#eeeeek here we go

[blackjackkent]

After picking up the last umbral gem, Shadowheart got an inspiration and some very excited dialogue: "That's the last one! The inner sanctum is within reach now!"

And a soft whisper from the sacrificial bowl of blood as we went out: "You have triumphed at every turn. Seek out my inner sanctum - the final test awaits."

So uh. I guess it's time to find out whether Shadowheart is going to have to sacrifice Hector to Shar or something. Back we go up to the main level to get on the traversal platform.

Also a rat tried to bite Hector, completely unprovoked:

OK, let's do this thing.

Riding the now-enabled platform down, we arrive at what is, presumably, the inner sanctum.

This altar requires three umbral gems, which is exactly what we have left over after activating the previous platform. And after placing all the gems in place...

There it is. The inner sanctum of the gauntlet of Shar.

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"At this rate," Hector mumbles to Karlach in an undertone, "I'm going to get smited by a moonbeam as soon as we get out of here."

"If Selune's any god half worth worshipping," Karlach mutters back, "she knows you're helpin' your friend. And that's worth plenty."

"I hope you're right."

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Once again I'm letting Shadowheart take the lead here since she is the only one actually comfortable with this situation.

"This must be where initiates undertook their final preparations," she says excitedly as we approach a platform with a waypoint labeled "Verge of the Shadows" on it. "The end is near!"

A voice - the soft voice that has followed them through all the trials, which Hector can only assume is Shar herself - echoes her. "The end draws near. You show great potential - do not falter now. One more test awaits. Descend to the Nightsong. Make a sacrifice. Rise again a Dark Justiciar."

"Almost there," Shadowheart whispers, her voice trembling with righteous energy. "I will not fail you, my lady!"

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"Shadowheart..." Hector hesitates, looks at her worriedly. "Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Of course," she snaps back. "I told you. I have wished for this all my life - to stand at the Lady's side and be her sword."

"And the sacrifice?"

A moment's hesitation, quickly covered. "I told you - I am sure the days of a human sacrifice are long past. It is no doubt some monster that must be slain."

He looks at her steadily. "If you are certain, I stand with you."

A long pause. "I know. And I know what it costs you, Hector," she admits quietly. "Thank you."

[writingsoftarnishedsilver]

if you wanna hurt think of a ominis fic where mc and sebastian sit him down and are like we want you to be godfather and if it's a girl we are naming it after your aunt if that's okay if it's a boy we are naming it after you.

smash cut to ugly crying

Namesake | Sebastian Sallow x OC

EEEEEK THIS WAS SO CUTE AND SOFT AND SWEET THANKS FOR THE IDEA ANON HOPE U LOVE IT

Words: ~2,000

Tags: Post Canon, Established Relationship, Fluff, Fluff, More Fluff

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Ominis Gaunt was a patient man.

At least, that’s what he told himself. Years of childhood conditioning had instilled in him the art of controlled silence, of waiting, of enduring. He could sit through excruciatingly long pure-blood dinner parties with nothing more than a polite nod and a thin, restrained smile. He could withstand the tension of courtroom proceedings without shifting in his seat. He had mastered the ability to conceal even the deepest of emotions behind an impassive mask, a skill that had served him well.

And yet, for all of his so-called patience, he was failing miserably at it now.

He had no idea why Evangeline and Sebastian had summoned him here tonight—only that it was "important," a word that, in Sebastian’s hands, could mean anything from we’ve uncovered a conspiracy at the Ministry to Evangeline finally perfected her bread recipe, and you’re going to sit here and eat it.

But this time, something about the request had set his nerves on edge.

Because he couldn't even guess what it was about. He had already endured the biggest shock of the decade when they'd told him Evangeline was pregnant—though, in retrospect, perhaps “shock” wasn’t the right word for it.

Shock implied surprise. Shock implied that this revelation had been something he had never considered before. And yet, Ominis had always known, in some quiet, unspoken way, that Sebastian and Evangeline would build this life together. Tat they were the kind of people who would find joy in something as terrifying and miraculous as a child.

So no, he hadn't been shocked.

But he had been thoroughly, playfully outraged that he'd been the last to know.

Because Anne hadn’t seemed remotely surprised. In fact, she had reacted with a knowing smile and absolutely none of the wide-eyed astonishment Ominis had expected, which, upon further interrogation, had quickly made sense.

Because of course Evangeline had gone to Anne first. Anne was a Healer, after all. If anyone was going to confirm the news, it was her.

"You mean to tell me that I was the last to find out?" he had asked, indignant.

Evangeline had only smiled, reaching out to squeeze his arm, her warmth cutting through his dramatic sulking. “I promise it wasn’t personal.”

Anne had snickered. “It’s a little personal.”

The four of them had laughed, and Ominis, despite himself, couldn’t find it in him to continue feigning irritation—not when Evangeline had looked so utterly happy, her fingers resting over her stomach in quiet wonder, and not when Sebastian had been seconds away from tearing up like a sentimental fool.

In fact, Ominis had been thrilled. Excited. And just a little bit terrified.

Because this was Sebastian and Evangeline they were talking about. A baby born to those two was bound to be either the most brilliant or the most dangerous child in existence. Possibly both. Ominis had already resigned himself to years of damage control, and the baby hadn’t even been born yet.

It had been weeks since then, though, and now that Ominis was here in their sitting room, he had no idea what to expect. Sebastian and Evangeline weren’t exactly the sit-you-down-for-a-serious-talk type. They were blunt and affectionate, prone to teasing and honesty without preamble. So the fact that they had summoned him for something—and without Anne, who was conveniently working late at St. Mungo’s—was making his nerves prickle.

“Alright,” he said carefully. “I can tell you’re both trying not to make me panic, which only makes me panic. Just get on with it, whatever it is.”

Evangeline and Sebastian exchanged a glance, and that was when Ominis knew he was well and truly doomed.

It wasn’t that they were being particularly suspicious—at least, not outwardly. But Ominis had spent years attuned to their every shift, their every nuance. He knew Sebastian’s nervous ticks just as well as he knew Evangeline’s soft hesitations, the way she measured her words when something truly mattered.

And that was what set him on edge.

Because Evangeline was measuring her words now.

She exhaled, slow and steady, then reached for Ominis's hand, her fingers curling lightly around his wrist. Warm. Steady. Comforting.

It did nothing to calm him.

"Ominis," she began, voice gentle but intent. "You know how much you mean to us. You always have."

That was it. The moment his stomach dropped.

This was bad.

There was a “but” coming—there had to be.

Because no one ever started a sentence like that without following it up with something dreadful. His entire childhood had been filled with those phrases. You know how much we care for you, Ominis, but your disobedience cannot go unpunished. You know you are valued, but your behavior has left us with no choice.

He braced himself. He clenched his free hand into tight fist in his lap, the tips of his fingers pressing into the fine wool of his trousers. He was sure he looked impassive, but internally, his mind was spiraling into the depths of every possible worst-case scenario.

Sebastian, for once in his life, wasn’t jumping in with some remark to defuse the tension. That was another bad sign.

"You're our family," Evangeline continued, squeezing his wrist lightly, her voice so full of certainty that it nearly knocked the breath from his lungs. "And we trust you and Anne more than anyone."

Sebastian finally spoke then, a touch rougher than usual, as if he were trying to maintain his usual nonchalance but failing. “Which is why we... we want you to be our baby's godfather.”

Ominis froze.

The words should have made sense, but for some reason, his brain refused to process them.

"I—" He swallowed, utterly lost. "What?"

Evangeline let out a small breath of laughter, and Sebastian—Merlin damn him—sounded smug when he said, "You do know what a godfather is, don't you?"

Ominis turned his head toward Sebastian so fast it was a wonder he didn’t snap his own neck. He should have known—should have known—that even in a moment like this, Sebastian would find a way to be insufferable.

“I know what a godfather is,” Ominis bit out, his voice barely holding steady, “I just—” He exhaled sharply, running a hand over his face, trying to drag himself back to the present before his emotions completely derailed him

Sebastia, continued, as if he weren’t sending Ominis into the early stages of an emotional breakdown. "Well then, if... if you're willing, we truly can’t imagine anyone else."

Ominis’ lips parted, but no words came out. He felt like he was suffocating, but not in a bad way. More like… like he had been dropped into the middle of an ocean with no warning, waves closing over him before he could even breathe.

"And if it’s a girl," Evangeline said softly, hesitantly, "we were thinking of naming her Noctua. After your aunt."

It took all of Ominis’ control not to flinch.

Noctua. Noctua.

His aunt, the only person in his family who had ever shown him kindness, who had tried to help him, who had died trying to show him their family could be more. The only Gaunt he had ever loved.

His throat closed up.

"Only if you're okay with it," Evangeline added quickly, as if sensing the way his world had just tilted off its axis. "We don’t want to bring up painful memories, but—"

"I—" Ominis' voice cracked, and he had to take a moment to steady himself. His entire chest ached with something raw and terrible and beautiful. "I don't— I mean, I—"

And then Evangeline kept going, not knowing she was about to destroy him entirely.

"And if it’s a boy," she murmured, softer now, "we’d like to name him after you."

Silence.

It stretched thick and unrelenting, pressing against Ominis's ribs, filling his lungs with something he didn’t have the words for.

The first breath he took came out in a broken, stuttering gasp, and before he could even try to stop it, his face was in his hands, and—oh, Merlin, he was crying.

Not the kind of restrained, dignified tears he had occasionally let slip in private moments of grief.

No. This was ugly crying.

It was full-body, unrestrained sobbing, the kind that stole his breath, that made his shoulders shake and his chest hurt.

Somewhere through the haze of overwhelming emotion, he felt Evangeline shift, felt her arms wrap around him in a way that was warm and secure and safe. She murmured something soft, something meant to soothe, but the words were lost beneath the sharp, impossible ache of it all.

Sebastian, the bastard, let out a wet laugh. “Merlin, mate, we thought you’d be happy about it.”

Ominis tried—tried—to say something in response, but all that came out was another strangled, half-choked sound that barely resembled human speech. Which was fantastic. He was making an absolute spectacle of himself, and neither of them had the decency to pretend he wasn’t.

Sebastian squeezed his shoulder, his touch grounding but careful—a rarity for him—while Ominis buried his face further into his hands, laughing helplessly between broken sobs, and shook his head.

"I—I am happy, you idiot," he managed to choke out.

Sebastian let out another breath of laughter, this one softer.

"Good," Sebastian said again, his voice quieter now, like he was trying to play it off as casual, like he wasn’t two seconds away from getting choked up himself. But Ominis knew him too well—knew that the slight tremor in his voice, the way his fingers tightened against his shoulder, was just as much a betrayal of emotion as Ominis’ own wrecked state.

Evangeline still hadn't let go, her arms firm around him, her hand smoothing up and down his back in slow, grounding strokes. And Ominis—who had spent a lifetime holding himself apart, who had learned to flinch away from touch before he ever learned to accept it—could do nothing but sink into it.

Because it was safe. Because it was real.

Because it was his.

It was a family of his own making, built from the ruins of the past, from the people who had chosen him despite everything.

And it was the most precious thing he had ever been given.

Ominis took a shaking breath, tried to steady himself enough to speak properly. It didn’t quite work. "I—" He swallowed hard, pressing the heels of his palms into his eyes like that might somehow stop the flood of tears. It didn’t. "You absolute nightmares."

Sebastian snorted, the sound thick with emotion. "Well, we're your nightmares."

Ominis let out something between a sob and a laugh, shaking his head. "I—Merlin’s beard, I don’t even know what to say."

"You don’t have to say anything," Evangeline murmured, like she was grateful for him, as if this hadn’t just completely undone him from the inside out.

Sebastian leaned back into the couch, sighing dramatically. "Yeah, the crying pretty much said it all."

Ominis didn’t even have the energy to glare at him. "Shut up."

Sebastian grinned, bumping their shoulders together, and Evangeline only held him closer.

[mydearesthrry]

i loveddd the musician reader blurb 🥹🥹 would loveee to see more

a/n: I LOVED WRITING IT THANK U FOR THIS ANON. enjoy my babies <3 i have an fc for musician!yn x har and its gonna be gracie abrams :p

warnings: nonesies, fluff!!

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“hey, h?” Y/N called from her spot on the sofa, her laptop on her lap as she scrolled through the files for her next project, entitled five seconds flat.

“yeah, baby?” he shouted back, his footsteps soon following his words as he walked through their house, sitting next to Y/N when he arrived. “whats wrong?”

“um, to be honest, i- i don’t even really know. i just think something’s missing from here,” she sighed, running a hand through her hair. “like, i love it so far, but it’s missing something. i think it’s missing it’s ‘overarching love’ song. which is really stupid because this album has so many love songs.”

“not really.” he replied simply, shrugging and looking at her.

“what do you mean? there’s tons!”

“really? like what? go through the tracklist, baby.”

she rolled her eyes, mumbling a ‘fine!’, before pulling up the tracklist. “see! um, all my ghosts, what a shame? kinda?”

“exactly.” he stated, giggling at his wife.

“you’re so annoying. can you help me? please?”

he scoffs playfully, “as if i didn’t produce nearly the entire thing f’you, but sure.”

“okay, so i’m thinking of a poem that i wrote a long time ago called lame, and i wanna work on that. it was right before i told you i loved you.”

after cracking open y/n’s journal and flipping through the pages, they had finally had a song.

“fucking finally, holy shit!” she shouted, clapping as she collapsed on harry who laid sprawled on the couch.

“y’still gotta record it, m’precious wife,” he giggled. “and find a feature. since we decided that’s what we’re doing, f’some reason.”

“fuck my life,” she groaned, twisting in her spot to attach her cheek to his chest, hair fanning out around her and nearly tickling his nose. “why can’t you do it with me?”

“no.”

“harry,”

“no.”

“harry!”

“no, dude!”

“harry,” his wife stressed, holding the ‘y’. “pretty please? i’ll do that thing you like with my mouth?” she offered, knowing he wouldn’t refuse that.

“oh my god, fine! but this is the first and last collab im doing!” he grumbled exasperatedly.

“thank you, oh my god!” she squealed, running over to him and jumping, legs wrapping around his legs and her arms crossing around his neck.

“whatever. better hold up your end of the bargain.” he rolled his eyes, his hypocritical hands coming down to rest on her waist.

she grinned, jumping down from him and placing her hands on his chest. blinking up at him owlishly, she ran her hands down his torso and murmured, “i plan to, handsome. i’ll even start right now.”

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yourinstagram: took a tiny break and ended up at long pond with my beautiful producer husband <3. u have to wait to hear what we made there,,, butttt….. HATE TO BE LAME FT HARRY STYLES IS OUT NOWWWWW LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU

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> scuderiaferrari: charles_leclerc we can confirm 🫡

> yourinstagram: scuderiaferrari OMGGGGG MI FAMIGLIAAAAAA LOVE U

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> harrystyles: Rude.

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> yourinstagram: madisonbeer we miss u our precious daughter

harrystyles: We’re so cute. I love us.

harrystyles: I love you times infinity. It makes sense that you’ll probably be my first and last feature. H Xxxx

> yourinstagram: first and last but a few more right 🥹🥹

daylightyn: our parents!!!!!

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> yourinstagram: alex my love i miss u to bits

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> yourinstagram: oh my god kika i miss u so much its a problem

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harrystyles: HATE TO BE LAME. OUT NOW.

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yourinstagram: 🤭🤭🤭

yourinstagram: love youuuuuuu so muchsies

> harrystyles: I love you moresies. Xx

yourinstagram: ok look at us being models

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> harrystyles: yourinstagram Yes. Fueling my ego.

yourinstagram: my precious baby angel sugar cookie muffin pie <3 <3

> harrystyles: You’re insane.

user1: MORESIES??????? WTF

user2: he just said moresies yn is influencing him too much 😭😭😭

> yourinstagram: user2 its my job!!!! 😁😁

user3: they’re both on the writing credits they prob wrote it together 😭😭😭

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> user7: yes!!! yn’s sister was a mechanic for ferrari and is now lando’s race engineer so they all get along really well!

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[daisyblog]

Happy Birthday Jacob

Unexpected Love Masterlist Summary: Jacob celebrates his 9th birthday at LOT Wembley night 4.

With permission from YN and Jack, Harry had planned and organised a surprise for Jacob to come out on stage for everyone to sing happy birthday to him at the last Wembley show.

Harry had just finished performing As It Was with Jacob opening the song instead of his prerecorded version.

“Wembley it has been an absolute pleasure to spend the evening with you tonight…we have one more song to sing but before that…today is a special someone’s birthday…Jacob come out here”. Harry waved him over to the stage, once Jacob was standing next to Harry, he continued. “Today is Jacob’s ninth birthday…and this amazing lad has been in my life for nearly four years and it’s been a pleasure…so Wembley can we please sing for Jacob three..two..one..Happy Birthday…”.

The whole stadium began to sing as loud as they could “to you…happy birthday to you…happy birthday dear Jacob…happy birthday to you!”.

Once the cheering began to quieten and Jacob saying ‘thank you’ to the crowd, Harry spoke into his microphone again. “One of Jacob’s favourite songs is Kiwi and I’d like to share the stage with this wonderful little boy”.

The beginning of Kiwi started to play, and Jacob now held his own microphone as he prepared to sing with Harry.

“She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes…Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect…And all the boys, they were saying they were into it…Such a pretty face on a pretty neck”. They both sung into their mics, both enjoying the moment that they had been waiting for.

“I'm having your baby""It's none of your business…I'm having your baby…It's none of your business…I'm having your baby…It's none of your business…I'm having your baby…It's none of your, it's none of your-“.

“Ow!”. Jacob sang.

Harry and Jacob carried on singing and dancing around the stage together, both wearing a beaming smile.

“She sits beside me like a silhouette…Hard candy drippin' on me till my feet are wet…And now she's all over me, it's like I paid for it…It's like I paid for it, I'm gonna pay for this”.

They shared a knowing smirk, as they both knew how the song was going to end. “Having your baby…It's none of your business…Having your baby…It's none of your business…It's none of your, none of your-“.

“Hey!…my mum said she’s having his baby!”.

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ynflorist I’m having his baby 👶🏼 🥝 🤍 View all 1,324 comments

annetwist I’m over the moon for you👶🏼❤️ ⌞ynflorist ❤️ ⌞harryfan6 Anne’s going to be a nanny🥹

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jonnyharvey93 This baby only exists because of me😉only joking! A huge congratulations to my best friends❤️

mitchrowland Congrats guys!

benselleymusic Congratulations both! So happy for you x

elladeannemurray I'm so excited!! Thea can't wait for her new cousin x

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harryfan3 Jacob announcing it at Wembley was the cutest🩵

harryfan4 this means we get more dadrry😍

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[chrisevansonly]

𝐋𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐄𝐯𝐞

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐜 #8)

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: there is nothing like christmas eve with charles, this year it just got a bit sweeter

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none very cute and fluffy

𝐚/𝐧: eeeeek christmas eve fic!!!! i wanted this to be super cute and just idk special so i hope you all enjoy p.s. no french in this one<3

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Christmas time with Charles was always magical, in every way possible he made the holiday season so special for you, and it had been that way since you’d started seeing each other almost five whole years ago. Five Christmas’s together and they just kept getting more wonderful with every passing year.

What can he say, Charles loved to spoil you.

Today was nothing short of that, it was Christmas Eve and he’d pulled out all the stops, breakfast at your favourite cafe and now he’d taken you to the mountains to see a little snow and go on a winter hike, a tradition the two of you had.

“Are you warm enough amour?”

“Mhm thank you, it’s really pretty up here”

Getting away from Monaco for a few hours on Christmas Eve before all your dinner’s and events happened over the next few days.

“I have one thing to show you on the trail before we go back, they just added it” came Charles’s voice from behind you

“Okay, is it super far?”

“Nope just up here”

He sent you a smile and a wink as he took your hand, walking you up a small cut off path and to a balcony that over looked the snow covered trees, a fire burning at the centre of the deck, it was stunning.

“Oh wow…Char this is beautiful!”

Resting on the far railing your eyes scanned the view, taking your phone out and capturing a moment you would for sure remember for the rest of your life. It wasn’t until Charles cleared his throat that you turned around and just about dropped your phone.

“Char…”

“Mon amour…”

Tears were lining your eyes as you saw him down on one knee, in his finger tips a gorgeous diamond ring, that same boyish smile on his face that made you fall in love with him.

“I love you so much, you know I do..I know there is no one else on this planet better for me than you, baby you have been through hell and back with me, supported me through every step of racing and our days together…I couldn’t and would never want to experience and live a life without you in it, so..”

“Yes.”

Charles laughs, tears spilling down your cheeks as you sniffle and laugh along with him

“Will you marry me?”

“Yes Char, of course I’ll marry you baby”

Even if he knew your answer the whole time, he still felt his heart beat out of his chest, his hands a bit shaky as he slid the ring on your finger, standing up to kiss you deeply, holding you as if the world would just crumble up beneath you.

“Thank you.”

Pulling back to look at you, Charles cradled your face in his hands and swiped a few stray tears away

“You never have to thank me for loving you like you deserve”

“I love you Mr.Leclerc…”

Charles smiled and leaned forward to kiss you once more

“I love you more Mrs.Leclerc”

It was official, you were never going to get tired of hearing him call you that, what started out as a fairly normal Christmas Eve turned into something you never saw coming. Not only were you getting another Christmas with Charles and his family but you were getting all your holidays with him for the rest of your lives.

Christmas really was the most wonderful season of all..

[junocandraw]

What are some of your takes on any of The Morgue Files characters? :>

EEEEEK! WHAT A QUESTION!!! :D

Okay. So. This is going to be long because im VERY opinionated on the audio drama. I watched them probably a million times while i was working on a wall mural in my parent’s bathroom.

JEFF

Don’t get me wrong. Emo edgelord mcr stan sigma boy Jeff is GREAT. Its a CLASSIC. BUT. Its overdone. Its exhausting to see the same cycle of kid moves to a new town, kid gets bullied, kid goes crazy BECAUSE he gets bullied, in every single Jeff story.

David’s is unique in that Jeff was just BORN THAT WAY. he was born sick. he was like that the day he popped out of the womb. i also like how he leaves slenderman’s impact on him so vague. when you listen to the pinehearst sessions, jeff doesn’t call anyone out by name, he just uses super vague pronouns to describe the collective. “I’ve seen them.” “I know what they’re planning.” etc. etc.

not to mention the bloody parts? oh. perfection. he wanted to “wear” Christy? 10/10. my timbers were shivered. I can vividly remember the first time I listened to the video and I was just…jaw dropped. Its insane that you can understand everything thats going on gore-wise just by audio.

In short? David’s take was REFRESHING. It was new. It broke that cycle. It even influenced some aspects of the rewrite i did. (shameless plug there ;D)

TOBY

One thing that is glaringly obvious with this one is that the mental-illness portion was portrayed SO MUCH BETTER than the original. Toby was so much more believable in his struggles. I really felt sorry for the guy. You put it best when you said “he was just dealt a bad hand in life.”

Also, the brainwashing portion at the bitter end with slenderman was just great. it was amazing. AND THE LYRA PLOT TWIST???? DONT. GET. ME. STARTED. I WAS SHOOKETH. i wont spoil for all you peoples who haven’t listened to it but its CRAZY.

This one is my second favorite. Its great. Its scary. I loved it.

JACK

Honestly? INCREDIBLY underrated. THIS one is probably tied in first with Jeff. I can’t pick between them because Jeff just holds a special, nostalgic place in my heart, but this one. Ooh. This one.

Jack was the least of my concerns with this one. I’m talking about detective kent and poor sergeant norris. when the you-know-what happened with all of the proxies, my stomach was flipped. I forgot that it was even allowed to happen in this genre. in Hollywood, someone would have swooped in last minute and saved them, but that didn’t happen here. It just goes to show you how twisted david is willing to get.

we also get a lot of tim and brian in this episode!! i love them. i made a post about creepypasta and marble hornet crossovers, and this is a perfect example of a one thats done well. he didn’t make tim a measly little twink, or brian a shy wallflower, but he instead made his own, creative take on both characters. And its great. its all great.

i would dish my opinion on the sally one, but its been a hot minute since i watched it lol. ive watched all of these in the last month or two. I remember the one guy named like…aiden? or something? he disturbed me. i dont remember much else lol.

ONE MORE THING!! Im not sure if hes allowed to do this, but I think a HABIT cameo in one would be SICK. with HABIT’s gorey methods of murder and david’s twisted writing, that could be something AWESOME. maybe im just a die hard emh fan tho…idk…

anyways thank you for listening to my insane ramblings and GO WATCH THE MORGUE FILES IF YOU HAVEN’T EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE CREEPYPASTA THEY’RE GREAT!! :D

[legacyofmanwich]

Legacy of Manwich {2.3} Divine Intervention

But yet, thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter. Or rather, a disease that's in my flesh, which I must needs call mine.

Welcome back to the Legacy of Manwich, where I'm not tired of King Lear references yet. Last time, King Martin's twin daughters grew from filthy, malnourished infants into filthy, malnourished toddlers, and also Lillie is pregnant again. Yay! More kids to neglect!

King Martin: "And so because of the flashing purple madness, custom cars were deleted from the Downloads folder and your father will never own the bitchin sports car he deserves."

Yeah, this update comes on the tail end of me having to clean out my downloads folder for the first time. The only vehicles anyone's going to be allowed to drive are the ones you build yourself, because I don't see no dealership around this dump-ass town.

The custom food gets to stay, though. That looks tasty as fuck.

Lillie: "Remember that scene in Breaking Dawn where Bella makes the fried chicken when she's pregnant?"

Yeah, I guess?

Oh, right, another baby. It really is only one this time, I checked! No quads here, thank God.

Martin looks like he's ready to give birth himself. Lillie's attracted to fitness, so he'll have to shape up soon. I'm in no rush, because they bone enough as it is.

Shitty walls-down picture because I need to properly convey the fact that the girls absolutely beeline for the bedroom every time these two have sex. They'll be in the other room skilling or playing with toys and drop everything just to come watch. A bit creepy, if you ask me.

Regan: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THIS IS VERY EDUCATIONAL!"

Optimistic of you, game, that you think they'll get a birthday party. They're lucky if they get fed most of the time. (Also Lillie and Martin have literally no friends to invite lmfao)

I don't know how this even happened, since Martin rarely interacts with either twin.

Regan: "DAD'S TAKING ME INSIDE, GOOD LUCK WITH THE WOLVES BITCH!"

Goneril: "What? Huh?"

Tamiko: "This is the best day of my life."

Lillie would sacrifice her firstborn to join a wolf pack, guaranteed. Don't worry, Martin came back out and brought her to the nursery, where the girls will be safe!

God: "No, fuck this, this has gone on long enough, I'm smiting your shitty children."

AAAAAAHH NO NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

Lillie: "DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS!!"

I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE AROUND HERE IS COMPETENT

OKAY MARTIN CAN YOU WAIT A FUCKING SECOND?

Pictured above: this fucking terrible legacy

The girls survived, miraculously, and aged into children. Between Lillie's painting and Martin's income, I was able to build them a new, nicer house and tear the old one down!

Regan: "WHERE'D MY FUCKING HOUSE GO?!"

Goneril: "Sigh... I'll miss that house."

The house you spontaneously combusted in? That house?

Despite Goneril's stupid face here, I think they're turning out super cute. They're both incredibly active and nice, but where Goneril is shy, neat, and playful, Regan is outgoing, sloppy, and serious. You'd never be able to tell they're both nice sims, because they sure don't act like it.

BABY TIME LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

Here's Cordelia! And I am hereby closing the baby factory, no more unprotected sex. I'm watching you sluts.

Goneril: "Wooo! More King Lear!"

Regan: "Dad if you ask us how much we love you when you're old, I'm not gonna hold back, you're fucking terrible."

King Martin: "That's fair, honestly."

Lillie: "Meet your daughter, hon!"

King Martin: "Wow, uh, cool. Super cool."

Huh? That's all? Where'd the baby go?

Lillie: "Beats me."

You too?

Cordelia: "Is this just kinda the norm around here, or...?"

Not really. Martin's paying attention to Regan and Goneril, that never happens.

King Martin: "EEEEEK CORDELIA'S GONNA READ MY DIARY!!!"

Cordelia was born less than an hour ago, Martin.

And so she stayed there for pretty much her whole infancy. :(

Regan: "Listen up, dad. This place sucks, and me and Goneril are gonna run away. Don't try and stop us."

Goneril: "Yeah, we mean it, dad."

King Martin: "lol okay bye!"

Regan: "ALRIGHT HERE WE GO WE'RE RUNNING AWAY! FOR REAL!"

Alright, girls, I'll see you in the next update. Have fun.

[catgenderyuan]

applejam seems cute, i hadn't considered that ship before. what do you like about it? (feel free to ramble)

OHHHH HERE WE GO! okay so for starters what got me into it was Jamil's endless halloween vingette when Epel felt left out and jealous that everyone else knew how to waltz but him and Jamil offering to teach him. And then when they stole the show from their moves after epel asks if jamil can teach him more complex moves i was very fond of this little interaction

and in one of Jamil's birthday vingettes he mentions his dream vacation is to somewhere that by description really fits Epel's home town. (and then he got a guest gaurd in that event! eeeeek!!!!) And even though despite being in book 5 together they dont talk much they still seem to get along rather wall (like in the halloween vingette and in the new nightmare before christmas event where jamil jumps to protect epel) and from what we've seen epel respects jamil a lot and KEHEHEHEEEE i like them :3

[blackjackkent]

So things are... decidedly weird in good old D'Meta's Crossing.

Walking on into one of the buildings, we find a weird red substance of some sort that doesn't seem to be doing active damage but does cause a weird red smoky aura around Helena's body:

It uh. Also has tentacles growing out of it.

Again, for some reason no one in the party comments on this(!).

The group fans out to look for survivors in the town square, which is looking... terrible.

Bellara apparently knew people from this town who she is finding dead here, which is horrible. Neve points out that the blight managed to lift an entire aravel onto the roof of a building, which is also horrible in a completely different way.

(A/N: It's been ages since I last played a DA game - I feel like I don't remember the blight being represented as a physical growth like this so much previously. Am I misremembering or is this new?)

Update: Harding has a comment on this:

"This blight is weird."

(A/N: Yeah, pretty much, lol.)

"Ever seen anything like it?" Helena asks.

"Never," Harding says. "Blight's usually dead. Static. But this is alive..."

EEEEEK.

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And then, moving deeper into the village:

Oh, god.

"What was that?" asks Bellara.

"Something big," says Helena. "Stay sharp."

Something big indeed, because coming around the corner, we see... this.

Oh god oh shit oh fuck

The screenshot here does not make it nearly clear enough that these giant tentacles are MOVING.

"Over there!" says Bellara. "Two more survivors."

Bellara, we have a Code Cthulu happening up the ridge, if you hadn't noticed.

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The two new survivors continue the local trend of being very ominous and not very responsive. "Find the Veil Jumpers. Bring them to the mayor."

Harding suggests that this implies that finding the missing Jumpers will require finding the mayor, which seems like a good assumption, and it's a pity that acting on it requires going through even more awfulness:

In spite of her earlier comments, Helena doesn't really have a joke to offer about this. This is just... awful. She's used to a lot of awful shit in Minrathous, but it's generally the people sort of awful, the awful of cruelty and injustice.

The tentacles are something new.

[simmerdowndee]

TWIN TUITION EPISODE TEN [MOTHERS DAY SPECIAL]

[Cade]

I’m finally able to do ultrasounds with patients! The doctor that I am shadowing is really cool. I’ve done 3 so far on my own, and I’m starting to think I want to specialize in obstetrics and gynecology vs cardio. I really enjoy seeing the expecting moms excited to see their baby. 

Cai is supposed to pick me up so we can have lunch today. She seems to be back to her normal self again. She might have been able to trick Jordan but I know her, and I knew she was sad in silence. I’m happy they are going to start trying. 

This weekend is mother’s day and I’m excited to spend it with my mom and grandmas. Cai says she can’t wait to celebrate next year. I’m glad she is optimistic she’ll have her baby by next year. 

*Cai walks in*

Cai: Are you ready for lunch?!  Cade: Yep! Lemme get this cleaned up.  Cai: I’m hoping I get to be in one of these rooms soon.  Cade: Are you tracking your cycle?  Cai: Uh… no.  Cade: Cai.  Cai: I know I'm supposed to but we’re just hoping it happens…  Cai: I mean we have been trying a lot.  Cade: I know, we can hear you.  Cai: Oh my god.  Cade: *Laughs* Cai: So how does this thing work?  Cade: Here, lay back. I’ll give you a mock ultrasound *Laughs*  Cade: First I’ll put this gel on your stomach. It’s going to be cold. Cai: Omg it is. Cade: Now I just have to turn this on and type this in… okay! Cade: Now I would just glide this over your stomach… 

Cai: It kinda feels like a massage.  Cai: I feel like as soon as we started trying, my ovaries decided to boycott… Cai: I hope it happens for us soon.  Cai: Are you listening to me!?

Cade: Cai….. 

Cai: What??  *Cade shows her the screen*  Cai: What is tha- *gasps* Cade: Cai, you’re pregnant. Cai: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 

Cade: I’ve only done three of these so far but I'm pretty sure that’s a fetus…. Cai: OH MY GOD  Cade: Cai! Cai: Cade! 

Cade: You’re having a baby!  Cai: Oh Cade, don't cry. You’re gonna make me cry.  Cade: You’re going to be a mom. Cai: I GOTTA CALL JORDAN.  Cade: Let me call my supervisor in. I wanna make sure this is right. 

*the doctor comes in* 

Dr. Chase: I hear you’re pregnant, congratulations!  Cai: Thank you!  Dr. Chase: Okay, let’s take a look just to confirm.  Dr. Chase: You are definitely pregnant. 

Cade: EEEEEK!  Cai: I can’t believe it.  Dr. Chase: Cade, did you see her entire womb? Cade: I thought I did?  Dr. Chase: Look. Cai: *GASPS*  Cade: YOU’RE HAVING TWINS.

Cai: Oh god, I don’t think Jordan was ready for two. Dr. Chase: You are about 8 ½ weeks along. Congratulations again.  Cade: I can finish up. Thank you for confirming.

*The doctor leaves* 

Cai and cade : *Jumping up and down* 

Cade: Well, you got your wish, x2.

Cai: I’m so excited but also nervous. How do you think Jordan will take it?  Cade: I’m sure he’ll be just as excited, twin. Cade: Here, I got you two ultrasounds so you both can have one.  Cai: How am I going to tell him?  Cade: Do something cute. Cade: Alright, let’s go eat. You need to feed those babies.  Cai: I love that. 

[Cai]

I'M GONNA BE A MOM! I'M GONNA BE A MOM!!!

[ac-schryver]

Dead beat dad part two: I’m might be dead but

Alastor: Would you like to explain why you won’t let us leave?

America: Because I’m not unleashing demons, more importantly the Bayou Cannibal of New Orleans on normal people!

Lucifer: You’re not worried about me?

America: I put Duck Tales on and you haven’t moved. I’m not worried about out you.

Japan: But this is Lucifer?

America: -holds up Donald Duck plush-

Lucifer: There’s plushies?!

Alastor: Stop giving him things related to ducks! I didn’t even know Disney did ducks? Where’s Oswald or Mickey? I don’t know this character?

America: Keeping Alastor here is the goal. The devil won’t leave unless Alastor does. Which gives us time to keep trying to call…

England: America, what the hell do you mean; you summoned the Devil and his assistant?

America: I was trying to summon Russia like you do!

Alastor: No, no, I’m not His Majesty’s assistant! I’m the Host of the Hazbin Hotel, owned by His Majesty’s daughter, Princess Charlie Morningstar! The name’s Alastor! Pleasure to meet you, quite the pleasure, but I must say when my dear friend Alfred talked of you I imagined less eyebrows.

England: excuse me!?

Lucifer: huh, we need popcorn: this is going to be good. -snaps bucket into existence- Want some?

America: -takes handful and munches on it by piece- Huh, I didn’t think he remembered.

Japan: -takes a few pieces- The Anti-Christ is a girl?

Lucifer: Is that what they call my daughter?

America: I’m pretty sure Jesus and what was her name, Charlie?, would totes get along.

England: What would a serial killer now about me?! America, you let yourself get caught?!

Alastor: Oh, you think I’m so unskilled to get one of you, Jack?

England: My name’s not Jack? It’s Arthur!

Alastor: of course it’s not! My apologies!, even though I’m positive I’m staring at Jack the Ripper’s face!

America: This tea is so hot!

England: You son of a bitch!

Alastor: -grows to radio tower size- What did you call my mama?! Say it again, Bête!

England: He’s French?!

Alastor: I was American! From New Orleans Louisiana! Of course I have French blood!

England: -pulls out wand- Been a while since I fought a demon.

America: Not in my house! I just got it cleaned! You’re scaring Daphne and Tony!

Lucifer: Who’s Daphne and Tony?

Japan: Tony is America’s Alien friend and Daphne’s his Unicorn. She was a birthday present from England.

Lucifer: Unicorns still exist?! Eeeeek! ALASTOR! ALASTOR! There’s still unicorns!

[toujokaname]

Card shuffle / Episode 14

Author: Akira

Characters: AkanP, Aira, Tatsumi, Hiiro, Rinne, HiMERU, Kohaku, Niki, Mayoi

"—Right. It's fine. HiMERU is not angry. HiMERU is calm."

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Season: Winter

Location: Café Cinnamon

AkanP: Good evening~♪

Uwaah, things are getting lively around here! It sure is nice to be young~ Hehehe, you're at that age where even dropping chopsticks is funny...♪

Aira: That scared me?! Uh, AkanP, good work today...?

Tatsumi: Is there anything we can assist you with?

Hiiro: Fumu, did Nii-san's underhanded tactics become an issue today?

Rinne: Oi, oi, didn't Otouto-kun misbehave today as well? If anyone's getting scolded, it won't just be me, but the both of us as the "Amagi brothers," right?

Hiiro: Hehe. For some absurd reason, that makes me happy. In cases like this, it's always been Nii-san taking the blame—

AkanP: No, no, I'm not scolding anyone! Actually, since everyone did their best today, maybe I'll praise you instead~♪

HiMERU: That subtle condescension is aggravating. Is HiMERU just being petty?

Kohaku: Ah, come on... Actually, in terms of position, ain't Akan-han higher as the producer?

Niki: Rather, I think that idols act too arrogant sometimes~ Like, who do they think they are? Don't you think so too, Mayo-chan?

Mayoi: Wha- Um- W-Why do you keep singling me out, Shiina-san?! I-I'm uncomfortable clarifying my stance at times like these...!

AkanP: Hehe. I'm relieved to see you all getting along. Please keep doing your best in Matrix until the end ♪

Rinne: Speaking of "until the end," at this rate, Matrix might wrap up quicker than expected, huh?

AkanP: Eh, what do you mean? Is there some trouble? That's concerning!

HiMERU: —You'd understand if you just thought about it for a second. Today's outcome has secured Crazy:B's second consecutive victory, thanks to Rinne's cowardly scheming.

AkanP: ? Himeru-kun[1], do you not know how to count?

Today was the first match, so Crazy:B only won once, right? Not twice, hehe ♪

HiMERU: —Shiina, HiMERU wants to talk to you for a bit. Please come with.

Niki: Eeeeek?! I'm gonna get used as stress relieeef! Will I end up like that poor rabbit plushie from "Cr*yon Shin-channn"?! [2]

AkanP: Oh, I have something to tell everyone, so could you please not go anywhere? You're a surprisingly restless boy, aren't you, Himeru-kun?

Tatsumi: Hehe. Come to think of it, HiMERU-san used to be much more lively than now, how nostalgic...♪

Rinne: Bwaha, how 'bout we start promoting you as an energetic kid from now on, Merumeru?

I'll be rootin' for ya! Rocking shorts and brandishing a bug net, the reborn Merumeru bursts onto the scene! Gyahahaha! ☆

HiMERU: .........

Niki: Um. Can you guys stop teasing HiMERU-kun? Every jab seems to chip away at my lifespan somehow, so can you chill?

HiMERU: —Right. It's fine. HiMERU is not angry. HiMERU is calm.

AkanP. What did you actually want from us?

AkanP: Again, I said that I would praise you. Were you just not listening?

Kohaku: Hey now... C'mon, HiMERU-han, deeeep breaths...

HiMERU: It's fine, Oukawa. No need to worry. ...But as Rinne mentioned earlier, at this rate, Matrix will end prematurely, won't it?

Should Crazy:B maintain this winning streak, we may secure six wins out of ten matches by the sixth round—effectively settling the outcome with a majority.

Even if there are rounds beyond that, they'd essentially be throwaway matches, so wouldn't the viewership numbers drop?

AkanP: Wah, so confident... But as they say, matches are a matter of chance. Who knows if Crazy:B will keep on winning?

But. For some reason, Anzu-chan and the agency also had such unnecessary worries, so we decided to add some improvements to Matrix.

HiMERU: Are those worries really unnecessary, or are they essential?

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AkanP uses the hiragana version of "Himeru" instead of the stylized HiMERU version. This is something he dislikes deeply due to how high of an esteem he holds the HiMERU name.

Referencing Nene's Happiness Bunny in Crayon Shin-chan. Real picture of Niki and HiMERU :(

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[kittenmey-rin]

Hey guys, it's me again, and I decided to make a quick Kny Yandere Hashira x Female reader, Hashira Picnic party.

(If you are wondering what type of Hashira you are in this One-shot, well, you will be the season Hashira, please don't kill me. I hope you enjoy it.)

In the beautiful cool freshness spring day, You are in the Hashira Headquarters with your friends, the reason why you are here is to listen for Shinobu's announcement.

"Alright everyone, thanks for coming here, now as you are wondering what you are here for is because today is a special day, today we're going to have a picnic, our master is letting us to take a break from our missions, and we are going to have a perfect day for the first time in our lives." Shinobu said while looking at the Hashira. Mitsuri Kanroji jumped up and down of excitement. "Eeeeek, I am so excited for a picnic and I can't wait to have a picnic with all of us taking a break." Mitsuri said while feeling excited, Tengen, Rengoku, Gyomei, Giyu, Sanemi, and Muichiro are feeling excited for a picnic, but you need to finish training in your training room, so you decide to decline it. "I'm not going with you guys, you guys can go have a picnic without me." You said while standing up, before looking at your friends, you were about to leave this Hashira Headquarters and then, Mitsuri standing in front of you while looking at you with sad puppy look on her face. "Please don't leave Y/n, we can't have a picnic without you there, please, please, please y/n." Mitsuri said while begging you to go on a picnic with your friends, you were about to say no, but your friends gave you the sad puppy look on their faces. "Please come with us for only today's picnic, y/n." The Hashira said. You can't handle looking at the sad puppy look, so you gave in, and you said. "*sighs* Fine, I will go on a picnic with you all, but it's just for today."

*Timeskip, in the hills*

You're starting to regret about going for a picnic a little bit, but you are just having a peaceful time for the rest of your life, not only that but you also play with Gyomei's pet kitten, a few minutes later, it's lunchtime, everyone brought their picnic meals, but you didn't bring it with you. Mitsuri looked at you in confusion "Uhh Y/n, where is your picnic meal???" Mitsuri asked. "Well you see Mitsuri, it's just that I didn't bring it with me because I can't find it anywhere." You said while looking at the ground. But then, there's a round plate sitting in front of you, and it's filled with the Hashira's different favorite foods. "Y/n, we don't want you to hungry of not bringing your picnic meal, so we decided to share some of our favorite food in a round plate for you." Iguro said while looking at you. "But, why would you all do that for me???" You asked while looking at the Hashira. "Well, it's because you have been helping us with understanding of being there for your friends and family, and you never gave up on all of the hard work you have done helping us, and that's why we decided that we shall return the favor and help you, right everyone???" Tengen explained everything while looking at the rest of the Hashira, they all nodded their heads, you looked at your friends with a surprise look, but swapped with a smile on your face. "Great, thanks everyone, well then, let's dig in." You said while everyone nodded and started eating their food properly.

The End

[bigdreamerpeach]

Um... maybe a Ler!Bubba and Lee!Picky fic? Bubba finds Picky sad because Bron made fun of her, so Bubba cheers her up by tickling her... uh... y'know... whatever you want to do is fine...

There we go

Sorry if i take a lot of time to do fic request but now Here^^

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Don't worry , Be Happy

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It was a normal , silence day in the playcare.

All of the toys hanging out together, talking about many thing they happend today and just having some fun , like always.

And it was snacktime how picky call it , she made for All her friend and the other toys some Snacks. For Huggy some Hamburgers, for Mommy somw Pancakes and for the other cookies and cakes.

"Wow Picky you so good at cooking!".

" it Taste sooo good sweetie".

This makes Picky happy

All of ther friends like the food she made..Well not anyone ..

Bron..

He is not in a good mod today, he was grumpy or angry about something. The others tey to make him happy again but nothing helps

" Awwwwww Bron, you can talk to us whats wrong."

" Nothing Bacon ...".

Picky looks at him as he calles her that. Nobody calls her like this before but she didn't answer what he said , maybe he needs time to clam down.

The others look as Picky , worried.

After a while they all finish they go to they're own stuff, but bron just sitting there and sigh madly. Picky knows he is angry about something so she wanna help him

"Hey bron..whats the matter?". Picky ask

" I'm fine Bacon...leave me alone."

This Word again, why bron calls her like this.She knows she is a pig but..hearing someone call her this makes her a little sad

" hey...why you calling me like that..".

" look at you ...always eating, day over day.. you thing food makes anybody happy? No ! Its make you fat ..like you just here , looks at you belly .. fat Nugget."

That was to much ...Picky eyes full of tears now as bron call her that. She starts crying and runs off.

Poor Picky ...

After a while Bubba hears sobbing and sniffs. He looks around and saw Picky.. who was crying. Bubba runs up to her , extremly worried.

" Hey , whats wrong picky ?." He hugs her

" B....Bron..He..He gives me mean n..nicknames like..Bacon and F..Fat Nugget...why is He mean to me... i ..i didn't do anything!".

" ssshhhh....clam down picky .. He can be really mean sometime".

Bubba trys to comfort her but seeing her crying break his heart ..why could Bron call her like this.Poor Picky he said in his mind.

" Don't Listen to him , you are wonderful how you are Picky..cute and friendly like always." Bubba told her

But..she was to sad

" i'm fat ...maybe he's right ..".

" you not fat .. Look at me i'm the one with the belly." Picky chuckles

Bubba smirks playful.he has a idea to make her feel better

" whats so funny hm? Laughing about my belly?".

He pokes her side. She twitch

" Heheheyy." She push his hand away, giggles

Bubba knows how he can make his friends happy and one thing he can do on picky. Wothout a warning he Pins her down and squeezes her sides.

" EEEEEK!!! BUBBAAAHAHAH!!! NOOHHOOHO!!!! ACKKK!!!PFFRRRR!!!!".

" aww whats wrong hm? I didn't do anything ~".

" PFFFFEEEEHEHEHEEH!!!! STOP STOOHOHOOP!!! IT TICKLES!!!".

Bubba love to hear her cute laughter again, her happieness makes him happy.he tickles Picky for some minutes as he stops. Picky lay down on his chest, cuddles.

" Feel better?".

" ehehee.. eheh..Yeah..".

"Great hehehe , remeber ..don't Listen what bron call you, you not fat you are cute , friendly and a good Cook, your food is great."

The sweet words from bubba makes her feel more better as the tickling do. She keeps cuddling him as she fall asleep

" hehe , sleep well ...Picky sweety..".

With that both sleeping , cuddles

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Here is the fic

Hope you like it ^^

[pearlzier]

okay so, firstly; a lot of the first ppl or fictional characters that i saw ever being compared to dogs, or described as having dog/puppy like behaviors, have been ppl that Actually have adhd — or are at least suspected to have adhd, and I have adhd, so like…. Yes, i Am projecting, but she would Definitely have adhd. like Constantly going On and On to beau, for hours sometimes, about all her different hyperfixations of the moment and getting super excited and stimming (cute butt wiggles!!!!!) and he just thinks it’s the most adorable thing he’s ever seen.

she would cry if she can’t get a snack or something she likes (for whatever reason: like the store or restaurant being closed cause it’s a weekend or really late at night) and beau just comforts her and is like, “don’t worry, sweet girl, i promise we can get it in the morning.” and Of course he keeps to that cause he’s the best man literally ever.

also definitely has a barking vocal stim, but she gets like kinda self conscious about it cause she thinks ppl will think it’s weird, so she Never does it around ppl (masking like no other) but then the first time she does it around beau, like it just kinda… Slipped out, she wasn’t even paying attention. and when she realized what she just did she was so mortified she tried to leave and was apologizing like crazy, until he grabbed her and pulled her back and was like, “aww, my sweet puppy… you ain’t got nothin’ to be embarrassed about.” more comfort and reassurance (sorry i can’t formulate more on That one because my brain is short circuiting)

this next one is NSWF so i won’t go super into detail rn……. but she definitely rides him like she’s feral and he fucking loves it. like the Stamina on that girl…. and also ********* !!!!!!!!!! (and breeding kink, but i can’t get into that rn either or else i’ll Explode)

long acrylics…… need i say more?

i have Many other thoughts on this, this is just Some of them, but i don’t want this to be superrr long so i’ll stop it right here😭😭

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THIS IS LITERALLY ELIANA SENDING ME SKATER!MATT AND CAUSINF THE MOST INSANE BRAINWORMS OF MY LIFE BUT WITB BEAU OH MY GOD BEAU & PUPPYGIRL!READER IM GEEKING OUT SO BAD........ OHHH MY GOD EEEEEK 💓💓💓💓 long acrylics........ brain whizzing n working like CRAZY

beau and puppygirl!reader i fear my brain has. found something to latch onto please.... send anything else u have

[rambleonwaywardson]

Hello!

I'm sure you've seen the story about the astronauts temporarily stuck in space? Every time I see it I think of your Astronaut!AU and gosh imagine if Bucky hadn't been injured but they were separated for an indeterminable amount of time?? Or what if that happens to Gale on his mission - they'd be the two most cursed astronauts in the world eeeeek.

Oh dear God yes. Fun fact, when I was still an aero engineering major I did several case studies on Boeing. So back when Starliner first launched I said to my friends “they gonna fuck up.” And not that I wanted them to, but here we are……..

Another fun fact, originally the astronaut AU was going to be based around a similar idea of capsule/station failure but I ended up choosing the injury route. I won’t lie I’ve considered it for Gale but how fucking cruel would that be 😭. To him and to NASA. One thing for Boeing to mess up like that but, that’s Boeing 😬.

For those who don’t know: look up Boeing Starliner. Basically, Boeing is a mess. Has been for a long time. After years of development they sent their own capsule to the ISS with two astronauts. And, shocker, it had a bunch of issues and was not deemed safe enough to bring the crew home. So what was supposed to be a 30 day mission for them is now extending through February, when they will return on a SpaceX capsule.