#but then oops!! gay shit

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 571

Y/N: “So how did Agatha break away from the mental cage of Agnes that you trapped her in?

Wanda: “She annoyed me”

Y/N: ????

Agatha: “I just got in that pretty little head of hers, and using the last of my magical traces to appear in mental non-corporal forms - voices and such - and kept bugging her and manipulated her until she freed me from that suburbanite hellscape!”

Wanda: “Bugged?? More like begged”

Agatha: “Powerful witches don’t beg”

Wanda: “I believe your exact words were: “Please come get me - I’ll die if I have to go to another neighborhood association meeting. That bitch Dottie made me eat her chalky brownies and told me my azaleas were looking wilted”…also that Señor scratchy attacked the mailman and you needed help securing him back in familiar form.”

Y/N: “So you freed Agatha because she was being bullied?”

Wanda: “Yes…and also because I owed it to the city of Westview to take care of the carnivorous bunny demon that bit everyone on the cul-de-sac.”

[icy-gendango]

Sleep Talker

[dennisboobs]

live charlie reaction

[anonymocha]

are you gonna be there with me?

taco bell commercial song got me dyking

[gagsolineoilrefinery]

My friend helped me work out some toontown blender stuff so of course I used it to make derricksaw bossbot yaoi real

[samarecharm]

it happens alot

OG link (ha) and image under the cut

lol

[slidingtroughf1]

What's always iconic about videos with Oscar and Lando together is that 81 looks at 4 with the biggest heart eyes I've ever seen & 4 always looks back and bites his lips like he's chewing a fucking meal.

Anyways, slay.

[winter-literature]

Head-Canon: That moment when you realize you’ve awakened someone’s sexual identity 😂 🏳️‍🌈

The comments on this post include winners such as:

Actually had a situation like this happen. Girl wanted to see me and a friend do gay stuff and she’d let us both do stuff with her. We ended up just liking the gay stuff tho and just stopped inviting her to hang out.

(Comment to above) She girlbossed too close to the sun.

So. I love this. There are so many possible ideas from this. *Ok Fire*

Death Note: Misa using the fact that L said he had feelings for her to try and make Light both jealous/work for it. They obviously find that *oh wow* gay stuff is… kinda fun? 🤣

Death Note: AU where Misa is dating a fancy politician (Light) and their marriage is starting to sour. She tries to use the affection of a messy black haired man (L) to make Light jealous, but it seems the interest wasn’t quite what she thought it was before. Light comes home early and Misa tries to play it off as if they’d been caught in the thick of it. ‘Prove your devotion to me by proving you would do anything. Kiss this handsome dishevelled man!’

Miraculous Ladybug: Marinette can’t decide which man she likes most. She decides to try and use spin the bottle to help her determine her feelings. Instead, Luka and Adrien find their own feelings.

I feel like there’s some good shared trauma/bullying opportunities here too, but that got too dark too quickly 😅

I sincerely hope this post helped someone’s writers block, because we all know I’m f***ed right now 😂😭😭

[am-i-a-boy-or-a-crybaby]

adam

Stuff my throat with apples

Coat my ribs in fire

Hit my face with cold metal

Make my body one I wish to stay in

Make my voice one that I can bear

Match my brain and soul

Catch my physique up to my heart

-grayson h

[domesticated-whores]

maybe I'm just a silly little twink whore (I totally already knew that actually) because I not only kin Angel Dust, but also Fizzarolli

[embracedfire]

GAY PEOPLE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!

[c-e-i-s]

I’m high LOL

[autistictojisuzuharafan11]

I forgot to add this from yesterday

[whiskeyswifty]

i still think it's incredibly funny that taylor swift made a whole song called "lavender haze" waxing poetic about breaking 50's gender norms and being "damned" if she cares what people say when the word, and color, are so deeply associated with not only the lgbt community's oppression and fight for equality in the 20th century, (the lavender scare in the 80s, having a "lavender" streak, etc) but eventually became synonymous with lesbians and wlw specifically, to the point where "lavender menace" was the name coined for the lesbian/wlw inclusion political group, a phrase that is so prolific in lgbt spaces even wearing a lavender menace shirt is shorthand for "i'm a lesbian." only for her to get on the horn and say "it's a phrase from Mad Men about being in love 😌" like...... mad men?? MAD MEN??? i totally understand how lavender might mean absolutely nothing to non-lgbt people, lgbt history has gone mostly unrecorded yeah yeah, but..... i've rewatched mad men THREE TIMES in my life at this point and when she said that i could not for the life of me remember that phrase. which was used ONCE in season ONE. and i just find it so funny she was like "that sounds nice. i'll write a song using that. people will get the mad men reference, right?" while it like.... just so happened to be the single color most synonymous with gay activity going back to fucking sappho ladkfjkdsfjdsk cool cool sure yeah a line from fucking Mad Men sure why not!!

[virmillion]

hi literally no one asked but apparently the hose water worked because for No Fuckin Reason i've unearthed a story idea from three years ago and applied it to my current blorbos, then overanalyzed One Single Song Lyric for way too long about it

[citriarchive]

Interrupting my own scrolling to realize how fucking grrrrrawrawrawr it is for absolute beloved asshole doctor nithral baines to have two names—a first and a last (HELL IT'S THREE BECAUSE HE'S NICKNAMED THE SCALPEL BY BARDS)—he didn't choose, only to be given the choice to take a (last) name that has become partially his by way of him choosing it the same way he chose to love the man who gave it to him. i CANNOT believe i only found a way to put my feelings about that interaction into words just now.

the fucking feeling of "i'll offer to let you share my surname if you'd make it more comfortable, but you don't have to" and him choosing to. him getting to choose his name. him choosing to share a name with someone he fucking loves fucking what

this is not even my character even though my character is involved and i am just absolutely fucking bananas fosters bonkers about this shit right now oh my fucking god