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Anybody else think that the "superhero fatigue" people keep talking about has less to do with people not liking superheroes as a genre, and more to do with many superhero movies made in the past few years being bad faith adaptations?
I'm not tired of comic books or action movies, or the inherent optimism of a world that, despite its many flaws, deserves saving
I'm tired of movies that are mass produced with no respect to the source material, audience, or the people making it!
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“Mr-“
“Doctor”
“Mr.doctor?”
“It’s strange”
“Maybe who am I to judge”
We don’t appreciate the absurdity of this scene enough, it’s freaking crazy and absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the entire film
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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.
Avengers: [clap clap]
Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.
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@theironcan @thir-0dinson @that-punk-from-brooklyn @king-ofwakanda @official-buckybarnes @official-pietro-maximoff @officialscottlang @reallyreallyspiderman @clintbarton-thearrowguy @stephenstrange-md-phd @blackwidow-nat-official2 @mysister-isstillaposer @i-am-not-a-toaster @okoye-general-official @deadpool-wade-wilson
Anyone up for shawarma?
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Ready to learn about one of Peter Parkers rarest seen girlfriends? She's got 5 total appearances and that up there is how we first see her. It's Marvel Team-Up #80 and we meet her after she and Pete have gone to Shakespeare in the park...
...THEN SHE GET'S ATTACKED BY A WEREWOLF!
And that werewolf is Dr Strange! Doc almost killed her so she's in the hospital. Pete gives her a kiss before leaving while she's barely conscious! It's a weird thing to do!
But hey next time we see Cissy they're fully making out so no harm no foul. She says "Roseanne Eposito said I was a fool to date you, Peter" which is fun because Roseanne has had 0 other mentions in any Marvel comic.
Then they get attacked by evil Russians! It's the Crimson Dynamo! Also, Darkstar and Vanguard have kidnapped her father?!
Pete has to act like he's been defeated to hide his secret identity. Pretty rough thing to do instead of saving two people.
Apparently her dad is a super scientist and they need him to build an anti-matter bomb. The Hulk shows up (this is Marvel Team-Up after all) and Cissy's dad gets shot. Sorry Cissy!
Next time we see Cissy it's the Empire State University Technology fair! The Beast is there getting all the ladies.
Even Cissy wants a piece of Hank McCoy!
Killer Shrike and Modular Man (in his 2nd and final appearance) attack the fair!
They get away with some gizmo but that's not important. Here's Cissy's final on panel appearance. She scored part of Beast's torn shirt, says she had a lot of fun, but crucially doesn't invite Pete in for more make-outs. Sorry Pete! At least she didn't get killed!
So that's the last time we see Cissy, but 36 years later @ryannorth wrote her as Pete's inevitably cancelled Valentine's date.
Thanks Ryan!
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