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unlikelysaintdelele · 1 year

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I don't often read stories where sibling relationships are accurate. They either hate each other or would never even think to raise a hand against each other. I've punched my brother in the face and he's attempted to drown me, but we become a team the moment we have a common enemy. I would use my body as a shield to protect him in a life or death situation, but I know in my heart I would never be friends with or even tolerate him if we weren't related. Y'know? I wanna read more sibling relationships like that.

#both of these... assaults happened below the double digits #you could argue drowning is worse than punching #but I've also locked him out of our old apartment #and nearly broke his arm while sparring #and kicked him in the shins a lot #he's just attempted murder as an emotionally dysfunctional child #and almost shoved me into oncoming traffic #but that was an accident #...unless?#I'm kidding istg #on another note #I have five main characters #almost none of them have siblings #only the most human and modern one has a sibling #that bitch has an older sister #i only have a younger brother #i need to give some of my current mains siblings #OH SHIT WAIT I DO HAVE A MAIN WITH A BUNCH OF SIBLINGS #BUT ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD LMAO

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apollos-boyfriend · 7 months

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something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

#icarus speaks #thinking about orion’s belt!purp #i’ve made her so fucking autistic on complete accident 😭#just bc i project so much onto cpurp in general

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draconicshinx · 9 months

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

#my poasts #for tagging purposes #driving carefully won't save you from ever getting into an accident #but it WILL reduce your chances

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myclericalromance · 1 year

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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

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doctorsiren · 4 days

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More on that AU I scribbled where Bill’s parents were alive and were supportive of their son and his actions <3

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #bill cipher #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #stanford pines #weirdmageddon #gravity falls fanart #cipher family fun au #digital art #my art #procreate #bill gets his instability from his mama 😁😁😁#really love how bill looks in that first page idk he just turned out so nicely #the first drawing of this AU blew up on accident LMAO oopsie

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yet-another-clown · 2 months

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#funny #memes #dank memes #meirl #relatable #comedy #i know the season started a while ago #but im feeling it rn #to the person who invented allergies:#i pray that one day when you get sick someone makes you a really delicious chili stew #and you accidently get some chili on your fingers #and forget about it #and then rub your nose #jesterscourt

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minart-was-taken · 1 year

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So I have this headcanon about Larry...

#Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet #Pokemon Violet #Pokemon sv #Pokemon Larry #Pkmn #Comic #traffic accident #car crash #ask to tag #Isekai Larry

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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imliterallybeggingyou · 2 months

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Elephant in the room time! I’d like to give a summary for everyone here.

I think we have all been waiting for someone to dig up something about Tim Walz, and what they found is a DUI from 1995.

Tim Walz was still a teacher at the time. He was with his friends, watching college football. He chose to drive home, and was pulled over for going 96mph in a 55. He was charged and fined.

Directly afterwards, he tried to resign from his teaching job out of guilt for his actions. He felt terrible, he felt disappointed in himself, and thought he didn’t have the right to teach or be a coach because of it. The principal pushed back immediately, asking him to stay. The principal refused to let him resign.

11 years later he became a member of Congress. 30 years later, he still hasn’t touched alcohol.

His drink of choice is Diet Mountain Dew.

Trump supporters are seemingly oblivious to the hypocrisy of their criticism of Walz. It has been 30 years since Walz was charged with his only misdemeanor. In May of this year, Trump was convicted of 34 felonies.

#us politics #tim walz #donald trump #kamala harris #2024 presidential election #ranting in the tags #I work/have worked with so many people with duis #they dont ruin your life or define your character unless you are a repeat offender or cause a major accident #this entire situation is ridiculous. as someone who had an alcoholic family member and a cousin who is disabled from a drunk driver #his charge is incredibly light

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habken · 3 months

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barkudeku

#bnha #mha #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bkdk #dkbk #quirk accident #doodles #habs art #izuku’s an australian shepherd and katsuki’s a pomeranian!#my canine academia

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indigo6f00ff · 1 year

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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vespertilionis · 18 days

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Tim: “Hey, where’s that scar from? I don’t remember you ever being in any fights that would cause that type of injury.”

Dick: “It’s something I prefer not to talk about. My memory of it is blurred anyway, so I couldn’t tell you if I wanted to—“

Jason, who got into their coms channel a few seconds ago: “HE GOT NAILED IN THE FACE DURING PE!”

Dick: “…How about we focus back on the stakeout.”

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finneroo · 2 years

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

#once a violin maker...#quite pleased with this #it's my first attempt at hand poke #although i did accidently launch the needle at the banana at one point #like a dart into a dart board #probably a human would complain more about that than the banana did

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fordtato · 1 month

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I saw a post about how Bill "isn't ACTUALLY the villain" of Gravity Falls, given his ✨tragic backstory✨. Y'all know you can be sad and evil at the same time, right? You know Bill maybe feeling kinda bad for his actions does not make him the VICTIM of his own actions, right?

He gleefully drew little doodles of 12-year-olds in puddles of blood and you people are like "but his parents are dead." YEAH. HE KILLED THEM.

#gravity falls #stanford pines #the book of bill #the book of bill spoilers #BoB spoilers #Like maybe the “parents are dead” part is an accident (there are mixed interpretations there) but the rest of the stuff sure as hell wasn't

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grumfield · 1 month

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quote from the mom movie

#star wars #my art #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obikin #I hope it comes off that it’s getting progressively visually warmer intentionally and not an accident #sw.

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daftpatience · 2 months

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i wanted to reflect on me 2018 and me 2024 as well (@punkitt-is-here did this and i love the way she talks abt transness shes so cool)

#i had one with actual text where the lol was and saved over it by accident but its ok this is funnier #my art tag

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