#enter james

[greenes-artdump]

twitter fucked me over big time, didn’t it !

guess it’s time for me to post something on here ! my name is rosalind !! i draw and stuff, i’ll be posting whatever is on my mind or whatever, mostly art and maybe song covers out of boredom . i’m a fan of musicals, things like pizza tower and cuphead, old cartoons, and sci-fi, horror and slice of life ! i’m currently working on my oc story “enter:JAMES; which i’ll most likely be posting about here as well as my other blog @jamesonsjournal !

i’ll be posting some pieces en masse here just so i can finally have something on here aha … for now have this one draft piece i made for a possible fnf mod i was making for my characters !!

i hope this place may accept with open arms rather than the demons elongated muskrat exposed me to :0

[nigesakis]

lord almighty they are doing crazy things to this guy's cerνix on ao3

[warpfactor9]

how am i supposed to be normal about star trek when [cunty spock voice] why THANK you, CAPTAIN mccoy.

[tiarnanabhfainni]

i loved the part of the book where piranesi resolves to take better care of himself while he's rediscovering his own history. he just has so much compassion for himself! the journal upsets him so he takes a week off and does things he enjoys and then he settles into a safe place when he wants to tackle the subject again. and he doesn't believe The Other when he's told about his amnesia! he values his own insights and his own knowledge of the House even when fucking ketterley is actively trying to undermine his sense of self. piranesi's gentle treatment of himself and the person he used to be is genuinely so moving.

[callofdudes]

There's nothing quite like watching Deadpool and Wolverine as a Canadian whose only prominent friend is an Australian. It makes the movie so much more fun, catching the references and wondering if you and your buddy would be perceived similarly together if God had the guts to put us in the same geographical location.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Because of this post by @starkayezer Sirius for another room: AGHHHHHHHHHH

*sounds of smashing glass*

Remus: What’s gotten into him?

James: No wait don’t tell-

Peter: Netflix are making a Dorian Gray adaptation-

Remus: ?

Peter: with Dorian and Basil as siblings

*runs away*

Remus: WHAT!?!

[honkceasar]

The one true way of keeping the riptide pirates from going somewhere is to put a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” sign in front of it. What’s Chip going to do?? Sheath his freshly tatted titties?? You think Gill is going to cage those horrifying webbed dogs???? Absolutely not. The only thing that can stop the riptide pirates is a reasonable dress code. The only one immune is Jay

[lulublack90]

Prompt 2 - Delight

@jegulus-microfic May 2, Word count 611

First part

“No, come back later, he’s not seeing anyone right now.” Madam Pomfrey barked at them when they tried to visit Remus the following morning. 

It had been bad once they got him safely back down the tunnel and into the shrieking shack. He’d torn the place apart trying to get back out. He and Sirius had taken the brunt of Moony’s frustrations, and they had quietly rejoiced when those first rays of sun loomed over the horizon. They watched as their poor friend reappeared as the wolf made its way back inside him. Remus hadn’t been conscious when the transformation finished and that was their first clue that Remus’s wasn’t in a good way. Sirius had crawled nearer and gasped. James had peered over his shoulder and seen the cuts and gashes caused by the Wolf taking out its anger on itself, on Remus. He still hadn’t come round by the time they had to go. James had to physically drag Sirius away as he’d refused to leave their friend. It was only when they passed Poppy Pomfrey on the way back up to the castle, she didn’t see them, of course, did they all relax a bit. She’d be able to help Remus.

“Well, she’s a delight as usual,” Sirius scoffed as the hospital wing door was slammed in her face. 

“Come on, let’s go down to breakfast, we can try again before lunch.” James suggested, slinging an arm around Sirius’s shoulders and leading him away from the infirmary with Peter trailing behind. 

They turned a corner and came face to face with Regulus. 

“Reggie? What are you doing up here?” Sirius said in surprise, scanning Regulus’s body for any signs of injury. Regulus ignored his brother and looked directly at James. 

“I want some answers.” He was scowling and James’s brain told him it was a pity he scrunched up his face like that because he was quite handsome. James blocked that train of thought and said to Regulus.

“Not now, later. I’ll tell you what I can, but some things aren’t mine to tell. Tonight, the history of magic classroom after dinner.” They started to walk away. Sirius opened his mouth to say something to James. 

“Wait, where’s Lupin?” The three Marauders spun around, worry on their faces. Regulus’s eyes widened as he looked at the hospital wing doors and back to their guilty faces. “Salazar’s pointed beard! You’re telling me mild as can be Lupin is actually—” Sirius raced forward and covered Regulus’s mouth with his hand, stopping the next words from escaping. 

“Shut up you idiot!” He hissed into his brother’s ear. He looked to James, wanting to know what to do next. James didn’t know. He raked his fingers through his hair, leaving it standing up on end. 

“We need to talk to Remus,” He murmured quietly. Behind him Peter uttered a muffling charm, so they could speak freely. “Good shout, Wormtail.” He nodded at his friend. “Okay, change of plans. Come up to Gryffindor tower at dinner time, it’ll be empty then, and we can answer your questions.” He told Regulus. Regulus’s eyes narrowed and Sirius suddenly yanked his hand away. 

“Yuck, gross, Reggie!” He exclaimed, wiping his slobbery hand on his robes. 

“Do you really think I’m that stupid that I would willingly walk into the lion's den?” He scowled harder at James. 

“I think you will if you want to know the truth.” James shrugged his shoulders as he grabbed Sirius by his non-licked hand and carried on down the corridor. “See you tonight.” He called over his shoulder, knowing someone like Regulus wouldn’t be able to resist coming to find them.  

Next part

[andjusticeforjames]

These pictures..

[rtbyg]

to celebrate another patriot rewatch and an update from @lyledebeast on ao3, here are my doodles!

[greenes-artdump]

perfectly marvelous - cabaret

say hello to my children !! from left to right , there’s ella windsor (she/her) a snarky, immature ai trapped in james’ mind to help them learn how to socialize , jameson wilkes andres (they/them) , a 17 year old no-nonsense , studious workaholic , and danielle jaiden willow (she/her) , a dramatic , self-centered rich girl from france ! i will post more about them later but all i can say is that they are goofy :0

[tinka-tank]

Stirring up a Disventure Camp AU that's just a cartoon with 60s fashion and aesthetic minus all the realism but with all the cartoon antics

Magenta Team is in a band minus Hunter (maybe he is in it later or left earlier) and James

They play psychedelic music I want to say, and lots of "You were a bad boyfriend" ass songs

In exchange for Fiore's keyboarding skills they let her do almost anything she wants, so yes hide your keys and wallet

They absolutely have no band name yet, and I'm open to suggestions !! I also have a Cyan Team band in the works that is more folk that also needs a name. Magenta is absolutely rivals with Cyan, Fiore tped Cyan's band car (as she should)

Tom is still a cop so he keeps an eye out for the terror caused by Magenta Team at times and Jaiden... oh Jaiden... so in love

Will there be Tomjake ? I don't know yet, seeing as I'm Jake disventure camp pr agent. I do not like Thomas (acab) and we will see where all stars takes us, but they for SURE had a fling here and Tom ignored that son of a bitch (Jake) again

Some of my thoughts here:

[8igiron]

i love my wife

[ineffable-days]

James and Remus Incorrect Quote

James: Regulus is so fucking hot. I can’t do this anymore I can’t function around him. Remus, help me, how on Earth do you cope around Sirius?? Remus: Better than you.

[beaft]

saw someone comparing james patterson and stephen king the other day and yeah, i guess they are technically similar - they're both writers of "lowbrow" genre fiction who churn out a million books a year and have an evergreen appeal to a certain type of middle-aged man. the main difference is that once you finish a stephen king book you can usually remember what happened in it, whereas once you finish a james patterson book it will vanish from your brain immediately after you turn the last page.

[c0mbatchameleon]

ohh baby I am still thinking abt pillow princess reg (from this post). she was raised all prim and proper and filthy rich, the spoiled youngest daughter with an older brother right. fuck it maybe she was an actual princess. one of those random countries that still have royalty or whatever. so she leaves her family, and then somehow someway the aforementioned rosekiller murder girlfriends adopt her. and everything they do and wear and say is always SUCH a culture shock but she loves them but she’s a little horrified sometimes. like the girl is short circuiting at something as simple as seeing their unshaved armpits.

and the spaces she’s grown up in, the people she’s been around her whole life have objectified her so much that she’s never once even really considered her own pleasure. that’s not useful to anyone. she’s something to be married off and treated as a vessel of sorts. so like yes she’s been spoiled and is used to being the center of attention but not like this.

barty and evan are like “dw baby you can be a different kind of princess now. we can still find ways to spoil u” and ohhh do they!!!