#fasting partner

[obsob]

oooooooooough i love you i love you i love you!!!! hand in loving hand !!!!!!

[mischieviem]

My final peice for good omens inktober over on Instagram

[enn0s]

'i miss him a lot'

(insp)

[inkskinned]

she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let

and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment

and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.

and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment

and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?

to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.

and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.

you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.

[ryllen]

I was just THINKING OF HOW ANNOYING Sebek is, H O N E S T .

[lanternbats]

also. have you ever watched/read Scott Pligrim? because the idea of Hal having to fight Bruce’s seven evil exes has been consuming me

Ahem. Yeah. I might like Scott Pilgrim. And while the seven evil exes are fun (and we all know Bruce has enough of them to make it happen) please consider:

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: You look good in that hoodie.

Crowley: You know where else I'd look good?

Aziraphale, zero hesitation: My bed.

Crowley, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[u3pxx]

[bad omens] you know how it is with me and body swaps and roleswaps orz

[princeyam]

[snowheartsz]

Was anyone gonna tell me a dating sim exists on the App Store where one of the datable characters is a cardiophile??? And a top?!?!?

[miss-americanbi]

don’t know who i relate to more: aziraphale who’s had the same haircut since before time even started or crowley who changes his look every five seconds

[queerdiazs]

buddie and bathena + parallels 1/?

[d4sonthefloor]

A funny conversation I just thought of because of a tiktok trend: Shadowlach & Bloodweave edition

“Would your partner pick you in a room full of all their exes?”

Gale & Shadowheart: yes

“How about in a room of their family?”

Gale & Shadowheart: yes

“How about in a room full of everyone they’ve ever met?”

Shadowheart: ye-

Gale: no.

Shadowheart: what do you mean no?

Gale: we know for a fact they wouldn’t pick us, it has literally happened before.

Shadowheart: when?

Gale: Drizzt.

Shadowheart: oh.

Shadowheart: yeah they’re picking Drizzt.

[wolvesbaned]

i have one thing i like to draw a lot . apparently

[tenisperfection]

Eddie’s been thinking about that conversation with Shannon for years now, the one where she turned down his offer to be together again. He never got a chance to say his piece, he never got a chance to tell her everything he’s been feeling about her leaving and coming back until she left permanently, with no way back. He’s been holding on to that anger for years too, and if Shannon’s ghost gives him a second chance to do that like how Shannon’s letter gave Christopher some closure, it’ll be a chance for Eddie to finally move forward. He’s never going to stop loving or missing or mourning Shannon, but maybe now he can see past that grief into those parts of himself he’s been repressing.

[qprconcepts]

qpp that talks really fast until their words start mixing together like a domino row falling x qpp who understands them perfectly

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