,, Fuck, I hate clubs’’ he said once you got out. The smoking area wasn’t big, so even with few people it would look full. He lit your cigarette, as you leaned on the wall trying to rest a little. Taking one good look at him, you thought to yourself how handsome he really is.

You heard few times how your sister was shitting on him for smoking, saying it smells terribly and how it’s just wrong. To you, cigarettes suited him so well, somehow he looked even more handsome with em. Maybe the alcohol was hitting you so hard tho.

The vibration coming from your phone took your attention. You weren’t sure if you were staring at him so shamelessly in that moment.

,, Girl, I’ll never talk to you again if you don’t fuck that man simply for revenge.’’

You almost choked on the air once you saw Hani’s message. In the moment you felt like he could read the message and see right thru you. The fact that Hani’s message was giving you ideas didn’t help either.

,,Why are you blushing? Boyfriend or something?’’ Dabi asked puffing on his cigarette.

,, It’s probably just alcohol’’ you lied fast, admiring his hands and long fingers, thinking about all the things they could do to you. You wanted to think a little bit more about it, but sadly the cigarette was already done and the smoking area was getting fuller and fuller.

You were surprised that Dabi was still following you around. He would go to his friends, be with them a little and come back again to you brining another shot, pulling you away from your friends to smoke one with him. While you two were messing around, you could feel Hani’s eyes on you all the fucking time, making sure you don’t ditch him.

,, You are much nicer when you’re drunk ‘’ he said as you were leaning over the table, trying to get the control over yourself. At that point, even simply standing was pretty hard for you.

,,Ah please, I’m always nice’’ you whined, waving your fingers around as you tried to make a point.

,,Yea, sure you are doll. Let’s smoke one more’’ he chuckled. It was hard for you to understand, first of all because of the alcohol, and second because of the loud music. But after repeating himself few times, you somehow managed to get what he told you.

,,Nahhh, I have to go home’’ you said, suddenly making your decision. That was enough party for you. You felt like shit will go down if you spend one more minute in that fucking club.

He helped you pick up your stuff and wear your coat, before you waved your friends goodbye. At that point you were petty grateful that he was there to help you walk. You were sure that if someone wasn’t there for you to hold onto, you would probably fall down and break yourself on your way out.

,, Can you call a taxi please?’’ you asked, grabbing his arm a little bit stronger as you tripped over. Embarrassing.

,, There’s no fucking way I’ll let you go home with taxi, you’re drunk as fuck’’ he chuckled, trying to help you with keeping your balance. For a moment you felt bad for having small butterflies in your stomach, he was your sisters boyfriend after all. But again, it happened billion times that she stole your boyfriends, or just bought home guys you liked.

Fuck her.

Dabi helped you get inside the car, helping you wear the seatbelt. The fact that he was so close to you, made your cheeks burn lightly. If you were sober, you would probably shy away, maybe even completely ignore him again. But at that moment, you only wanted to spend more time with him.

The whole drive home, you were leaning on the car door, looking at him shamelessly. He noticed of course, since you didn’t even try to hide it. He asked you few times if you felt ok, making you only smile and nod in answer.

Once you got home, Dabi parked his car and helped you get outside the car. Wrapping his arm around you, he took your keys out of your pocket doing all the work for you.

When he unlocked the door, you thanked God that the apartment was clean. It was his first time he saw your place, since no one from your family visited you, but somehow it felt like he was there before. It’s like he knew already where your bedroom was. But then again, your apartment wasn’t that big, it’s not like you had to explain to him where and what.

He helped you lay down on the bed, and went out of the room. You could hear him do something, but you didn’t really care.

,, Drink a little’’ he said, giving you a glass of the water as he kneed down beside your bed. You lifted your upper body a bit and took the glass from him, taking few small sips. You threw your head back into the pillow, not taking your eyes of him as he placed the glass on the small night stand beside your bed.

Before you even knew, your hands found their way toward his face. Placing your palms on both of his cheeks, you pulled him closer. Once you placed your lips on his, shock went thru your veins, as you understood what you just did. Pulling your head fast back, regretting it immediately.

He was in a happy relationship, you were mad that you even thought that he might wanna have something with you, even if it was just a small peck on lips. He probably just wanted to make sure you get home safely.

That’s what you thought in the moment at least.

But all those thoughts went away, once you felt his hands on your cheeks stopping you from your move. He pulled your face back to his fast, and kissed you once again. His hands held you strong enough, to prevent any of your movements. Only once you opened your mouth and let his tongue in, he pushed your head back into the pillow, as he hovered over you.

At that moment, you didn’t think about your sister, or about his relationship with her. You didn’t think about all the things she did to you and about what might happen if she finds out. The only thing you could think of were his lips on yours.

Connecting your fingers with his hair, you tried to pull him closer if it was possible. You could feel him smirk into the kiss, when you wrapped your legs around his hips.

,,Doll, I hate that you are drunk right now’’ he said in between kisses.

,, Aren’t you drunk too? ‘’ you breathed out as his lips moved to your neck, kissing and biting it softly.

,, Am not’’ he simply said, as he was leaving wet love bites all over the left side of your neck. With every kiss your breathing was getting heavier. You wanted more. You wanted him.

,, Dress’’ you breathed out. You couldn’t manage to say the whole sentence, but it wasn’t hard for him to understand what you meant. He pulled the dress up over your head, leaving you in nothing but your black bra and panties.

,,Fuck’’ he hissed under his breath, as he looked at your half naked body. His hands were tracing down from your hips to your breasts before he started placing small kisses all over your stomach.

,,Please, I want you’’ you moaned out.

,, Babe, I can’t do it tonight. You are drunk’’ he said. You could hear disappointment in his voice and at that moment, you wished you didn’t drink that night.

,,Please’’ you whined. All you could think of was his dick deep inside of you that moment.

,, You are already making it so hard for me doll. You have no idea how much I wish it was my dick you licked instead of the whipping cream of that fucking drink’’ he whispered as he placed small kisses around your jaw. ,, But I can help you a little’’ he added, as his fingers pulled your panties down.

When you felt his fingers on your clit, you moaned loudly as you threw your head back into the pillow. He moved his fingers slowly in circles, looking down on his hands between your legs.

,,So wet for me doll’’

You could barely hear him from all the pleasure and moans. You couldn’t concentrate on anything else, only on his damn hand and his long fingers.

His fingers left your clit, as he slowly entered you with his middle finger. Not wasting any time, he started to move it in and out of you, making you ache your back up and want for more. Shortly after it he added one more finger, pumping them slowly while kissing your neck.

At that point your neck was probably full of hickeys, but you didn’t mind at all.

His movements were getting faster, and his kisses sloppier. You closed your eyes, as you moaned loudly, not giving a shit if your neighbors might hear you.

He probably felt your walls tightening around his fingers, because he started to rub your clit with his other hand aggressively, making you cum shortly after it.

You moaned loudly in pleasure, grabbing his hand with your own like you were scared that he will stop. When you finished, you closed your eyes trying to catch your breath again. Opening your eyes again, you saw him licking the same fingers that were inside of you few seconds ago.

You felt disappointed when you realized that he won’t fuck you. When you were done, he stood up and found your pajama, telling you softly to wear it, before he went out of the room saying he has a problem to solve as he pointed down on his pants.

You took off your makeup fast, before you hopped under your soft covers. You could hear his moans coming from another room and you wished you were the one that was helping him out. But before you could hear him finish, you fall asleep.

The next morning you were surprised when you found him next to you, his arm placed around you as his leg was over your own. You honestly thought that once you wake up he will be long gone. Turning around slowly, you tried not to wake him up. You just wanted to admire his face for a little bit.

A wave of regret went thru your body as you watched him sleep like a little creep. You never wanted to be like your sister. Of course, there were nights where you couldn’t fall asleep because of all the crying, while she shamelessly fucked your crushes. But still, you never wanted to do the same thing she always did.

You took a deep breath, as you lied on your back. Looking at the ceiling you tried to think of all the reasons that could make you less a bad person at the moment.

,,Morning doll’’ Dabi’s raspy voice took your attention.

,,Touya, I’m really sorry’’ you said quietly.

,, For what?’’ he asked as he snuggled his face into your neck. His sleepy voice and the small action made you a bit calmer.

,, For forcing you into all this last night’’ you whispered as you felt his face so close to you. You felt bad that you liked it so much.

,, Doll, you didn’t force me into anything. I had to hold myself from not fucking you here last night’’ he said, small smirk appearing on his lips. How romantic, you thought to yourself.

,, Still, it was wrong’’ you said, turning your head to the left a bit, just to face him.

,, She treats you like shit, yet you still think about her feelings’’ Dabi said seriously, making you think about all the things she probably told him about you. All bad probably.

You never really understood why she had such a dislike of you, since you never did something to her. When it came to your parents, you never made a scene because of the fact that you never received even the half of things she did.

Dabi left shortly after you two ate breakfast. You two talked about your family issue and how they made it pretty obvious with all the favoritism. Finding out that he went thru similar situation, you felt a little bit understood. You two also talked about the upcoming dinner your mother invited you all, to celebrate your sisters job promotion.

You didn’t want to go at all, since they never bothered to even congrat you on your new job, yet they are celebrating her small promotion. But somehow he managed to make you think about going, saying he’ll be there.

Next days you two were in contact all the time, which felt kinda weird to you, yet you were answering to his text messages like a teenie in love. None of the messages were flirty, it was simply about the day, plans, shared meme’s, and some other stuff. So even if your sister found out he was texting you recently, she couldn’t find anything suspicious.

,, I swear, there was vomit all over the bed, I thought I’ll die.’’ You whined to Hani, as you talked about what just happened on your work. After you started working at the hospital, you had to face so many disgusting things.

,, I could never work there’’ Hani said, as she took a sip of her green tea. Even tho you were tired as fuck after work, you loved when you two meet after it only to gossip about everything and everyone.

,, Also, today I went a bit earlier to work and found my boss sobbing while singing I will always love you’’ Hani said full of herself, like it was the highlight of her day.

,,What in the high school musical happened ?’’ you laughed as you imagined her weird boss. ,, Bestie, I think we skipped a chapter here’’ you added, waiting for her to spill the tea.

,,Well, she found out that her husband is going overseas for work, and he’ll stay there for 2 weeks’’ she said. So dramatic.

Changing the topic, she suddenly told you that she found out that Shiggy isn’t such a good boy as you two thought, telling you about how her friend told her that he’s actually selling drugs, and how he was the one that robbed the small store in the neighborhood.

,,Don’t judge me, but I am still attracted to him’’ she whispered to you, as your eyes widen in shock. She wasn’t really into bad boys usually.

,, I’m sure he was just kidding’’ you laughed out.

,, Everybody makes mistakes…everybody has those days, ONE TWO THRE FOUR-‘’ Hani started singing, making you laugh loudly.

,,He probably had a bad day, everyone slips up sometimes’’ you added, as you two continued to find excuses for him sarcastically.

,,He’s just a fixer upper’’ she said making you choke on your drink.

Once you got home, you posted the selfie you two took together, writing few hashtags like #fixerupper, and #frogiveandforget.

You immediately took of your makeup, brushed your teeth and wore your comfy oversized shirt. Looking for a movie to watch on Netflix, you were getting a little pissed off that you are even subscribed to them, since they have nothing to watch at all and the fact that they will higher the price of the subscription pissed you off even more.

The sudden sound of your door bell made you twitch a little. It was a little bit late for guests and you didn’t expect anyone. Looking thru the peephole on your door, you were surprised when you saw Dabi.

,, What the fuck man? I thought it’s my weird neighbor again’’ you whined, relieved that it wasn’t him. You always had problems with him, since he mistook your kindness as flirting.

,,Nah, It’s just me doll’’ he said, as you let him in. He wore his gray sweatpants and simple Nike hoodie, but yet he looked so handsome.

,, What are you doing?’’ he asked, as he took of his shoes and got inside of your living room, making himself comfortable on your couch.

,, I should ask you that, what are you doing here? It’s 10PM’’ you said as you placed a clean glass on the table, and different drinks.

,,Let’s say that I was bored and that I lowkey missed you a bit’’ he said with the Tv remoter in his hand.

You laughed it out as you hopped onto your couch, letting him find some movie. Pulling your shirt down a bit, you were grateful that it was really oversized. Dabi in other hand didn’t look like he was paying much of attention on what you were wearing, since he was focused on the TV as he lazily scrolled down.

The suicide squad played in the background, as you two talked about your day on the work and his day off. He told you about your sister talking about her fucking job all the time, and how he thinks she got the promotion because she slept with the boss. You were surprised when he said that, first because he was so calm when he told you that, second because he even thought about it that way.

,, Aren’t you mad about it ?’’ you asked. You wouldn’t be surprised if she really did it, since it wouldn’t be her first time to cheat on her boyfriend. But somehow you thought she changed when she met Touya.

,, Nope, I know that she’s been sleeping around with some guys’’ he said casually looking at you.

,, Why are you still with her ? Are you stupid or something?’’ you asked confused, as you placed your legs over his lap, making yourself a little too comfortable.

,, Because that’s the only way to be close to you’’ he said as he placed his large hand on your leg. ,, I thought you knew that I was always attracted to you’’ he added as he slowly caressed your leg.

,, I didn’t?’’ you said, sounding like you asked a question at the end instead. You weren’t sure if he was joking around or if he was serious. Sure, he tried to talk with you, he tried to make a small conversation all the time, but to you it looked like he did it out of pity since you didn’t talk much with your family.

,, Well, now you know doll. ‘’ he smirked as his hand was going higher and higher.

,, I know that your sister is only with me because of the money. ‘’ he added as he tossed his head back against the couch.

,, You two have some sick relationship’’ you said confused. You tried to understand everything he told you the best you could.

,, Honestly, I could never be with someone just because of money, or to be closer to someone else ‘’ you said honestly. You could never force yourself into something like that.

,, You think I wanted that ? I don’t want your stupid, golddigging sister ‘’ he said, as he grabbed your legs suddenly, pulling you closer to him. He grabbed your hips and helped you sit on his lap, holding you strongly.

,, I could only sleep with her-‘’

,, I don’t wanna know or hear about it’’ you cut him out, not interested in their sex life. That was the last thing you wanted to talk about.

,, Shut your bratty mouth and let me finish’’ he hissed under his breath as he grabbed your yaw, holding it tightly. You would lie if you said that that side of him didn’t turn you on a little.

,, I could only sleep with her when I got drunk as fuck, thinking it was you’’ he said, his lips close to yours. ,, Imagining you are under me, instead of her. ‘’ he added as the grip of his hands got stronger.

,, How many times I turned her down, and slept on the couch while she bailed her eyes out in the bedroom’’ he said, forcing you to look at him.

,, I don’t want to waste my time with her anymore. I want you’’ Dabi grumbled, as he pulled you forcefully into the kiss. Since you were sitting in his lap, you could clearly feel his erection rubbing your tights. You moved your hips slowly, trying to feel more of him. His hand suddenly yanked your hair, as he pushed you onto the couch, positioning himself between your legs.

Maybe it was so wrong, but you felt so good hearing these words. You didn’t feel happy, but somehow it was pleasing to know about it.

,, Don’t tease me babe. I think I waited for this long enough’’ he admitted as he tugged your hair, forcing your head back into the couch. Small whimper escaped your lips, as you placed both of your palms on his shoulders, grabbing them softly.

He pressed his lips on your own, as his hands pulled your shirt up a little, giving him enough access to your panties. You pushed your hips up, trying to help him remove them faster. None of you needed foreplay, you already got wet enough the moment he showed you his dominant side and he already got erection from only looking at you in nothing else but a oversized shirt.

,, Now, you’ll be my good girl and take it. Ok?’’ Touya ordered, as he stroked his dick before he slowly entered you. You squeezed your eyes as the pain and pleasure overtook your body, grabbing onto his shoulders for support. You slowly nodded your head, hoping that is enough for him, since you couldn’t force yourself to say anything in that moment.

,, Fuck’’ he moaned once his whole dick was inside you. You snuggled your face into his neck, as he slowly started to thrust in and out. He wasn’t rough as you expected him to be, instead he really took his time with you, enjoying the feeling of your walls hugging his dick.

,, So fucking tight for me’’ he hissed as he moved his hips. The way he moved inside you drove you crazy, in a good way. Because of the slow pace, you could feel every inch of him moving, you could feel every vein of his dick move inside you.

Without thinking twice, you found yourself biting and sucking his neck, leaving few purple marks. Feeling your lips on his neck, he groaned loudly as his moves got a bit stronger. He didn’t move faster at all, but somehow when he pushed back into you it felt sharper.

He pulled himself up a little bit, pulling your shit up enough for to expose your stomach. He placed his hand on your stomach, putting small pressure on it as he started to move a bit faster. You tried to wiggle under him, since it made you feel a bit uneasy as you could almost feel him in your stomach, as his hand pressed harder.

The fact that he could lowkey feel his dick with his hand pressed onto the lower part of your stomach, almost made him cum. He moved the hand away fast, as your hands found their way under his hoodie, grabbing strongly onto his back.

Touya stayed still inside you, breathing heavily as he tried to calm himself down.

,, You are driving me crazy doll’’ he breathed out, before he started to move again. With every move he made, you dig your nails harder into the flesh of his back, closing your eyes and moaning loudly.

You knew that you were so close, but somehow you tried to stop that fucking orgasm and enjoy this moment with him longer. Sadly he didn’t share your opinion, and once he felt your walls around him tightening he started to move faster. At that point, you were sure that you made a mess on his back as you were digging your nails into it.

There were no words needed, the two of you knew that both of you were close to your high. His slow moves were long gone, as he rammed inside of you. Fucking you into the couch, he placed his hand around your marked throat, stopping your loud moans with his strong grip. The lack of air and his strong movements made you roll your eyes in the back of your head. In the moment you almost saw him fucking your brain out.

The moment he snapped his hips into you, hitting your g spot, he loosened the grip around your throat making you moan loudly as you tried to catch your breath again.

,,Oh, right here?” He teased you repeating the same move all over again as his hand played with your throat, letting you breath again every now and then.

You scratched his back almost aggressively as the pleasure took over you. Moaning his name out loudly, you came all over his dick. The feeling of your walls squeezing his dick, made Touya fuck you even harder as he reached his own high. You closed your eyes, trying to catch your breath as you felt his thick cum inside of you.

,, You did so well baby’’ he whispered, his dick still deep inside you. You snuggled yourself closer to him, as he placed soft kisses down your neck.

Touya pulled his boxers and sweatpants up, as he turned the TV off. In that moment, you were too fucked out to move, or even think. He picked you up and moved toward your bedroom, placing you softly onto the bed before he went to the bathroom to get a warm towel to clean the mess between your legs.

The next day, Touya left your apartment around 11AM, saying that he’ll be mad if you don’t come to the dinner that was at your parents place that day. You still couldn’t walk properly because of the last night. You couldn’t remember the last time you had sex, and the size of Touya’s dick didn’t help either.

The whole day all you could think of was him. Every time you passed by mirror, your marked neck took your attention. Usually you were against hickeys, but this time you didn’t regret any of them.

When the time came, you wore your favorite plaid skirt and black sweater, tugging the sweater in your skirt just enough. You wore your small golden hoop earrings and did your casual make up, trying to cover the hickeys as much as possible. But even the power of make up couldn’t help you that much, since they were still half visible.

When you arrived, your mother forced herself to greet you. Not even giving you a chance to take off your coat, she already ordered you to prepare the plates and everything. She noticed the half covered hickeys on your neck, but decided not to comment anything. You felt grateful for that, since you knew that would lead to a big discussion.

When you prepared everything, you sat down as you placed one part of your hair behind your ear. Your heart started to race up when you heard the door bell, knowing its Touya and your sister. Usually the atmosphere would change drastically when they arrive, but this time it was different. Your sister got in with puffy eyes, greeting your father as she totally ignored your existence.

Touya followed her, looking better then ever. He was wearing dark gray plaid pants, whit simple black shirt and black leather jacket. With his hands in his pockets instead around your sisters shoulders.

Your mother was throwing questions at your sister, worried that something happened, making your sister only roll her eyes. You ignored the whole situation, as you sat quietly and took a bit of noodle salad and placed it in your plate.

The moment Touya saw all of his purple marks that were visible on your neck, which you desperately tried to hide, a huge smirk appeared on his face. Your sister noticed that, both the love bites and his reaction, making her push the chair back aggressively as she ignored your mother and went upstairs upset.

Touya’s smirk didn’t leave his lips, making your mother gasp in shock as she told him to go see what’s going on with your sister. He rolled his eyes, not hiding the annoyance as he followed her. You tried to ignore everything, as you scrolled down your instagram feed and ate the noodle salad slowly.

But sadly they weren’t trying to keep the fight low, especially not your sister.

,, FUCK YOU, YOU THINK I’M STUPID ? I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY FUCKING SISTER’’ your sister screamed aggressively, making sure everyone in house heard. Your mother looked at you in disgust, shaking her head as she placed her hand over her mouth. There was no need to ask you about the hickeys anymore.

,, Bitch, you fucked half of the city and now you act like a victim here’’ Touya yelled. He also wanted to make sure your parents heard that, making sure they knew she ain’t the angelic daughter they thought she was.

,, BUT I DIDN’T FUCK YOUR BROTHER, TOUYA’’ she cried, as she threw something on the floor. The loud noise made you twitch.

,, And that makes a difference’’ he laughed loudly.

,, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, MY SISTER ?? YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT’’ you heard your sister screaming. The sudden event didn’t made you happy, but knowing that she probably felt now how you felt back then when she fucked everyone you liked, made you smirk to yourself a bit.

,, You are so disgusting. Shame on you’’ your mother snapped, making your blood boil. You wanted to scream on her and tell her about all the things your sister did to you, making her even worse person than you. But you didn’t, it would be pointless anyway. There was no need for you to waste your energy on it.

,, PUT THAT FUCKING PHONE AWAY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU’’ she cried out, at that point she was sobbing. In that moment, you got a message form him. The fact that he was texting you in the middle of their fight made you feel weirdly warm.

,, wait for me outside’’

That was all he wrote. Grabbing your phone fast, you rushed over to wear your coat. You could hear all the cries, and your mother protests as she tried to stop you, thinking you are simply leaving because of the shame you felt in the moment. At least she thought so, and she wanted to put you down even more if she could, she wanted you to know how disappointed she was in you.

You wore your black boots fast, ignoring your mother as you got out. She was spitting insults toward you, calling you a whore and whatsoever. You lit your cigarette, smile appearing on your face. It was the first time you did something that recklessly.

The moment you inhaled the smoke deeply, you heard loudly steps coming down stairs, as Touya got out of the house. Your mother stepped to the side, disgusted by him and you both. The moment he saw you standing there, a huge grin appeared on his face.

,, SERIOUSLY???’’ your sister cried out, as she grabbed his hand, trying to keep him there with her. Only for him to pull his hand back harshly, as he made his way toward you.

He grabbed your cheeks and forcefully kissed you in front of them. Thankfully it was night, so they weren’t able to see the huge blush appearing on your cheeks as you kissed him back. Your sister screamed on the sight of you two eating each others face out. She threw some old shoe in your direction, missing both of you. Touya only laughed into the kiss, finding it funny.

,,It’s only you and me now’’ he said, making sure you knew that there was no coming back.

You nodded your head, depending onto the kiss, not giving a fuck if that meant breaking your contact with your family. They treated you like shit anyway.

Both of you ignored the screams of insults directed towards you, as you hopped into the passenger seat and wore the safety belt. When Touya, turned the car on, you felt a sudden urge to open the window and give them one last goodbye.

,, Fuck you all’’ you said loud enough, as you pulled your hand up and showed them your middle finger, before he started to drive away. Both of you laughing loudly, instead of feeling bad.

,, Babe, you marked my whole back last night’’ Touya said as he placed his hand on your tight.

,, Did she see that ?’’ you asked surprised. You honestly forgot about it.

,,Well, she followed me last night. Plus she saw the hickeys on my neck’’ he said, focused on the road as he rubbed your tight slowly with his thumb. When you looked at his neck, you noticed few hickeys that you left on his neck last night.

,, Then when I was changing, she saw my back.’’ He laughed, remembering the shock on her face.

,, this is so bad’’ you laughed placing your hand on top of his.

,, I’m glad you couldn’t hide the hickeys’’ he breathed out, squeezing your tight. ,, Because we wouldn’t be here now if you did’’ he added. He was sure your sister would probably forgive him for her own sake and just try to avoid you. But since he knew he had you, there was no need to fool around with her anymore. He didn’t even try to hide the smirk back then, he was too proud of his markings on you.

At that moment, all he could think of was bending you over that table, pulling your skirt up and fucking you senselessly.

,, I’ll never hide them again’’ you whispered with a smile on your face, as he drove faster then usual. He wanted to arrive as fast as possible and reward you with a good fuck, since you deserved it so well.

,, That’s my good girl’’ Touya said with a smirk on his face. He was glad that the whole wait was over and that he finally had you all for himself.

The thought of your family being pissed of, and the disgusted looks they gave you and will give you if they accidentally meet you somewhere, made you smile like idiot.

It was really just you and him now and you were so up for it.

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Just wondering and no pressure here! Are you ever gonna finish the Endeavor fic? Love ur works bby and stay safe out there! <3

Yes yes yes 😤😭 Anything for you sweetheart and especially anything for Enji. Take care of yourself ❤️❤️

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“What?” I yawned out loud to myself pushing myself up. My arm was sore from sleeping on it, I looked around and blinked at the light that had made itself known. I tried to push to sit up being held down by a familiar weight. I yawned again, before rolling over under Enji’s arm. I pressed my back against his warm side resting on my arm that wasn’t sore. I pulled his arm around my waist to feel like I was being held in place.

“Ah, security.” I sighed using his shoulder and bicep as a pillow, “Not soft at all.” I snuggled against the firm muscle until I heard a throaty chuckle. His chest shook lightly and I looked up at him he was awake. His eyes lidded from sleep still fighting against consciousness, I watched a faint smile pull at the corners of his lips, I couldn’t fight the most likely idiotic looking grin that surfaced. I laughed and shook my head as quietly as I could. I turned in his arm and hugged his chest. I watched as he moved his free arm behind his head, his bicep bulged at the unintentional flexing.

“Good morning.” I smiled and let my head fall against his shoulder while I looked up at him. It felt perfect, this moment. The morning sun filtered by the beige curtains lighting the room in gold with a few thin slits of white sunlight breaking through. The white duvet stopping at waist, open sleeping shirt, messy hair, pressed into his side sighing content. The rumble of the AC filling the silence, soft breathing, its perfect. In this moment, in this place, there is no history, there is no future, its us in this moment. With nothing to ruin the moment I sighed and closed my eyes feeling the faint heat of his rising chest.

“Good morning.” He finally answered, voice deeper than usual, I felt him shuffle, before I felt his lips pressed onto the top of my head. I felt my eyes flutter involuntary, and my heart swelling. I smiled closing my eyes enjoying the closeness, perfect, this is perfect.

“DDAAAAAAADD!!” I blinked a few times remembering where we were, I watched as he groaned rubbing his face with his hand and sitting up leaving me behind.

“Yes, Fuyumi?” He called starting to stand up doing a few basic stretches.

”Y/N IS GONE DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING THIS MORNING MAYBE SHE LEFT TO GET BREAKFAST?!” She screamed through the door, I watched the door handle jiggle, thanking God I locked it last night.

“Yes, I heard someone moving this morning. It could have been (L/N), why don’t you go look around down stairs, I need to shower and get ready.” He yawned before he stood popping his back.

“Mmm...” there was a pause and some shuffling.

I heard Sho’s faint voice “Fuyumi, look y/n sent me message this morning saying she was going to a nearby convinience store to buy some things she had forgotten. She’ll be back soon.” I sighed thanking God once again that I had told Shoto my password all those weeks ago.

“Alright, DON’T MIND DAD!” She screamed before I heard them walk away, Great, now how am I supposed to leave? I looked around, “Does that window open?” I asked pointing to the window in the room. “It‘s a balcony.” Enji pulled back the curtains revealing an pretty good sized balcony with fancy railing. I was wearing sleeping shorts and a long sleeve shirt with some socks, I‘ll fly down, and just walk back in... but I went to the store.... so I need to come back with something. “Can I have ten dollars?” I smiled sheepishly looking at Enji.“

He sighed before turning to the dresser and pulled out a bill out of his wallet. I grinned and thanked him, “I’ll be back in, five or ten minutes.” I shrugged and opened the Balcony window. Taking eagle form, I dived down into an alley way barrel rolling and lading back on human feet. I walked out and stopped outside a tourist shop. The shop owner was placing out a box of mini hero figures, the same figures from that night we patrolled. These were a new release with the change to get Gold or Silver All Might, Endeavour or Hawks. I got excited and rushed in, I “went to the store”, but I never said what for. the packs were on sale, 2 for $5.00. And lucky for me, I had managed to get a $50. Each box comes with 12 lucky bags each bag has 3 mini figures, there are only 10 Pro hero’s currently released in this line. I have a ten percent chance of getting Endeavour, All Might or Hawks, if you add the 6 new figures to the line thats 16 characters in total. Meaning there are three possible Endeavor, All Might and Hawks,,, But, the chances of getting a special edition, would be 2 of 16 which should be 12.5 out of 100. If I multiply by three that raises the chance 37.5 of 100. So out of all 36 Figures that means I have to at least get 1 limited edition Per box, bu counting in these are the first boxes to pull in customers, they overload the limited ones to make it look easy so people will be convinced to buy them because it’s “easy” to find a limited figure... meaning... “ill give you $50 even for both boxes.”

I turned to look at the cashier guy who seemed unimpressed but nodded, “I usually sell boxes for $30 dollars each but I feel generous 25 each plus taxes.”

“How about $20 plus taxes.” I counter offered. He squinted at me before he made another offer, we went at this until we were back at my original offer. “Alright, this is my last offer,” he huffed and stared at me hard, “$50 dollars cash, no taxes, and IF you become a Pro Hero you do advertising free for my shop.”

I laughed and nodded, “Deal.” He packed the boxes and I paid him before we parted ways. By the time I made it back to the hotel Fuyumi rushed to me with a look of worry. “Where were yOU I WAS WORRIED?!”

I smiled, “I was in the middle of a very serious conversation about some very serious things.”

“A toy store, that bag says you were at a toy store.” Shoto said sounding very unimpressed.

I smiled and let out a sheepish laugh, “well...” I looked down and hid the bag behind me, “I never said I went to buy anything important.”

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“Ow......ow.......nooooo stop.” I whined feeling one more tug at my hair and finally it fell down.

“There, we’re done.” Fuyumi fluffed my hair a bit before smoothing it out again, “Now lets go, before Natsuo starts causing a fuss.” She ushered me to move and I did leading our way to the elevator.

“Alright,“ I sighed slouching a little... “....Wanna see something cool?” I asked standing back up, Fuyumi cocked a brow by smiled a little, “Alright, I do actually.”

I dug into my pocket and pulled out a gold endeavor figure, “Boom, its your dad.“ I took her hand and placed it in her palm, “You can have that, I have another one.” I smiled when she let out a slight laugh. “Thank you, I’ll keep him with my keys.” We stood in a comfortable silence until the doors opened and we started to move out I asked, “Soooo, what are we doing after this award ceremony?” I asked tilting my head in curiosity.”

“I don’t know, she said he lips pulling to the side in a displeased way, “They didn’t let me plan out this trip so its a surprise for the both of us.” My only answer was to nod while I smiled down at the ground, “Sounds Fun.”

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”Aren’t those kids from UA?” The voices of photographers were loud with there questions as flashes went of left and right, “Why are they with Pro Hero Endeavor?” “I don’t know but these kids could pull in the views!”

“Todoroki! A question if you Will!” “Hey Midoriya Over here!” “L/N! Can you pose for a few photos!” “Todoroki look over here!” Midoriya whats it like to learn from Pro Hero All Might??” “L/N! L/N! Are you affiliated with Todoroki or Midoriya?”

As much as I love getting my photo taken, I knew sticking around for pictures and questions in this scenario is probably the last thing I should do. So instead I stayed close to Natsuo almost sandwiched between him and Fuyumi. I stayed betwen them as we kept moving, Sho and Deku were behind us not rushing, Sho seemed unaffected and Deku was looking down red faced and embarrassed. It was kinda cute. I looked back ahead watching Enji ignore everyone moving forward with purpose and carrying himself with pride. I smiled watching him I know not everyone can see him or respect him as the number one hero but, to me, He can be so much more if only people would give him a chance. I know he’s not the most kind person in public, but with the right sidekick or partner that could change easy. When Hawks was with him those brief days, his like ability actually raised. So I know all it takes is someone pushing him to be more interactive with his fans, he knows now there are some that like him, bit i also understand why it’s so hard for him to accept it...

“Alright, were in, lets go find some seats.”

The ceremony went by slowly, I was bored listening to a bunch of speeches but at least made it look like I was paying attention. I couldn’t even sit by Enji because Fuyumi took my place, and then I managed to get stuck between Natsuo and Sho and they kept talking and we had to refrain from laughing to loud at a few things. Midoriya was so interested in everything that was happening and i started to pay attention when they actually started calling name, Sho and Natsuo stopped after Fuyumi told them to shut up. Which I appreciated now that things were getting interesting. I listened to the awards leaning forward more and more as more hero’s showed up collecting awards and moving on with speeches each with their own rounds of applause. I got this twisted feeling about Eniji going so I whispered to Sho who voiced the idea of us cheering for their dad and Fuyumi praised him for caring about their dad and he took the praise. So when Enji was called for an award of Achievement and a few other things the crowd applauded but how it normaly had so I stood up pulling Sho and Natsuo with me which caused Fuyumi and Midoriya to stand we clapped louder and cheered “For the new Number one Hero!” I screamed and then the five of us cheered more as others started to stand and clap louder. I looked at Fuyumi who smiled back and nodded. After the crowd calmed down and sat he gave a short speech, almost another thirty minutes of closing speech we finally got to leave.

“Finally! I’m free!” I cheered running straigh into Natsuo’s back as he stopped out of nowhere. “My face.” I groaned pushing away from him, it was in that moment I realized how big he actually was, “Wow, you’re actually tall.” I leaned to use his head to block the sun.

He looked back over his shoulder at me, “huh? Did you say something down there?” He... he just... he just bullied me for my height... “I-...” I look esta him and swallowed, “IM TELLING FUYUMI YOURE BULLYING ME!”

I watched his eyes widen and turned to rush to Fuyumi and he screamed, “wait...NO”

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“Natsuuoooooo?” I poked his cheek as he sat pouting arms crossed, “Nat...Suo? Nat... pssst hey Nat, you still mad?” I poked his cheek again and smiled watching him force back a smile. “Come one, you cant be mad.” I poked his cheek causing him to smile briefly before he forced it back again, so I quickly summoned a feather and poked his cheek distracting him before using it to tickle his other side causing him to laugh.

“Alright fine fine, I’m not mad anymore.” He wheezed as I pulled my feather away, plucking it from the air. “A hero’s work is never done.” I gave an exaggerated sigh and he a single laugh kinda like a scoff, “Some hero you are, you get innocent pedestrians hurt to save them.” he crossed his arms and snapped his head the other way, unamused I felt me brows go up, “Innocent? Pedestrian? You?” I paused when he gave me an offended look. “I don’t think so.”

“Natsuo-“ We turned to look at Shoto, the two of having been sitting outside on a stone bench after Fuyumi scolded him strongly and I pulled into it.

“Yes?” He asked standing up and popping his back.

“Our father, asked if you could head back with Fuyumi to the hotel to pick up her bag of clothes. She left it when she was rushing out. Well meet for lunch before we do anything else.” Shoto said leaning his head to the side slightly.

“Oh,” he looked at me and then over his shoulder at the doors we had both just sulked out of, “yeah, well take a Taxi. I’ll get Fuyumi and we’ll leave.” He nodded and turned to leave.

I moved to stand by Sho, “So?” I asked elbowing him slightly, “how was last night?” “Well, I could ask you the same.” He side eyed me, “Take your phone with you next time you jump out a window.” I didn’t miss the amusement in his eyes, “Right,” I nodded and he closed his eyes a small smile on his lips. “Now, where are we going for lunch?”

“Oh! I read about this American style fondue place! It’s supposed to be really good! So I kinda wanted to try it and I was going to suggest it but, it’s pricey so, eheh, ya know.” I shrugged and Shoto’s brief look of amusement came back, you want what Kaminari told me is a Glucose Guardian, someone who pays for what you want.” I choked, “Sugar daddy.”

“What?”

“What. Nothing, so, lunch? I’m hungry? Also I’m riding in front move.” I rushed past him jumping into the passenger seat before he followed after Deku had met him. I was buzzing in my seat and the took Enji’s hand the moment he was sat and started driving, I squeezed his hand staring out the window, watching the building and cars pass. It felt so nostalgic, but how could it be nostalgic?

“Where are we eating?” I turned to Enji at his question, before looking at Sho through the mirror, “There’s this place Y/n was talking about.” I felt a squeeze to my hand meeting Enji’s stare as he looked at me briefly before looking at the road, “Where is it?”

I smiled and used my free hand to grab my phone, “it’s not to far from here, we should be able to make it in ten minutes if traffic is good.” I clicked away typing the address, “Yup, go straight, take a right at the light, and it should be a large glass building on the corner! It’s a fondue place, more American style!” I tried to talk and explain while squeezing Enji’s hand at the excitement I was feeling. Upon getting to the restaurant we waited a while, having sent Fuyumi and Natsuo the address we waited at least half an hour until we got a call.

“Dad, I don’t think we’ll be able to do lunch today, a really bad wreck caused a traffic jam on this side of the city, it’s an estimated two hour wait until we can move, well find a place to eat once we get closer if you all want to go ahead and eat we’ll be fine.” Before he could answer Shoto spoke “Thank you for your sacrifice.”

“We should go then?” I questioned looking around the car.

“Yes.” Enji said turning the key and opening his door to get out.

After we all got out the car, we started our way towards the restaurant. I awed at it, we made it in met with a nice man, “Welcome to The Melting Hot Pot! How many will be in your party?”

We all looked up at Enji, “Four.” We all nodded, it felt as if we were judging him.

“Would you like a private room or to be seated in our public seating area.”

“Private.” He nodded and the host nodded, “You can follow me this way.”

“Will this be you’re first time dining with us?” We all slid into seats in the large luxurious looking booth, it’s was in a room with a sliding screen door for privacy.

“Yes it will.”

“Great! I’ll give you the crash course before you’re waiter comes to attend to your table.”

After about seven minutes and looking at a menu the Host left and we started to talk about what sounded good.

“Wisconsin cheddar cheese?” Shoto asked.

“Flaming turtle... sounds painful...” Midoriya was staring at the opposite side of the menu.

“Maybe... we should start with a salad? Before we start looking at the fondue, there’s.. Wisconsin Wedge... California... Caesar... and a house, so, what sounds good?”

We tried to talk it out but no luck, we ended up right where we started, until Midoriya looked at Enji, “Mr.Endeavor sir,” I held back a laugh.

He hummed staring at Deku, his face didn’t change making him seem angry or annoyed, “What?”

Midoriya flinched.

“Maybe you.... you have more experience with this than we do, do you have a-any... advice?”

Enji nodded, “Get a California Salad, you’re allowed two cheeses, well get the Wisconsin Cheddar and Quattro Formaggio, for entree you’ll get a classic plate that comes with Pork, shrimp, chicken and steak cooked in a Mojo style broth, and for two desserts you’ll get a flaming turtle and Yin & Yang mix.”

We all stared at him, “Have you been here before?” I asked interested.

“No,” he held up a rectangular piece of plastic lined paper, “It’s a recommended course.”

“That’s very convenient.” I mumbled and we all looked as our waiter slid the door open finally entering.

“Hello, sorry for being late, what can I bring you to drink.”

“A tea, please.” Shoto and Midoriya spoke at the same time.

“Alright, two sweet iced teas,” and for you, she turned to me, “A spirit free watermelon cooler.”

“Good choice, and for you sir?” She turned to Enji who was looking at the menu, “A Billionaire’s Coffee.” He didn’t even look at her.

“Alright,” she looked at us, “I’ll get your drinks and be right back to take your order.”

She left and we casually just sat there looking around at the decor.

“I like the low lights, it’s nice kinda cosy.” I talked out loud to no one, before I looked at Midoriya locking eyes contact, “perfect place for a date.”

He chocked on air and brought his arm to his face blushing stuttering out things I didn’t understand. I laughed a bit, enjoying the show before he calmed down when the waiter appeared.

“Alright, what are we getting?” She looked at us and all I did was look up at Enji, he sighed, “We’d like to try the Complete Fondue experience for four.” He tapped the plastic with his finger and she noted it, “in that exact order.”

She nodded again, “An exact copy of the full experience, now before I head out, does anyone want to add a lobster tail or any extra meats to their plates?”

“No,”

“No thank you.”

“No, I’m good.”

“No.”

“Alright then, I’ll be turning on the burners, they will get hot, please do not touch them.” She pulled out a small metal stand with a promotional flyer and placed it on the burners before she left.

“I’m excited.” I reached over under the table and took Enji’s hand and brought it back to my lap squeezing his bigger hand between mine.

His hand squeezed mine, I smiled up at him before looking down at his hand, callused, warm. Scars were present but hardly noticeable, I ran my thumb over his knuckles, losing myself in the patterns I began to draw, feeling myself fall into a feeling of nostalgia.

“Y/n,” I looked up at the sound, “Hm?” I hummed in response looking around.

“Are you fine?” Shoto asked his voice soft but his brows were furrowed.

“Yeah, just thinking about school and the internships.” I shrugged, “We’ve been through a lot with everything that’s happened, it’s hard to believe we’re just first year.”

“Hm.” Shoto nodded and I pulled a hand up and lates it palm up on the table.

“Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I see and the more we do, it kinda scares me,” I looked at a scar it ran from the side of my wrist to the back of my hand, it was a deep wound from my Internship, “But seeing everything also makes me realize,” I balled my fist up smiling, “There’s so much space for new hero’s to rise and it excites me knowing one day I’ll be out there fighting for a chance to be number one.”

“Ambitious.” I flinched at the waiters voice who slid the door closed as she entered, “You must be in a hero school then.”

“I, yes, I am.” I nodded and looked away.

“I’ve never heard of you, you must not be that well known. Everyone however would be able to notice our lovely new number one hero Endeavor.” She smiled and patted Enji who just gave her a side eye and she quickly pulled her hand away.

I let out a mix of a scoff and a laugh, “You must live under a rock, or be uncultured, I’m from UA, were our sports festival is streamed publicly almost everywhere throughout the prefecture and surrounding cities, not to mention I was in the news quite a few times with Endeavor and Pro Hero Hawks, I was on headlines and on front page covers of newspapers and magazines, if you can’t recognize me it really goes to show what kind of woman you are.” I made a face and she made a face back.

Before we started a stare down another person walked in, “Alright, here comes a hot pot, everyone be careful.”

As the second waiter was setting up the meal I couldn’t help but mumble to myself, “Bite me, it’s what rabid dogs do anyways.”

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After eating and Midoriya and I burning ourselves multiple times on hot cheese fondue we finished our desserts and started to head out.

We stepped out into the dark, the afternoon sun had set and the cities night life was crawling out into the streets, lights lit up outside patios, rooftops had flames lit lighting tables, tinted windows were lit up showing the chandeliers that hide during the day. Ladies in fancy dresses and men in suits and flashy attire. It was in that moment I realized how wrong our relationship is, I’m in UA, I’m only 16, sure the consent age is lower then that but, I, this is morally wrong in some eyes... I could ruin Enji’s career if anyone ever found out... I felt a sense of worry fill me. No one knew, I didn’t care before. So what scares me now?

“So! What are we doing tomorrow?” I looked at Enji and Shoto as we walked, Midoriya was unintentionally hidden by Shoto.

“It’s a surprise.” Shoto answered very bluntly and I squinted at him, “Very helpful.”

“How are Fuyumi and....” I paused the name leaving me and looked down, embarrassed, thinking, his name just couldn’t be Naruto because it’s pretty close to that anyways, “Natsuo! Heh! I remembered.”

“Fuyumi messaged me, they tried a curry at an Indian restaurant near the hotel, Natsuo also now holds the title for eating a plate of the spiciest curry in under an hour.” Shoto said flashing us his phone which had a very red smiling Natsuo holding a certificate and a $200 dollar check.

“That’s... impressive.” I was impressed, but it seemed like a painful thing.

I felt my phone buzz, I answered if, “Hello?”

“Hey y/n! It’s Fuyumi, I’d you don’t mind when you get to the hotel can you stop by the hotel shop and pick up something for indigestion or upset stomach, maybe heart burn?”

“Oh,” I smiled, “Yeah, I can do that, we’re on the way back about to get in the car, the streets are empty so we should be there soon, so, I’ll get it for you.”

“Thank you, sorry for the burden but I feel bad for leaving Natsuo while his stomach is hurting this much.”

“Don’t worry! I’m a hero, it’s what I do.” I smiled getting into the car as we reached it.

“Still, thank you y/n.” She sounds like she was smiling, I could feel it, in that moment how much she really cared for her family. It kinda warmed my heart in a way I can’t describe.

“Alright, see you then.” I ended the call and explained everything on the way over, Enji sighed and rubbed his forehead before pinching the bridge of his knows shaking his head. I smiled, noticing the edge of his lips twitch upwards a bit before he forced it down mumbling out Natsuo’s name and something I couldn’t hear.

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astaroth1357 · 4 years

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Demon Brothers Meeting the MC’s Family

I mean, if they have any family at all, what could they even tell them anyway? “Sorry Mom, still in Hell so I won’t make Thanksgiving but I’m doing great though!” This is another long one folks, but I lowkey kind of love it a whole lot. Sooo fun to write. One of my favorite posts so far.

Lucifer

Thinks it's a little weird that they’re so adamant to introduce their family to a literal demon but also kinda gets it. Family is the most important thing to him too.

Is very focused on making a good first impression, from image to attitude. Their approval isn’t going to do jack to stop him from being with the MC but he’d still take pride in being able to charm them for a night. Besides, if the MC cares then so does he.

Has more experience with the human world than the others so he’d know a lot of the do’s and don'ts already. They won’t need to worry about him making some kind of slip up.

Would love the irony if the MC’s family is religious at all. Christian/Jewish especially. May or may not play along with their little rituals but is going to make a lot of thinly veiled, passive-aggressive comments towards his "old man."

Would be most comfortable in a setting where there’s a lot of intellectual discussion or debate. He loves to steer a conversation down towards politics or other controversial things to get a rise out of people. The MC may need to reign him in if that’s a big no-go zone.

Isn’t really going to get along with any younger siblings the MC might have. Either he’s too stiff or too scary. If they’re looking for a playmate, look somewhere else.

Also not going to be particularly fond of any pets they have one way or another. Though he may take a shine to pitbulls or rottweilers because they remind him of Cerberus.

Mammon

You sure about this, MC? Him? Really? Are you really sure? He’s going to think they're crazy but he’s not going to refuse.

Will be so freaking excited if they’re from a well-to-do or, dare say, rich family. So much stuff to steal admire. Yeah, yeah no stealing from the MC’s family, he gets it... He’ll really try his best but it might be good to keep an eye on him.

Surprisingly though, he’s not going to be disgusted if they’re from a poor family either because the dude gets it. Money is hard to come by and things can be tough. He might even… pay... for some stuff while he’s there... You know, if he can. Don’t make a big deal out of it… He's got an image to keep.

He’ll try his best to not come off like a total scumbag and it may actually work. He’s rough around the edges but there’s plenty of chances for his better side to shine through as long as he stays on good behavior.

They will have to be sure that he doesn’t get to talking too much because his dumbass will let it slip that he’s a demon.

Mammon may not love kids but kids love him and any younger siblings are going to do the same. Even if he calls them little gremlins, he’ll let himself get roped into whatever game they’re playing and make it a lot of fun in the process.

Bring on the pets! He’s more of a dog person but he’ll play with a cat too. He may not be as animal-obsessed as Satan but he loves a good furry companion every once in a while.

Leviathan

NOOOOO and you can’t make him!!! A social event involving strangers where he has to make a good impression?? Fuck no, that sounds like actual hell and he doesn’t want anything to do with it!

… But he also can’t just let the MC go back to the human world alone because what if they meet someone better than him and get reminded that they’re with a good-for-nothing otaku…? Okay he's going. But he’s going to pout about it.

His first impression is going to make him come off like a nervous wreck no matter what. There’s really no polishing this bundle of anxiety. The best he can hope for is to ride this thing out until it's done.

Will be pretty quiet and cling to the MC like a life-raft the entire night. Refuses to be left alone with their family in any capacity, he could not handle the awkward silence. If they’re going to the bathroom, then he’s going too damnit.

If they have a pretty nerdy family then he might be a bit more comfortable. Especially if any of their siblings/parents game or are into anime. Steering conversation more towards his comfort zones will help him out a lot...

If they have little siblings who play a lot of video games then he is going to be the coolest person in the world. Period. He knows all the best strategies to practically any game out there, demonic or human. He may even loosen up a little bit and start smiling if he gets to wow an audience with his gaming prowess!

Like Lucifer he’s not going to be all that impressed with pets either way. He’ll think fish are pretty neat and probably even reptiles too but don’t expect him to get too cuddly with a dog or anything.

Satan

Doesn’t hate the idea but agrees that his name is going to have to change if they’re really serious about it. “Hey everybody this is my boyfriend, Satan!” is only going to be appealing to very niche circles...

Like Lucifer, he's going to be mindful of how he comes across. He'd rather the MC's family likes him than didn't, even if it's irrelevant, so expect him to be very polite and sociable. Damn near the perfect gentleman.

… Until something/someone sets off his temper. He may not go full Wrath on the situation but it's probably best to get him out of the room real quick so he can cool down.

Would love if the MC comes from an super educated family but it’s not a must. He's the kind of guy who will ask a lot of questions about any person's profession/skills and how things work regardless of background. He's curious that way.

Either way, he is going to show off his smarts and make sure that their family knows where his intellect is at. He wants them to know that the MC picked someone with a good head on their shoulders, after all.

Best keep him away from small children and bratty teens. He isn't exactly opposed to kids, but it takes one little shit to set him off and NO ONE looks good yelling at someone else's kid. Deserved or not.

Will there be cats? Do you have a cat? Please say you have a cat! He's okay with dogs too but if the MC has a cat this man will be ecstatic. The cat will love him and he will love it right back. Honestly, he's already adopted it. It's his now. Who's MC?

Asmodeus

Baby, you can take him anywhere and he’ll be the life of the party! A little family gathering doesn’t matter to him.

Is going to make sure that the moment he walks through the door the MC's family is in awe of what a catch they've got for themselves. He wants them to be proud of their little MC! To him, that translates to looking good and being fun!

Hope this is a house used to physical affection because he will not (and probably cannot) turn it off. Everyone gets hugs. Everyone.

Extra affectionate the whole night. He'll hold the MC's hand or arm or waist or really any part he can get away with. Kisses on the head and cheek aplenty. He may also lowkey butter up their parents with loads of compliments no matter what situation they're in.

If he's told to cool it on the touching though, he may get offended.

Is going to be better with teenage siblings than little, little ones. The man lives to give dating advice, fashion tips, or makeovers, you name it. Though he has to be careful to mention just human products and not some of the stuff he has back home.

Animal fur on his clothes? After he dressed himself so carefully?? No thanks. You can have your cute puppy or your little kitty. He'll take pictures, but he's probably not going pet much.

Beelzebub

Is honestly kind of honored by the suggestion. The MC is already a part of his family so it only seems natural to make him part of theirs. Though he has some reservations, mostly around his appetite...

He doesn't go up to the human world very much because it's really hard for him to stay fed. He's well-known enough in the Devildom that restaurants know what to expect when he walks in. Not so much up there.

Arrange the meeting around a state fair, festival, or carnival where the food is plentiful and he's golden. Hopefully their family won't be too disturbed by how bottomless his stomach is…

Beel is a sweetheart through and through but his lack of knowledge about how the human world, or humans in general, work might come back to bite him. He may need a little 101 about human manners before going.

Truthfully, their family is in for a real treat! This giant may look intimidating, but he's as gentle as they come. The kind of guy who will carry their grandmother’s bags with a smile on his face just for the sake of being helpful. 10/10 Sweetie, mother will approve.

Ooooh little kids are going to love Beel. He'll let their siblings hang off of him like a jungle gym. Will also play games with them if they want him to. Doesn't matter to him, their family is his family too and he wants to see them all happy.

Man wants dogs. Preferably big ones that he can rough-house with but little dogs he can cuddle work too. Do remind him that he can't just rip a whole-ass branch off a tree to play fetch like you could with Cerberus.

Belphegor

Really? You want that? Lol, okay but no promises. This is pretty much the equivalent of sticking two unlabeled chemicals together in a beaker and leaning in to see what happens. Who knows, but now you're stuck in the middle of it.

He's not going to try especially hard to make a good impression or change himself in any way. If their family is into people who are kind of chill and sarcastic then he'll get along swimmingly. If they were expecting more of a Satan type, yeah. No. He's not holding open any doors.

Won't be taking the whole thing all that seriously to be honest, like, what are a bunch of humans going to do if they don’t like him? Tell MC? They're certainly not going to be able to make him leave. He's humoring them at best, even if he's nice, so why bother fussing about it?

Might be a disrespectful little troll at times like pretending to fall asleep or making casual jokes like "Oh no, ma'am. I'm not all that comfortable with that cross over there because I'm a demon. …. Got ya, didn’t I? That'd be silly." *shit-eating grin*

Would appreciate a quiet, slightly introverted family the most. He's going to start getting annoyed if people in the house are too loud and may speed the whole thing along as a result.

Kids are things he'd rather avoid than have to interact with, but if pressed he will humor the little ones too. Don't expect him to do a whole lot of moving, though. If they're happy to just show him things that he can semi-pay attention to, that works for him.

MC has a pet? Is it fluffy? Is it lazy? Bring'em here. Like Beel, he likes big dogs but would rather just bury his face in fluff than try to wrestle it. He may actually fall asleep with them if they lay still enough for it.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #shall we date #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #whoyoubringinghome?

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kayluh1915 · 3 years

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More Than Anything

Words: 3,813

Pairing(s): Pedro Pascal/Female Reader

Warnings: 18+ Only!

While enjoying a long awaited drink, you find yourself entertained by the young bartender with horrible jokes. Pedro, however, doesn't see the humor in the situation.

DISCLAIMER

This fic is a part of my "Pedro y su Abeja🐝" series. You don't have to read the previous stories to understand this one, but they're there if anyone would like to give them a glance with your peepers. I write them as a reader insert, but they can also be read as an original character. It's up to you.

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Additional Warnings: Daddy kink, dom/sub undertones, oral sex (female receiving), dirty talk, hair pulling, vaginal sex, and creampie.

London was beautiful.

Maybe a bit too cold for your tastes, but beautiful nonetheless.

It was your first time ever in the city… actually, it was your first time out of the States period. You always loved to travel, but never had the time or the money to invest in it. So, being in a new city and a new country was extremely exciting.

Big Ben was gorgeous, the London Eye was romantic, and Buckingham Palace was elegant. So many new and exciting sights all around you and yet your only focus was on Pedro, holding on tightly to his arm as he escorted you down the red carpet.

“Okay?” He asked, turning his attention towards you for a moment. You smiled up at him and nodded, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear as you did so. The red carpet still made you incredibly uncomfortable, but you had gotten better at it since Oscar night. It’s not something you enjoy, but you didn’t mind it as long as Pedro was there for you to follow and hold onto.

“After I finish presenting, we can head to the afterparty if you want. There’s really no need to stay if you’re not feeling it.” He offered once you were finally away from the blinding cameras.

“That sounds great, actually. I could use a drink."

"Yeah? What're you feeling?" You pondered for a moment.

"Honestly, I'm not really sure. Maybe something with vodka or bourbon."

"Bourbon, huh? Are you homesick?" You scoffed playfully and rolled your eyes with your tongue stuck out at him, earning a deep chuckle as he placed a kiss on your temple.

He teases you about that every time bourbon is brought up.

After the usual press interviews and greetings with Pedro’s peers, you were finally able to take your seats, getting as close to him as possible while he draped his arm across the back of your seat.

Before meeting Pedro, you loved award shows. It was an excuse to get off your ass with friends and shit on the biased bastards who clearly chose the winners on other criteria besides which film had been best crafted.

Now, you fucking hated them. Having to sit still in a seat and listen to these rich snobs drone on and on about nothing important for hours on end with no booze or idiotic friends to laugh with made it damn near unbearable for you. Pedro knew this and picked up on your fidgeting about 40 minutes into the show. He placed his hand on your bouncing knee, gently rubbing his thumb over it.

"You can go on to the party if you want, Abeja. I still have a bit before my presentation and I know how restless you get with these things.” You shook your head, going back to bouncing your knee, but a bit gentler this time.

“Nah. I want to stay here with you and show my support.” He chuckled.

“You don’t have to prove anything to me and you know that." A split second of silence fell between you as you weighed your options, but he wasn't having it.

"Go. Have a drink and loosen up a bit. I’ll come find you after I present and we can watch the clip together on YouTube later.”

Normally, you wouldn’t listen to him and would tough it out. Pedro lit up like a kid on Christmas anytime he was on camera and you loved to see it, but he was right. The video of him presenting would be on YouTube within minutes of it being aired so you’d still be able to see it.

"... Okay. I have my phone if you want me to come back." You offered.

"Alright. I’ll see you in a bit, honey." You exchanged a quick kiss, bunched your dress up in both hands, and nearly booked it out of the theatre, more than happy to finally be away from all the formal shit.

You were the first one at the party, rushing over the bartender and ordering some Jim Beam and Coke. Pretty basic, but it was just something to get you started.

"Your accent is lovely." The bartender complimented as he slid your drink to you.

"Oh, this ugly thing?" You gestured to your vocal chords. "I respectfully disagree, but thank you. I’d much rather have one like yours. Sounds much nicer than deep fried hick." The young man laughed, resting his elbow on the bar.

"Where you from?" You took a sip of the concoction before answering.

"Kentucky. Born and raised." The bartender looked at your drink and then back at you.

"You're not a little homesick are ya?" He asked, gesturing to your drink. You groaned, rolling your eyes and laying your head on the bar.

"Why does everyone ask me that? I just like bourbon, okay?" The bartender laughed again as you took another sip.

"Yes ma'am. I apologize. I'm Brice." He held his hand out for you to shake. You did, giving him your name in return. "So, this your first time in the UK?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The afterparty had a lot more people now, the three drinks you've had relaxing you and tinting your cheeks blush red. It wasn't enough for you to ditch your filter, but it did make you quite giggly.

Brice especially found your giggle fits endearing. He had been talking to you the entire time you’d been there, only leaving to serve the other guests before coming back over to you. He'd lean on the marble bar as you spoke and he started telling you bad jokes just to get you to giggle. He seemed like a pretty cool dude.

"Can I ask you something?" He asked, watching you closely as you down your shot of whiskey. You put the glass back on the bar with a clank, letting out a sigh as you felt the liquor run warm down to your stomach.

"Sure. What's on your mind?" You answer. Brice takes the glass from you and washes it quickly, drying it off with a towel as he seems to ponder on how to say what he's about to say.

"You know, you're pretty awesome and I would love to get to know you better away from all of this." He started, gesturing around the party atmosphere. "So, I was wondering if you would like to exchange phone numbers? Maybe socials as well?"

Ah Lord. You were nowhere near drunk enough to deal with this shit. Brice seemed like a cool guy, but you didn't think you were coming off that way and immediately felt terrible for leading him on. You opened your mouth to say… something. You weren't really sure, but it was going to be better than dumbass silence. However, you didn't even get a word out before you felt a familiar hand on your back and Pedro’s voice right by your ear.

Perfect. Just in time to be used as a gentle decline.

"There you are, I've been looking everywhere for you." You spun around to come face to face with Pedro, your face instantly lighting up as soon as you saw him. He looked you over with a smile, noticing your flushed cheeks and drunken giggles.

"I see you've had your drink." You nodded, holding up four fingers. "Oh, four. Excuussse me."

Pedro looked over to Brice and ordered his own drink. He noticed that the young man had a melancholy look to him, his blue eyes shifting right back to you as soon as he acknowledged his drink order.

"Is he bothering you?" Pedro whispered, not taking his eyes off of the bartender as he made his drink. You gasped, pretending to be offended.

"Nooooo! Brice would never!"

Pedro wasn't usually a jealous man, but something about the current situation was making his blood boil. He concealed it well and thanked "Brice" when he handed him his drink.

"I'm going to go say hi to some friends. You wanna come with me?" You groaned, not really wanting to put your formal face back on, but your desire to be around Pedro as much as possible outweighed all of it.

“Fiiinnee. I’m not talking, though.” He held his hand out for you to take, helping you down from the bar stool before placing his hand on your lower back. He gave the bartender one last glance, trying his best not to feel the pride swell in his chest when he saw how devastated the poor guy looked.

About an hour had passed when you returned to the bar for another drink, Brice apologizing for being forward as he slid you your shot.

“I didn’t know you were with someone. I’m sorry.” You fanned your hand at him, downing your shot in one go.

“It’s no big deal. I didn’t say anything so you couldn’t have known. For what it’s worth, I think you're an awesome dude and would love to exchange socials with you. You have a discord?” Brice’s eyes lit up as he nodded, grabbing a pen and paper to write his username on.

After exchanging little scraps of paper, you continued chatting with him and ended up getting giggly again from the shot. Brice noticed and started telling his horrible jokes again, but your drunk ass still found them fucking hilarious. You were still sober enough to keep the filter, but you were talking and laughing pretty loudly.

Brice was in the middle of a joke when you felt Pedro’s large and warm hand wrap around your upper arm. You melted into him with a fit of giggles, Pedro laughing at how cute you were as he brushed a few strands of hair out of your eyes.

"C'mon, honey. I think it's time for us to turn in." Pedro said, a groan leaving your lips.

"Let Brice finish this last joke and then I'll come okay?"

This time, Pedro didn't hide his rage, looking up at Brice with the most intimidating look he could muster while he had you drunk in his arms. It definitely worked, the poor dude shrinking in on himself as his eyes widened with fear.

"A-actually I'll send it to you on Discord, okay? I think you should go with your boyfriend." Brice stuttered out, clearly intimidated by your sweet teddy bear which you found hilarious. So hilarious that you didn't even question why he was angry in the first place.

Pedro was satisfied with Brice's answer and deep down felt terrible for being such an asshole, turning his attention back to you leaning on him and still giggling.

"C'mon, Abeja. Let's go."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

The door to your shared hotel room had barely shut before Pedro had you cornered, his eyes dark and the smell of his cologne dancing under your nostrils. You had sobered up a bit on the drive back to the hotel and was starting to feel tired.

You whine pitifully, mildly upset that he was keeping you from your plans of peaceful dreams.

"What is it, P? M'tired." You groaned. Pedro scoffed above you.

"Am I not enough for you?" He growled. You furrow your eyebrows in confusion and look up at him.

"Huh? What're you tal-"

"Is this old man not enough for your little pussy? Huh?" You froze and swallowed hard, now understanding where he was going with this and you very much liked it, your exhaustion instantly forgotten.

"N-no… You're perfect." He chuckled darkly, leaning down to trail his lips gently over your neck. You moaned quietly, feeling his stubble tickle your sensitive skin.

"Really? Then why would you waste your time with that... boy?”

Ooohhhh. Brice.

"He-he was just being friendly. He seemed like a pretty cool guy an-"

Pedro interrupted you by slamming you against the door, pinning your wrists to the cold steel as he got close to you, his lips only inches away from yours.

"You have no idea what you'd be missing." He snarled, your pussy clenching hard from just his words and voice alone.

"... Show me, then.”

Pedro growls low in his throat and pushes you harder into the door, now holding both of your wrists in his left hand as he caresses your face and lifts his knee up to your clothed cunt.

"Gonna fuck you so good. Your young little pussy won't be able to take it all." You whined quietly, grinding yourself down onto his knee.

"Please..." Pedro's breath hitched, his grip tightening on your wrists.

"See, look at you... You're already coming apart and I've only given you my knee. That boy wouldn't even get you this close with his inexperience. Only I know exactly what you need." You were squirming at this point, your juices already starting to soak through your panties.

"Please, Daddy… Please..." You begged as he pressed his knee even harder into your dripping heat.

"Patience, my sweet Abeja. Daddy will give you everything soon."

He jerked your wrists forward, pulling you close as he let go of his hold to grab your ass and hoist you up. You quietly squeaked in surprise, wrapping your arms and legs around him as he quickly carried you over to the bed. He threw you down on it, the springs protesting lightly from the sudden weight as Pedro began to strip.

He almost had his undershirt unbuttoned when you sat up and tried to unzip your dress, but he stopped you by pinning your wrists to the mattress.

“Only Daddy’s allowed to take that dress off, baby girl.” You whined, another gush soaking your already damp panties.

He let go of your wrists again and continued to undress, looking over your body hungrily as he did so.

“I bet you’re soaked already, aren’t you, pretty girl?” You nodded rubbing your thighs together as your pussy clenched again. He parted your legs and haphazardly lifted your dress. He groaned at the sight of your heather gray panties darkening in color as your arousal continued to seep.

The stylist had highly advised you to wear sexy underwear with the dress, but you didn't care. You'd take comfort over looks anyday and Pedro didn't seem to have a problem with your choice of underwear.

He took his right pointer finger and ran it gently over the darkening patch, the bulge in his boxers twitching and somehow getting harder.

"Fuck, look at you. So shameless." He wraps his arms around your legs and pulls you to the side of the bed while getting down on his knees. You impatiently began to fidget, knowing exactly what he was doing. He pulled your panties aside, the sight of your glistening pussy spurring him on as he yanked you closer and licked you from your opening to your throbbing clit.

“Daddy…” You sighed, your hands instantly tangling in his hair. Pedro groaned, the vibrations and his facial hair feeling heavenly. He wrapped his arms around your thighs and threw them over his shoulders, pulling you even closer and pressing the pads of his fingers into your smooth skin.

“MMmmmm.” You whined, the sudden movement causing your pussy to clench around nothing. You spared a glance down to Pedro. You could only see his eyes, but that was more than enough, his dark chocolate orbs staring up at you with a dizzying mixture of adoration and lust.

Pedro loved how wreaked you looked, your mouth hung open and your eyes hooded. He took pride that he was the one making you feel this way, knowing that he was the only one who got to see you like this.

He’d had plans on taking his time with you, slowly bringing you to one orgasm after another with his tongue, fingers, and cock; but the sight of you losing yourself just on his tounge alone drove him crazy and he grew impatient.

He pulled away from you too soon for your liking, his lips and chin glistening with your arousal as he yanked off your underwear in one swoop. He discarded his boxers as he stood up, pinning you to the bed as he drug the head of his cock through your slick folds a few times.

“You’re mine, understand?” You nodded quickly, wanting so desperately for him to get on with it. “Say it.”

“I-I’m yours, Daddy… Please….” You begged.

“Please what?” Your mind was so fuzzy with arousal, that you could barely process the words he was saying, let alone compose some of your own, but Pedro wasn’t having it. He grabbed a handful of your hair and yanked it, the delicious mixture of pain and pleasure only making your neediness worse.

“Answer me.”

“Fuck me!” You whined, your voice hoarse and weak, but still loud enough for him to get the message. Pedro let go of your hair and caressed your face, the gentle gesture a far cry from how he’d pulled your hair barley seconds ago.

“Good girl.” When he finally pushed himself in, you both made noises of pleasure, Pedro wasting no time. "God, you feel so good, baby." He groaned, starting to thrust into you faster. Though you both were inpatient and did very little foreplay, you were still absolutely soaked.

“You hear that?” He gruffed, his facial hair tickling your jaw as the sounds of your wet pussy squelched almost musically. “That boy could never get you this wet. You’d probably have to- fuck- have to use lube just to get started.”

You were already close. It’d been a hot minute since you’ve seen each other, your music classes revving up for concert season and his schedule getting booked by the day. It was hard to be away from one another for so long, but this… this made it worthwhile. No toy or vibrator could ever top the way Pedro made you feel.

"Pedro…" You groaned.

"That's it. Scream Daddy's name, baby girl. Show the boys who you belong to."

His cock repeatedly rubbing against your g-spot sent waves of tingling pleasure all throughout your lower half, the intensity of it building higher and higher as he continued.

"Don't stop, Daddy. Please don't stop." You whined, your voice getting higher as your orgasm grew closer.”

"Cum on Daddy's cock, Abeja. Let him feel you drip." Like a rubber band being pulled too tight, you snapped, your back arching off the bed and your toes curling. It hit you hard, your pussy drenching his cock and throbbing relentlessly with wave after wave of chilling pleasure.

“Mmm, Daddy’s gonna cum, baby girl. Whe-where do you want it?” He panted, his movements slowing for a few seconds while he waited on your answer.

“Inside…” You whined, your orgasm still wreaking havoc as he sped back up.

“Gonna fill you up, baby. Gonna… gonna…” He thrust his cock into you one last time, his own orgasm tearing through him with the same intensity as yours. The feeling of his cum warming your insides and his throbbing cock brought you to the peak for a second time. It wasn’t very intense, but getting filled up always made your orgasm even if they’re small.

Pedro collapsed onto you, his lips colliding with yours in a slow, passionate kiss. You laid your head back with a sigh on pleasure, Pedro chasing after you to gently kiss and nibble at your chin.

“I know you like me to stay in for a bit after we finish, but can we please make an exception this time? My back is killing me in this position.” You snorted.

“Oh my god, you’re so fucking old.” Pedro pulled out slowly, the feeling of his cum seeping out dazing you again for a moment. He smugly smirked at the sight, his hand gently caressing your upper thigh as he watched it trail down your folds.

“You weren't complaining about it earlier.”

A little later, you were laying on Pedro’s chest as he played with your hair, both of you just enjoying each other's company and the silence after a night of constant noise.

"Since when do you get jealous?" You finally asked, breaking the peace as his hand stilled in your hair.

"M'not… not usually anyway." You traced small circles on his chest for a moment.

"What was so different this time?" He sighed deeply, the silence returning as he thought of an answer.

“I dunno. I guess I just…” He sighed again, running a hand through his hair.

“There’s just... so many people out there… people who have their entire lives ahead of them, who doesn’t have back pain, who doesn’t have gray hair and wrinkles, and who doesn’t sound like rice crispies in the morning and…” He paused, his arms tightening around you.

“... Someone who has the time to give you all the attention you deserve. I feel so guilty knowing that I can’t wake you up with breakfast every morning, that I have to leave you alone for months and months at a time, and that you have to face so much scrutiny because of my age. When I saw you with Brice, you looked so happy and it made me think of all the things that I can’t give you…”

He was choking up at this point, his eyes glassy and brimming with tears. You sat up a bit to face him, your hand caressing his face and gently scratching his facial hair as you stared into his watery eyes.

“Pedro… don’t say things like that. You are more than enough for me. You’re so kind and smart and oh so sweet. You’ll come take care of me when I’m sick, you respect me and treat me as my own person, you spoil me even though I beg you not to, and you love me for who I am.” Pedro sniffled as you rested your forehead atop his.

“You are hands down the most amazing man I’ve ever met and no amount of scrutiny, grey hair, or rice crispy joints is going to change that. You may think that you can’t give me everything, but you give me more than enough and I love you more than anything on this Earth.”

Pedro smiled a small smile, bringing up his left hand up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear and caress your jaw as a tear fell down his cheek.

“I don’t deserve you…” He whispered. You wiped the tear away with your thumb and leaned down to kiss him for a bit.

"That, and you're such a DILF. I mean, did you see yourself in Narcos?" He laughed, wiping his eyes with his wrist as he got up to take a shower.

"Alright, bye. Your fangirl's coming out." You got up as well, hoping to finally take off that stupid dress and join him.

“You know you love it.” His arms suddenly wrap around you from behind, his lips pressing gentle kisses on your shoulders.

“More than anything.”

#my fanfiction #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x female reader #pedro y su abeja #more than anything

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A Brooklyn Halloween | Misfits Timeline Anomaly 'verse

An oc x oc collaboration between @seanfalco & @super-unpredictable98

Word Count: 6,5k

Warnings: Strong language, smut, a little angst, alcohol abuse

(Masterlist)

"Where are we goin', Lollipop?" Lyddie's Nathan groaned after about half an hour walking around West Village. "I'm hungry and tired, why d'you do this to us?" he cried dramatically.

"I just need one last detail for my costume, and the only place I was able to find it was... here," she guided them to a hidden store.

"What? I could've made it for ya! Are you kiddin' me?"

"You wouldn't know how, it will be just a second," she searched through the accessories.

"Alright, but we're takin' a cab back home!" he huffed.

“What’re you lookin’ for, Lyds?” Win asked, moving in closer to see.

"This!" she pulled out a snake bracelet, a huge silver one that would cover her entire forearm. "Perfect."

“Ooo nice!” Win exclaimed. “Is there anything I still need for my costume?” she asked, picking through the hangers in front of her.

"Well, you have more than enough black outfits to choose from... I'd say a wig, but Nathan can do that, right?" Lydia gave them both a hopeful look. "Do you see a dagger anywhere?"

"I see one here," Win's Nathan exclaimed, grabbing the plastic dagger from the shelf nearby and waving it in the air.

"Great, that's perfect," Lyddie ran to check if they had more weapons. "Thank you, baby... Ugh, I'm so excited! This is gonna be amazing!"

"So are we goin' to a sweet party or somethin'?" he asked, slinging his arm over Winnie's shoulders, watching Lyddie search through the items.

"I was thinking dinner at the Magic Hour, then we're heading to

Brooklyn for The Night of the Crawling Dead. I hope you're ready, cause I'm drinking tonight..." Lydia took a few more daggers and a sword.

"Oh, Jesus..." her Nathan shook his head with a laugh.

"Yes!" Win exclaimed, throwing her arms excitedly in the air. "I like drunk Lyddie," she exclaimed with a grin.

"Me too!" the boys added nearly at the same time, it was incredibly cute when they did that.

"I'm glad you guys think so. You better enjoy it, because that's the last time I drink before my opening night."

"I'm sure we will," Win said with a smirk. "We'll make the most of it."

"Alright, I think we have everything, we better get back cause one of you," Lydia pointed at the boys. "Is gonna need makeup, and it might take a while..."

"Nooooo," her Nathan protested with a groan. "I don't even know what we're dressin' up as."

"Of course you don't, you don't read."

"Isn't there a movie or somethin'?"

"Yeah, but only three years from now."

"Ooo future costumes, nice," Win followed them to the checkout. "I'm excited to see what we're gunna look like when we're finished."

"You're gonna look hot, that's a given... all of you actually. You won't regret letting me pick the costumes," Lydia could barely stand still.

Back at home, they all got dressed according to Lyddie's instructions.

"So, how do I look?" Win asked, placing her hand on her hip as she leaned against the wall all dolled up, red wig and all.

"So incredibly sexy," Lydia was trying to find a way to hold the fake dagger with the leather strap around the thigh. "God, you look so beautiful! Can you help me with this, babe? I can't do it."

"Any chance I can get to touch your thighs, I'll take," she teased, pushing off the wall and crouching before Lyddie to help her.

"Okay, I feel like a cunt," Win's Nathan's exclaimed coming out of the bathroom wearing a long blonde wig

"Oh my God! Don't worry, you look great you just..." Lydia couldn't stop laughing. "Sorry, I'm really used to the curls, but you look cute, I promise! You gotta trust the process."

"You feel like a cunt? Look at this shit!" Lyddie's Nathan was trying to tame his hair with an unholy amount of hair gel. "I look like a fuckin' geek!"

Win gasped with laughter as she looked from one twin to the other. "Oh God, this is hilarious," she teased.

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up," her Nathan exclaimed wryly. "You got the good end of the stick here. You look absolutely hot."

"Come here," Lydia took his hand and grabbed her black eyeliner. "Let me rune you... and you," she looked back at her own Nathan. "Don't forget the glasses, it's very important."

"The things y'make me do..." he looked in the mirror shaking his head. "You're lucky I love you so much, Lollipop."

"Hmmm, y'know you kinda look cute in those," Win mused as she straightened. "Those glasses make y'look smarter."

"Very funny..." Lyddie's Nathan rolled his eyes, but couldn't keep from smiling.

"She's right," Lydia mumbled, concentrating on the drawings. "When I was 13 I wanted to marry Simon, I always had a thing for nerdy guys..."

"Marry Simon? You do realize how that sounds, right?" he taunted.

"I'll trade yeh, mate!" Win's Nathan exclaimed, half serious as Win giggled even more.

"No, you look awesome! Very charming" Lydia managed to cover his arms and chest in runes before giving him a ring with a W on it, and starting to draw on herself. "You should make these smudge-proof, Nats."

"Oh, and just what are yeh plannin' on doing that they need t'be smudge-proof?" he asked, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Just don't wanna have to retouch every time you get sweaty..." she murmured coyly. "You have such a filthy mind."

"We do?" her Nathan snorted. "You're dressin' us t'fulfill your teenage fantasies and we're the dirty ones?"

"I like being a little dirty," Win purred, slipping her arms around his waist from behind. "Or maybe a lot dirty..."

"Oh, I know that," he turned around in her embrace, grabbing a handful of her ass.

"Okay," Lydia put on her necklace and fixed her black wig. "So what do you think?"

"It's strange seeing you with dark hair," Win mused, swatting Lyddie's Nathan's hands away. "But you look fuckin' amazing, love! I'm so excited to go out."

"I knooow, I hate myself with dark hair, but I'm feeling this..." Lydia twirled in her flowy, almost angelic white dress. "Let's go, don't forget your steles," she handmade each one of them the night before.

"Don't I get one?" her Nathan asked.

"Sorry, babe, you're a mundane... for now at least," she laughed at her own joke.

Win shrugged when he looked at her questioningly, she’d never read the books either. All she knew was that they looked pretty hot and she was glad that Lyds was happy.

"It's a whole thing, we'll watch the movie sometime..." Lydia headed to the door. "First stop, 7th Avenue."

"Wait, why do I get t'be a mundane and Nathan gets t'be a badass demon slayer?" her Nathan asked as they left.

"Shadow hunter, Demon Slayer is a manga," she corrected. "Because you flipped a coin, besides Simon is the best character, you should be happy."

"Hey!" Win's Nathan exclaimed. "Playin' favourites much? I'm hurt!"

"Oh, shush, you're not," Win exclaimed, poking him in the side.

"I let you decide because I knew this was gonna happen," Lyddie shook her head. "But you're the only person who can make me wanna fuck Jace, so you should also be happy."

That seemed to make him feel better and a smug grin stretch across his face.

“Aw I love yeh too, Lollipop,” he drawled as they head down the stairs to catch a cab.

On the way to the Magic Hour rooftop, Lydia was too busy taking pictures to engage in conversation.

"Three fiancés and you're in love with the phone?" her Nathan teased.

"I'm not gonna look as good by the end of the night, Si wanted to see my costume... which reminds me, he's walking me down the aisle if that's okay."

“That’s fine with me,” Win chirped with her Nathan agreeing.

“Yeah, totally cool, Lyds.”

Talk of the wedding made Winnie wonder for a moment if there was any chance her dad might be interested in coming, at least. She just realized that she’d never even told him she’d left the country.

"If Barry's your only choice..." Lyddie's Nathan joked.

"You twat," she punched his shoulder.

Suddenly, she remembered the conversation with Karen and immediately held onto the other Nathan's hand, she should not have mentioned being walked down the aisle...

He frowned at her sudden change in demeanor, having completely forgotten about that conversation. “What’s up?” he asked quietly.

"Nothing just... I just had a bad feeling, but it's fine, I'm probably just hungry," Lydia put on a smile as she hopped off the cab, fixing her dress. "Let's go eat something, we should head to Brooklyn before midnight."

“Y’sure?” Win asked, concern crossing her face as she followed, making sure her wig was on straight.

"Yeah, everything is great," Lyddie assured, pushing those thoughts aside. "So I heard the food here is good, but I'm interested in the cocktails..."

“Ooo yes, Lollipop’s gunna get her drink on,” Win exclaimed in a sing-song, looping her arm through Lydia’s as they walked out of the elevator. “What are you thinking about getting?”

"I guess I'm ordering something with champagne, I've been in the mood," she smiled, reading over the menu.

"Why not order a bottle then? We could share," her Nathan suggested.

“Yeah, t’celebrate!” Win’s Nathan agreed.

“As if we haven’t celebrated enough,” Winnie squeezed Lyddie’s leg under the table. “Speaking of... have you guys gotten a chance to watch what we left you?” she asked nonchalantly, flipping through the menu.

"Oh, yeah," Lyddie's Nathan smirked, the video was probably engraved in his memory by now. "That was... Wow, if y'make more, I'm quittin' porn forever."

“Maybe you two should become professionals,” Win’s Nathan joked.

“I dunno about that,” she laughed, “but we’d be more than happy to make more for the two of you.”

"Professionals? You lot didn't even want me to pole dance on stage, I doubt you'd wanna share the goods with the rest of the world," Lydia took his hand. "But yeah, I had fun, I'd definitely do it again..."

He looked thoughtful for a moment. “Okay, you’re definitely right, I wouldn’t want some disgusting pervert getting off t’you two.”

"Yeah, I'm only okay with my two disgusting perverts..." she mocked.

"Excuse me? I don't think y'have much room t'talk about bein' a pervert, missy..." her Nathan quirked an eyebrow, shoving a handful of crisps in his mouth.

“I think we’re all a little perverted here,” Win mused, brushing Lyddie’s Nathan’s leg with her foot. “But that’s why we work so well together.”

When the waiter brought their champagne Win poured a glass for each of them and watched expectantly as Lydia brought hers to her lips.

"Okay, here goes nothing," she chuckled before chugging the entire glass, regretting immediately when the hiccups started. "That was a bad choice..."

Lyddie's Nathan's eyes widened at that scene, he had never seen her like that before. Not that he was complaining... "What's gotten into you, Lollipop?"

“Oh my God, even your hiccups are adorable,” Win gasped as she watched, sipping from her own glass.

"Oh-" Lydia felt weirdly flattered, blushing as drank some water to see if she could fix the situation.

She was pretty sure Winnie knew about that power to make her all flustered, and while that was kinda dangerous, it was also kinda hot.

“So, what’s this party we’re going to like?” Win asked, finishing off her champagne and pouring more, her hand returning to Lyddie’s thigh.

"It's um..." Lyds looked down. "It's actually like a scavenger hunt going through the bars and pubs of Brooklyn, so it fits our theme."

“What are we searchin’ for?” Win’s Nathan asked, filled with the desire to win.

"I don't exactly know... I think it has something to do with special drinks, all I know is we're ending the night at a place called House of Yes," she shrugged.

"I can only imagine why it has that name..." her Nathan thought out loud.

“Mmm, sounds exciting! I’m definitely ready for this House of Yes,” Win laughed.

Lyddie wrapped both arms around her neck, bringing her closer. "I can't wait," she kissed along her jawline before going back to eating.

Once they were done with dinner, they headed for their first destination, Win swinging Lyddie and Nathan’s arms as she walked between them, energized for the night.

Halloween had always been her favourite holiday, after all, but this was the first time she’d be doing something like this to celebrate. Usually she’d gone to some lame house party, gotten drunk, and gone home with someone she barely knew.

“When we get home, we need to watch at least one horror film!” she exclaimed.

"Anything you want, babe," Lyds smiled. "Just be careful not to scare the boys too much," she joked.

Halloween was also her favourite holiday. She always made a point to wear elaborate costumes, even if she wasn't going anywhere, just for the thrill of being someone else for the night.

She has never been all that confident, but Isabelle was, so for the next few hours she could allow herself to feel beautiful and sexy.

“Me, scared?” Win’s Nathan scoffed. “D’you know how many of those movies she’s made me watch? She’s th’one who gets scared!” he exclaimed as she quickly tried to cover his mouth, but he easily fended her off. “She likes t’be scared. I think she gets off on it a little.”

"Is that so, Nats?" Lydia smirked watching Win desperately trying to shut him up. "You could've just told me, babe, you know how much I love to help you get off... oh, we're gonna have so much fun tonight," she smacked her fiancé a little harder than usual.

She yelped as Lyddie’s hand connected with her ass and she felt warmth rush through her at that smirk. God, but she loved confident Lydia.

“I can’t wait,” she murmured softly, her face burning.

"Aw you look so adorable all red like this," Lydia put one arm around her waist. "Maybe I won't be able to wait until we're home..." Lyddie's Nathan was quiet, a rare occurrence for him, very intrigued by that attitude. He loves his submissive Lollipop, but this was incredibly hot.

“Maybe I don’t want you to,” Win mumbled, leaning against her fiancé, a grin tugging at her dark painted lips.

“Oh c’mon, y’can’t tease us like that, ey mate?” Win’s Nathan exclaimed, nudging his clone.

"Y-yeah," he muttered, imagining how that smack must've felt like. "Now how am I s'posed t'play the game?"

"I don't know..." Lyddie ran her fingers through her dark locks. "All I know is that all of you look very sexy, and I am incredibly horny.

“Jesus,” Win’s Nathan hissed, biting his lip. “That’s definitely not fair.”

"What?" she reached to grab his ass as well. "You guys get to tease me while I'm at work, when we're in restaurants, and pubs, and pretty much anywhere, but I can't?"

“No, y’definitely can,” he exclaimed quickly. “You can tease me anytime, Lollipop,” he insisted as Win snorted.

“God, Nathan, so eager?”

"So cute," Lyddie tilted her head and turned to her Nathan. "I haven't seen you this quiet since... ever, what's the matter?"

"Me? No... just wonderin' why I'm the only one not bein' fondled," he admitted.

"We can change that if you want," she pulled him closer by the belt and kissed his neck.

“Yeah, why didn’t y’say so?” Win drawled, slipping her arm around his backside to grab his ass.

Lydia's phone started ringing and she groaned.

"Switch it off," her Nathan asked breathlessly, slightly overwhelmed. "Can't, it's Simon, he'll be worried if I don't pick up. I'll be right back, don't start without me," she placed a kiss on his lips before walking off as the three watched her go with disappointment.

“Well, boys, you ready?” Win asked, slipping between the two and snaking her arms around both of them.

"I was born ready," Lyddie's Nathan managed to collect himself. "And you, baby? Are we gonna have t'carry you home again?"

“Maybe,” she chuckled. “And then have your way with me, I hope,” she added innocently.

"Y'can count on that, Winnie," he winked at her.

Lyds watched them for afar, with a smile. As soon as she hung up, she walked back quietly, wrapping her arms around Win's middle.

“Hey, that was quick, what’d Simon want?” she asked as they neared their destination.

"He saw the pictures and called to say how amazing we look, now apparently young me wants to dress like you," Lyddie sighed. "Plus you know 'don't drink too much, blah blah blah'..."

“Yeah, sounds like Barry,” Win’s Nathan nodded.

“Wait, she wants t’dress like me?” Win asked.

"Ironic isn't it? Like I'm right here... but yeah, dad is currently going through my mum's wardrobe looking for a black leather jacket for her."

“That’s so cute though,” she cooed as they entered the bar. “At least we know you’ve always had good taste,” she teased, pinching Lyddie.

"Yeah, I guess I did," Lydia pulled her fiancé onto her lap when they found a booth. "I have no idea what we're supposed to be looking for, but I wanna try this zombie shot."

"I wouldn't order anythin' with milk if I were you... it's gonna curdle in your stomach, not fun," her Nathan advised.

"Alright, I can't get anything carbonated or I'll get the hiccups for the rest of the night, so... vodka cranberry it is," she rested her hand on Winnie's inner thigh.

“I’ll do any shot you guys order me,” Win exclaimed, arousal filling her.

“Y’sure you really wanna put your fate in our hands like that, babe?” her Nathan joked.

“You wouldn’t be that mean!”

"No, they wouldn't," Lyds gave the boys a pointed look as they headed to the bar. "I wish my bracelet really did become a whip, so I would sound more threatening..." she gently kissed the back of her neck.

Win moaned softly, squirming in her lap. “I think you’re pretty threatening. You could step on me,” she murmured.

"Maybe I will..." Lydia whispered, her hand sliding further between the other woman's legs, massaging her slowly under the table. "Can you be quiet for me?"

Winnie whined but she agreed, “I can be quiet.”

The thought of being seen like this, of getting caught only made her hotter and she leaned against Lyddie’s chest, pressing her lips to her fiancé’s neck.

"Good girl..." her hand quickly found Winnie's sex, idly circling her clit. The excitement of doing that in the middle of a bar was just... it was probably the sexiest she had ever felt. "You like that, baby?"

“Oh fuck, yeah,” she gasped softly, subtly adjusting her hips to push against Lydia’s hand, parting her legs wider.

“What’re you two doin’?” Win’s Nathan asked casually as he and his clone returned from the bar with a couple rounds of shots in tow, instantly recognizing the look on their faces.

"Just talking," she grinned. "About how beautiful Winnie looks tonight, and how much I wanna kiss her... all over," she purred. "Talkin', huh?" Lyddie's Nathan put the drinks in front of them. "She seems awful... quiet."

Win shivered at her words and the promise they carried. “I’m not... quiet,” she protested, biting her lip to stifle a moan.

"I see," he tipped back his glass, watching their every move. "Go on then."

"You're so naughty, aren't you?" Lydia whispered, seeking her lips while sliding two fingers inside of her, coaxing a real moan out of her this time.

"Oh fuck! I love you, babe," she squirmed.

"Oh my God, I love that you're so kinky babe," Win's Nathan praised, propping his chin in his hand as he leaned atop the table "Go at it, that's right."

"I love you too, sweetie," Lyds discreetly picked up her pace, every moan just filling her with more and more confidence. "I told you I couldn't wait until we got home, I want you now."

Win gasped, arching her back subtly. "I'm close," she whispered, catching the other woman's ear lobe between her lips, letting her orgasm wash over her.

"Aw, honeypie, you're so good," Lydia held her fiancé tightly as she licked her fingers clean.

"That was so fuckin' hot..." her Nathan muttered, trying very hard to redirect his blood flow elsewhere.

"Mmm, and you're so good to me," Win hummed, adjusting her skirt before glancing over to arch an eyebrow at the boys. "You got a boner yet?"

Lyddie's Nathan simply nodded, clenching his eyes shut. "You're evil..."

"Are we?" Lydia kicked one of her shoes away and pressed her foot gently against his erection. "Wow, you got that hard just from watching us?"

"Jesus..." he hissed, nearly jumping from his chair.

Win smirked, twirling a lock of her wig between her fingers as she leaned forward, giving a good view of her cleavage as she grabbed one of the shots and threw it back. "Oh no, whatever shall we do about that?" she asked, glancing over at the other woman.

"Well, we could sneak into the bathroom and handle it there, or we could handle it here, whatever they want, right?" Lyds looked between the two of them with a mischievous gleam in her eyes. "So... what is it gonna be, boys?"

Win's Nathan wet his lips as he shared a look with his twin. "I vote bathroom. What d'you say?"

"Yeah, sounds good," he agreed, he wasn't sure yet who would be shagging who, but it didn't matter.

"Okay, then let's go," she finished off her drink before getting up.

"So, what'll it be, sweethearts?" Win's Nathan asked as they slipped away, locking the door behind them after making sure they were alone.

"Um... heads, you, tails, my Nathan," Lydia grabbed a coin from her purse and flipped it, covering the result with her other hand before revealing it. "Aaaaand, heads! Is that okay?"

"Always, love," he replied with a grin, sparing a wink for his other fiancé.

Win turned to look at Lyddie's Nathan. "And you? Y'don't mind?" she asked, trailing her finger down his chest.

"Not at all," he pulled her closer by the waist abruptly and pinned her against the wall. "Fuck, y'look gorgeous..." he ground against her and she laughed delightedly.

"Come and get me, Natty," Lydia turned around, both hands on the wall, looking over her shoulder.

“With pleasure, love,” Win’s Nathan exclaimed stepping up behind her, giving her ass a firm smack before slipping his hand down her front.

"It's been a while, huh? I missed you..." she moaned, melting under his touch, leaning back to collide against him. "I need you."

“I missed yeh too, Lollipop, and that tight little fanny of yours,” he growled in her ear, unbuckling his trousers and lifting her skirt to yank her knickers down.

"You dirty little thing," Lyddie's Nathan helped Win out of her knickers and put them in his pocket. "Maybe I'll keep them 'til we get home."

“Oh, I’m th’dirty one, am I?” she laughed, pulling him closer to free his cock.

"It wasn't me who had an orgasm in front of everyone out there," he snaked his hands under her shirt, rolling her nipples between his fingers.

Win's Nathan's words made Lydia shudder, arousal coating the inside of her thighs already. "Fuck me, fuck me hard the way I like... please."

“You know I will,” he groaned, lining his cock up to her entrance while he leaned over her, bracing himself against the wall with one hand as he pushed into her with a sigh. “Oh fuck Lollipop, y’feel so good.”

She threw her head back, whimpering softly as her lips found his neck. "Just like that, baby, I love how you make me feel..." she took his other hand and guided it to her throat. "Choke me."

"Gladly, love," he murmured, tightening his hand around her neck.

He'd never really done much choking, at least with Win, but he liked the way his hand felt squeezing her like that and the expression she wore was enough to make him blow his load right then and there. "Oh fuck, Lyds," he breathed, thrusting into her roughly, the way she liked it.

Win smirked, stroking Lyddie’s Nathan’s cock. “Are you complainin’? Cuz I’m pretty sure you liked it.”

"Oh, it was soooo hot," he squirmed with her skilled touch, leaning in to bite her neck as he hooked one of her legs around his waist. "I wanna shag you senseless, Winnie."

"Fuck me, Natty," she begged, tightening her leg around his hip, to guide his cock to her. "I want you to be rough with me. Leave some bruises."

"Whatever y'want, baby girl," he thrust firmly into her, kissing her hungrily, from her neck to her chest, making sure to mark her up. "Like that?"

“Mmmm mhmm,” she moaned, letting her head fall back against the wall, her body rocking with each thrust and she slipped her hands in his curls, pulling his face to hers, their breaths mingling. “You feel so good, Natty.”

Lydia loved the way it felt to have someone control her completely. After an entire night of taking control, she wanted someone to remind her of her place, even though she didn't really need to breathe, it felt like heaven.

Each push of Win's Nathan’s hips was punctuated with a low grunt as he used her. “You close?” he whispered, feeling his own climax nearing.

His voice was enough to drive her to the edge, she nodded, wanting him to fill her up as she came undone around his cock.

At her nod, he only sped up, his hips desperately crashing against her and he jerked, groaning, and burying himself deeply, filling her.

"Like that, don'tcha?" Lyddie's Nathan let out a breathy moan. "You gonna be good for me?" he murmured.

“Yes,” Win gasped, loving the fire in his eyes as she obeyed, her grasp on his hair tightening. “Come for me Nathan, I want y’to fill me. Use me."

Her words echoed in his mind. He captured her lips eagerly, feeling his pleasure build up before letting go, moaning into her kiss.

“Ahh!” she cried into his mouth as her second orgasm of the night rolled over her and she clenched around him, holding him tightly against her, not wanting to let go.

"I love you so much..." he held her in place before pulling out, without moving from her embrace. "Jesus... feels so good. How was that, princess?"

“Mmm, it was fuckin’ hot,” she replied, her gaze finding his as they caught their breath together. “Fuck, I love you.”

Satisfied, Lydia turned around, pulling Win's Nathan close to kiss him. "You know... I have never done this before, at a bar," she chuckled. "I'm usually a good girl."

“Oh, trust me Lollipop, you’re such a naughty thing,” he huffed a laugh, pressing a kiss to her lips. “And I like it. A lot.”

"Good thing we made the runes smudge-proof, huh? No one's gonna know you shagged my brains out," she bit her lip, running her fingers down his chest.

“What if I wanted everyone t’know I shagged your brains out?” he joked, sobering, his fingers lingering at her cheek. “I love yeh too, Lyddie, so much.”

"That's fine too, but everyone would be jealous of me," she placed her hand on top of his. "Cause I'm so lucky to have you, all of you."

“Maybe I want people t’be jealous,” he laughed, tucking himself back into his trousers and buckling his belt. “I want everyone t’know you’re mine.”

"I love you too," Lyddie's Nathan pressed his forehead to Win's with a smile. "Y'want another drink, baby? I might need one after all this exercise..."

“Oh my God, yes,” she groaned. “I’m parched.”

"Don't say that, you'll make me horny again..." Lydia locked arms with her on the way out. "I think the scavenger hunt is pretty much over for us, but I'm not mad about it."

Her Nathan draped his arm around her after fixing his hair and his outfit. "Yeah, I've got my treasure right here."

“Aw, Nats,” Win purred. “Actually... why don’t you guys order me another drink, I need a smoke after that,” she giggled, slipping out from Lyddie’s side.

"I'll miss you," he shouted as she left. "And you? Had fun, Lollipop?"

"That's an understatement," she leaned against the bar to order another drink. "Can't wait to get home and drag you all to bed with me."

“After Winnie’s movie,” Win’s Nathan reminded, tracing his finger down her shoulder as he joined them.

"Of course, I'll make us all popcorn and everything," she beamed as she sat back down, sipping on her drink. "And maybe you guys could do something special for me too..."

"Someone's feelin' greedy tonight?" her Nathan teased.

“Oh, and what would that be?” the other one asked, raising his eyebrows curiously.

Win stepped out onto the sidewalk and grabbed a cigarette, lighting it as she rested against the wall. Taking her phone, she checked her messages and hesitated. The thought from earlier clutching her, she bit her lip, scrolling down to her dad’s number.

Aw, fuck it, she thought, pressing call. Bringing the phone to her ear she held her breath, anxiety twisting her stomach as it rang.

“Hello—?”

“I’m sorry the number you’ve dialed cannot be reached,” an automated voice chimed in her ear.

That was strange... She tried again, with the same message. Feeling desperate she tried Delilah’s phone, same thing. Had they blocked her number?

She stood there numbly, her cigarette nearly burned down to the filter, the line of ash finally dropping as she fought back the tears. She’d always kinda thought that even though he’d never stood up for her against Karen and Delilah, that he’d nearly fully turn his back on her...

Sniffling, she quickly wiped at her eyes, hoping she hadn’t smeared her makeup too much. Tossing the rest of her smoke away, she crushed it, taking one last steadying breath before going back into the bar, wanting to get shit faced.

"I was thinking maybe you guys could... I don't know, do some stuff I like," Lydia blushed, but all color was drained from her face when she saw Win coming in. That was the bad feeling she had on the way to the restaurant, she knew something was gonna happen.

"Winnie, what happened? Are you okay?" she took her hand, eyes filled with worry. "Are you hurt?"

“I’m fine,” she muttered, reaching past them with her free hand to grab the drink they’d gotten for her and tossing it back, drinking the liquor like it was beer. “Can I have another of those?” she asked the bartender.

"Winnie, please talk to me, what happened outside?" Lyds started to cry, holding onto the boys to stop from shaking. "You're clearly not fine, and drinking won't help, but we might."

"Was someone botherin' you?" Lyddie's Nathan asked, thinking of the worst possible explanations.

Win quickly averted her face, not wanting to know she’d made her fiancé cry, but she was moments away from losing it herself. She shook her head at his question.

“I tried t’call my dad... but it seems like he’s blocked my number,” she mumbled. “But it’s whatever, who needs him, right?”

The bartender set her drink down and she reached for it, bringing it to her lips.

Lyddie looked at Win's Nathan, her eyes wide with fear. "Oh no, I feel sick," she hid her face on his chest. "We fucked up, we fucked up so bad, this is our fault," she sobbed.

"What the fuck you talkin' about?" her Nathan asked, now worried about both girls.

"Winnie, I'm so sorry..." she could barely talk, the fact that she was quite drunk didn't help either.

Win blinked in confusion. “What are you talking about?” she asked, looking to her Nathan when it was clear Lyds was too distraught to speak coherently.

He looked distinctly uncomfortable and he rubbed the back of his neck as if he didn’t wanna be there at the moment. “Uhm... well... in hindsight, we shoulda told yeh sooner, but at the time we didn't wanna upset yeh. It was the night of our goin’ away party...” he paused to clear his breath and her eyes narrowed.

“Tell me what?” she asked, her voice a monotone.

“We ran into your step mum... she said not t’ever contact them... again...” he mumbled, trailing off.

"It wasn't his fault," Lydia managed to say, wiping her tears away, scared to stain his shirt. "I said we shouldn't tell you because I wanted the night to be perfect for you, and receiving bad news would be easier once we were all here and happy..."

"Oh my God," her Nathan sighed, taking Win in his arms. "Those bastards..."

"In fact, it was probably my fault because Nathan wanted to leave quietly so she wouldn't notice us, but I had to make a scene. I wanted her to know I'm not scared of her or her fucking demon daughter," Lyds cried, taking a sip from the first glass she got her hands on, trying not to get so dizzy and light-headed. "I'm sorry."

“Why didn’t you tell me when we got here though? It’s been nearly a month...” Win exhaled, letting Lyddie’s Nathan hold her.

She didn’t want to be mad at them, it wasn’t their fault, but she couldn’t help it. As far as she was concerned at the moment, he was the only one who didn't hide anything from her.

"At first we wanted to protect you, cause I told you before, you are an amazing person and if anyone doesn't want you around that's their problem. Your dad must be crazy if he doesn't want you in his life," Lydia tried to stop crying so she would sound more coherent, but it was next to impossible. "But then... I forgot. I was so busy with work and proposals, and- I didn't even think of that."

"Lollipop, baby, calm down," her Nathan touched the rim of her glass, transforming her daiquiri into water. "Breathe."

“I’m sorry we forgot t’tell you, Winnie... but Lyds is right. He don’t deserve yeh,” Win's Nathan insisted, reaching out to touch her hesitantly, afraid she’d pull back from him. “Please don’t be mad...” he whispered.

She looked between him and Lyddie, their apologetic expressions tugging at her and she sighed, pressing her face to the other Nathan’s chest for a moment before nodding. “Alright, I forgive you...”

Lydia leaned against Win's Nathan. "I don't feel so good, can we go home maybe?" she nearly whispered, still feeling horrible that Win's family would do such a thing.

"But it's Halloween, it's your favorite," her Nathan traced the drawing of an eye on the back of her hand with his finger. The last thing he wanted was for the night she's been planning for them to go south. "Can't you do your self healin' thing?"

"It doesn't work with feelings, Nate..."

“Yeah, I kinda wanna go home too...” Win agreed.

"Let's go, my head is spinning," Lyddie took Win's Nathan's hand to get up. She really wanted their first Halloween in the city to be perfect, but at least it wasn't horrible up until that moment, and Winnie wasn't mad at them.

“Looks like you’re gunna hafta carry me home after all,” Win murmured, tugging at Lyddie’s Nathan’s shirt as she wavered.

"Don't worry, just hold on, if y'feel like pukin' just hum, okay?" he carried her down the street as they headed to the avenue.

"I wanna smash my head on a wall," Lydia cursed, hugging herself to protect from the cold. "And I'm never drinking again."

“I don’t think that’ll help, sweetheart,” Win’s Nathan pointed out gently, letting her use him as a cane to keep walking. “We’ll get yeh some water and aspirin when we get home. It’ll be alright.”

Lyddie's Nathan opened the door while still carrying Win. She had her face buried in the crook of his neck and had been quiet the entire time.

"There we go," he took her wig and jacket off, careful not to break any of Lydia's accessories. "Better?"

She nodded slightly, the movement a mistake and she made her way to the couch, curling up at the end.

"I feel like shit," Lyds kicked her shoes away and fell on the couch as well. "Kill me now," she was probably being a little dramatic, but it had been almost two years since she got drunk, and last time she kissed a married man... it's safe to say nothing good ever happened when she drank that much.

Win’s Nathan shared a worried frown with his clone as he pulled the wig from his head as well. “Can we get yeh anything?” he asked, shaking his curls out.

"Something comfortable to wear?" she looked down at herself, she didn't wanna take the risk of letting anything happen to the dress she had been working on for weeks. "I love you so much, Winnie," she whimpered as she got out of her clothes, carefully setting her wig, bracelet, and dagger aside. "I'm really sorry."

Win frowned for a moment before opening her arms to the other woman, pulling her in for a hug. Without a word, she let the tears she’s been holding back fall. “I know... it’s not your fault. I love you too,” she hiccuped.

"We're your family, you'll always have us, no matter what," Lyddie kissed her temple softly. "I know it's not picture perfect, but we love you more than anything."

"Hey, you two," her Nathan placed a huge bottle of water on the coffee table.

Win squeezed her fiancé back tighter before lifting her face to look over at him. “Oh, thank goodness. Thank you, babe.”

He leaned in, kissing the top of her head, then Lydia's before joining them, running his fingers through his curls, messing them up again.

"If you still wanna watch a movie we can do that, if you're not too tired..." Lyddie pressed her lips to Win's shoulder.

“I would like that, if you guys are up for it?” she asked as her Nathan returned with nightshirts for the pair of them.

“I’m down,” he said, copying his clone and kissing both girls lovingly.

"Yeah, me too," the other Nathan was actually not a fan of horror films, but he would do anything to make them happy.

"Good, it's not The House of Yes, but it's close enough..." Lydia looked through the DVDs under the TV. "The Conjuring or It?"

“I’ll watch anything. Boys?” Win asked, stripping out of her clothes before fitting herself onto the couch again.

“I’m gunna pick the one without th’clown,” her Nathan exclaimed.

"I second that, I hate this fuckin' clown..." Lyddie's Nathan shivered.

"Possession it is," Lydia chuckled, setting everything up before settling into his embrace. Maybe the night wasn't bad after all...

“Hey, Lyds,” Win murmured as she snuggled closer, letting her gaze take in the four of them all piled up together. “You said our little family isn’t picture perfect... but I think it is.”

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Girls P22 Queens Cookies

TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY X READER X BETH X HARRY RATING: FLIRTY + CUTE

"You girlies gonna be okay all alone?" Benny asks as he got his jacket on at the door

"We'll be fine, we're grown ups" I argued

"Maybe I should stay with them?" Harry encouraged

"No" Benny answered "I'm not thrilled about leaving them here because I know there gonna fucking sleep with each other, I leave you here the girls'll rip you apart," "Maybe I wanna be ripped apart"

"I know what you want harry" He smirked back

"we'll be fine you boys go, get us some nice presents from the store" Beth smiled

"Like?" Harry asked

"Wine!" I giggled

"If you girls are good" benny warned "No sex on my bed... Without me" He warned

"we won't" we giggled

"Good girls, we'll bring you something nice" benny winked

"see you soon girls" Harry smiled blowing us each a kiss before he scurried out the door with benny, and the moment the doors where shut

"You wanna have sex on benny's bed again?" I asked

"I fucking heard that y/n!" Benny yelled from the other side of the door as he locked it

"No, I'm still a little worn out. I'm getting passed around like a fuck toy between you three" she complained

"To be fair so am I,"

"I think I'll bake while there out give the boys something nice to come home to" she smiled

"That would be nice, yeah lets make out boys some nice cookies"

"Maybe we should get naked and cook in just little aprons"

"I think the boys would enjoy that" I smirked "and we would too" I smirked

"Come on then" she says so we got up and headed to the kitchen, we both got our clothes off leaving beth having only her bright hair, perfect make up, and a little blue apron, I smirked doing likewise but keeping my thigh highs on and a little black apron starting to make some cookies but as she handed me the bowel full of the cookie dough to stir while she sorted the oven I noticed as I stirred

"Beth?" "Yeah hun?"

"Is there... something in this?" I asked her

"Yeah, Weed" she says making me cough a little

"what?"

"Yeah, its fine" she shrugs

"You brought drugs with you? On a plane?"

"Yeah" she shrugs "Never been stopped before"

"Where did you get it?" I asked as we began sorting the cookies

"A know a guy in Kentucky, went to my Russian classes" she explained

"I see," I laughed "You're gonna feed it to the boys?"

"hell yeah"

"I'm in" I smirked "How do you pay?"

"I take drugs I let him fuck me in the ass?"

"Fair trade" I shrug "You should come up to napa and chill"

"I have heard you guys have good stuff"

"I should host a party?"

"A Party?"

"Yeah, get some good stuff in, some good wine, get everyone over, everyone can get nice and drunk, nice and stoned and then fuck each other"

"That does sound like a fun party" she shrugs "Like an orgy."

"Not like an orgy Beth. I have standards"

"Could Invite everyone have a big party"

"like? List me a guest list"

"well, You. It's your house. Me," "Got to have a second hot girl"

"Ohh thank you" she smiled giving me a kiss "Then benny"

"Got to have a good dick. who knows' what he's doing with it" "He does have such a good cock doesn't he?"

"He does, Just wish he'd stop walking around in that robe...damn thing makes me a swimming pool"

"I think he knows it does. He so has a thing for you"

"we all fuck beth"

"Yeah but... Benny like... likes you"

"No he doesn't we just very similar people, we both play chess, we both have a fuck it I do what I want mentality, and we both are horny as rabbits in mating season"

"You do, you're both way hornyier then me and harry"

"... I can't argue with that, who else?"

"Harry of course"

"Got to have a slow ride to balance out the action"

"He's so sweet"

"He is, together... they are good. they should make a prono together"

"Harry and benny?"

"Yes"

"I would buy it"

"Everyone would buy it those two are hot as shit"

"Okay, and we would have to have townes"

"... Ohh shit yeah, I would adore a benny, harry and townes fuck"

"Oooohh I hadn't even thought about it. I just wanted to fuck him But yes, god yes,"

"That would be porno worthy"

"It would, Chess federation would be mad though"

"so what? make royalties on that bad boy"

"true"

"Then... we would have to have Jolene over?"

"Ohh yeah, too many white people. Add some chocolate to the cookie" I winked

"Then if we are having Jolene we could always have clio,"

"Yeah, I wanna have that little French madam between me and benny"

".... damn."

"what?" "I'm in to watch"

"Ohh we have to have Matt and Mike in this"

"Totally, Maybe Benny's chess friends too?"

"Well if we have one set we might as well as them to"

"This is a big party"

"Be fun though"

"Anyone I'm missing?"

"Benny, Harry, you, me, matt, mike, towens, Jolene, Clio, the chess boys, Uhhh I don't think so?"

"Sound fun, I will get planning" I smirked as we finished off the cookies putting them on a nice plate

"Ohh my ..." Harry says as he came in with a few bags of the shopping "what is that smell? Smells like Beth's house?"

"ohh my fucking god" Benny sighed as he came into the flat "You two better not have had sex in here again!"

"we didn't have sex, we made you cookies" I smiled

"Cookies? ohh alright then" He shrugs as the two brought the shopping over to the kitchen "Do you put cinnamon in them or something? I can't work out what that smell is" He says taking a cookie "Eh they taste good so who cares" He shrugs

Harry instantly took like four from Beth and started nipping at them "Ummm these are delicious" He smiled "and you girls look beautiful" he smiled giving us each a kiss and beth a cuddle

"You do girls, you two should dress up like this everyday" Benny smiled giving me a cuddle too kissing my cheek "Those cookies really are good, and I am super fucking hungry" he says having another I happily took some getting my dress back as I was starting to feel the chill,

a while later darkness crept across new york the windows of benny's apartment dark, the few little lights flickering as they often did, the record player spinning slowly and quietly a little tune, harry laid with a pillow on his head, Beth sat on the leather chair playing with a chess piece in her hands, Benny sat leant against the wall to his bedroom sat with the window just above his head, I laid my head on his shoulder and nuzzled his arm the most sober of anyone as I had only had two cookies.

"Y/n?"

"Yes benny?"

"are my hands moving?"

"....No there not sweetie" I giggled as he was sat completetly still

"Oooohh.... I thought they where" He says "Are they moving now?"

"No"

".... Ooohh nooo" He says "I'M DEAD!" he yelped

"No no benny-" I tried to reassure him "I'm dead! no not again! Why do I keep dieing! I don't pick it on purpose everything I like they kill me! I don't wanna die again! I like being alive!" He whines "I don't wanna die anymore!" He cried

"Awww it's okay benny, you're not going to die anymore, it's okay" I smiled giving him a cuddle as he cried

"You've not died before benny it's okay" "I always die! I die in everything!"

"Benny how many cookies have you had?" "six"

"Ohh no" "this is literally like the first time I haven't died"

"I feel like... at some point... I was fat. and there was magic afoot" Harry says

"Yeah I was dead, and he was around the magic man" Benny explained

"I think... I killed someone" Beth mutters "Y/n? did I kill someone?"

"No beth you have not killed someone"

"But I remember it. there was a goat involved"

"Yeah! I remember that Beth, you had a goat and blood everywhere!" harry explained

"what- what are you guys talking about?" I asked

"Y/n?"

"Yes benny?"

"Now are my hands moving?"

"No there not sweetheart" I told him

".... oooohh... are my wings moving?"

"why- why do- you don't have wings benny"

"But I'm a dragon."

"Benny, your not a dragon, your a people" I told him

"No!" He whines "Dragon, I have big wings, and I'm blue and I give fire kisses" He smiled hugging me tightly and kissing all over me

"Benny- your not a dragon. harry help me out here!"

"No no he's a dragon. I saw it. he was a good dragon" harry explained

"I wanna be... a like 18th century lady... with huge boobs"

"I saw that, you looked good" Harry told her "good nightie... gave me a bonner"

"Okay, I think it's bed time" I sighed getting up picking benny up and throwing him on my shoulder

"wait! hold up! you can lift benny?" beth asked

"He's not heavy" I laughed "Mother fucker has a BMI of Two, Maybe. when soaking wet" I laughed bouncing him on my hip like a baby "He's not heavy"

".... I Love you y/n but I highly protest to being carted around like an infant"

"I wanna be carted around like an infant" harry says rising his hand

"Nooooo my y/n" Benny whines hugging me tightly nuzzling into my hair "My y/n"

"Okay you're going to bed before you eat any more cookies and really start being a problem" I sighed

"Maybe I two scoops was too much per cookie" Beth says

"Too much of what?" benny asks making me put him down before it clicked "Ohh my fucking god. Elizabeth harmon, you better not have smoked weed in my fucking house!"

"we didn't smoke it" Beth shrugs "we baked it into the cookies"

"Weed cookies?" harry asked curiously

"No, no, no You guys my land lord is going to kill me!" he complained "He explicitly said no drug taking. he mentioned it like sixteen times"

"that seems excessive" I laughed

"he has a lot of weird rules.... how many have I had?"

"six"

"So thats?" he asks

"Two scoops per cookie, so... benny has had Twelve scoops" she explained "How big where the scoops?" I asked her as she was the one who put them in

"about a cup" she shrugs

"I have consumed twelve cups of weed!" He yelped "... I'm gonna die" "You won't die I've done more then that" she says

"I've never done drugs before beth!"

"...how did it take you this long to realize you where high?" Harry asks

"I was seeing though dimensions"

"where you where a dragon for some reason"

"There was a dragon ,and it talked like me okay" he explained "so every time I've got hungry I have another cookie and the weed makes me more hungry so I have more cookies, I ate six weed cookies..."" "How many have you had harry?" I asked

"Nine" He answered

".... so eighteen scoops" I laughed

"Ooooohhhh... thats why I keep thinking one of you is giving me a blow job, but then ins't" "How many have you had beth?" I asked

".....five, but I have a higher tolerance" "I've had two, so I'm fine" I laughed "I think we should just sit, and wait it out" I explain as we all got cosy close to each other

"Hey? Beth?" Harry whispered "you wanna know a secret?"

"Yeah" she giggled

".... I masturbated to you. Not long after we met"

"You wanna know a secret?" she asks "I met up with the chess club I first plaid against when I was a kid... and I fucked each of them"

"ooohh" I giggled "you wanna know a secret?"

"Yeah" they all giggled

"I got called a dragon once"

"why?" Benny asks

"I liked to start fires, when I was little" I smiled

"why?" harry asks

"It was fun"

"Is that why you got a dragon tattooed on you?" Beth asks

"Ummm" I nodded "I wanted to take that word away from people who hurt me, made it my word. set all those fuckers on fire"

"why did you like fire?" harry asks

"Fire's cool. its warm, its pretty, destroys evidence. I don't know I like it" I smiled

"I didn't kn? ow you had a dragon tattoo" Benny says

"... how many times have we had sex? How many times have you seen me naked?

"... I wasn't aware I needed to keep track" "Damn we should! could get like reward cards every tenth sex gets a blow job or something" Beth giggled

"I like that, but not right now" I laughed

"How have you never noticed my tattoo benny?"

"I'm not usually paying attention to your arm and shoulder... of all the places when your naked it's not an area I tend to look at"

"why not?"

"Because boobs, and pussy! would would I be looking at arms?" he complained trying to eat another cookie but I stopped him,

"I need a nap" Beth says moving to lay on harry the two falling asleep almost instantly

"Do you have a secret benny?" I asked

"I do" He nods nuzzling on my shoulder "I love you"

"You've said benny" I smiled petting his hair

"No, I do... I really love you, I was a little disappointed when Beth turned up to. I kinda wanted us to be alone, so we could go on a nice date, play chess together, make love in my bed" He smirked between kisses up my neck "I love you sugar"

"Awww Benny, I love you too" I smiled giving him a cuddle "You won't remember a word of this tomorrow you get some rest okay, we'll talk about it soon"

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Lamia Drama: Side Session (2)

Like I said, this got suuuuuper long. Also, I have no idea if I can even live up to the potential chaos I’ve set up XD

All the species belong to @vex-bittys

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Nikolai had been rather thorough in his consideration for the troublemaker of the night. It sounded like the entire gimmick was to be around pygmy’s natural playfulness, so might as well play it up. Their games might have had some darker tones and general swearing, but they could tone it down for one night; a child would be best. But not too young. They needed to at least be old enough to comprehend that they were playing a game of make believe and hadn’t actually become a dragon or whatever silliness was going to happen.

So Piper was perfect. One of the older children, but still very much a child by both human and lamia standards. Really there were many candidates, Piper just caught his eye first, possibly because he was easy to pick out. He’d developed a mostly harmless condition where he had patches of scales on some of his bones, most notable on the forehead and back of his skull. It tended to itch a bit, but a little bit of extra hygiene and some topical creams fixed that right up. The little one wasn’t quite old enough to start looking for a home yet – socialization with other younglings was important for development after all – but he would be fine spending a few hours away from the others.

Piper was curled around Nikolai’s left forearm, little hands clinging to the fabric and tail coiled tight as he stubbornly hung upside down, giggling and chirping as the world went by. He was still small enough that falling wouldn’t actually hurt him even if he hit the floor.

Nikolai stopped in front of the door, looking down at Piper, “Remember how the game goes?”

Piper nodded, “I the boss!”

Keith had decided that Piper would be a sort of Co-DM. It was going to be an interesting session…

“Keith – the Chain – is also the boss. And remember, it’s all pretend, but pretend how you want.”

“I knoooowwsss! Not a hatchling!” Piper huffed, pouting and glaring at Nikolai.

Nikolai chuckled, “No, no you’re not.” He mentally added, but you’re not much older. “Tell me if it gets to be too much, okay?” He’d be keeping an eye out anyways – overstimulating a pygmy was harder than it might be with other breeds, but not impossible.

“It won’t!” Piper chirped. “Go in now!” He was pawing at the underside of Nikolai’s arm, wiggling restlessly.

“Alright, alright,” Nikolai said, opening the door to the break room. Everyone else had already taken their seats, snacks and drinks at the ready. It looked like someone had already set out a cup of Chai tea for him. “Why thank you,” he said has he settled into his spot, setting Piper down to wander the table.

Piper immediately went for Nikolai’s mug, curling around it and peaking inside. Before Nikolai could stop him, Piper stuck his tongue into it and hissed, darting away.

“BIT ME!” Piper cried, glaring at the offending mug from behind his hiding place… which was ironically Alex’s cup of tea – green and hibiscus instead of chai.

Nikolai sighed, reaching out to give Piper a few little pets, “It’s chai tea. I could’ve told you you might not like it. It’s spicy, bitter, and still hot.”

“Why?” Piper said.

“Um… because it has spices?” Nikolai said.

“Why drink?”

“Because I like it,” Nikolai said.

“No,” Piper said, crossing his arms. He was now holding Alex’s drink hostage instead, but had the good sense to not dunk his tongue in immediately. “Lady’s smarter. Smells good!”

“Aaaaw, thanks. That’d be the hibiscus. Gives it kinda a fruity flavor. Not sure if you’d want this either though. I don’t put sugar in it… And you might be a little young for caffeine at all, honestly?” Alex said. “Geez… and I though Trousle was small! You’re so little!”

“Mm hmm. I’m cute,” Piper said, rolling over to show the softer scales of his underbelly. Alex squeaked at the cuteness, gently stroking the softer tissue as Piper purred.

Oozy huffed and leaned over, gently headbutting Alex’s other hand. Alex chuckled and started petting him too… And then Trousle looked over, and Keith was trying to pretend he wasn’t, but Nikolai could see his tail trying to sneakily capture Alex in a snuggle.

“… I don’t have enough hands for all these lamia,” Alex said. “Who designed humans? I have some questions for them.”

“Me too! You need more hands! For more cuddles! But you’re very warm, I like it!” Trousle said, slithering over to lay beside her arm.

“You guys are so desperate,” Hux said with a deadpan expression. “It’s fu…” He looked over at Nikolai, who was giving him a death glare, hood fully spread and tail coiled, “…uuuuuuppernuttering embarrassing.”

Piper laughed and, as children do, immediately chirped, “Fuppernutter!”

“Fuppernutter,” Alex echoed.

“What is a fuppernutter?” Trousle said, head tilted in honest confusion.

Oozy said, “Is it related to peanut butter?”

“Maybe it’s cousins with flutters or shutters,” Keith said.

“Does it give nuts to fuppers?” Alex said.

“I think I’m having a stroke,” Hux said, looking desperately to Nikolai.

Nikolai smirked, leaning with his elbows against the table. “You brought this on yourself, now deal with it, you fuppernutter.”

Hux let out a loud grown. “Whyyyyy… Ugh. Aren’t we here to, like, game? Let’s do that. Please.”

Keith nodded, “Yeah, guess we are. Alright, let’s see the insanity! And remember, keep it clean.” He gestured to the kid. “Let’s start with… hmm… Nikolai?”

Nikolai straightened up and pulled out the character sheet, “A level 10 sorcerer who believes magic isn’t real. I’ve named him… Steve.”

“Steve?” Keith said, clearly trying to hold back a laugh. “Oh boy- heh… Why the heck is that funny? Oh my gosh.” He snickered into his hand as Nikolai rolled his eyes. It wasn’t that funny.

“Alright. So we’ve got Steve. Hux?”

“Eh… I figured I’d go rogue and go Rogue this time. Level 20 changeling thief!”

“Branching out a little, eh? Sounds like fun!” Keith said, apparently not caring about the lack of name or any background info.

Hux was going to steal absolutely everything from everyone, wasn’t he?

“Alright, Trousle?”

Trousle grinned and quickly sent something to Keith, notified by a little ring. Keith’s eyes scanned it, nodding along, then grew wider, then he started laughing, “Dude. I know it’s dungeons and dragons, but… Oh man. I love it.”

“What?” Hux said. “C’mon, tell us!”

Trousle had a proud grin as he typed, “I’m a level 14 half dragon, dragonborn weredragon monk taking path of the ascendant dragon.”

“That is so much dragon,” Alex said. “I think he wins. He’s the dragon in Dungeons and Dragons. It’s him. He’s all the dragons.”

“I don’t know if that’s legal, but I kind of hope it is,” Nikolai said.

“The monk subclass is in playtesting still, and weredragons are from 2e. So very much no, but it’s a one shot and I do not care.” Trousle had his little arms on his hips as the voice app finished speaking for him.

“Oh man. This is, oh boy,” Keith said.

Piper was looking at Trousle in awe, “You’re dragon?!”

Trousle shook his head, typing, “Not really. But my character is!”

Piper nodded. “I pretend dragon too! RAAAAWR!!!!” He slithered over to Trousle and play-tackled him, chirping and giggling as Trousle snaked around the table in a little game of chase.

While that was going on, Keith continued, “Alex? What about you?”

“I’ve been meaning to try cleric, but, well… Personal issues, I guess. But hey, tricksters are awesome, so I’mma trickster cleric! Sounds like some fun little bit of chaos chaos,” she said. “Maybe I should’ve gone higher level… I’m only level 10.”

“Nooooob,” Hux said, tail end twitching.

“Nooooooooom!!!” Piper said. He’d managed to capture Trousle, getting a sort of impromptu piggy back ride on the other lamia. Trousle seemed more confused than distressed about this occurrence.

“And… Oh boy. Do I even wanna know, Oozy?” Keith said.

Oozy got a shit-eating grin as he passed a paper forward. “Memelord.”

“A what?”

“Found it online.”

“… Oh thor have mercy…” Keith said.

“Level 20.”

“Why did I let you just make whatever.”

“Because it’s hilarious.”

“You’re never playing this again.”

“That’s fine.”

“You can pickpocket Anubis mid-combat.”

“Yeeeep,” Oozy said. “It’s great, ain’t it?

“You’re proficient in all the saving throws.”

“You should know better than to tell me to go nuts.”

“Whyyyyyy” Keith hissed, rubbing away an anatomically impossible headache.

“Because it’s hiss-terical.” Oozy laughed out loud, and Kieth was trying to hide it, but he was joining in.

“I’m never doing this again,” Keith said, blatantly lying as he did every single time he more or less told them to be as ridiculous as possible for a noncanon oneshot.

“Yeah you are,” Hux said. “’cause you looooove us or something. Ya dork.”

“Heh, could say the same about you.”

“Nope. My soul’s just ice.”

“Ice soul?” Piper said, looking up from the captive Trousle. “Doctor’s here! Tha’s bad! Gotta get you warmed! Get the fire!”

“No. No fire,” Nikolai said. “He’s just being himself.”

“Hmm… okay! We play now? I’m the highest! Level 40!” Piper chirped. “I win all the things! ‘Cause I’m the dragon! Or the dungeon!” He was lightly bouncing in place, hands outstretched.

“Heh, there’s not really a win to this game… It’s just about having fun and playing pretend,” Keith said. “C’mon, I’ll let you on my side of the screen.” He gently scooped up Piper and draped him around his neck.

“I have the tall!” Piper yelled. “FEAR ME!”

“Oh nooooo!”

“Alright here we go…”

Memelord is a joke class I found online.

I’m actually using Path of the Ascendant Dragon in a campaign! Or I’m planning to, haven’t started yet.

#Lamia Drama #Lamia Drama Side Session #Lamia #Lamia Bitties #Vex-Bitties #Hux #Oozy #Trousle #Piper #Nikolai #Keith #dnd #I cannot hope to live up to the potential chaos I have started #This may or may not be the end #Because there is nothing I can write to do this justice

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