#bye bye appendix

[snnynatural]

hello! i just wanted to thank all you sweet bbies that left me kind sweet words. it warmed my heart waking up to them 💛 i am home and resting fom this surprise surgery and probably won't be on to do much for maybe a few days. probably just lurk here and on discord. love you all immensely 💛✨

[rebouks]

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[msftzune]

Still super impressed that I woke up with my phone in my end after the surgery

[molloyism]

life is crazy cause wdym two sides of my moms family who ARENT RELATED AT ALL had the same type of insanely rare cancer

[minhosimthings]

Just another good day interacting with my moots and flipping off some bitch ass anons. Sigh, life is good

[tsunomenom]

so american | ln4 smau

♡ summary: lando’s foolproof plan to skip media day to go to disney world with you backfires ending in an accidental hard launch right before miami

♡ pairing: lando norris x actress!reader

♡ warnings: use of yn, hate comments

♡ faceclaim: chandler kinney

♡ a/n: bye it’s been weeks since miami gp 🙂

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user122 REAL

user034 WAIT SINCE WHEN DID YOU LIKE F1??

user035 tell the truth is your fyp all miami gp edits 👀

yourusername don’t tell anyone 🤫🤫🤫

user199 I COULD SPEND A FEW DAYS IN MIAMI 🕺🕺🕺

user007 okay but in a miami gp way or a will smith way?

user045 it’s such a universal experience of f1 to be obsessed with miami edits 😭😭

user341 but this is the first time i’ve ever seen her mention f1 😭

user004 miami gp vibes > the actual gp 😭😭

yourusername disagree 🥰

user400 oh great another celebrity pretending to be into formula 1 🙄

user143 is it so hard to believe someone could idk ACTUALLY like a sport 😀

��— messages between yn & lando

—— instagram

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f1 McLaren have confirmed Lando Norris will not be attending Media Day! According to the team he is sick.

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user302 max would be proud ngl

user102 considering he’s missing too 😭😭

user041 OMG he’s also having a baby!

user422 i didn’t know lando was pregnant!! who’s is it???

user332 user422 carlos’ obvi 🙄

user481 user332 idk i heard it’s oscar’s 🤨🤨

user310 not real world champion behavior skipping media day 🙄

user444 you cannot be serious

user190 MAX IS LITERALLY ALSO MISSING MEDIA DAY 😭😭😭

user145 hope he feels better before tomorrow!!

user034 OH NO :((

user010 another appendix falls victim to f1??

user122 stop 😭😭

—— twitter

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user951 WTF 😭😭

user177 don’t expose him bros gonna get a fine 🤧🤧

user190 that’s so unprofessional 🙄

user992 literally calm yourself down bro

user470 MYSTERY GIRL?? HE SKIPPED MEDIA DAY FOR A DATE??

user110 PUT SOME RESPECT ON HER NAME THATS YN LN IN THOSE PHOTOS 😭😭

user150 SHUT UP ARE YOU SERIOUS 😭

user225 ROCK ON 🤘

user302 well max would be proud

user111 max taught him how to get out of media days (real)

user040 soooo lando’s on a date at disney with a famous american actress while the rest of the grid is stuck doing media 😭

user176 precisely 🙂‍↕️

yourusername shit 😀

user909 STOP HEY QUEEN

user125 i’m actually like so sad your guys privacy got invaded like that 😭

user420 user125 i mean they were in a public place

user125 user420 doesn’t mean they wanted pictures taken of them 🙄

—— instagram

lando

🎵 Olivia Rodrigo • so american

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lando when you miss your girlfriend’s actual birthday so you take her to disney and miss work just to get exposed by fans and get fined by the fia… worth it 😍

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user102 HARD LAUNCH ‼️‼️‼️

user876 AMERICAN IN THE PADDOCK ONCE AGAIN WE WON

user221 USA USA USA USA

user717 GIRLFRIEND‼️ GIRLFRIEND‼️

mclaren a happy late birthday to yn! maybe no more fines though?

user989 clocked his shit 😭

user187 ADMIN THATS WILD

yourusername my bad queen 🫣

user781 THIS IS CUTE (valid reason for skipping, fia take the fine back 🙂‍↔️)

oscarpiastri I pulled double duty with the media for you

yourusername but it’s okay cause you like me? 🙃

oscarpiastri yourusername 🙂

user771 WAIT HES DATING WILLA FROM ZOMBIES 😭😭😭

user108 MY QUEEN YN LN 😍

alex_albon when fans force your hard launch 😭

lando … worth it 🙃

yourusername lando i trained him like this guys he’s so well behaved ☺️☺️

user004 yourusername AS YOU SHOULD 😭

user120 yourusername teach us your ways 😍

milomanheim HEY I KNOW HER 🤭☝️

milomanheim ROCK ON 🤟

lando 🤟🤟

milomanheim OMG is that THE yn ln?? LIKE THE YN LN 😍😍

yourusername STOPP YOURE EMBARRASSING ME 😭😭

user789 who the fuck is this 😭

user198 user789 he’s her costar and like one of her best friends 😭😭😭

lando dude 😭😭

user890 STAWP THIS IS A CROSSOVER MEANT JUST FOR ME 😭😭😭

user770 REAL

user121 a new american on the grid (wag) but still missing logan sargeant 🤧🤧🤧

yourusername i’ll do my best to represent guys 😭😭 (i miss logan too)

user886 yourusername OH SHES AMERICAN ☝️☝️

f1 We do not promote skipping media days! but admin cannot deny this is adorable :)

yourusername you’re a real one f1 admin 🤧🤧

lando i thought so too (ill try not to skip anymore media days 🫣)

yourusername GUYS DONT WORRY I TOLD HIM ID PAY THE FINE (i’m not paying the fine) (it’s literally my birthday)

user700 BYE I LOVE HER ALREADY

user522 STOP HILARIOUS 😭😭

maxfewtrell you gotta help him out he’ll go broke yn 😔

alex_albon but i thought it… wasn’t your birthday??

lando WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS 😟😟

lando maxfewtrell I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW—

yourusername alex_albon can you like… back off 🤨

—— yourusername instagram story

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user098 it’s iconic queen 🙂‍↕️

lilymhe icon. legend. you are the moment.

➥ yourusername stoppp 😭😭

user191 wear it as a badge of honor

jennaortega brat

➥ yourusername very very brat‼️

user700 it’s okay queen we are all obsessed

user020 ITS ICONIC STOP 😭

user551 best thing to come out of formula 1 in a WHILE 😭😭

user121 still shocks me he’s having to pay SO MUCH 😭

lando such an expensive trip 😪

➥ yourusername and you didn’t even buy yourself ears 😪😪

user912 you’re a legend 😭😭

—— instagram

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f1 What a race we have in prospect 🤩

Our grid for Sunday!

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user989 lando: skips media day, gets a fine. also lando: wins the sprint race and gets on the front row for the race

user179 american girlfriend effect‼️‼️

user182 aww max and lando just wanna be together all the time ☺️☺️

user988 STOP 😭😭

user102 max pulling a max 🙂‍↕️😤

user042 papaya 1-2 tomorrow please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

user121 lando getting the good luck from his american girlfriend (it’s real) (rawr 🦅)

user030 her patriotism makes him go fast

user092 USA USA USA

user120 is this… america deciding lando is a honorary american??

yourusername yes.

user033 yourusername the queen has spoken. he’s basically american.

—— drivers’ press conference

(pic 1: Journalist: Lando, one last question: You confirmed your relationship this week with actress, Yn Ln, after you skipped media day to spend it with her. How are you feeling about that now? And has that affected you this week?)(pic 2: Lando: I knew this would come up! *laughs* God, uhm... I don't think it's affected my driving this week. Let's start there, and I’m feeling good about it. We've been together a while, and we were not planning on "hard-launching" anytime soon... but things happen. We're good. We had fun at Disney, and I’d pay a thousand fines if it meant making her happy.)

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user221 his answer is SOO??

user031 ITS SO CUTE 😭😭🤧

user102 HOW LONG IS AWHILE??

user223 HE SAID HED PAY A THOUSAND FINES 😪😪

user025 excuse me while i go lay in the street because WTF

user178 i’ve seen enough i need him on podium so we get cute little shots of her watching him 😪😪😪

user992 i’m obsessed

user176 such couple goals

user111 IM SO DONE 😭😭

user276 FIA TAKE THE FINE BACK

user032 ENOUGH everyone else can GO HOME because no one is EVER beating them 😪

user229 best couple in the paddock

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 , 𝐋𝐍𝟒

summary , when making a guest appearance on your youtube series chicken shop date you were surprised by how much you actually enjoyed his company and the rest was history

pairing , lando norris x fem! youtuber! reader

main masterlist | f1 masterlist | lando norris masterlist

yourinstagram now playing: friday - riton, nightcrawlers, mufasa & hypeman

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yourinstagram landonorris has my heart racing 🏎️ chickenshopdate out Friday !

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user Lando is literally perfect for this you don't understand

user brb need a pit stop you two are too good together ❤️‍🔥

user ICONIC collab 😮‍💨🙌🏽

user cold

charles_leclerc me next??? ⤷ landonorris no she mine ⤷ yourinstagram ummmmm since when sirrrr

user STOP STOP STOP IM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!

user He’s P1 in our hearts 😍🧡

user Get him some fish sticks

user ok song choice, you know what’s up

user can already hear his giggles

user Yeah, we needed this for sure

user IT'S FRIDAY THENNN 🕺

user Lando buzzing that he gets to eat a proper meal for once 😂

user At this point I don’t watch for the celebrities, I watch for Y/N.

user the capri sun is so iconic

user Weird, I’m jealous of a ketchup bottle

user BROOO IS THAT HOW IT FEELS TO GO ON A DATE WITH LANDOOO!???? cause im in

user We can’t gatekeep him anymore😭

user So this is what a date with Lando Norris is like?

user not him and charles beefing in the comments over Y/N 😭😭

user 😭 HOW 😭 DOES 😭 IT 😭 FEEL 😭 TO 😭 BE 😭 LIVING 😭 MY 😭DREAM 😭

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landonorris replied to your story!

you love me really

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yourinstagram

yourinstagram The secret is out 💋 chickenshopdate with landonorris out now!

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user RUNNING TO WATCH RN

user Y/N if you don’t I will

user Please make out with every guest, okay thank you bye

user STOP SMILING MAN WHAT THE HECK HE IS SO CUTE

user “i’m down” fell to my knees in the grocery store

user LMFAOO the way she answered “playing hard to get” too😭😭😭😭

user The LIP BITE after the ‘even hotter if I was in there’ 😅😅😅 OH MY

user LMAO she still didn’t follow him back😭😭😭😭😭

user lmk when someone writes this fanfic pls

user Y/N. This man is in love with you.

user Man was offended by "thats why your not winning" 😭

user Nah because they’re cuteeeee together 😩😩

user Wow I think I might like this one more than the one with central cee 😭

user Freaking get married right now

user he’s so bashful loveeee

user best duo ever ahahahahaah so chaotic

user Wasn’t long enough!!!!! 😭😭

user Okay, now I need every F1 racer to do chicken shop date

user This is a real date

user Lmao, best crossover

user This is illegal 😭 too cute😍

user PLS HE COULDN'T EVEN STOP BLUSHING 😩😩😩

user Amelia, this is so darn cute, please just date him already

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Y/N L/N → LANDO NORRIS | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

landonorris

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landonorris Gonna go get my appendix removed. Apparently you do it and you win a race soooooo…. congrats Carlitos 🌶️ #weightloss

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user CARLANDO. 🙏

yourinstagram Yay you were faster !!! 😍 xxx ⤷ landonorris all for you bae ⤷ user 😭💀 ⤷ user CSD effect💅 ⤷ user HELP HE WAS ⤷ user followed him back after getting on the podium 😂😂😂 ⤷ user it’s the power of love….🎶 ⤷ user more Y/N motivation 😍😍😍👏👏 ⤷ user FAV WAG 🥰 ⤷ user the most supportive gf for real ⤷ user not him calling her bae on the main

user What a duo 🔥

user Another Carlando podium….Another happy day 😁

user every racing driver about to go remove their appendix

user CARLANDO NATION! WE WON 🧡❤️

user All drivers take notes 📝 🤣🤣

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so is this still a no for that chicken shop date??

get lando's blessing and then we'll talk

[gothamite-rambler]

Bruce (on the phone): How sick are you?

Dick (on the phone): You ever felt like you got hit by a car in the rain and then go back to a really cold apartment and sleep... And someone threw a baseball at your head? Yeah that.

Tim (in the background): Wow... That was descriptive, but I get it.

Bruce (hesitation): I don't mean to be rude.

Jason (in the background): This is going to be good.

Bruce: Shut up. Dick, child of mine... Are you lying to me?

Dick (sniffling): Why would I lie?

Bruce (failing at manipulation): Because... You're lazy.

Dick (not falling for it): Try again, you know that's not true.

Bruce: Because ... you've faked being sick before to get out of work.

Dick (raising his voice): My appendix exploding wasn't me faking it! I had to get surgery!

Bruce (suspicious): That's real convenient, isn't it?

Dick: Oh... My God! — And I just gave myself a headache. If you doubt me you can come here and see the garbage bin filled with vomit!

Dick covered his mouth and retched into the same waste bin next to him.

Dick (raising his voice): I am fucking sick and if you fucking come into my apartment AGAIN I will stick my foot up your ASS!

Jason (in the background): God damn! He's mad... I love it!

Bruce sighed.

Damian (chiming in): Dick... I heard Robitussin helps sick people. Jason uses it a lot.

Dick: I... Will try. Can I hang up the phone now?

Bruce (frustrated): Your land lady is going to call the cops if I sneak in again... fine! I still doubt your that sick.

Tim: You did what?

Bruce: It's a long story, get well son. Bye!

Bruce ended the call and Dick sighed placing the pillow over his eyes and screaming in it for a few seconds as his dog hopped on the bed.

Dick: I should've went back to the circus where things made sense!

[glai1023-blog]

This chart is actually false, Ollie is a Lestappen child. However, things are chaotic at RB right now so Max was like, "Ollie-bear, stay with your Papa for now, while things are chaotic" but then Carlos' appendix decided that it wants to go bye-bye and Charles thought its a good idea to let Ollie run wild at the Jeddah circuit of all places. So now Max is having a mental breakdown that's why he was intently watching Ollie's first few laps in FP3 before making his own runs 😂😂😂

[maggieandsturn]

𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘗𝘐𝘛𝘈𝘓 — 𝚖. 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚘

✎summary: matt visits the reader in the hospital

✎warnings, notes: hospital setting, implied surgery, mentions breaking a bone + appendectomy/appendicitis, mention colostomy bag

"Matthew, I'm fine, swear on my life," You sigh, fiddling with the thin hospital blanket covering your lower body. Your cracked phone is sitting on your lap, displaying Matt's profile picture while you’re on a call together.

"Babe, you’re in the hospital, no one who's "fine" goes to the hospital," He grumbles. "Okay, I'm almost there. I’m going to hang up now."

"Okay, bye. Love you."

"I love you, too."

You scan your barren hospital room. About two hours ago, you rode your bike to the hospital after feeling debilitating cramps. Looking back, the ambulance fee (a/n: 'murica🇺🇸🫡) might have been worth it, because right before getting to the emergency room a particularly bad cramp hit you, and you lost your balance and fell off your bike, fracturing your wrist.

You ended up being diagnosed with appendicitis, getting your appendix taken out, and a splint on your right wrist (a/n: say that ten times fast lol) in the same hospital trip. Once you received your phone, which was damaged in the bike crash, you immediately called your boyfriend.

All of a sudden, your door bursts open, and your brunet boy runs toward you. You could tell he wanted to jump on your bed and hug you and give you a million kisses all over your face, but he was holding back in shock at your fragile state.

"Matt, c'mere," You smile, opening your arms, letting him know you’re okay. He leans over your bed and kisses your splint before burying his face in your neck. "Hey, It's okay, bud. I'm okay."

He pulls away, covering his face with his hands. "I'm sorry, I know. I just... I don’t know. It's scary." He admits, taking a fingernail in his mouth.

You grab his arm to stop him. "Hey, none of that," you smile. Matt hesitantly pulls a chair beside your bed, rubbing his thumb against the back of your left hand. "What are your brothers doing?"

He shrugs. "Watching TV, I think? I kind of left in a rush," he chuckles nervously. "How are you?"

"Good, like I told you," you tease him. "Although, I think this place is haunted." You whisper, making him crack a smile. "Every so often, the stench of a colostomy bag wafts by my room. I think it's the ghost of an old man named... Matteo."

That gets a chuckle out of Matt. "Wow, not even trying to be subtle. I don’t believe any old man is named Matteo, it's a pretty modern name, you know."

"You’re right, I think his name was actually... Mortimer!"

Matt shakes his head as he lets out a full laugh. "Mortimer? What, is he from the 17th century?"

You shrug, smiling. "Maybe. You'll have to tell me if the colostomy bag smells like potatoes or Papa John's."

✎a/n: sorry for the abrupt or odd ending, not really sure what else to add. thanks for reading!!

[bell-swamp-fitzjames]

Oops all the rest of them! for the Terror (2018) playlists

Happy Silna 1b!!!!!!!! And nearly goodbye to davechella & to this project! What am I going to do when i don't... have playlists to make for the terror? I'll find something. Anyways. For the final playlists we have Koveyook, James CLARK Ross, Silna's dad, Ross's Translator, and the Netsilik Hunter!

Thank u to davechella, to dave k, and to all who check my playlists out. This event has been the most incredible thing ever and I'm glad to have 65 playlists to remember this whole experience by PLUS the official ones. So. Music is so incredible and the terror is so incredible. Peace and love on planet earth <3

Also thank u @freakvampire for helping on the James Clark Ross playlist, truly helped me find inspiration in the darkest moment

Koveyook [LINK]

Sooq by Tarrak, Peand-eL || Toornaarsuk by IVA || Here Comes The Sunbird by Allinall || Dead Souls by The Tiger Lillies || A Song For A Friend Who Died by Norma Tanega || Split Me Open by Mannequin Pussy || Kuuq- Flood by Silla and Rise || Moment of Bliss by Gaelynn Lea || When I Can't Sleep by Pascal Pinon || Ugly Cherries by PWR BTTM || Wide Eyed Lonely Ghost by Mangy Bones || Pair of Wings by Frankie Rose || Big Houses by Squalloscope || The Final Push to the Sum (Cassette Demo) by Grandaddy || Doomin' Sun by Bachelor, Jay Som, Palehound || Annika by Bjorn Olsson || Minotaur Forgiving Thesuses by Moonface, Spencer Krug || What Have They Done To You Now by Daniel Knox || Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter

James Clark Ross [LINK]

Bye Bye Love by The Cars || Nobody But Me by The Human Beinz || Song for Pablo by klark sound || Super Duper Rescue Heads! by Deerhoof || Telephone Line by ELO || Why Is It So Hard To Say Goodbye by Vundabar || New Wing In The Sail by They Owe Us || Mr. Roboto by Styx || The Grey King And The Silver Flame Attunement by The Mountain Goats || We Will Become Silhouettes by The Postal Service || Cruel Summer by Bananarama || Under the Waves by Pseudosix || High on a Rocky Ledge by Moondog, Ghost Train Orchestra || September by Earth, Wind, & Fire || Here I Dream I Was An Architect by The Decemberists || Expectations by Belle and Sebastian || Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel || Snowfall by The Halo Benders || Old Friend by Mitski || Many-Legged Boatmen by Appendix Out

Silna's Father [LINK]

ataataga- Acoustic by Riit || Spirit Child by Willie Thrasher || You and Me by Neil Young || Love Is Love, Pt. 2 by Quantum Tangle || Ocean Breath- Remastered 2021 || Snowblind by Tanya Tagaq || Tjorn by Bjorn Olsson || Kituriat by The Jerry Cans || Walkin' My Cat Named Dog by Norma Tanega || Kinngamiurjuiguuq by Beatrice Deer || Hey, Hey, Hey Brother by John Angaiak || So Qaigit (Come With Me) by Twin Flames || Anuri by Ivaluarjuk || Sons & Daughters by The Decemberists || Speak To Me Dead by Pinc Louds

Translator [LINK]

Dead Man Walking by Jon Bellion || Translation by Piky Rd || The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists || The Things Left Unsaid by Caleb Burhans, Tarab Cello Ensemble || Creature Fear by Bon Iver || Exposition by Takenobu || You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead Or Alive || Cedarsmoke by Sea Wolf || Sun Will Set by Zoe Keating, Zoe Clare Keating || The Dust You Kick Up Is Too Fine by Sunset Rubdown

Netsilik Hunter [LINK]

Ua by Tarrak || Uerisimaartitaaneq by Sauwestari || Arctic Hallows by Piqsiq || buff & buffet by AGGRASOPPAR || I Am A Rock by Simon & Garfunkel || Dog Eat Dog by The Tiny || Glerkastalinn by K.ola || Wolves Don't Live By The Rules by Willie Thrasher || Al'Chaiba by Gulaza || Apocalyptic Friend by Eef Barzelay

[traveler-at-heart]

Hi 🥰

🐾

Thank you for the prompt!

High on love

“Landing in 5 minutes” Clint announced as he checked over the screen.

“Thank God” Natasha muttered. It’s been almost six weeks since the mission started and she’s eager to see you.

“Are you going to see your girl?”

“She’s not my girl”

“Yet”

As soon as they landed, Fury walked up to them.

“Let’s debrief now”

“Oh, Fury… I actually have to get to the medbay” Natasha began to limp. Clint hid a smile as she pretended to be in pain.

“You once stayed at a meeting while stitching yourself up” the man reminded her, unimpressed.

“What can I say, not all of us are super soldiers. We’re getting old, right, Barton?”

She doesn’t wait for an answer and limped away, as Clint and Fury watched her committ to the lie.

“She’s going to see that chick doctor, isn’t she”

“Yeap”

—

“Agent Romanoff, how can we help you?” A nurse greeted as soon as Natasha walked in. She’s no longer pretending to limp but she figures there might be another way to get your attention.

“Just reporting after a mission for a general check up. Doctor Y/L/N is usually in charge”

“Oh, she’s getting prepped for surgery”

Well, damn. As head of the department, you were usually in and out of the OR at any given hour.

“I’ll come back when she’s out then”

“Yeah, it’s gonna take a while for her to wake up from the anesthesia”

“Wait, what? I thought you meant she was performing surgery, not being the one…”

“Well, she was feeling sick this morning and after running some tests we found her appendix was the issue” Natasha stared at the woman and she could immediately telll the spy was worried. “It’s a very simple procedure. They’re starting in ten minutes. Would you like to see her?”

Natasha nodded and walked behind the nurse to one of the patient rooms.

“She’s heavily sedated so… uh… yeah” the nurse warned before knocking.

“Come iiiiin. Oh my God, is this a dream? Natty!! It’s been so long since I’ve seen you” you smiled and raised a hand, hoping Natasha would take it.

She blushed at the nickname. So far, all she had heard you call her was Agent Romanoff and a very stern “Natasha” when she insisted on going on a mission with broken ribs.

“How was your mission, darling?” you sighed and she chuckled. “My God, you have the loveliest smile”

“The mission went great. I came here to see you but it seems like you’ll need me to take care of you for a change”

“I hate needles, Natty. And I’ll have a scar. Bye bye bikinis” you pouted, lifting your hospital gown to show your still intact skin.

“Let’s not…” she pulled it down just in time for the nurse to open the door and take you to the OR.

“Natty, walk with me” you pleaded as you were wheeled away. “If I die…”

“You’re not gonna die, Y/N”

“But if I do… I just want you to know that I think you’re beautiful and smell really, really nice and anyone would be lucky to have you. And do you like Italian food because I can make an amazing lasagna and then we’ll make out in my couch”

“Oh my God” the intern walking next to your bed was desperately trying to make it stop. He knew how much you’d regret saying all of that to Natasha, in front of several staff members.

“Please rush Doctor Y/L/N to OR 1. This is as far as you can go, Agent”

“She’s gonna be ok, right?”

“I’ll let you know as soon as she’s out of surgery, if you’d like”

“Yes, please”

He nodded once again, following your bed as you waved and screamed.

“Byeee, Natty”

—

Natasha stared at her empty cup of coffee, still wondering what she should do with the things you’d said.

Considering how many drugs were on your system, it could all be meaningless.

Should she act on it?

“Agent Romanoff” the intern stood before her, trying to appear casual. The truth was, most of the Medbay’s staff was scared of her. “She’s back in her room, we’re just waiting for her to wake up. It could take a while”

“But everything went ok? She’s gonna be fine?”

“Yes. She just needs bedrest for at least two weeks. Which I suspect she won’t like”

Natasha chuckled and followed him back to your room. You were sleeping peacefully, your vitals stable.

Still, Natasha disliked the sight of you in a hospital bed.

“You can tell nurse Richards to page me once she wakes up. A-assuming you’ll wait here for her…”

“I will, thank you”

He nodded once again and closed the door behind him. Natasha approached your side and placed a small strand of hair behind your ear.

Aside from some physical exams, she’d never been so close to you. Free to examine your face, she noticed a small scar right above your left eyebrow, a birth mark near your right cheek….   

She could stare at you forever, and she almost did, dragging a chair to sit next to your bed.

An hour and a half later, your eyes struggled to open.

“Mmm”

“Hey, I’m here, Y/N. You’re ok.” the redhead took your hand, her thumb drawing soothing circles.

“Nat?”

“Hi, detka. How are you feeling?”

“Like a bus ran me over several times. But it’s good to see you” you admitted with a smile. You weren’t as forward as before, probably because the anesthesia was wearing off.

“Right back at you” she smiled softly.

“I had the weirdest dream while I was all high” you chuckled. “That you were here and I practically flashed you in my hospital gown and then asked you out in the least romantic way possible…”

Natasha looked to the ceiling, trying to hide her blush.

“Natasha, that was a dream, right? RIGHT?”

“Uhmmm…”

“OH MY GOD”

“What’s wrong?” the intern walked in at that moment. “I told you to page me when she woke up” he scolded Natasha but one glare from the redhead and he was back to being scared. “Your heart rate is way up right now”

“Yeah, that’s nothing medical, trust me” you answered, mortified. The intern looked between the two of you and nodded.

“Right. I think we can discharge you tomorrow, Chief”

“Thanks, George”

He nodded and left you alone again, in the middle of a very awkward silence.

“I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable”

“Go out with me” Natasha said as you spoke.

“What?” you smiled, and she squeezed your hand.

“Would you go on a date with me?” she said and you nodded.

“Lasagna at my place” you offered, trying to  raise yourself from the bed. “Ouch”

“For now, let’s stick to take out”

“Deal”

[timeturner-jay]

I just saw your requests are open and you BEST believe I'm gonna want to send in a million of them (I will restrain myself don't worry)

For the first one, I don't know what LOTR characters you're okay with writing (I tried to find a list but I didn't see one, maybe I'm just blind idk.)

Anywayssss....Aragorn with the word heartbeat?

I think that would be sweet. I hope I did this right 😰 love ur stuff btw!!

The city below was abustle with song and celebration, and a brisk breeze blew up and into the courtyard, carrying with it the scent of grilled foods, and the fragrance of the first flowers of spring. Indeed, they were hung up all along the main roads, woven into skilful wreaths and garlands; Minas Tirith was in a festive mood, and the people had decorated their homesteads beautifully for this grand occasion. Their king, after all, would welcome his two-hundred-and-tenth year on the morrow. From high above, where the Citadel overlooked all the rings below, King Elessar Telcontar watched, a gentle smile on his aged face. Even from this distance, he could see his people rejoicing in the streets; his eyes had not betrayed him in his old age, remaining youthful and bright even when his body had not. Alas, he felt every year of his life weighing on his shoulders these days, and his mind had been wandering lately, to the places his body could no longer follow. The beat of his heart was still strong beneath his trembling palm, but he knew; it was time. This was the gift given to his people – to go when they felt the time was right, to bid their loved ones farewell while their minds were still clear and their eyes still bright. The breeze whispered through white hair, murmuring softly of lost friends and worlds beyond, instead of the ringing ballads sung in the streets below. His heart beat in tune, steady and calm, pushing blood and life through his veins yet. He knew that tomorrow, he would ask it to cease, after he had spoken to all those dear to him one final time, and kissed their brows good-bye. And he would hold Arwen in his arms, and together they would fall asleep and step beyond the circles of this world, and they would sing and dance and wander like they did when he was young, and greet the new horizons hand-in-hand. A lilting tune drifted up from the celebrations below, a famous ballad for a century-old Fellowship, and the old king leaned into the wind, and closed his youthful eyes with a peaceful sigh. Yes, he was quite ready for a new adventure.

Anon, thank you so much for your sweet words and your lovely prompt! I very much enjoyed writing this one! And I hope you also enjoy my humble imitation of Tolkien's writing style. Reading the appendix about the Fellowship's final years always fills me with the most wonderful bittersweetness, and I hoped to capture that feeling in this little piece. But it definitely deserved more than 100 words, so it came out a little longer than my usual drabbles. Aragorn deserves nothing less!

My drabble requests are still open to everyone who wants to send some in! My apologies for taking a while to get to them though, I've been somewhat busy these last few weeks.

[thelikesofus]

(these are all facts about me btw)

[lunarcovehq]

Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby

FRIDAY THE 13TH - PLOT DROP

tw amnesia, kidnapping, missing organ, organ harvesting

It's that time of year again and, as wise tales go, Friday the 13th is one of the few days a year known for being unlucky. But, what those outside of the Cove don’t know, is the reason as to why.  Friday the 13th just so happens to be a day when Pixies can not only temporarily give their luck to another through touch, but can take it. Throughout the day, regardless of the fae’s control over their abilities, if a pixie touches another, albeit it accidentally or intentionally, they will steal that individual’s luck. The pixie in question will be even more lucky than before, while the person they came into contact with will have horribly unlucky things begin to happen to them one after the other. Their electronics might short circuit, their beverages will spill over, their food will be spoiled etc. But, don’t worry. After 24 hours, their luck will be returned to them. Though an unlucky day isn't the only thing in store for the Lunar Covians.

Something wicked seems to be brewing in the air. Both Billie Fitz (@swimmingwiththefitzes) and Poppy Reed ( @moonglowmagic), woke up this morning in cold sweets having terrible nightmares the night before. They can barely keep their eyes open, haunted by an unsettling feeling festering in their chest as if they can't shake this ominous feeling of being drawn to something, but they can't quite put their finger as to why. Low and beyond, the nightmares have no end in day in sight, these two better get used to some restless nights.

Meanwhile, across town, there is someone else who seems to have had quite the night. One Todd Miller ( @xthetoddinatorx ) awakes in the middle of a field in Echo Acres. His head still feels foggy as though he had spent the previous night out partying, only he doesn't seems to have any memories of the past 48 hours. He is seen stumbling through town, muttering something about an 'alien abduction' and how he woke up in a crop circle with a suspicious looking glint of excitement in his eyes. Only that glint will quickly dwindle when he finally makes his way home to change to find fresh stitches across the lower right side of your abdomen right where his appendix should be...

What happened the night of the 12th? And what more is in store for the Cove with Friday the 13th?

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Plot drop alert! We couldn't let this day go bye without dropping anything, so we hope this plot drop acts as an intriguing tease as what is to come/will be revealed (in part) at our fall event later on.

The plot drop is completely optional for you to react to IC, so if you’d like your character to react to the above, you are more than welcome to, but please don’t feel obligated to.

Also, if you would like to volunteer your characters to be part of the chaos event posts (as some characters were mentioned above) and haven't yet, please reach out via a ticket or the main.

Last, but not least, we hope you have fun!

[arry-katt310]

Soooo, I'm gonna explain more on Andrew bc I have nothing better to do.

He was born to a wealthy family back in the 1930s.

Andrew was privately tutored in math, English and history so his parents didn't have to worry about school and stuff. Not only that, but they had concerns about the power he was born with, so it worried them a lot less if he didn't leave the house. He was a pretty intelligent kid.

His parents were pretty neglective bc they were always so busy. Bc of this, his parents hired a girl to live with them and take care of their son. This girl had long and flowey red hair (similar to Maddie) that he absolutely adored. He called her his sister bc of how involved with his life he was.

When he was 9, he attended a birthday party that ended it horrible deaths, since he was immortal, he survived the attack. His parents believed he couldn't handle the trauma on his own, so they put him in the asylum.

Going back to the girl, she tried to talk his parents out of it, but they ignored her and then told her to leave their house bc she's unneeded now until their son returns.

Throughout the only year he was there, he was terribly injured and beaten, leaving him in excruciating pain.

When Vivi took him home, he had to put him in the hospital wing for what felt like weeks. One of his wounds caused him to have his appendix taken out, which he freaked out about before and after the surgery bc he just felt sick thinking about taking an organ out of a body. Which is a reason Vivi never told him about his $u!c!de.

Andrew took a very long time to recover from his injuries bc he stressed out a lot a didn't really try to rest after them.

After he met Maddie, he quickly became attached her, which was concerning to Vivi bc how he was introduced to her was Maddie arguing with Vivi for the hundredth time.

Ig it makes sense that he really likes Maddie bc she reminds him of his old babysitter.

Maddie not only looks like her, but also is very sweet to him and really likes being near him. She stayed the night with him in the hospital wing once when he was scared to be there alone.

So there's that! Bye!

Vivi- @sanityshorror