#c: harley quinn

[charlietheepicwriter7]

"...The first and only therapist I ever saw tried to vaporize my sister in order to influence certain students at my school to commit suicide."

Harley stared down at the kid, nodding with understanding. "That's rough, buddy."

[batmantasdaily]

Happy Birthday, Mr J

[dcmultiverse]

Harley Quinn in Harley Quinn #22 (2022)

[caroldantops]

Ooo, if you’re really up to more Harley thoughts, then I’ve got plenty!!

Like like like, Service Top!Harley

She absolutely has a love/hate relationship with bondage. On one hand (hehe), she hates not being able to touch you but on the other hand, she absolutely has trouble with knowing what to do with her hands during sex and so having them tied behind her back while she’s eating you out /vigorously/ just lets her focus on the feeling instead of feeling awkward

So, it’s like “mmm sweat cheeks, you taste /so/ good, but I wanna touch you so bad, please lemme touch you I promise to make you feel so good just let me touch you please” but like you’re already working up to your third orgasm and so you can’t really respond so Harley (like the adhd queen she is) lifts her head a little and is like “baby did you even hear me? I sai-“ she’s quickly shut up by you pulling her face back down by her hair, activating another kink of hers, hair pulling and needless to say she’s back at the task at hand (for like 5 minutes before she’s begging again)

Or or or, Harley who’s hardcore into public play, but not because of the risk, honestly she couldn’t care less if anyone sees. She’ll just knock em out hard enough to forget they saw anything. No, what she loves is how shy and embarrassed you get, desperately trying to appear normal and stay quiet as she carelessly rams three fingers inside you until you’re crying and she’s just “aw pumpkin, don’t cry! Somebody might come up and ask what’s wrong and then they’ll see what we’re doing under the table, hmmmm and that would be just /awful/ wouldn’t it? Cause then I’d have to k!ll them and nobody wants that, huh?” before curling her fingers even deeper and it’s too much and makes you cum immediately mmmmmm

Also, Harley would be the QUEEN of petnames. Literally everything under the sun, she’ll call you it, even making up petnames just for you, shaking her head and scrunching her face when she tries one that doesn’t really fit saying “uh-uh, nevermind not that one”

Ughhh, I should be writing right now but instead I’m obsessing over Harley Quinn, eh there’s worse things to be doing.

(also, I don’t if this is just me, but tumblr won’t let me use html formatting under anon and I don’t remember that happening before, has that always been a thing?)

-(a procrastinating) M anon

"Somebody might come up and ask what’s wrong and then they’ll see what we’re doing under the table, hmmmm and that would be just /awful/ wouldn’t it? Cause then I’d have to kill them and nobody wants that, huh?"

(also i think the not letting anons use html isnt new new but it like recent within the last maybe 6 months? idk)

[dcconfessions]

I am going to be very honest, I don’t think the Jewish representation that some of y’all fawn over is all that. Harley is a very whatever type of character when it’s comes to it and Bruce is much closer to now being Jewish. I don’t like it when characters are Jewish on a technicality. It’s lazy.

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[martyrbat]

batman and harley quinn #4

harvey singing duets at random karaoke bars is actually so dear to me....

[shinebrightsweetdove]

I promise I ain’t a bad guy, I’m just a humble librarian who totally isn’t allied with vigilantes whatsoever and wanted to celebrate your birthday?

a random starter for @quinnzelles​

—✹ “EH, it’s not like you’re doing anything bad,” Sylvia muttered under her breath while entering the party location. Of course, it had to be at the manor. A place she wanted to avoid. But...With people distracted from the festivities it only meant some light snooping. Geez, maybe her intentions weren’t out of goodwill after all. 

“Hey! Um! I heard it’s your birthday? Happy birthday! Here’s a book on clowning. I thought it was funny. And you’re the funniest clown in Gotham by far, so,” Sylvia sets the cakes down on a table before summoning her gift for Harley. Typically she’d be more careful with her abilities, considering it would only out her as the Crescent Dove, a known hero to stick around the library and keep whatever fights spurred up by the bats or super villains away from the palace of public knowledge. And well, she didn’t want a library of Alexandria situation on her hands. “Here are the books. Oh and I drew you a comic, it’s really stupid. But It’s you knocking the Bat out with one of your iconic weapons.” 

Okay so maybe I wanna time myself to see how fast I can find--Wait is Bruce tied up? Should I cut him down? No. Yes. Obviously yes, that’s the right thing to do. But, he is a rich guy. Ehhhh but he does goodwill. But he keeps...Like, beating people up. Okay, maybe I stabbed a guy and then broke his jaw by accident when defending the library last week--wait, what was I wanted to do? OH YEAH--Totally gonna snoop and touch all the things in the manor and try to find the bat cave. I’m curious to see how big that penny really is. And it’s shiny. 

[weinzapfel]

In which Barbie meets Harley Quinn in the real world

[waterfire1848]

Poison Ivy: Batman, we thought you were dead.

Bruce: Sorry to disappoint. We were undercover.

Harley: We?

[ Robin appears next to Batman after dropping out of the Batplane. ]

The Riddler: Is that a child?!

Bruce: Let’s dance.

Harley: How exactly do you plan on-

Bruce: Robin!

[ Dick attacks Two-Face. ]

The Penguin: Be careful! Having a son has only made him stronger and more unstable!

Bruce: You all should have called for backup.

Catwoman: We should have called child protective services.

[dailydcvillains]

Selina Kyle & Harley Quinn in Gotham City Sirens #4

[batmantasdaily]

Just a normal argument between a murderous clown and his equally murderous girlfriend

[dcmultiverse]

Harley Quinn in Harley Quinn #21 (2022)

[spopsalt]

I uh...ahem...see a similarity

[caroldantops]

Hmmm, Harley will always get me hormy so there’s an endless supply of thoughts running through my tiny brain

For instance, the birds of prey grocery store scene, but a sex toy shop. Just Harley grabbing whatever’s pretty and shiny, not really looking at what it actually is or does. Then bringing them home and testing them all on you (sometimes even all at once) and getting so excited whenever she finds a certain toy that gets a big reaction out of you, squealing “Oh we are so totally using this one again”

(Also booo, jeez tumblr just doesn’t want me to succeed! What am I gonna do without my <i> ???)

-M anon

YEAAA she’s silly

also object insertion with harley would go crazy

[dcconfessions]

Harley Quinn and Rick Flag would make for a way better romantic pairing than Harley Quinn with either Joker or Poison Ivy.

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[martyrbat]

harley quinn (2000) #1

[ID: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, and Cassandra Cain ambushing a gang as they're all in their respective costumes. Tim quips to Nightwing, “Cheer up—they probably never even heard of Batgirl!” Behind Cass, a criminal suddenly points a gun at their head as he states, “Never hear of her again, either...” Out of nowhere, Batman swoops down and hits the criminal, causing the gun to go flying out of his hands! He tells him, “She never would have let you pull that trigger. Be glad I got to you first.” END ID]