#accelerant

[rayb15h0p]

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[musicbyrikm]

Accelerant, live on the Transmit Presents Stage at DoWestFest in Toronto, June 2024

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[allaboutherock2011]

Goremaggedon 2025 - The Star and Garter, Manchester; 22nd March 2024.

Within music there is always the weird and the wonderful and today was definitely one of those occasion. We at All About The Rock headed off to Goremageddon 2025 for some fulfilled grindcore induced adventures and let me tell you this there were some experiences throughout the evening but overall, the night was fucking amazing. Goremageddon 2025 was hosted by Rancid Offal Promotions at Star and…

[sunshinem0ths]

JAYVIK WORLD DOMINATION

[girl-lostconnection]

Hear me out

Simon brings Johnny home and doesn’t tell him that there’s only one bed.

Simon brings Johnny home and hopes he can just herd both Reader AND Soap in the same bed, kinda tucking them in and plastering himself over them like they are his kittens.

Simon who’s very much unimpressed when Reader announces that she’s gonna take the couch, thinking “bloody hell, I need to get rid of the thing, should have thought about it before trying to get them in the same bed”.

Meanwhile Johnny who feels like murdering Simon and apologising to Reader because NOW she looks at him like he’s actually a dog her partner brought home and is insistent she lets the mutt sleep in their bed.

In the end, Reader snaps that she can get a room at the hotel if Simon doesn’t settle, Simon is growling that it’s her fucking home she’s not going anywhere in the blizzard and Johnny is sipping on his tea and eating the biscuits that Reader keeps adding to his plate.

Simon and Johnny take the bed in the end, she goes on the couch feeling mad and miserable just to wake up sandwiched between these two — Soap’s face in her cleavage, Simon’s back pressed to hers.

Part 1 (of actual AU)

[sophiasrant]

hc that no one on the JL (or any of the teams) will let bats do the heavy lifting, ever

Like one day they need to carry an unconscious Flash after a battle and someone else (who has a broken arm) is like “who is well enough that they can carry him” and Batman, ceo of ignoring his injuries™️, is like “I got this” but his mouth starts leaking blood while he’s carrying flash. Superman (who was holding up a building) x-rays him & is like “YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS AND INTERNAL BLEEDING. WHY ARE YOU CARRYING FLASH?” “…I am well enough to carry flash”

anyway this applies to all bats. Someone asks if someone else can volunteer to help them lift something and, no matter what, Kon puts his hand over Tim’s mouth bc of the broken leg incident™️. Tim will never even be allowed a chance to make a case or attempt to answer the call.

Someone asks if Robin can help to carry something and Jon immediately replies “no he can’t. I’ll do it tho.” bc Damian once tried to conduct cleanup (lifting pieces of broken buildings and concrete) post alien-invasion with a stab wound (it was multiple stab wounds but only Jon figured that out)

Someone asks nightwing if he can carry stuff to the car and all of a sudden you have eight people shouting “NO” bc he once offered to carry someone’s old 60 pound box TV to storage while he had a gunshot wound. They only learned about the gunshot wound after he fainted & the tv fell on top of him.

Jason leaves before anyone can ask him to help with anything

Edit:

Steph and Cass fight over who carries the thing for the other person, but usually neither of them volunteer. They're gone the second the battle is over. Babs never has to carry shit even if it's a loaf of bread because she goes "wow, really? have the wheelchair bound girl carry shit for you, sure" so the person stammers and she gets away with it every single time.

Duke is allowed to carry things. (Other teams have yet to find out about his injuries.) In fact, they compliment him on being responsible enough to not over-exert himself. He smiles back. (He's trying not to laugh.)

[bombsoverkuwait966]

You wanna know my fears! You wanna know what scares me you fuck?

LOGOS - THE EARLY YEARS

The rope inside

I don't know why I called Trying to reach the other side A kiss so sweetened The bitter had been siphoned As my hand grabs a bottle I take comfort in the way the sun says hello

The signs circles I had drawn had washed away A new wave had replace the space known as me A rock tumbles in the distant darkness

I climbed the rope inside It burned me alive Don't leave me outside But burn me alive

She said to let the heat take me out She was soft and kind and shallow and smart You drank it until You turned blue Reminding myself, to forget you

She made my hand lose itself In all the flames As the bottles became burdens The smothered her shoulders And lost myself in her

[castiellesbian]

Thinking about something I heard awhile back that eventually so many essays will have been written about the Great Gatsby that it will be impossible to effectively use plagiarism checkers because every essay will inevitably (and unknowingly) plagiarize one that was already written. Anyway, this is how I feel about Supernatural posts

[lokh]

sketchies..... wanted to practice drawing various snakes

[heartshapedwomb22]

rapid pregnancies are so so hot,,, thinking about the obliviousness that comes with the slight bloating. you brush it off, not suspecting a thing. then your pants dig into your waist and you start to suspect something is off. the realization as you unbutton your pants and you notice that your belly is swelling. with what? who knows. all you can focus on is the uncomfortable feeling of your womb stretching around whatever was inside you. the groaning and whining that comes with the growth. you can't help the sounds you make as your belly feels like it's stretching you to your limits, pulsing deep inside of your womb. the fear as you feel like you can't grow anymore, yet your belly continues to push out. the temporary relief when the growing slows, only for something to press down on your pelvis, preparing to exit your full womb. what comes out and how many is a mystery.

[musicbyrikm]

Accelerant, live at Ted's Collision in Toronto, August 2024

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

actually i think "actual genius scientist with an incredibly high IQ that turns into the dumbest whore for some dick" is an untapped resource. we should look into that

[cad-faoi-maeglin]

I like to think the clones are absolute dogshit at understanding nat-born's ages. Like, that guy looks so old, he has to be...uh... 30 or something. They get completely baffled when someone mentions their 9 year old daughter and get shown a picture of a young child. They find out someone who looks to be the same age as them is turning something twice their age, which they already knew, but still have this instinctive moment of “you've been alive how long???”

[licorishh]

double ?? upload ???? yeaaaahh i've gotten FASTERRrr for whatever that's worth so complementary blyla because guess what i miss them too (nobody was surprised by that)