#dill Harris

[accuratetokillamockingbirdquotes]

Atticus, after Halloween: This is what we call a traumatic event.

Atticus, turning to Jem: Not a “major L”.

Atticus, turning to Scout: And not an “oof lmao”.

[stuckasmain]

Went to see the ‘To kill a mockingbird’ play and it was fantastic, and a lot funnier than I would’ve thought.

Atticus to Jem: “Where are your pants?”

Dill: he-he -he uh lost them in a game of strip poker to me!

He asked a few more questions like how/why and what about scout and quote “it was just the men”

Howling.

No but uh, good story all around just this particularly killed me

[thegayfangrrl]

[biohazard-4ever]

Claire: Why is Leon so quiet?

Chris: I bet with him he can't stay a single day without making sarcastic comments or jokes.

Jill: Chris, that is literally like telling a normal person they can't breathe for an entire day

Claire: You will kill him.

Chris looks at Leon as he sits down with his lips shut tight and his legs bouncing restlessly

Chris: I don't know! I'm kinda enjoying this!

Jill: Well,anyway, Dill called and--

Chris: What Dill?

Jill: Dill Doe.

Leon: *LOUD SNORT* *AGGRESSIVELY RUBBING HIS FACE*

Chris: Oh, right! From the Harry Cox company.

Leon: *Arms drop dejectedly and he groans loudly*

Jill: Is he in pain?

Leon:... Dill Doe...?

Jill: Yes.

Leon:

Claire: What?

Leon: Harry... COX?

Chris: Yeah. What about it?

Leon:... REALLY?! NO ONE HERE?

Claire turns to Chris with a smirk: Know what, I am enjoying this, too.

[dills-musings]

Something I see a lot on writeblr, and various other places, is people celebrating hitting something like 150k (I've seen people celebrating 500k, or HALF A MILLION) words. Unless you're a vet author, plan to self-publish, or are literally as good as a NYT bestseller (Hint, you're likely not) you shouldn't be writing books of that length if you expect to go the traditional publishing route. Even in Fantasy, which is notorious for being really long door-stoppers, most traditional publishing places and agents won't accept anything over 80k unless it's REALLY REALLY good.

"But, Dill," I hear you say, "Percy Jackson and Harry Potter are hundreds of thousands of words each."

They are the exceptions in every way. Harry Potter took literally YEARS and dozens of attempts to find a publisher that would even consider it. Let that sink in for a moment.

While you can argue that publishers are out of sync, they are the ones that decide to publish your novel. It might not be fair that they decide to publish by word count in addition to other stuff, but shelf space is valuable, and a door stopper can't fit as many copies on the shelf. And they are in the business of selling books.

If you plan on literally never publishing it, or going the self-pub route, write your doorstoppers. But if you plan on going the traditional route with an agent (Which is STRONGLY recommend you get one if you go traditional) you need to play by their rules. Write something shorter.

Keep in mind that 50k words IS A NOVEL and not everything has to be the length of War and Peace.

[liggy-not-potter]

intro post

welcome to my page! this is going to be my pinned post so if you’re seeing this on your dash, you’re good to just scroll if you want :))

welcome to hell

hello :3 you can call me liggy, i go by she/her pronouns but it’s not like i’ll stab you if you mess up somehow and misgender me.

hobbies

i’m a freaking nerd, so book and movie recs are welcome! i’m in a lot of fandoms, so i probably can’t list them all here. harry potter, both canon era and marauders (fuck jkr) and the fanfic i’m writing where harry has a sister no one knew abt. (posting that on ao3 soon). legendborn by tracy deonn, percy jackson (i’m not done with it so no spoilers please), mcu, the owl house, gravity falls, amphibia

i write songs and poetry, i play piano, ukulele, violin and guitar i like drawing but i’m not very good at it all the time, i have thousands of failed art pieces.

dni

the usual. if you discriminate against any minorities or hate people solely because of a group they belong to (religion/lack thereof, race, sexuality, gender orientation) WE DO NOT USE SLURS ON MY PAGE. i don’t give two shits about swearing but slurs are a no no

more random shit about liggy

i have celiacs disease as i’ve mentioned a few times on other posts, so i can’t have anything containing wheat, and i make jokes about it

i have adhd and possible bipolar disorder. i’m a mess, but at least i’m not boringly neurotypical ur local owl (do not ask questions) i’m a minor so don’t be creepy, i don’t care abt interacting with adults as long as you aren’t being a creep gryffindor - enfp

i’m married to @melonhead10. you hear that? she’s mine. go find your own lovable dorky goof, this one’s taken. my children are @0urazz and @crowleys-mortalcounterpart.

the rats (my moots) @jamespotterbbg — kay — my first moot, chaotic, mentally ill as the rest of this site, is the reason i’ve even interacted with half of these people @garden-of-runar — runaround — talented poet, fellow defender of bagels, turns into a different country every other week @melonhead10 — wife of mine — silly little rat, one of the only people on here i know irl, rarely online bc strict parents, if she is online it’s to look at shiny duo and tangled the series @ethanmilo — british ethan — the gay dad friend of this whole hellsite. king of deactivating and coming back out of nowhere. happily in love with @prongsbitch @prongsbitch — james the baked bean — short, gay and irresponsible. has too many doggies but we don’t care bc doggies are great. changes his url every two seconds. in love with @ethanmilo @tequilaqueen — bea — possibly an alcoholic, you’ll never know. hates bagels and commits war crimes. @picklerab23 — dill — lives in a jar on a shelf in a grocery store in wales. speaks in consonants and y’s. @crowleys-mortalcounterpart — brie cheese — my child. genderfluid remus lupin. descendant of the scottish black douglass. (aka they’re fucking scary when angy) i also know them irl. @thejudeduarte (idk ur online name if it’s something other than jude duarte lol) — cruel prince and legendborn fan. really nice and sometimes chaotic. @iamaladder — stepladder (ethan’s version) — chaotic aarakocra boi, old crusty man (in other words a year older than me) another person i know irl (if u want to be added ask me, i just gotta save it for now)

interactions

blow up my ask box, tag me on stuff, and message me all you want. i love being on here and talking to people and making friends <3

my pinterest poetry side blog: @liggy-attempts-poetry ask game: here moodboard on banner by @cheekyboybeth my tags: liggy rambles: all my random ass posts liggy found an ask: i answer asks liggy special: i most likely did something fucking stupid to the queue you go motherfucker: my queued posts, most likely because i’m out of town cus haven’t ever got post blocked yet

[tumblingghosts]

tbosas time travellers

EDIT: this is an OLD masterpost- please refer to this one

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rest of the original masterpost:

i ADORE time travel to pieces but have way too many ideas that i'm not sure will ever be expanded into full fics, so i'm just going to start posting unrelated snippets on tumblr with a #tbosas time travellers tag so they get a chance at being out there somewhere

collection on ao3: time travel my beloved <3

might make this a masterpost if i remember to keep editing these:

time traveller (just one!)

sejanus lands in the end of junior year w/ trauma - ao3

sejanus is back at the jabberjay & decks coriolanus - ao3

sejanus comes back with bruises around his neck [tumblr update - posted on ao3 with coryo's pov and sejanus's pov]

livia is back in time and ready to screw over coriolanus - ao3

livia becomes besties w/ sejanus & is very spiteful - ao3

katniss in tbosas times because she & sejanus should be friends

prim in tbosas times because she should get to kick snow in the shin

tigris back in tbosas times and has a hard time rationalizing coryo vs president snow

marcus gets a second chance and runs - ao3

felix is back in time and dill gets a sympathetic mentor - ao3

clemensia is back in time and reaper is very confused by his strange mentor - ao3

sejanus is back at eight-years-old & makes his own fix-it - ao3

multiple time travellers :0

livia is spite and sejanus is trauma (both are back)

coryo dies to the snake and both he and sejanus end up back in time [link on ao3]

time loop where the victors of the games join the loop [link on ao3]

marcus and sejanus are in a time loop (as told by coryo) [link on ao3]

time travel asks & other posts :D

lucy gray & sejanus in the future! re: d12

persephone & mizzen time loop :(

persephone time travel fix it :D

festus time travel fix it :D

katniss time travel (ft. jessup) + expanded au

pup & treech time loop [links]

felix time travel & abyssal’s additional felix au

livia time loop fix it (ft. facet)

felix & clemmie time travel scenarios

coral time travel + treech & circ & clemmie

iphigenia & solarmoss time loop

mentors' kiddos but it's solasta & mossring

mentors' kiddos prevent evil coriolanus

time travelling clemmie and hector dovecote :0

festus creed disaster time loop :P

medea's time travelling clemmie masterpost

lily's iphigenia & dennis time travel plot

hector dovecote joins the narrative + time travelling clemmie

medea’s response to clemmie going back post snake bites

sejanus going back to the dark days (ft. strabo)

time travelling kiddos but with different kiddos

time travelling kiddos but solasta has a power

medea’s time travelling dovecote duo + part 2

sheaf time loop & tribute escape plan

treaper time travel love story fix it

time travelling ginnee & tribute escape plan

festixia back at the tenth hunger games

sejanus back to when he moved to the capitol

victor facet landing back at the tenth games

misc time travelling posts & fics :3

eurylochus goes from the thunder saga back to troy saga

snape time travel one-shots (whumptober 2023) - ao3

snape and draco land in the marauders era - ao3

draco time travel one-shots (au of tdbland by rbooks) - ao3

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intro stuff for the pinned post:

hi! i'm backpacks! :D

major time travel enthusiast [i'm always open to yap about time travel -- send me asks on it anytime] <3

expect to see a variety of reblogs here; including, but not limited to: tbosas (snowjanus, sejarcus, sejanus plinth <3), harry potter (marauders era, snape & draco, snegulus), mcyt (hermitcraft, dsmp, life series, technoblade), epic the musical (polites & eurylochus are my favs), mcu (loki & thor), orv (kimcom), saiki k, etc.

current obsessions: tbosas, epic the musical, & hp (but more than happy to talk about any fandoms i am familiar with!)

other things for the pinned post:

tbosas time travellers: posts about time travelling tbosas or thg characters

miscbackpacks: miscellaneous posts and reblogs

backpacks asks: asks i’ve answered

backpacks asking: asks i’ve sent to others

backpacks draws: any of my doodles

<3: posts that i want to save

any of my non time travel aus & related:

thoughts about ravinplinth (w/ past festix)

tribute!sejanus and mentor!marcus + pretty art by @/julietasgf

the troublesome trio (accidentally) bringing reaper to the capitol

hector dovecote joins the narrative + time travelling clemmie

perimedes “helps” in troy snippet

eurylochus smuggles polites out of the underworld snippet

tbosas mentor swap au - clemmie & dill | felix & reaper | coral & persephone (+ overall fix it) | iphigenia & hy

gryffindor draco & slytherin ron au

pippa & sej are platonic soulmates

other posts & aus i like a lot:

medea's tbosas hp au - ashcote fanfic

sejanus would rather die as district than to live as capitol

dr suess esque poetry post about the essence of hope

wolf and lamb fable but it’s snowjanus

hermitcraft 'that's not my hermit au' comics

hermitcraft dbhc - doc & xisuma lore comic [+analysis]

the potions mistress - time travel addendum

coriolanus snow & sejanus/katniss parallels

all of @/moreespressoformydepresso's tbosas fix-its at once

catindabag’s tbosas crack au & 24 og mentors

official time loop account & very cool time loop post

the scorpion and the frog - time loop & reincarnation

in another life - reincarnation & loving someone in all lives

epic trio (ody, eury, polites) being fashionable

epic trio character designs (troy & cyclops saga)

epic time travel fix it with steven-dave the side character

eurylochus is tired of thematically significant reprises

gorgeous snowjanus artwork by @/fleebites

bdubs comment - privated

[black20viking]

Chunky Dunk Sandwich - Smoke Turkey, Black Forrest Ham, Bacon, Provolone Cheese, and Dill Dipping Sauce

Harry and Harry Too - Bishopville, SC

[dreamslogs]

Diary Entry #6

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🗓️09. 02. 24

☁️90 F. Cloudy.

🥘What I Ate Today

10:00 AM: Coffee & Think! High Protein Brownie Crunch Bar

1:30 PM: Red Grapes

2:45 PM: Roasted Chicken, Potatoes & Zucchini

5:00 PM: Roasted Jalapeño Pita Chips & Dill Hummus

8:30 PM: Ricotta Ravioli & Chicken Sausage with Pesto

9:15 PM: Pumpkin Bread

🍎Health Tracking

Steps: 1.26 mi

Water: 30 oz

📓What I Did Today

📺Watched Bob’s Burgers

📚Read The Reapparance of Rachel Price

🎓Did my Quantitative Research Methods homework

🛒Went Shopping

🎧Listened to Home Before Dark

🍞Baked Pumpkin Bread

💻Did Admin Work For My University’s Anthropology Club

📺Watched Harry Potter

📚Read The Atlas Six

[honkifyourelonely]

do you ever reference something relevant and then it's silent. nightmare yes well terrible nightmare for me today when we were talking about to kill a mockingbird and i referenced icon dill and it was silent... "my name's dill harris my mama entered my picture in a beautiful child contest and won five dollars" i'm literally always saying this. is it too late for me

[unhonestlymirror]

Belaruthian woman on the Pink Soup Fest

Satirical video quotes translated (not everything, some jokes have super local context and would require at least a separate post for explanation, and I'm lazy):

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: What kind of fest those Europeans have this time?

Operator: Šaltibarščiai fest

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Šalsh- what? Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter

Operator: Šal - ti - bar - ščiai

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Шалцібаршчай!

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: *transforms into a badly censored naked body from Internet*

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Oops.

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: And now our Belaruthian chaładnik turns into soulless Lithuanian cold borshch.

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Why do we call it chaładnik in Belarus? because it’s really hot here in the summer, and chaładnik chaładzić you (cools you down). And here, it’s cold all year round, rainy, grey, and cold. What kind of cold borshch are we even talking about??? Lucky me for taking an umbrella today. They should have made this fest in winter!!!🙄🙄🙄

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Now, if there was such a holiday in Belarus, then everyone would be given chaładnik FOR FREE!! and here, they have to stand in line and pay for it!

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Don't pay attention that I'm in pink today... it's so to say... to blend in with the local crowd, so to speak. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.💪💪💪

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Lithuanians associate pink colour with cold soup, while Belaruthians associate red and green with stability and prosperity!🫡🫡🫡

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: To be honest, it looks like some kind of gender party. Lithuanians apparently have only girls being born, right?

Local Lithuanians (including men): ???? :D :D :D ?????

***

Woman signed as "hospitable Lithuanian": *with heavy Lithuanian accent* Now, if you want, you can sit there, take a number, there are free seats there. Enjoy the holiday! :D

Marharyta Liaŭchuk (out of her character): Thank you. Thank you very much.

***

Installation with cold soup: *speaks in Lithuanian in a deep sexy male voice*

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Awwww😏😏😏😏 Look, it's the cold soup for adults 😏😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵 come on, children are watching... Shame! let's get out of here.

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: And here, they have the food trucks! Lithuanians came up with a really good idea! No paddy wagons are needed, and there will be no need to catch anyone, zmahary will line up themselves! [Zmahary - a slur for Belaruthian people made by the Lukashenko's regime]

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Tell me, do you have pepper gas on your menu?

A Lithuanian cook from a food truck: *laughs* No???

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Well damn! And we have it in Belarus! This is a free business idea for you: 3% of the proceeds are then mine!

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: If I know a person well, then I always eat chaładnik with them only with kefir!

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Tell me, do you prefer cold borshch with water or kefir?

The Lithuanian woman: Cold borshch on water is something very strange for me... I have never tried this and only eat it with kefir.

Another Lithuanian woman: Our kefir is the best!

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Hey, please say "Sasha, forgive me".

Lithuanian woman: "Sasha, forgive me"?

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: "Bring me back home!"

Lithuanian woman: "Bring me back home"???

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: *tastes šaltibarščiai*

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Nah, something's wrong here... it tastes like some kind of democracy.🙄🙄 but it's okay! Because we have this! *takes out Belaruthian kefir* *pours it*

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Ah! Now, there's not a drop of democracy here! :D Because this kefir is elite, thirty years old!

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: *sings along with "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world"

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: *sees a dill* Look! Look what kind of flowers Lithuanians have. :D

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Oh look! Now they're gonna sing their anthem!

The crowd: *throws hands up* ooooOOOOOOOOO!!!

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: "Oooooooo"... This is their anthem, by the way. Easy to remember. "Oooooooo..." And where is the "s" in the end, huh? I don't understand. They end everything with “s”. Say it "Ooossss"!🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: We are next to the slide from which everyone is descending into a huge plate of cold borshch! Europeans! you better descend from the sky back to earth!

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: Write in the comments: What do you think, is the cold pink soup Belaruthian or Lithuanian? but I warn you! those who write "Lithuanian" will be blocked!

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: There is such a tradition that in order to return somewhere, you need to throw a coin in this place. but since I don't have a Belaruthian coin, I’ll have to do it with potatoes... left from šaltibarščiai. So I’ll throw it, so I can come back next year and eat more for free.*throws potatoes in the river while looking at camera*

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: *speaks her scenario with the Šaltibarščiai car on the background*

Lithuanian woman: Excuse me, maybe I can tell you something?

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: What do you want to tell me?

Lithuanian woman: This is our car. :D

Lithuanian woman: *promotes the car for an hour while Marharyta Liaŭchuk stands speechless*

***

Marharyta Liaŭchuk: *in English* So... we call it chaładnik... it means... the cold soup. :D :D :D

LRT reporter (Lithuanian): *nods seriously while taking an interview from Marharyta*

[accuratetokillamockingbirdquotes]

Scout: How did you even get in here?!

Dill: Jem’s window! Or as I like to call it, Dill’s door!

Jem: I’m closing the window.

[thegayfangrrl]

DILF December bracket

Order decided (roughly) by percentage of the movie/show's A03 fics in which the character is tagged.

Round one:

Caractacus Potts (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) vs. Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)

Joel (The Last of Us) vs. Sam Sylvia (G.L.O.W.)

Ulysses Everett McGill (O Brother Where Art Thou) vs. Georg von Trapp (The Sound of Music)

William Adama (Battlestar Galactica) vs. Dan Connor (Roseanne)

Waymond Wang (Everything Everywhere All At Once) vs. Armand Goldman (The Birdcage)

Walter Bishop (Fringe) vs. Martin Crane (Frasier)

Harry Bright (Mamma Mia) vs. Stacker Pentecost (Pacific Rim)

Han Solo (Star Wars) vs. Elrond Peredhel (LOTR)

Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation) vs. Gerry Quinn (Derry Girls)

Bernard Lowe (Westworld) vs. Clay Morrow (Sons of Anarchy)

Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek Deep Space Nine) vs. Bud Hammond (Political Animals)

Herman Boone (Remember the Titans) vs. George Banks (Mary Poppins)

Robert Neville (I Am Legend) vs. Daniel (Love Actually)

Konstantin Vasiliev (Killing Eve) vs. Tuvok (Star Trek Voyager)

Noah MacManus (Boondock Saints) vs. Dill Penderghast (Easy A)

Earl Johnson (Black-ish) vs. Rowan Pope (Scandal)

[friendship-showdown]

Friendship Showdown: Preliminary Round #49

Propaganda:

Ellie Miller and Alec Hardy (Broadchurch): They go from shitty new boss and subordinate who's about to McFreaking Lose it to bickering duo who work surprisingly well together to ride or die you're my best friend and we've been through so much shit but we'll get through it because we're together. But we're still not on first name basis bc Hardy doesn't think names are necessary. Also it's Olivia Colman and David Tennant, the vibes are immaculate.

Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran (Steven Universe): They're really supportive of each other, both during action scenes and slice of life moments. They're each unique in their own way (Connie is a shy nerd and Steven is an emotional Cloudcuckolander, to say nothing of the magic stuff) but they each support each other's idiosyncrasies and they love to good off together and do cute friend things. Literally one of my favorite friendships in any media even without the M/F qualifier.

Dill Harris and Scout Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird): "Summer was our best season: it was sleeping on the back screened porch in cots, or trying to sleep in the tree house; summer was everything good to eat; it was a thousand colors in a parched landscape; but most of all, summer was Dill.”

[pinarworks]

Bir Saat 16 Dakika Uzunluğunda Bir Hakaret: Kedicik Belgeseli

140Journos isimli yapının Adnan Oktar tarikatı üzerine hazırladığı Kedicik isimli belgesel bir dış ses tarafından anlatılmıyor. Anlatı belgesele tek tek kendilerine özel mekânlardan bağlanan, “işinin ehli” oldukları imasıyla davet edildikleri belli bazı kişilerin görüşlerini takip ederek örülüyor. Kimler yok ki bu güvenilir uzman ekip içinde? Dönemin Emniyet Müdürü Furkan Sezer, araştırmacı gazeteci Barış Terkoğlu, gazeteci Nagehan Alçı, mağdur avukatı Eser Çömlekçioğlu ve dönemin Bakırköy Ruh ve Sinir Hastalıkları Psikiyatri Klinik Şefi Prof. Dr. Sefa Saygılı. 

Bu uzmanlar takımı arasında, en çok konuşan ve aslında anlatının belkemiği sayılabilecek bir isim daha var. İzleyicinin bilinçdışında inandırıcı ve bilirkişi olarak kodlanması için bu gazeteci, avukat ve psikiyatrist gibi uzmanlar arasına yerleştirildiği aşikâr biri: tam 18 yıl boyunca tarikatın bizzat müridi olan, tarikat için çalışan, bu çalışmanın karşılığını tam 18 yıl boyunca almış ve tam 18 yıl sonra tarikat/örgütten ne olduğu asla açıklanmayan bir sebepten koparak itirafçı olmuş Özkan Mamati isimli bir şahıs. 140Journos ekibi Mamati’yi, muhtemelen Mamati’nin kendi evi olan malikâne-vari, lüks bir mekânda ziyaret ediyor/ağırlıyor ve yapım boyunca bu eski örgüt üyesine emekli bir MİT ajanıymışçasına saygıda kusur etmiyor; öyle ki kendisine gösterilen bu hürmetle birlikte Mamati belgeselin adeta kahramanı konumunda, son derece belirgin bir gururla ve süslemeli bir dille yapıyla ilgili şok edici detayları uzun uzun veriyor. İlk fırsatta tarikatla olan ilişkisinin 18-19 yaşında başladığını, “düşünsenize, karşınızda sizden 15 yaş büyük insanlar var… ne bilebilirsin, hayata karşı ne öngörün olabilir, reflekslerin ne olabilir, ne algılayabilirsin?” diye açıklayarak seyircinin empati rezervlerine saldırıyor, kendini aklama teşebbüslerine giriyor. Detay detay anlattığı kumpasları, genç kadınları tarikata dahil etmek için izlenen türlü pislikleri “öyle olmuş, en iyi yol bulunmuş, o geliyor, bu gidiyor” gibi cümlelerle, adi bir tecavüz şüphelisi (muhtemelen suçlusu) utancıyla değil, adeta bir FBI ajanı bilgiçliğinde bizimle paylaşma “nezaketini” gösteriyor.

Bu çok sinsi ve insanı küfürlere gark ettiren bir yöntem, zira bu sahne, belgeselin devamında da politik bir sorgulamayı engellemek adına bu gasp edilen empati ve acıma hislerini sömürmeye odaklanacağının ve böyle başka numaralara başvuracağının da ilk işareti olarak karşımıza çıkıyor. Bu manipülasyon şöleni Adnan Oktar’ın gizli gey bir “manyak” olduğunu ima eden psikiyatrist Sefa Saygılı, “Kedicikler diye gülmüş geçmişim, işin vahameti görememişim” diye günah çıkartan Nagehan Alçı, tarikatın İslamcı yayın ve siyasetçilerle bağının altını çizen seküler haklılık ve bilimsellik temsilcisi Barış Terkoğlu’nun söylediklerinden oluşturulan anlatıyla ilerliyor. Bir yandan da konuşanın söylediklerine ve oluşturması gereken ruh haline göre özenle seçilmiş ve hiç susmayan müzikler, izleyenin bilinçdışına saldırıyor. Oktar’ın önünde dizilmiş genç kadınların Oktar’ı övgüye boğduğu ve ancak yabancılaşarak izlenebilen tuhaf TV kayıtlarından görüntüler, izleyicinin zihninde kendisinin de zamanında bu tarikatı ciddiye almayarak ortak olduğu kolektif şaka tarihini uyarmak, uyandırmak adına adeta “hınzır” denebilecek komedi unsurlarıyla bezeli bir müzikle destekleniyor; sanki izleyicinin kendini suçlu hissetmesi hedefleniyor ama bu suçlu hissedişin işin politik tarafını irdeleyecek kadar derinleşmesi de engellenmek isteniyor.  

Başka bir sahnede, Oktar’ın evrim karşıtı fikirlerini anlatan Barış Terkoğlu tarafından gelen seküler müdahaleye Harry Potter’ın ses dünyasını hatırlatan ve bu şekilde olayın “irrasyonelliğini” vurgulayan bir müzik eşlik ediyor. Velhasıl yapım boyunca ortalama bir T.C. izleyicisinin kafasında depolanmış tüm kültürel referanslara çekinmeden başvuruluyor. Olay ajitasyon ve manipülasyon aracılığıyla orasından burasından kırpılıp, bir tür duygu tüccarlığı vasıtasıyla maddi sebepleri ve rasyonel tarafları olan bir gerçeklikten çıkartılarak bir realite şovuna dönüştürülüyor. 40 yıl boyunca gözümüzün önünde devlet-sermaye-din ortaklığında süregiden bir suç, yine gözümüzün önünde bir Flaş TV yayınına indirgenmek istiyor.

Özetle Kedicik, Adnan Oktar’ın cinsel ilişkiye giremediği ve giremediği için de kendine plastik kadınlardan oluşan bir harem kurduğunu ima ediyor. Toplum kurbanı zavallı bir incel’in dramını mı izliyoruz, yoksa sapık gey bir adamın kadınlardan intikamını mı? İzleyici kendi algılanan endişesine bağlı olarak istediği seçeneği seçebilir. Bu korku filminde mağdur konumunda yalnızca hayatları kararan kadınlar yok, Mamati gibi 18 yıl ne yaptığı belirsiz eski örgüt üyesi de kurban gibi sunuluyor. Kendini mehdi sanan gey bir psikopatın 40 yıl boyunca yaptığı kötülükler anlatısı, av-avcı gibi Kırmızı Başlıklı Kız’vari şiddetli metaforlar, isteyenin daha sonra egzersiz yaparken veya kitap okurken dinleyebileceği bir çalma listesi olarak derlenip Spotify’da özel tüketime de açılan son derece ajitatif müzikler, uzman konuşmacı kadrosu ve kahramanlaştırdığı itirafçı/mağdur Mamati vasıtasıyla bir üçüncü sayfa hikâyesi olarak senaryolaştırılıp daha büyük bir suçu gizliyor. Devletin ve sermayenin izni ve teşvikiyle yıllarca TV’den canlı yayınlanan, bu iznin çizdiği çerçeve ile toplumun basitçe “salak salak işler” diye küçümsemesi sağlanan, ünlülerin ve siyasi figürlerin desteğiyle rahat rahat istediği yerde top koşturabilen bir örgütün yaptıklarını iktidarsız bir gizli geyin kan donduran intikam hikâyesine indirmeye yelteniyor. Bu tiyatronun, bir saat boyunca örgütün suçlarını bir kriminolog havasıyla soğukkanlılıkla anlatan eski müridin kahramanlaştırılarak ve şanlı Türk polisinin daha önce neden yapmadığı anlaşılamayan ani müdahalesi övülerek polis propagandasının zirvesinde bitirilmesine ise diyecek söz kalmıyor. Oktar tarikatının hayatlarını kararttığı kadınlarla aynı ölçüde değil, şüphesiz, ama bu “video’’ son derece sinsi bir şekilde izleyiciyi de istismar ediyor. Kadın düşmanı, LGBTİ+ düşmanı, halk düşmanı, kim bilir kimi/neyi (s)aklamak için çekilmiş, mağdur kadınları çocuksulaştıran, onları “manipülasyona açık, korunması gereken saf ve temiz kadınlarımız” olarak resmetmesiyle bir kere daha istismar eden, tüm normatif kodları ve teknikleri kullanarak izleyiciyi de bu kadınlar gibi “robotlaştırıp” bu istismara ortak etmek için sinsice çalışan bir hakaret şov izliyoruz aslında. Bir şeyi saklamanın en iyi yolu onu göz önünde tutmaksa, şu ana kadar saklanan şey her ne ise, bize göstere göstere hâlâ korunmak isteniyor.  

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mira, não binárie, elu/ele, 26 anos. blog de helper e desabafos sobre a rp br. tracking usermira. a like from this blog means the post is in the queue!

rps em que estou: @silencehq como magnus skovgaard (@mskcvgaard).

lendo: doce como sangue, de dan rodriguez (kindle); cartas de um diabo a seu aprendiz, de c s lewis (audible); contos de imaginação e mistério, de edgar allan poe (físico).

jogando: stardew valley; coteries of new york; assassin's creed i.

assistindo: chicago fire (temporada dois); one piece (marineford); renascer (episódio sete).

meus outros projetos: @neozverse, central de universos para a tag indie; @neozwrites, informações sobre minhas histórias originais e trechos de alguns contos; @aencrgy, blog de turnos indie; @svperncvx, blog de muses.

serviços oferecidos:

guias diversos;

indicações de faceclaims;

compartilhamento de conteúdos gratuitos;

tradução de guias gringos;

prompts para personagens;

leituras de tarô;

conversa fiada;

guias em progresso:

sobre o mundo das trevas (vampiro a máscara): movimento anarch, sabá, coteries, jyhad, golconda, arquétipos disponíveis nos livros;

sobre o universo de ordem paranormal;

sobre o universo do rick riordan;

sobre livros-jogos e como criar dinâmicas parecidas nas comunidades do tumblr;

sobre paganismo e como fazer personagens bruxos modernos (em slice);

sobre o espiritismo segundo kardec e como explorar isso em um personagem ou jogo;

não apoio: fãs da jk rowling ou de harry potter no geral, bolsonaristas, apologistas de israel, terfs, transfóbicos, racistas, islamofóbicos, e pessoas que se aproveitam de causas importantes para disseminar ódio.

é proibido usar meus recursos para: jogar rps de hp (1x1 incluso), rps com tópicos que são taboo (incesto, pedofilia, etc), interpretar celebridades reais.

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in progress: kim jihoon (10/168); kim okvin (0/313); teo yoo (0/194); go wonhee (0/119).

suggestions: miya horcher, xu jiaqi, úrsula corberó, heejin, jesuíta barbosa.

bigger plans: law school main cast; renascer (juan paiva, sophie charlotte, marcos palmeira, vladmir brichta, camila morgado, malu mader); família é tudo (daphne bozaski, nathalia dill, daniel rangel, juliana paiva, ana hikari); novo mundo (isabelle drummond, letícia colin, shay suede, gabriel braga nunes, ricardo pereira, agatha moreira, sheron menezzes, romulo estrela), rock story (alinne moraes, nathalia dill, marina moschen, nicolas prattes, joão vicente de castro, danilo mesquita).