#for the love of god if i see these anywhere else i'll go crazy don't touch em! call me a gatekeeper but mf these are for me

[symlrising]

HA nevermind here's the actual hatchery graphics I've made >:3c

Silverlight Hatchery graphics 2.0 - by syml #653421

[berryz-writes]

Mattheo x Hufflepuff reader

Before you even start dating his eyes always follow you around, looking at the way you smile at almost everything, your laughter, the way you cross your arms when your angry. Everything.

He doesn't realise he's basically in love with you so when you get partnered together he doesn't know what the excitement and happiness he's feeling is

This is the first time you've really noticed Mattheo because otherwise he was just another Slytherin for you

But once you do notice him, my god do you think he's hot. His chocolate eyes? Those gorgeous curls? The smirk? Yeah your fucking done for

Your in potions together and your stirring the wrong way but Mattheo doesn't want to say anything because of the cute look of concentration on your face.

Instead he looks down at you and takes the stirrer from you "It's this way sweetheart"

Oh my fucking god. When you hear his teasing words, and the word sweetheart your literally melting on the spot. Your cheeks are bright pink and your basically blushing like crazy

He LOVES teasing you about your height "Your like half of me" "I could easily pick you up" "Your so cute when you shout at me from down there"

Sometimes his teasing gets to you so you decide ignoring him is the best option. Of course that lasts a good 5 minutes "Look at me when I'm talking to you" "Don't think ignoring me is getting you anywhere, princess"

Once you can basically class yourselves as friends Mattheo asks you to come to the quidditch game wearing his jersey

"Come on sweetheart. I need my biggest supporter there" His eyes are wide and pleading so who are you to say no?

Of course after Slytherin win your so happy you give him a hug and god is he shocked. Like so shocked that he doesn't even hug you back.

"Sorry I...I was just happy for you" You back away awkwardly but Mattheo is finally realising how much he loves you

How much he loves staying up sneaking into each others dorms to finish homework together

Going into the kitchen for a midnight snack and seeing you on the way too

Getting you your first detention ever because you were talking way too loudly with Mattheo

After this realisation hits him, you have your first kiss in the middle of the fucking quidditch pitch but luckily everyone's mostly gone

"God I can't get enough of you" "I promise I'll treat you right darling" "Let me prove to you how much I love you"

Literally him rambling and waiting for u to say yes after he asks you out, slightly stressing because you haven't said anything (stressing a lot acc)

Once your dating he does not leave your side. He is so so so fucking protective of you like it's unreal

"Just because you didn't want to be mean doesn't mean I don't want to punch the shit out of him"

Whenever you walk down corridors he loves having his arm around your waist or holding your hand

To you he is the fucking funniest man on this earth, the little comments and sarcastic remarks always have you smiling and trying not to laugh or else it'll get to his head

Also he loves giving you his hoodies to wear because their like dresses on you at this point because of your height (their also super comfy which is why you end up stealing them)

You also can't lie to him. He can get anything out of you once he flashes those chocolate brown eyes at you

[ruthlessrps]

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 (𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟕) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. - feel free to make any adjustments as necessary!

"what is the measure of a true hero?"

"will you listen to him?"

"lighten up, dude."

"i'll take it from here, darling."

"it was a nasty place."

"behave yourself."

"look how cute he is."

"he's strong. like his dad."

"keep those away from the baby."

"let the kid have a little fun."

"is this an audience or a mosaic?"

"there's the little sunspot."

"i regrettably have a full time gig."

"you'll work yourself to death."

"i know you know."

"did you cut your hair or something? you look fabulous."

"my fate is in your lovely hands."

"okay, fine, fine. i'm cool, i'm fine."

"how do you kill a god?"

"perhaps they've answered our prayers."

"that boy is a menace."

"he's too dangerous to be around normal people."

"he didn't mean any harm. he's just a kid."

"i'm warning you. keep that freak away from here."

"you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you."

"i try to fit in, i just can't."

"i feel like i really don't belong here."

"i have often dreamed of a far-off place."

"this is where i'm meant to be."

"i know every mile will be worth my while."

"i would go almost anywhere to feel like i belong."

"it's the symbol of the gods."

"you're old enough now to know the truth."

"how do you become a true hero?"

"i will please the gods."

"you sure this is the right place?"

"haven't you ever had a dream?"

"come inside. i want to show you something."

"every single one of those bums let me down."

"dreams are for rookies."

"i'm different from those other guys."

"i'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again."

"i'm down to one last hope."

"you're not exactly a dream come true."

"you'll have to do."

"now that's more like it!"

"you want a road test? saddle up, kid."

"not so fast, sweetheart."

"i'm a damsel, i'm in distress, i can handle this."

"what are you doing? get your sword."

"a hero's only as good as his weapon."

"is wonderboy here for real?"

"at least i beat him, didn't i?"

"did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"

"are you always this articulate?"

"who are you calling a rodent?"

"he comes on with his innocent farm boy routine, but i can see through that in a new york minute."

"people here are nuts because they live in a city of turmoil."

"it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero."

"i have this terrible fear of heights."

"try to be a little bit more careful next time."

"i don't think we covered this one in basic training."

"you gotta admit - that was pretty heroic."

"he was so hot steam looked cool."

"everybody's got a weakness."

"there is nothing you can't do."

"it's great to see you. i missed you."

"you sound like you could use a break."

"i didn't know playing hooky could be so much fun."

"wonderboy, you are perfect."

"when i was a kid i would've given anything to be exactly like everybody else."

"you're the most amazing person i've ever met."

"when i'm with you i don't feel so alone."

"i would never ever hurt you."

"let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this."

"that's it. next time, i drive."

"no man is worth the aggravation."

"get yourself another girl. i'm through."

"i can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy."

"people are gonna get hurt, aren't they?"

"now you know how it feels to be just like everyone else."

"i know what i did was wrong, but this isn't about me."

"if you don't help him now, he'll die."

"people always do crazy things when they're in love."

[slut4hoon]

angry | jakehoon.

pairing: jakehoon x female reader.

you knew sunghoon was jealous and capable of anything when he saw jake with someone else, it was kind of fun to provoke him and see his face when you approached jake.

of course, acting like a fucking whore with him was just that, fun.

until one night that you came to the unniversity and heard sunghoon and jake arguing, you didn't care until you heard your name and walked over to the bedroom door so you could listen.

"i don't like you getting close to her"

"she's the one approaching me sunghoon, what do you want me to do?"

"tell her to move away before your dick ends up in his mouth"

"are you saying i want to fuck her?"

"i can see that, don't try to fool me"

"i'm not going to continue this discussion"

"come here"

you heard the noise of the bed and a complaint from jake, you got a little worried so you decided to enter the room without thinking.

jake was lying on the bed while sunghoon didn't let him get up, they both looked at you and when you looked at sunghoon you let out a "i'm sorry" and wanted to head to the door but you felt sunghoon grab you by the neck.

"you're not going anywhere, you're staying here too"

"are you both going to stop acting like two fucking whores or do i have to teach right now?"

you looked at jake and before you said anything he spoke.

"stop love, we already understood it's not going to happen again right y/n?"

"kiss her"

"what?"

jake looked at his boyfriend confused, he was making a scene of jealousy over you and now he say that?

"what you heard, i want you to kiss her"

you both sat on the bed and under sunghoon's watchful eyes both kissed, a kiss full of desire.

"touch him, i know how much you want to fuck my boyfriend so touch him"

you bit your lip and the situation was starting to heat up, jake looked at you and you did what sunghoon told you, you touched jake under his shirt and kissed again.

"god, so slut"

sunghoon approached the bed and lay between both, breaking the kiss, you looked at him and he asked you to touch him the same way you were touching jake.

and you did it, then he took off his shirt and when jake started sucking on his nipple you felt so wet, the scene was so hot for your eyes.

"suck the other little slut, if you make me feel good maybe then i'll let you fuck my boyfriend"

sunghoon let out moans as you and jake sucked on his nipples, you felt him caress your hair as he threw his head back.

"fuck this feels so good"

"could you cum just like this love?"

the way jake looked at sunghoon after asking him that made you let out a moan, you were going to start touching yourself because you couldn't take it anymore but sunghoon grabbed your hand.

"not pretty, me first"

sunghoon unzipped his pants and when he was left in just his underwear he put your hand on his bulge, you could feel how hard he was.

"take it, it's all yours"

you looked at jake and he nodded while biting his lip. you pulled down sunghoon's underwear and gave him a lick before you started sucking him.

sunghoon moaned and jake stroked your hair as he watched the hot way you sucked on his boyfriend's dick.

"god, you do it so well you fucking whore."

jake kissed his boyfriend and when you looked up you could see the way they were kissing, damn you were so wet and when jake started pushing your head so sunghoon could fuck your mouth you felt like you could explode right there.

"fuck just like that, god your mouth feels so good on my fucking dick you fucking whore... fuck... god i'm going to cum don't stop"

"do it love, all in her mouth"

you felt the thick liquid in your mouth when sunghoon came and you swallowed it all, a couple of tears in your eyes and the way jake grabbed you by the neck to kiss you was the hottest thing sunghoon could have ever seen, he could came again right there.

"you both are so pretty that drive me crazy"

while you continued kissing jake, you felt sunghoon get behind you and start touching your cunt over the fabric of your shorts. that made you moan and when he moved the fabric and finally felt how wet you were, you couldn't take it and leaned your head back on his shoulder while he rubbed your clit and jake pulled up your shirt to start sucking your tits.

"fuck, so wet"

"that feels really good sunghoon"

"yes? do you like it? who did you get like that? me or for my boyfriend fucking whore? mmh?"

"both, both... god... fuck yes don't stop..."

"damn dirty whore, i'm going to fuck you until you beg me to stop because you can't take it anymore."

jake continued sucking your tits while sunghoon took off your shorts and underwear, jake did the same with his t-shirt and pants that were already beginning to tighten because of how hard he were.

"fuck i'm so hard, i can't take it anymore"

you saw that jake was going to start masturbating but sunghoon stopped him and grabbed your head to direct it towards his boyfriend's dick.

"put it in your fucking mouth right now"

you got on four on the bed while sucking jake's cock and sunghoon got back behind you while caressing your back and slapping your ass.

"just like that you fucking whore, suck my boyfriend's dick and make him cum on your face, come on"

you felt another smack on your ass and that was making you even more horny, jake moaned as he grabbed your hair.

"god... i'm close, fuck..."

"do it in his face, i want to see that"

"fuck i can't take it anymore, her mouth feels so good... god... i'm close fuck fuck fuck"

jake took his cock out of your mouth and started jerking off while cumming on your face, sunghoon gave you another smack on your ass and with your thumb you put some of jake's cum into your mouth and swallowed it.

"god... you're so hot"

"lie down, both of you"

you and jake lay down next to each other and sunghoon spread your legs, when you felt his tongue on your wet cunt you arched your back and clenched the bed sheet.

"fuck...sunghoon"

"i want too"

you watched jake next to sunghoon and now they were both between your legs, sunghoon sucking your cunt while jake touched your clit and sent absolute pleasure throughout your body, you were in fucking heaven.

"god... it feels so good, fuck both of you are so pretty... please"

"i want you to cum in my mouth"

"fuck... like that, god... don't stop, it feels so good, i'm so fucking close"

you came in sunghoon's mouth and when he kissed jake and they both shared your essence you touch your tits, you couldn't take it anymore, you needed them both inside you.

"what happen pretty? are you desperate?"

"please... i need both of you so bad"

"come here pretty"

sunghoon put you on top of him and you rubbed against his cock, you needed him so much.

"she's really desperate love, fuck her look at the face she makes"

"i was going to let her fuck you first but seeing how desperate she is we can do it together, would you like that or not you fucking whore?"

sunghoon slapped you and you nodded while biting your lip, sunghoon settled into your wet cunt and you finally felt his cock inside you.

you ride him as the room was filled with moans and the noise of the bed, jake stood behind you and licked his fingers before getting ready, you could feel your wet asshole.

"can i now pretty?"

"please jake...please i want to have both of you"

jake began to fuck your ass while sunghoon grabbed your waist and continued fucking your cunt.

"god, feels so fucking good...fuck"

"fuck you're so tight"

"god... my fucking dick feels so good in your ass"

"choke me jake, please"

jake grabbed your neck as the three of you moaned from the pleasure and how good everything felt.

"i'm close, god... don't stop, move like that just like that"

"i want both of you to cum inside me please"

"so fucking whore"

jake slapped you while you felt sunghoon came in your cunt and a few minutes later jake did the same in your ass.

"that was amazing"

"fuck yeah"

sunghoon was breathing heavily, trying to control his breathing again while jake did the same and placed small kisses on your neck.

"we should make him angry more often"

you giggled as you both looked at sunghoon who leaned against the back of the bed.

"do it and next time i'll fuck you both together"

oh, jake and you definitely would.

[peacheeeliz]

011. hurry up we're hungry (1k wc)

“Thank you all for joining today, and I hope you enjoyed the stream!” You speak towards your camera, waving goodbye to chat with a sweet smile. “See you guys on Wednesday for the fourth session of empires!”

You say a few more goodbyes before you finally shut down the stream, letting out a sigh. Playing with Yuyu went great, and you had a lot more fun than you thought you would. But after streaming for about five hours with him, you were ready to hit the sack and sleep until noon tomorrow. You're about to just walk away from your desk completely before a deep chuckle brings you from your sleep-filled thoughts.

“Feeling tired?” He questions. You totally forgot you were still on call with him, as he kept quiet while you did your outro.

“Yeah, a little,” you answer, laughing softly. “But, knowing me, I'll probably just be lying in my bed for hours, scrolling through TikTok.”

He lets out another laugh at that comment, “same, not gonna lie.”

You smile softly at his laughter, leaning back in your chair. “If you're not in any rush to head to bed,” you start, playing with the wire of your headphones. “Would you mind maybe chatting for a bit?” He falls silent for a bit, and you continue before he has a chance to answer. “Just because it feels like we don't know each other that well, is all. Want you to feel more comfortable with me, despite the whole war going on and stuff.”

“I'd love to,” he responds, and you can almost hear the smile in his voice. “I don't really know anyone on the server that well, to be honest, so I kinda needed this.”

“Not even Yeonjun?” You ask, hearing a quiet ‘nuh-uh’ as your answer. “I'm surprised seeing as he invited you to join the smp.”

“I think it's just because I'm another popular streamer, honestly,” Yuyu answers truthfully, and you hear the shuffle of his shoulders shrugging.

“But you're not just any other popular streamer. You're obviously more than that,” you tell him, a small frown forming on your lips. “How did you even start streaming? You started just over a year ago, right?”

“Yeah, July last year,” he tells her, finally smiling as he reminisces about that time. “I always played Valorant, you know, it's been my favorite game ever since it came out. So, when my friend suggested streaming in my downtime, it actually sounded really interesting.”

“You don't stream all that often, though,” you note. “You must not have a lot of downtime?”

He lets out a pained laugh at that, “you got that right. My job is pretty demanding,” he pauses for a moment. “But, I really enjoy it. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.”

You smile at that, “that's really sweet.”

“I mean, that's how you feel about streaming, no?” He questions. “That's what I'm assuming, anyway. You stream a lot more than me, and it seems like you really enjoy doing it.”

“Yeah, I guess you're right,” you respond with a small nod, despite the fact that he can't see it. “God, I've been streaming for so long. It's not really a job for me anymore. You know? Like I can just hop on stream, play silly games with my friends, and it keeps me stable on top of all of that. It's crazy to see how far I've come and how far we've all come.”

“Yeah, you started way back when, huh?” He jokes, laughing through his nose. “Six years ago, right? Sorry, I have a friend who's a big fan, so I know a lot more than it might seem.”

“Aww, you do?” You tease, leaning forward once again to rest your chin on your hand. “I'd love to meet him one day.”

“Trust me, you do not,” he warns. “He's already threatened to crash my stream today. Almost disowned me after I killed you during the first empires session.”

You let out a soft chuckle, “that's cute. Come on, it won't be that bad if we just talk for a bit, you tell him, drawing out a couple of words.

He shakes his head lightly, “I'll think about it, alright? But I really don't think you two will be a good duo,” he starts, hearing your exaggerated gasp through his headphones. “He's crazy, and you're…. also crazy.”

“Wooow,” you exclaim, letting out a pained laugh. “Says the one who just blew me up the other day.”

“Hey, hey, that,” he pauses, chuckling. “That was an accident. I really did think Soobin was going to walk in first.”

“Oh, I'm so sorry for foiling your plans by walking into my building first,” you say, rolling your eyes. “Thank you for rebuilding it, though. Very sweet of you,” you tease, smiling softly.

You can just tell he's rolling his eyes in response, “it was the right thing to do, after killing you what? Three times now?”

“Even more if you count the Among Us stream,” you comment, giggling.

“Damn, I owe you big time, don't I?” He replies, sighing. “I'll make it up to you whenever you ask.”

Before you can respond, you hear a muffled voice coming from your headphones. Yuyu gives a quick ‘sorry,’ before responding to who you assume is his roommate. You sit there quietly, trying your best not to listen in or interrupt the two.

“Sorry, forgot I had plans with a few of my friends after the stream,” he comes back to you, frowning that your time together was cut short.

“No, it's all good, don't worry,” you tell him. “Go hang out with your friends, have fun.”

“Thanks for understanding,” he says, smiling. He hesitates, but doesn’t forget to tell you: “We should, uhm, do this again sometime. It was nice.”

You smile as well, “we should. I'm here whenever, alright?” You respond. “Well, unless Sungchan pulls me away. He gets a little jealous when others get more attention than him.” His deep chuckle rings through your ears again. “Talk to you later, Yuyu.”

“Yeah, talk to you later, Y/N,” he replies, waiting until you leave the call to finally close out of the app. He leans back in his chair again, smiling to himself.

synopsis ⤏ you're trying to peacefully build your starter house on the empires server when your neighbor so rudely (accidentally) kills you, starting the biggest war on the server just one day in.

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[starry-bi-sky]

I'm slowly becoming obsessed with the childhood friends au and it's mostly bc of something you said in the tags of an ask lol. you mentioned that they weren't soulmates they were something better. that they were two balls of yarn they batted around until they were intertwined, that they chose and continue to choose to be as close as two souls can be.

it's so poetic, the idea that fate has nothing to do with it. they looked at each other and said this is it, that's the one. It makes me think of so many different quotes but here's just a few. Hozier "lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body I'll crawl home to her (him)" or like patroclus saying that if Achilles were to die that "all things soft and beautiful would be buried with him" and poor Danny grieving so long and so hard because "what is grief if not love perserving?" when you're in love with someone, that person is the lighthouse of your universe and to lose them is to be thrown to a tempestuous sea.

and thinking of their reunion makes me feel a little crazy too cause I see what you've been plotting and it just makes me think of how their relationship is going to be at first. like here's a person that you love so deeply and it's been so long since you've seen them and you've both changed since. will they click back together seemingly effortlessly? attached at the hip for a bit because they're both/or one is scared of being separated again? or will there be some friction for a while while they try to realign their pieces to fit together, to figure out what's different and what's practically the same? "you are a language I am no longer fluent in but still remember how to read"

sorry for rambling, I love them your honor.

🫵 DONT YOU DARE APOLOGIZE FOR RAMBLING I LOVE GETTING RAMBLING ASKS. AND SAME.

There was this one sound on tiktok that I heard that reminded me of them, and I just went and found it, and it goes: "I would recognize you in another lifetime entirely in different bodies, different times, and i would love you in all of this. Until the very last star in the sky burnt out into oblivion." and the first time i heard it i literally thought "this is CFAU Danny and Jason"

AND YEAH THEY JUST. I love devoted characters, i love when characters are so deeply devoted and loyal to each other its like you can't imagine them being anywhere else but at each other's side. That wasn't wholly my intent when I first came up with CFAU last fall, but god I am not complaining about how it turned out. My favorite part of the chapter 1 rewrite is making sure Danny's devotion to Jason was reciprocal.

god those quotes. they're so accurate too. yeah. i thought about this au once in the context of a soulmate au, and just couldn't get behind it. It made their whole dynamic felt cheapened, like of course they're soulmates; it was destined. When no, it wasn't. They made it that way.

(If the two of them were somehow transported to a universe with soulmate marks, they would not have matching symbols. That's okay, Danny and Jason don't need them to be. They'd pick up a tattoo gun or a pen and make their own. They wouldn't call it a soulmate mark, just a them mark.)

("Why should I share my soul with some schmuck I don't know? I want to share my soul with you.")

yeah. their reunion is. ! about as exactly as intense as it needs to be :]. They've both changed so much, and they're both scared of being separated again. Jason purposely stayed away from Amity because he knew he couldn't keep away if he didn't. Being back together again is like having a piece of them returned.

SPEAKING OF QUOTES. Here's one:

I don't believe in the death that you're bringing The reason I'm living is you Wherever you go That's where I'll be Even if death tags along, I don't mind It's still you and me I'll never leave you alone

"Death's At My Door" - The Outsiders Musical

[shradsmanifestt]

hi, im sorry for bothering u right now. ive been asking around for advice everywhere because i really need all the help i could use right now. my anxiety is flaring up like crazy because my results come out tomorrow and im so scared because if i mess this up then my future is ruined. my mental health has been horrible and that has severely affected my grades but in most asian countries they dgaf about that and basically think it's nonexistant for minors so ofc i'm still undiagnosed, and if i were to apply to a uni i wouldnt get any good chances anywhere. if i could just get 3 Bs in my AS levels it would be okay or else i'd have to retake it and it's super costly here.. i don't wanna put my family through that because they'll talk me down, degrade me, destroy my self esteem which i've managed to build back a little. they were like this since when i was the topper and thats what made me burnout. undiagnosed adhd, trauma, depression also contributed to it

im applying the law, but instead of the feeling of success that everyone else gets i feel panicked. the 'feeling' people usually get when they're in the wish fulfilled state, the feeling of accepting it and it being real—im not getting that. i dont see a clear picture when i visualize. every time i try to, i end up breaking down and feeling like a failure... but I'm still trying to go on because why is it that the people who hurt me and practically ruined my life get to live successfully, while i suffer? thats not fair... i promised myself that if i could just get 3 Bs, ill turn my life around and work really hard... but is it over for me? i want to win, im trying to, but im scared

im trying my best to visualize myself getting 3 Bs, reenacting my friends faces when i get the results, praying to God and thanking Him for blessing me and continuing to bless me, but there is this fear still lingering at the back of my mind... i feel like I'm not doing it right. i have like one day left and I'm so nervous. im going over posts, tweets, and every time I feel a little better, it all comes crashing down because of doubts. theres only one thing one my mind right now: 'how am I gonna turn it around in one day?' i know that the 3D does not matter and that everything is done in imagination, but here i feel like its not done in imagination either

right now nothings clicking in my head, whatever i read is getting scrambled in my mind, i feel so lost and empty. could u please tell me what to do in this specific situation? u can be as harsh as you want if that's what's needed to get the point across. im really sorry for the bother and id be really grateful if u could please help out, ive never been this desperate before... my life cant be over before it even started

Hey love,

I get you, I really do but trust me when I say this.

THIS SHIT IS REAL AF. Manifestation is real af. It's as real as the fact that you are a human being. All you have to do is trust yourself that it is already done. If good results is what you want then that is exactly what you'll get. You need to choose to stop having doubts because it is already done. That is the simplest answer I can give you. Persist on what you want.

I am glad to tell you this but I just got test results for a major exam held in my uni today and I got into the 95th percentile just by saying to myself that my super power is aptitude tests and that I already scored great. In my friends group only 3 of us were eligible and I have 70+ more marks then them as well. If I can do it, you can do it. You need to stop doubting yourself. Atleast stop doubting manifestation. Cause at this point you're only gonna manifest your doubts.

I'll give you a scenario - If you're worried about getting bad grades, Trust me when I say this you're gonna manifest exactly that coz you will manifest exactly what you assume. You can choose to stop that right here, RN. Choose to accept that you got great marks. I mean don't even like aim for B's go for A's. I don't care even if you left the paper blank coz if you assume you're the topper, that is exactly what's gonna happen.

If you do get bad marks and I'm gonna be harsh here - You're the only reason why! You're gonna manifest exactly what you assume to be true even if it's good or bad. Your sc mind don't differentiate btw what's good for you or what's bad for you. It only knows what you feed it.

You got this, TRUST ME

Love, Shrads.

[richardsgraysons]

the alchemy

prompt — some of my favorite songs as batboys

tags — nothing lol

DICK GRAYSON

the alchemy by taylor swift ( Cause the sign on your heart / Said it's still reserved for me / Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy? )

yellow by coldplay ( Your skin, oh yeah / your skin and bones / Turn into something beautiful / And you know, you know I love you so )

home by edward sharpe & the magnetic zeroes ( That's true, laugh until we think we'll die / Barefoot on a summer night / Never could be sweeter than with you (hey) )

daylight by taylor swift ( I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you / (I can never look away) / I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you / (Things will never be the same) )

a world alone by lorde ( All the double-edged people into schemes / They make a mess, then go home and get clean / You're my best friend, and we're dancing in a world alone

JASON TODD

homemade dynamite by lorde ( I'll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies / Seeing me rolling, showing someone else love / Hands under your t-shirt /Know I think you're awesome, right? )

guzarish by javed ali ( I'm walking in the nights / hope I don't crash anywhere / The flame of hope is still burning / But still I fear the incoming storm / I hope that the flame doesn't go off )

maroon by taylor swift ( The mark you saw on my collarbone, the rust that grew between telephones / The lips I used to call home, so scarlet, it was maroon )

the blonde by tv girl ( 'Cause anyone who ever had a brain / Wouldn't stand out in the rain / Or keep it up for very long / Just to prove somebody wrong )

dear arkansas daughter by lady lamb ( You with the dark curls / You with the watercolor eyes / You who bear your teeth with every smile )

TIM DRAKE

lovers rock by tv girl ( But if you're too drunk to drive / And the music is right / She might let you stay/ But just for the night ) [ my biggest flex is that i was in paris by the eiffel tower with my family and we were going to go eat dinner on the eiffel tower, and as i walked by the street to get to the park where the tower is at, i saw a girl and a guy listening to lovers rock together on a scooter together and it was so CUTE ]

born to die by lana del rey ( Feet don't fail me now / Take me to the finish line / Oh, my heart it breaks every step that I take / But I'm hoping that the gates, they'll tell me that you're mine )

supercut by lorde ( I'm someone, you may be my love / I'll be your quiet afternoon crush / Be your violent overnight rush / Make you crazy over my touch )

are you bored yet by wallows & clairo ( 'Cause we could stay at home or watch the sunset / But I can't help from askin', "Are you bored yet?" / And if you're feelin' lonely, you should tell me / Before this ends up as another memory)

apocalypse by cigarettes after sex ( You've been hiding them in hollowed out pianos / Left in the dark / Got the music in you, baby / Tell me why / Got the music in you, baby )

DAMIAN WAYNE

sanctuary by joji ( If you've been waiting for fallin' in love / Babe, you don't have to wait on me / 'Cause I've been aiming for heaven above / But an angel ain't what I need )

sober by lorde ( Oh, God, I'm clean out of air in my lungs / It's all gone, played it so nonchalant / It's time we danced with the truth / Move along with the truth )

fire meet gasoline by sia ( I got all I need, when you came after me / Fire meet gasoline, I'm burning alive / And I can barely breathe, when you're here loving me / Fire meet gasoline, burn with me tonight, yeah )

work song by hozier ( When my time comes around / Lay me gently in the cold, dark earth / No grave can hold my body down / I'll crawl home to her )

put me through it by suki waterhouse ( And I'm tired of keeping all my feelings to myself / Was undercover, playing cards that I've been dealt / You spun me 'round in circles 'til I tripped and fell / I admit I got addicted, now I'm sick as hell )

[warmaidensrevenge]

Dare or Dare

Pairings: Bestie!Eddie x Bestie!Plus size reader

A/N: Hi! Welcome back to my page. Here's a little something I came up with after seeing the old kiss your best friend trend recently. I'm keeping it PG-13 for this short one shot. As always feedback is greatly appreciated. Feel free to comment/reblog all you want. It's what keeps us creators going. Okay love ya byyyyyeeee.

I do not give permission for my work to be posted anywhere else. Please respect all creators. Also, the picture above was from a Google search. A credit to the original poster.

Word count: 1,136

Warnings: Alcohol use and a little bit of angst. Not proof read.

Summary: One kiss was all you needed to experience a new adventure with your best friend.

" Absolutely not! I can't you guys. He's…he's gonna freak."

Robin and Steve raised their brows at you.

" Guys really. Give me another dare. I'll do anything else."

"Alright L/n." Steve said as he stood up from the couch and sat in the armrest of your seat. " Since you don't want to kiss Eddie. I dare you to lick Grant's nipple."

You practically vomited in your mouth. " Ugh! I really hate you guys."

Steve grinned. " So the choice is up to you."

You looked at Robin and she was smiling away. Then you looked at your friend. 

You sighed and finished off your beer. " Okay…Alright… I'll kiss Eddie."

You stood up and worked your way towards him. Regretting agreeing to coming to Steve's stupid party. If Eddie hadn't used his impeccable charm to get you to go, you and he would be at his place playing video games or watching a scary movie. But no. You were here, now heading to your best friend since childhood. Preparing yourself to kiss him. 

You were almost to him and caught his eye. He then gave you your favorite smile. The smile that showed his teeth and made his face crinkle a little.

Has he always been that gorgeous? 

Honestly, you never looked at him like that before. He was your funny, crazy bud. Never in a million years did you think that he would be anything more.

But why were you nervous, yet excited? 

Must be the alcohol.

You finally made it to him and he put an arm around your shoulders.

" Having fun chica?"

" Mhmm. You?"

" Ehhh. Music's not terrible. And you know me. I can never say no to free beer."

You nervously laughed. " Right."

Eddie could tell something was up. He always knew when you were off. 15 + years of friendship would do that to a person. 

" What's up?" 

You shook your head. " N-nothing. Ummm I kinda just need a hug."

He scoffed a little and smiled. "Mmmm come here."

He put down his drink and wrapped his arms around your waist while you wrapped yours around his neck. 

You breathed him in. Loving his cheap cologne.

He loosened his grip on you and leaned back a little. "Better?"

You glanced over to your stupid friends and they were laughing and giving you a thumbs up. You looked back at him and nodded.

Right after, you cupped his face and lifted to your toes. While closing the distance he grabbed both of your wrist and jerked back.

" Uhhh what are you doing?"

You sucked in a sharp breath and nearly passed out from the embarrassment.

OH MY GOD!

He laughed. " Are you drunk?"

You took a couple steps back. " Uhh. Ha ha. Ummm I was just…I have to pee."

You immediately turned and scurried off to the bathroom. As soon as you locked yourself in you put both hands on your head.

" Stupid. Stupid!"

You sat on the toilet and felt the tears come.

" Great. Now you look like an idiot."

After a minute, you built up the courage to go back to the party. As soon as you did though you saw Eddie saying his goodbyes. Now you were wishing you drove yourself.

"Hey! I'm so sorry." 

You pressed your lips at Robin. She then gave you a hug.

" I really thought he was gonna let you do it."

While shaking your head you gave her a weak hug back. Flipping off Steve who was mouthing an I'm sorry.

" Hey Buckley. We're gonna head out."

You turned and Eddie was standing there with an upset look on his face.

" Uhhh Okay. I'll see ya on Monday." She said.

You gave her a weak smile and followed Eddie out.

…

Once at his place you guys sat in his van listening to the radio. You wanted to say something. But everything that came to mind sounded bad.

Eddie sighed. "So you gonna tell me what that was about?"

You cleared your throat. " Uhhh. Sorry. I-I…it was a dare."

He clicked his tongue. " Someone dared you to kiss me? Why?"

You shrugged.

" Hmph." He tuts. "You weren't drunk?"

You shook your head.

" Oh…so you didn't really want to kiss me?"

You scoffed a little. " Munson, could we please just drop this. I'm really sorry for doing that." 

He nodded and sat there quiet for a minute. " Do you still want to stay the night?"

You finally looked at him and he was grinning. You laughed when he stuck his tongue out.

" Yeah. Let's watch a movie."

Once the movie was on, you and him got comfy on the couch. You on one side and him on the other. 

You could feel his eyes on you. Making you feel nervous again. That's when you felt the seat next to you dent in. You looked over and Eddie put his arm behind you on the couch. You shift a little, moving closer to him. 

For the first time ever you wanted to be closer. You let out a small shuddered breath.

That's when he did it. He grabbed your chin and pulled your face towards him. 

Before he kissed you he whispered. " I don't need a dare to do this."

He took your breath away. The kiss was like fireworks.

When he pulled away he stared at you and licked his lips. He also chuckled to himself seeing that your eyes were still closed. Then he kissed you again. Only this time your hands went into his hair. Pushing your body so that it was touching his. After a solid two minutes you let his hair go and put a hand on his chest. You pushed him away a little and hung your head panting.

" You okay?"

You gulped and nodded.

"Cool. I uhh been wanting to do that for like ever."

You furrowed your brow and looked up.

He smiled and tucked your hair behind your ear. 

While staring at each other for a moment you guys laughed.

You bit your lip to get yourself back to the seriousness of the situation.

" So umm what do we do now?" You asked.

Eddie took a deep calming breath and tilted his head. " Well, we're gonna get ready for bed. And I'm gonna kiss you goodnight…tomorrow I'm gonna kiss you good morning and take you to breakfast. Then we can talk about the whole boyfriend/girlfriend situation."

You nervously laugh. " Y-you sure that's a good idea?"

He leaned in and gave you a kiss on the forehead. Resting his on it after.

" You're my best friend chica. You and I are destined to be together."

You giggled. " Is that right?"

He stood up and held out his hand for you. " Definitely. But we will get to the specifics tomorrow.

You pressed your lips together and took his hand. 

…

@salenorona23 @browneyes528

[weird-is-life]

hi! Can I request something with tasm! Peter Parker and f! vampire! reader?

I would love to see your writing in this kind of setting

Also thank you very much 🫶🏻

Hii lovely, ty for the request🥰! This was fun to write, hope it's at least a little okay. Warnings: mentions of blood, fangs, use of pet names, (1.1k)

Peter thought, he's seen everything after he'd became the Spiderman, but then he met you.

It was a complete coincidence that you two met. Peter was finally on his way home after patrolling almost the whole night when he spotted you.

You were walking down the quiet, dark streets alone with arms full of red bags that very much looked like bloody bags. Peter didn't know what to think.

Yes, it looked suspicious, but he was too tired to investigate it more closely, and he didn't think that pretty girl like you would have bags filled with blood. So he let it go.

Then he saw you for the second time with the same red bags, and for the third time he knew he couldn't just let you go.

Peter swung right in front of you, making you freeze in fear, "whoa Spiderboy you scared me!" You giggled with your hand over you heart.

"I'm sorry, but it is my duty to ask what is a pretty girl like you doing out here so late at night alone?" you looked baffled at him, you weren't expecting to meet anyone out there at that time of the night let alone the Spiderman.

"N-nothing, I was just at the s-store," you clutched the plastic bag tightly to your chest, trying to hide it out of his view. You knew buying blood, even if so late at night, was still a very bad idea.

"Nothing? Really?" he chuckled at your very poor attempt of lying, "c'mon, I've seen you more than once like this. And you know how it looks like to me?"

You looked at him nervously, "h-how?"

"Well, it doesn't look good. I've seen you multiple times with bags filled with red liquid, and I wasn't sure before, but I am pretty certain just from the smell of it that it's blood-"

"Wait, I can explain-" you interrupted him.

"It's blood, and I don't even wanna know whose blood that is. So I guess, you understand that I'm gonna have to make you come to the police with me, right?" he looked so done like he would have rather be anywhere else, but there.

"No, no, please-" you started to panic.

"I'm sorry, but I can't just let you go," Peter sighed.

"I can explain, "you quickly told him, eyes pleading for him to just let you tell him the truth.

"Right, just come so we can both have it over with," Peter really didn't want to spend anymore time hearing your made up excuses. He's heard those too many times now.

"Please, let me just-" Peter ignored you, and just webbed your hands together.

"C'mon," he started slowly pushing you to walk after him, not cruelly tho, he was still being nice.

"Please, just listen to me," you begged, there was no way you could go to the police because how would you explain it all, you couldn't.

"You can explain everything to the cops-"

"Just stop," you suddenly raised your voice, finally getting his attention, and making him turn around to look at you again.

"It is blood, but i-it's cow's blood," you told him quietly.

"Okay, I'll bite...Why would you need cow's blood?" Peter was genuinely confused why would anyone need it.

"I-I..."you couldn't find the words to tell him without sounding completely crazy.

"I drink it," you whispered, cheeks going red from the embarrassment.

"You drink- What?" even if you couldn't see his face you knew he was weirded out.

"I-....Just look....," you didn't know how to explain it normally so you just stuck out your fangs.

Peter took a step back, completely taken aback by your actions. It took him a few moments to process what exactly was he seeing, but after that he had so many questions.

"No way, you're a vampire? Oh my god, this is so fucking crazy. How did it happen?" Peter couldn't contain his excitement about the new discovery, and swiftly undid the webs from your hands, and then he started to ask you all kind of questions about what's like to be a vampire.

That's how your relationship with Peter started.

-

You come over to Peter's apartment, and as soon as he opens the door his lips are on yours. He manages to maneuver you inside, and close the door behind you, and at the same time his lips never leave yours.

Peter kisses you until there's no air for the either of you to breath, and because your fangs accidentally come out, and nip his lip just a little.

Peter doesn't mind tho, he's gotten used to it over the few months now. He actually finds it pretty hot, yes he's weird like that, and he doesn't care.

"Sorry," you say sheepishly when you notice it, "I didn't have any time to drink yet."

"And shit, " you suddenly remember the forgotten bottle at home," I forgot my bottle home."

"It's okay, babe, I don't mind, you can bite me all you want," Peter jokes, making you smile too.

"Thanks, Pete, " you giggle, and roll your eyes, "but seriously I forgot the bottle, I have to go home."

"No, you don't, " Peter grins at you.

"Yes, I do, Pete. Or do you really want me to bite you, huh?" you raise your eyebrows at him teasingly.

"I really do actually, but do you really need to go? You just got here," Peter sighs all puppy eyed.

"I'm sorry, Pete. I'll try to be as quick as I can, yeah?" you kiss him on the cheek, and try to leave. You don't get far as Peter catches your arm.

"Don't be ridiculous, sweetheart. I'm coming with you, we can swing through the city. It'll be much more faster," Peter tells you as he quickly puts on his shoes.

"No swinging, Peter. I'm pretty sure that my head was spinning for the next few days after you swung me around city the last time. So no swinging, Pete," you say to him as he takes your hand into his.

"Okay, okay, sweetheart. But for the record I think you did great that last time," Peter compliments you. He does that a lot. Sometimes he compliments you so much that you blush like crazy.

"The sweet talk won't help you convince me, Pete, but thank you," you tell him your fangs visible with a smile.

"Babe, you look so hot with the fangs now, have i told you that?" Peter grins at you, already leaning in to kiss you. Obviously trying to distract you.

"Pete, now is not the time to make out, I'll nip you again," you say against his lips before you push him away, and quickly get away from him with a cheeky giggle.

"You're such a minx. I'll get you back once we get home," Peter runs after you as you try to escape him rushing down his hall with a wild laugh.

[ihatemyselfandwanttodiexxx]

Light Yagami NSFW headcanons

I will say, I think he's pansexual, he seems like someone who dgaf about looks and gender, just wants someone to rule the world with

He's definitely a top, could never see him as a bottom

I feel like he'd want to take his S/Os innocence, you're his, and only his

He loves when you call him your god in bed

On that none, praise just turns him on so much especially if you're underneath him while he bucks into you and tell him how amazing he is he'd just groan and groan

Speaking of groans, he wants you to be as loud as possible just showing that nobody else could make you moan like he does

Light has a really high sex drive just wants sex all the time, at the task force he'd ask for nudes over text while you're at home and masturbate in the bathroom there

With the cameras I'm his room, he'd invite you over to have sex, to both put on a show and make the detectives think that's what he's hiding

If he's mad about L he'd go to your house and take out his anger I'm talking degradation choking edging you on

But if he had a good day he'd invite you over, go slow, kisses every 5 seconds telling you how good you are for him

I can't decide what's better

He'd be open to sex anywhere any time

I feel like if he had sex with Misa and you were upset he'd say "she's not as good for me as you are, I only did it so shed shut up, I'll get rid of her soon, then I'll be all yours"

If you spend too much time with L...he'd punish you;)

He has a 8.7 inch dick, don't ask how I know I just do

He wouldn't write your name in the death note, or threaten to EVER not even if you ask for a kink, he'd never hurt you

Also Light smut coming soon, crazy I'm posting again right?

[daintyduck99]

“I call bullshit. There’s no way you never blush. No way.” for Bobby/Julie

“I call bullshit. There's no way you never blush.” 

Julie punctuates her statement with tiny jabs to Bobby's chest. They're surprisingly on beat and accurate for someone so buzzed; her own flush smothers her cheekbones and the tops of her ears, which peek out of her hair.

She jabs him again with a loud, “No way,” shaking her head and hair wildly.

Bobby just sighs, steadying her as she sways. He'll have to get some water in her, soon. Preferably somewhere quieter, where she can nap and they can stop having this conversation. 

Luke returns to their little corner with Reggie in tow, grinning obnoxiously. He slings his arms heavily over Julie and Bobby, grinning wider as Julie giggles. 

“What are you two—” 

Bobby glares. Luke switches tracks. 

“Wallflowers talking about?” 

Julie pouts. God, those eyes are lethal.

“‘M not a wallflower! But Bobby won't dance with me. And he won't blush.” 

Reggie hums knowingly. Unfortunately, Bobby's glare doesn't work on him. 

“Ah, yeah. He was blessed with good genes and a gorgeous complexion.” 

Julie agrees. Bobby scowls at everyone but her, wishing he still had a drink to drown the butterflies in his chest. It's been working pretty alright. 

“Stop flirting with me in front of your boyfriend,” Bobby deadpans, carefully ducking out from under Luke's arm.

Reggie shrugs with a cheerful smile. 

“Doesn't count if it's for someone else.” 

“But also,” Luke adds gravely, stage whispering to Julie, “it takes a lot to really phase him. I think you can do it.”

Bobby sighs. “Why are we doing this.”

Reggie and Luke send him a look that says you know why. It's scarily in sync.

They leave again quickly, presumably to dance, which makes Bobby snort. 

It also reminds Julie that she'd wanted to dance, but she undermines herself with a yawn. Bobby can't help but smile.

“Alright, Sleeping Beauty. Time to go.”

“But Bobbyyyy,” she whines, plastering herself to his side. “I don't wanna.” 

“Sober you specifically said to make sure you leave by eleven. Right?” 

“I wanna keep spending time with you.”

He swallows. He's unnaturally warm.

“I'll stay, if you want. I just don't want you to break your schedule. Okay?” 

Julie hums, letting her head loll back with an easy smile. “I'd do it for you.” 

She starts crooning before Bobby can protest or come to terms with the full force of those eyes, that smile—

I would waste my time, I would lose my mind, they say, “She's gone too far this time…” 

She giggles, poking his cheek, then goes right back to crooning. 

Don't blame me, love made me crazy, if it doesn't you ain't doing it right…

“Julie,” he says hoarsely, “you can sing—” 

She smiles again, batting her eyes. 

“And you can blush! I knew it!” 

Bobby blinks. What was he saying?

He shakes his head, tearing his eyes (and turning his flushed face) away. 

“You can sing anywhere. Let's go.” 

“Fine,” she says, seemingly content now, still clinging to him like a leech. 

And she does sing, right to him, because if there's anything she's learned—

“See, see! You're doing it again!” 

—it's that. But honestly, he isn't sure if he's hoping she'll forget it or not. 

[dr-jem-nutcase]

MvA: The M Files, take-a-peek, pt. 5

Chapter 6:

Dr C's origin story video was a 20-second one-take recording of his accident, so there's little to no room for any deviation from the movie. Still, may this NOT disappoint

Gotta love alliterations but carnage means "widespread murder". And I don't think this sort of kids' book would be willing to show a bloodbath

I just realized, where are the stairs leading to those massive doors?

A pin-up in the audience, wth? Even the guy to her left is saying the same thing

Genetic teleportation device. Makes sense cuz teleportation was the topic of scientific research & experimentation in both Fly movies but this time the bug mutation is intentional. The video game only talks about the genetic part: recombinant DNA (fact: this term wasn't coined until the 70s, so Dr C was ahead of his time). Thanks, M Files, for a better elaboration beyond just a scientific machine

Is it just me or have the illustrators eventually said, "heck with it! let's just get this done & over with!" and got lazy? Taking a look at the last two chapters/the last post, I'm beginning to wonder

Ok, we get a better visual of Dr C's hairstyle. I put this pic in a grayscale filter and his hair in the movie was definitely darker than this ash brown-blond color (I like to think it's dark brown)

That shirt & tie. So much for that turtleneck. But from what I've gathered, the illustrators for a number of kids' books about the movie were given art references (besides the concept art) from DW months before the movie came out. Dr C's swap from the tie to the turtleneck didn't happen until later in the making of the movie; pretty much all the concept art of him show a shirt & tie. I don't know about you but I wanna see that reference art, every piece of it! As a fan of this glorious franchise, may my prayers be answered!

Whozits. Lol

Srsly? Portable phones, or phones that didn't require a cord, were a thing of dreams in the 60s. And what kind of haircut are you guaranteed? A trim? A buzz cut? And chocolate tastes AWFUL after you brush your teeth, and the average adult doesn't drink hot chocolate on a regular basis. It's coffee, if anything. Or even more realistic in the early 60s: a phone that lights a cigarette. You ever watch mid-century period dramas like Mad Men or Call The Midwife? Every other person smoked back then--anytime, anywhere! But this is a kids' book, again. Smoking/tobacco use is nowadays a reason for something not to be rated G. Istg, my inner historian has been doubled over & screaming in pain since this chapter began! Ok, enough whining

The fat guy's constant *ahem* cracks me up tho

Was this presentations of scientific discoveries or a glorified science fair? Dr C had discovery in mind while the fat guy had fair in mind. Imo, that genetic teleportation device was way more practical than a phone with hygiene & hot chocolate powers, not just super scientific

Unsurprisingly, Doc had his own fanbase on a university campus

Say "they called me crazy but I'll show them" without saying "they called me crazy but I'll show them"

Ok, is it just me or did the color pallet change on this page?

Didn't think that the machine was red. Also, the shirt is now black

"Whoops! I made a mistake!" "Just keep going, Jim. We've got a deadline."

So, he's just going with it without actually testing it on something else? That IS mad

I wish we saw more of his face in this instead of the back of his head

Dr C foretold Neil Armstrong's famous landing-on-the-moon quote

O...m...g. You can tell the illustrators had the hardest (or laziest) time with this chapter. I can barely look

A PhD in dance, mind you. A PhD in anything doesn't make you a faultless god

Oh! And go back inside if you want peace & quiet. And if you must, lock the door

Now both the tie and shirt is a different color

Reclining in the trash can, lol

I'm honestly the university campus hasn't been entirely vacated at this point

Welp, if climate change doesn't work, we know where to go...wait this was the 60s. Never mind

So, you've got a washing machine, an oil barrel, two tires, a traffic cone, maybe a bike chain and...what else?

That day, the middle of September 1962, a distinguishable sound that would haunt a secret prison facility for generations to come was born. This lines up with my h/c that being partially human mentally on top of the trauma of the accident brought on some amount of insanity

That tie must be magic. It changed colors again

Omg! Just call that slipper out for what it is!

"Hey, Jim? What's that shoe thing people wear in the morning?" "I forget. In this panel, it's in a junkyard, so just call it an 'ugh'."

In the movie... "Ooh! An old ugh...I mean, slipper!"

That is one heck of a net for that tiny fishing pole

The antennae sticking out of the net

Ooh, Monger's a major now, but how'd he know about Dr C?

But srsly. Is this chapter perfect? No. But I like it for giving "human" Dr C a bit more time than just a 10-second camera footage of a hottie in a lab coat getting into a giant cylinder. I don't know about anyone else, but it gives me more of a comprehension that Dr C's a human being with a cockroach head and tendencies, not just a strange anthropomorphic bug person

Epilogue

The End! Oh, wait!

So the jetpack has a flamethrower? Hot dang...literally

Link lifting a weight with his tail, lol

Blue-eyed Dr C with a gold tie pulling out...what is that? A bra? The illustrators must hate his guts

Poor private Grime. And what are the monsters supposed to do with potatoes? I think B.O.B. & maybe Insecto are the only ones who would eat potatoes, and Dr C might try potato battery experiments. But why so many? Did Monger stop by local gleaners or a food bank/pantry? Was this a donation of charity? Did he accidentally go over the top with potato crops at his farm? I don't get it! But quoting Samwise Gamgee, "Po-Tay-Toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!" There's probably a thousand and one things you could make with potatoes. Like vodka--oh, wait! Kids' book

Grime must've been like one soldier online who said he could cook minute-rice in 58 seconds. Still, I feel bad for the guy. Do you know how hard peeling potatoes can be on your hands after a while? Ow, ow, owie...

Overall, not a bad book. Disappointing every now and then, but hey! Kids' book. It was kinda expected. The watered-down, non-violent breakaways from the movie had its ups and downs. Like providing some explanation of details of the origin stories in the movie, like why the tomato and dessert topping. Or the idea that luring a monster into a trap is the ultimate way to capture one, MUCH more scaled out and less violent than fighting them until you get the upper hand and force them into submission and/or tranquilizing them, like tranquilizing Susan and then tying her down when she became too drowsy to fight and eventually consciousness in the movie instead of luring her into a trap (like, how would you lure a confused, scared 50-foot bride into a trap when all she can think of was her fiance's safety and why people were wrapping a rope around her arm?). If you thought this book was a disappointment through and through, I read the graphic novelization, and it is a bigger disappointment than anything in this book. More watered down, the illustration was terrible, and some of the rewritten scenes didn't add up with the events of the movie, like wth. I think I threw it out

I hope you enjoyed this take-a-peek series as much as I did. And maybe I can share the second half of the entire book, a story called Brain Pain, a silly entertaining story about the four monsters (BOB, Dr C, Link, & Insecto) in the facility some time before Susan showed up. Maybe :)

Again, none of this belongs to me, as much as I wish it did

[eegasleega-will-change-this-l8r]

Ninten ninten ninten!!!

So this is my version of Ninten haha

God I literally cannot draw him 80% of the time so it's nice to actually have one turn out good (it's so hard to not accidentally make him look really stupid or really obnoxious ><)

He's pretty much entirely based off what I came up with in my head after playing the game and thinking about how I imagined the characters' personalities, so it's pretty different from the usual takes on him

Design details and a flood of headcanons below :D

So I wanted him to be very distinct from Ness!! There's similarities like the black hair and the clothing palettes, but otherwise nobody would look at my Ninten and Ness and confuse them for each other

Personality-wise holy fudge do I have a ton of stuff on him

He does have a hat but I only sometimes draw him with it (unlike Ness who refuses to go anywhere without it :3)

His overall shape is wayyy different to Ness's, very scrawny and straight while Ness is all round and squishy

Shirt's blue with a yellow collar, a single yellow stripe on the middle, and yellow edges to the sleeves

He looks a lot like his great grandmother ;)

and also pee-wee herman but that's not as profound

Ninten is a bright and relentlessly optimistic young boy from rural Eagleland

You can call him Pollyanna, say he's crazy as a loon, but he believes in silver linings and that's why he believes in you :)

So my main thing with how I imagine Ninten is that he's, like, almost the sole source of light in the story. How I see the rest of the world is super drab and bleak, pretty much everyone just perpetually down in the dumps (i'll get into this more when I make posts about the other characters!!) And then this kid shows up, and he's full of hope and compassion, and he makes everyone he meets start to realize "maybe everything isn't so bad after all…?" No wonder the final boss is literally the ultimate case of repressed feelings and angst lol

He started showing psychic abilities from a pretty early age, making friends with animals and moving small objects with his mind

He mostly gets his love of baseball from his Dad, but because he's forced to work away from home almost all the time, Ninten's Mom practices with him and takes him to games instead

He has two much younger sisters, Minnie and Mimmie (half-baked headcanon that her name's actually Mimi and she just doesn't know how to pronounce it XD) who cares about a lot, and he often ends up looking after them whenever their Mom's out

He's a pretty great babysitter because of this, takes a lot of babysitting jobs around town, and he's a huge mom friend to the party

Of course he loves penguins too :3

Mostly listens to cheesy upbeat pop songs and rock music, but there's not really any music he actively dislikes

Favorite video games? Uhhh he's more outdoorsy and physically active but he'd like casual retro stuff like the first Mario

He's not super popular at school, because he's the weird buck-toothed dweeby kid who never shuts up about hope and optimism and penguins, but he's not unpopular at least. The bullies learned pretty quick not to mess with him, and DEFINITELY not to mess with anyone else when he's around!!

He's super friendly and prefers to solve things peacefully but he will absolutely not hesitate to clobber a jerk upside the head with his bat

He owns his own tuxedo that he likes to wear at "formal events" (birthday parties and school picture days)

yeah he's a real goober

He never lets up in his hope but god did the Mountain and everything that happened after take their toll on him

I don't have anything on him during the events of Earthbound haha, as far as I'm concerned he was taking a well-deserved nap and that adventure was all Ness's

I also don't connect him at all to Ness, the only bridge between the stories in my mind is Giygas

And here's the sketch I based the digital art off of ^^

[overnightheartbeats]

Eric & Zoe - A playlist ~ @cursivebloodlines

"A Concert Six Months From Now" - Finneas

"You stole my heart here and I couldn't listen to that band for years 'til that night last summer when you reappeared, forgot how bad I wanted this"

"If I could see the future I never would believe her"

"Fallin' in and out of love and fallin' in again"

"I'll go hungry and crazy and honest for you. I don't always get angry but I'm promisin' to if it's all that you want then it's all that I can do"

"and I'll call and I'll say, "I think you should come home" 'cause I'm tired of being your ex"

"Haunted" - Taylor Swift

"You and I walk a fragile line, I have known it all this time but I never thought I'd live to see it break"

"Oh, I'm holding my breath won't lose you again"

"Come on, don't leave me like this...I thought I had you figured out"

"Something's gone terribly wrong, you're all I wanted"

"Stood there and watched you walk away from everything we had but I still mean every word I said to you"

"You're not gone, you can't be gone"

"Break My Heart Again" - Finneas

"I'm sure you're busy now, why else would you ignore me? Or do you need space?"

"You can't help if it if your mind has changed"

"So go ahead and break my heart again, leave me wondering why the hell I ever let you in"

"Are you the definition of insanity? Or am I?"

"Oh it must be nice, to love someone who lets you break them twice"

"Do you think I've gone blind? I know it's not the truth when you say, I'm fine"

"Don't pretend that I'm the instigator"

"You were the one, but you were born to say goodbye"

"Kissed me half a decade later..that same perfume, those same sad eyes"

"Too Much to Ask" - Niall Horan

"My shadow's dancing without you for the first time"

"My heart is hoping you'll walk right in tonight"

"Tell me there are things that you regret"

"Don't it feel fucked up we're not in love?"

"Last Kiss" - Taylor Swift

"you told me you loved me, so why did you go away?"

"I never thought we'd have a last kiss, I never imagined we'd end up like this."

"your name forever on my lips"

"and I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe"

"and I hope the sun shines and it's a beautiful day and something reminds you, you wish you had stayed"

"you can plan for a change in the weather and time but I never planned on your changing your mind"

"Moral of the Story" - Ashe

"So, I never really knew you..God, I really tried to"

"Thought we could really do this, but really, I was foolish. Hindsight, it's obvious"

"Some mistakes get made, that's alright, that's okay"

"You can think that you're in love when you're really just in pain."

"it's funny how a memory turns into a bad dream."

"They say it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. That could be a load of shit"

"Do It All Again" - Joshua Bassett

"So excuse the mess I made when you were mine"

"I'm still learning how to love"

"We weren't perfect but you were worth it all"

"If it were my call, I'd do it all again"

"You're Losing Me" - Taylor Swift

"You say, 'I don't understand,' and I say, 'I know you don't'

"We thought a cure would come through in time, now, I fear it won't"

"Stop, you're losin' me..I can't find a pulse. My heart won't start anymore for you cause you're losin' me"

"How long could we be a sad song 'til we were too far gone to bring back to life?"

"my tears ricochet" - Taylor Swift

"I didn't have it in myself to go with grace"

"And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home"

"You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same"

"And you're tossing out blame, drunk on this pain..crossing out the good years"

"The Mess I Made" - Parachute

"Should've kissed you there, I should've held your face...instead of runnin' place"

"I'm staring at the mess I made"

"I should've spoke up, I should've proudly claimed that my head's to blame for all my heart's mistakes."

"Go Find Yourself or Whatever" - Carly Rae Jepsen

"Tell me that your mind's been changin' I'll tell you that I'm no good at goodbyes"

"I could cut a thousand roses show you that I'm all torn up inside"

"You feel safe in sorrow, you feel safe on an open road...go find yourself or whatever"

"Maybe when my heart's done breakin' then I could forgive what you've tried"

"And I wake up alone, you made me vulnerable"

"I Burned LA Down" - Noah Cyrus

"You left a hole in my chest when you left and my heart followed you out the door"

"If I gave you less, would you want me more?"

"Embers in the dark can look just like shooting stars to a bitter, broken heart"

Honorable mentions:

"Coney Island" - Taylor Swift ("Did I close my fist around something delicate? Did I shatter you?" // "Did I paint your bluest skies the darkest gray?")

"Peace" - Taylor Swift ("Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?" // "I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best but the rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me")

"Shouldn't Come Back" - Demi Lovato ("Maybe you shouldn't come back to me" // "tired of being so sad, tired of getting so mad" // "you'll only let me down"

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i like you more than i should pt.3

i've liked you for 5 years and i'm so tired of "playing it cool" because fuck, i like you so god damn much and it's becoming harder to hide it as the days go by.

you're literally all that's on my mind and i can't help but think about you all the time. it's crazy how we barely talk and all our interactions consist of solely eye contact and the rare occasions in which you say something and i reply, or you saying something and me listening because i love your voice so much (also because i don't have the guts to say anything in that moment because i'm so hung up on what you're saying).

i wish i were more outgoing and extroverted so i could strike conversation with you. i wish i had more confidence so i could meet and hold your gaze rather than just catching your eye and looking away because i feel like i'm going to do something stupid if i look at you for too long. i wish we'd gotten closer 5 years ago, i wish i'd met you earlier, i wish i was able to actually be around you without just being around you.

i thought my feelings for you would go away overtime, but fuck, everyday i fall even more and more for you and at this point i've accepted that this is how it will be. maybe one day i'll grow up and you will too and eventually you'll find someone and maybe so will i and then you'll just be my "first love," but until then i don't think my feelings for you are going anywhere.

and honestly, i'm okay with that. i like you a lot, like a lot a lot and i'm completely fine with it. i know i'll probably never have the courage to tell you how i feel about you, even though i so badly want to tell you how much you mean to me and how perfect you are in my eyes and how i absolutely adore every part of you, i won't and i hate it. i hate that i can't and i hate that i'm okay with it. it's the worst feeling ever, because everytime i see you walk past me or catch your gaze my first thought "oh god he's so pretty" or "fuck i like him so much" yet the fact that i can't tell you any of this eats me up day and night.

it's crazy how you can literally do the smallest, most basic, simple thing ever and i will be absolutely enamoured by it- by you. because you are so special to me, i can't even put it into words. it's like my heart and mind know everything i feel about you but when i try to explain it i'm never able to because it's as though the feeling i have for you is meant to be a part of me and not anyone else- not even you.

but oh how i wish i could do something about it, that i could tell you and maybe take a chance to see where things would go if i bared my heart to you, but i know i won't and that scares me a bit. because even though i like you more than anything i've accepted that i won't be able to tell you because it just won't work. you're like the brightest star in my universe and i'm like that astronomer that watches the sky from a telescope- close but not close enough.

so i'll stay as i am, admiring you from afar, because by god you are the most gorgeous person i've ever seen and as long as i get to see you as you are, i am happy.