Gaz: Jesus didn't die for our sins.
Gaz: He faked his own death because trying to split the bill with 12 friends after a big dinner is a nightmare.
Roach, counting with his fingers: Johnny, Simon, Price, Nik, Kate, her wife, Alex, Farah, Alejandro and Rudy…
Gaz: We can't charge Johnny. It was his birthday.
Roach: He won’t notice.
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Hey wouldnt it be really funny if we got a mission between Ghost and Farah and Farah was like
“I know he meant a lot to you. I lost a brother too. Hadir and me might not have been close till the end but he was still my brother.”
“More. He was- more.” Ghost would say softly beside her almost not admitting it.
“More? More like my Alex?”
Farah would see a tiny, extremely missable nod from Ghost and smile because of course. Johnny was Simon’s Alex.
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Incorrect CoD quotes: Part 2
Price: Please… ah~ N-no more….
Nikolai: Oh, I’m just getting started~
Farah:
Alex:
Gaz: …it’s SCRABBLE
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Johnny: Simon! I got you something to try on~
Simon: Johnny… this is so… thin… and sheer… and are these… lingerie panties?
Johnny:
Simon:
Johnny: … those were for me-
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Gaz: *High out of his mind and wearing makeup*
Did I… ever tell you how much I looooove you guys?
Alex: *covered in lipstick smears on his face and neck*
I thought that might have been the case.
Farah: *gasping for air, has lipstick marks all over her chest and hips* …. I figured
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Valeria: Man- I really want to find a submissive man to dom
Graves: *Walks by*
Valeria:
Valeria: …Perfect.
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Price: It’s always amazing watching your children grow up
Laswell: It really is, John. Truly wonderful.
Price: *Looks at Roach, Gaz, Soap, and Ghost.*
Price: Do you ever think they’ll ever-
Laswell: Fuck no. Get me another glass of wine.
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Valeria:
Laswell: …I heard you topped Graves…
Valeria: And?
Laswell: … Did he cry?
Valeria: *smirks* Like a bitch.
Laswell: ….I won that bet, time to tell the General-
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IM FUCKING FUMING. The fact that Activision leaves Gaz out of their 141 battle pass is insane. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE. Price, Ghost, and Soap are there. They can bring DEAD Soap back. But WHERE THE FUCK IS GAZ?! And don't even get me started on the fact that Farah and Valeria are THERE?! BEFORE GAZ?! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
They're NOT hiding it anymore. The underappreciation and blatant disrespect towards Gaz and Elliot Knight as a whole is insufferable. And it's not helping their case that it's during BHM.
And no offense, but whoever gets angry over my post, I quite frankly don't give a fuck. As a Gaz stan, im super DONE and in the right to get ANGRY when he gets excluded on EVERYTHING.
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