Some Actually Good country songs to cure you of your hatred
Ol' Red by Blake Shelton
Mama's Broken Heart by Miranda Lambert
Christmas Cookies by George Strait (technically a Christmas song but oh well)
Fancy by Reba McEntire
Blown Away by Carrie Underwood
Two Black Cadillacs by Carrie Underwood (if you like no body, no crime by Taylor Swift, these Carrie Underwood songs are for you!)
Church Bells by Carrie Underwood
Somethin' Bad by Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood
Die From A Broken Heart by Maddie and Tae (it's not what the title sounds like)
Heart Like Mine by Miranda Lambert
Notice by Thomas Rhett
Keep Up by Raelynn
Simple by Florida Georgia Line
Remember You Young by Thomas Rhett
Big Iron by Marty Robbins
The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie by Colter Wall
Mama Werewolf by Brandi Carlile
My Boy by Elvie Shane
Girl In A Country Song by Maddie and Tae
Shut Up and Fish by Maddie and Tae
Marry Me by Thomas Rhett
Tonight Looks Good On You by Jason Aldean
Big Green Tractor by Jason Aldean (that one's actually really cute even though it's pretty corny loll)
^same with Dirt On My Boots by Jon Pardi
The House That Built Me by Miranda Lambert
Tuxedo by Clare Dunn
Broken Horses by Brandi Carlile
The Snake by Eric Church
WildHorse by Raelynn
Sierra by Maddie and Tae
Good Directions by Billy Currington
People Are Crazy by Billy Currington
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Uhhh Elias stuff, twisted from no one, he's just a guy !! Since I draw my twst ocs once every century each I'll link his introduction here
Basically an ignihyde student w/ a prosthetic arm (upgraded by idia) and a nature based unique magic + something something "I'm the better hunter here !!" (he is miserably failing at it)
Trying to step out of my comfort zone in art context wise and mere text makes my whole being cringe and retract on itself like grafield's face after unsweetened lemonade... So I left it in French, ough
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OP is a mysterious one. I can't speak to that. Hair color or style to match the rooms we're in? Yeah. Chester died of canine appendicitis. Everyone pays between 20 and 30% of their income on groceries and cleaning supplies etc. for the house. T Q and D are vegan. None of us eat meat or smoke weed at home. M and W2 can't stand the smell of weed. And no, you don't have to be a certain size to join, it just makes clothes easier. Our families aren't worried, why do you ask?
Okay that covers most of what I asked. Pasting the mod of @am-i-the-asshole-official ‘s questions below:
and my additional questions, why does OP hate C so much if they are contributing in line with those expectations? and how effective is 20-30% of income when 80% of the household has no income at all? and isn’t all that hair dye/cutting and styling materials hard on the environment and rather wasteful for an anti capitalist household?
and YEAH what do the parents who own the house think of all this??
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Thinking about... low stake Fenton Family headcanons. Those kind of things that have no wider world-context when it comes to fic ideas but really speak to their family dynamic.
Like, one of my favourites is that Danny doesn't avoid swearing because it's a kid's show from 2004; he avoids swearing because when he and Jazz were little, Maddie and Jack caught them repeating what what they'd heard from the lab. So they promised their children that if they could make it the next decade or so, until they got their drivers licenses, without swearing in front of them, Maddie and Jack would buy Jazz and Danny each their own car! They assumed the kids would forget before they had to follow through, but Jazz did not. And once she was sixteen, she traded the inability to swear for a car.
Danny can fly. He doesn't technically need to get his driver's license. But by this point he's committed, and won't swear at all - he doesn't want to risk slipping up in front of his parents, and losing his chance at a car!
Another one I really love is that up until he was about ten, Danny spent most of his time at the public pool. Maddie had him and Jazz in baby swim lessons, but Danny loved the water, so she kept him in it. And Danny was an amazing swimmer - he was incredibly fast and by the time he was seven, could dive well enough that there was barely a splash when he hit the water. Danny thrived in the water, and with some guidance, absolutely could have become an olympic level swimmer.
Unfortunately, when he was 10 or so, he mentioned to his parents that the chlorine in the pool hurt his eyes so Jack tried to replace the pool filter with an ecto-based one, which went very badly. And the family was banned from the public pool. They set up a blow-up pool in the backyard for Danny during the summer, but it wasn't the same.
Fortunately, he turned 14 and gained the ability to fly, so he doesn't miss it too much anymore, but Jack does still feel bad.
And of course, the last quality one - none of the Fenton family can cook. Maddie and Jack can bake extremely well, but baking and cooking are different. They like the experiment too much with their cooking, and even without ectoplasm, it usually leaves their food inedible. Jazz can make simple things, like macaroni, but whenever she's tried something more complicated it hasn't gone to plan. She's too much of a perfectionist to risk that.
Danny, meanwhile, has burned soup before and will burn it again. But he's still eaten it. Sam and Tucker have joked about how Danny's tastebuds must've died in the portal too, because there's no way a normal person would eat the kind of things he does, but he's always been like that! He's far too ready to eat almost anything.
It was particularly stressful for his family when Danny was a baby, because it seemed like for the first four years of his life, his sole goal was to eat every single battery he could find.
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