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[averagewriter-inthedark]

On The Floor | Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia headcanon

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Requested 📨 yes/no

Dancing with Mickey would look like:

Y’all are the life of the party the second the music starts blasting. Mickey’s already got his hand wrapped around your wrist, pulling you to him and giving you that goofy smile you love.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a wedding reception, crowded bar, or a military ball. You and Mickey are having an absolute blast on the floor and tearing it up like it’s a life or death mission.

Merengue. Bachata. Salsa. Cumbia. You guys know how to get the crowd hollering. Mickey spins you around to the point you lose your breath or in a fit of giggles. Lifting you up. Dipping you dramatically. He’s all suave when it comes to dancing with you and you love every minute of it.

Jake and the guys are watching, sometimes tying to copy y’all’s moves with their partners or even cutting in to steal you away from him. Phoenix loves when she gets the chance to dance with you two, sometimes Mickey will spin both of you at the same time. The guys will tease, “no fair he’s got both of them now!”

Mickey’s favorite is to dance bachata because he gets to hold you close, feel your hips against his. Yours is merengue because of how up beat it is and really makes you break a sweat. And all you can think about if that video of Cardi B yelling “who knows how to dance merengue!” People better clear the floor the moment you hear the beginning notes of “La Vaca”

Oh and if ‘Gasolina’ starts playing…it’s over. Both you and Mickey are dropping whatever is in your hands and running. Literally one time you both were talking to Bradley when the first note hit the speakers and y’all were gone in the blink of an eye, leaving the poor guy speechless.

of course you guys will just jump up and down like complete fools in your own little world while belting the lyrics at the top of your lungs. “Tenemo' tú y yo algo pendiente. Tú me debes algo y lo sabe'. Conmigo ella se pierde. No le rinde cuentas a nadie!”

“WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN!!”

“AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER! WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW WE CAN’T REMEMBER!”

Whenever you go out you always make sure to wear proper dance shoes because you know you’re gonna be on the floor. Although you will be the type to dance barefoot. Even if it means dancing till the crack of dawn.

At home y’all can’t have music playing while cleaning or cooking. Why? Because you’ll be distracted immediately. It’ll start with a shimmy of the shoulders and maybe a two step in place movement. But eventually it always progresses to Mickey leading you in some dance routine y’all love to do. “Mickey, we have to clean! The team is gonna be here in two hours!” “Just one song, amor, then we’ll be productive.”

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[inklore]

Looking around, taking in the beautiful view, and counting down the seconds until he's back with you.

He's also wondering if he'll have you bounce on his cock first or fuck you into the mattress. 🔥

omg navy 😭😭 you know he’s so needy when he finally gets home and can be inside of you!!

he doesn’t care about what part of his mouth gets on your first he just needs to feel you—to have his mouth pressed to yours, your neck, that spot on your chest that makes you whimper against him when he runs his tongue along it, suck small marks on the underside of your boobs, bite the skin on your hips, run his tongue from your navel to the top of your mound—he needs you!

his hands are all over your body, it’s muscle memory from having touched you for the length time you’ve been together, but each time he returns again it feels like the first time again. like he’s reminding himself how you feel, how you tremble, how you move against his palm and his groin.

“need you,” he sounds so desperate against your lips. so needy and almost begging as he runs the length of his clothed cock against your pussy. his breath shuttering, “please.”

[foreverrandomwritings]

ൠ ◉ & ♡ for fanboy/mickey please?

🚨!!!18+ in the middle!!!🚨

My sweet cinnamon roll of a husband!😍

ൠ Random Headcanon

~We’re going with ♒️ Cooking/Food Headcanon for this.

~So onto the food!!

~He grew up with authentic homemade Mexican food.

~He will not go to a Mexican restaurant.

~He has however found a little food truck that is close to his dad and Abuelas food.

~Smelled it one day when he was on a jog and couldn’t resist it.

~He has the recipes from his Abulea and sometimes he attempts to make it but it never tastes just right.

~His go to breakfast is not at all healthy.

~He will literally eat like pop tarts or a granola bar or just a protein shake.

~Lunch however is usually healthy.

~Fruit, salad, steak, chicken, fish, vegetables, rice etc.

~He will sometimes grab a little debbie cake or candy bar or whatever from a vending machine if he has a bit of a sweet tooth at lunch.

~Dinner will normally be sushi, wings, pizza, something home cooked or whatever.

~He keeps it spontaneous.

~If he has a significant other though the man will love to cook for them and I know that for a fact.

~His go to snacks is normally like peanut butter crackers or carrots and peanut butter or celery and peanut butter.

~A lot of peanut butter okay?

~He drinks a lot of water. Like never drinks anything besides water unless it’s at the Hard Deck or occasionally with dinner.

◉ Any other question of your choosing

~I’m gonna choose ✿ Sex Headcanon for this one.

~Ughhhh. Just the thought of sex with my husband makes me weak in the knees.

~Mickey is a switch first off.

~Likes to be called good boy or sir.

~The man prefers to be more of a sub though.

~Will beg you to use him however you feel.

~Begs and pleads for you to ride his face.

~Will be a sobbing, red, tired, stuttering, puddle in bed.

~He will have 0 brain cells left but will have a dobby fucked out smile on his face.

~Likes being tied up and edged.

~Sports the marks you leave on him proudly.

~Tells you how much he loves you.

~Will love to hold your hand while you’re on top.

~Or whenever he’s on top.

~Will whimper and groan while slipping in and out of you.

~Puts his forehead on yours. Sweat sticking together as he’s praising you for taking him so well.

~If he’s being more dominate he’ll be into slight breath play.

~Will have you choke on his cock over and over again.

~A hand around your throat lightly or pushing your head down into the pillow or mattress while he takes you from behind.

~Will ask you repeatedly if you’re okay though.

~The man’s loves role play okay?

~You absolutely will not change my mind on that.

~Aftercare is super important to the both of you.

♡ Romantic Headcanon

~This man is a fucking swooner.

~Complete fucking simp for his significant other.

~Daily good morning texts when he’s at work before you’re even awake.

~Writes to you from the sea.

~Jumps at every chance he has to FaceTime you, call you, email you or anything.

~Forehead kisses, kisses to the back of your hand, kisses on your head, kisses to the cheeks.

~Silly kinda romantic.

~Likes tickle fights, fake wrestling, throwing flour on each other, dunking each other in the pool, throwing ice on each other in the shower etc.

~He will do just about every tiktok trend he can find.

~Dad jokes galore.

~Will be number 1 hype man.

~Begs for you to take him along when you go shopping.

~Wants to go literally everywhere with you.

~Gets a manicure when you do.

~Rants to his Abuela about you all the fucking time.

~Would love it if you’d go to cons with him.

~Especially if you’d dress up as well.

~Would genuinely be the sweetest fucking cinnamon roll ever.

~Can you tell I love him?

Tags(open): @sylviebell @wkndwlff @angelbabyange

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[kyleraynermybeloved]

The Origins [Fanboy H.C.]

Pairing: Mickey Fanboy Garcia x NavySEAL!Reader

Summary: When you first met and the segments of life throughout the beginning!

Warnings: childhood friends to lovers, swearing, fluff, my bad writing

Word Count: 975

A/N: Ah it's here! Thisis something I'm very excited about and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

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You were around the tiny age of five when you two first met.

It was your first day of kindergarten and you were absolutely terrified! This was a BIG transition for your tiny mind!

After being dropped off in your classroom you were guided to your assigned table that was shared with another student and was grouped together with another table pushed in front of yours (forming a small group of four)

Your assigned table partner was a small boy with a head full of curly hair, barely reaching his eyes and a bright smile that rivaled the sun.

He saw your tearful face, reached for your hand introducing himself as Mickey, saying not to worry, he was going to protect you from bad guys; immediately taking you under his wing and befriending you.

Which is exactly what he did, even after you gained enough courage to stick up for yourself.

That school year the two of you spent almost every day at his place after school, you were instantly accepted as part of the Garcia household from the first moment you set foot in the door.

In middle school you had developed a small crush that quickly blossomed into something much deeper during the next few years.

What you didn’t know during the time was Mickey had those very same feelings that he was also hiding.

The two of you were always together, when one of you was spotted the other was trailing not too far off. He had taken you as his plus one to all of the schools’ social events, always having a blast at the dances.

The only time he hadn’t been your date was the high school homecoming dance, junior year. He had contracted a bad case of the stomach flu, he was bedridden for about two weeks.

Mickey told you he didn’t want you missing out on the party, they had rented this famous DJ for the music and everyone had been so excited for it.

Reluctantly you went with some baseball player that asked you to go with his group of friends. It had been awkward for you since you knew none of them too well, they were more acquaintances than they were friends.

Not even halfway through the dance you left after your date had ditched you. The dance had been boring without the chaotic energy you missed dearly from Mickey. You had been walking without really thinking of where you were going.

Which is how you found yourself being welcomed into the Garcia’s living room by Mickey’s mom, telling you he was in his bedroom taking  a nap but he’d be happy to see you.

Once he’d woken up, after a few concerned questions as to why you were there and not at the dance, you had both shared your feelings for one another.

It was very nerve-wracking when you went first and it took his brain a moment to catch up. Your head was filled with thoughts of possibly losing your best friend of a lifelong friendship from ruining it by not keeping your feelings to yourself.

When his brain essentially rebooted he had the biggest smile that melted all negative thoughts away.

Mickey pulled you into a kiss, and told you he felt the same while resting his forehead against yours.

(His mom definitely heard everything and was not-so-quietly celebrating).

If people thought you two were inseparable before you started dating… 

Towards the end of your senior year in high school Mickey told you his plans of joining the navy. It was something he was always interested in, one of the many things you first learned about him. In turn, you told him your plans of becoming a navy SEAL.

Mickey’s family threw a graduation and farewell party for the both of you, a week after your graduation. The party was more of a barbecue so the scene was more comfortable and chill. It was nice to see all your friends and family before you had to leave. You stayed in Mickey’s room that night, wanting to be with each other one last time before you’d be able to see each other again.

You would leave for navy boot camp first the day after the party. That day had everyone in tears, it wasn’t goodbye, it was a see you later.

You went to a different basic training from Mickey’s that started before his. The both of you were able to send each other letters, although they were practically novels. Even if the letters did take a while to come in, it made the anticipation all the more worth it.

The letters you received were what kept you going through the hard times. A few of your fellow bunkmates teased you for a while about them, collectively agreeing on calling Mickey ‘Loverboy’.

In one letter you found out your beloved boyfriend got his callsign. It had partially been your fault. One of his drill instructors saw him while he was writing one of his longer letters to you, a scene that drill instructor had seen countless of times. So you get that and pepper in the fact of him being a huge Star Trek nerd got him dubbed as ‘Fanboy’.

About a month later you received your callsign ‘Wraith’ from an interaction with a group of instructors. It was a moment that certainly went down in the books.

For Mickey, training was at most 2 years. Once he was finished there was a small break before his first deployment, so he flew out to visit you. That’s when he decided to pop the big question and asked you to marry him. Of course you said yes!

You still had another year of training left and thought it best to have the wedding after you finished. But all that waiting paid off in the end.

[starset21]

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A little blurb based on @foreverrandomwritings Fanboy with a girlfriend who is asexual head canons, I hope you guys like it. I might eventually add more or possibly make her into an actual background character in my other stories 🤷🏼‍♀️ who knows.

What if I said I never wanted to have sex,” she said a little out of nowhere while they were watching a Star Wars movie in her living room after a home-cooked dinner for their 5th date. Mickey’s brows furrowed. “What do you mean?” He asked, turning the movie down and turning his full attention to her. “I really like you Mickey, but I have to know if not having sex is a deal breaker for you before we keep going,” she said before looking down at her lap. This had been on her mind all day. Mickey was concerned and gently lifted her chin so he could look her in the eyes. “Of course it’s not a deal breaker, I really, really like you too. What brought this on?” She let out a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding. “I’m asexual Mick. In the past when I’ve told my previous partners that I don’t really feel sexual attraction and that I have very little interest to almost no interest in sex it’s been a deal breaker and any hope of a real relationship ended there,” she told him. Mickey frowned at her words and took her hands in his, squeezing them gently. “I’m so sorry that’s happened to you, they clearly missed out because you are…” he leaned forward and kissed her forehead, “amazing,” he then kissed her cheek, “intelligent,” he kissed her lips, “and beautiful.” She was sure her cheeks were now red as a tomato at his words. “If you want to go further we can or if you don’t that’s totally ok. I’ve gotten along well enough without another person for most of my life. I just like being with you. If you ever want me to stop doing something, you say so. No matter what, no questions asked, I will.” She couldn’t help but let the tears well up in her eyes at his words, she had been so nervous to tell him but he accepted her fully and honestly. She wiped her eyes before allowing Mickey to pull her into his arms. That night Mickey went online and did a little bit of research of his own on asexuality, discovering that asexuality is a spectrum that there are stigmas and negative assumptions about asexual people in society and in the media that really should be addressed more often. Once he was done reading several articles he then proceeded to order two ace flag keychains, one to give to her and one for him to keep as a show of support.

[misconceptionmistress]

Half a Heart

Fanboy + female reader blurb based on a One Direction song.

So, your friends been telling me

You been sleeping with my sweater

And that you can't stop missing me

Bet my friends been telling you

I'm not doing much better

'Cause I'm missing half of me

((Half a Heart - One Direction))

-You’ve been dating Fanboy for a while now, but this is his first serious deployment where you won’t have much contact with him. You’ve both been stressed and dreading the day he actually had to ship out.

-You’re emotional when you go to drop him at the base to board the carrier. You had to get up super early but you wouldn’t have missed sending him off even if you had been on the other side of the country.

-“Mi vida” he says quietly as you park the car, and you turn to look at him. He has tears brimming his eyes and yours immediately well up also. “I’m gonna miss you so much preciosa”

-“I’ll miss you. Come back home to me please?” You say and he leans over to press a kiss to your lips. The kiss is soft and he pulls back almost too quickly for you.

-“I will always fight to come back home to you my love.” He says before kissing you again, this time more passionate and you pour your heart into that kiss.

-You found one of his sweatshirts on the chair in the bedroom when you got back to the apartment and you immediately snuggled into it, inhaling his scent. You wear it almost constantly when you aren’t at work, and you spray it with his cologne if the scent dwindles.

-He has photos of you in his bunk and in his backseat of the jet. Payback teases him about it, but he also knows he’ll have you to answer to if he doesn’t bring your boy home safely. Mickey calls you when he can and you get regular emails from Natasha updating you on how he really is doing.

-You were in the masses of people awaiting their friends and family members to disembark the carrier. You caught a glimpse of him with Payback, eagerly coming down the gangway... coming back to you. Your whole body felt jittery with anticipation. 

-“Mickey!” you yell through the crowd as he nears you, but you know he hasn’t spotted you yet. He turns in your direction, and you can tell the moment he does. His face breaks into the biggest smile and he rushes through the people to scoop you up in the biggest hug.

-“Mi vida” he whispers in your ear as you hold each other tightly. You feel like you can finally both breathe fully again now that the other half of your heart is back in your arms.

[murmeloni]

I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.

Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.

Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.

But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.

Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.

Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.

With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?

Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.

Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?

He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.

And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.

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i dont wanna talk about how long this took <3

[military-newsboys]

Mav: You all know Admiral Kazensky? As most of you may realize by now, he's my husband. Ice: Pete, Why are they all looking at me like that? Fanboy: Well, Maverick is sort of the "dad" of the team, so emotionally, this is like being told you're our new mom. Ice: But you know it's nothing like that, right? Hangman: Absolutely, do you make macaroni?

[08luvmailz]

⌨︎ ⁩◞ HERO FANBOY — ! ❪shoto todoroki❫

SYNOPSIS ୨୧ ! which a certain hero from ua crushes (hard) on a idol ! headcanon, ooc shoto

FANBOY SHOTO! He wasn't interested in kpop activities, heck he hardly known anything about kpop in general.

He started knowing about them because of his brother natsuo who bought a heck ton of albums and blasting music in his room.

He side-eye his brother when he's screaming because he got your WINK-PHOTOCARD, as he keep screaming " omg! ITS SO SPARKS "

he saw the photocard and he was like " oh she's pretty " but disregard it afterwards BUTT

DIDNT KNOW HE WOULD FELL THAT HARD

he saw one of your recent comebacks on tv because his brother is streaming it and gahdam ur fucking SPARKLING ON STAGE.

At first he started knowing your group, YOU FIRST then streaming your group songs, your debut solo, collabs. streaming your group shows and music bank AND ALL THOSE

started buying albums too with natsuo. FINALLY HE HAVE SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY WHO WILL BE IN DEPT FOR LIFE BUYING ALBUMS

Natsuo asked who is his bias without hesitation he said your name, bro was smirking so bad at his lil bro BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MAKNAE OF YOUR GROUP, also half japanese and same age as him.

Bro was blushing whenever the camera pans at your face and smirking and doing that HE WAS GETTING HOTTER THAN HIS QUIRK

have a well known kpop stan twitter account who always make short comment about you but ICONIC because of how pure and sweet it is

doesnt know it but actually fell inlove with you NOT BECAUSE OF UR FACE (its a plus on him) but because of your determination and hard work, humour and personality is just CHEFS KISS

no one knows about his obsession welp it almost slip up when he accidently unplug his wired earphones to his phone AND SUDDENLY BLASTING Nobody knows by your group.

he lied he is just a casual listener

defends you on twitter, he looks like a soft boy but damn he is a beast on roasting BUT FAILS CAUSE HE CAN ONLY CUSS AT THEM

dedicated to buy front row tickets when your group finally have a concert there at your hometown

BRO WAS FIGHTING FOR LIFE AT THE POOR CONNECTION

bro brought the vip tickets for him and his big bro (with his dads money ofc, not like his father would know)

bro brought the 2 tickets for each day

won a fancall with you once but DAMN IT HIS HERO STUFF IS GETTING ON THE WAY

poor bby sulked the whole day that he missed the call, he was practicing his lines and tone for you

brought many batteries for his lightstick

make sure he is lookin good (not like he isn't good looking)

bro wake up early asf he want to be there as fast

bro became popular fan after one pictured him as the guy from the (group name) concert at jpn

he didnt know he bacame popular, he just saw his face 3 days after the concert on stan twt

BRO WHEN YOU TWO MAKE EYE CONTACT HE HAS HEART EYES

BRO WAS WHIPPED ASF

you are one stubborn fuck saw this cute guy with a scar and went through the barricades even though security was trying to get you back in stage cause its just a sound check and your safety too

Bro you came closer to him and saw his instax reaching for you. MADE A HEART CHEEK AT HIS FACE AND CAME CLOSER TO HIS FACE

bro almost want to faint right then and there.

you went after that he was kinda sad but happy he got a selfie WITH HIM

making this his lockscreen and making a frame of this treasured photo

You kept stealing glances at him and interacting with hand language, asking if he already eat lunch or just blantly flirting with him

LUCKIEST FAN

natsuo kept pushing his shoulders for every interaction at their section BUT MAINLY YOU ARE FOCUSED ON HIS BROTHER

bro when he came back from school BRO WAS BOMBARDED WITH QUESTIONS LIKE

" I DIDNT KNOW UR A FAN TODOROKI! " " WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME UR A FAN, I WANT TO BUY TICKETS TOO " " i didn't know todoroki listens to kpop " "BRO DID U HAVE PICS AND VID OF (your leader name) "

was now known as poker face but listens to puppy love by (groupname)

After that twt post of him being a handsome fan THEN PEOPLE STARTED SAYING HE WAS THE KID FROM UA, ENDEAVOR SON AND ALL THOSE SHIT

have an article of him now being the hero fan boy

boy he didnt give a shit about them, he just wanting to chill

but that didnt start there

your member posted on weverse a video of you taken, watching the sports festival and chanting HIS NAME AND BETTING THAT HE WOULD 1st PLACE

bro became the luckiest fan alive

saying he is the luckiest fan and hero and all of those then actually GONNA MEET YOU

you have a campaign like a collab with a hero AND THAT IS HIS DAD

participating on a event JUST TO SEE YOU

he did and boy was he nervous

he kept stuttering at the end of his sentence

then because actually friend with you, a little bit touchy side BUT HE IS A GENTELEMAN just subtle glances and touches

got your number and him posting a selfie of you two on twt (he made another acc just to post boast that picture)

after that he was well known as the hero fanboy who will soon in the future marry his idol

that woud be a story in another time <3

[averagewriter-inthedark]

Dagger Squad Takes Universal Studios 🌎| Top Gun Maverick Headcanon

Link to my TGM masterlist

So I just got back from Universal Florida & had this idea so imma use that location instead of Hollywood cause I’m more familiar with Florida

Going to Universal Studios Orlando with the Dagger Squad would look like:

So like any amusement park, adults become children….and that’s exactly how you and the squad become when you walk through the entrance of Universal Studios Orlando Resort.

Y’all pitch in to stay at one of the resort hotels for a couple nights to get use out of both parks and not having to fork out $$ on an Uber by just taking advantage of the complementary bus/water taxi. You’ll room with at least two others and if Mav is with y’all he’s literally the dad. Expect him to hang on to your stuff if he’s not planning on going on a certain ride as the rest of y’all.

Mav also will be like, “does everyone have their tickets, wallet, phone, sunglasses, etc?” He & Bob are the ones packing extra water bottles to make sure everyone is hydrated.

Once y’all are in the City Walk either one of two things will happen: you all will collectively select a park to start together, or, split the squad up. For this scenario, y’all stay together and it is utter chaos. Fanboy is vlogging to his instagram story with Coyote shouting, “oh my God, it’s the Minions!!” When he sees the Minions ride but pouts at the almost 3 hour wait time.

The first thing y’all do is the 3D/4D Transformers for some nostalgia purposes and the guys are just freaking out by how cool the attraction is. Phoenix remains at the front of the line cause she’s in charge of relaying how many is in y’all’s party to the attendant. When y’all get on the ride (seat arrangements are you, Rooster, Phoenix & Bob in the front, payback Fanboy, Hangman & Coyote in the middle and Mav gets the back with a family of three beside him. But he doesn’t mind cause he gets to witness the entertainment that is the guys shouting at the sudden twists & spins), one would not think y’all are some of the greatest fighter pilots the world has seen, cause it’s like y’all are teenagers watching a horror movie.

Men In Black is a competition for all of you. Hangman’s all like, “get ready to taste defeat,” but ends up scoring second to last. Bob pulls out the win after hitting the 100,000 point bonus.

Expect Rooster to be dancing along with the Blues Brothers when they perform their show if you’re passing by it. He also has a dance-off with one of the construction show dancers which brought in a large crowd to witness.

The mummy was rated y’all’s best group picture for that day when you failed to mention it was an indoor coaster when they thought it was something else. The drop had Bob and Fanboy hanging onto each other screaming while you’re pointing to the camera with a big smile. Mav has it framed on his office wall back on base and in his garage.

ET was one for the child’s heart and when y’all had to give the names to the attendant for the passport you all gave your call signs. You never thought in a million years you’d hear ET’s voice say y/c/s, and the names of your fellow pilots but it was something to remember.

For lunch y’all got food at the food truck in the Simpsons land which was worth it. Of course it’s park food so expect a buck and coin but y’all were so hungry at that point you didn’t care.

On a whim y’all decided to see the Hollywood Horror Makeup Show & Phoenix is the one to get pulled on stage. “Oh no,” she mumbles with a smile as she stands while everyone has their camera out to capture the moment. Coyote makes a face and looks away when the fake blood appears on her arm when the guy fakes cutting into it because the man was like, “how the hell did he do that?!”

Since it had a short wait, you quickly all jump in line for the Hollywood Rip-Rocket. It was the first outdoor rollercoaster and what made it great was getting to chose a song to listen to as you rode it. Rooster chose “Glamorous” by Fergie which you heard him belting out at the top of his lungs. “FIRST CLASS UP IN THE—AHHH!!”

The Fast & Furious ride became a source of many great inside jokes. “Guys remember, we’re a family.” “You hear that? Family.” “Why don’t y’all love me like they love each other?” The ride itself was average but the music and the jokes is what made it fun.

There’s going to be selfies in each line so make sure your camera roll is not full. Y’all are stopping almost every 20 steps to take pictures and Mav will literally be like a proud dad taking them. Thankfully some people will stop and ask if he wants to be in it to which you’re grabbing him by the collar to get in the photo. “Let’s go Papa Mav, you’re in this family too.”

Escape from Gringotts had a long wait so y’all decide to come back the next day to start with that. That’s also when you entered Diagon Alley for the first time and felt like you were Harry Pottet gathering his stuff for school. So you damn well know y’all are in Olivanders picking out your wands. “Do I wanna be basic and get Harry’s?” “Ohmigosh they have Luna’s—I want it.” “The Elder wand looks so dope. Question is: do I want it as Dumbledors or Grindlewald?” “Who here is a hufflepuff—oh wait Newt is!”

A cheers is in store when y’all get your first butterbeer, which has almost all of you get some foam on your nose. You guys all then do Gringotts before seeking out the interactive wand spots in Diagon Alley & finding the hidden Knocturn Alley before quickly riding the Jimmy Fallon Race Through New York and wait almost 2 hours for minions. “This better be worth the wait, Coyote.” Thankfully it was funny and cute, but you wouldn’t wait more than an hour for it in the future.

So now that y’all have checked off all the rides and most of the shows in the Universal park, it’s time to head to Island of Adventure. And what better way than to take the Hogwarts Express. Since some of y’all have been to London and seen the real Kings Cross Station, y’all were impressed by how put together the attraction was. Rooster has a picture of you and Phoenix embracing with your wands up pointing to the Platform 9 3/4 sign.

So Island of Adventure has A LOT of thrill rides, which what are those perfect for ?? Pictures. And boy do you have quite the album by the end of your trip.

So the train ends in Hogsmede so of course y’all are freaking out over the fact you’re in Hogwarts. “GUYS WE FINALLY GOT OUR HOGWARTS LETTER!!” So there’s a literally photoshoot going on at the bridge between Hogmede & Jurassic Park. The boys all got their aviators on, showing off their houses and wands while girls and guys are checking them out. There’s photos of you on Paybacks back, dueling Hangman & Bob, cute ones with Phoenix, Mav & Fanboy and mixtape style with Coyote and Rooster.

Hagrids motor bike has A LONG wait, but forbidden journey doesn’t so y’all do that one first and thank God you didn’t eat anything because that sure got you with the motion sickness. The photo is hilarious with majority of you looking confused, petrified & downright frightened. Once anyone who felt a little off got better y’all do the Hippogriff mini coaster. That in itself was quite the sight with the amount of 6’ft men y’all had in your group. Payback and Rooster had to have their own cart cause their legs could barely fit.

After a quick snack and the fact it was heating up with Florida weather, the water rides became your next stop. And once again, y’all have your favorite group picture for that day because the drop combined with the animatronic T-Rex chomping down on the Jurassic Park River Adventure made for some great reactions. You and Phoenix were hanging on for dear life when it felt like y’all’s asses were lifting off the seats. In the photo Rooster has his arm practically holding you down. The ones who came out soaked were Bob, Fanboy, Payback, and Mav though everyone else got a decent amount of water.

Oh and Coyote did his BeReal on the drop just as the T-Rex is coming down which you were amazed he even managed to capture it. He was in the front so everyone behind him got in the photo and you can just see Bob in the corner look like he’s looking death in the eyes. Coyote sends it to the bestbereals on Twitter and it goes viral with almost 500k likes and 200k retweets.

Y’all decide to do Velocicoaster, Hagrids, & Hulk at night when people leave for the wait time to be shorter. In the mean time the gang gets their own boat for the Popeye & Bluto’s Bilge-Rat Barges and that’s where you, Phoenix and Hangman get drenched because it felt like y’all were personally targeted. “Oh fuck, not again !” Every turn had y’all facing the direction of a fountain or passing a gusher as it goes off and landing on your side. It’s so bad you three have to go to the standing dryer once y’all get off. “I should’ve brought a change of clothes.”

The ripsaw falls ride had similar reactions to the River Adventure but not as bad—although Coyote nearly lost his sunglasses. After a quick snack break y’all do the Spider-Man (which had a lot of nostalgia for some of the guys) and decide to do an early dinner so later on when people leave for their reservations the wait times would decrease.

On your way out you hit the King Kong Ride which turned out to be a 3D/4D ride and had y’all surprised the entire time. Jake was next to you and there were times where he kept bumping your shoulder cause he was jumping at the loud sounds and how realistic the 4D felt. “Jesus Christ!” When Kong was fighting the dinosaurs you could hear Rooster and Payback going “Get ‘em Kong!! Show him who’s king!!”

There are many places in the City Walk to eat so there’s plenty of options. Since some of the guys wanted to go watch the game playing at the NBC sports restaurant, you call in advance to see if they have a wait time and luckily they had an opening for your party. “Okay let’s hussle, Hagrids is at a hundred minutes and it ain’t getting lowers than that so y’all better eat like it’s your last meal on earth !”

Mav is that man who’s taking pictures of y’all at the table. You wink at the camera while Bob is smiling beside you as Payback puts bunny ears behind him. Hangman and Rooster are making bets on the game, Fanboy is updating his social media posts and Coyote is Tic-tac-toe with Phee. Everyone is making conversation as they drink and eat. It’s a great time and y’all leave a generous tip to your poor server who it was her first week and was getting used to handling big parties. She did pretty good and gave y’all a military discount after noticing the different navy jackets and hats y’all were wearing.

After dinner you and Phoenix go to the Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium to share a $17 milkshake which was HUGE. y’all were gonna get your own but saw what they looked like and went “yeah let’s split it.” Rooster keeps eyeing it and goes, “yo let me get a sip,” every five minutes. Eventually you and Phee get full and let him have the rest which makes him look like a kid on Christmas morning.

So once everyone’s stomach was settled it was time to get back to the park. And like y’all wanted, the wait times were shorter compared to the 70+ minutes they were when you left. First y’all walked all the way back to Hogwarts for Hagrids Motorbike and it was well worth the hour and half wait. It’s a two seater so you all had to figure out who was going with who. You rode with Fanboy in the front row which was amazing cause he’s the biggest HP nerd you know so seeing his expressions on the ride was memorable in itself.

Velocicoater….was the best experience ever with the Squad. Mav sat this one out because he was like “I’m too old for that,” after seeing the high climb followed by the drop. What made it cool was it was dark outside by then so the ride was lit up and y’all got Rows 2-5 with it going: you & Phoenix, Hangman & Coyote, Payback & Rooster, and Fanboy & Bob. Hearing Coyote scream bloody murder the entire way was the highlight of your day. The second time it accelerated for the climb you heard “I CANNOT BELIVE YALL MADE ME DO THIS!” With the faint sound of Rooster & Paybacks laughter in the distance.

I mean y’all pull close to 8+ gs on the daily, but a roller coaster going maybe not even 1 has him shitting his pants. The photo of Coyote because his contact icon on your phone. “Why do you and Phee come out great and here I am looking like I just came out of G-Loc?”

The last ride was The Incredible Hulk and again, you got front row with Payback, Hangman & Coyote (which he hated). The loops had him reach out to hold your hand and thanking Jesus when it was over. “Finally we’re done.”

The last day there was really no game plan since you guys had went on petty much everything. At that point you guys split it up and would met up and switch groups if there was something someone wanted to go again and another person was like “let’s go I’ll do it with you.” Those who wanted to do the thrill rides again stayed together while some went to do the 4D ones. “I’m doing Velocicoater again cause that was fun as fuck. Who’s coming?” “Me. Aye let’s do front row.”

“Coyote, cmon let’s do Hulk again—it’s 20 minutes!” “Hell no!”

“Does anyone wanna share a turkey leg with me?” “Shit, yeah I’ll Venmo you right now.”

“We gotta get Voodoo donuts on our way out tonight.” “They have one here?” “You’re telling me you didn’t see all those people in the City Walk with pink boxes? It was right by the NBC restaurant, Bob!”

At the end of the night y’all meet up in Hogwarts to watch the lighting of the castle and their projection show. Mav, being the surrogate dad he is, got there early to secure a good spot. With one last butterbeer you stood in between Hangman and Fanboy to watch the show. Jake had his arm around you, allowing you to lean into him while being careful not to spill the drink as you paid attention to the castle.

It was sad for everyone having to leave but it was the best weekend you could ask for with the people you cared for most. These were your best friends, your team, your wingmen. No matter where you guys went in your career and even if it would be the last time in awhile before you all could get together again, you would always remember when the Dagger Squad took Universal Studios.

[pjs-everyday]

hehe, I feel like when they all go pro-hero Red Riot is gonna be one of the first ones with a brand deal. and these two are first in line for that sweet merch drop lmao ❤️❤️❤️

[foreverrandomwritings]

☾ & ❤️ for Fanboy

Fanboy my love🥹💚

☾Sleep Headcanon

~He is definitely the type to sleep in a graphic t-shirt and boxers.

~He’s a boxers guy not a boxer brief guy.

~If it’s decently cold out he’ll wear a pair of silly pajama pants.

~Like the flash, anime, tacos or something.

~He does not sleep with socks on that’s an absolute no go.

~I think that he’d be asleep between 10:30-11:00.

~He’d like to watch a couple episodes of a show he’s already seen a million times before he falls asleep.

~He sleeps with a singular medium feeling pillow. Not to soft and not to firm just perfect.

~He’ll have a comforter and top sheet on his bed.

~He’s also a stomach sleeper.

~If he has a significant other he sleeps with one of his arms draped across their middle.

~He also has to have a fan on at all times.

~Sleeping somewhere that doesn’t have a fan is torture for him and it’ll take him forever to get to sleep.

~In his bedroom he has a goofy alien/UFO night light plugged into the wall.

~He doesn’t snore but he mumbles sometimes.

~He sleeps through just about anything except for his alarm. The second it goes off he’s up and at em.

~He works well on about 5-6 hours on sleep.

~Sometimes on the weekend he’ll take a nap on his couch but that’s pretty rare.

~He’s also never the type to fall asleep during a movie.

~I could honestly go on forever about this man.

♥️Family Headcanon

~He is a very family oriented man.

~He has constant calls with his parents and his Abuela.

~The group will make fun of him because there’s been many times that their at the Hard Deck and he’ll step outside to talk to his Abuela.

~He’ll be gone for about an hour sometimes just kind of aimlessly talking to her.

~Every chance he gets he’s flying out to see his family.

~His family will sometimes fly out to see him but if they do it’s his Abuela or parents.

~With his nieces and nephews it can be a hassle for his siblings to come out.

~He has 2 older brothers, a twin sister and a younger sister.

~His siblings mean the world to him.

~He’s got a bunch of pictures of his nieces and nephews.

~He’s got mugs, shirts, sweat shirts and stickers with “worlds best uncle”, “worlds coolest uncle” and “#1 Uncle” that he’s been gifted for random holidays.

~His parents and Abuela raised him to respect women and taught him all about periods and such.

~There’s been many many many times he’s bought menstrual products for his sisters and cousins and friends.

~ He has a whole stash in his car at all times.

~Okay back on topic.

~I think that he would be okay having kids of his own, adopting or not having kids at all.

~It would be something that him and his partner would talk about and come to an agreement on.

-He would be an amazing dad but he’s also a great uncle and is okay with just that status!

~I’m fully prepared to write a 13 page essay on this cinnamon roll of a man.

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[wondersinwaynemanor]

some Red Hood's men discussion

Man 1: I heard the boss is a redhead and he uses this special shampoo to make sure his hair don't fall off. His helmet keeps his hair healthy.

Man 2: That's possible. But probably cus he's old, his hair is falling out. And he uses a flip phone, right? I think the boss must be old, like nearing 50's. He doesn't know modern technology.

Man 3: Ah, man, fuck the rich and their technology. But hear this out. I think the boss is secretly a meta. I saw him get stabbed by the chest, but didn't even bleed out. And look how ridiculously tall he is!

Man 4: Nah, dude, we're just weak and short as fuck compared to him. But what if the boss is actually a writer? I mean, we've seen those large shelves of books in his office. I'm sure he doesn't only read, but also write, right?

Man 5: Hmmm, maybe. The boss is smart as fuck. But you won't be ready for this? Cus I swear to God, I've heard someone say he's a fan of Wonder Woman. I think I've seen a Wonder Woman poster in his office.

Man 6: Huh? I don't blame him. Wonder Woman is beautiful and hot as fuck-

Red Hood, voice so loud and deep, which scares his men: What are you ladies gossiping about? Get your lazy asses back to work! You better make sure you know how this lead goes tonight cus if not. Well, it will be bloody.

Man 1: Sorry, boss.

Man 2: On it, boss.

Man 3: Right away, boss.

Once the Red Hood turns around from his men, he checks his flip phone to read the message from Nightwing about when will Wonder Woman be visiting the Manor for brunch so he can get her to sign his new Wonder Woman merch.

turns out Red Hood's men are only right about the Wonder Woman one, but who knows. he actually might be a writer too.

[yea-baiyi]

xie lian headcanon:

his laughter is mostly silent, with lots of shaking shoulders and hunching into himself and covering his face. the kind that looks like you might be crying. sometimes xie lian will laugh so hard he ends up making choking sounds like half a guffaw. (he’s autistic ok he’s never gonna laugh just pretty and normal he’s gotta be forever kinda weird about it.)

later on he tends to fold over into hua cheng and bury his face in hua cheng’s shoulder when laughing but hua cheng likes to pull back to look and treasure his laughing face. so when xie lian’s having a rare giggle fit (a thing that almost never used to happen, even before the fall of xianle and certainly never after) they end up in the position where hua cheng is just leaning forward clutching xie lian’s shoulders and kind of watching and laughing as well so they’re in their own bubble which is adorable but also so fucking weird when there’s people around.

they’re weird4weird in this marriage ok xie lian gets the space to open up and be treasured for the ways he is weird and imperfect and hua cheng gets the space to be a creepy fanboy without getting judged for it.