#causing problems on purpose

[st4r-t3ars]

Elias: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Martin: I did. I broke it.

Elias: No. No, you didn’t. Jon?

Jon: Don’t look at me. Look at Melanie!

Melanie: What?! I didn’t break it.

Jon: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Melanie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Jon: Suspicious.

Melanie: No, it’s not!

Basira: If it matters, probably not… Tim was the last one to use it.

Tim: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Basira: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tim: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Martin: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Elias.

Elias: No. Who broke it?

Melanie: Daisy’s been awfully quiet…

Daisy: Really?!

Melanie: Yeah, really!

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Elias: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces.

[s-darling-art]

New Jason Design?!? 😱😱

[mxgalodon]

[With a dull thump, Megalo Don dropped his Dominator to the ground, lodging the hammer's head into the compacted dirt with ease. This felt familiar. This felt...]

[The charges were set, primed, and ready to go - he need only flick the lid off the detonator and press a single button. They were carefully placed to keep the destruction contained to this small corner of Pleasant Park. The building was empty. It would all happen on his terms, how he planned it, and when he was ready.]

[Megalo Don took a deep breath, giving himself a moment to gather his wits. He had a part to play: one of the evil, destructive warlord, one who sought only to cause chaos simply because he took joy in being cruel and heartless. He knew how those people worked. Once upon a time... he knew how to be one.]

[Holding out the detonator, he exhaled.]

"Kaboom."

[Your turn, Agent Jones... take the bait. Come be the hero.]

[prettiestbabyy]

Omw to cause problems on purpose bc fuck everyone.

[tkachuktkaching]

Matthew Tkachuk of the Florida Panthersin action against the Carolina Hurricanes at the Amerant Bank Arena on November 30, 2024 in Sunrise, Florida

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[justjanusthings]

[sil-e-goose]

my girl Haukea who enjoys causing problems for her sister and trying to find someone to make out with and is also prettier than Avra and Tev put together so really this shouldn’t be too much of a challenge right

[gravunmatched]

I mean if he doesn’t want me to draw on his face… don’t sleep near me after Sanji bought me markers😈❤️😘.

[themyscirah]

George Pérez really cooked when he invented Wonder Woman for the first time in 1987 huh

[knightsofuwu]

Somehow still not banned

[secretagentsloveblogs]

im sorry (but not really)

[doomspaniels]

Tristan enjoys the Busy Buddy (small): "steals" it from my side table, carries it to the dog bed to roll around, and then brings it to me when he's done. It doesn't hold much, but Tristan being able to carry it makes it perfect for a little bedtime routine.

[netscapenavigator-official]

Actually, now that I have this typewriter, I’m gonna start typing up random "case files" that simply aren’t true (like SCP-type shit), putting them in Manila envelopes, stamping them with fake “classified” stamps, and then leaving them in opportune places out in public, just to start problems within conspiracy theory circles.

[ranger-danger-tokio]

@johto-golden-boy This u?

[tkachuktkaching]

The face of a man thinking of the mayhem he's going to unleash on the Bruins once the game gets underway. And yes he did!

(Photo by Eliot J. Schechter/NHLI via Getty Images)