#bat siblings

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 4)(a few mild nsfw so be warned, but again- dnd, so it was inevitable)

Dick:“Zantana is in the fucking shadow realm assembling her Yu-gi-o deck” Duke:"I'm going to look you in the eyes and be difficult, you are well within your right to refuse me" Tim:"It's Saprophysis- okay Zara I know you wanna spell it so it goes F..." Jason:"..." Jason:"You immediately fucked that up-" Tim:"Kon do you not trust me anymore"? Luthor:"Lie to him Kon" Kon:"Nah its just that your now really fucking hot-" Luthor:"Kon NO" Damian:“If he had drowned I would have been like- oh well" Tim to Ra: “May I ask? Oh no- I will ask- Whose terrarium do you crawl around in”? Babs:“She's more of an object” Dick:“Aren't we all” Jason:“..Objects to the system” Steph:“Maybe that's what's on my horizon… glue” Damian:“The Raven queen does not permit you to walk away-” Jason:"But what if I jump"? N/A Goon:“You will watch them make out” Steph:"Oh... oh nooo- anything but t h a t" Jason:“What does a shark cock look like- I'm curious”? Duke:“Does it like.. Roll up”? Steph:“I mean a shark vagina actually looks fairly normal, you look at it and go yeah that's a vagina” Damian:"I hate you all."

[pinkiemachine]

Yes. Yes I do need that today.

Perhaps the power went out for a little while at the Manor…

Perhaps it’s snowing real bad and they got stuck there for a while…

Perhaps Alfred’s making hot coco…

Who’s to say…

[leoleolovesdc]

Jason [after a rough patrol with Damian]: Huh, that was fun! Wanna go for a drink?

Damian: Akhi, I’m 16

Jason: Wait, seriously?

Jason: Damn, I was convinced you were 12

[dragonpyre]

Secret robin au

The deciding factor was where would Doordash deliver to at 1 am

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[msfcatlover]

(yeah, it’s reverse!robins)

Damian: “Richard. As you are getting older, there is something we need to discuss.”

Dick, age 15: “Uhhh, if this is The Talk, I already got it.”

Damian: “…It’s not, but that’s good to know.”

Damian: “No, you are rapidly approaching the age where most of us graduated from our childhood mantles and set out to forge our own independent identities. No one will take your current mantle away, of course, but it is likely people will expect you to be brainstorming where you want to go next in your life. If you have any plans, costume ideas, or names in mind. That sort of thing.”

Damian: “Any of us would be happy to help you workshop future identities if you would like to. I just need you to promise me one thing.”

Dick, leaning forwards in his chair: “What is it?”

Damian, with a haunted look in his eyes: “If Timothy says he has name suggestions, light them on fire and run.”

[cloud-hymn]

Thinking about Tim taking really beautiful pictures of Gotham and then giving them to Damian for references to practice painting landscapes. Thinking about Tim knocking on Damian’s door at 4 am to show him a new painting he found that he thinks Damian would like. Thinking of Damian going on patrol and noticing that this random building he’s camping out on has a really gorgeous view and jotting it down somewhere so he can tell Tim about it later. Thinking about Tim and Damian dressing up really nice and then sneaking out of the manor when no one is looking and going out to art galleries. Thinking about Tim being so proud of his little brother’s art that he nominates it for an art show and then brags endlessly to anyone who’ll listen when he gets chosen. Thinking about Tim and Damian having each others art framed in their rooms (+in Tim’s office at WE). Thinking about Tim and Damian going on little outings where Damian can set up shop and paint and Tim can walk around and take pictures. Thinking about Tim and Damian bonding and being allowed to develop an actual positive relationship with each other.

[cowillin]

DUKE IS ALSO A WAYNE! DONT FORGET HIM! PLEASE!!! No but fr pls, when people post about the batsiblings or bothers, why not include Duke? He's awsome! Anyway, not the best but I still wanted to post it.

[loudmusicdevotee]

Jason holds on to this joke with a steel grip.

It gets so bad that whenever Dick walks into a room Jason just silently puts a walking cane on the table. Dick bursts into tears every-time.

[98youngjustice]

batman & robin eternal #3

[jupiterfallz]

More Batsibling shenanigans part def?

Commissioner Gordon: *turns on the bat signal*

Tim, looking up from where he’s hacking: The phone… the phone is ringing-

Jason, rolling out from under the batmobile : The phone..! We’ll be right there…!

Dick, flipping off of the uneven bars he was using: There’s an animal in trouble-

Duke, looking up from where he’s doing homework: There’s an animal in trouble!

Damian, begrudgingly but secretly enjoying it: …There’s an animal in trouble somewhere…

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 6)

Damian:"According to Jon- I have a good soul, but I do bad things and I really need to stop that"

Bart:“Do you have any… cheese”? Tim:“You just want a wheel of cheese”? Bart:“No a plate- i'm civilized” Cassie:"Thats debatable..." Kon:"Just get the man his cheese"!!

Duke:“I got hit by a car, physically with my body”

Jason:“You gotta start conditioning yourself with day drinking” Roy:“Alcoholism IS the answer” Steph:“They are dicks and think they are better than me which makes them horrible people” Damian:“If he says that again ill kill him-” Tim:“He's not joking, he has a history of trying to kill his siblings” Damian:“And I don't plan to stop”

Jason, yelling into GPS: "Locate punk ass bitch"

Dick:“Sure I was tipsy, but there was a girl doing cocaine in the bathroom- Bruce:"..." Dick"SO- I think me dropping a wine glass is the least of their problems”

Babs:"It took multiple people to explain to these boys… they aren't even men"

[pinkiemachine]

Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!

[howtheworldcouldb]

The Damian and Duke Youngest in the family dynamic is criminally underused. They’re only four years apart. Let them set something on fire.

[dragonpyre]

When you bring a new puppy home and your dog is like "wtf is this?"

(Since Bruce is a fostor parent, it would be totally possible for him to take in a lil baby Jason when Dick was like 11 or something.)

Commission info ko-fi

+ bonus

[msfcatlover]

People acting like Steph, Duke, and/or Jason can't cook or would ever be food snobs, like they don't all have food insecurity-based trauma.

Do they like good food? Absolutely! Would they take good food over over-processed junk with zero (0) nutritional value that may or may not be capable of rotting? Depends on how nostalgic they're feeling. Can they throw together a halfway filling meal that won't make you sick from whatever they find at the back of the pantry, and know exactly how long after the "expiration date" it takes for something to actually be dangerous to eat? Yep. Are there foods they fell back on often enough as kids that eating them now is actually triggering a lot of the time? Probably. Would they ever turn their noses up at a meal that was technically edible and 100% free if it was offered, no matter how nasty that meal might be? Unless they have reason to suspect they're literally being poisoned, NO.

(I mean Dick too, probably, but I don't know enough about modern day circus lifestyles to say for sure. Communal living could've sheltered him from that to a degree, a nomadic lifestyle would affect what foods were even available at any point in time, and he was taken in by Bruce much, much younger than the others.)

Cass can't cook, but she'll never turn her nose up at food; she also has the trauma, she's just extra weird about it. She not only eats her sandwich ingredients separately, she disassembles her sandwiches to do so. Nothing wrong with a good soup, but like... 90% of the time, it's so not worth the effort? And the remaining 10% she can steal from other people's fridges. (source: autism projection)

Tim's 100% a food snob, but like the weird kind where the things they turn their noses up at seems completely arbitrary. He will eat the slimiest, greasiest burger from the cheapest diner in town without blinking, munch whole skewers of insects as a casual snack, and wolf down enough calamari to make even the most devoted seafood lover feel a little ill, then turn around and tell you your bagel is shit because you used the wrong kind of cream cheese and "You can't seriously expect anyone to eat this!"

[cloud-hymn]

fics tagged as “Bruce Wayne is a bad parent” are an immediate no for me like damn don’t I get enough of that shit in canon