#ferret face boyfriend

[basiatlu]

angry ferret boyfriends need hugs too

Based on an adorable photo shared in the discord (the link doesn't work anymore so I removed it sorry!!)

[jackisbored]

Finally comfortable enough to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's dad's house! One issue, we're leaving tomorrow :(

[henrioo]

°•*⁀➷ BABY FEVER: KID AND KILLER

꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : "Sometimes your body is not in tune with your desires, although some are jokes you can always count on your two boyfriends to be your safe base. Which doesn't stop them from having perverted ideas thanks to your desires."

꒰ WARNINGS ꒱ : TRANS MALE READER! POLY RELATIONSHIP! RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TREE MENS AT THE SAME TIME! A lot of talk about gender and body dysphoria, talk about babies and biological pregnancy, talk about transphobia, A LOT OF TRIGGERS FOR TRANSMASC PEOPLE, besides that, Kid is a grumpy boyfriend and Killer is just following the vibe, some ideas about babies, talks about pets, kinda sad but then is happy, hurt comfort, boyfriends trying to make you feel safe and comfortable. The final is a little suggestive and a little explicit but is pretty much SFW

꒰ WC ꒱ : 1,5k

꒰ NOTES ꒱ : So yeah, that's totally self indulgence because I need someone saying these things to me, I don't care if they are not real and technically only say that because I write them saying, they said and nothing changes that! So start fluffy, go to angst and then comfort, like we all like! Enjoy!

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You were sitting on the couch with your two boyfriends, Eustass Kid and Killer, the two rockers you met in a bar and when you least realized you had been living with them for months. Some program was on television and Kid was more focused on his cell phone than anything. You had two legs over Killer's, and you were leaning against the redhead who was hugging you sideways and keeping his hand on your stomach over yours.

“Kid” you called him after an idea popped into your head.

“Humph” he muttered in response without looking up from his cell phone, probably watching videos of cars.

“I want a baby” you said, looking at him seriously.

“And what do I have to do with it?” He said with an irritated frown on his face, but still without looking up from his cell phone.

“Give me a baby!” You said happily as if you were ordering ice cream.

“Ahem… What?!” He adjusted himself on the couch and looked at you in disbelief and shock. “What the fuck do you mean by ‘give me a baby’?”

“I meant get me pregnant and give me a baby!” You huffed, sitting on the couch and looking at him, irritated that he didn't accept it.

“I'm not giving you a baby! What is your problem?" He said irritatedly, looking at you as if you were an alien, “Are you crazy?”

“I want a baby! Please Kid! Imagine the three of us being dads! And they're wearing cute baby clothes! And having a cute baby room!” You said with huge puppy eyes and a sad pout as you begged him to make your wish come true.

“I’m not giving you a fucking baby” he huffed as he stared at you irritated, where did you come from with that?

You quickly crossed your arms, irritated and frustrated at not having your wish fulfilled, then you turned to your blonde boyfriend, who until now was just silently observing the scene.

“Killer, give me a baby!” You asked, smiling innocently at him.

"Stop with that! You won't gain a baby! None of us are going to get you pregnant, you freak!” Kid shouted irritably as he slapped you on the head.

“I want a baby! I want to be a daddy!” You huffed irritably, looking back at Kid.

“Adopt a dog, then, damn it!” Kid continued yelling at you.

“Killer doesn’t like dogs!” You huffed, shouting back at him.

“He doesn’t like it?” Kid looked confused at his blonde boyfriend who just nodded, “Oh shit, adopt a cat then!” He shrugged.

“You’re allergic to cats!” You grumbled, getting more frustrated.

“What the fuck, adopt any shit! A ferret, a hamster, you can even adopt a spider if you stop with this baby nonsense!” He grumbled, laying down on the couch irritably.

You laughed a little, realizing that you had really irritated Kid, so you decided to lay on top of him to apologize and improve his mood... In fact, you decided that you would annoy him a little more since you were actually considering the possibility of having a son.

“Come on Kid, let’s have a baby” you said with a pout as you laid on his chest, even though he was angry, he wrapped his arms around your waist.

“Shut up” he grumbled, looking away from you.

“They would be so cute, they could have your red hair or Kil's blonde hair… They could also have his blue's eyes… Ah! What if they were chubby babies? With little hands and chubby cheeks?” You smiled lovingly, imagining the creation the three of you could make.

“Holy God, stop that” Kid grumbled, but you could see him swallowing his smile, he was thinking about it too.

“Kil, help me convince him!” You whimpered for help from your other boyfriend.

Killer just laughed and threw himself on top of the two of you, making a real sandwich with you being the filling, he rubbed his beard against you, making you laugh and automatically making Eustass calmer when he saw a loving interaction between the two men he loved.

“We’re not giving you a baby,” Killer said, smiling.

“Two against one prince, accept defeat” Kid smiled like an idiot when he won a game.

“I hate you! Why don’t you guys want to give me a baby?!” You whimpered against them, sulking.

“I'm not against having a child with you two, the difference is that we're not giving you a biological child” Killer said, adjusting himself to lay down with you without crushing you “You know you couldn't handle it, during your period you can’t even deal with the fact of having a uterus, imagine getting pregnant then” he spoke seriously and worriedly, you knew that what he was saying was true. There were many things that gave you dysphoria just because you considered them to be “woman” things, makeup, breasts, uterus… As much as you loved the idea of having a child with them, the idea of doing something that had been said for a long time being only something women could do… It made your stomach churn.

“No need to be upset about it” Kid said as he noticed your silence, then he slowly stroked your back “Everyone has limits, that’s not a shame”

“I wanted to have a family with you…” you admitted softly, wrapping yourself closer to the two of them, many thoughts dominated your head, and you didn’t know what you wanted to feel and believe.

“We can have a family, but let's start with something easy... Like a parrot” Killer laughed “And one day, if we are older, more mature and have enough money in our pockets, we can think about adoption” he suggested, showing that his dream of having a family was not impossible.

“The brats will still be ours even if they don't come out of your belly, you know that doesn't change anything, if having an adopted child will make your dream come true and not give you eternal dysphoria from giving birth to someone, then we can adopt the entire orphanage for you” Kid said seriously, and you had no doubt that he would accept having as many children as you asked.

“Pfft… You would die with the second child” you laughed at them, but soon you felt your heart becoming calmer and your head lighter. They were right, an adopted child was just a child in need of a home and love, they wouldn’t be any less of your children just because they didn’t have a blood connection “adoption… Sounds good” you smiled at the idea.

“Yes, it would give us more time to get used to the idea, especially because we would have to adapt to the child and the child to us, so we would have time to know if we want it or not” Killer sighed, relieved that you were calmer “And you know … If even after adopting you want a biological one, that’s okay, there’s nothing bad about that.”

“We just don’t want you to do something out of obligation, you don’t need to produce a child just because you have a uterus, hell you don’t even need to have a uterus if you want!” Kid said in his crude and affectionate way “But if you want, you need to know that this won’t make you less of a man, you are a man regardless of what you do or what others say”

“Stop! I’m going to cry” you whimpered, feeling completely loved by their words. They truly were two soulmates and the best partners you could have asked for.

“Don’t cry, you look ugly.” Kid laughed, and you slapped his chest, making you all laugh.

“So no babies for now, okay?” Killer decided to conclude the matter as he laid his head on two backs, the three of you were an awkward and uncomfortable mess on the couch, but you didn't mind at all.

“Okay… At most a parrot” you said as you both laughed.

“Yeah… But you know… I'm not against pretending we're going to make a baby” Kid smiled mischievously, and you blushed “What do you say prince, don't you want to take a test drive of how you'll feel when you're completely full? Can you imagine us cumming so much inside you that you’re going to be all swollen?” He said, whispering in your ear, and you felt your body burn when Killer squeezed your thigh, showing that he was also interested in that.

“Well… We need to finish it in case I want to get pregnant in the future… Just to make sure we can do it, right?” You said, sighing, excited by his touches.

“Don’t worry darling, we’ll make sure you beg for us to make you a daddy” Killer laughed darkly, “And then we’ll make sure we fulfill your wish.”

You swallowed deeply, knowing exactly what awaited you now that you admitted that as much as you didn't want a baby yet, you wouldn't be against a little practice... It seems that in the end the ones who got baby fever were your two boyfriends who really enjoyed the idea of fucking you raw and seeing all their sperm inside you.

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[ihavethedreamies]

In the Middle | Easy to Expert (3 v3)

Lee Yongbok (Felix) & Hwang Hyunjin - Stray Kids

Rating: M (18+) MDNI

Word Count: ~2.8k

Felix/AFAB!Reader/Hyunjin

Genre: Reader-Insert, Smut, Fluff

!!This is smut…if that much isn't clear you should probably leave now!! MDNI!

Warnings: She/Her Pronouns used, Swearing, Kissing, Lingerie, Multiple Partners, Oral (M! and F! Receiving/Anal), Deepthroating/Face-Fucking, Threesome, Double Penetration, Anal Play, Sex Toys - Butt Plugs, Anal Sex, Unprotected Sex (Bad Idea, Don't Do It)

Author's Note: I was supposed to just do a part two for Felix's Easy but now I have these as well…

-> Part 1 <-

-> Part 2 <-

-> Ver. I.N. <-

-> Ver. Seungmin <-

-> Ver. Han <-

-> Ver. Lee Know <-

-> Ver. Changbin <-

-> Ver. Bang Chan <-

I am cross-posting this on Archive. Please reblog! If you know anyone that would like this or future fics but they aren't on here my name and icon are exactly the same on the other site. Happy reading!

"A threesome?" Hyunjin looked up from his phone. Felix suggested it so casually. Hyunjin would be lying if he said he hadn't ever thought about fucking his best friend's girlfriend. Even before they were dating.

"You in?"

"Are you asking me because she wanted one, or…"

"No, she requested you by name." Felix had a pillow on his lap so he could rest his chin on it as he played on his own phone.

"Here?" Hyunjin asked, looking around your apartment. You had scurried back into your room earlier, claiming to need the bathroom.

"Yeah."

"Now?"

"If you want." Felix shrugged. Hyunjin cast his eyes toward the hall that led to your bedroom.

"If she's sure." The taller man nodded and he saw Felix smirk.

"Get ready, love!" He shouted over his shoulder and he heard you call out a giddy, "Okay!"

You had been flitting about your bedroom to waste time as Felix made the suggestion. When he brought Hyunjin over, you knew it was time. Felix and you had been dating for a few months, and despite you choosing Hyunjin a while ago, your boyfriend insisted on waiting for the actual event. He had originally wanted to dress you up like the animal Hyunjin was associated with, but… There was a cat set of lingerie, fox, dog, even a horse, but not ferret or weasel. You two decided on just getting a frilly, mostly vanilla, set. It consisted of a babydoll with a black bra and hem, the sheer frills were white. Your crotchless panties were also black and allowed the plug Felix picked out to easily sit inside your ass without restriction. You also had on thigh-high, black and white striped socks. The butt-plug Felix had originally gotten had different tails to be attached, but without an animal cosplay you weren't sure which one to use. He ended up picking a generic black tail reminiscent of a cat's and simple black headband with rounded ears on it. While not exact, it would work. The final touch was a black choker with a silver heart-shaped tag, Felix's name etched into it. When you and Felix had gone over the ground rules, you were kind of surprised by what he was willing to let Hyunjin do to you. Even talking about it excited you.

You picked up your phone when you were ready, having prepared entirely and was just waiting for them to come in. You sent your boyfriend a thumb's up and then waited patiently near your bed. Felix came in first and his lips pulled into a smug grin.

"You look perfect, love. Doesn't she?" Your boyfriend stepped in fully, allowing his friend to follow. You shuffled under the taller man's gaze, the intense stare made your skin tingle.

"Absolutely." His beautiful lips pulled into their own smirk. How the hell were you lucky enough that your ethereally gorgeous boyfriend had an equally as attractive best friend.

"Go help him, love." Felix prompted, moving further into your bedroom to get the stuff he prepared from the nightstand drawer. You scampered forward, stopping in front of Hyunjin. Even though Felix was short compared to other men, he was still taller than you. But Hyunjin was even taller, and you felt incredibly small so close to him. You loved it.

"Help me with what, darling?" He flashed your boyfriend a look to make sure the pet name was okay, but he didn't even react. Your small hands went to the strings of his hoodie, your nails were painted black as well. The whole ensemble was incredibly appealing, but what he loved most was the tail hanging from your butt. It swayed with your hips as you moved and he wondered what it felt like to you. Hyunjin smirked down at you as he helped you remove his clothes. The large sweatshirt hit the floor and you eagerly took his t-shirt off as well. Your mouth nearly watered seeing him bare. He had been working out more recently and the new definition was just right. He shivered a bit when your fingers brushed over his stomach and you stepped even closer. Hyunjin wanted so bad to kiss you, but he didn't know if he was allowed.

"Are there any rules?" He was more asking Felix, but he was looking into your wide eyes the whole time.

"Hm…Only I can use her ass, and you can't come inside her. She doesn't like a condom, but she likes getting creampied too much I'm not willing to share." Felix smirked at his friend, holding a few bottles.

"I can kiss her?" Hyunjin was a little shocked by this and so were you, but not upset. Hyunjin was your boyfriend's best friend and he showed his favor for him by letting him have access to you in a way no one else could. He did gatekeep some, but not much. Since he got permission, his large hand cupped the back of your head and hauled you close, sealing his plush lips over yours. You whined and he smiled through the kiss, slipping his tongue into your mouth. As he pulled away, he nibbled on your bottom lip and your lips hovered close to his as you undid his pants. The black jeans fell to the floor and you palmed his hard on through his underwear and leaned down to lay searing kisses on your neck.

"What color, love?" Felix called out and your head was swimming a bit, but you managed to answer.

"Red." You replied and he put the others away.

"'Lix?" You called and he hummed.

"Can I?" You asked simply and he hummed again. At this you sunk to your knees, hands quickly going to Hyunjin's waist band. He was shocked at your speed but he simply chuckled as you removed his boxers. As his hard cock bobbed in the air before you, you let out a small whimper. He was… Not overly thick, you could manage at least to get your hand around him, you weren't sure his whole length would fit in you. It was long and pretty like the rest of him.

"Fuck (Y/N)." He whined as your mouth eagerly wrapped around the head of his cock, and you began to descend on his length. You moaned softly at his taste and the vibration made him shiver. You yelped suddenly, gagging a bit as Hyunjin heard a buzzing noise begin. Felix had turned the vibration of the plug on, a feature you did not know it had. Breathing harshly through your nose, you got used to the buzz.

"(Y/N)?" He was shocked when the tip hit the back of your throat, and you kept going. Your eyes rolled back as you buried Hyunjin's dick in your throat, gagging a bit. He was definitely longer than Felix. Poor thing already had a sweat break out on his forehead and chest and if he wasn't balls deep in your mouth, you would be licking up the drops.

"Shit." The slightly older male groaned as your head began to move. You loved when your boyfriend would fuck your face as you just sat there and took it, but that was Felix's privilege. You were a little surprised yourself though that he was going to allow Hyunjin to come down your throat. They really were best friends. He exhaled as you pulled off his cock completely, holding him at the base and running your tongue up the underside. You then kissed down his length and to his groin. A drop of sweat rolled down his lower stomach and you caught it with your tongue, licking up to his belly button. His large hand came to your head and he led you back to swallowing him. You hummed in delight as you deepthroated him more and you could taste his precum on the back of your tongue.

"Felix, can I come inside?" Hyunjin's request was nearly breathless as he tried to hold his hips back from fucking his cock into your mouth more.

"Just in her mouth," Felix specified and Hyunjin looked down to see your eyebrows furrow in frustration, but you followed his rules. Pulling the length of Hyunjin's dick that went deep than your mouth out, you pumped your hand and looked up at him. Seeing your wide eyes pleadingly looking at him, Hyunjin swore and came in your mouth. You eagerly swallowed what he gave you, the sensation still wonderful despite not flowing straight down your throat. Once he was done, you pulled off him, licking the few drops that spurted out. He hadn't softened completely and he let your head go so you could scramble back over to Felix at the foot of the bed. You kneeled before your boyfriend and he ran his finger over the side of your mouth, catching a stray drop of Hyunjin's cum, and you sucked it off your finger.

"What do you say, love?"

"Thanks, Felix."

"And?" You turned to look at the other man.

"Thanks, Jinnie."

"Of course, darling."

"On your back, love." Felix prompted and you got up, getting on the bed and relaxing into a obviously practiced place.

"Come here." He motioned to Hyunjin who came over. You were on your back, butt right at the edge of the bed, the tail of the plug dangling down. Your legs were bent and spread so he had a perfect view of your soaking cunt.

"Fill her up." Felix prompted, continuing to undress till he was just in his boxers.

"Now?" Hyunjin was a little shocked. He expected to go at the same time as your boyfriend.

"Yeah." Felix shrugged and he watched as he went to kneel by your head and he understood what was going on. He came to the foot of the bed, his knees hitting the mattress and you whined as he rubbed the head of his cock through the lips of your cunt. He watched intensely as Felix placed the head of his dick at your lips and you whined again. Right as Felix started to fuck his cock into your mouth, Hyunjin pressed into your pussy. Your eyes rolled back as you adjusted your head, your boyfriend's delicious cock filling your mouth easily, then into your throat. He smirked, seeing your throat bulge around his cock and Hyunjin groaned at the sight as well, finally bottoming out inside you. Hyunjin was deep inside you, pressing up against your cervix as you swallowed Felix's length. You were in heaven as they began to thrust at the same time, Felix knowing just how to do it to not cut your air off too bad. At this angle he didn't go as deep as he could, your boyfriend knew you didn't love when his balls brushed over your face. Hyunjin marveled as you just laid there and took it, though, your painted nails were digging into the bedding.

"Do her harder." Felix prompted and Hyunjin grabbed your thighs and hitched your legs up to his hips and snapped his hips. You yelped around Felix's dick, your throat clenching perfectly around his head. Felix's low chuckle rumbled through you and Hyunjin grunted as your cunt clenched around him. Little did the other man know, the reason you were close to cumming was because of your boyfriend fucking your face. You couldn't count the number of times you fell apart just because he pumped cum down your gullet.

"I'm gonna cum, darling." Hyunjin grunted out, and almost forgot the rule. It was good enough that he got to fuck you raw though, he would be content painting your stomach and tits white instead. He pulled out, stroked himself twice then came over you. It was hot and Hyunjin watched your cunt flutter and drip as Felix held your throat softly, grunting as he too came. You swallowed over and over, your vision swimming from the lack of air, and you gasped to catch your breath when Felix withdrew. They both groaned at the sight of you, your torso and face covered in cum, drool still slipping out of the side of your mouth. Your muscles clenched around the still vibrating plug in your ass and Felix nodded at his friend.

"Take it out of her." He instructed, so Hyunjin kneeled down so he could watch better, and slowly pulled the plug out. You mewled at the feeling and the buzzing stopped when Felix tapped his phone.

"Throw it on the floor." He motioned to the side and so Hyunjin did just that. Felix originally wasn't going to allow the next move, but he wanted to spoil his love some. He tossed the red bottle to Hyunjin who caught it and looked over the label. Cherry flavored.

"She's clean…" Your boyfriend's tone was implicative. Hyunjin met his gaze, remembering earlier but his friend shrugged.

"You can taste." Hyunjin was more than willing to comply, so he opened the tube and squeezed a dollop onto two of his fingers. He circled your pucker and stuck his fingers in to coat your insides and groaned at the tight feeling. You shivered as he took his fingers back out and grabbed your thighs. Your cunt was dripping down the cleft of your ass, so Hyunjin leaned forward and licked a long path from your ass up to your clit. Your hips flinched and he smirked, descending again. His tongue swirled the entrance of your cunt, but he kept going. His tongue ran over the rim of your ass and you mewled when his tongue fucked in. The artificial cherry taste was more like candy than cough syrup luckily, and he loved feeling your muscles spasm around his tongue.

"Jinnie~" You moaned when his thumb rubbed over your clit, circling it. Felix watched intently, making note of every little move you made. You were shivering some, but that alone would not be enough to get you over the edge.

"Okay, help her up here." Felix snapped to get Hyunjin to stop when he didn't right away. He pulled back, licking the cherry off his lips and did as he was told. Scooping your limp body up into his arms, Hyunjin placed you at the head of the bed between him and Felix. Your back was to your boyfriend as you all laid on your sides.

"Kay, fill her pussy again." Felix held your leg up for his friend as his cock filled your cunt again. You moaned lightly and Hyunjin held your leg over his hip then, allowing your boyfriend to place the tip of his own dick at your lubed up pucker.

"Felix~" You keened, your nails digging into the flesh of Hyunjin's shoulders. Both men groaned at the tight clench of you with both of them inside you had to breathe purposefully to get used to the full stretch. You already feared getting addicted to the feeling. Without warning, Felix began to pump his hips, hard and shallow, Hyunjin falling into rhythm with him. When one was pulling out, the other thrusted in, not leaving you empty. Your breath hitched, you mewled and whimpered, then nearly squealed when their thrusts synced up and strengthened. Hyunjin's brow furrowed, his eyes closed and his sweaty skin brushed against yours. You scooted forward some so your tongue could run over his jaw and he huffed a laugh.

"She's such a good little slut, huh?" Felix smirked, licking over the ridge of your ear. His hands ran over your waist under the babydoll, your breasts jiggling with the force in the black cups of the bra.

"Shit, yes, so good~" Hyunjin groaned, reveling in your tongue tracing his collar bone.

"Get as deep as you can." Felix led, and you yiped as they both did so, just grinding into you. Immediately, Hyunjin felt the change, your cunt fluttered around him, squeezing even harder.

"Cum, love." Felix ordered and you fell over the edge. Hyunjin gasped, your cunt squirting onto his groin.

"Go ahead." Your boyfriend made eye contact with Hyunjin and let out a long moan and came inside. Felix filled your ass with his own hot cum and your fading orgasm restarted and you nearly blacked out. As you slipped in and out of conscious reality, you reveled in being in between them. You felt small, and safe, and content. At the same time Hyunjin and Felix both silently agreed that you belonged there, nestled in the middle of their embrace.

"A threesome?" Hyunjin looked up from his phone. Felix suggested it so casually. Hyunjin would be lying if he said he hadn't ever thought about fucking his best friend's girlfriend. Even before they were dating.

"You in?"

"Are you asking me because she wanted one, or…"

"No, she requested you by name." Felix had a pillow on his lap so he could rest his chin on it as he played on his own phone.

"Here?" Hyunjin asked, looking around your apartment. You had scurried back into your room earlier, claiming to need the bathroom.

"Yeah."

"Now?"

"If you want." Felix shrugged. Hyunjin cast his eyes toward the hall that led to your bedroom.

"If she's sure." The taller man nodded, and he saw Felix smirk.

"Get ready, love!" he shouted over his shoulder, and he heard you call out a giddy, "Okay!"

You had been flitting about your bedroom to waste time as Felix suggested the plan. When he brought Hyunjin over, you knew it was time. Felix and you had been dating for a few months, and despite you choosing Hyunjin a while ago, your boyfriend insisted on waiting for the actual event. He had originally wanted to dress you up like the animal Hyunjin was associated with, but…There was a cat set of lingerie, fox, dog, even a horse, but not ferret or weasel. You two decided on just getting a frilly, mostly vanilla, set. It consisted of a babydoll with a black bra and hem, the sheer frills were white. Your crotchless panties were also black and allowed the plug Felix picked out to easily sit inside your ass without restriction. You also had on thigh-high, black and white striped socks. The butt-plug Felix had originally gotten had different tails to be attached, but without an animal cosplay you weren't sure which one to use. He ended up picking a generic black tail reminiscent of a cat's and a simple black headband with rounded ears on it. While not exact, it would work. The final touch was a black choker with a silver heart-shaped tag, Felix's name etched into it. When you and Felix had gone over the ground rules, you were kind of surprised by what he was willing to let Hyunjin do to you. Even talking about it excited you.

You picked up your phone when you were ready, having prepared entirely and was just waiting for them to come in. You sent your boyfriend a thumbs up and then waited patiently near your bed. Felix came in first and his lips pulled into a smug grin.

"You look perfect, love. Doesn't she?" Your boyfriend stepped in fully, allowing his friend to follow. You shuffled under the taller man's gaze; the intense stare made your skin tingle.

"Absolutely." His beautiful lips pulled into their own smirk. How the hell were you lucky enough that your ethereally gorgeous boyfriend had an equally as attractive best friend.

"Go help him, love." Felix prompted, moving further into your bedroom to get the stuff he prepared from the nightstand drawer. You scampered forward, stopping in front of Hyunjin. Even though Felix was short compared to other men, he was still taller than you. But Hyunjin was even taller, and you felt incredibly small so close to him. You loved it.

"Help me with what, darling?" He flashed your boyfriend a look to make sure the pet-name was okay, but he didn't even react. Your small hands went to the strings of his hoodie, your nails were painted black as well. The whole ensemble was incredibly appealing, but what he loved most was the tail hanging from your butt. It swayed with your hips as you moved, and he wondered what it felt like to you. Hyunjin smirked down at you as he helped you remove his clothes. Your eyes flicked back to his devastatingly pretty face and your brow furrowed noticing something new.

“When did you get an eyebrow piercing?” you asked, flabbergasted. Was he trying to kill you and every other male-attracted person on the face of the earth? Fuck, that’s hot. Hyunjin smirked at your reaction.

“About a week ago.” He shrugged and you just started for a second, then snapped back to the moment and your hands went to the hem of his hoodie. The large sweatshirt hit the floor and you eagerly took his t-shirt off as well. Your mouth nearly watered seeing him bare. He had been working out more recently and the new definition was just right. He shivered a bit when your fingers brushed over his stomach, and you stepped even closer. Hyunjin wanted so bad to kiss you, but he didn't know if he was allowed.

"Are there any rules?" He was asking Felix more than you, but he was looking into your wide eyes the whole time.

"Hm…Only I can use her ass, and you can't come inside her. She doesn't like a condom, but she likes getting creampied too much I'm not willing to share." Felix smirked at his friend, holding a few bottles.

"I can kiss her?" Hyunjin was a little shocked by this and so were you, but not upset. Hyunjin was your boyfriend's best friend, and he showed his favor for him by letting him have access to you in a way no one else could. He did gatekeep some, but not much. Since he got permission, his large hand cupped the back of your head and hauled you close, sealing his plush lips over yours. You whined and he smiled through the kiss, slipping his tongue into your mouth. As he pulled away, he nibbled on your bottom lip and your lips hovered close to his as you undid his pants. The black jeans fell to the floor, and you palmed his hard on through his underwear. He leaned down to lay searing kisses on your neck.

"What color, love?" Felix called out and your head was swimming a bit, but you managed to answer.

"Red." you replied, and he put the others away.

"'Lix?" you called, and he hummed.

"Can I?" you asked simply, and he hummed again. Given permission, you sunk to your knees, hands quickly going to Hyunjin's waist band. He was shocked at your speed, but he simply chuckled as you removed his boxers. As his hard cock bobbed in the air before you, you let out a small whimper. He was…Not overly thick, you could manage at least to get your hand around him, you weren't sure his whole length would fit in you. It was long and pretty like the rest of him.

"Fuck (Y/N)." He whined as your mouth eagerly wrapped around the head of his cock, and you began to descend on his length. You moaned softly at his taste and the vibration made him shiver. You yelped suddenly, gagging a bit as Hyunjin heard a buzzing noise begin. Felix had turned the vibration of the plug on, a feature you did not know it had. Breathing harshly through your nose, you got used to the buzz.

"(Y/N)?" He was shocked when the tip hit the back of your throat, and you kept going. Your eyes rolled back as you buried Hyunjin's dick in your throat, gagging a bit. He was definitely longer than Felix. Poor thing already had a sweat break out on his forehead and chest and if he wasn't balls deep in your mouth, you would be licking up the drops.

"Shit." The slightly older male groaned as your head began to move. You loved when your boyfriend would fuck your face as you just sat there and took it, but that was Felix's privilege. You were a little surprised yourself though that he was going to allow Hyunjin to come down your throat. They really were best friends. He exhaled as you pulled off his cock completely, holding him at the base and running your tongue up the underside. You then kissed down his length and to his groin. A drop of sweat rolled down his lower stomach and you caught it with your tongue, licking up to his belly button. His large hand came to your head, and he led you back to swallowing him. You hummed in delight as you deepthroated him more and you could taste his precum on the back of your tongue.

"Felix, can I come inside?" Hyunjin's request was nearly breathless as he tried to hold his hips back from fucking his cock into your mouth more.

"Just in her mouth," Felix specified and Hyunjin looked down to see your eyebrows furrow in frustration, but you followed his rules. Pulling the length of Hyunjin's dick that went deeper than your mouth out, you pumped your hand and looked up at him. Seeing your wide eyes pleadingly looking at him, Hyunjin swore and came, the salty sweet substance painted your mouth. You eagerly swallowed what he gave you, the sensation still wonderful despite not flowing straight down your throat. Once he was done, you pulled off him, licking the few drops that spurted out. He hadn't softened completely, and he let your head go so you could scramble back over to Felix at the foot of the bed. You kneeled before your boyfriend and he ran his finger over the side of your mouth, catching a stray drop of Hyunjin's cum, and you sucked it off your finger.

"What do you say, love?"

"Thanks, Felix."

"And?" You turned to look at the other man.

"Thanks, Jinnie."

"Of course, darling."

"On your back, love." Felix prompted and you got up, getting on the bed and relaxing in an obviously practiced place.

"Come here." He motioned to Hyunjin who came over. You were on your back, butt right at the edge of the bed, the tail of the plug dangling down. Your legs were bent and spread so he had a perfect view of your soaking cunt.

"Fill her up." Felix prompted, continuing to undress till he was just in his boxers.

"Now?" Hyunjin was a little shocked. He expected to go at the same time as your boyfriend.

"Yeah." Felix shrugged and he watched as he went to kneel by your head, and he understood what was going on. He came to the foot of the bed, his knees hitting the mattress and you whined as he rubbed the head of his cock through the lips of your cunt. He watched intensely as Felix placed the head of his dick at your lips and you whined again. Right as Felix started to fuck his cock into your mouth, Hyunjin pressed into your pussy. Your eyes rolled back as you adjusted your head, your boyfriend's delicious cock filling your mouth easily, then into your throat. He smirked, seeing your throat bulge around his cock and Hyunjin groaned at the sight as well, finally bottoming out inside you. Hyunjin was deep inside you, pressing up against your cervix as you swallowed Felix's length. You were in heaven as they began to thrust at the same time, Felix knowing just how to do it to not cut your air off too badly. At this angle he didn't go as deep as he could, your boyfriend knew you didn't love it when his balls brushed over your face. Hyunjin marveled as you just laid there and took it, though, your painted nails were digging into the bedding.

"Do her harder." Felix prompted and Hyunjin grabbed your thighs and hitched your legs up to his hips and snapped his hips. You yelped around Felix's dick, your throat clenching perfectly around his head. Felix's low chuckle rumbled through you and Hyunjin grunted as your cunt clenched around him. Little did the other man know, the reason you were close to cumming was because of your boyfriend fucking your face. You couldn't count the number of times you fell apart just because he pumped cum down your gullet.

"I'm gonna cum, darling." Hyunjin grunted out, and almost forgot the rule. It was good enough that he got to fuck you raw though, he would be content painting your stomach and tits white instead. He pulled out, stroked himself twice then came over you. It was hot and Hyunjin watched your cunt flutter and drip as Felix held your throat softly, grunting as he too came. You swallowed over and over, your vision swimming from the lack of air, and you gasped to catch your breath when Felix withdrew. They both groaned at the sight of you, your torso and face covered in cum, drool still slipping out of the side of your mouth. Your muscles clenched around the still vibrating plug in your ass and Felix nodded at his friend.

"Take it out of her." he instructed, so Hyunjin kneeled down so he could watch better, and slowly pulled the plug out. You mewled at the feeling and the buzzing stopped when Felix tapped his phone.

"Throw it on the floor." He motioned to the side and so Hyunjin did just that. Felix originally wasn't going to allow the next move, but he wanted to spoil his love some. He tossed the red bottle to Hyunjin who caught it and looked over the label. Cherry flavored.

"She's clean…" Your boyfriend's tone was implicative. Hyunjin met his gaze, remembering earlier but his friend shrugged.

"You can taste." Hyunjin was more than willing to comply, so he opened the tube and squeezed a dollop onto two of his fingers. He circled your pucker and stuck his fingers in to coat your insides and groaned at the tight feeling. You shivered as he took his fingers back out and grabbed your thighs. Your cunt was dripping down the cleft of your ass, so Hyunjin leaned forward and licked a long path from your ass up to your clit. Your hips flinched and he smirked, descending again. His tongue swirled the entrance of your cunt, but he kept going. His tongue ran over the rim of your ass, and you mewled when his tongue fucked in. The artificial cherry taste was more like candy than cough syrup luckily, and he loved feeling your muscles spasm around his tongue.

"Jinnie~" You moaned when his thumb rubbed over your clit, circling it. Felix watched intently, making note of every little move you made. You were shivering some, but that alone would not be enough to get you over the edge.

"Okay, help her up here." Felix snapped to get Hyunjin to stop when he didn't right away. He pulled back, licking the cherry off his lips and did as he was told. Scooping your limp body up into his arms, Hyunjin placed you at the head of the bed between him and Felix. Your back was to your boyfriend as you all laid on your sides.

"Kay, fill her pussy again." Felix held your leg up for his friend as his cock filled your cunt again. You moaned lightly and Hyunjin held your leg over his hip then, allowing your boyfriend to place the tip of his own dick at your lubed up pucker.

"Felix~" You keened, your nails digging into the flesh of Hyunjin's shoulders. Both men groaned at the tight clench of you with both of them inside you had to breathe purposefully to get used to the full stretch. You already feared getting addicted to the feeling. Without warning, Felix began to pump his hips, hard and shallow, Hyunjin falling into rhythm with him. When one was pulling out, the other thrusted in, not leaving you empty. Your breath hitched, you mewled and whimpered, then nearly squealed when their thrusts synced up and strengthened. Hyunjin's brow furrowed, his eyes closed, and his sweaty skin brushed against yours. You scooted forward some so your tongue could run over his jaw, and he huffed a laugh.

"She's such a good little slut, huh?" Felix smirked, licking over the ridge of your ear. His hands ran over your waist under the babydoll, your breasts jiggling with the force in the black cups of the bra.

"Shit, yes, so good~" Hyunjin groaned, reveling in your tongue tracing his collar bone.

"Get as deep as you can." Felix led, and you yiped as they both did so, just grinding into you. Immediately, Hyunjin felt the change, your cunt fluttered around him, squeezing even harder.

"Cum, love." Felix ordered and you fell over the edge. Hyunjin gasped, your cunt squirting onto his groin.

"Go ahead." Your boyfriend made eye contact with Hyunjin. He wanted to ask about the rule, but Felix nodded, so he let out a long moan and came inside. Felix filled your ass with his own hot cum and your fading orgasm restarted, and you nearly blacked out. As you slipped in and out of conscious reality, you reveled in being in between them. You felt small, and safe, and content. At the same time Hyunjin and Felix both silently agreed that you belonged there, nestled in the middle of their embrace.

-> Ver. I.N. <-

-> Ver. Seungmin <-

-> Ver. Han <-

-> Ver. Lee Know <-

-> Ver. Changbin <-

-> Ver. Bang Chan <-

-> Part 1 <-

-> Part 2 <-

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[caffeinefics]

STEM major Draco Malfoy and his Hogwarts drop out trophy boyfriend

The comute from Draco's Magic Uni to home is atleast an hour long. Everyday he spends 2 hours traveling because their home is not hooked to the floo network to ward off persistent paps and stalkers.

Draco is NOT a morning person. Harry had to drag him out of the bed and into the shower and shove food into his zombie boyfriend. Whenever Harry is not looking, Draco will just hurry back to the bed and bury himself under the cover.

"Just like a ferret", Harry would tease him, only to end up with a face full of pillow for his troubles.

All nighters. ALL NIGHTERS. Coffee. COFFEE. Deadlines. Projects. Assignments. Conferences. Seminars. Electives. Mid-term, mid-term and finals.

But don't worry, Harry Potter comes to the rescue yet again. When Draco plans to pull all nighters to meet deadlines and catch up with his course materials, Harry would gently bonk him in the head, tell him to stop spoiling his health and drag him to bed.

Post war Harry with a lot of free time on his hands = working out = Broad shoulders to cry on.

"I swear Potter, I was smarter in school. I was top 3 in our year, Merlin! Now I don't understand anything. I'm literally the dumbest person in my class."

"Should I drop out?", "Can we start a small family business instead?", "Maybe I should drop this class. Oh no oh no I should have chosen a different major", "Who needs a degree anyway?"

The Saviour of the wizarding world is all ready for the exam seasons. The fridge is well stocked, and Draco's desk is filled with all the necessary stationery, snacks and a self-refilling water bottle.

Massage breaks, which turns into a different kind of massage. But at the end of it, Draco is all relaxed and mushy. It's the result that matters, not the procedure, (don't tell his scientist boyfriend though)

The end-of-exam seasons are punctuated with movie marathons and all the desserts in the world. Couch cuddles and lazy morning sex.

[sinfulslytherin]

Fire

Summary: your Boyfriend kicked you out of your dorm room and invites another girl over. In the common room you meet Draco Malfoy.

"Daphne has been sleeping in the same dorm as Pansy and Blaise for the last few days...I doubt that she's making her way back to her dorm right now..especially at that pace." Draco says in a calm voice as we both watch Daphne run towards my dorm room.

"Yeah. I know. Graham probably lets her know that I am not in my dorm room tonight. He's probably gonna brag about me sleeping in the common room." I say as I scoff.

"How about you'll sleep somewhere else?" He smirks at me.

A laugh leaves my lips.

"You're dorm room? Isn't that a bit obvious?"

Draco shakes his head.

"No, not my dorm room. Let's go." He says as he grabs my hand and pulls me up and drags me out of the Slytherin common room.

We quietly make our way through hogwarts. We are still allowed to be up and walk through Hogwarts, bur we're still careful that no one who knows us spots us together.

Draco suddenly stops in front of a huge wall.

He lets go of my hand and starts to walk past the wall while he seemingly concentrates.

"Shall I leave ooooor....?-" I akwardly say as I am confused what he's doing.

Suddenly after the third time walking past the wall,a huge door appeared.

I look at Draco in shock as he only smirks at me.

He again grabs my hands as I am still overwhelmed by what just happened.

We enter the the room and my heart skips a beat.

A huge king sized bed and some beautiful book shelves. Furthermore, a sofa and a cute fireplace.

"What is this place..?" I say as I look around.

"The room of requirements." Draco answers as he makes his way over to the bed.

"How did you find it?-Did you just run a few laps in the hallway or what the heck did you do?" I ask as I laugh at him.

"Stop making fun of me. I just got us a beautiful place to stay for the night." He says as he rolls his eyes.

"Okay, okay. I was just joking, ferret boy." I tease him.

"You still remember that?" Draco whines after hearing the familiar nickname.

"Draco, everyone remembers. You were a freaking ferret." I say as I let myself fall into the bed.

"I hoped everyone would forget it someday." He quietly says as he looks away.

I laugh at his reaction.

"You think that's funny, huh?" He says as he looks at me.

I smirk as I look at him.

"Yes, kinda."

"I think it's time to whipe that smirk out of your face, you little brat."

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[ggwendolyn]

BF!FRED WEASLEY MOODBOARD + HCS

BF!Fred who settled his eyes on you since he saw you on his store. A spark illuminated his chocolate eyes, he had to blink twice to check you were real.

BF!Fred who approached you with a foolish grin, leaning on a counter and accidentally dropping the whole prank stuff stand.

BF!Fred who was so ashamed of it but it immediately vanished when he heard your little giggle as you covered your mouth with your hand.

BF!Fred who couldn't stop staring as you crouched down in the floor to help him put everything where it belonged.

BF!Fred who asked you on a date when you finished arranging everything on its respective shelf.

“It's on me, take it as a thank you. Besides, who wouldn't like to go on a date with me?” He said, smiling smugly before chuckling.

BF!Fred who after starting dating you, he invited you over saying "my parents won't be home" but then you find the whole Weasley bloodline completely amazed by you and the redheaded fool who had his hand rubbing your waist.

BF!Fred who introduced you as "his future wife", and you couldn't help but nudge his rib cage while cursing him out in murmurs.

BF!Fred who said "can I be your boyfriend?" after three months of dating.

“I know three months it's not much, but I'm so in love with you that I can't help it. Please, let me be your boyfriend.” He mumbled as he hid his face in the crook of your neck, breathing in your scent in case that was the last day he saw you.

BF!Fred who was literally FLABBERGASTED when you said yes.

BF!Fred who randomly asks you if you'd love him if he was a worm, a raccoon, a ferret, a raven, a skunk, anything.

BF!Fred who once left a hickey on your forehead while you were sleeping and laughed the hell outta him once he saw your reaction.

BF!Fred who knows you're a little of a bookworm so he leaves cute notes or weird remarks and opinions about your book though he just saw the back of the book and its cover.

BF!Fred who was kinda embarrassed when Molly gifted you a sweater with your name on Christmas, but you were nothing but happy to wear it.

BF!Fred who likes to take showers and baths with you but not in a sexual way, it just relaxes him and makes him feel loved and safe.

BF!Fred who bought a little shack for you two to live in. He was kinda broke after that but when he saw your face he couldn't care less about money.

BF!Fred who appreciates when you help with the bills knowing he's not very smart when it's about saving money for important stuff.

BF!Fred who adopted a stray cat without you knowing, thinking he'd hide the cat but you found him and the stray sleeping lazily together.

BF!Fred who tried to explain to you the whole cat thing but you said you didn't care, in fact you were happy about having a little buddy in the house.

BF!Fred whose heart's warm up when he saw you preparing him a lunchbox for him to take to work. (He almost cried when you said you also did one for George.)

BF!Fred who loves you, no matter what.

BF!Fred who's always by your side, supporting you for anything you need him to.

BF!Fred who wouldn't hesitate to risk himself for your safety.

© ggwendolyn 2024

[dracoxmalereader]

Windowsill

Draco x Male Reader

Context: A sequel/part two to All at Once (but it's not necessary to read that first), not set much long after, maybe a couple weeks. Reader is a fifth year Ravenclaw, a year above Draco. I read in one of those "people also searched" tabs about Draco that people would tease him after fake Prof. Moody turned him into a ferret and immediately thought of a scenario like this. <3

Also I know there's no curtains on the windows by the courtyard but ??? I needed a plot device so just pretend it's supposed to be like that.

Summary: Draco just can't seem to catch a break. After a little scuffle with Ron and Harry, he trips and falls through a curtain only to be met with the older Ravenclaw he's found himself entirely enthralled by. What a coincidence.

Wordcount: 1158

Footsteps echoed down the mostly empty hallway, chatter filtering out as students ebbed from the hallway into their respective classes. The courtyard was barren, grass dull and wet from the temperamental weather. Though not far past lunch, the sun was hidden by clouds and the air dark with rain.

Draco twirled his wand mindlessly between his fingers, not paying much attention to where he was going. Deep in his head, he hadn’t noticed the approaching figure in front of him until his shoulder roughly slammed into theirs. His wand thunked to the ground, rolling away from him.

Dark hair and a scarred forehead marred his view, Harry Potter’s green eyes looking at him without a semblance of remorse. 

“Watch where you’re going, crackpot.” Draco scoffed, bending down and reaching out to pick up his wand.

“You first, Malfoy.” Harry hissed back. 

Ron stood behind him, hand on his shoulder glaring at Draco. 

Draco rolled his eyes. A mean smirk pulled at the left side of his mouth. “You taking weasel-bee on a date, Potter? What would that little mudblood think?” 

“Big talk for someone that couldn’t even see us coming down the hallway,” Ron retorted, squinting at the blonde. “What would ‘father’ think?” He pushed his lower lip out in an exaggerated pout, voice taking up a mocking tone.

Draco blew a puff of air from his nose, stepping closer and shoving his face closer to Ron. “Why don’t you go call Potter’s little Hufflepuff boyfriend?” He spat. “Oh wait, you can’t.”

Ron's expression didn't change. “Professor Moody is right behind you.” 

Draco stepped back, head whipping around to look behind him; the empty hallway stared back at him. He turned back to Harry and Ron, face heating up. His pale cheeks reddened and he huffed in rude embarrassment, his brows furrowed angrily.

A sneer etched into his expression. Wordlessly, he shoved past Ron and stomped down the hallway, turning the corner with another loud exhale. He tramped along, shoes loud against the floor. He clumsily shoved his outer robe to the side, fumbling to slip his wand into his pocket as he walked, only to lose his footing and tumble sideways.

No regaining his balance, he fell through a curtain into the windowsill behind it. He clambered to break the fall with his palms, landing with his fingers splayed out over the blue border of Ravenclaw robes. He snapped his head up.

There you were, book in hand and a look of shock and confusion painted on your face. Your blue tie was messily undone, wrinkled and bent where it spilled out the collar of your dress shirt and laid over your chest. Draco felt sick, almost jealous, and he wondered if his hands would blend in as well with the color of your sweater as the tie did. 

He clambered upright, scooching so he wasn’t sitting on your robes and set himself against the opposite side of the windowsill from you. Your lips pursed as you tried to find something to say, and it felt like the air had vanished from the windowsill entirely. Draco's face felt alarmingly hot, mind racing. He almost hoped you wouldn’t say anything, just so he could better imagine what it would be like to kiss you.

“What are you doing here?” You asked, folding down the corner of the page in your book and closing it, setting it down against your knees. 

He trailed off, eyes boring holes into yours. “Uh…”

The candle-lit lights high on the walls in the hallway outside did little to seep through the curtain covering the sill. His mouth hung open, taking in the way the gentle and dull lighting bled into your skin. 

He forced it shut and swallowed. “What are you doing here?” He parroted. 

“Hiding.” You replied shortly, blinking at him. 

It was a shame he couldn’t see your eyelashes well, but the way the low light softened you made up for it more than enough. Your hair sat on your head perfectly, done in a way it hadn’t been when the two of you had detention together. Draco was enamored, wholly too tempted to pet it, to pet you.

The light made it hard to discern the details of your clothes, and he’d never seen a uniform sweater look so comfortable on someone. Merlin, you were marriage material.

He cleared his throat, taking notice of the awkward silence that had settled over you. He broke eye contact, instead focusing on the clouds outside. “What are you hiding from?”

“Filch and the professors, obviously.” You replied, adjusting the curtain Draco had messed up before opening your book back up. “So please keep it down if you’re staying.”

Draco felt butterflies fly up his throat. “You want me to stay?” His voice cracked as he said it, chasing the words out of his mouth.

He felt his stomach churn, but he couldn’t stay embarrassed for long when you looked at him again. You silently stared at him for a moment, electing not to answer. You opened your book to the page you’d folded the corner of. With the angle and lighting, he couldn’t tell much of what the book was outside of its blue-stained color. He admired your fingers where they held the book at its spine. 

“What are you reading?” 

“The dream oracle,” You tilted the book so he could see the cover better. “It’s for divination.” 

If you were someone like Granger, he would have been quick to make fun of you for ditching one class to study for another, especially for one he found as ridiculous as divination. But his lungs tightened at the picture his mind conjured of you reading his palms, and all he could think about was letting you tell him about tea leaves while running your fingers along the insides of his knuckles. 

He was thankful for the darkness around you two, because there was no way he wasn’t getting visibly more flustered by the second. “Do you like divination?”

“It’s more tolerable than potions.” You said with a smile, a joking lilt in your voice that made his knees feel weak. The butterflies in his chest were stampeding at the reference to the detention you'd met.

“I like potions, you’re just bad at it.” He muttered, hoping you could tell he was joking too. 

You laughed through your nose, smile stretching further into your face. “I hate potions, you’re just good at it.”

The parody made him nauseous. Nobody ever bantered with him like this, not lightheartedly and without malice. A part of him wanted to stay in the windowsill with you forever, follow you out of it, march into the headmaster’s office and demand that stupid hat switch him to Ravenclaw so he can follow you to your dorms and sleep in your bed with you. 

He takes a shaky breath to pace himself, and hopes no professors come down this hallway anytime soon.

I hope Ron and Harry aren't too OOC 😭 I haven't re-watched the movies yet and I am yet to even touch a book.

Sorry if there are bald people reading this and feel left out because I made the reader have hair it took me like 7 passes to realize that I was not only writing a hair-having MC I was writing a hair-having MC with my hair. Whoopsie daisies. 3b hair (involuntary)

Had to fix that but I still feel bad for anybody with no hair that reads this. </3 As always lmk if there's typos/goofs.

Tags: @gayaristocrat @nowayisthistakenyet

@written-in-cheese just in case this counts as a part 2 <3

[captainjacklyn]

Hey, yo, you probably saw me on one of your posts. I was wondering if you could do the arcana twilight characters reacting to reader training Precious to destroy sisuris's balls l, I'm so sorry for this post, but I had to. You could skip if you want to. Also, sorry for misspelling sisuris name.

HAHAHAHAGHDJWEH- no worries my friend, there is absolutely no harm done on your part, I'm glad you enjoy that crack shit post and I hope you enjoy reading this one as much as I enjoyed writing it.

character(s) : spica, alpheratz, arcturus, pollux, vega

warning(s) : someone's balls being obliterated, a feral ferret and a vengeful summoner that just wants to see blood.

Spica

Speechless and just straight up lost, man is just looking at us for a good minute before continuing to walk down the aisle like nothing happened.

for reference his face looked like this :

He says nothing, he's just confused and tells himself that he needs coffee thinking he's hallucinating due to all the work he has to do.

don't even bother explaining, Spica will pass out and Precious is going to take that opportunity to destroy.

"Wrong target Precious I'm not letting you hurt rapunzel."

"AHDJEREJHR !"

Alpheratz

Hype man right here, he's literally helping you coach that killing machine to end Sirius.

Precious actually stops trying to rip his wig off and is now accepting him as a friend, sort of.

I love this trio ! A batshit crazy animal, their batshit insane owner and the owner's boyfriend who hates the same person they hate.

Once precious is released into the city to found that sexy gun man, it's over for him.

It crawls it's way through the streets, hissing at anything in it's way until it finds the legs of the enemy..and CRUNCH GOES THE BALLS OF THE ASSHOLE-

*screams in agony*

Arcturus

[Name] I don't think you have to- "HAJSKFBEFUEKR-"

Precious held on to his leg for a week, it didn't wanna let go for even a minute. Had to constantly keep this ginger man in a hospital because the moment he got out he would bleed extensively.

Once it got off of him, you just continued to train your unhinged creature.

Precious is really going balls out for the game I'll tell ya that, we're not just speaking about the nutcracker here we're talking about the sacrifice of future generations as well.

This poor dude is just standing on the sidelines like : you don't have to do this but I still support you because that's really all I can do...

Pollux

Oh he means business.

We got another coach right here- bro is going to ANNIHILATE sirius and whatever is left.

Although he keeps wincing whenever it actually happens, I mean they're both guys he knows just how painful it can get.

It's really terrifying to be honest just witnessing something that violent.

I mean who would expect this :

to act like THIS :

That's pollux trying to hold it, Precious is completely calm and rational with it's beloved owner.

Vega

._.

wut ?

like Spica, he will stand there, but not like Spica, he will remain standing there for a very long time.

Even Precious stops bitting the plastic toy that now looks like it's been shredded, even you stop encouraging your cute psychopath of a beast.

why are you giving it more attention ? HIIIIIISSSSSSSS-

He doesn't give a shit, we all know just how much of a simp he gets when it comes to you.

I love how I skipped the part where Precious tried to lunge at him and remove his eyeballs from his eye sockets.

You luckily managed to avoid that, but now you got an animal and a touch-starved white boy clinging onto you for dear life.

Vega I need to proceed with my ferret's training so could you please ? no. ...You're lucky you're just as adorable as my electric saw. BFUKETGEHTK$#$ PRECIOUS STOP SWEARING-

Have a good day I hope you liked it.

[unleashed-fest]

UNLEASHED! FEST: ANONYMOUS MASTERLIST

Fellow animal lovers, we're brining you the anonymous masterlist of all the furry/scaly/feathery creations our fest has to offer!

And what a list! We have a whole pride of peacocks 🦚, a basilisk, a couple of dogs 🐕, a school of fish 🐠, a hedgehog 🦔, a whole pile of cats and kittens 🐈, a few nifflers and a crow, cute foxes 🦊 and a toad 🐸, a whole den of snakes 🐍, two ferrets and a lovely demiguise, a mouse 🐭 and a werewolf 🐺, a whole heap of farm animals, a rogue seagull, highland cattle 🐮 and a herd of hippogriffs. Phew! 😅

Keep the kudos and comments coming for our fantastic creators, they very much deserve them. We will reveal their identity on Friday Oct 20th. Watch this space!

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🐾 ART

Feathered and Fabulous (Draco/Harry, digital art, T) Draco runs a successful Instagram account for his pet peacock. Harry takes every opportunity to flirt.

how the hell... (Draco/Harry, digital art, G) Harry has no idea how a white highland cow got inside 12 Grimmauld Place, nor why it seems to have a strange affinity for the fancy French chocolates one of his admirers keeps sending him...

Quiet as a mouse (Ron/Viktor, digital art, G) Based on this prompt: Hogwarts Fourth Year: While Ron is grateful for Pigwidgeon, he sometimes finds himself wistfully remembering the times he spent with 'Scabbers' -- before the reveal in Third Year, anyway. One such night, he's startled and wary to find a rat scampering around, until Viktor appears, looking for his escaped pet. They eventually bond over pets, grief, comfort, Quidditch, and many other things as they start to develop feelings for each other.

🐾 PODFIC

Because Cats by ICMezzo (Draco/Harry, 1.5-2hours, T) Harry has a cat, and Draco doesn’t. Then Draco has a cat, and Harry doesn’t. Then Harry has a cat again, but Draco doesn’t. Then Draco has a cat, but Harry—OMG HOW WILL IT END.

🐾 FIC & ART

Trevor the Escape Artist (Neville/Pansy, 2.9, G) Trevor the Master of Escape feels his reputation being ruined because a certain someone keeps successfully locating him and bringing him back to his owner. Trevor is often found in bathrooms because he likes humidity.

With Love in Her Luminous Eyes (Draco/Harry, 30k, T) The Demiguise lived in Grimmauld Place, and she lived all alone.

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Birds Behaving Badly (Draco/Harry, 10.5k, E) For eight years, Draco has been content living a quiet life of anonymity in Brighton, dodging pesky seagulls and enjoying the ephemeral boys of summer. And if these summer blokes just happen to resemble Harry Potter, it’s a mere coincidence—despite what his friends say. But when a repeat one-night stand challenges him to face his desires, Draco thinks he’s finally over his years-long crush. A seagull named Kevin thinks otherwise.

Charlie (Draco/Harry, 1.7k, T) Harry's trying not to be jealous that Charlie's moved in with Draco.

Harry Potter And The Dubious Rescue Of His Ferrety Boyfriend (Draco/Harry, 8.8, T) Draco Malfoy always ends up getting bullied by other animals while in his Animagus form. Harry must rescue him again. Or must he?

It's Me or the Peacock (Draco/Harry, 4.5, T) They’ve been together for two years when Draco finally moves into Number 12 Grimmauld Place. Only, Harry didn’t know he’d be bringing a pet with him.

misty morning comes again (Draco/Ron, 4.5k, M) Every morning without snow on the ground or rain that turned the land into a slip and slide of mud and wet grass, Ron ran the property with his misfit herd of barnyard animals close behind him. The thrilling tease of watching Ron's solid, sweat-glistening body do its lap around the misty morning pond was just about the only thing that could get Draco willingly out of bed so soon after the summer sun rose. Barn chores and animal butts certainly weren't going to do it.

No capacity for feelings (Draco/Harry, 2.9k, T) Draco's Basilisk might or might not be depressed. Whatever the case, he would never ask Harry Potter for help.

Of Magical Beings Being - Magical (Draco/Harry, 30k, E)Out of the blue, Potter's letter says: I need your help. And Draco, ever a fool, goes. Cue magical houses, fluffy Beings with a sweet tooth, mutual pining level: infinity, and truly outrageous amounts of tea.

Peacocks of the Bride(groom) (Draco/Harry, 7k, T) The Big Day is here! Draco and Harry are finally getting hitched. Will the wedding be a smashing success or will peacock-induced chaos ensue? (It’s the latter, for sure)

Slithering up the garden path (Draco/Harry, 1.4k, G) Draco just wants to read in the garden. He's not sure why there are so many snakes around.

Sun Shower (Draco/Harry, 5.9k, T) Each afternoon, Harry and his cat lounge in their sitting room, make an elaborate snack, and then head out for a walk. When they run into a certain tall, pale-haired man and his scruffy dog, they find their routine shifting.

the strays (Draco/Harry, 13.8k, T) Draco befriends stray animals in his back garden, unknowing that one of them is actually an animagus.

Two cute foxes, one embarrassing rant (Harry/Fred/George, 1k, G) Fred and George needed a role of their own, even considering how they were Fred & George and not Fred and George. And, if no one had made the effort to recognize them, to distinguish them, they would have managed to be seen and noticed. At least that was his due to them. This didn't mean they wouldn't want to be appreciated for who they were.

Waiting for the Moon to Rise (Draco/Harry, 8.9, E) When Harry and Draco move into Grimmauld Place straight out of Hogwarts, the last person they expect to find taking up residence is Bill ‘divorced, dishevelled, and dangerous’ Weasley. But what if their new, furry little problem is the help they need to finally bring them closer? Stranger things have happened, Draco supposes.

Wings and Slings (Draco/Harry, 24k, T) After the war, Draco Malfoy decides to turn over a new leaf and in doing so, opens an animal sanctuary for sick and homeless magical creatures. Everything is going well, until he is given a feral herd of hippogriffs and has to ask for outside help to be able to get anywhere near them. Only, it's the very last person he would have asked for help from.

[basiatlu]

I couldn’t not draw him as every one I thought of ok?

[lemon-koii]

❛ ،其 ::Twisted wonderland family hcs

My headcanons and thoughts on what the twst cast's family is like

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Pt 2(Savanahclaw), Pt 3(Octavinelle & Scarabia), Pt 4(Pomefiore & Ignihyde), Pt 5(Diasomnia)

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒖𝒍

𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠

His parents are divorced sa thats why they dont get along well. His mother got full custody of him while his dad only got 2 hour visits every saturday

He has an little sister named who is a year younger than him. He doesnt know that he has a younger sister since his parents never told him and they got divorced after his sister was born a few months. Plus she lives with their father. She doesnt know about it too

His mother had him when she was 25 years old and his father was 27 years old

When he was a child he had mixed feelings about his father visiting him every once a week. His father is a "good" man. He's much more calm, less controlling and always have a pleasant smile on his face. But whenever he visits, it doesnt go Riddle's way of spending time with his father but, his mother and father arguing and screaming for 2 hours straight. Sometimes, his father only stays for 45 minutes or an hour

Now that his older, there's still a tiny hope in him to talk to his father. But he's scared since he was never close to him and if he tells his mother about the call

He once saw a picture of a baby with pure white hair in his mothers drawer and she got really mad and screamed at him so he never bought up the topic ever again. Although, he still wonders about it

𝑇𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟

He has 3 younger brothers a 1 younger sister. The first 2 are twins who are 4 years younger than him, the 3rd brother is 5 years younger and his sister is 7 years younger

Trey and his sister are the only ones in the family with magic. He got his UM at 12 years old and his sister got hers at 10 years old

His parents got married when they were 20 and meet eachother in their teens. Had Trey at the age of 28

His father is quite a care free and easy going but strict when needed type of dad.

After when Riddles mom went to their bakery shop to confront the parents, Trey's dad didnt got mad at him but told him to always stay in line and never stand out so that no trouble would get in his way again

The bakery have been past down frim the mothers side from Trey's great-grandmother, reasoning its popularity

The last name "Clover" came from his mother since she never changed her last name when she got married since she wanted to keep her family name

In general, the Clovers are a pretty normal family(except for Trey im sorry) so there not much to say about them

𝐶𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑

(We already know that he has two sisters and his father is a banker. As far as i know, he hasn't mentioned anything about his mother)

His mother used to be a model before she gave birth to his older sister. Now that she's jobless and finacially dependant on her husband. Which is spending them on clothes, products, alcohols, make up, designers and other things

Both his sisters go to a rich ass private school(NRC is better than theirs) that focuses more on sports

His sisters are slightly jealous that Cater has magic. Although they never really did anything about it except dumping their chores on him and telling him to use his UM to complete it all

His sisters always calls him, asking him how school is then proceds to ask about Vil. So does his mother

His father is a cold, patient, no-nonsence and well mannered type of person, although he's rarely home. If he is, he's either working on his office or sleeping. So Cater rarely spends time with him

There are 6 animals in their household since each of them have their own pets

Cater has 2 ferrets, named Cizy and Yena

His mother has a pomeranian, both his sisters have a British shorthair cat and his fathers has a Gecko

𝐷𝑒𝑢𝑐𝑒 𝑆𝑝𝑎𝑑𝑒

Since he was raised by his mom alone, im taking it that she gave birth to him when she was 18 years old from a night with her boyfriend(Deuces dad)

Both his parents used to be in gangs. His father was well respected and known in the delinquent community while his mother wasnt that much known but was still respected

They quited when they found out that they will be having a child(Deuce)

His father died before Deuce was born due to old delinquent enemies wanting revenge as they thought that he had gotten weak from his new domestic life

His fathers death affected his mother so much that Deuce's grandmother was the one who took care of Deuce when he was only 4 months old

Even after this, his mom stayed strong for Deuce and doesnt want gim to follow her's or his fathers footsteps. Which failed(ifykyk)

His mom was always busy when he was a child to provide for the both of them, so she would always hire a babysitter and occationaly, call Deuce's grandmother. Even so, she would still try as much as she can to spend time with him

But due to Duece growing up not being always spending time with his moma and his absent father, it led him to his delinquent life

𝐴𝑐𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑎

His family is suprisingly normal???

His mom is an accountant and his dad is a sea-man

While his brother is a profecional basketball player

His brother is 21 years old

Him and his brother are half siblings since his mother already had his older brother before she remarried and then Ace was born

Even if their only half related, they still treat eachother like real brother. His older bro would beat up anyone commenting anything bad about their family

His mom is a Filipina and his dad is british so Ace his half and while his brother is full Filipino

His mom is a loving and up to date with trends type of mom while his dad is...moody.

As much as Ace loves his dad, he cant help but feel his guard up whenever he's in the same room as him.

Ace doesnt like if to much good things happen to much since i gets his hopes up of having a good day but he knows that sooner or later that day that something bad will happen

Like, when he was joking and talking about basketball with his father. At first it was light hearted and jokes, then it turned to him getting lectured. Them as a family having a movie night turning into a silent fight between his parents.

Empty promises and him remembering peoples footsteps

Ace has trust issues due to this but doesnt show it. And he's good at acting about it too since no one ever noticed this

Ace and his cousins from his moms side get along really well unlike with his cousins from his dads side

He had a jejemon phase because of his brother and cousins. He would fake puke every time they mention anything about it

His mother was 27 when she met Ace's father who was 29 and his brother was 2 years old

Lived in the Philippines until he was 9 years old and they moved to the queendom of roses

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Apologies if there are any typos since english isnt my first language

(▪︎Pretend that Philippines is an existing country in Twst)

[azastr]

Inherited Promises

Draco Malfoy x Potter reader

Description : Y/n seeing her father and uncles in her boyfriend and his friends

I just feel like they are similar

we don't consider that rat as a Marauder

Y/n walked through the corridors of Hogwarts, her emerald green eyes scanning the familiar surroundings. It was a quiet afternoon, and most students were either in class or enjoying the outdoors. As she turned a corner, she caught sight of three figures ahead. Draco, Theo, and Blaise. The Slytherin trio. The Marauders, as she liked to think of them. 

Her heart skipped a beat as memories flooded her mind. Memories of her father, James Potter, and her uncles, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. The mischievous smiles, the pranks, the laughter. They were the Marauders, and now, Draco, Theo, and Blaise embodied that spirit. 

Draco, with his platinum blond hair glistening in the sunlight, stood tall and proud, exuding an air of confidence that mirrored her father's. His dark grey eyes twinkled mischievously, and his infamous smirk adorned his face. The sight of Draco stirred emotions within her that were both familiar and comforting. As she watched him banter with Theo and Blaise, Y/n's heart warmed, drawing comparisons between Draco and her dad, who was known as Prongs during his time at Hogwarts.  

Theo, with his shaggy black hair and a glint of mischief in his eyes, mirrored Sirius, her Godfather in both appearance and demeanor. His carefree nature and quick wit were reminiscent of the legendary troublemaker, and the way he interacted with Draco brought a smile to Y/n's face. Just like Padfoot, Theo had a knack for finding trouble and bringing laughter to their lives.  

Blaise, with his refined features, calm demeanor and wise eyes, was a mirror of her uncle Moony, a werewolf with a golden heart. His thoughtful nature and loyalty were apparent in the way he stood by Draco's side, just as Remus had stood by her father and Sirius during their time as the Marauders. In her heart, Y/n knew she could always count on Blaise, just as her parents had relied on Uncle Remus. 

Lost in her thoughts, Y/n felt a surge of nostalgia and affection. They were her family now, her brothers in every sense of the word. The past animosity between her and Draco seemed like a distant memory. They had grown, changed, and love had blossomed where hatred once thrived. 

Draco turned his head, his gaze meeting hers, and a slow smile spread across his face. "There's my love," he said, his voice filled with affection. "Come join us." 

Y/n's heart fluttered at his endearment, and she walked over to him, her steps light and graceful. She couldn't resist teasing him, a playful glint in her eyes. "Well, well, ferret. Causing trouble with your friends?" 

Draco chuckled, wrapping an arm around her waist and pulling her close. "Always," he replied, his voice filled with pride. "But I believe we're the charming kind of troublemakers." 

Theo and Blaise laughed, joining in the banter. "You know it, Y/n/n," Theo said, a mischievous spark in his eyes. "We've got a reputation to uphold." 

Y/n's smile widened, her heart swelling with warmth. As she stood beside Draco, she couldn't help but feel a sense of belonging. She looked at him, her eyes filled with affection, and whispered, "Ferret, sometimes I can't help but think of my dad and uncles when I see you and your friends. Just like them always up to no good, but with hearts full of loyalty and love. It's like they've been reborn in all of you."  

Draco's smirk softened, and he entwined his fingers with hers. "They were legends, Y/n. And if I can even come close to being half the man your father was, I'll consider myself lucky." 

They all went to the Great Hall and settled down. The Sorting Hat began its song, and Y/n's attention shifted to the first years being sorted into their Houses. But even as the sorting continued, she couldn't shake the feeling that her father's spirit lived on in the halls of Hogwarts, embodied by Draco and his friends. 

Throughout the evening, as Y/n reunited with her fellow Y/H and settled into her dormitory, her mind kept drifting back to Draco and the Slytherin trio. She knew their journey together wouldn't be without challenges, just like her parents' relationship had faced its fair share of obstacles. But she also knew that love could conquer even the deepest divides. 

As she lay in bed, Y/n let the memories of her father, his friends, and her own journey with Draco wash over her. Together, they were the next generation of mischief-makers, weaving their own story within the hallowed walls of Hogwarts. And as they carried on the legacy of the Marauders, love and friendship intertwined, Y/n knew that she was exactly where she was meant to be. 

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[sailtomarina]

A Christmas Wish for Two (Blaise, Not Included)

Draco x Hermione | @hp-yuletide-bliss Day 5: “Do you even hear yourself?!” | WC 1489 | Rating: M (very brief sexual humor)

“Pretty please?”

She batted her eyelashes in her best imitation of every other witch she’d seen, but Draco had also seen it all. His jaw tightened and he continued to stare down at her with a frosty gaze. He looked like some kind of ice king with his sharp features and pale coloring, but the effect was partially ruined by the spot of fudge at the corner of his mouth.

“Absolutely not.”

He scowled when she reached up to swipe the chocolate off his face, but his eyes softened as she proceeded to lick the confection off of her fingertips. Hermione had tried to butter him up by treating him to a new chocolate cake recipe she’d gotten from Pans. As expected, the man had inhaled the slice she’d cut him in as few bites as possible for someone with impeccable manners like his.

“I’ll make it worth your while,” she purred, sliding her palms up his chest to thread her fingers into his hair. She admired the flex in his chest, the heavy swallow that revealed how affected he was by her even after years together as a couple. A gentle tug to the nape of his neck had him bending forward, lips reaching for purchase. Surely, she had him now.

But, of course not. He brushed right past her attempted kiss to murmur into her ear. “I am not spending Christmas Day with the Weasel.”

“Draco!” she smacked him for emphasis. “Do you even hear yourself? You hate it when Ronald says ‘ferret’, so you should know better than to keep up that childish insult.”

He retaliated with a nip to the lobe of her ear, then swirled the tip of his tongue against the sensitive spot just behind it. Hermione’s knees buckled at the sensation, and it was only his arms wrapped around her waist that prevented her from collapsing against him.

“I,” nip, “don’t,” lick, “care,” nibble, “what he,” bite, “says.” He sucked hard against the crook of her neck at the last word, leaving what would undoubtedly be a dark bruise.

Even if it was true that he didn’t retaliate anymore to verbal jabs, that didn’t mean she condoned the name-calling between what was essentially two of her favorite families–the Weasleys and, by relation, former Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs, on one side, and her boyfriend and his circle of former Slytherins on the other. Their Hogwarts days were far behind them, and the years had proven progressive with several measures passed to improve Muggle-Wizarding relations and ensure equal rights for magical creatures and beings. Morale was high and the future looked promising.

If only Hermione could get her loved ones all in one place.

She wasn’t quite ready to fully explain to Draco why it was so important to her to connect what essentially felt still like strongly opposing forces. They’d been dating for long enough that she was starting to want more, and that meant reconciliation if they were going to someday take that next step.

So when Harry and Ginny invited Theo Nott into their relationship, she wholeheartedly supported them. If anyone could convince Draco to relent on his isolationist stance, it was Theo.

“Don’t you want to support your best friend’s relationship? It will be Theo’s first Christmas at the Burrow. I’m sure he’d appreciate having you be there, if only so you can both brood handsomely by the fireplace.”

She yelped at the swift swat to her tush, the sting quickly subsiding to a pleasant warmth.

“I knew you had a thing for Theo,” he teased her.

She hummed in agreement, but wasn’t going to let him off that easily.

“Theo’s fit, but I think Blaise might be more my type. I bet he wouldn't be adverse to coming along for the entertainment.”

Her boyfriend jerked backwards to narrow his eyes at her, and she fought back a giggle to school her expression into one of genuine interest. Draco might control himself well enough around others, but with her, he had very little restraint. She could read every twitch of his eyes and lips.

“Are you expressing your interest in Blaise?” he asked incredulously. “You do realize he’s just as infamous as his mother is, don’t you?”

“Well, you’d be there, too, I hope, to make sure things don’t get…dangerous.” She shrugged her eyebrows suggestively and nearly burst out laughing at the nearly constipated look he got as he swelled up in indignation.

“Absolutely not! We are not inviting Blaise of all people into our bedroom. Theo, maybe–”

Hermione made note of that admission. She’d revisit it another day if everyone was amenable.

“—but, frankly, I don’t want anybody but you.”

Her heart fluttered at the declaration. Should she just tell him her real reason for wanting to go?

They hadn’t strictly spoken about marriage to one another just yet, though certain suggestive futures had been tossed out at seemingly random times. Things like, “oh, wouldn’t that be a lovely home to grow into?” and what was undoubtedly a bit of a breeding kink nearly every time they made love. That was a part of their relationship that had also never faded, only increasing in fervor as time went on.

“I don’t actually want anybody else, either, Draco,” she confessed, her hand sliding forward to brush a thumb across his lips. 

“Then let’s just spend the day together like we usually do, just the two of us, that damn cat, and all of the horrid eggnog you’d like.”

She was so, so, tempted to cave. A day just for them to curl up together sounded perfect, actually. If it were literally any other day, she’d say ‘yes’ in a heartbeat.

Hermione gazed up into his eyes, taking in the way his eyebrows sloped downward in a plea, how the curve of his lips perfectly fit his angled jaw sharp enough to cut glass, the way his platinum locks nearly fell into his eyes when he angled down to look at her, which was often. Not once in their relationship had she ever felt neglected or unloved. He could drive her spare, yes, had a terrible habit of leaving his dinner plate at the table and walking away like he expected their nonexistent Elves to take care of cleaning up, and dogeared his books no matter how many bookmarks she discreetly placed everywhere.

She couldn’t imagine a future anymore without him in it–he filled her heart, tethered her soul, and challenged her mind every single moment of every single day. She realized she didn’t tell him how much she loved him nearly enough.

“I love you,” she whispered, “and, I want all my other loved ones to see just how much, so that when the time comes, they’ll be there for us when we announce it in the most binding way possible.” Her heart pounded low in her ears like a heavy drum.

His face transformed with each word, the playful pout fading as his lips parted and breath stuttered. He sucked in air and blinked rapidly. “Are you asking me to marry you?”

She huffed a laugh but quickly stifled it at the look that passed over his face. “Not officially, no, but I am voicing my intention for the future. It could be as soon as tomorrow. It could be a year from now, maybe even ten. Whenever we’re both ready.”

The brief wrinkle in his brow smoothed away as his mouth finally curved upward. This time it was he that cupped her face in his cool hands to scan what felt like every single feature of her face from her chin to the top of her curly head. She wouldn’t be surprised if he knew exactly how many freckles numbered there given the amount of times he’d stared at her in just the same manner.

“I suppose I ought to make peace, then, if I want my Christmas wish to come true.”

Did he mean what she suspected?

“I’ll come with you to the Burrow,” he continued, “as long as you make sure to come save me at a moment’s notice, our usual signal.”

“You don’t expect me to stick to your side the whole time?” she said teasingly, remembering how he’d requested just that at past gatherings with her friends.

He shook his head, fingers tightening slightly against her jaw. “I’m a reformed wizard with a happy future on the line. I better act like it.”

Finally, he bent down to her, nose brushing against hers on one side, then the other, just a whisper of his lips playing atop hers before he sucked the lower, lathing his tongue across the surface  before deepening the kiss. One hand slid into the thick of her hair, gripping firmly in a possessive claim, one she adored and reciprocated in kind whenever possible, which, if wishes did indeed come true this year, would be everyday for the rest of their lives.

Cross-posted on Tumblr and AO3

He absolutely does mean what she suspects. My imagination has him asking her to marry him Christmas morning, which he'd meant to do even before this discussion.

What do you think their secret signal is? Perhaps a debonair brush of his hair? A key phrase loudly said?

[dumbkatsu]

Hi ! I love your blog ! I was wondering if you could do a relationship hcs with Xie Lian and fem reader ? (You can add nsfw if you want!) Bye bye !^^

Hello! Thank you so much for your kind words <3.

Of course! Some (Xie Lian x fem reader) hcs coming right up! This time it’s more of a modern AU

Alright so starting right up with Xie Lian definitely being the type to never letting you carry heavy stuff, weather it is your bag or groceries or shopping bags.

Also when grocery shopping he’s like those dads that if there’s something on sale he’ll buy almost the entire thing. Like he decides which brand to buy by checking which one has the cheapest price for Kg.

Honestly most of your dates consist of eating tasty food with a nice view.

You guys go to gardens,natural parks,drive up to the beach and end up eating Chick-fil-A enjoying each other’s company.

Tried to win you a prize on a claw machine but got the wrong prize.

You still keep it though. Safe in your memories box.

He likes holding hands in public and occasionally sneaks in a kiss on you cheek.

He’s the best at comforting you in your tough times. He guides you and  tries to help you find the solution by your own means. If you ask for his opinion or advice he’ll earnestly and candidly give it to you.

And he’s always down for cuddle and hug time! He doesn’t really care if you’re clingy as long as it’s in private.

You guys tried to buy each other’s clothes once and he bought you such cute outfits! Pastel socks, bucket hats, overalls all that stuff.

You decided to change his grandpacore a bit and when he saw you drool over him he gets very blushy blushy shy. It’s adorable.

You guys either adopt a frog or a ferret.

He's a plant dad too. But he mostly has cacti bcs they're easier to keep.

He makes the best french toast ever. the rest he needs help desperately.

Nothing beats waking up in the morning and smelling the scent of french toast your lovely boyfriend is preparing while wearing your apron. 

You always have breakfast together.

on the weekends you guys chill together drinking tea and reading books. Either each one has a book or you’re reading to each other. All while lounging together on the sofa.

I don’t wanna be too cliche or obvious but Xie Lian would be those people that know about ancient civilization battle tactics.

It’s very nice to see him talking about something he loves so much tbh. 

He definitely has played last of us and assassins creed. He loves those types of games.

He definitely uses 3 in one shampoo

NSFW hc:

So I’m an avid dom xl advocate

So there’s that

I do hc that he enjoys being tied up though, that sense deprivation kink if you know what I mean  :)

He is a gentler dom though. I feel like’s the type to focus only on your pleasure before his own.

Although he looses it when you give him a blowjob. 

When your sweet doe eyes look at him he needs to control himself or else you’ll have him cum early on.

With you though he’ll eat your pussy like a staved man istg

He’s a bit messy though. In the start he’s very nervous and excited (especially when he hears your sweet sweet moans calling out to him) 

But then he strats getting into the groove. Your grip and tugs on his hair urging him on.

He lowkey wants you to sit on his face. He doesn’t matter if his jaw goes partially numb he wants to taste all of you.

He is a huuge groper. He grabs on as much as he can get, he’ll grab your soft belly, your hips, your tits you name it.

Seeing you jiggle while he’s pleasuring you and looking at your fucked out face turns him on even more.

He always makes sure he has protection. 

He doesn’t have much experience, but to compensate, he is a fast learner so the first time you guys sleep together it was more of him discovering your body and finding the most pleasurable ways to worship it and make you feel good.

Best aftercare ever. He brings you water and even some snacks if you ask for it.

And as always lots and lots of cuddles <3

His feet are super cold though 

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Batfam Fics

This is pretty much just all the Damian Wayne/Jon Kent and Jason Todd/Roy Harper fics I like on Ao3

Jayroy

AO3 is Flooded With Arsenal/Jason Todd and It's All Your Fault by xxELF21xx 

~The Internet has a new favourite ship, Jason and Roy watch the world burn.~

ladies and gentlemen will you please stand by bittlebarnes (monroesherlock)Fandoms:

~“Roy and I are getting married,” Jason blurts, and it’s like the entire room stops.

Dick reaches over to slap Bruce on the back because he’s fucking choking on his dinner, but Bruce waves him off and finally swallows.

“What ? Jason, no, you’re not. Why would you say something like that?”~

If your real dad isn't present store bought is fine by Here_we_go

~“Daddy!” the voice screams and suddenly something collides with Jason’s legs. He looks down, it’s a child, black hair, brown eyes, tiny little overalls and a tiny little backpack. She’s clinging to his legs and she’s definitely talking to him.

What the shit?

“See?" She shouts pointing, "My daddy's here now and he's going to fuck you up!"~

Lies That Were Never Told by evilly_laughing

~“You’re the straight brother.”“Oh?” Well that’s news to Jason, a very queer individual with a boyfriend.~

Things My Heart Used to Know by poisonivory

~Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne's beloved adopted son, was kidnapped when he was fifteen. He was never found. Six years later, Roy Harper runs across a very familiar face, three thousand miles from Gotham. "Jay" has no last name, no memory, and no reason to believe he's a potential heir to Gotham's largest fortune. But with Bruce Wayne offering a five million dollar reward to anyone who can bring his son home, Roy and Jay figure it might be worth teaming up to claim the money, even if Jay is only a fraud.~

Call Roy by Rulerofyouall

~Jason gets shot while helping the Bats on a mission. He asks them to call Roy before passing out, and the Batfamily learns that their relationship is a bit closer than any of them had thought.~

i'm done with this heartache, i'm done with the demons, can't wait to be normal, right after this weekend by tommyshepherdd (gaysupersoldiers)

~As he loomed over Jason’s bed, trying to figure out his course of action, Roy opened his eyes. He immediately went wide eyed and attempted to shrink away from him. “I expect to see you at breakfast.” Bruce told him solemnly, turning on one heel to leave dramatically.~

Daddy Daddy (If You Could Only See) by poisonivory

~Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen are two of the wealthiest and most famous men in the country - and oh yeah, they hate each other. Their sons, Jason Todd and Roy Harper, are the black sheep of their respective families and tabloid darlings. But when Roy suggests they pretend to date to stir up the paparazzi and piss off their dads, he doesn't expect himself to start falling for Jason for real.~

Damijon

About Last Night by desolationofzara

~Damian groaned miserably and ran his hand down his face. Something cool slid against his skin in contrast to his warm hand. Damian forced himself to open his eyes and he blinked blearily up at his hand. There was a simple silver band with a line of tiny sapphires going all the way around it."When the hell did I ever own this ring?" Damian thought, closing his eyes and massaging his throbbing temples~

'Cause I Made My Mind Up You're Going to Be Mine by poisonivory

~Jon’s heart started pounding so hard he would have been concerned if he’d heard it in a regular human’s chest. “Are you saying that you’ve been courting me?”Damian’s brow furrowed. “Yes, obviously.” “Obviously?” Jon echoed. “When did...how? What was the courtship part?” And how had he missed it? This was so unfair.~

It Wouldn't Be Make Believe (If You Believed In Me) by poisonivory

~When Damian traces the source of a lethal new party drug to Metropolis University, it only makes sense to go undercover as a student to ferret out the culprits. He doesn't expect to run into Met U student Jon Kent, and he definitely doesn't expect to get mistaken for Jon's boyfriend. But hey, what harm could it do to play along?~

Dami... an Wayne? by Lizabeth_Shabow

~Jon's friends try to figure out who his secret boyfriend is.~

#SoftRobin by mistolez

~Damian is unexpectedly left alone in Gotham for a month as the rest of the batfamily are busy elsewhere. It is during this time that Gotham gets to know and fall in love with their youngest vigilante (and a hero from Metropolis too, urgh).~

Misc. 

Uh, Batman? That’s Rā’s al Ghûl by Taxi_Cab_To_Slowtown 

~“I propose the League have a family day here at the Watchtower this weekend. Open to all the families of our heroes who know their identities and who you are willing to introduce to the rest of the team. It’ll be to encourage team bonding and to allow stronger relationships to be formed between the League member’s families.” The Justice League were going to get more than they bargained for.~