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leeayzonn · 3 months
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EVERYDAY IM REMINDED THAT CAPITALISM IS ALWAYS THE ROOT PROBLEM!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!
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krockat · 8 months
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i've been wanting to commission someone to make a pfp for here, that uses the hat in my current one
cause rn it's fkn boring and beige and not very visually intrestin - and u can't even read the fkn text that makes it worth! (it's a pic of a yellow beige cap (the hat) w the text "ask me about my lobotomy" on it)
idea's to like make it pretty and faggy and me, and Also makes the text any at all readable lol.
but commissioning is hard! you gotta have like a fkn good proposal and have references, and know what you want and able to word that shit - and most often i just struggle w that.
but this time i have a concept (more than what i wrote) but like,,, i don't wanna be roughin it on an artist. i want to be a GOOD commissioner and until i got d girl't balls to do that i am gonna pass.
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in1-nutshell · 4 months
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Human Buddy Spidey with Ratchet and Misfire
SFW, Platonic, Human reader
MTMTE
Ratchet
He has a love-hate relationship with Buddy’s powers.
Ratchet has seen plenty of humans in his time on Earth, but nothing compares to Buddy’s powers. He gets used to the web fluids rather quickly. It’s just another part of Buddy’s confusing anatomy that he has to remember that it exists.
“Buddy! What did I say about webbing things in the med bay?”--Ratchet
“Not to do it.”--Buddy
“And what did you do?”--Ratchet
“I webbed in the med bay. But in my defense I was left unsupervised.”--Buddy
“Hmm… and what do you have to say about this?”--Ratchet
“I was also left unsupervised?”--Drift
Ratchet doesn’t mind Buddy swinging from place to place. Saves everyone having to watch their step in the halls. But he has to have a talk to Buddy about the sudden drops and trick they like to do in the air. Too many mechs are coming to him and Rung about this.
“Buddy, you need to keep the stunts down for a bit.”
“Aww, c’mon Ratchet I’m watching where I’m going and I have my Spidey sense and reaction time to tell if there’s danger around.”--Buddy
“First of all, don’t rely on that ‘Spidey sense’ all the time, use your eyes. Second, this is the fourth time this week that Tailgate’s gone to the med bay after seeing your little stunts.”--Ratchet
The first time Buddy showed him their webs, they had webbed a wrench 3 times their size and handed it him like it weighed nothing that was also how he found out about their strength.
Buddy casually holds a wrench 3 times their size.
Concern and curious doctor noises.
He does ask Buddy for regular check ups since their anatomy is still very much new to him. Give him a while longer and the check-ups will become less mandatory.
Ratchet likes the Spidey sense they have.
It has saved him multiple times than what he’d like to say out loud.
Please don’t tell Drift.
Misfire
Misfire loves Buddy and their weird little ways!
He loves seeing Buddy swing around the WAP. Constantly egging them to do more complicated stunts and tricks. At first he found the web fluid gross, all for a couple of seconds. The first time he saw Buddy swinging he thought it was so cool and funny.
“Ready?”--Misfire
“Ready!”--Buddy
“Misfire did you drink my—”--Krok
Buddy landing on Krok’s face.
“Aww! Krok you messed up Buddy’s flip!”--Misfire
“I think I broke something…”--Buddy
Misfire has thrown Buddy at Fulcrum.
Fulcrum hates it. He reacts to Buddy the same way a cat reacts to cucumbers, even after getting used to Buddy on the ship, old habits die hard.
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“Hey Fulcrum! Catch!”--Misfire
Shrieks in bomb
Krok and Spinister have to ban him from throwing Buddy after The Web Ball Incident.
We don’t talk about that one…
Misfire found out about Buddy’s strength the hard way.
The Wap had crash landed on a deserted planet.
Everything had been moved.
“Everyone okay?”--Krok
“Urgh…”--Crankcase
“Still here.”--Spinister
“Same with me, Grimsy, and Bud—wait where’s Buddy?”--Misfire
Grimlock getting lift a bit from the ground.
“Grimlock sorry in advance!”--Buddy
Buddy tossing Grimlock aside.
“I’m here!”--Buddy
“…”—all the Scavengers
“I didn’t know organics were that strong…”--Spinister
“Nah, that’s just how I am.”--Buddy
Misfire tried arm wrestling Buddy, but Krok has banned that after Misfire accidentally launched Buddy into the wall again.
And they just finished fixing that wall too…
He tries to train Buddy’s Spidey sense to sense when Krok was coming. So far, no luck, the training continues!
He loves lightly pressing on Buddy’s hands to see their claws show up like a cat.
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so, I read the whole "House Tour (not the house we wanted, but the house we have)", and I loved it so much, and I asked a question after reading it because of the ending, so what was everyone's reaction of toys eating pizza for the first time?
Your First Ever Pizza Night
Synopsis: Angel has to teach the toys how to eat pizza. It's confusing.
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James' eyes were so wide you thought they would pop out of his head. You nervously smiled at him, feeling the eyes of the toys staring at you from inside the house. "Thank you for your work", you tell him, money in hand. "I, uhm, am sorry for how Catnap tried to scare you away".
"I-it's okay!", he shakes his head. "No big deal, don't worry, Angel".
You eye the group from behind. Catnap tilts his head, still not very trusting of the stranger. You figured that would be the tenth human he talks to in more than a decade. "Take care, okay?"
"You too", he takes the money, counts, and then sighs. You also sigh, giving him a pat in the back. "Man, you really scared everyone out there. I thought you had... You know".
"I've been clean for years. I wouldn't do that", you reassure him. "And now I have those guys to look out for".
Your friend chuckles. "Feeling the weight of parenting on your shoulders already?"
"Urgh, don't even let me start talking about it", you smile. "Okay, I'll head inside now. I don't think half of them know what pizza is".
You tell James your goodbyes, watching him leave. You feel guilty for having him deliver so many pizzas to you, but it is what it is, the kids (your kids) must be hungry. You prepare yourself mentally before entering the house, closing the front door:
"So! Who's hungry?"
Dogday adjusts himself in the sofa as most of the mini toys yell "me!", rushing towards you, including the mini huggy that was using him as an oversized pillow. You laugh as they swarm you, and you pick up Driver and Bunzo on your arms. The little green huggy stims her hands, while Bunzo climbs on your shoulders: "Show us what that pizza thing is! Show us!"
"Bunzo, you're going to fall if you keep like this", Long Legs warns him, stretching all the way from the other corner of the living room to shoosh the crowd away. One catbee blows a raspberry at her, annoyed. "Get away from them! They're going to fall if you guys keep on like this!", the same catbee from before repeats the gesture, but now a candy cat and a bron imitate her gesture. "Angel!"
"You heard her", your warn the little ones. "C'mon, guys".
They coo away, and you watch Catnap proudly looking after the mini critters, most of whom didn't swarm you. He really is their big brother, uh...?
"Okay, guys. Are you ready?"
Driver stims again as you enter the kitchen, piles of pizza boxes distributed in the counters. Delight is counting them, muttering numbers under her breath, and stops when she notices you: "We have 26 boxes for 80 of us! They may last up to a week if we are careful".
"... What?", you chuckle. "Delight, no. The Prototype gave me enough money to feed everyone for years to come, we don't need to ration our food. You can eat as much as you want to".
You grab the first box you find. Bunzo tries to climb your head to take a look, and you laugh. "Eat as much as we want to? I'm going to explode, then!"
You bring the box to the living room, knowing well the kids are waiting for you to take the first slice. You show the box to Dogday, currently incapable of leaving the sofa thanks to his surgery stitches still being fresh. He deserves to see the first slice, you figured.
"You seeing this, pup?"
"With my two eyes!", Dogday nods. Catnap has approached you, and, with a smile, you open the box: "Behold: Pizza!"
"OOOO!", Bunzo yells. Huggy, who was following you around like a shadow, claps his hands, surprised. Kissy is still holding Poppy, who copies Huggy's clapping.
"It's been so long since I saw a real pizza!", the doll smiles. "And it smells even better!"
"This one is pepperoni pizza. There's 8 slices in every box - you guys should all take one. Eat as much as you want to!"
You take a piece, offering it to Bunzo, who grabs from your hand and shoves it on his mouth. You try your best not to accidentally drop him or Driver thanks to your chukling as he tries to deal with the cheese hanging out from his mouth. "Is elishious! Wha is disss?"
"You're going to get food on Angel's hair", Long Legs politely lifts Bunzo up from your head, using her arm to hold him. "And that's called... Cheese".
"Elishious!", he jumps.
"Please try not to choke!", you offer the next slice to Dogday. The big puppy's eyes go wide, and he shakes his head.
"Give it to the others, Angel..."
"There's enough for everyone, dummy, now eat" you take another slice, giving it to Long Legs, who stared at Bunzo in horror as he was still trying to deal with the cheese. "Theeere you go".
The pink spider stares at her slice with a strange look. She eyes Bunzo, then Dogday, who was holding his own as if it were a delicate piece of ceramic, then opens her mouth, then closes it.
"You eat pizza like this, Long Legs", you grab a slice of your own, biting it and using your teeth and fingers to free yourself from the cheese. Still chewing, you add: "Use your hands to deal with the cheese, everyone, you guys don't want to put too much into your mouths or you'll end up choking on your own food!"
You offered the next slice to Kissy, who stared at it with sparkling eyes before taking her first bite. Huggy bites his in one go, and Driver takes the last one before Delight appears, giving you a new box, still of pepperoni.
"Thank you", you give her a nod. "C'mon, take a slice! You too, Driver".
The mini wuggy jumps from your shoulder, and Delight gives a slice to her first before taking one herself. She blinks many time. "Ooh... This is very... Interesting...?"
She gives it another bite.
"Lots of different tastes... And it's so warm and soft!"
You sigh, noticing Dogday had given his slice to a catbee. "Pizzas aren't exactly soft, but I guess they look like it, considering what you guys had to eat..."
You offer a slice to Catnap.
The feline lowers his head. "Savior, please feed the others first...", he asks. "They're hungrier than me".
"You and Dogday have a lot to learn, uh?", you shake your head. "Okay, kiddos, you heard your boss. There!", you put the box in the ground, watching as the critters stare at you, hesitant. "One slice for each, don't fight each other for more, we have a lot of boxes. Speaking of which, can someone grab the other box... Oh!"
Delight chuckles, one box in each hand. She's polite in the way she gives it to everyone, despite all her isolation. Huggy, on the other hand, is less careful thanks to his lack of proper coordination, but he manages to feed all the mini huggies with some help from Kissy.
Dogday only eats after he's sure every single other toy is doing so. By that point, you're sitting on the sofa, Poppy using a plate, knife and fork to each her own slice of pizza. Catnap merely stares.
"Oh... Ooooh!", the orange dog mutters. His tail is wagging. "A-Angel, this is incredible!"
"Nah, it's just pizza. You're going to have fancier food as soon as I get more groceries".
"Fancier food? Are... Are you sure?"
"The doctors are going to kill me if I don't give you all the nutritients", Dogday stares. "Not literally! It's just a joke!"
"Ah", he sighs, forcing himself to laugh. "Even fancier food, uh...?"
"More!", Bunzo yells, jumping up and down. "I ate two slices already, but I crave more! I think I'll explode!"
"Please don't explode", you mutter. "It hurts".
The bunny mischievously laughs, running towards the kitchen. You eye Catnap, who eyes you back with a head tilt.
"Aren't you going to eat?"
"I... Ate yesterday, savior".
You hear a growl coming from his stomach. "Your 'savior' wants you to eat. Go on, you gotta get those calories. No one should starve".
For the first time since the confrontation agains the Prototype, Catnap lowers his ears and fidgets, nervously looking away from you. Around him, the small critters all eat their own slices, some trying to comfort him with a headbonk or by cuddling next to him.
"Catnap", Dogday calls. "You need to set up a good example for... Them", he points to the critters. "They aren't going to eat more if they see you aren't doing so".
"You know well how our rules work, Dogday. They eat first. Me, second".
"And now you are outside PlayCo. and playing by my own rules, kitty", you bite another slice of pizza, before offering the box to Catnap. "Go on, even Dogday and Long Legs are doing so".
"..."
Catnap's stomach once again growls. Using his hand, he takes a single slice out of the remaining three, eating it in one bite. You patiently wait for his reaction.
His eyes become brighter. His tail curls and moves left and right, and his ears go up as well. He stares at you, asking for permission, and you nod. He eats his second one almost immediately, now using both of his hands so he can take more bites and savor the taste more.
You chuckle, grabbing another box next to you and opening it for him and Dogday to share. The two bigger critters have the same sparkle in their eyes, and both go to their next slice almost at the same time.
This... Feels nice. All of this "family" stuff. Seeing them light up and talk about how this ordinary pizza is the best thing in the entire world, how they are eating so much when only at their second slice. It feels nice. They really are acting like normal kids would.
Maybe we can indeed become the parent they need...?
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thebottomfromhell · 5 months
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I was doing the role reversal request and this popped into my head...how about some sex with the human Higher Moons being dominated by their demonic partners? Brutal and rough sex to the point where they pass out because their s/o just don't seem to understand that humans have a limit to endurance, multiple orgasms in a row and being treated like sex dolls that leave them drooling and crying while being fucked in the most diverse positions.
I know I delayed this one on purpose, I try to not send too many things requested, that's on me. I try to get the mosts requests I can the fastest as possible, and I write more than one at the same time most of the time, so I find it the most productive, even if that doesn't make sense since I will be getting everything out anyway but still.
I liked this promt, to see the Uppermoons as a broken mess while the demon partner is fucking still going on and on and on with unlimited endurance and stamina 😳😩😫. Overstimulating is a chef kiss kink, change my mind (you can't).
The other post should give a bit more of context of how I view the characters in Role Reversal AU. Here is the link, it's also on the masterlist. I hope you like this.
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Role Reversal Uppermoons being railed to Oblivión by Male Demon Reader
Warnings: Sexual content, Dub-con/non-con (starts always as consented, but reader genuinely doesn't know when to stop), Implied past rape (nothing to do with reader), Implied prostutution, Implied underage sex, Marathon sex, Praise kink, Blood kink, Body worship, Overstimulation, Somnophilia (in some reader continues even after character passed out), Rough sex, S&M, Oral sex, Mentioned switching, Belly inflation and Pecattiphilia.
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Gyutaro:
You are not his first. He comes from a prostitution district, how would you be his first? It's his first time with someone who actually cares, though. It was... not ideal, to say at least, so he never had no expectations in what you wanted. He figured it would be for the best to just let you take whatever you want. Specially since... he did want it, you... but all his previous experiences did not help to what he wanted to have with you. You, who cares about him and his sister and would not want to hurt him, so besides trusting himself to you, he didn't know what to do. Viewing it back, maybe he should have settled some boundaries first instead of waiting to the last minutes to stop something he was no longer able to.
"Neah-ne-NEH S-s- URGH!" He can barely speak anymore, the idea of saying something you could understand is definetely out of the window. Completely out of the window. Gyutaro can't breath, feeling every thrust into his gueverytime yo slide in, making it hard to properly inhale without choking in his own saliva, as he can't swallow. At first he could handle it, you were not worse to him than other... "lovers", you made sure he was feeling good from the start. He is still lost on the initial kises as you exposed his skin, skin that smelled deadly, toxic, like wysteria, to the point you didn't dare to bite, but it didn't stop you from carresing and kissing the black marks. "Shhh~ I'll take care of you." you said with yout hot breath against his pulse.
You made sure to lube him, to jerk him off as you prepared his hole for the bigger intrusion with your finger, slowly and gently, only to loose control the secon the tight heat clenched around you hard and pulsatin cock. You couldn't help yourself, you started slaming into him, having to constantly remind you that being too violent could break him... also forgetting that too much sex could too. Your mind is also in a frenzy, the salpping wet sounds at first were joined with groans and moans, each time sounding more like whines in your ear, uneven and deliciously broken with the contact of the hot, blushed and sweaty skin. And so you kept going again, and again, and again- "Y-URGH~! Y/~! PLE~ARGHSH! NE-NEAHH! CA-CN'T UGHN!" his face is red, just like his eye that, having one close and the other as open that it bulges, pupils dilatated lost on the upper eyelid, mouth open with trails of saliva falling off with tears.
You have him under you, bend over almost in half as you have one of his knees over your shoulder and the other besides your waist, spreading him in a way that lets you see the base of your erection appear and disappear in every thrust, and after several time cumming, both inside and outside him, there are stains of both of yours and his seed in your torsos, with Gyutaro's belly bulging slightly as you thrust. "So- urgh~ fucking cute..." He can't hear you, he can't see you, there is only an interrupted beeting, unclear colors, a stincky smell of male sex, dizzying bounces in a constant static of pleasure and soreness. He can't move besides spasming everytime his nerves regain sensibility. How long have you been like this? He already lost count of how many times he came, but now balls empty, cumming dry, it's even harder to tell. Hours? Days? Weeks? It feels like years, like if his body grew into an overheated, overfilled figure of heavy and strectched limbs. "Nn-hah-hahACK!... NN~AHHH~ MMNRGH!"
"That's it... ohhh, keep making those cute sounds." Part of him becomes scared that you will never stop, you could never stop, you have the endourance and stamina for that. You could just keep cumming inside him, part of him is already settling to the idea as he begins to sob. It's too much and you can barely notice him when his insides are sloppy and pulsating hard, heart beats fast and he can't return a last kiss that allows you to explore his flooded mouth, tonge avoiding yours, giving you the oportunity lo lick the flesh inside to the throat. Thankfully, you stopped. "Are you ok?" ... Gyutaro would not have answereded that even if he could, and he can't. Only managing to whine as you take you cock out.
He whimpers for almost an hour after and the first thing he says when he can speak again "I-I-I-Iahh.... fuckiiing hate-hate yahh, ne...." You got carried away, and Gyutaro is holding you accountable for it. You better prey Daki doesn't find out about any of this.
Gyokko:
Gyokko? A virgin? HAH! As if! Have you seen him? Of course he is not a virgin, he had sex with plenty of people, both men and women lined up for his attention... before getting to know him, but one night stands would never be missed. Even at those times he was not into... safety. He never cared for safewords or any boundary, he could stablish them for himself on the run and didn't need to depend on other's will for him to make sure things are how he likes them. Maybe he should have understood that, with uou being a demon, he would need to stablish some more safety measures. It was exciting for both, the fact that both of hou thought you could get away with anything, even if it meant hurting the other side. You are ok with the needles in your body, even if the wysteria hurts, it doesn't stop you. And it doesn't stop him. "Mnngh~ it's that all you got?" Gyokko asks cocky at first as you lick his body, tasting the salty taste with every little bite, marks annoying Gyokko but nothing enought to make you stop (he will need to find the way to hide them later). You only smirk back to him, taking it as a challenge, so you move to bite his leg, the iiner thigh, so hard that he bleeds, you take a bit of the liquid in your mouth only to drop it into his hole as you spread his ass, using it to lube the rim as you also use your tongue. "Ahh! Why, you want to top? I guess I can let you this time." You both take it fast as you finger him just enough to avoid pain as he grabs the back of your head, pulling and moving it to the point your neck is uncomfortable, laughing at any groan that shows it. Once you had enough you pull away and grab his wrists on his back to take him from behind.
You line your cock into his hole, groaning at the sensation, feeling the thrill as he fights your grip, moaning loud when he feels the tip pushing inside, and once that little, curved part is fully in after gentle and soft push, you suddenly slam the rest of it to the base. Gyokko screams while you growl into his nape, letting his hands hos as he uses them to get himself stable. "Fuck, you're so tight." Is the only thing you can say, the only thing in your mind as you start moving your hips back and forward as you inhale the Hashira's scent. It smells like sea, coins and blood, besides the ingredients he uses for his pots. "Urgh~ shit!shit!shit! Aren't- oooohh~ you a demon? Argh~ do it better..." But you can, andproves later as you keep thrusting into him. Gyokko enjoyed his first orgasm, even as you kept going through it, the seconds one left him having spasming and a bit sensitive, but nothing he couldn't like. It was after the third orgasm, efter you already came, when he realized the danger he was in.
"He-he-hey-urgn! Wa-wai-wait!" He turned part of his body around to push your face away from the back of your shoulder, basically stabbing one of your eyes with his thumb. You back off a bit, but don't pull out, giving Gyokko some seconds to take a breath as your eye heals. "What? You can't take it anymore? "Aren'r you a Hashira"?" You mock him. in the last part, making a pain pop out in the human's face as he turns around as he sits on your lap, gravity and position letting the tip of your cock find an untouched group of nerves that make the trembles and clenching react in the human's body. "Who do you think you are talking to?" He starts thrusting himself into you, bouncing up and down, letting you see the tired eyes fighting to stay open and every tremble in the sweaty and brusied (because of the bites and some hard grips) body. You grab his hips and move him yourself, slapping sounds coming out as Gyokko whimpers.
None of you have any idea how much time it passed as you started cumming again as you get fucking him, erection still feeling the tight and hot clench around it's lenght no matter how much you fuck the rim open. Gyokko doesn't even speak or scream anymore, barely bieng able to make a sound as he feels like your dick reaches too far into his body, it didn't feel like this before. He swears he feels as if your seed arrived to his nose, as the knots with the smell of sex don't let him breath properly, and the saliva in his mouth make the tongue feel heavy and restricted, making his breathing very aggresive as tears ruin his usual make up. "Fuck, argh~ you look so cute." Gyokko feels as if he is going to die, his body fully leaning into yours as he can't support his own weight. You can feel the cum slide through his the hole everytime you pull out, going down to your own ass, wetness making a messy sensation. It's somehow comfortable, having all that makes sex on top of you and being able to handdle it to your liking.
You feel satiated after a few hours, having loosing count of how many times you came, also the amount of times Gyokko came is not minor, you can feel the sticky white liquied in between both of your torsos as his head lies in your shoulder, where you can feel the hot drool and tears. "Was that good enough for you?" You tease, not recieving a response at all. "Gyokko?" Nothing, you move a little bit to see him with blank eyes, tears not even forming anymore but his face still ruined with black, purple and green stains.... This is your fault. The second he gets better he goes to the clean himself, trippling to the grown every few steps but threatening you every few steps away. Once he came back, hair and make-up done, he basically spits to you "You are NOT topping again!"
Hantengu:
Sometimes he wants to forget everything, to forget about his problems, his past, his job, or whatever else. He doesn't trust anyone to that, you are his best bet. Until now he has only had small relationships with women, some courting and some one night stands, but nothing with a man, even if he had some attention once or twice from his same gender. He didn't know what to expect when you started to strip him while kissing and nibbling, leaving marks in a tense and trembling body, already starting to sweat and react to the touch. He is simply too cute, you rub yourself into Hantengu, making him squeak a little. He is letting you take control, he doesn't know how to do it with a man, so he would rather just... lie back. "Eeck! Wha-wait! It's dirty there!" He says as you beging to smell under his balls into his crack, making you laugh a bit over his red face, shoulders and ears.
You don't seem to care about that as you keep using your tongue on that place, tasting the skin and teasing the rim before using the wet organ to stre the hole. You are slow with Hantengu, understanding that he is sensitive, a bit fragile, even, so he nees a bit of stability to be provided. "Y-Y-Y/N... please..." You make sure to finger him properly, to kiss and suck his skin, leaving small purple marks on it. You make sure to also carress his body, for him to be able to feel you near and feel safe. As you do that he already begins to form tears in his eyes with red cheeks and ears, you wonder how someone like this managed to become a Hashira, but he did manage. "Shhh, it's ok. I will take care of you, I'll make you cum so hard you will only be able feel your orgasms. Mnn? Would you like that?" He sobs a littles as he feels the words against his body as you keep his lips less than a breath away from him.
He covers his face with his wrists, not daring to see you as you keep touching his body, you can his heartbeat speed up as you keep adding fingers until e can take the third one. By that moment your erection is already stiff and gaining color, becoming uncomfortable because of the lack of attention. "I want to fuck you already, fuck... can I?" You basically growl into his ear, making Hantengu whince and tremble as he looks away before nodding slightly. You position him facing the side, one leg under you and the other over your knee as you spread the buttcheeks to see the twitching hole before pushing in slowly, feeling soften up and wet inner walls tight up around your lenght. Hantengu starts to whimper the second he feels the intrusion against his rim. "Ahh... mangh... ! Y-Y/N!" And once you put it in... there is no turning back.
You see Hantengu's face from this angle, already crying while he holds one of arms, you can feel the heat of the blushed skin, the scent of his flesh. You start as slow as you can, feeling the need to dig in, to take, to consume against a prey. You can control most of it, but still, a part of you feels numb, or at least overpowered by the sensations. "Y-Y-ARGH! PLE-PLEASHE! URGH! CAN-CAN'T!" He was already messy by the first time he came, the second was a nightmare, it left him oversensitive and you just didn't stop. Every thrust he could feel too hot, having to pant and whine, slowly the heat and the movement making him tired, unable to do more. Also, the sweat adds a sense of coldness that makes it's body try to get smaller in itself, contrasted to the heat, it's overwhealming. The tears make his vision blur and the environment makes it hard to breath, he swears he is going to faint. Don'tfaintdon'tfaintdon'-
There is still movement, it's the fisrt thing he identifies after a while, back and forward. It's still hot and cold at the same time, wetness being uncomfortable but the stimulation being addicting, unable for him to stop, and not like he could do anything about it. There is a feeling of fullness and by the time he slowly remembers what was going on he them just assumes you changed the position so you got deeper. He can feel his hole being a bit more loose, barely feeling your cock as he sobs and whimpers. He just woke up but he is still tired, his throat hurts and he doesn't have any tears left to shed, e definetely needs to drink some water but you won't stop. "....y-y-y/...." he can't, he cant speak, even as you speed up the thrust. You think this one is the real one, this one will satiate you.
Hantengu was so sensitive he came a little after you last orgasm, arching his whole back and neck as his tongue scapes his mouth, drooling over his jaw and neck. After that you lie besides him and start kissing him, cock still inside, warmed up by the filled with seed insides, sloppy ass letting most of it slip out even with your dick plugging it. You kiss Hantengu's ear, did you even notice he passed out? "Do you want to stay like this?" The human can only star falling asleep again after nodding slightly, he also doesn't want you to pull apart now that his body is finally relaxing. He will be fine, just... five more minutes... (after he sends you for some water, then he goes to sleep again)
Sekido:
Sekido doesn't like your hunger, your craving, it gets him anxious, and that irritates him. But there is also the feact that you really can't control it, as a part of him reasons that is better having you lusting over him than preying on others with gluttony. Specially if he feels those others could be one of his brothers. "Would you hurry up?!" Also, with his life style? He is afraid to die without having this with anyone, to die without having experienced the pleasure of having someone needing him, wanting him, and taking him. He trusts you enough for it to be you, you are the one he trusts the most besides his brothers and the Urami guy, but still. "I don't want to stay fooling around all night. If you are not going to fuck me then fuck off." He has never being patient.
He doesn't give two shits if it's dry or not, you offer to use your own blood as lube, but Sekido fears that if his inner flesh tears then your blood would transform him. Because you insisted in using something, you are using his blood, biting his shoulder and taking the red liquid mixed with your saliva. You insert your first finger with a bit of resistance, making Sekido growl, your ear in his nape when you do. You keep fingering him, inserting digits with one hand while spreading the cheeks with the other, being able to thee the rim twitch when you touch a sensitive part. He also smells delicious, his blood making you drool with appetite you try to satiate by liking his skin, making Sekido tense. "You taste so nice." You can see the blussh in his shoulder, ears and nape, being a good company to the trembles. "Just put it in."
You obey him, opening the passage with your fingers digging into his flesh, you procede to line your tipe into the hole, preassure making Sekido growl instinctly, sound turning into a groan for every inch you pushed inside slowly. There are bit of grunts in protests but he doesn't dare to tell you to go faster, as he is giving you the back, more comfotable in this position, he doesn't know if he can trust your stenght or that you won't snap and try to hurt him. He still has his staff at reach, thunder breathing, even without a weapon, should be enough to scape your grasp and take it into his hands. "Relax a little." He trembles as he feels you licking his spina before you star moving in and out, spreading his buttlocks again to be able to see your erection appear and disappear for every thrust you make inside the tight cavity, slap sounds for every move. "Urg- can't you go any faster?!" You can, and you do.
Sekido wants to forget everything for a while, he gets to do so, losing himself in your thrusts as you hit his inner walls, only focusing on the pulse both have and the movement the impact causes, he can only hear that sound as he bites his lips, besides sometimes paying attention to the groans and growls you release as you lick, bite and suck his back, probably leaving marks but not feeling any killing intent. It was good, it was a break, until he came. Then he became a bit more sensitive, trembles getting more violent and needing more effort to breath, but you didn't stop, and he would not have let you either. "Argh! Ahhgh! Shi-" He would not have let you take care of him that way, to just stay together while he calms down, he has no idea if you knew but didn't care, he has more stressed over the fact that he couldn't shut down groans and moans with his mouth fully open for him to be able to breath.
With the time the fast movements started to make him feel a little dizzy as the effort and heat blurred his vision with tears, he could feel knots forming in his nose and it was becoming hard to swallow the saliva accumulating in his mouth. "Fu- ARGH! SHI-SHI-SHT!" How much time have you been like this, he can feel his limbs becoming sore and the wetness being cold against his flesh and skin, you have already arogasmed. Why are you not satiated? It only takes some time for his arms to give in, making his face flat against the surface. Seeing this, you turn him around without pulling out, Sekido can tell that he is handdled, but can only stare and frown as to the colors of your figures while you keep moving in and out. You kiss his lips, he doesn't reciprocate the gesture, to tire as he just lets you fuck him. "Let me take care of you."
(He stabs you with the staff the second he gets better after it and leaves without saying a word, using the wapon to not fall.)
Karaku:
Karaku didn't know what to expect from having sex with a flesh eating demon, you are his first in that sense. Sex with men, already did, sex with older people too, both people more and less experienced, he had a bit of everything, at least he will with you on the list. Part of him is afraid he read wrong the signals, that you don't want to fuck him but to eat him, so he unconciously trembles against your soft touch. "Shhhh~ relax. Let me take care of you." You whisper against his nakes chest, licking one nipple and squeezing the other. "I will relax once it feels good, but I really need the info, so..." he says before kneeling and sucking your half hard cock into his throat, making you groan of pleasure as you start thrusting in and out of his mouth, no gag reflex stopping you from slam into the wet and soft cavity.
It's Karaku the one that decides the has enought of taking it up on his throat, taking your now salivated fully erected dick out of his mouth, sticking his tongue out while he does before smiling at you. "Let me take care of you first~." He knew what he was coming for, so he prepared himself already, just in case. Still, he needs to ask, but keeping s mall smirk he rubs your erection with one hand and positons it against his cheek. "So... you top or bottom?" He is ok with whate justs nevereds to make sure to leave the inn room before sunrise and satisfy you to the point of talking. He starts sucking the tip of your cock against his lips, using his tongue to tease. "Top." You answer as he starts pull off the pants of the uniform, keeping the jacked and shirt but opening all the buttons. Once he finishes he grabs your waits to force you to sit in the edge of the bed, climbing up your lap as he lines up with your sex. "So... we already know the location and number of victims. What can you add?"
He rubs teasingly his crotch and ass with your erectiong, smiling as he doesn't let you grab him, using his own pace to pent you up to the point of talking. "Names, ranks, abilities, preferences. I'm good with anything, handsome~. But I won't let you get this hard and tasty cock inside any other of my holes if you don't tell me something useful." And yo do tell him, everything there is to know, not caring if it could count as some sort of treason. The slayer smiles before suddenly grabbing your dick to line it up with his entrance. "Good boy~. I'll let you stablish the pace-ARGH!" He screams, mostly out of surprise as you move your scrotch up, making you both groan. Karaku grabs tightly your sholuders as the feels the intrusion hit his insides, face blushing and panting as the soften up, still lubed and clenching hole embraces you in, you keep moving, liking the sensation of flesh hitting each other with the wait noises. "Fu-fuck! You feel so good..."
He is not against rough treatment, he actually enjoys it quite a lot, so Karaku doesn't think much of it. He has good stamina, so he keeps up with it for a while, even when the tiredness and soreness of his legs as he also buences up and down make it noticeable that you last more than most humans, and the second he came... It's been years since he was the first one to have an orgams against his partner, when he was younger and didn't have a much experience. He arches his back as you keep thrusting in and our, moving his body, he guesses you should cum soon so he didn't say anything, just kept going with his limbs trembling, blusing hard and panting. He closes his eyes and decide to stop trying, just wrap his arms around your neck, he can't keep up with the intensity. Then you actually cum but... you are not stopping at all. It's still the same movements and same intensity but... hotter and wet, Karaku can feel his nerves reacting to different stimulations. "NGHAH!" His voice is higher than susual, he tries to cover it, only to feel a bit dizzy when he moves to do so. "AHH! MNGH!" he suddenly starts crying as he tries to stay stll, every thrust making it harder to breath.
His insides clench and pulsate against your cock, balancing itself between sloppy when you bounce in and tight when you bounce out, hot also affecting you, making you pant, letting you inhale the scent of his neck, feeling the pulse in it and the short breaths, you take a bite that makes Karaku whine in your ear. His body is hot against yours, you start to grope the muscles and flesh as some spasms appear. The curtains are close, but you can still feel that the sun is about to rise after several loads of cum filles both of your torsos and the slayer's insides. He can only shed tears from his eyes, sticking his tongue out as his mouth flooded with saliva, falling from the organ to your shoulders. You can basically feel that karaku is starting to have his orgasms dry as he arches his back violently, almost falling to the floor if you were not the one holding him, but nothing came out his dick. "ST-STA-ARGH! Y-Y/N!" You also cum one last time.
After that it takes some moments to Karaku to calm down, still sentistive and looking tired he stands up, his legs still trembling as he uses some priece of cloth to wipe your seed out of his ass, not red and spasmong, making Karaku tremble everytime he touches it. He sobs a little before talking with a dry throat. "I think I need you to remind me the intel before I go home...." Just. The. Intel.
Urogi:
Urogi never smells fresh, he always of like earth, plants and sweat, at least he always smells like that by the time you find each other. It's ok for you, you like that scent, it remids you to the wildness. Sometimes you think Urogi's smell should let you confuse him for a demon, the adrenaline and lack of human products should have that effect, if it was not because his own smell screams "tasty". It's a human scent, the one of prey, except this one is more powerful. "Such a good boy~ you are being so good right now. Let me reward you." He giggles under the positive attention as he feels your teeth in your neck, he really just needs to feel cherished. To do something that will bring him joy, a sense of freedom. "Please..." He asks softly, nicely, and you give in.
You make sure to carress his back softly, since it seems to be a sensitive spot for him, liking the touch, the sentation ofbeing hold, leaning towards your hands. You make sure that he is ready, but you will have to be gentle, considering you only used your salive as you fingered him, but it seemed Urogi prefered it this way. He also started to lick and nibble you as he wrapped his arms, cratching your back. He seems to be enjoying it, as animalistic as it turns. The same way you have to hold yourself back in order to not hurt him, he also seems to be constantly reminding himself of how dangerous can be that he takes a bite of your flesh and blood, what he will become. "I'll put it in now." You say as you hold each other, whispering against his skin. As you rub yourself into him before you line up, Urogi scratching your back the second he feels the tip of your cock intruding his hole. "Yes... ohh fuck yeah!"
"ARGH!" You find yourself surpirsed when he actually manages to tear some of your back with his nails, making the other giggle. You can't tell what of all of it was, but you both just kept feeling this should be more wild, more fierce. You start biting his shoulder as you stop concentrating, trusting your instincts, feeling a bit more free you get to enjoy the tight heat around your cock as you move in and out, stimulating the inner walls and your own erection in search for release. As Urogi starts being louder, you can only keep bouncing your hips in order to keep pleasuring yourself, serching an orgasm.
"AHHGH! FU-FU-URGH! AY! Y-Y-Y-AH!" Urogi can't speak at this point, just react at the stimulation his body is suffering, who knoes how long you both have been like this? He can feel your erection hitting sensitive spots, he can't help but arch his back while he cums. Saliva acumulates in his mouth, he feels that if he closes it he will bite his own tongue, tongue that somehow feels axphyxiated inside the cavity. He doesn't know when it started, but on onw point, after you also started cumming, it felt as if your seed did all the journey up to his throat an nose, adding to a sensation of having a hard time breathing. This might be also be because of his body temperature rising, making his skin red and his pulse sppeding up with your thrusts. He starts to become tired as his sight gets blurry, shapes turning into colors, and colors turning into black.
You are still fucking him when he wakes up, being the first noise he barely recognizes a whine from his drooling mouthm he feels his eyes sore and his cheeks wet, and he can feel knots in his nose. He can't grab into you anymore, his limbs are yet to react, he feels full. He swears that is he gets to look at his belly he will find a bulge, it feels as if you came at least 100 times (he can't even know if that is an exageration or not, but let him express himself as he wants to). You cum one more time and he swears he will start throwing up your seed, thankfully the pucking part doesn't happen as you finish to savour that sloppy wet hole, rocking your hips to make sure your escencd gets as deep as it can as some slips through the thrusts, making Urogi scream again and arch his back as he also gets a last orgasm from a sensitive and sore cock. (Oddly enough, Urogi only wants to cuddle and sleep again after that, but you don't question him.)
Aizetsu:
Aizetsu has always been lazy when it comes to relationships, even when relating to his own brothers. He likes to put the least effort possible, he is not energetic or extroverted enough to do it any other way. You seem to understand it, as you never seem disappointed with the fact that you are the one that has to reach out all the time. Right now you are fingering as he trembles, ears and shoulders blushing more than his face, as two lubes digits push agaibst his inner walls, streatching and spreading Aizetsu out. He whimpers and moans slightly, sometimes he even whibes a littles, voice already sounding broken. "Can.... mngh... you ad ano-no-nother finge-eergh.... plea-pleashe...." He looks at you with teary eyes and you swear he is perfect as you get hard.
But you've got to admit, it's hard keeping check of your strenght. You can tell the way Aizetsu wants to be treated is gentle and tender, some words tha hardly relate to demons, you are capable of it, but not used to. You use four fingers to stimulate and strectch his insides, but you can feel your own cock growing harder to the point it's painful, or at least uncomfortable, but Aizetsu takes his time enjoying your fingers press against his walls, not feeling preassured to speed or rough things up. You focus on his reactions, in his eyes tearing up with him wiping them off his face, making a sad expression at the same time he moves his hips against your hand everytime you push your finger a bit deeper, arching his back a littles everytime you brush a puddle of nerves. "Y/N! Ahhh! Y/N!" You didn't know what to expect when he ends cumming on your face, as you were closer to his entrance to see the hole clench around you.
You start wiping the cum and licking it from your hand, the salty and a bit acid taste is exciting, amking your red and hard cock twitch as you see Aizetsu holding his legs open while he looks at you, blushing. "Ple-pleashe more...." And you give him more, you take your fingers off, basically in a hurry and turn Aizetsu around to get a better view of his ass clenching on nothing as you spread his cheeks, the pink rim twinking at you. At this point you can't wait as you push your erection inside, feeling wet and hot walls of soft flesh let your cock in smoothly, without any effort, until you balls hit Aizetsu's, making him whimper. You start kissing his shoulder as he keeps whining and whimpering, then to start bouncing in and out. The walls tight up everytime you hit a sensitive part, making it feel as if the hole was sucking you in with how easy it was to slide in but how odd it felt to pull back.
Aizetsu's cries didn't make themselves wait, him trembling with hot blushed ears, face and upper back made it hard to hold back to bite the visible parts as they became sweaty. He is fine when he has alrady had three orgasms and you are in your second, but the second you turn him around again to get your dick back inside as seed is slipping out, he realizes you are not going to stop any time soon. Instead of fighting it, he decides to just let you, feeling the sorenes in his limbs, he just keep making sounds as tears stop falling from his eyes with a thirsty throat, only being able to whimper everytime you hit specific sensitive spots. "ARGH!.... ahh-AH! mmmmMNGH!" It takes a while, heat making it hard to breath and sweat making him tremble more violently, besides arching his back and spasming every orgasm, he only takes a breath the second you stop.
"That.... was good.... Can you.... get me water?" Is all he says once he can speak again, seems he liked it.
Akaza:
You are his first, no matter in what sense you explain it, you are the first person, if he wants to count you that way, that Akaza has slept with. Hakuji used to have a fiance, but he would never have dishonored her by touching her before their wedding, they both have wanted their first time to be special, but none of them got to the altar. He doesn't want to think about the past right now, about all of those "if only", but... Akaza also wants his first to be special, to be right. He himself doesn't know if he trusts you to make it happen that way or if he simply doesn't care anymore, but here you are. "Don't be scared. I'll be gently at first." You told him as Akaza trembles and shys away under your touch, under you.
It's nice, the sensation of being loved, cherished... wanted. It doesn't feel him completely, Akaza has always needed to be... needed, but you craving for him does a lot. "Mngh~" He moans when you bite, liking the sting as you suck his blood, you raise his knee to the side of you face and start kissing the inner thigh. You make sure to softly prepare him, salivating as you can smell him, the masculine flesh and juicy blood, young and strong. It wakes up every instict, making you tremble for anticipation. You use your tongue, tasting the salty liquids the heat produces in his legs and scrotch. "Y/N..." He basically sighs your name as you carefully "oil him up" using the natural fluids of both of your bodies. It will make it hurt a bit, but Akaza is all for it.
"Argh!" When you first slide in, it irritates a little, when you start moving, it sores, then in pleasures. Meanwhile, you can only feel the clenching hot inner walls tight up around your lenght. When you look back to him in detail you can see that Akaza looks up, mouth in a O shape with his pupils dilatated with red all over the face and neck, he trembles a little every time you brush besides his sweet spot, moaning softly and shyly as he calls your name. You speed up until he cums, you take a taste as he takes a breath. The taste is addicting, just as his blood, you can feel your cock twitch inside him as you move him. You take it put for a second, hole twinking and you erection pulsing as it rises up with a red tip, almost painful. There is a whine when you turn Akaza for his spotless back (in terms of bites, it's has tattoos like the front) as you grab him be the back of his knees, raising them over his shoulders. "I can't hold back anymore...."
He is basically bent in half as you lower hin for you to thrust back home, Akaza whimpers at the act and arches his neck back, curling the fingers in his feet. You wait a while as you start going again, biting the back of his neck and shoulders, sucking and inhaling everything of him you can. The scent, the heat, the taste, everything just makes you need him more, and more and more. You cum once... but you are not satisfied at all, you are still painfully hard, the now soft and wet flesh being a relief as Akaza drools with his head looking uo, leaning in you. There are sobs and moans mixed up when you start bouncing him up and down again. "Y-Y-Argh~ URGH~ OoOHH!" It feels good... too much. His body is trembling and he feels his limbs becoming sore. The nerves hit just right, and then thw tip od you cock starts to repeatively hit his prostrate. "AH! UHH~ ARGHAH~MNAGH!" He cums again, and again, and again... you also keep cuming, it gets to the point Akaza is so full he can't tell when you are cumming or not. He starts panting loud, very loud as he tries to breath, overwhealmed by the temperature and preassure in his guts, it's too much.
Tears falls from his eyes as he can't cobtrol the sounds of his mouth anymore, being louder than the wet slap of your crotch with his ass, and the drips of trails of cum falling down as you rise his body up, sliding through the base of your erection and balls until they hit the floor or continue the jojrney theough your leg. "You are so pretty, I still can't believe I'm the first. Many would envy me." You growl, but Akaza can only hear his own heartbeat and breathing, everything else is unclear, so no matter how many praises you whisper into his marked ear, he can't answer. And you just keep going, he is so tired while you just need more, you are almost there, almost satisfied, just once more, you tell yourrself everytime. You just need hin to keep taking another load and you will let him go, just another one. The bounces already felt par of Akaza, to the point he geta dizzy and disoriented when they stop as you came one last time, he is barely in his senses, unable to move besides the trembles and spasms in his nerves. Once your cock is out, your seed starts to make a trail conecting your bodies as Akaza clenches hard, unused to the emptiness, not letting it all fall from once. "Darling?"
Akaza growls and groans weakly, suddenly feeling cold, too cold, and tense. He trembles as his body is sore and can't find himself moving, even when you lie him over you. He can't even close his eyes. "Hey! What's wrong?" You ask as he passes out... you definetely did something, because the moment he wakes up he can't even sit. "Fuck you, don't touch me!" He says when you try to help. Maybe you should bave controled yourself a little more.
Douma:
Douma is sure he never loved anyone the same way he loved her, the only one which he could count for attention that didn't hurt or feel off, as if there was a sense of danger to everyone he was supposed to meet. Douma was raised to serve and being observed, her eyes were the brightest, pure, completely opposite to yours. "You are so pretty, almost like a doll." What a fitting description, with only a small blush in the cheeks and ears, mostly due to the cold of outside mixed with the faster circulation, his pale skin, and empty bur colorful eyes, he could easily pretend to be a doll if he doesn't move, talk and uses a Total Concentration technique to atoo his heart and lungs from working. This is so familiar he can't help but lean into you. "Do you like it?" He does, his heart is beating so fast it's impossible to not like it.
It's the same way he love killing demons, but letting into your hands (the oneas of a demon for an irony), it's a lot more simple, he can give himself a moment to be lazy but at the same time feeling something. "I do, so I want more. You will be giving it to me, won't you?" You are nothing but something familiar, you are the eyes from his childhood, the simplicity of her and the doom of his life. He would let you do almost anything to his body, including killing him if it were not for the fact he simple doesn't want to die. He can't tell if he is supposed to, his instinct are the ones that force his body into making the effort of surviving, so he just goes along with it. But he likes risky things, harmful things, new things. He likes whatever can make his body react, this included. Because of that he makes sure you ruse preparing him.
"Darling, I'm waiting~. I want to feel you inside, I'm watching you down there, I am sure you want to feel me too." He can tell from your clear erection, while Douma has little experience with nudity besides his own, it would not have been appropriate, he knows male anatomy and biology, at least the basic. Come to think about it, as you slide in a bit roughly, a bit uncormfortable because of the rushed prepararion, when Douma has to wince because of those sensations, he realizes nothing of this is appropriate. He should not be offering himself to a demon, he should be all up and mighty, like a deity, killing you and answering his followers' pleads. What would they, his followers, masters and parents think if they could see him? What horrors would they experiment upon watching their only link to god bieng dominated by a demon?Corrupted and turned into a sin... the thought makes his pulse speed up and his dick twitch.
This is why he doesn't ask or tell you to stop, even when he recognizes he logically should, since you will not be stopping yourself. He has to wonder what are you feeling with those lost eyes, focused in specific things, too specific, like his face or other parts of his body to the point you don't seem able to read anything else. Then the overstimulation, after more than hours of cumming and recieving your cock and seed make him wonder. Does your vision also blurs from the sensatiosn? Do you also have a hard time swallow and breathing? Do the constant bouncing make you feel tipsy? Do the heat of the contact and cold from the sweat make you tremble and feel heavier? Are your limbs also becoming sore? It gets to the point he can't move anymore withput having to gasp for air and arch his back with everything going on at the same time. And you are not stopping. "HAH! AHH-hah! MNGH!" And he doesn't want you to stop until you are satiated, because someone stopping for his sake is unfamiliar, and he doesn't want to deal with whatever that means to him right now.
He is tight, clenching hard against your cock. You can only focus on how pretty the blushed skin looks against the silver hair and rainbow eyes. Also, you can't begin to describe that smell of power, of coldness, that runs into Douma's blood. You can't stop, you are addicted to it, and you are not satiated yet, even as you have to move him as if Douma was actually a doll, you don't stop stimulating your dick with the inner walls. Until you can't give nor take more, only then you stop, the moment you take your cock out having your seed slide out. "Did you like it?" You ask, in which, after a pause, without even thinking about it, just wanting to catch some breath, Douma nods. "Le-let's.. do it.... again some time~." Nobody is taking this from him, not again.
Kokushibou:
While Kokushibou does have some... memories... but in this life he has never... he is not... he never thought.... he is still a virgin, ok? You know that, it was as clear as the full moon, and so you promised to be careful, and to lead because he didn't want to do it. He is somehow weird, too prideful and yet scared of his own pride, fearing someone might get hurt because of his actions but also not knowing how else to behave without exposing vulnerability. Right now he considers he is being vulnerable with you, somehow trusting that it won't hurt him. Kokushibou lies on his back, not making eye contact, only grabbing your arms for a sense of stability. "Can... can we take it slower?" He trembles, somehow looking a bit intimidated, so you suck hear earlobe gently as you carress his face.
You take it as gently and slowly as you can, keeping the instict to take a bite, to sratch, to savour that flesh in a sense of... victory? You don't completely understand from where that sensation could come from. From the chase to get him to open up? From the power that would mean to hold over the strongest Hashira? You have no idea, and honestly, maybe it's better that way, to just focus in what you have in front. You think Kokushibou is adorable, lovely and beautiful, but you know he has a hard time seeing even those terms related to himself. Also, reading him is not as easy as you think it should be, you most of the time can get what he needs, but there are parts that are confusing. Right now you don't even know if he actually wants intimidacy or just to forget about something, if he wants the experience or the pleasure.
He enjoys the silence as you keep kissing his body, making sure he can relax, enjoy himself, even if he look nervious or scared (again, the sense of victory), you make sure to suck him up a little and use proper lube to stretch him up, use your fingers inside the cavity, feeling the body going from tensing to relaxing and backforward. "Don't think it too much." You whisper in his ear as you make your final movements with your digits against the now wet walls, making sure they will not tear. Still, you lube your cock a bit after taking the three digits out softly, now hard, the cold of the wetness making you almost spasm a little before you line up the tip to the entrance.
"Fuck! You are so tight!" You exclaim as Kokushibou blushes harder and covers his face with one one over his mouth and noise, eyes open big as he refuses to make any embarrasing noise at all. At that you took it as a challenge to make him moan, groan, growl, or whatever, but for him to make a sound. He didn't make anything until he came, it was a small grunt, but you were not satisfied with that, and also you didn't reach your own orgasm, so you kept going. "C'mon love urgh~, beauty, make some noise for me." You are both stubborn, even after you came once he didn't make any noise, with tears forming in his eyes and knots in his nose, he even bit back the sobs. It was becoming too much. It was not until his fourth orgasm, in which was uncomfortable and painful because of hoe sensitive his dick was, that Kokushibou whimpered.
"MAGH! mnngh...." That sound was addictive, you needed to hear more as your cock twitched inside Kokushibou, making you speed up the thrusts. Some minutes later, he could only whimper more as his limbs felt heavy and his back and ass felt sore, wet sounds and movements making him feel dizzy, and the saliva that accumulated in his mouth started drooling. Kokushibous could not feel more embarrased by this outcome, but he had to recognize he was to stubborn to stop it in time. his vision becomes blurred over time and he feels tired, he arches his back in spasms every once in a while but besides that he only has blank eyes as his body, too overwhealmed, tries to ignore the constant stimulation. By the time you finish with him, he is as good as unconcious. "mngh....."
(Are you really surprised he started to evade you again? He spent 2 months after this running away from you, not even looking at your way, only blushing inmediately at your sight. What sense of victory, this is now a feeling of loss.)
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Hi Relic!! Could I have MTMTE Minimus or Mags (either form is good) STRUGGLING to process/act on his feelings for a gn human?? Thank you :D
Hey Monty!! Your MIND this request was so good. You say Minimus and I am THERE. You requested either Minimus or Magnus, so I tried to include proper screentime for both forms, cause who doesn’t love Magnus?
This was so much fun to write out, I hope you enjoy it :)
Warnings: SFW, GN!Human!Reader
It all started that day.
You were a liaison for the planet Earth- a representative for the human race after the dissolution of the Decepticons, in an effort to reconnect and stay on good terms.
When Rodimus introduced you to the rest of the ship, Ultra Magnus didn’t think very much of it. It was just another crew member to take care of, and he’d do his utmost to accommodate the ship for your needs as an organic.
Thankfully, you weren’t the rowdiest human around. You were reserved and mostly kept to yourself, only ever getting into trouble by the hands of one of the many troublemakers aboard the ship.
As you were a liaison, you often had to sort through documents with the ship captains and relay communications you received from earth, and vice versa. Seeing you quickly become overwhelmed with the workload, the SIC offered to assist you in preparing your reviews before your meetings, and to his pleasant surprise, you agreed.
Your days were often spent in his office, where he went over legal technicalities and loopholes within Cybertronian law. Where his nitpicking was usually met with groans- with you, it was met with wide eyes and intent listening. And after a while, your sincerity wormed its way into the commander’s spark- and feelings he couldn’t shake off soon took root.
Soon enough, these meetings became standard practice- a welcome addition to the commander’s packed schedule. He always knew when to expect you and to dedicate time to you, and when to focus his attention on other things.
Except for the day you stopped by off-schedule.
Carrying a datapad within your arms- as best as you could with the Cybertronian scaling- you read through the document onscreen as you made your way over to Magnus’ office. You had taken notes on the commander’s lessons, sure, but the legal jargon in this piece stumped you- and you weren’t sure if it was an issue from being translated from Cybertronian, or really something you were missing. Surely Magnus could take a moment out of his schedule to clarify for you, couldn’t he? Even if he couldn’t, he would at least make note of it to discuss in the next meeting before you forgot.
“Excuse me, Commander Magnus, sir?” You called, standing before the closed sliding door. A human was too small for the motion sensors to pick up on their own, as you were made painfully aware of every time Whirl decided to point it out, so you waved the datapad in the air to see if that would register.
“I had some- urgh- quick questions about this document— aha!” With a proud exclamation, you seem to wave to just the right spot within the motion sensor, and the metal door slides open with the satisfying sounds of the ship’s hydraulics. “Ah, anyway, yeah— I was wondering what section 7 meant by—“
Your expression falters in an instant as you finally take a look inside the office. At the far end of the room, you lock eyes with a small, green bot completely unfamiliar to you- standing before what appeared to be a powered-down Ultra Magnus. His mustachioed faceplate was twisted in horror, and he froze in his place just as you did.
“…Ultra Magnus…?”
Your words are met with no reply as the motion sensors of the door shut off as quickly as they had turned on— the door to the office sliding shut with a metallic thud. Dropping the datapad, you knock a couple of times, hoping either Magnus or that other bot would come over and answer. But after a few minutes of standing and knocking, you’re answered with silence, and you resolve to ask about it when your next meeting with the commander came along.
While the Magnus Armor stood slumped against the far wall of the room, Minimus Ambus stood with his spinal strut pressed frantically against the door- chassis heaving up and down as his vents output air at a rate he wasn’t used to.
He had never intended for you to see him like this.
Well, he wanted to tell you, eventually. But eventually meant after he got to know you more. After he knew you were a human you could trust that information with— after he knew for absolute certain that you wouldn’t lose any and all respect or trust in him the instant you laid eyes on him.
This wasn’t according to plan.
His feelings for you weren’t according to plan.
But, here he was, his spark spinning rapidly in its chamber— thinking he might die if even one interaction with you went wrong. And, in his optics, this interaction very much did.
Solar cycles passed, and the commander anticipated the day of your and his next meeting with dread. What were you going to say? Were you ever going to look at him the same way again? Were you even going to show up?
The final question was at least answered by the sight of you standing in front Magnus’ door, perfectly on schedule, datapad in hand. Ex-venting to himself one final time, Magnus composes himself and approaches you.
As per routine, he offers his massive servo down to you after your greetings, and you step on without hesitation. The door to his office slides open, and the commander makes his way to the desk at the very back- placing you gently upon the surface. He removes his own set of datapads from a nearby shelf and sets them down to begin, and yet…
The commander can’t bring himself to speak.
The tension in the room hung heavy to you both, apparently, as you weren’t sure what to say either. You cast your gaze down, as does Magnus, and the two of you sit in silence for one, agonizingly long minute.
“…about what happened a few days ago—“
When you look up, you lock eyes with the commander, and both of your mouths are agape as you realize you both had spoken the very same words at the very same time. While both of you are left stammering for a minute, Magnus gathers his bearings first, and speaks. “No, no, you go ahead,” he insists.
You look at him with furrowed brows, but clear your throat as you try to think of just what to say.
All the while, Ultra Magnus couldn’t shake the terrible feeling wrapping itself around his spark. The commander recalled the days after his secret was first revealed to the Lost Light’s crew- how he was first met with humiliation. He had grown to depend on the stability of your and his relationship, despite the feelings that he refused to admit were growing within him, and he would hate it if this one thing tore it all apart.
“That day… who was that?”
But, rather than ridicule, Magnus is instead met with your genuine curiosity.
Cycles of the meeting go by, and the commander recounts to you the tale of the Magnus Armor and the Tyrest Accord, and how he became its enforcer. As you asked more questions, he went on to explain that he was truly another mech entirely— and how he regretted not telling you sooner. And as he finishes, you find yourself with one final question.
“Would it be possible for me to see you like that again? As truly yourself?”
The very thought makes Magnus’- or Minimus’- spark run wild. Every part of his processor was telling him no— to politely decline, to keep his and your relationship just as it was, and he didn’t need to expose any part of himself further than he had already.
But as he gazed into your comparatively little eyes, the commander could sense no ill intent behind them. In fact, he saw that very sincerity he had fallen for so long ago.
And so, he agreed.
Standing from his seat behind the desk, Ultra Magnus’ blue optics flicker to black, and steam erupts from the seams between his paneling. The panels on his midsection open with a hiss, and you’re taken aback when a green servo emerges from the opening.
Out from the smoking depths of the Magnus Armor steps Minimus Ambus. While in his layer of protective armor he wasn’t his truest size, he was still the mustachioed bot you had only caught a glimpse of days before.
The desk’s top being level with his face rather than his hips now, the mech cautiously approached the edge- like if he got too close, you’d run off.
But you didn’t. Instead, you approach him, gazing at the minibot with wonder. “So… this is the real you?” You ask, despite already knowing the answer.
The minibot resets his vocalizer. “Yes. It is.”
Every possible outcome was racing through Minimus’ processor- and coincidentally, every outcome ended the same. With you politely rejecting his presence, and him tucking away his own feelings as he always had.
“Why do you ask?” he dares to ask, and never before had he wished to take a sentence back faster. “Does this… change things?”
“Hmm… a little.” You ponder his words for a minute, stepping up to the very edge of the desk. Minimus pulls back just a bit, terrified of the fact that he didn’t know what you were going to do next—
But you simply stand on the tips of your toes, and peck a kiss on his steel cheek.
“Just makes it easier to do that.”
And while mechs couldn’t blush, you’re pretty sure that if they could, Minimus’ faceplate would burn as pink as the very energon that ran through his systems.
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A/N: When the movie trailer dropped, I knew there are many opportunities for angsty fan fiction, so I kind of took one. Some of the dialogue is canon, everything else is from my imagination. Anyway, getting the characters’ "character” was a challenge. I’ll appreciate any constructive criticism to improve it. Enjoy!
Summary: Casey Jones is trying to warn them of their future.
Pairing(s): Rise! Leo X Reader (Established Relationship)
Reader: Feminine pronouns are used. No actual appearance, only mentions.
Genre: Humor / Slight Angst
Warning(s): Rushed writing. Written before release. Mentioned character death.
Word Count: ~840
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“So what’s your business with our friend, pal?”
Casey slowly opened his eyes, groaning through the headache. The world seemed upside-down, but judging from the ropes tying his body to a chair, he got the memo. So he was knocked out and taken into the underground subway station. The human boy grimaced; the stench reeked here.
In front of him stood four mutant turtles, in addition to the presence of a sewer rat and another human. “Master.. Leonardo?” Casey murmured as he recognized the blue eye-mask and red markings.
“Hey, did you hear that?” Mikey gasped. “He knows your name!”
Leon smirked. “And he added a nice ring to it, too.”
“So Blue does mature after all.” Splinter scratched his fur.
“Great,” Donnie rolled his eyes. “Thank you for inflating his ego.”
“Guys, come on now—,” Raph began.
“Shh. Give a minute, hermanos, I’ve got a plan.” Leon announced with confidence.
All the voices blurred. Casey glanced around groggily, only to realize there was one person missing from the group. “(Name).... Urgh…. Where’s.. where’s (Name)?”
The group quieted down.
“Oho, skipping the introductions, are we?” Leon narrowed his eyes. He stepped closer to the human boy. “You got something against her too? …I’d let it go if I were you,” he threatened.
“This is what happens when random people jump straight to asking about his girlfriend before doing introductions,” Donnie remarked. Casey panicked under Leon’s glare, especially once he saw Leon pull out his katana. “Hey, hey!” Casey shook fervently. “Hold on a minute! It’s not—.”
“My hermanos, what do you think we should do with him?” The turtle pointed with the tip of his blade.
“Ooh, ooh!” Mikey raised his hand. “Give him a nasty haircut!”
Raph thrusted his fist forward. “We could use a nice punching bag.”
“Or here’s a better idea,” Donnie pulled down his goggles, doing a quick analysis of Casey, “how about I alter his brain, so we can remote-control him?”
“Pfft. Think we’ve scared him enough, boys.” April clapped her hands, making them drop the act and fall into laughter. Raph was snickering in back, seeing Casey all pale and shaken up. “Oh man, that was good.”
“Okay, okay, okay.” Leon wiped a tear. “In all seriousness, who are you, ‘cause we need to call you something other than— I don’t know, human guy?”
“...The name’s Casey Jones—.”
“Hold up, Jones as in Cassandra Jones? Never knew she has a brother,” April asked.
“Son,” he grumbled. God, how many times would they be interrupting him? “I’m her son.”
“Guys, I think he’s gone insane,” Donnie remarked.
“Careful, Don,” Mikey hushed. “Maybe he’s got trauma, and was put up with his sister being the mother role.”
Leon scratched his chin. “Seriously? Casey— I mean, Cassandra here— acting like anyone close to a mother?”
“For the record, I’m not insane!”
“Then, explain how you might be Cassandra’s son, when you’re just about her age.”
“Woah, Donnie, don’t tell me—.”
“That I took DNA samples from his teeth while he were knocked out? Why yes, yes I did.”
Casey shook in the air, which only had the rope swinging him from side to side. “Listen! You want to know how I’m her son? Simple answer is: I’m not from your time.”
“Huh?”
“...Is this going where I think it is?” Donnie covered his own mouth with his hand.
“I know how this sounds,” Casey cautioned. “But I need you to believe me, because I’m from… the future.”
Once again, everyone bursted out into laughter. In fact, even Splinter was amused.
“Y-you cannot be serious!” Donnie crouched over, dying. “That’s not possible!”
“Look, person named Casey,” Raph wiped another tear, “no offense, but if you’re trying to scare us, I can assure you you’ve got better things to do.”
“No! I’m trying to warn you guys about the future!”
“Right,” Leon rolled his eyes playfully. “And uh… how do we know whether we should take your word for it?”  
“Because if you won’t do something about this,” Casey’s face contorted in anger, “(NAME) IS GOING TO DIE!”
Noise slipped into immediate silence. Everyone stopped, eyes wide.
“Woah, woah,” Raph’s tone lowered, “You crossed the line there, pal.” The snapping turtle looked to his red-eared brother in concern. He found Leon clenching his hands and narrowing his eyes. “Yeah. There are other ways to get us to listen, y’know.”
“But you wouldn’t listen! And I’m not lying when I—!”
“Then, what are you talking about?!”
“Fine. Let’s start over.” Casey sighed, “My name is Casey Jones. In the future, an alien race by the name of Kraang decimated the planet. Master Leonardo gave me a mission: find the key and stop them.
When I arrived, I couldn’t recognize the place at all. Seeing Commander O’Neil, I thought she could the best person to start with.”
“What’s (Name) got to do here?” Donnie questioned.
“She—.” Casey hesitated, meeting Leon’s eyes. The red-eared slider crossed his arms. “Say it.”
“…She was killed trying to save Master Leonardo.”
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 Tada! wholesome! As suggested by @paintsplash1712​  Annnd, it inspired a little fic which I will include below the read-more.
“Ok, just A liiiittle further back.”
Hunter held up his thumb and index finger at a distance that was practically touching already, but Luz gave the joy stick another nudge. Predictably the claw jerked back with a wild swing, and by then they’d fiddled with the positioning so long that time ran out, so the claw dropped. It was a long plushy though, so the claw still managed to get a good grip on it. Maybe this time they’d actually—
Aaaand it slipped right out again.
“Urgh! How does anyone win anything around here?!” Vee complained, dragging her fingers down her cheeks in frustration.
Luz let her head thump against the glass. So far they’d burned through half their credits and won absolutely nothing.
The whole trip had been Luz’s idea. She’d heard about this new arcade bowling alley restaurant thing opening up a town over, and it was huge and had a lot of stuff from japan. It looked like a ton of fun, and since Hunter had his license now they wouldn't need a ride, aaaand they all had human money from picking up odd jobs during summer break so they could afford it, so with some convincing, mama said yes.
“I wonder if the others are doing any better.” Hunter thought out loud.
Amity, Willow, and Gus had come along too because of course she wouldn't leave them out. The only reason they weren't all plushy hunting together was because right at the start Luz had had the brilliant idea of splitting everyone into two teams and making the whole thing a competition. Whoever wins the least prizes buys lunch.
“Probably not,” Luz said, glaring at the rotten machine. “It’s all rigged.”
“But there has to be some sort of strategy to it,” Hunter said, rubbing his chin, “how else would so many people be walking around with prizes?”
“Maaaaan, I wish I could just stretch my arm, reach in there, and grab them!” Vee said, staring longingly at the big wolf plush they’d all been trying at.
A thought suddenly occurred to all three of them at once.
“I mean...I could, but, yah know,” Vee said, pointing up “cameras.”  
They all nodded and miserably shuffled off to try the next machine.
The place was big enough that they’d decided to have each team take opposite sides and work their way to the middle by lunch time— which was growing ever nearer. At this rate, If the other team managed to get even one plushy they’d win.
“That's it, I'm getting that prize one way or another!”
Willow's eyes flashed a glowing green for a second before both Amity and Gus jumped to stop her. To her credit though, Willow hadn’t been serious. She was frustrated, yeah, but she wasn’t actually going to tear the place apart.
“Ugh,” she sighed, “This is impossible!”
“These are worse than the games at the Bonesborough fall carnival.” Amity agreed, and she was right too. Those games could result in flaming chaos, or loss of limb, but at least you could get a mold fish out of it. “There's just no way.”
“Hmm,” Gus said, and Willow knew that thoughtful hmm. That was the thoughtful hmm of someone with an idea. “Well, there miiiight be a way.”
Gus smiled a devious smile, and lifted the flap of his shoulder bag just enough for a certain someone to peak her head out.
“Welp, that's the last chance we had.”
Vee threw her hands up in defeat and turned away from the claw machine.
“How could we have failed this badly?” Hunter said from his spot on the floor. From the look on his face, he seemed to be rethinking all of his life choice.“Not one single success? Where did we go wrong!?”
Luz could hardly believe it. All that time, all that money, and convincing, and planning, and this is how it ends? With nothing but regrets and heartbreak? This was supposed to be fun, but the three of them were completely crestfallen. Absolutely woebegotten! Anguished and downcast! And all the other synonyms she could think of!  
It wasn’t fair! It was—
“Woh, look at those guys!” Vee said, pointing.
Luz turned to look, amongst the last people in the whole place who weren't already staring at the three walking piles of plush toys and prizes. Luz almost moved to get out of the way, but piles seemed to be heading in her direction and—
“Hey guys,” A voice said, muffled by fluff and fuzz “Look what we won.”
“Gus!?” Hunter said, slack jawed in shock “Wha- How did you— What!?”
“It was no big deal,” Willow chimed in, “We're just that good.”
“No way,” Vee argued, “There is no way that you guys di—...”
Vee was about to accuse them of cheating, but she realized that she probably shouldn't say that outloud with all the people that were watching them.
“Diiiid such a good job,” Vee finished, glancing around. “Guess you really are that skilled, haha. Just takes a magic touch huh?”
“It wasn’t my idea!! I sw—”
“Sweeeeet”Luz said, cutting off Amity's confession before it could get started. “Sweet haul guys, haha, you win, ok lets go.”
A pair of workers whispering to each other had started heading there way, so the six of them booked it out the door and back to the car. Thankfully, no one followed.
“I’m sensing some foul play here,” Hunter said, opening the trunk. “What did you three do?”
“Er, well we maaaayy have had some help.” Willow confessed as she dropped her load of plushies in. Said help had been in the form of a certain blue chameleon palisman who could fit into the prize shoot.
“We didn’t make it obvious though,” Gus added, letting his palisman climb onto his shoulder as he put his things down, “Emme can be practically invisible when she tries.”
The little paliman shut her eyes and smiled, proud of her handy work.
“You guuuuys!” Luz said, rubbing her face in exasperation. “You can’t just— what about the cam— we could have gotten in so much trouble.”
Which was kind of ironic coming from the student of one of the biggest troublemakers in the boiling isles, who was also a frequent troublemaker herself. Willow understood though. Luz really had to push to get permission for them all to go on this whole roadtrip thing without an adult coming along.  
“Sorry,” She said. “We shouldn’t have risked the trouble like that.”
Gus and Amity followed up with there own apologies and the three decided to cover lunch despite winning.
“Also, if it helps, we did win a bunch of stuff with you guys in mind.” Gus said, fishing in the trunk for a specific one. “Behold!”
Gus held out the Holler Knight plushy they’d picked for Luz, which Luz instantly loved.
“Ok, you guys are officially the best.” Luz said, hugging the big squishy little guy from the game. “Aaannd I’m actually pretty glad you stuck it to the scammy jerks and their rigged machines!”
With a laugh, and all around agreement, they split up the prized and picked a lunch destination.
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Hello baby, are u good? i saw someone requestin “prof nat x student reader” and i LOVE IT. For real, pls do it.
BUT i also love prof nat x prof reader, could you pls do that too? Like they both teach diferent languages in the same school and nat is super rough and feared by the students, and r is the cool teacher everyone loves, so they keep flirting at work and its cute and funny??
I would really love to see that please my love 🫶
A/n: Okay, so first of all, HELLOUUU IM SORRY FOR NOT POSTING ANYTHINGG 🏃🏻‍♀️ Second. I’m blushing, blushing and blushing. Too many “pet”names in this request, urgh 🫣🥸
Also, it was fun to write something in my first language, soo🌚 Have funnnn
warnings: a little anxious student, flirting, mention of oral
Word count: 1045
pairing: Teacher!Natasha x Teacher!Reader
It was fifth period today and everything went according to plan. You were well on time and the students were doing perfectly as well. That's what convinced you to become a teacher. To give your knowledge to the next generation and do something good. 
You used to hate school, though. But later you found out that it was simply because of the teachers. What's the point of yelling at students and giving them bad grades if they have a bad day? After all, they are not machines, they are human beings...
And that's what brought you forward. You wanted to be a great role model to your students. A person to talk to when things went wrong in life. And they could do that with you. Your students were grateful that they had you in this particular subject. 
German. 
Many have the mindset that it is one of the most difficult languages in the world. For you, it was relatively okay to speak and especially to learn. You had good prospects.
It was near the end of class when you noticed a student of yours couldn't stop wiggling her legs under the table. You panicked that it was your stuff and saved for yourself to talk to the person about it at the end, and when the time came, you did,
"Hey Sarah, do you have a minute?" The girl stopped and looked frantically at the clock hanging on the wall. "S-Shure!" She walked up, and you addressed it, "So..is something too heavy for you?" The girl could barely hold focus as she kept looking at her watch, "It's not really! I Just..I.." You notice, "Am I keeping you up? Are you about to write a exam?" The girl became more nervous, "N-No..I just have to go, you know?" She said quickly,
"What class do you have now?"
"Russian..." Ah, there it is. It was generally a mystery to you why you would pack two languages after each other. But it wasn't that. You knew who the person teaching Russian was, and you had a suspicion.
"Is it because Ms. Romanoff has the class?" You see an eye movement, "Yes..."
"Does she scare you?" She looks down, "Not scared, just...She's so strict...The complete opposite part of you..." You continue to look at her and realize she's not the first to say that about Natasha. However, you couldn't understand it since you only know her soft and caring.
"I'm sure things will be different today, really." Heh, and you know why too..
"Really?" You notice how her demeanor got better, and she stands up straight, "Yes and now let's go, it's almost time after all." The girl smiled and headed off, "Thanks Y/n!"
You sat down, appeased and went through the next few hours. When you were done and the end of the day knocked on the door, you make your way to your colleague. The bell rang for the end of class and you walked in. You immediately noticed the change in atmosphere,
"And don't forget the homework until next week, I don't want to have to tell you everything again, so do it thoroughly!"
Okay wow..you knew Natasha could get a little stubborn sometimes, but like this? You stopped at the door and saw the expressions on the students' faces. Most of them had their eyes on the floor as they walked past Natasha. Then, when everyone was outside, you close the door and Natasha looked to you, "Oh, hey Kotenok, How long have you been here?" You cross your arms and lean against the door frame, "A while..What was today's topic?" Natasha sits down at her table, "General debate...Only some get it right, the others don't." You hear that she was annoyed by this, "I just don't get it! Why do people sign up for classes and do nothing?"
You drop your arms and go to her, "Maybe it's not them but you..." Any other person would be headless right now, "Oh yeah, and why do you think that Detka, hmm?" You sit down on her lap, "I don't know, you think I'm great..." Natasha looked up at you, "You can only think you're great too..."
"Ha..ha, stop it. Now let's be honest, I had a conversation with a student of yours earlier and she was totally intimidated by you!" Natasha sat back, "Sarah, right? So that's why she was late. I think, Ms. L/n, you're a bad role model." That made you laugh,
"Me? A bad role model? Who doesn't want to tell the kids about the stuff a second time?" You look at her table to see what it is in detail, "Перестань смотреть на мою работу, милая.” (stop looking at my work, sweet.)
You look back at her, "Is it weird if I say I think it's hot when you talk to me in Russian? Weil ich kann das auch.” (Because I can do that too) Natasha had to restrain herself from jumping on you right away, "Fuck, that sounds so evil coming from you..." You lean closer to her, "Well..you know what else can come out of me?" 
"Oh hoh, Y/n you dirty girl..The exemplary one wants to be taken in a classroom, huh? Sorry to disappoint you there." She averts her gaze from you and is now sorting through the sheets on her desk, "I have work to do." You put a hand over hers, stand up and kneeling down.
"We can do that later..."
Before you could put your plan into action, though, Steve walked in. You pretend you dropped something and stand up. However, Steve knew what was going on, "I'm just going to ignore what I saw." You had to stifle a laugh and Natasha simply asked, "What do you think you saw, Rogers?" He walked up to the two of you, "Too much. Here, one of your students left this with me in the hall." He put a list on the table. Natasha looked at it for a moment and then back at him. The situation was relatively awkward..For all of you. "Soo?"
"It's okay, I'm going, god..." You both look as he goes to the door and before he closes it, looks at you again, "Have f-fun..." And the door closed.
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I HOPE ITS NOT TO MUCH RUSHED😭
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22. and 49. for all three! :D
I just DID NOT have time to sit and properly answer this, bc its such a big question for many characters! but today my classes are dismissed due to the storm so HERE WE GO
Ronya, Blueberry and Veronica!
22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
Ronya - I'd say it was magic. Not like most people can do it but lot of people in fantasy setting can though. But throughout the game she had to put up with a lot of magical stuff and got involved too so she got used to... But something more mundane? I'd say getting to dentist or getting teeth removed or see others getting teeth removed or seeing removed teeth - puts her in big unease. That's because after Nabassu demon killed eveyone in her village, it was bringing her ripped out goblin teeth as a gift for some time, when she was sleeping. I think she still has trigger for that kind of thing
Blueberry - some kind of serious fancy dinners/tea parties where you have to be all polite, good manners etc make his stomach curl and sweat nervously. He remembers all kind of fancy danning he had to attend when he still was part of lumeris society and how many times he failed them missarably or just sat there silently, prettending he's not there. He is also bad at negotiating (even though now he has to do it sometimes)
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Veronica - I have troubles thinking of something specific - it is a complex and interesting question... but its hard for me to think of anything
okay lets say - sunbathing ahahaha lol. but thats what HUMANS can easily do
I'm trying to think of something that would be simple activity for most vampires but not for Veronica and hm... She has tabo on drinking blood from kids and teens, but not because she's scared of them of course. But because she is scared to hurt them. She strictly feeds only on adults. Acidentally drinking kid's blood can put her in frenzy state
49. Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
Ronya - No. hahaha
she would be like "urgh. I'm not eating that"
BUT if she specifically want to try to be polite
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and she will not elaborate. X) (feat. bard Mao, character of my friend Kate, who knew the etiquette very well and was good at negotiations and such)
Blueberry - yeah he would, but he would look soooo missarable while doing so hahaha
like a pathetic kicked puppy
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and if its some kind of fancy dinner too - oh well rip (look up the question and answer above lol)
Veronica - OHOHOHOO now thats an interesting topic to discuss! Overall - yes, Veronica is the type that would do that (also she's a people pleaser)
BUT! she is a vampire, and she doesn't have merit for eating food, like some of her vamp friends, like Charlie or Johny. So if she eats human food she will puke almost instantly (or would have to spend her blood energy to bear it). So she would avoid eating human food at any cost (she has so many made up excuses, from lying she has allergy or diet or recently visiting a dentist etc). BUT she doesn't find human food desgusting.. she still likes how it looks and smells - she just knows that its poisonos for her bc shes a vamp.
Though the question is specificall about eating something, that character finds disgusting - what could it be? In Veronica's case we are talking about blood. It's not a secret that packaged blood taste worse than FRESHHH one, but Veronica is used to drinking it from time to time, so she doesn't find it gross
What would she find gross and digusting though? The animal blood of course! She had to drink it few times I think, during her anarch phase, when she was traveling around usa - not only it tastes horrible, but she always felt bad for the animals too (to get at least one point of blood energy, vampire has to drink the whole animal's blood, obviously killing it)
So let's say Rene gave Veronica a mission to visit some other city and negotiate with some nosferatu from this city (Rene is the nosferatu with yellow crocodile eyes and crocodile scales, also he is the head of Veronica's coterie and in future he will become the prince of New Orleans, and Veronica's elysium is patronized by him too btw. He bought the building for it, and Veronica was renovating and furnituring it herself. I drew Rene here, here and here. He is also a character of my friend Kate haha)
And so Veronica comes to visit those nosferatus, and they offer her the best and most fresh rat blood they have (it's hard for nosferatu to hunt humans since they don't look too humane, and drinking animal blood is regular to most of them, since they also don't have as much problems with drinking it as other types of vampires).
This offer is also kind of a test to see how serious are Veronica's intention and aslo is a little bit of trolling bc it's fun to see if cute pretty toreador girl would do in such situation
But of course Veronica would accept the offer and drink it and even big chance that she would be able to hold a straight face during it (she isn't too worryied about it being poisonned or with something else bad added there because only an idiot would want to anger Rene tbh)
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Veronica: mmm! such an interesting flavor too!
Nosferatu: of course! ^_^ we got those specimens just recently, from kindred who breeds them with a big blood lump growing on them! :D
Veronica: oh! how smart! very convinient "screaming inside her head"
Thank you for such great questions! here is a link to the whole questions list, in case anyone wanna ask more
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As someone who joined the hotd fandom recently (its a shitshow lmao), and has read many funny (albeit a bit toxic) discussions, I think it's hilarious that, just like his brother, Lucerys Velaryon (I had to search his name because I don't know their names lmao) is often only mentioned/relevant in the discourse when the topic is about his obvious bastardy, his horrific action of maiming a child (and not being apologetic about it), his accidental death (which, I'm sorry, but the moment his tiny dragon attack a war hardened giant dragon, I knew he was fucked, literally fuck around and find out, this kid), or the need to propped Rhaenyra up for the morality ranking bs. Like, the greens gets so much discussion about their dynamics with each other, as well as their personality, despite having less screen time. But Lucreys, the only gist I could get from both teams is that, he was a bully (but he was a child uwu) then struck a kid with a knife in a 4 vs 1 fight (he was trying to protect his brother uwu), wasn't punish for it, was heir for driftmark, and that's about it. Like, the closest hint of personality I could find was him admitting he wasn't ready to inherit driftmark, and being an awful human by smilling unapologetically towards Aemond but other than that I see nothing? But a plankwood, a literal npc that occasionally says something and has to stand next to Rhaenyra, looking like he shat himself. Like, I could've been more sympathetic towards him but nah my man is boring af and that godawful smile at the dinner scene still pissed me off lmao. LMAO, sorry about this rant but I saw a post claiming that they took Lucberys traits and gave it to Aemond and, say, even in the book, there's no mention of anything about his traits? The show tried their best to give him one but made Luchekrys even more bland and annoying lmao.
Urgh! When will people stop being envious of Aemond?
You see, something I've observed about the writing on Team Black is that it suffers terribly from a case of favoritism.
Yes, you can love something to the point of utterly destroying it!! Just like you can spoil a favorite child to the point of serious illness by giving them too much candy.
The writers WANTED the audience to favor team black, and so ended up making them the most boring, upstanding people in an asoiaf show, WHILE sugar coating and making excuses for every single wrong thing they did!!! There are no evident consequences for their actions (everything bad that happens to them is someone else's fault), but what i find more annoying is you will never find team black characters acknowledging their shortcomings or explaining their actions. THEY JUST DO AS THEY PLEASE, and any inconvenience they face is a plot against them...certainly NOT the fruit of their labors.
None of that shit is realistic. We all know for a fact that people like these in real life are the most insufferable and stuck up pieces of shit to live with!
Team Green benefit from more organic writing. Their flaws are acknowledged, even by themselves. They're imperfect people trying their best to get by, trying to change and failing, forced in a corner that they must fight their way out of and harboring ambitions that they often fail to achieve. They struggle as a family, they fight a lot, but by the end of the day they understand that they need to work as a unit to ensure their survival.
ALL OF THIS IS HUMAN, REALISTIC AND UNIVERSAL. What makes a character compelling is showing their inadequacies, making them acknowledge their inadequacies, making them fail, making them win at a cost, making them fight, making them struggle.
Characters that easily get what they want and whose actions can always be excused are boring, boring, boring.
It is ironic that even with all the excessive vices the writers added on Team Green's plate, they only wound up making them more fascinating and worth talking about.
I really can't say the same about Team Black. Daemon is the only thing happening for them because they let him be controversial, just like the Greens.
Long rant, but you can see why Lucerys comes nowhere near being as interesting or layered as Aemond and the rest of the Greens.
His fans can complain all they want, but the fault ultimately lies with the writers, who diluted these characters in efforts to make them the perfect protagonists.
And I don't think much will change in s2.
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beskarinhyperspace · 11 months
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A Ripple In Space
What is this? What does he want?
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2. Black And Grey
*Mature, Explicit, NSFW*
Kylo Ren x fem.reader
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Urgh! I can't do this anymore! You tell yourself, waking up to yet another day without news. How long will you have to stay here? It's now been days since you last got out of your cell. All this loneliness was making you short of ideas to entertain yourself. Plus, all you could think about was the supreme leader and his stupid mind games. Still debating if he was into you or not. You're pretty much convinced that your lack of socialization and intimacy was deeply clouding your judgment. You did what he asked. You ate every meal they brought you in ever since you left his office. The days were all blending together again, and you were literally dying of boredom.  
After a while, you search for the strength to get out of bed. I mean this could be one of your lucky days. One that you finally get to stretch your legs. You jump out of your comfort and start walking to the door, opening the latch. Trying once again to get the attention of one of the guards patrolling along the corridors. “Sorry, could it be possible to have a shower?” asking, pretty sure no one heard you. 
The stormtrooper, noticing your presence, turns his helmet back. He sighed as he's walking nonchalantly to your door. “You know you’ve been asking this for four days?” 
“Yeah well, maybe if I got one, I’d stop asking..” batting your eyes at him in an attempt to convince him. 
He tilts his helmet to the side, as you hear a few small chuckles coming through the voice-corder. “Or maybe you can just keep that smart mouth of yours shut.” He says shaking his head before pressing the side of his helmet. “Base, prisoner 226 would like to take a shower. She’s being really persistent.” There’s a moment of silence before he speaks to you again. “Seems like today is your lucky day princess..” 
The sound of your cell door unlocking was music to your ears. Making you hyper with anticipation. Finally, some action in this place.. As you walk through the hallways you realize you haven't seen him in a while. Which, to be completely honest with yourself, was probably better that way. He confused you more than anything. You knew you would need to face him again eventually since he was your only way out, but you hoped that it wasn't going to be today. 
You were getting exited standing outside the fresher’s door. It's true that taking a shower is a normal benign thing for most, but for you right now, this was heaven. After days of begging, you get to finally feel like a human for fifteen minutes. The fresher was quite small. Only having the essentials. The walls inside were painted the same tones of grey as the rest of the ship. Once in the shower, you barely have time to get your hair wet that you’re being called out. Closing the water tap quickly as you can hear a faint siren going on the other side of the wall. You try to get dressed as fast as you can. Not being able to dry yourself completely, your hair remained damp from the almost shower you just got. You open the door to soldiers walking around with blasters in their hands. Without wasting any time, your escort quickly grabs you by the arm, urging you to follow him.  
As you’re being rushed and pulled out of the fresher, you don’t understand a single thing of what is currently happening. You were still waking up from the morning as you're being yanked through the hallways. Going down the same path you're now so familiar with, you feel your stomach contracting as you approach the giant doors of his office. The ones you’ve seen twice too many times. It was a good day so far and you didn’t want to have it ruined by him. What did I do again? You wondered as the guard you follow skips them. Walking right in front of it as they remained closed. Although now you were extremely confused. Questioning where he's actually bringing you.  
Being allowed to take a shower with some kind of intimacy made you almost forget where you were. The corridors were suddenly crawling with soldiers running around as the alarm was now ringing throughout the massive ship. “Don’t move.” you hear him say while he stops in his tracks. Removing his grip on you, he lets you go before straightening his back into a military position. You stay still not having a single clue on what the fuck is going on. The alarms were still going on loudly echoing in the hallways which started to give you a headache. Why are you stopping? I mean this place is terrifying chaos. Everything around you were pushing you to the conclusion that you were under attack.  
As if he could hear your mind, the answer to your question turns the corner and is now walking in your direction. Your heart drops, feeling like his gaze is locked on you. He had his mask on, moving stiffly. Even with the lack of facial expressions, you were almost certain that he wasn't having his best day either. “I'll take it from here.” He says to the stormtrooper as he waits for him to go before turning around swiftly. Confused, you're stuck in place as you watch him walk away. Only catching a single glimpse of his cape before he finally turns the corner. You start to rush, being afraid that you’re going to lose sight of him. He doesn't speak a word as you follow him through the hallways, which only makes you more nervous.   
After a moment, you arrive in front of a simple door that you had never seen before. Once inside, you quickly notice how big the place truly is. There was a living room, a small kitchen and even a dining area. It was spacious and the air felt crisp compared to your bunk. Here you could breathe. It didn't take long for you to notice the huge window in the dining area, fully covering the wall. You're being automatically drawn by the incredible view of the planet and its two moons. You get closer, desperate to know where you are in the galaxy, but you can't seem to recognize the planet in front of you. Leaving you once again empty handed. 
Feeling like you’ve been looking outside for quite some time, you turn around. Catching the supreme leader staring at you intensely as he analyzes you in silence. “Have I done something wrong?” Asking him as you start to feel self-conscious. You were nervous but most of all cold. Your hair was still damp from the previous madness and the water was getting your entire shirt wet. 
“Why are you damped?” His voice sounded curious even through the transmitter.  
“I was about to take a shower sir when I got called away, I-I haven’t washed for days..” admitting shamefully as you lower your gaze to the floor. 
He stands still, tilting his helmet up and down slowly. “I have to go; you can go to the second door. There’s everything you need in there for you to wash up. I have matters to attend but I will come back as fast as I can.” He tells you as he’s moving back to the hallway. You could still hear the alarm ringing before the high pitch noise gets canceled by the heavy sliding door. 
Okay now you were really confused. You had a million questions as you looked around the calm and empty place. It was big, like apartment big. After a moment realizing you were all alone. You notice three doors all aligned with each other. You immediately gasp looking inside the second one. The bathroom was spacious, just like the rest of the apartment. Everything looked way nicer than the shared one you usually use. The mirror over the sink was large enough for you to see your whole self in it. How can a mirror be this big? Who needs a mirror this big?? It's going from the sink to the ceiling for maker's sake.. Anyways, as you scan the room, you quickly realize that the counter was the only place possible for storage. Searching through the cabinets, you get your hands on some towels along with the necessities to wash yourself. Being hyped about finally being able to take a shower. Maybe this day wasn't so bad after all. I mean who would've thought you'd get to take a shower AND have an upgrade. Not you, that's for sure.  
The shower felt amazing, you must've spent at least an entire hour in the fresher. You’re pretty sure that you’ve never been this clean in your entire life. Opening the shower door, you step outside looking down at the pile of rags you’ve been wearing for the past few months. You don't know what's next for you, but one thing was sure. Your clothes were dirty and smelling. You need to find new clothes asap. You wrap a towel around you as you go into the living area. He hasn't come back yet, you tell yourself. You were still alone. You decide to continue your exploration hoping to find some clean clothes. You try opening the door right next to the bathroom, but it’s locked. You bite your bottom lip as you wonder if the other one is too. A small smirk formed at the corner of your mouth as you’re able to just push the handle. There was a full bed in the middle of the open room. The place looked empty and barely lived in. There was a big window showing you to the outside. It was not as huge as the one in the kitchen, but it was still impressive, nonetheless.  
Why did he brought me here.. What is this place? 
Taking a break from snooping around, you sit on the edge of the bed with the towel still covering your body. As you stop for a moment, you don’t notice a single thing out of place. Your eyes widen upon seeing a barely noticeable edge in the wall. Getting on your feet quickly to investigate, you pass your hands on the wall trying to understand the hidden feature before you decide to push against it instead. Hearing a clear clicking sound that makes you smile instantly. A light turns on as you pull the door open. Finally, some clothes.. You immediately take a long sleeve shirt out along with some loose pants before putting them on quickly. Melting as you feel the softness of the fabric against your skin. These were definitely premium quality items. As you tuck the extra fabric of your shirt into your waistline, you yawn. Not understanding why you're feeling so tired these days. Maybe the hot shower finally got to you or at least enough to finally get you to relax. You didn't know when the supreme leader was going to come back, and you didn't really know how long you had to stay here either. Your eyes were feeling heavy as you moved towards the bed. The sheets were clean, and the pillows were plush. How could you resist getting under the covers? Plus, the mattress was way more comfortable than your own which made it easier for you to quickly fall asleep. 
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When the supreme leader comes back to his quarters, he's met with a dark and quiet space. Rapidly scanning the living room before he carefully steps in. He didn’t know anything about you. He only pretended so you would trust him enough to open to him. Which to his disappointment, you did not. You could try to attack him for all he knows. After all, he couldn't read your mind. 
He checks into the bathroom. His eyes were automatically drawn to your clothes still piled up on the floor. He felt angry as he pressed his lips together but deeply, he felt mostly disappointed. He didn’t know what to expect leaving you here alone. He knew it was a risk, that you could still escape. But for some reason, he’d secretly hoped that you felt as intrigued by him as he was by you.  
He lets out a puff of air. Looking around to make sure his surroundings were safe. He removes his helmet completely as he moves towards the bedroom slightly defeated. The clothes he was wearing were more than dirty and in desperate need of a change. As he entered the room, the lights remained closed. Which made everything in the room barely visible to him. He goes directly to his closet, stopping mid pace as he hears some strange noise. Turning around quickly, he noticed an odd shape in his bed. She’s here. His lips parting slightly at the realization. His chest felt suddenly lighter knowing that you were still here, waiting patiently for his return. As he gets back to his senses. He nervously grabs a pair pants from his closet before he abruptly leaves the room.  
Once in the bathroom, he can't help but stare at his reflection in the full-length mirror in front of him. The blood on him was soaking through the fabric of his shirt. Small scratches and cuts were covering his face and neck. He removed all his soiled clothes before he started examining his whole body for injuries. Finding none major, he sighed deeply. She's here. He kept saying to himself as if he couldn't believe it. 
Once inside the shower, he tilts his head back, wetting his hair first. Enjoying the fresh water washing his face while tasting the salt of the battlefield on his lips. He fell out of control today. He had nothing to anchor his mind on. He can't believe that he had almost lost a fight against a group of rebels. A small, untrained group of fucking rebels.. He knew he needed to step up and hopefully you were the one who could help him end this nonsense. He was relieved that you were still here. You could've gone and left but you chose to stay. Maybe it wasn't a completely bad day for him either after all. 
As he gets out of the shower he wonders if he should just let you sleep alone in the bed. Knowing he might be imposing himself on you. But today he felt selfish, secretly wanting to be closer to you. Plus, he just knows that if he sleeps on the couch his back was going to kill him the next day. He sighed as he put the loose fabric over his legs before going back to the bedroom shirtless. He takes the other side of the bed as he opens the cover to join you in. He unmistakably recognizes the clothes you're wearing. Smiling to himself as he watches you sleep peacefully in them. You seemed so comfortable, so free of worries. He was keeping his distance by fear of waking you. But still close enough to be able to smell your clean scent. He felt awful knowing you hadn't had a shower for multiple days. He knew that the conditions you were living in were not ideal, but you were also a prisoner and needed to be treated like one. Although right now, tonight, all he wants is your presence.  
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You sense something heavy next to you as you try to push it with your foot. Realizing quickly that it's soft and moving. You finally open your eyes, seeing an odd shape right in front of you. Instinctively, you bolt out of bed. Pushing yourself back into the wall behind you. There's someone in here.. As you try to think of a way to get out of here without making a noise, you notice a pile of hair, taking a look around before stopping his eyes on you. You were still half asleep, wondering if you were not perhaps dreaming that you're here. Did all the months trapped in a cell finally catch up to you? Maybe you never got out of your cell, maybe you never got the shower upgrade either. Maybe this was just a dream. Am I going insane? As you were slowly losing touch with reality, you see a man sitting straight in the bed. Who just now realized that sleeping in the same bed as you were probably not his best idea. His lips parted but no words came out. You begin to relax as soon as you recognize him. Questioning how long he’s been back and sleeping next to you. 
“I didn’t mean to scare you.” he urged. “You were already sleeping and..” You’re not sure what to say or do and neither did he apparently. The silence was becoming awkward as you were starting to his uncovered chest. You could swear that you could hear him breathe as if he was next to you. How is this possible? It's not the first time either recalling your previous visits to his office. 
“Are you hungry?” he asks, stopping your train of thoughts. You give him a small nod as a response. Wanting to limit your interactions to a minimum. You didn't know what to expect, you didn't know him. He is still a psychopath, remember? You watch him walk away before shortly following him.  Making sure to keep yourself at a safe distance. You can never be too prudent right? 
He was moving behind the counter separating the kitchen from the dining area. You couldn't stop staring at him as he turned the burner on. “I won’t hurt you..” He says, becoming aware of your anxious ticks. You remained silent as you sat down on one of the stools in front of him.  
It felt weird seeing him this way. No helmet, no thick clothing covering him from attacks. I mean even his lightsaber was out of sight. He was almost naked, and you couldn’t help but stare at him. Sure, he was cute and all, but you kept looking at the small injuries that were all over his body. If you didn't know better, you would've thought that he just looked like any other man. Although you did know better.. You knew what he was capable of, and he didn't need his weapons for that. Which makes all this kind and gentle caring more confusing to you. He must’ve noticed because as he peeks up through his fallen hair, he raises an eyebrow to you. Why is he looking at me like that? You instantly start to freak out as you move your gaze quickly away. “Here..” he lets out, placing a plate in front of you. 
“Do you need help?” You ask trying to appear as calm as you can. 
“No” hearing a voice inside your head. You stare at him puzzled as he turns slightly to you. “Won’t be necessary..” he simply replies. Did you just hear him in your mind? You must've imagined it. There's no way you can possibly hear him in your head, that's just insane..  
As you're trying to convince yourself, he stays silent thinking about what to do with you. You were his prisoner; he can’t associate with you. That would go against all principles established by the first order. He could, however, maybe get away with it if he’s pretending to get some information out of you right. Fool, he scolds himself, that’s what you’re already supposed to do.. 
“Is there something wrong?”  
He swallows before turning his head slightly back to you, “why did you close yourself?” 
“I don���t know what you are talking about.” You reply cluelessly as you take your last bite. 
He pensively turned his tongue around the inside of his cheek. Eyes fixed in the empty space in front of him. “I can't read your mind, meaning that something must've happened for you to close yourself.” You remained frozen in place. You don't know how to respond. This was turning into a deep conversation, and you were not prepared for it. Seeing how nervous you are, he follows, “I can make people do things. I can even communicate through visions and dreams. See, every living thing has energy, matter.. That's what we call the force. I can control it, wield it and bend it to my will. But you, I don’t see anything. How can you block my abilities? You're not a Jedi, nor force sensitive.. That means you have closed yourself to the outside. I don't know how you do it, but it keeps me away..”  
You can't remember how to breathe as you're getting quickly uncomfortable. “Sorry can you give me a moment, I-I need to use the fresher.” You don't give him time to react as you didn't want to face him anymore. Being near him was too overwhelming you realized. What were all these questions? Maker, he's so intense. As you wash your hands, you pass some water onto your face. What is this? Why does he want so bad to read my mind anyway? It doesn't matter, I need to be careful. So many people are counting on your discretion and loyalty. You just need to be on his good grace, you'll get out of here soon enough.. 
After you dry yourself, you open the door to be greeted by the supreme leader standing across the living room. Watching you intensely as you feel the fear crawling back to you. He looked so tall and intimidating, even from afar. You knew you couldn't avoid him forever, but maybe you could avoid his intrusive questions for today. “So.. I assume this is your place huh?” 
“Why didn’t you try to escape?” he finally asks. Dismissing your poor attempt to make casual conversation. He knows you're uncomfortable by his questions, but he still wanted some answers. You noticed his fingertips fidgeting as you parted your lips wordlessly. Recalling the nervousness in his voice as he walks closer to you. Which makes your palms sweaty now that he's hovering over you. You tilt your head steadily upwards to meet him. His eyes were searching for yours anxiously waiting for your response. 
“Well, you told me to stay here, right?” You replied confused. He knows you’re being genuine, but he was still disappointed. You didn't run off, that was a good thing, right? After all, you were his prisoner, you had to obey him, but something didn’t feel right to him. You raise your eyebrow to him, “What am I doing here? Why are you being like this to me?” 
“Like what?” eyes examining yours. 
“Well, I bet that it's not common to have the supreme leader make sure his prisoners are bathed, feed and well rested..”  
He sighed, annoyed by your statement, “what, since I'm evil I must not care about things?” 
You let out a sharp anxious chuckle, “I mean isn’t that the point?”  
He stares into your eyes when you feel his whole body becoming whiter, as if there was an aura around him. Seeing him distorted, almost in double. You can sense this cold and empty feeling inside your chest. He stares at you attentively as you let an uncontrollable, single tear drop from the corner of your eye. He noticed it, raising his bare finger to swipe it off your cheek. He doesn't know why but before he removes his hand always from you completely, he passed his thumb across your bottom lip. Leaning closer to bring his slightly parted ones on yours. He takes his time feeling your soft and plush flesh on his. You can hear him breathe in strongly before he quickly lets you go. In shock of what he just did. He had lost control again; he can’t lose control.. As he’s moving away, you wonder why. 
“Did I do something wrong?” asking worryingly. 
He looks at you surprised, “no, no you haven't done anything, I did. I shouldn't have touched you-“ 
“Wow I'm impressed, the dark prince has a conscience..” You could hear the sarcasm in your own voice and so could he. 
He grabs your arm forcefully clenching his jaw as he’s thinking of what to do next. You can see the fight inside him as you stare deep into his eyes. You don’t know why but you start to relax. Slowly bringing your hand to his face. He flinched back, not knowing what to expect from you. As you hold the side of him, you can feel his warmth transferring to your cold hand. He closes his eyes as he leans back to your lips. You don't stop him even if you know that, all of this was wrong. He pushes you into the wall behind you as he gives in more. 
Starting to kiss you full mouth like a starved man. You feel overwhelmed by the stimulation as he takes a hand to grab one of hips and the other going for your ribs. You felt trapped, but you also didn’t want to get on his bad side. If that’s what it takes to live another day on this ship, you don’t have a choice.. 
Thankfully, he opens his eyes to see that you're not responding much to him. Which makes him abruptly remove his hands from you. “You don’t want me..” he says, voice low and vibrating 
You look at him uncomfortably, “I-I'm attracted to you but..” 
You don’t know where to stand. You were needy with a hot shirtless supreme leader, but you were also with the reason of so much destruction, so many lives were taken in vain. 
“..But I'm a monster.” finishing your sentence for you, upset but not surprised. You stay in silence as you watch him exhale heavily. He moves to grab his arm brace on the couch, pushing the side of it with his thumb. “In need of a guard to my quarters.” He says, speaking into it.  
“So, you’re just going to dismiss me since I won’t give you what you want?” squinting your eyes at him disgusted. 
He gives you a dismissive look as he goes to open a small door on the edge of the entrance. He puts a clean shirt on before fixing his helmet back onto his head. “I don’t want you to feel forced or, uncomfortable with me..”  
You stare at him perplexed, hearing a voice from the comm. “On site, sir.”  
You know he could've done it if he wanted to, he had the power and strength to do so. Instead, he moves to the entrance, bringing you to the front door. “I hope there can be a truth between us.” Before you could say anything, he opens the door greeting the soldier. “Bring prisoner 226 to her cell.” he says coldly. The soldier simply nodding to him, grabs you by the arm, almost exited to bring you back. 
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mysteryshoptls · 1 year
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SR Sebek Zigvolt Masquerade Dress Personal Story: Part 2
"I shall thoroughly beat it into your head!"
(Part 1) Part 2
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[Noble Bell College – Lecture Hall]
Sebek: Are you the Vice President of the Noble Bell College Student Council?
Vice President: Yes, I am. And you are…?
Sebek: I am Sebek Zigvolt, the esteemed Malleus Draconia-sama's chief retainer!
Sebek: It is beyond impertinent for a mere human to speak ill of Malleus-sama! Avast!
Vice President: …Eh, me, speak ill? What are you talking about?
Sebek: It's useless to act unaware! I have heard the testimony against you! You said you did not wish to go anywhere near Malleus-sama.
Vice President: Th-This is a misunderstanding! That was simply something I couldn't help but blurt out due to being so in awe of Malleus-san's greatness.
Vice President: If that was seen as an impertinence, I humbly apologize. Please accept my sincere apology!
Sebek: …
Sebek: Of course, that's what I was! Perfectly understandable reaction to witnessing his greatness, even more so for a human as puny as you are!
Sebek: Though I am currently my liege's retainer, even I was unable to raise my head to look up at him when I first met him.
Sebek: I had believed it would be much too awe-inspiring to behold Malleus-sama's visage directly.
Vice President: Is that right? Then what incident propelled you to have the position you do now…?
Sebek: Humph, my lord's trust cannot be bought by a mere "incident"! But, hm, let me think…
Sebek: It is possible that that one moment may have been the pivotal incident for me.
Sebek: Back in my hometown of Briar Valley, I would often run in the forest as part of my training…
Sebek: One day, I happened to encounter Malleus-sama there.
Vice President: In… the forest?
Sebek: Exactly. Ordinarily, Malleus-sama would reside in his castle, but that day he had come to visit our master.
Sebek: It may have only been a coincidence, but I had the chance encounter to meet him… I remember when that happened, I was more than startled.
Sebek: I was rendered speechless before such an esteemed person, and yet, Malleus-sama said to me…
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[FLASHBACK]
Malleus: Oho, it seems you are continuing your ardent training today, as well.
Malleus: Lilia was praising your efforts. Keep up that diligence of yours.
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Sebek: I still remember those words he spoke to me that day…
Sebek: Since that moment, I fully devoted myself to my training and continued to improve myself!
Vice President: Oh… I see, Malleus-san had such a kind side to him. I had no idea.
Vice President: I am starting to feel much closer to him. Perhaps I'll try to drum up the courage to ask him to a dance when the next song starts.
Sebek: WHAT―――――!?
Sebek: I dare you say that again. A dance with Malleus-sama!? What an impudent human!!
Vice President: Huh!?
Sebek: You truly must not fully comprehend Malleus-sama's greatness… How else would you be able to make such a presumptuous statement?
Sebek: As it stands, I shall thoroughly beat it into your head!
Vice President: He gets mad whether I'm frightened, or in awe… What am I supposed to do here…!?
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Ruggie: Oh maaan, looks like the Noble Bell College Vice President guy's in a pinch. Sucks to be him.
Jamil: Can you really say that as the guy who led Sebek in his direction? If you really feel that way, why don't you go to save him?
Ruggie: Oh, I can't possibly do something so uncouth~ 'Cause, this is a "school exchange," after all.
Ruggie: Those Noble Bell College students…
Ruggie: They gotta just chat, chat, chat away with Sebek-kun, and deepen those ties with him, y'know!
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Vice President: Thank you very much… I understand how spectacular "Malleus-sama" is…
Vice President: Urgh… You said the words "Malleus-sama" so loudly, so many times that my head is spinning.
Sebek: Is it? I have only just begun… After all, you are not the only student here at Noble Bell College.
Sebek: I must make sure that every single person here fully comprehends my liege's greatness.
Sebek: Now then, if you'll excuse me. Farewell, human!
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morgana-ren · 7 months
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I'm in Raphael hell right now. I'm ascended Astarion and Gortash sandwich all the way for my toxicity but Raphael has snuck up on me!
He looks upon her with such longing and hate I think he might actually kill her
Urgh Hope you lucky bitch
Also this line from him
I'd hate to have to slit a child up the navel and rinse you in their insides
I forget he is a devil sometimes!! Although his dirty nursery rhyme is so funny.
What playthrough are you doing at the moment? Where you up to?
Raphael has the wit, charm, and charisma that most successful devils possess. It's how they get their way. They come off eloquent and personable, and humans are disarmed because many are conventionally attractive. A nasty little trick to lull you into the weaver's web.
I have to applaud his ambition. Even for a devil, he truly dreamed big.
I think I never considered Raphael like that mostly because, during the base game, it seems as if he has zero interest in you carnally. At all. In fact, he's entirely narcissistic and only wants to have sex with himself--
Or so it appears to the untrained eye.
Anyone who has spoken and has a standing pact with Raphael's personal succubus Haarlep can tell you that he does, in fact, want to fuck Tav.
I like to imagine he might not've been interested before. Humans are a dime a dozen, after all. However, there's something undeniably alluring about a clever, canny human willing to play his game and make him work for it. The audacity to break into his house. A force of nature cutting a swath out of the Sword Coast for themselves. Headstrong and determined. It might hammer its way into his mind after a while.
Truthfully, stay in true devil form and lengthen his hair, and I'd probably be very into him. I love my men elegant, sinister, and with fangs and wings and horns, so he certainly fits the bill.
Something something something, you kill Haarlep and you owe him a personal play toy. He seeks out a deal. You take it because whatever it is he holds over your head is too dastardly. You are now his playtoy. Just off the top of my head.
As for my playthrough, Abeloth is dinking around in the city, trying to finish as many quests as she can before we end the game. I have to do another Durge playthrough because apparently I wasn't resting enough and I missed some vital fucking scenes. Some quests are time oriented so I was deliberately trying not to rest unless absolutely necessary. I missed some really good ones. I'm extremely bummed. These are like triple digit hour playthroughs, maaaan.
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frootloopscos · 15 days
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Chapter 1) Runaway
CONTENT WARNING: THERE WILL BE MENTIONS AND DETAILS DESCRIBING CHILD ABUSE, PLEAEE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Panting was heard as a nine year old Yuu ran through the snow, holding their Vulpix close to them. It was dark outside as they ran down the mountain of Lanakila. "I-I'm sorry Vulpix. Don't worry though we'll find help!" They said quietly to the ice type in their arms. "Vul!" She yelled pointing behind them with her paw. Yuu quickly looked behind them and felt their body freeze as their father stood meters away with his Palossand beside him using Physic to hold them in place. Yuu felt hot tears fall down their cheeks, quickly freezing to their face from the frigid air.
"You really thought you could get away from me?" Their father asked as he slowly approached the child with a menacing look on his face. "You will never be able to leave. You worthless piece of s-" he was cut off as he was tackled into the snow by a silver colored fox looking pokemon. "An Eevee?" They asked quietly before turning around and continuing to run, "thank you Eevee!" They yelled fighting the urge to look behind them.
Unfortunately, Yuu didn't get very far before they tripped over their own two feet and plummeted face first into the cold snow falling unconscious.
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Yuu groaned feeling as if their head was going to explode from the aching they had. It wasn't cold anymore but warm. They reached a hand up to their head only to hear a shuffling noise and their eyes widened. "What was that?" They asked aloud only to feel pawing at their legs, "Vulpix?" They asked nervously "pix!" Yuu heard in response making them sigh. "Eevee," they heard another creature say and their brows furrowed. "I don't have an Eevee....are you the Eevee who helped us?" They asked while beginning to try and feel around themself. "A box?"
They froze hearing shuffling outside of the box they were in, "what was that?" They asked backing up as much as they could. "I better hurry up and find that uniform before someone spots me. Urgh this kid weighs a ton!" Yuu's heart rate began to increase rapidly as they were unable to see anything, only hearing this mysterious voice from outside. "Try this on for size! Mya-ha!" The voice yelled and suddenly there was a flash of blue flames making Yuu scream in fright.
The door to the box they were inside of opened making Yuu shield their eyes not used to the sudden lighting. "Now to grab the goods," the voice said again making yuu look to where it came from and their eyes widened in shock. "A talking Meowth?" They asked as they slowly got out of the box and looking around nervously as Vulpix jumped into their arms and the Eevee onto their shoulder. "What?! You ain't supposed to be awake!" The meowth yelled in shock seeing the child awake.
Yuu noticed all the coffins in the room and held Vulpix close, "why are there so many coffins?" They asked quietly. "You got a lotta nerve ignoring me, human! The name's Grim! Believe me, you won't forget it! Now gimme your uniform, and be quick about it! Cause if you don't...you're gonna regret it!" The Meowth yelled. Yuu looked around nervously "S-Someone help me!" They yelled making Grim angrier, "hey, come on! I'm on a tight schedule here!" He yelled shooting flames at them again.
Yuu whimpered and quickly bolted from the room, running though several areas that reminded them of a school. Though they had never been inside of one it was very fancy, they came to a dead end inside a library of sorts with floating books all around. "Where am I? Did I loose him?" They asked nervously and quickly hid behind a bookshelf only for Grim to catch up and corner them with a smug look. "Foolish human! Did you really think you could slip away from me? Now, unless you wanna get burned to a crisp, take off that— Me-YEOW!" He yelped, "That hurt! What gives?" He yelled looking to where he was tied up from.
Yuu held Vulpix close to their chest as her and the Eevee growled at the male. "Consider it tough love. Ah, I've found you at last. Splendid, I trust you're one of this year's new students?" He asked the child, "my, were you ever eager to make your debut. And bringing several familiars with you, one of which being poorly trained? That is a clear violation of the school's rules." He said crossing his arms, "as if I'd serve some lowly human! Now lemme go!" Grim retorted as he struggled in the males whip of sorts.
"Yes, yes. Rebellious familiars always say that. Do be quiet for a bit, won't you?" He asked as Grim's mouth was covered in the bindings. "Dear me. Of all the students I've felt with, you're the first with temerity enough to open their own gate and step out of it. Does the very notion of patience elude you? No matter. Your orientation has already begun. Let us return to the mirror chamber." He said with a smile to Yuu, in return they slowly stepped towards him and asked timidly, "school? I get to go to school?"
"You awakened in a room full of gates did you not? All of the students here at the campus arrived by passing through such gates. Although typically the students have restraint enough to wait until I open them before waking up." Yuu nodded slowly taking in the information, "so the coffins are like, portals?" They asked to which the male nodded, "the design is intended to symbolize a parting with your former world, and a rebirth into a new one. But now is not the time for such prattle. You've a student orientation to attend! Go on now, make haste."
"Mister, who are you?" Yuu asked tookign up at the masked male, "have you not fully regained consciousness? I am Dire Crowley, the Headmage of this prestigious academy." He informed and began to explain what Night Raven College was all about to them as they walked back to the Mirror Chamber together. As they approached Yuu heard several voices from beyond the door.
"We're done with orientation and dorm assignments? All right, new students — let me be clear. In the House of  Heartslabyul, I am the law. Break the rules, and it's off with your head!" "Well, that ceremony was as boring as ever. I'm going back to the dorm. If you're in the House of Savannaclaw, follow me." "New students! Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your achievement. As dorm leader of the House of Octavinelle, I am honored to have the opportunity to support you in what I hope will be a fulfilling campus experience."
A voice then spoke up, "hey, does anyone know where the Headmage went? He disappeared midway through the ceremony. . ." "Some Headmage he is." "Maybe he had a tummy ache?" At this Crowley burst through the door with Yuu hiding behind him, "I most certainly did not!" "Ah, speak of the devil and he will appear." Yuu matched the first voice they heard to a boy with red hair and grey eyes. Crowley put his hands on his hips with a stern look on his face, "if you must know I was searching for the new student who failed to show up for orientation. Now then, you are the only one who has yet to be assigned a dorm. Step up to the Dark Mirror and be quick about it. I will watch your weasel."
Yuu tried to quietly explain that Grim wasn't theirs but Crowley wasn't hearing any of it. They slowly stepped up to the floating mirror and it glowed showing a face inside before beginning to speak, "state thy name." "It's Yuu, I am Yuu." They said to the mirror, "Yuu. . ." It echoed the name, "the nature of your soul is. . . Unclear to me." Yuu felt their eyes fill with tears, they had escaped their awful life and had been given a chance at a new one and they didn't belong here either.
"What did you just say?" Crowley asked the mirror, "I sense no magical power from this one, yet their soul is a mixed combination of every dorm. Therefore, no dorm would be appropriate." The students in the chamber began to whisper among eachother as Yuu began to cry. "I-I'm sorry." They said to the mirror as Vulpix pawed at their face to attempt to get them to stop crying. Grim had finally gotten the restrains off of his mouth and gasped for air before yelling, "ME! Let ME have this student's seat! Unlike that human, I can actually use magic! So let me be a student here! Look I'll show you! My spells are the cat's meow!"
The red head from before seemed to get what the cat was saying and yelled out, "everyone, get down!" Grim unleashed his blue flames all over the Mirror Chamber causing the students to all panic and for Yuu to get hit on their back sending them to the floor as they yelled out. Vulpix and Eevee pawed at them worriedly trying to make sure they were okay. "Someone catch that blasted animal before it sets the entire school ablaze!" Crowley commanded and two students accepted the responsibility beginning to chase after Grim. The two managed to back the cat into a corner and the red head cast a spell on him causing a collar to attach around his neck. Unable to use his magic anymore due to the collar.
"Yuu! Was I not clear that you are expected to take responsibility for your familiar?! Now discipline your—" "He's not mine!" Yuu cried now sitting up as the hood fell from their head, revealing their bruised and scuffed up face.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Woooo! First chapter of a new story! And I gotta say, I went hard on this one!
Word count: 1651
Published: April 27th, 2024
Edited: n/a
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themagnusbane · 1 year
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GAP The Series Episode 8 Thoughts
I was out of my house for an engagement all of yesterday, and wasn't able to watch and react to this, when it dropped. Which is why y'all are getting my thoughts quite late. BUT, LET IT NOT BE SAID THAT I DIDN'T HAVE MY SAPPHICS KISSING IN THE BACK OF MY MIND THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE EVENT!!! Why do I have to be a functioning human, when I can just spend all day, lazing in bed and imagining that I was in this show and Tee was mine?????????????????
Anyway, on to my reaction.
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Awwwww. And we're starting with that, hands-shaking-knees-knocking-breath-catching nervousness when you're in bed with your crush and your brain is scrambling with all the emotions!!!!! I really love how that nervous excitement is portrayed differently on both Sam and Mon. I AM SQUEALING like a fucking pig!!!
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2. Wait hold up. So when she meant "let's go to bed" she really meant "let's go to bed?" Sam. Honey. There's a big bed. Right there? And you're with your crush!! She's lying right there! Soft and clean and wrapped in your sheets... BEDS ARE NOT ONLY MEANT FOR SLEEPING!!!!!
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3. Sam inhaling Mon's scent is the most sensual thing I have ever seen. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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4. Wait. Wait. WAIT!!!!!! What in the edging nonsense is this??? Sam, what do you mean by you're going to bed. That can't be all. YOU BETTER COME FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! Jesus. This woman. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MON AND ME???? You can'y have us hot and bothered and just stop. What the fuck?????
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5. I am Mon's frustrated "tch" sound. I feel you Mon. I feel you. The audacity of her sexy ass. And the fact that she actually slept? THE NERVE!
6. Okay. That squeak at the screen is funny af. But also, I'm just noticing her nails. Sam, girl. I hope you weren't planning on putting those nails, with all 'dem stones inside my baby girl Mon. Cuz, hell to the NO! Where is your lesbian etiquette??? Get your nails in order!!! Santana taught you better than that!
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7. Of all the things to be watching right now... Lions fucking? Seriously? THIS SHOW IS A FUCKING RIOT!!!!
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8. Hehehehehehe. Mon is totally fucking with her. She KNEW what "Do it" meant, and totally decided to misunderstand it as wanting to pray instead. And you know what? Girl, I support you. Sam left you all hot and bothered, all night long. Let your inner brat shine!!!!!
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9. Mon is giving you so many chances to just say it. Tell her you want to fuck her Sam. She wants it. You want it. WE ALL WANT IT!!!
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10. Urgh! Kirk's back with his heterosexual bullshit. Boy, she's not going through with firing Mon, not because of your ass. But because that's her girl, and of course she wasn't going to fire her anyway. Sam is NOT interested in marrying you. EVERYONE can see it. Except maybe you. And her witch of a grandmother. Urgh! Future bride my ass.
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11. Gghghghhjghjghjghjg. Chin and Yha are TOTALLY acting suspicious. Why do I get the feeling that both of them are dating as well. Rofl.
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12. The hilarity of everyone assuming that Kirk and Mon are secretly dating behind Sam's back, and not realizing that it's Sam and Mon that are secretly dating behind Kirk's back. The drama of this whole scene is sending me!!!
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13. Sam's coworkers: Ooooh Kirk must be messaging her to flirt with her.
Me, who knows it's Sam sending Mon all the kissing emojis and begging her not to be angry anymore:
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14. Sam's friends are me! I am Sam's friends!!! See their excitement as Mon starts to describe their night together. I'm waiting for the "THAT's IT?????!" screech that would rightfully follow when she's done, cuz THAT IS HOW I FELT TOO!!!!
15. Jim's "OMG. I'm about to go crazy here" is making me feel so seen! Girl, you are about to go crazy, from just hearing about it. Imagine how I felt! I was watching the stupidity in real time!! Sam and her sexually frustrating ass!!
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16. Give her ALL the advice Tee. Look at my queen Tee. She's holding court and laying down the law. "You don't have to top her, but be receptive." A FUCKING QUEEN!!! Tee. Mommy. Goddess. Top me. Please. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. I'm on my knees!!!!
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17. Did Sam just tell Mon "to eat with you"? Cuz, it looks more "to eat you", if you ask me. And with Sam's smirk, and Mon's gulp, I think I'm right. Hehehehehe. I swear, if there isn't at the very least, some heavy petting in this office, I will riot!
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18. Sam's "girl I was about to do a lady and the tramp re-enactment of the spaghetti scene, and you blew me off" frustrated huffs are sending me!!! And you can't even complain about that Khun Sam. Now you know how it feels!!!
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19. She's adorable!!! She actually watched movies as research!! Sam my beloved queen.
20. The kisses. All that tongue. ALL THAT TONGUE!!! The hands on Mon's thigh. The "let me do it". The touching and kissing, and walking backwards, and kissing more against the stairs.... I am dead. Deceased. Dead and buried!!! Ghhjgjhghjghjghjghjghjghjghjghjghjhjg.
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21. Did they just include a nosebleed in this??? I'm dead! I'm fucking dead! OMG!!!! Gghjghjgjhgjhgjhgjhjhg. This show is the best!!!! Rofl!!!
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22. I love LOVE how they both called their individual friends to ask them about sex, when we both know their respective friends are actually already in their very own relationship. Hell, I won't be surprised if Tee and Yuki have already had sex. Tee's too smooth to keep a girl horny and frustrated. You know what? Good on Sam for asking Tee for advice. She and I KNOW THAT TEE'S GOT GAME!!!
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23. Also, shout out to Yuki for knowing all about women having sex with other women!! Aaaaaaaand this totally confirms that she's been having sex with Tee. I can feel it in my bones!!!
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24. Sam and Mon being oblivious to Jim bringing them whiskey to help them get out of their own heads and on to fucking each other, is making me laugh so hard. Jim, beloved. You are a service to sapphics EVERYWHERE!!! I am so sorry that your friend is a dumbass and her girlfriend is just as clueless.
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25. FINALLY!!! SOMEONE SAID IT! Shout out to Jim, the patron saint of the lesbians!!! She finally mentioned the nails!!! I was wondering when Sam was going to realize it! Thank the fuck!!!
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26. The way I was screaming in frustration at Mon stopping Sam from continuing. Like girl!!! We have been waiting FOREVER!!! But her asking that all important question makes so much sense. Sam is still engage to Kirk the heterosexual ideal, and it isn't fair to him or Mon for Sam to basically be playing them both. Now I know Sam has promised to break up with Kirk after she and Mon have sex, but you know what? I'm not holding my breath. Between Kirk and her grandmother, I don't see Sam being able to successfully end it, and that is going to cause my baby girl Mon, so much pain.
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27. Baby's first orgasm. I am so proud. I'm crying. That was so hot. And so beautiful. Freen and Becky really did that. THEY DID THAT! You both did so good!!!
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28. Yooooo!!! They actually finished the entire bottle of scotch. Wow! Just wow!!
29. Mon's satisfied "I got ate out for hours" smile is making me so damn happy. You go girlfriend!! You got the girl, the orgasms and that glow!!! Here is hoping we get many more of these before we are hit with the pain!
30. Fggjhghjghjghjghjghj. Sam's friends are the BEST. I repeat. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
31. Sam's giddy, "I did it with Mon" Facebook post, and smile. This episode has me giddy with ALL THE JOY!!! SO much joy!!!!
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32. Look at them making out in the office. I love it for them! But they are sooooo going to get caught. But damn. Since Sam's gotten a taste of our girl, she just can't stop kissing her!!! And you know what? Valid! Absolutely valid.
33. Mon sweetheart. You're such a good egg. Look at you being so concerned about Kirk. You know he's not going to extend that same concern to you if he was in your shoes, right?
34. I knew it. I knew it. This thing with all three of them being on Facebook, and Sam, posting everything with such glee is going to come and bite them in the ass. Kirk might be a backstabbing twat, but he isn't stupid. He's going to figure it out soon. Best break up with him soon Sam.
35. Damn. Her coworkers really have spun this false narrative about Mon dating Kirk and that being the reason why she was fired. They have no idea that the truth is so much weirder than fiction.
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36. Sam. Honey. What are you doing??? How can you even believe that Mon would do that that? You know her! Yes, I know it's your insecurities and fears acting up, but you know her!!! You know better than to do this??? You can't take all this shit that you're saying back. Why are you hurting your girl like this?
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37. Aaaaaand of course Kirk is here to make everything worse. Boy, did you not hear her say that people at work saw you talking with her and holding her hands, and now assume that you both together? Why are you STILL talking to her and holding her hands???? Let her go, and go sort out your own problems. Urgh!!!!
38. Sam. Sam. Sam. Why? Just... why? Fuck.
39. Aaaaaand of course. Nop is just right there. Didn't she tell you she's not interested in you? When will you get a fucking clue? She's not interested Nop. Be a friend in this moment. That's all she needs.
40. Look at my baby girl crying. I should have known that all that joy in this episode was lulling me into a false sense of complacency. Now look. Mon and I are both crying. Sam why???????
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41. You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sam girl, Nop is right. WHY ARE YOU SO INTENT ON BREAKING YOUR GIRL??? WHAT THE FUCK?!!! Now you're implying that she's hopping from man to man? Mon. Slap her. Slap her. Just hit her straight in the face. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!
42. Oh no you don't. You have ZERO right to be crying right now Sam. None. ZERO. NONE!!!
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Urgh!! Why??? Why couldn't we just get an entire episode filled with happiness? Don't I deserve good things? Don't we all?!!!! I swear, if episode 9 doesn't start with Sam on her knees begging, I AM GOING TO RIOT!! Y'all have a week to fix this. FIX IT!!!
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