#full grown adult man

[vampirekilmerfic]

Captain John "Full Grown Adult Man" Price™

[faeriekit]

I think Alfred needs his own prompt 👻(dp x dc)

Alfred had died.

(It was a bit of a waste of time— he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)

(How frivolous.)

As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.

The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way out— navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.

Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.

[just-in-the-nickleback-of-time]

Atreus when he sneaks into Asgard and is immediately bullied by Grown Adult Heimdall

[mercutiotakethewheel]

ok so realistically i know theres important character reasons Kendra (and Seth and Warren by extension) never suspect Gavarog. It’s the old society trick to set up threats as team bonding exercises, etc, etc. plus this is a new and unfamiliar world thats rapidly overtaking her real world and replacing all her existing relationships, and right now Gavarog’s like the only member of her magical-worl peer group, so she doesnt want him to be a traitor, just like she didnt want Vanessa, her only female mentor to be a traitor, etc , etc.

but also i wholeheartedly 100% believe that every time Gavin did some truly bizarre, weird ass shit Kendra was just like. damnnnn…. average home school kid behavior.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Spideypool >>>>>>> Spiderpool

[im-smart-i-swear]

can you remember being born? were you born at all

[princessfishy]

Human Electro with lightning scars from his limiters!

Electro would fry an orphanage

This is a PSA for the tssm fandom, can y'all stop acting like he's some sopping wet puppy dog who wouldn't hurt a fly. He would actually fry a hamster for fun and that makes him perfect.

Anyways, y'all know that i am on the "If Electro was still human he'd dress like a mall goth" train. So have this walking outlet but w/flesh <3

//do not use my art

[ourshadowsmeanomens]

The reason GentleBeard won against Stucky is because it’s actually popular and genuine queer representation, and Stucky is a straight woman’s ship goodnight

[tojisbbygworl]

Y’all wanna know something else I DESPISE. This one isn’t really bad and idc but it’s in so much smut on here I can’t avoid it.

I don’t mind size differences at all as I don’t mind most kinks, what makes me cringe is when u start talking about a bulge while he’s fucking her. How small is she and how big is he that you can see the outline of his dick in her womb???? Like…..is she the literal size of a pocket pussy? Let’s be so fr rn 😭 that man’s dick is not poking through her womb why are y’all so adamant that this is a thing 😭 imma still read it tho but shit 😂

[tariah23]

I rly don’t see how ppl be 20+ shipping kids anymore tbh… like, it’s so rampant and I don’t see the appeal to it anymore being as tho I’m in my late 20’s.

[phantom-arsonist-racoon]

Pippin: *accidentally pushes the skeleton into the well*

Gandalf: kys fucking idiot

[hamartia-grander]

Group projects in online university classes are fucking stupid but at least my mommy would want me in her group

[gramarye]

it kinda sucks that even in like. Mental Health Positive spaces you cannot really talk or show or depict or discuss self harm scars or talk about it in a past sense like. there is always an assumption you are Edgy or romanticizing it or endorsing it or something else when it's like. man. its just a fact of life for some people. that is just how some people's bodies look.

like ive seen people roll their eyes at and talk rudely about others drawing characters with self harm scars or writing about it and its like man. real people have bodies with scars from self harm sometimes. im sorry it offends you but Some People Look Like That And They Cannot Change It. my body looks like that and its clear after over a decade that its never going away and im not really ashamed of it its just a neutral thing to me. its a part of my body its how i look and its me. but depicting that is somehow Wrong and people will make all sorts of honestly very rude assumptions about you!

nd god forbid you post a picture of yourself like a completely normal photo where your arms with old scars are visible because that is how your body looks. its insane how even in spaces where its widely accepted that you shouldn't police people's bodies and its insane to ask people to Trigger Warning their bodies otherwise, its still somehow reasonable to do that to people with self harm scars. girl that is peoples bodies! im sorry it makes you uncomfortable but that has to be a You Problem. all of this is just like. another form of judging people's mental health and bodies audibly but because its under the guise of Well This Is Uncomfortable >_< its okay i guess. man.

[stealthatsweater]

for me its the little 'nope' in the 'I can't - nope'.

[princeelectra]

GUYS PLEASE GIVE ME LINKS TO THE WORKSHOP VIDEOS :(

I only have a few of them in my video collection and I'm so curious to see them all and explore the weird train lore

[bookslikeno]

as I cry over Dylan O’Brien in the all too well short film I’m overcome with the urge to read teen wolf fanfiction…I should be job hunting