#chaos and destruction

[plutotrinelilith812]

🕯🌸🌀🌿

The embodiment of the Ancestors

[nyasters69]

What if I show y'all Calamity!Almond Cookie? In a nutshell he's self-aware, has wings can use & he somehow died but got Reborn. Also he likes memes

[fonkeloog]

I’m a very firm believer that we should actually let the Marauders and co. be ginormous assholes. Let Sirius and Regulus eviscerate people who upset them, let James hex someone who set Remus off on a bad day, let Peter make an annoying classmate fail every assignment they get that day, let Lily smile while shredding apart a person’s self-esteem because they were rude to her.

God yes.

I'm gonna be honest and admit that my Headcanons regarding this are pretty much non-existent, but I have a few!

Lily would be the girl who makes something unpleasant sound like a compliment. leaving you doubting not only if she's right, but also if she meant it to sound like a compliment.

Sirius tries to tame his mean side, but then some dumb Ravenclaw upsets a first year Slytherin and he and Regulus make sure no one hurts any first years ever again. (Sirius secretly protecting Slytherins because he knows not all of them are bad)

James would use minor inconvenient hexes like tripping over your own feet, but only when the target is walking up the stairs.

I love this premise so much and I'm curious what your ideas are! So please feel free to return with more, I'll take anything you give me

[time-woods]

a nighttime routine

[iamtryingmybardest]

Me, the DM: “The statue at the front is the biggest, ahead of the others. Flowers and trinkets are at its feet, offerings apparently...”

Paladin: “I look for coins under the statue.”

Warlock: “I cast eldritch blast on the statue.”

[voidvendetta]

Date night!

I asked my friend what do draw lambert in and they sent me this jencuenfuenduenduenduenduenduned

[warandpeas]

The Scholar

[mobius-m-mobius]

#ep 2 is for their very particular form of dating 😉

Loki 1x02 // 2x02

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 71

Klarion is delighted, excited, impatient, and so very happy. He’s found a friend, not the justice league baby-crew who don’t know how to make friends properly or the order-magician who doesn’t play right, but another realm-being his age! They’re even around the same death-date, his is just a couple years earlier! But to beings who aren’t adults until they’re well into the hundreds that’s practically nothing!

His new friend even has a familiar too- even if he has to explain what a familiar is- and, and even shares his two other friends with him! 

He’s been in this world for what feels like so long trying to make friends and he’s made three in just a month! And they even know how to properly play and wrestle without targeting Teekl like a certain order lord who he doesn’t like. 

Oh! Hey it’s the justice league kiddy-crew! Were they feeling neglected or something?

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Omg pls give some soft na bros playing as kids or something and Arthur being a good dad for once

The boys know each other for a full 72 hours and already they are inseparable.

Matt may be a constant reminder of François to Arthur but even he has to admit that having Matthew around is the best decision he's made in the past 130 years. Just having someone else be on the receiving end of Alfreds shenanigans is giving saving Arthur from endless migraines and worries. Alfred is a wonderful and exceptionally intelligent boy, but having to answer unending questions about anything and everything is a job he doesn't mind sharing with the lads northern brother.

So off they go to the garden to read/draw with the setting sun watching over them <3

[happypeachsludgeflower]

How awful do you have to be for Heaven to nickname you “the three tumors” when Feng Xin and Mu Qing are around constantly destroying the capital while everyone laughs about it??

Ling Wen, Shi Wudu, and Pei Ming. What did you do??

[seafoamdew]

“I'm so full of love I could barely eat

There's nothing sweeter than my baby

I never want once from the cherry tree

Cause my baby's sweet as can be

He give me toothaches just from kissin me”

[sableeira]

dazai makes atsushi take random photos and videos of him throughout the day (most of them are super dramatic and/or aesthetic) only to caption them with the most unhinged stuff when he posts them on social media

[ferrouswheel11]

Like. Tim was supposed to be the level-headed Robin. Quick thinker, emotionally stable, Batman’s right hand. He gets kidnapped by Joker, and Bruce tells himself he’ll save him this time. It’s not going to be like Jason. Tim is nothing like Jason.

He’s right.

Tim doesn’t want to be saved. He shoots Joker dead and laughs.

Bruce tries to bring him home but Tim doesn’t want to go. He looks so much like Joker, with his skin smeared oily white and the corners of his lips pulled taut. But the sharp way he talks is just so familiar, so Tim, like Bruce could just reach out and grab him and pull his Robin back to the surface — if Tim wasn’t already cackling and slipping away into the shadows of the abandoned asylum.

The next time he sees Tim, the boy is having the time of his life, leading the GCPD all over town on a wild goose chase involving copious amounts of fireworks, laughing gas, and awful puns.

Gothamites are relieved — the villain that terrorized their city is dead, traded in for a cuter, less-bloodthirsty-but-equally-maniacal version. He’s equal parts scary and charming — even Nightwing looks conflicted for a moment when Tim plants a red lipstick mark on his cheek and sets off a glitter bomb in his face.

He’s happier now, he insists. Robin was great and all, but this is tons more fun. Why was he holding himself back for so long? He used to think every responsibility he took on was so important, that he was saving Gotham — all Gotham really needs is a good laugh!

…And don’t call him Junior, he informs Bruce, gesturing with the gag gun he used to kill Joker. The Joker is back, and he’s here to stay.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

wei wuxian really put his whole pussy into the donghua yiling patriarch reveal huh