#evil big women 😳😳😳😳

[pippuns]

i'm really enjoying indignant cicadas guys. the vibes of this section are immaculate

[lady-lessobian]

Based off of @nyx-aira 's posts abt Lesso being buff and flexing her muscles,,, a taste of what is to come when I'm not bogged down with schoolwork 😳

[spoookymoss]

fucking hate this whole gender and sexuality thing because i have spent my entire adolescence into my adulthood feeling like i was wrong for relating to mlm relationships / ships despite being afab and nonbinary. for the longest fucking time i thought i was one of those nastys who fetishizes gay men and that i was evil, so i steered clear of that type of content despite the fact that i found myself relating to it on a deep and profound level. longing to be in a relationship like that.

AND THEN MY IDIOT BABY ASS REALIZED. like bitch. ur a masculine nonbinary bisexual person who is attracted to other masculine presenting people. of fucking course you’re going to relate to mlm content more than anything else because it’s the easiest way to find content of two masculine people dating each other. ur not fetishizing gay men ur just relating to the closest type of relationship to the one you seek.

god.

[jazzthatonewriterchick]

Heeyyy my first time requesting I read all your works I just wanna say it’s absolutely Amazing 🤩 but I’m here to request hawks x chubby black reader (if you don’t write for him I’m so sorry 😞)

Hopefully you can make it like “smile for the camera” except hawks is like “😳” when he first meets the reader but reader doesn’t like the way he’s staring at her and thinks he’s judging her (but really he’s not he just luvs the reader)

I’ll let you do the rest yourself

Again if you don’t write for hawks then it’s fine ignore the request😁

Stay safe,drink water,and luv yourself😘

As Beautiful as Moonlight (Hawks x Black!Chubby!Fem!Reader 18+ One Shot) [REQUEST FILL]

Pairing: Keigo "Hawks" Takami x Black!Chubby!Fem!Reader (Strangers to Lovers)

Synopsis: In which Hawks tries to show you that you are more than just a conquest and that his stares aren't because he's judging you. They're because he is dying to make you his.

Warnings: Smutty Smut; 18+; Chubby!Reader; Black-coded!Reader; Fem!Reader; Sexual Tension; Some Alcohol & Drug (Nothing crazy lol just weed); Flirting; Mutual Oral (Giving & Receiving); 69ing; Missionary; Doggysyle; Sex in the Mirror; Overstimulation; Sloppy Tongue Kissing; Mutual O; Snuggling

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters mentioned in this fic. However, as this is my writing, I do not give permission for my work to be reposted on any other sites that are not from my own accounts. Thank you!

Writer’s Note: I told you I gotchu! I’m so, so sorry this is so late, anon, but I didn’t want to make you wait any longer for this request. I’ve been so busy with commissions, getting ready for my summer job, AND classes, but this is the least I can do for you. I hope you like it! Thank you so much for the love 🫶🏾🫶🏾 -Jazz

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“What are you lookin’ at?” 

Hawks blinks once, coming out of the trance you put him in for about five minutes now…which is as long as he’s been staring at you like a weirdo. Or a dumbass, in his case, anyway. 

He can’t blame you for giving him the evil eye as you sit together at the bar while the rest of your mutual friends yack it up over shots and the music playing from overhead. “Huh?” he dumbly asks, his mind having gone to mush in the five minutes he was staring at you. 

“I said,” you pointedly repeat, “what are you looking at?” Your hand with your pretty nails wraps around your cocktail glass. Hawks imagines it somewhere else on his body. 

“Uh…nothing,” he decides. “Just…” He tries to think quick, hating that he took a hit of a blunt before coming here and downed those two tequila shots before Mirko showed up with you as her work friend. 

He isn’t usually like this: so clueless and all fumbly. He is known for his charm and flirtation when it comes to pretty women. You are no different. You’re about the prettiest thing in the bar in your red dress that makes your skin seem so vibrant and wraps around your body. 

The fact that you’re a big girl makes no difference to him. He loves how your stomach rolls as you sit down; how your thick, soft thighs squish on the stool you sit on; how you have such an adorable softness to your cheeks. Hawks has never cared about the size of a woman. If he thinks you’re attractive, he’s going to try his luck to scoop you up! 

But he’s also never had a woman give him such trouble and a cold welcome like you are now. “You were just starin’ at me because…why?” you pointedly ask, squinting at him, your long lashes framing your pretty, brown eyes. “I know this dress is tight, but you don’t have to stare.” 

Hawks simply laughs, pulling the collar of his Armani button-down. “Well, you ain’t really givin’ me a choice in the matter,” he jokes. You scowl at him, earning a sheepish shrug from him. “But since you asked, I’m only starin’ because you’re the most beautiful thing in here.” 

He watches as his words process in your head and registers on your gorgeous face. You look shocked at him uttering such words to you, but then that wall that he sees built up around you comes back, shielding you for whatever reason. “Right,” you scoff. “I think those shots have gone to your head…or you’re just tryna fuck.” 

You turn away slightly, wrapping your soft, glossy lips around the straw in your glass. Hawks stares, unabashed in his attraction to you, his cock stirring impatiently in his jeans. “Well, I mean, if you’re offering…” 

You look back at him with a hard stare that would’ve left him dead if looks could kill. “C’mon!” he laughs. “Can you blame a man for bein’ attracted to a pretty woman such as yourself? Why the pushback?” 

He isn’t trying to sleep with you! He just wants to know why you’re so goddamn cold. Is it truly impossible for you to believe that a guy can be interested in getting to know you without having grimy ulterior motives? 

You turn to him now, eyes still sharp and indifferent. “Because I know guys like you,” you huff. “You butter me up with your flirting, fuck me for the night, and then never call again. You are a bachelor, after all.” 

Hawks states at you, his body becoming hot from such harsh words. “Now why in the hell would I do that?” he asks, honestly offended by such an assumption. 

You blink at him, wondering if he’s serious. “Because I’m…” You motion over your body. “Fat. Chubby. Chunky. Whatever the fuck you wanna call me. I know I’m pretty, but guys like you don’t date girls like me.” 

You chuckle to yourself, but it’s an empty laugh. Hawks can tell, especially with the way you look at Mirko who is so muscular and toned. She doesn’t have to worry about people judging her, flaunting her body in her skin-tight dress on the dancefloor. He hates to see it, so he does his best to stop it. 

“Y/N,” he says, using your name since the first time he met you. It catches your attention immediately. “I don’t want you for a one-night stand. But would I want the chance to touch that body in the privacy of a bedroom? Hell yes!” 

You flush at his boldness, looking away from his intense, golden eyes. “But believe it or not, I was thinking more on the “taking you to dinner and getting to know you” side, if you’re okay with that.” He searches your face for a possible yes, but all he sees is your eyes looking away from him even though your body is still turned his way. You seem like you want to say yes, but something is holding you back. 

Hawks withers, disappointed, but he won’t push it. “I guess not,” he sighs. “Well, it was worth trying anyway. I’m gonna go get some air.” He gives you a smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes before getting up from his stool and leaving you be. 

He carefully meanders through the throng of pro heroes and regular club-hoppers with his ruby-red wings though people make way for him anyway. He walks to one of the exits and leaves the club’s hot, sticky atmosphere for the cool early-summer air in the alleyway. 

He immediately digs into his pocket for his cigarettes, having toned down on nicotine a long time ago, but he still carries them around for stressful or disappointing situations. But as he sticks one of the cigs in his mouth and goes for his lighter, he stops and turns. 

There you stand in the doorway, silhouetted by the lights behind you like some curvy, plump angel wrapped in a delectable red dress. “I didn’t know you smoke,” you say, nodding at the cig hanging out of his mouth. 

He takes it out from between his lips, chuckling. “Yeah,” he sighs. “You ain’t gon’ tell on me, are you?” You shake your head and slowly walk out into the alley with him. You take something from behind your back: a glass of water with lemon. “I got you some club soda.” 

Hawks takes the water, confused at the offer. “So you came out here to keep me company?” he asks, raising an eyebrow at you. 

You look down at your strappy sandals with your cute, pink-painted toes hanging out of them. “I’m sorry. I’m just not used to people looking at me without judging me or with lust. I guess I just thought you weren’t serious.” 

Hawks nods as he sips the water, his thirst quenched. “I can understand what it feels like to be judged and lusted after.” You stare at him, your eyes as big as the full moon hanging above you. “Really?” you ask, slightly breathless. 

He nods wordlessly. Having made mistakes as a pro, people judge him. Having slept around and graced magazine covers, people lust for him. He can’t remember the last time someone really wanted him for just him and looked at him with kindness. 

“I can’t say that I know exactly how you feel though,” he apologetically says. “I’m sorry you’ve ever felt that way and the need to protect yourself from others who can’t see beyond your body.” 

You seem to know that he means that because you take his glass and drink from it, attaching your lips to the same spot his were on. He watches, his need for you rising. You stare at him over the rim of the glass, your eyes hooded and saying things to him that match his teak and his intentions. “I think I’ll take you up on that dinner date, Hawks,” you say, a slight giggle in your tone. “If you give me a dance.” 

You give him a bashful, crooked smile that lights his damn heart on fire. He nods, too afraid to ruin his with his words, and you take his hand in yours, leading him back into the club. 

Several drinks, convos, and a dance later that gives him a boner because of how close you are to him, your back pushed up against his front and his hands on your hips, you and Hawks finally get to dance in private hours later when you leave together, much to Mirko’s astonishment. 

“Wow, you managed to get her, Hawks?” the Bunny hero gasped while he led you into an Uber. “Damn, you must’ve put a spell on her! I was sure she’d send you packing!” She pulls him close by the elbow and lowers her voice, intimidatingly so. “Just take care of her, understand?” she asks, giving him a stare that would make any man piss his pants. Hawks only nods, promising you mutual friend. 

And “taking care of you” he absolutely does. The man makes you cum four times throughout the night at his luxurious penthouse: 

The fits time on his couch, coaxing you to bend over and let him massage and spank your plump, soft, jiggly ass that he swears his heaven sent as he plunges his tongue into the velvety, wet walls of your pussy while you moan and toss your behind back into his mouth much to his enjoyment. 

The second time is in his bed, your legs pinned down onto the mattress while he tails you, his cock plunging in and out of you and his wings wrapped around you, allowing you to feel safe and comfortable while he dicks you down and makes you gush all over his cock, feeling fetal at the sight of your tummy and tits jiggling, causing him to fill you up. 

The third time is when his dick is down your throat and wrapped in your pretty lips while his face is once again buried between your asscheeks, his tongue in your cunt, hungrily lapping at your folds and making you cum again, your moans muffled from his dick lodged in your throat while your delectable pussy spasms in his mouth. 

And the fourth and last time (because you physically can’t take another orgasm) is when you’re getting bent over and fucked from behind by Hawks in front of his full-length mirror. His hands hold your hips while his wings wrap around you, physically holding you up because your legs are too weak. 

Your hands grip his arms as he pounds into you from the back, creating lewd sounds of his balls slapping against your clir, his firm thighs meeting your asscheeks, and the squelching of his cock plunging deep in your pussy as he fucks you like there is no tomorrow. “F-Fuck, Hawks, right there!” you sob. “Oooh, yes, right there!” 

He watches your pretty face contort in pleasure in the mirror, loving how soft you feel pressed against him and how you sound moaning from your soft lips that he’s been kissing all night. “Keigo,” he huffs in your ear. “Call me ‘Keigo’, baby. I don’t wanna be just Hawks with you tonight.” 

You nod, moving your hand between your thick thighs to rub your clit in time with his thrusts. “Keigo,” you moan. “You’re so fucking good at this!” He smiles, becoming cocky at seeing you lose your mind on his dick. “Yeah?” he teasingly asks. “You love gettin’ this pretty pussy fucked by a pro, don’t you?” 

You only moan and whine in response, but that isn’t good enough for a gluttonous whore like Hawks. 

SMACK! The sharp sound of his hand connecting with your asscheek makes you moan and your pussy tighten around him. “That was a question, baby bird,” he whispers, teasingly sucking on your earlobe. 

“Yes!” you gasp, the sensations too much. “Yes, I love it! I love it s-so, so much!” 

“You’te not to bad yourself, y’know, datlin’,” he moans. “You’re body is so fuckin’ perfect!” He grips one of your juicy tits as he pounds into you faster, hitting that spot inside of you that makes you see stars. “Look at you,” he demands. “Look in the fuckin’ mirror. Look at that pretty face and perfect body gettin’ fucked.” 

You do as he says, looking into his mirror as he fucks you, bringing you closer and closer to your end. “Oh, God, I can’t!” you lament. “I can’t…K-Keigo, I’m gonna! I’m gonna!” You can’t even finish your sentence because of the pleasure, your lips quivering just like your pussy is around Hawks’ thick cock. 

“You gonna…gonna what, baby bird?” he chuckles. “You wanna cum for me again?” You pathetically nod, making him cackle. “God, you’re insatiable!” Bur so is he. He would fuck you all night if he could, but even pros have a breaking point. This second orgasm is going to flood you, he promises. 

“Cum for me, Y/N,” he begs into your ear, slamming into you harder as you rub your clit. “I’m close too. Rub that little pussy and fuckin’ give it to me, baby!” 

It doesn’t take long for him to blow his load inside of you, flooding you with cum that drips down your thighs. His moans and orgasm rigger you, causing your pussy to quiver and flutter around him as you cum. A string of moans of his name and swears leave your lips as you cum, coating his cock in your sticky juices. You wrap your arm around his neck, bringing him into the crook of his neck, connecting you both to this moment of bliss. 

“Kiss me,” he demands. You turn your head and do so, your tongues swirling and lips sucking, creating a very messy, sloppy kiss that makes his orgasm feel that much better. 

When the amazing feeling finally fades and you come down from your high, Hawks gently pulls out of you, making your pussy spurt out his cum. The sight nearly makes him hard again. “You’ve made a mess on me, baby girl,” he pants. He motions to his cock shining in your cum. 

You turn around, your body illuminated by the moonlight pouring in through his balcony window. “I’m sorry, sit,” you giggle, looking up at him through your long lashes. “I’ll clean you right up, I promise.” 

You then get on your knees and begin to slurp his clean, your tongue tunning over his shaft and balls. He moans and whimpets at the sensations, biting his lip.

“M’s-sensitive,” he hisses. Though to see you be such a little cockslut for him after being so closed off and cold is a treat indeed. Perhaps it takes the right person to bring that side out of you. Hawks wants to think that this person is him. 

When you finally finish, you give him a cute little smile, your brown eyes sparkling. “We need to lie down,” he states and you nod, agreeing. He helps you up and scoops you up before flapping over to his bed. He lays you down on the silk sheets first before lying down beside you. 

Both of you lay on your side facing each other, his hand on your hip and yours on his chest. “That was really, really nice, H–um, Keigo,” you softly say into the quiet, dimly lit bedroom. “Thank you.” 

He smiles, filled with butterflies at the sound of you using his real name. “It was my pleasure,” he sighs. “Thank you for giving me a chance. So what do you prefer? A steak dinner or Hibachi?” 

You giggle and press a kiss to his lips as you lay next to him, as beautiful as the silvery moonlight lighting the bedroom.

THE END.

[ggren-mainz]

Umineko - question arcs playthrough -> ep 1 - 6

last part - All parts and episodes - next part

Big things are happening, both happy and sad.

*Looks at promo images *... I think 19 is a bit of an understatement.

'Why would they need a messenger" ummm cause it's dope asf, next question?

NOOOOO I BELIEVE YOU MARIA!! I DOOO...

Maria deserves so much better, she's like my favorite rn, pls don't turn evil like you look like in the steam card.

HUUUUUHHH?????!! Noooo he was like one of the funnier and more entertaining siblings... But what? Him? Why him? like I'd get Klaus, but i don't get why he would be the one to be murdered. Also how does he know? What did he say? What did he do? Pls question arc, less questions more answers.

Now I believe him when he said he's fixing his make-up, with this woman ass expectations (I am not misogynistic, the joke is just referring to the usual stereotypes attributed to women when they're mad, nor do i make-up is only for women)

pls don't die with him.

great theory, unfortunately

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No way if he pulls out the hidden gold... Silly billy.

😦

Holly shit i'll try to put less screenshots cause I'm not really saying anything but this is so shocking i literally put one hand at my mouth. I will not be able to handle the answer arc lmao.

I propose we kill this guy. Everyone will miss him way less.

Is it too fast to headcanon her as having a chronic illness/chronic pain? Will it turn out that her headaches are plot relevant?

Anyway quite interesting the dynamics between the spouses in the family. Battler's parents seem to rely on each other a lot (as it is also said in the tips) and in a way know each other, while Klaus and Natsuhi's relationship is almost completely one-sided. I feel bad for her, but I have a feeling it won't get better.

AGHH the conversation between Jessica and Natsuhi aaahhh. I love her so much, and I truly hope things get better between them. fingers crossed.

could this be because Gohda is the least involved with the entire family, and the one all the siblings are sure isn't a spy for their father? I mean that's probably it now that I'm writing it out. (yeah i was right)

OI OI OI!! guest?? as in one?? also what's with the bold!? huh huh huh???

*looks at the steam bg called 'the lovers' and raises one eyebrow*. Aso i am quite curious where this entire furniture thing comes from, and in what it will evolve

😳

This is so sweet but wait...if Sayo doesn't return to the guesthouse...? I mean it's probably just an excuse but like what will she do in the main house... she's not allowed there....

Anyways finaaalyyyy end of chapter, i love this story but this chapter felt so long lol. I'll probably continue playing tho lmao. Bye bye ;P

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[bigshymen]

Hey! I just saw your account and I instantly became happy 🥹 Not many people write about Sam Sulek and I’m so thankful that you do ❤️

If you are taking requests can you do a fic that involves the reader ( female ) helping Sam relax after an intense workout, like giving him a bath or massaging him 🥰

( can be wholesome or 😏 upto you 😳)

YOU GOT ME THINKING THINGS…! (I apologize it’s only losely based on the prompt, I definitely took my own creative liberties on this one so there’s no relaxing here 😅)

SHOWER THOUGHTS (NSFW)

sam sulek x fem reader

summary : you are a bodybuilding influencer infamous in the community for hooking up with fellow bodybuilders before their untimely deaths. but you like that.

smut , shower s3x , protected s3x , light dom reader , bodybuilder reader , loss of virginity , inexperience , oral s3x , hook ups, reader is a fiend , drug use , oneshot , size difference , mentions of death , morbid fantasies , he’s loud ! , afab anatomy , v4ginal s3x , kissing , i love evil reader actually

It’s no secret Sam is on steroids.

He never outright said it but if you’ve ever seem him before.. it’s obvious. And nowadays, what bodybuilder isn’t on the juice?

This of course never bothered you because, well, it excited you. You got off to the rush of the shortened life span of steroid users, the knowledge that you would be the last fuck of their life because who else wanted them?

Most women aren’t attracted to ridiculously big guys anyway (and not the good kind of big). The last thing they would cherish before their untimely death was you and your charity towards them with their body.

it’s why you began this ‘arrangement’ with him. The two of you had a complicated relationship. Workout buddies by day and fuck buddies by night, basically. You knew what you were getting into when you got involved with a guy on steroids because he wasn’t the first and when he’s dead at 30 he definitely wont be the last.

The last guy you hooked up with was the stereo-typical-hypermasculine-bodybuilder influencer, both in looks and personality. Honestly, you only fucked with him because he supplied you with free anabolics, and while you weren’t a roidhead like the guy, you dabbled in a bit of testosterone because you wanted to get built up fast yourself since you were also a bodybuilder influencer.

When he ended up sick and dying a premature death, you set yourself on another bodybuilder.

With the reputation you built for hopping from one guy to another, (and the deaths that followed soon after) some happening to be well known with fanbases, you began to be regarded as a “curse.”

Any bodybuilder that messed around with you is bound to die when you break it off with them.

You were surprised when you caught wind of this when it eventually reached your ears by a joke “warning” you saw online. I didn’t bother you really. It was technically the truth, anyway, but you’d never admit it because it would scare away the game.

Fast forward, you discovered a seemingly overnight sensation when you opened social media one day.

“Sam Sulek, 21, Bodybuilder.”

He was young and already so huge. Normally you wouldn’t be interested in guys new to bodybuilding. They weren’t ripe and deep enough into enhancement drugs for death not to follow closely behind them.

But he was so, so huge for his age. And it was obvious he was using and using badly. Face massacred by acne, chest and shoulders red with it too. Unnaturally muscular and desiring to get only 30lbs heavier as his main goal, even though he was already so massive.

You were dripping through your tight, active shorts just thinking about it. He was ready, you just knew it.

The two of you met at a bodybuilding convention not long after. Most people recognizing you either wanted a picture with the infamous ‘curse,’ pointing with their friends and whispering that you were scouting for your next victim, or they were genuinely fans.

It wasn’t hard to find him. He was a massive hit among fans for his attitude towards fame and being so down to earth. And you had to admit, he was pretty attractive outside of his body.

You’d hoped he hadn’t heard about the “curse,” you were worried it may ruin your chances with him, and if he did he never mentioned it because only a day after the convention and an intense workout on his part, you invited him to the airbnb you were staying at in the area and he showed.

The chemistry sparked at the convention almost immediately and to your delight it continued to burn brightly at his place. Maybe he intended to collab with you and he thought it would be a good way to get his name out there, but you quickly made your own intentions clear.

And to your surprise he was receptive.

You moaned loudly as Sam went down on you, warm water spraying onto your body, obscuring the wet mess that wasn’t from the shower head between your thighs. His palms played with your hard nipples above him as he repositioned himself on his sore knees on the shower floor, but he didn’t complain.

He was hesitant at first about doing it in the shower because of the slipperiness, but you reassured him you’d make it worth it.

Obviously this was his first time because he was not a good eater. We can change that later. You stopped him after you faked an orgasm because you didn’t want to embarrass him. Normally with the previous guys you were with you didn’t give a shit about how they felt if they were trash at it, but Sam looked so eager to please.

He looked up at you with so much earnest. His wide and glossy nut-brown eyes and his pinky cheeks. It was cute, even. You couldn’t bring yourself to tell him was shit at head, at least not now.

You take your hand from his darkened, wet curls and beckon him up for the real treat. With your body pressed against the shower wall you let him have you the way he wanted.

Uncoordinated and weak as shit at first, but with your guidance, and his wrapped 3 inches you were screaming out in pleasure in no time.

“Oh.. oh!”

He re-paces himself slowly inside you, the stream of water working as an extra lubricate to your own. You rest your head onto the wall while he puts his head on your shoulder, sweet sounds exiting his mouth as well.

You pushed yourself backwards only drawing him deeper inside you desperately. Sensing that maybe his little peter wasn’t enough, he slithers his digits down your opening and begins to finger your clit, the enlarged size not seeming to phase him (thank tren).

With each thrust, the pain from his sore muscles increased but he couldn’t bring himself to stop.

He leans impossibly forward, pressing his massive body into yours and sandwiching you against the wall for his own pleasure, his cries becoming louder from his muscle aching along with the intense sensations.

Sensing his orgasm and your own, you captured his mouth with yours with a deep kiss, tasting faint traces of you on his tongue. You imagined his heart giving out while he struggled to tell you he’s close because you wont let him.

“M..mnh!” He attempts to get out until he can’t hold himself off any longer. He frees you from the wall and almost manages to get away before you pull him back in and have him empty himself inside you with a loud moan. You wish he had died then and there. The thought combined with this caused you to orgasm harshly, crying out alongside him.

You weren’t worried about the condom breaking anyway for obvious reasons.

Though extremely heavy breaths Sam looked dazed with pleasure, not even questioning what had just happened.

You shared one last kiss with him, well, shared is used loosely because you did all the kissing and while he tried to keep up before the water turned cold and the two of you promptly exited the shower.

[benjaminbadger]

I'm sorry gay people in my phone but the new Doctor Who has thoroughly fucking confused me and was kind of a letdown

Thoughts under cut

I thought they were gonna genuinely do something with the story and aliens being extremely generic? Like. The Doctor regenerates back into their 10th form, coincidentally near Donna Noble, coincidentally while a plot's going on that feels like a self parody of Dr Who as a show. Tiny overly cutesy alien, gets found by and connects with teen who hides it from family, getting hunted down by big scary alien army, scenes like the plushie hiding thing that feel pulled straight out of a generic 80s scifi family film??

The Meep being evil was obviously gonna happen but I assumed there would be a second twist to it? Like, maybe they were both an elaborate set up bc some larger entity wanted 10 and Donna together. I thought bc it was the anniversary they were going the meta approach by making a threat that basically encapsulates the exact set up you imagine when you think about the show, mashing all the tropes together into one adventure made especially to encourage Donna and 10 back into the old days. Even the end with an oops silly mistake resulting in them being stuck together in the Tardis.

BUT THEN. THEY PLAYED IT COMPLETELY STRAIGHT?? AND THE EPISODE JUST ENDS?? NOT EVEN ANY CHARACTER ACKNOWLEDGING HOW WEIRD THIS WHOLE SITUATION WAS???? JUST COMPLETELY ACTING NORMAL. EVEN THE DOCTOR

I'm seriously hoping that this is explained later on as a setup for somethig larger, and that in later rewatches it'll be way more satisfying. But rn I'm confused as hell and disappointed, and if the show wasn't so important to my childhood I proly wouldn't wanna watch further. If it is all setup then... I don't want an exclusively setup episode. That's lame. At the very least if you ARE going that direction foreshadow it better

Some minor things I'm nitpicking also

- I know Doctor Who isn't meant to be that serious but come on the intro of David Tennant just greenscreened standing in space explaining the setup was so goofy it made me howl (and I don't think that was intentional)

- I love an important trans character, that's based as hell, but the trying to act relevant and appeal to Gen Z was kind of annoying. Not as in "Grrr my old show is woke 😡" I'm literally one of the wokes. As in "Haha women are so much cooler and smarter than men 😏 Doctor assuming pronouns 😳 Binary Nonbinary 😁😁" "🦡 Wow that's not very funny and a little irritating, it feels like a cistraight guy wrote this". It was a funny episode and some bits of this were funny but certainly not others

- For real tho I'm obsessed w "Binary Nonbinary" that's so fucking stupid

- For all the set up and stakes put on Donna remembering the Doctor, the way it resolved felt like a copout. Passing down and sharing the power was fine but literally just going "Nuh uh" and sending it away?? I really feel like that diminishes how importantly the time lord power was set up just for the sake of Donna being alive for more episodes. If they need her they could've at least let the two deal with it together for a while, before finding a better way to get rid of it down the line

- ^ It also made Donna's death have less impact for the problem to be solved in such an easy way. Her dying was emotional, was well executed, until it wasn't and she was fine and she was back having fun doctor times and woo!! everything to do with her absorbing that power and losing her memory is done and dusted and doesn't need further exploring 😁😁👍👍 I mean come on man..... give us something............

TLDR special was very fun but I expected it to do something interesting and subversive and it ended up playing the parody of itself completely straight. I'm hoping as more stuff comes out the showrunners are proven to be complete masterminds who purposefully made it like that and I'm gonna look like a bumbling idiot

[majjiktricks]

Metal Gear!!

YIPPEEE TY FOR SENDING IT IN

Favorite character:

kazuhira miller my beloved

Least Favorite character:

oh man. i think most of the characters are pretty cool, or im at least neutral on. hm. even the awful evil villains i find really interesting. i guess i can collectively say the b&b corps? i thought they were just boring, overdramatic fanservice.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

❤️vkaz❤️ (venom snake/kaz miller)

otasune (solid snake/otacon)

solimiller (solid snake/kaz miller)

strangeboss (dr strangelove/the boss)

the insane mess that is bbvocelhira (big boss/venom snake/ocelot/kaz miller)

Character I find most attractive:

KAZ MILLER 😳 fucking. gender goals.

Character I would marry:

venom snake. or solid snake. both prime husband material ❤️

Character I would be best friends with:

otacon or mei-ling. i think we would get along very well :3 two very big nerds and also probably two of the sanest ppl in the series 😂

A random thought:

if you like mgs youll probably like no more heroes. begging more people to play them.

An unpopular opinion:

im not even sure this is an unpopular opinion but. i dont give a shit about the good queer rep/bad queer rep arguments. its a 30+ year old series with the majority of the games coming out before 2010. none of these characters are gonna be handled well. i still think the canon/subtextually queer characters are really interesting, even if they fall prey to stereotypes or the whole "queer-coded villain" thing (or in the case of metal gear where a not insignificant amount of the villains are explicitly queer)

or the ppl who get upset that ocelot HAS to be gay. why do you care. if someone wants to make him bi, let them. it doesnt hurt you. hes still queer either way.

My canon OTP:

i would argue otasune is basically canon. they adopted a daughter together.

if thats not good enough, then bbkaz 👍 awful awful couple and theyre so funny about it. they even had sex under a box on the beach.

Non-canon OTP:

vkaz. insane premise for a ship and i love it so much. what if i thought you were my lost love and you look and sound and act just like him but when i realize ive been tricked i vow to kill him (not you, just him). i love him and therefore i love you (i do.), i hate him and therefore i hate you (do i?).

Most badass character:

jetstream sam. guy does all that with no cybernetic enhancements (aside from the one arm he had to have replaced). (he wears a sort of power suit instead, whereas all his teammates are full on insane robot bodies. underneath his suit is mostly flesh and bone.)

Pairing I am not a fan of:

rairose. i just dont get it.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

ROSE AND NAOMI AND MERYL. they really dont know how to handle women 😭

Favourite friendship:

SUNNY AND RAIDEN 🥺🥺🥺

also raiden and blade wolf. very funny banter.

if the formatting is fucked up. im on mobile rn im sorry 💔

questions from here !!!

[peridyke]

ok so disclaimer i adore jasper and think she deserved better. but also in the interest of avoiding stereotyping an aggressive woman as butch i think bismuth should be su's go-to butch. she's a sweetheart who's also a revolutionary icon!! she also deserved better in the show but they at least brought her back near the end there😳

oh yeah bismuth is the superior butch LMAO but I think jasper can be butch too even if she would be more of a stereotype. I've seen people make the observation that su tends to have its bigger masc women as more aggressive which seems to be true and is also just generally an unfortunate trend in media. I will say though as a butch dyke there is plenty of room in my heart for big mean evil butch dykes even if its maybe not as progressive LOL also with Jasper her mascness combined with her being a villain doesn't read as targeted/lesbophobic as say with like, the lesbians in cow and chicken

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

im watching qian qiu/thousand autumns!! thiings i have noted so far about episode 2:

ive just met chen gong. he is dressed all slutty and i like his style >:) poor shen qiao, everyone wants his pancakes ;A; i love how ppl are constantly waving their hands in front of his face, like he's not going to FEEL THE AIR MOVE IN FRONT OF HIM when they swoosh back and forth!! oh look he's adopted the stray! good for him MAGIC TINDER BOX BAMBOO TUBE! NEATO uh-oh the old man is back, his tits are still out 😳 THAT IS NOT HOW ARM WRESTLING WORKS, SIRS,,,,, aw the old lady was like 'here, eat before u die, i dont want to have to see that, gross' yws: 'LET ME TOUCH U SHEN QIAO. SHEN QIAO CAN I DECIDE WHERE U TOUCH ME. WILL U TOUCH MY DICK SHEN QIAO. HOW MANY TOUCHES CAN I GET FOR ONE TAEL OF SILVER. SHEN QIAO I WILL CURE U IF U WILL BE MY DISCIPLE. SHEN QIAO DO U LIKE MY EVIL LAUGH. SHEN QIAO WHAT DO U THINK OF MY TITS. SHEN QIAO' jaysus he IS a skinty queen tho isn't he. snatched waist. half-dead but still hot, good for him. wow u guys are roasting this poor man so hard! give him a break y'all, he had to turn away like five love confessions at once. have some sympathy. look he's even having a migraine now!! ur just mean, that's all it is. smh HI SWEETIE MY DISCIPLE SON IS BACK. ive already forgot his name tho. was it.......shengyuan?? shengyan?? he reminds me of jiang cheng so i might just call him jiang cheng junior WAIT CHEN GONG NO U CANT FIGHT ALL OF THEM!! well there goes his lunch money 😔 shen qiao worked rly hard for that money u lot!! he had to let the old man TOUCH him, come ON ;A; HI ANGEL ARE U DOING SPYING?? KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK DARLING, UR DOING GREAT!! a LADY???? lol randos getting beat by the man they wanted to bully, he's blind and ill and he's still worth forty of them 🤣 SHEN QIAO IS SO COOL~ no wonder yan wushi wants to kiss him. feck i wanna kiss him! OH NOOO CHEN GONG SO CUTE, 'shen qiao pls be my dad, pls be my big bro, save me from bullies ok???' THERE ARE WOMEN IN THIS SERIES??? LIKE MULTIPLE FEMALE HUMANS WHO DO THINGS BESIDES DIE???!!!! i shouldnt get too excited, they might well die before this scene ends

[foxymoxynoona]

miss foxy… i think i just fell in love with a dilf…

i was babysitting my niece earlier today and he was at the park with his 2 twin girls… we got to talking a bit and turns out they had just moved to the area… he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring but i didn’t know for sure if it meant he was single or there was someone already in the picture… it just didn’t come up because he didn’t mention anything about it and i didn’t dare to ask, i mean we’d literally just met, we were strangers to each other…

i don’t know… something about seeing him with his girls really did something to my heart… he had a hello kitty backpack and it was packed with essentials like wet wipes, water bottles, a mini first aid kit, a mini blanket, extra changes of clothes, and a bunch of cute hair ties and a hair brush… i made a comment about me being a shitty aunt for not being as prepared as him and he laughed and reassured me that he’d learned his lesson the hard way… and you just know he’s a great dad by looking at how they interact with him… and it really didn’t hurt that he was tall and good looking too, good physique… and he smelled amazing too…

i know this is probably just an infatuation but i just can’t help it… is it bad that i’m hoping he’s single…

maybe i should be careful… him not wearing a wedding band doesn’t mean he’s single, right… you don’t have to be married to have kids… or he could have been a cheating bastard for all i know… taking his wedding band off to look single when in reality his wife was waiting at home… or maybe he could have been a human trafficker using kidnapped kids to prey on unsuspecting women like me… omg what am i saying…

A couple weeks ago I took my kids to a birthday party where there was this big fireman's pole they could slide down, and my younger one wanted a little support stepping from the platform onto gripping the pole, but it was all above my head. So like I could sort of help him, but it was kind of scary, and then this very tall mean reached over me to help him while chuckling, "The extra foot of height helps." And part of me was like dude don't touch someone else's child without asking! and the other part of me was like oh 😳 good with kids huh? lol I immediately wrote down notes to write for Namjoon or Seokjin...

ANYWAY what I'm saying is it's fun to feel the magic in unexpected moments and what a fun one it sounds like you had! I'm glad you let your imagination swirl and I hope you have many more magic moments in your future <3

Also your comment about "or he could have been a cheating bastard for all i know… taking his wedding band off to look single when in reality his wife was waiting at home…" had me cackling. The idea of a man trolling for an affair with his twin daughters is so evil but also I only wear my wedding ring like 33.3% of the time 😅

[risingshards]

acolyte finale reactions / general thoughts on s1 (i'm kinda crabby about it so maybe avoid if you liked the finale a lot lol)

i wanted to like this more 😭😭😭😭😭I was so hype at the beginning of the season 😭😭😭😭😭How'd we go from that start to Reylo 2 man 😭

It just felt like once Jecki and Yord were killed like the heart of the show was gone, Qimir/Stranger was set up to be this huge villain and then suddenly Reylo 2 UGHHGHHGHHGH. Then Sol turned into Joel from the Last of Us and I was just like whatever. I love SW and I'm absurdly easy to please with SW so it takes a lot to get me feeling like this.

Next season is gonna be Darth Rhysand being all "I'm super evil and murderous and powerful and regularly commit atrocities, but I respect you, Osha, I put you on equal footing and am honest with you" and then if it's like the other romantasy stuff like this I've read he's gonna get treated like he's the best person ever by the narrative and the audience and UGHGH i'm not looking forward to that. throw in One Bed and a bunch of other booktok tropes too probably.

RIP jecki lesbian icon gone too soon I won't forget that qimir murdered her even if osha did immediately

Overall there were a lot of highs but with how uneven and super messy it got, it really felt like they needed a few more drafts of the story to make things pop more and be more coherent. For example Sol being a kind person but deeply flawed who did this terrible act leading to his demise would have worked a lot better for me if some of the bits weren't so clunky. In the back half it just felt like the major events just kinda happened making him into Master Joel, and the dialogue not feeling natural a lot of the time for it, just characters saying vagueness to get everyone mad at each other so Osha could kill him at the end. sol felt like a completely different character at the end and not in a good way.

If this is the The Jedi Suck / Sith POV show (and going by that senator's speech and qimir being all "uhh you actually TRUST the jedi lol" I get the sense that was a big part of the mood writing this) like make it less clunky I guess??? the jedi order is a majorly flawed institution with PLENTY to go in depth on but by the end of this show did we need like five characters going like "yep you're gonna get genocided and you deserve it 😏" conversations like what was that?

I kinda wish we just had a majority of the POV time on the Sith from the jump instead of starting with "Mae is the evil twin who is on a murder spree and had serial killer tendencies as a child, Osha is the good twin who helps everyone she can," and just kinda dinking around with the Jedi for 5 eps before killing a bunch of them, shifting to osha being all "hey that sith guy who killed all those jedi is so hot i am seduced by the dark side alright lolol" and then "this is all sol's fault, time to die, i am a sith now" happening on hyperspeed because they spent 5 episodes waiting to get to what they really wanted the show to be about. It kind of reminds me of the structure of a netflix show in that regard where the first season is basically the prologue to the main story which blehg.

Mae just kinda felt pointless by the end, the stuff of her torturing animals with the force and starting the fire just kinda got brushed away because Master Joel and she spent most of the finale just like standing off to the side going😳and that's even before she got her mind wiped.

Again I just feel like this is one of those particular romantasy stories where the logic just isn't there for me or I just am too stupid to get it. it's always like "here are what are traditionally the good guys. just kidding they suck. here's a large evil man. he's actually good because he respects women!!!!! we stan a king in this household who lets his wife make the decisions!!!" but they make the evil guy too evil so I don't want to root for him, the lady lead falls for him way too fast, and her doing evil is treated as liberated and triumphant, and to top it all off it's straight too so i'm like whatever.

I'm just whatever about this whole show i guess LOL. i could go on and probably will have more later but I should prolly stop here.

I did like seeing a kyber crystal bleed in live action, really all the deep lore pulls were my fav part, the glup shitto of it all.

this was supposed to be the lesbian star wars show and then every lesbian died and we ended on deluxe straight reylo 2

[zhnnveuxpasdrmir]

Wakanda Forever, 3 cons & 3 pros

• disney is a rapacious and evil god that must be starved out • cynical fake-revolutionary 'criticism' of 'ain't if awful' shit that Wakandans are just as guilty of as ficto-cia • it's always a bad idea to have big projects try to be politically correct; that stink of the oversight is stronger than any kind of statement such a flick could possibly make

• it's swamping the docks, blindfold yourself throw a dart and hit yourself a free copy, disney can be easily bypassed and denied • holy shit this guy they have playing Namor???? 😳 • bald women killing people all over the place with karate & electro-blades 🥵🤩 always loved Danae but this lady with the angular face and the wwwwwwwwwide sensual lips oh my god

the effects and visual design are in both categories

observations:

• this makes no fucking sense • the queen's wrath is so empty and pointless, it's an insult to Angela Bassett, and that's garbage. her lines are like "here is why I actually wouldn't ever say this" and "this is way out of character but I am paid to act ig" • packing cars? atlantis is made of cargo containers. huh. I'ma go ahead and say "That Is Blatantly Racist As Hell" because why not

• Namor being arrogant and shitty is in character. Lowly murderer? Dr Doom-style justifications for war crimes? not really feeling it

[turrondeluxe]

Vouch for that last anon but ESPECIALLY FUCK AIRACHNID! I don’t think she gets enough “credit” for being the one to kill breakdown in the first place

anon that was rewatching tfp this one's for youuu

[the-golden-ghost]

25, 26, 28, 30 Mr jigen Daisuke 😳

25. When do you think they acted the most ooc

Out of stuff I've actually seen "The First" was just kinda... wat. He's like suddenly In It For The Money??? He's been getting his loot stole and lost for the past 50 years with nary more than a complaint and a well-placed noogie to Lupin's skull and now suddenly he's like "oh well there's no cash involved so nah" I'm

I know The First was primarily about Lupin Himself and everyone else was just side props but man

26. When do you think they were being "themselves" the most?

My favorite Jigen Episode is STILL Part 2 Episode 56 ("Gettin' Jigen With It" in the English dub)

I dunno if it's the MOST him but it's like. Yeah. Let's talk about Jigen's savior complex and about his deep-seated compassion towards people who are suffering and his infallible hope that there's still good in the world In Spite Of It All. While copping an attitude and being a grumpy old bitch the whole way.

I mean there's probably better ones but Jigen doesn't honestly have a lot of good centric episodes and specials I've noticed.

28. The most unnecessary thing they ever did?

I dunno if this means "unnecessary" like rude or "unnecessary" like silly cause there's a ton of both for him but uh...

In terms of being rude and unnecessary his constant penchant for being a misogynist is like Buddy What Are You Doing and I GET that it's more part of his dumb Image(tm) than because he actually hates women but like. Someone punch this man.

Also the time he just bodyslammed Pops into a brick wall for absolutely no fucking reason

On the "silly" side of things there's so many goddamn Dumb Shit Things He Does With Lupin like. Them playing patty-cake in the back of a police car. Pretending to sing and dance on camera so they could subtly have Goemon slice through the bars of a prison cell. THE BUBBLE THING. Strawberry Jigen. Whatever that thing with the puppets was. The man really sees any excuse to get into Goofball Mode and takes it immediately.

30. The funniest scene they had?

I don't remember if the bulletproof tables scene was actually all that funny but it killed me on sight when I first saw it for whatever reason.

Also a big fan of the one where they're getting chased by zombies and he and Goemon are running like cowards and then Fujiko shows up and he immediately switches gears to "oh we would never run away cause we're Big Tough Manly Men" and it's like yeah sure Jigen

Or the one where he's luring the pencil-eating cat by meowing at it on the rooftop

OR the one (dub-only) in the Evil Hummingbird Episode where Fujiko's dying in a woodland cabin and Lupin and Goemon are at her deathbed mourning and Jigen shows up high as a kite and starts sniffing the cursed gemstone that caused her fatal illness