#gargamel's mom

[pharaohgargamel]

Блуждая по интернету и особенно Tumblr, я заметил много публикаций на тему моей мамы. Идет спор о том, кто моя мать и почему эти женщины разные. И я решил, что лучше всего будет самому ответить на этот важный вопрос!

И сразу говорю, ни одна из этих женщин не моя мать! Мама — женщина на фото, а эти двое — ЕЕ мать и ее тетя!

Но вы спросите, почему я тогда называю ИХ матерями? и вот ответ: Дело в том, что у меня никогда не было отца, и меня воспитывали мама и бабушка, к нам часто приезжала тётя. Но потом мама уехала в Париж на заработки и оставила меня с ними. И в шутку я называю их мамочками.

Но вернемся к моей маме: На самом деле она брюнетка, но красит волосы в блондинку. Глаза у нее голубые и совсем не такие, как у меня. Она также выглядит моложе своего возраста.

Ее характер мало чем отличается от бабушки и тети, также она ужасно ненавидит кошек.

Когда мне было еще 8 лет, она уехала работать в Париж, где в итоге и обосновалась, потому что ей там все нравилось.

Она также любит садоводство.

Позже, когда мне исполнилось 18, она забрала к себе маму и тетю, и с тех пор они втроем живут в Париже, а я здесь!

Завтра я постараюсь опубликовать наше почти полное генеалогическое древо, и историю каждого в нем.

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While surfing the Internet and especially Tumblr, I noticed a lot of publications on the topic of my mother. There is a debate about who my mother is and why those women are different. And I decided that it would be best to answer this important question myself!

And immediately I say not one of those women is not my mother! Mom is the woman in the photo, and those two are HER mother and her aunt!

But you ask, why do I then call THEM mothers? and here is the answer: The fact is that I never had a father, and I was raised by my mother and grandmother, my aunt often came to us. But then my mother went to Paris to earn money and left me with them. And jokingly I calle them moms.

But now back to my mom: She is actually a brunette, but she dyes her hair blonde. Her eyes are blue and not at all like mine. She also looks younger than her age.

Her character is not much different from her grandmother and aunt, she also terribly hates cats.

When I was still 8 years old, she went to work in Paris, where she eventually settled, because she liked everything there.

She also loves gardening.

Later, when I turned 18, she took my mother and aunt to her, and since then the three of them live in Paris, and I'm here!

Tomorrow I will try to publish our almost complete family tree, and the history of everyone in it.

[villainous-space-horse]

I like to roleplay as Gargamel out loud while playing minecraft, to the annoyance (and sometimes amusement) of my roommate

[schtroumpfcurieux]

love that both cartoons AND the comic introduced a mom to Gargamel, but none of them are the same

Implying that Gargamel has three moms.

[skenisasleb]

my mom just said i look like gargamel from the smurfs

idk what to think anymore 😔

[zanysmurf]

i love being a smurfs 2021 outsider aside from the first few episodes because this is kind of like cocomelon to me. sure jokey transforms poet into gargamel's mom.

[toubledrouble]

In the honor of my uranium post, here are more things my chemistry teacher has said and done:

Explained that actually electro cars are stupidly unecological because they use lithium batteries - creating them ruins the environment and we have no clue how to get rid of them

Microplastics in our blood are his favourite topic

Artificially supplied hormones and how they get from our bodies through the sewer systems to water (we can't filter them) where they mess up fish and make them gay (then the fish die) and then apparently make people gay. Somehow. He didn't elaborate because he was too busy with calculating how many gay people should statistically be in our class (it was like 3.5 btw)

Keeps bringing up how he supports gay people because there isn't enough love in the world ("but you at the last desk please do whatever you're doing at home, this is a chemistry class")

Explained how his hearing and sight work - apparently, now he can't enjoy much music because his hearing makes them sound out of tune

Talked about their fave kdramas with my friend

So many 'fun' stories from his past jobs (like when one of his university students committed suicide by poisoning himself with something they were working with in the middle of his class. Out of unrequited love. It was a very dangerous solution or something and he died before they could help him)

Frequently reminds us that we shouldn't swing on our chairs because he has already seen a human brain on the floor and doesn't really want to repeat that experience (another work accident)

The last class before Christmas break, he came in in full Christmas themed clothing (an ugly sweater, a winter had with a white front that he turned into a snowman, reindeer shoes, you name it)

Calculated how many wind turbines would it take to replace Temelín

Proceeded to calculate that they would make a straight line from said Temelín to Belgium

When our medic group was at a competition, he came to walk with us and our teacher with a tote bag where he had bananas that he then handed out and made us eat them

Also gave us good marks for participating in the competition because safety is important in a lab

Complained that we as a country care too much about other ecological/economical problems when we have our own ("mně je tygřík usurijský srdečně u prdele")

Talked about how our economy went to shit with the nazis and them the communists. Again, in chemistry, for some reason

He follows our school meme page (I'm one of the creators so this made me happy) and he laughs at the memes, even the ones about him

Told me that moravians (for context: I'm moravian but now live in central bohemia) are the best people

Made fun ways to explain chemistry to us when someone didn't understand the original versions (instead of repeating how one atom replaces another and creates a different solution, he made an explanation using relationships so people could relate and understand better)

Genuenly seemed like he was going to cry when I gave him homemade fancy decorated gingerbread (because mom is amazing and decorating it)

Always checks what book am I reading and talks to me about it for a bit

Doesn't mind when I zone out in class and miss a question which is so nice

When he saw our 'time till we leave' countdown, he said we may be happy but he will be sad and will miss us

Said that men are a dead end branch of evolution (loosely translated from "slepá vývojová větev") and had facts to back that claim up

Told us how someone poisoned his coworker by switching ethanol, which he poured into his morning tea, for methanol

Gave us a literal sheet with numbers of classes and exams that we will have. Like "lesson 24: carbohydrates I" so that we could prepare ahead

Cancelled final exam because he didn't feel like teaching (and because it wouldn't fix anyone's grade anyway) but then decided to make it voluntary in case someone would actually want to take it

Played 'calming Japanese music' during a test

Kept the nickname "Gargamel" that students gave him because he seriously looks a lot like him

He keeps all the gifts from his past students in his chemistry classrom/lab (it's 2 in 1)

Always tells us not to sit on the floor because we will get sick and won't be able to have children (aka the most slavic thing ever said)

Always has a speech about trash and the existence of trashcans when he sees some trash on the floor

When someone is being too stupid even for his patience, he says "I get that you have one brain cell that is jumping around trying to find its friends so hard it gave itself a concussion, but-"

Assigned us numbers based on the alphabetical order of our last names and made us sign tests with it to keep it anonymous so he can just throw them out without having to worry about our names being leaked (yeah it's a whole thing) because getting rid of the papers otherwise takes too long

[jolee]

When I was a kid, I hated the Smurf cartoons so much that I’d go into a bloodthirsty rage every time I saw the Smurfs. It got so bad that my family had to make a code word and a plan. My mom would scan the area as I looked down, and if she saw anything Smurf-related, she’d scream “ADIDAS!” and I’d cover my eyes and be held by my mother as she took me to a safe space. I’d fantasize in depth about biting off their heads and seeing blue blood rushing out, spitting their disgusting little hats out of my mouth. I’d think about putting binder clamps on their little Smurf tails and hanging them from my drawer knobs. I’d fantasize in depth about watching them struggle until the blood flow finally fucked them up into oblivion, or if they were hardy little Smurfs, until they starved or became fully dehydrated. I’d think about using pliers to pull at their Smurf noses. I wanted to press their eyes into their skulls. God. I never hurt anyone during these rages, I’d just drop onto the ground as my vivid imagination overtook me. I think I may have thought so hard about a scenario that I shifted into a reality full of dead Smurfs, actually. Right in the middle of my elementary school teacher talking about the Cold War and giving a really really basic and inaccurate description of communism. I saw a mountain of dead Smurfs, and I felt their bones crackle under me as I stepped on their bodies to get to a throne at the top. But I also could’ve just passed out and had a surreal and vivid dream because I hadn’t slept in two days (I saw an episode of Family Guy and the baby scared me since babies don’t do that). Anyway it all wore off because I had to be hospitalized due to a medical emergency and I was put into a Smurf-themed ambulance. I just began associating them with being helpless and in pain. Now I fear them. This picture makes me sick. I don’t like Smurfs. Fuck the Smurfs. Gargamel was right and I would have sex with him if he wasn't dead.

Hey ! What?

[shensation]

My back yard is a popular hotspot for neighborhood cats- some outdoor pets, some strays. I've seen at least five DIFFERENT cats drinking from my frog pond. Recently I had been seeing this little black cat a lot more than usual.

So about a week and a half ago, it was pouring rain and I looked onto my deck and what do I see but THREE FERAL KITTENS PLAYING. I think they were born in the bush next to our deck and she took them to high ground when the rain made it swampy. I took the above video where I realize why I'd been seeing that cat so much.

You can also hear in my voice at the end as I wonder what the Hell I'm supposed to do now. Do I... do I just leave the kittens?? The mom will be back when Im gone.

I decided to take them in. Better to be raised in a warm house than grow up feral in my back yard, right? I still believe this but I couldn't help but feel like a kidnapper when I caught them.

I only managed to catch two. The third hid where I couldn't reach him, and the mama came back and took him away. I haven't seen either since. I'm gonna try calling TNR and see if they can find her. I hope that third kitten is okay.

MEANWHILE NOW I HAVE TWO KITTENS.

My pal @squimoo fosters kittens so I yelled at her and she gave me some advice. She said they looked about 4 weeks, which is old enough to be raised away from mom. I gave them warm towels and boxes to hide in, and some of my cat's wet food, and gave them some space.

They slowly got more comfortable and we moved them to the office where we had a little more environmental control. The next day I took them to the vet. Both healthy- no mites or worms or anything, got their shots and flea meds- both girls!

(Husband was a tiny bit sad- he wanted a boy cat lol)

So we have now adopted two precious baby kittens! Over the past week they've warmed up to us a lot, and we're seeing their personalities!

Husband and I each named one. He named the dark one Gally, after his favorite manga Battle Angel Alita.

I named the blonde one Azrael, the angel of death but also Gargamel's cat from the Smurfs. I always thought that was a badass name for a cat lol.

Azrael is cautious and shy but she'll purr for chin scritches. She loves to climb, as high as she can- she'll be the first to knock over our Christmas tree.

Gally is playful and friendly. She loves attention and wet food and attacking our toes. She loves belly rubs and keeps trying to climb up after her sister but isn't as sure of her footing yet.

And that's the story of how I have two new kittens and they are my life and I love them

(Alchemy is displeased. We're working on that.)

[rayisalive]

Im gonna bully everyone just for the fact i can, LOVINGLY! /hj

Im abt to make a buncha simps angry /j

**I DO MEAN THIS ALL AS A JOKE-**

Riddle: yknow i would say “hows the ground” but im shorter than him sooooo- ngl him in his dorm uniform be looking like a semi-used tampon-nhe could commit a murder though and u cant see the blood bc of the red though lol. Hes got the boots, the cape, why bot just become a superhero or add some sparkles and become a drag queen idfk

Tr*y: ew. Broccoli head deku ripoff walmart dude with nike ass eyebrows, how ur dad gonna look better than u??? Evil smirk of death, id rather kiss gargamel

Cater: hes addicted to magicam and thats a problem he gonna become a clout chaser instagram bitch (/j) carrot face, should i feed him to judy hopps???

Ace: ✨ nope ✨

Deuce: i dont wanna- uhhhh- dummy but he has an excuse and i respect that- honestly how do i bully him- cant make fun of the chicken egg thing bc i learned it with him-

Leona: lazy? Ew. Furry? Double ew. Smug bitch? Triple ew. Works ruggie to the brim? Quadruple ew. Those shoes? Quintuple ew. That hair? Sextuple ew. Ur bed? Love it but ew probably sweat on it and he too lazy to clean it and u dont wanna make ruggie do it so u can lay on tbe bed nasty bitch.

Ruggie: furry whos addicted to donuts, and probably robbing people. He should be on dr. phil, “Hyena addicted to robbing people” or a dhar mann show “hyena loves robbing people, lives to regret it”

Jack: this is him mid-transformation

Smh /j

Azul: ur a monsterfucker if hes ur fave, arent ya?(unless ur asexual then same hh-) need more corruption, need more businessman, need more capitalism. Also need more purple hair dye for yall to be calling his hair purple in fanfics its moreso periwinkle, specifically periwinkle silver(/j no need to be specific idrc lol)

Jade: his mushrooms taste bad, 2/10 for easy acess aka breaking his door down and forcibly taking them (/j) fr though who cut u and ur brothers hair like what????

Floyd: eh- same as jade tbh except instead of mushrooms im taking ur snacks

Also please clean ur room before shit grows and well- yeah- pretty self-explanatory, ur overtaken by it and become a mindless monster with one job, kill jade /j

Kalim: too naive, eat snake in front of jamil (/j) he reminds me of emma from tpn

Jamil: dance dance?? Dont have an opinion oh him so snake hair, UMA FROM DESCENDANTS- /j

Vil: done and done

Epel: bbygirl five words only, please dont gender dance moves-

Rook: french dora. Stalker. Berries and cream man haircut.

Idia: and i quote myself, “THE SHUT IN INTROVERT SMELLY GOOFY NERDY GEEKY VIDEO GAME OBSESSED ANIME LOVER BLUE HAIRED AZULAS BLUE FIRE IDIA SHROUD?”

Ortho: baymax 2.0 except not better- u want me to bully a kid whos not a kid????

Malleus: horny boy (this stems from a joke abt his dragon horns for the love of the sevens please no more sex jokes-) how much do u think he has to pay in damages for them breaking dorways as he walks??

Lilia: peepaw. Grampy. Old. Boomer. Mega boomer. Scene kid wannabe. Emo girl wannabe. Emo boy wannabe.

Silver: slep

Sebek: loud, uptight, gReEn, hair??? Ugly, very ugly.

You thought i was gonna leave out the staff and rsa? No.

Crowley: lazy ass bitch who wont do his own work im not afraid to take him to the nearest kfc to be cooked chicken

Trein: old.

Crewel: crewel sounds like cool. What not cool? His pet kink (/j)

Vargas: no- just- no-

Neige: hair needs some fixing- please-

Che’nya: shes better. She slays. She queen. Ur nothing compared to her (/j) her mom cool too

[butterfrogmantis]

Dark humour helps her with coping ig

Explanation:

Quixotic's moms were part of SmurfStorm's original scout party. After 6 of them (including her parents) were taken and presumably turned into gold by a wizard (not Gargamel, idk who) SmurfStorm takes a temporary leave of absence from leading the scout party due to trauma/survivors guilt. During her time recovering from the incident she spends more time in the village as being around the grove isn't helping. During her stay in the village she's comforted by her friend Clumsy, who isn't doing much recently since like 60% of his friends have babies and he's her friend so you know. 

The rest, they say, is history

Quixotic, Crash and Bolt (c) Moi

[transford-pines]

You asked about Smurfs and MLB. I shall deliver.

Okay so we’ll start with the Smurf. Smurfette, right? The only girl Smurf in the village, smurfs like her, yadayadayada. You know Gargamel? The old black-haired wizard that’s always trying to capture? Turns out, one day, he was tryna make his own smurfs because he’s so obsessed. And Smurfette was the product! She’s also made of clay, an earthly magically charged material, and was created in a lab by an old magical guy. Remember that.

And so here’s Adrian. You hopefully know about the Miraculous, the magic jewels that give the kids and villains powers. Anyways, there’s this one Miraculous called the Peacock. It’s basically supposed to let you create one sentient item, hence their names ‘Sentimonster’. One of the villains has it—Nathalie, the red streaked assistant of HawkMoth, Adrian’s dad. But BEFORE Nathalie had it, Adrian’s mom had it. Also, the Miraculous is/was pretty damaged until recently, so whenever you used it, you got sick. Anyways x2, Adrien’s mom had it, she and Adrian’s dad for some reason couldn’t have a kid (I haven’t watched s5, I’m basing this off of spoilers and little context) and decided to have Adrian. Who is one of these ‘Sentimonsters’. so. Also made out of an earthly magically charged material. Hope that clears things up! :)

HIH OK THE YEAH OK THE . WUH ! INRTERWTSING !!

did yuo know . auitm ameoni

autism emoji

[kittysmurf]

Psychic Smurf

- A fraud

- Good at hot reading but then again if you lived 150 years with roughly the same people you would be

- Used to wear starry-patterned clothes similar to Empath but stopped because everyone was making fun of him

- Once did a reading for Storm. She was Very Not Impressed

- Also did a reading for Blossom who was totally into it

- Managed to save the Smurfs from Gargamel by telling him he could see his future and Gargamel buying into it and listening to him while everyone ran away, resulting in Scruple and the moms' opinion of Gargamel to sink even further

- The Smurfs had to come back later to pick him up because he was just too happy to have found someone new to listen to his bullshit

- Has a habit of standing right beside you and innocently watch what you're doing, until you've had enough of him invading your bubble and tell him to go away.

[sidneypoindexter]

hopping on the gargamel-has-two-moms train. i drew them younger and gave them names

[casejsaisi25]

Keiko Iwao (My Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe OC)

Name: Keiko Iwao

Age: 13, later 14

Occupation: Professor Pat Pending’s student assistant

Weapons: modern technology, mythology, ski poles

Backstory: Born in Little Tokyo, California to Suyin and Hiroshi Iwao, Keiko was happy as any child can be. When she just turned ten on a cold November (the following week), Keiko and her parents went to a ballet in New York City but upon leaving the theatre, a horrid snow storm appeared and despite Hiroshi’s cautious driving, their car crashed into the woods. Keiko survived, but her parents were gone. Now, Keiko lives with her aunt Miyuki and uncle Jiro Chirko, studying with Professor Pat Pending.

Personality: As her own parents died, Keiko is worried that the people she connects with will be gone the second she blinks, so she is mostly spends time with her dog, Bijou (My other HBCU OC) at malls or the tranquility of the forest. She keeps her mother’s necklace from childhood, unknowingly by her made by a young Dick Dastardly as his only gift of love before turning to a life of crime.

Keiko is friendly, street-smart, helpful, book smart, and even motherly in heart, but her insecurity and tragic past makes her shy and lonely. She is engrossed in modern technology but is very sweet to animals from the tall to the small.

Keiko may seem like a strong willed girl but is easily a damsel in destress: if she is about to fall off a breaking bridge or needs a help (for example, to save her from monsters), someone close will come to her rescue. She knows all elements in both modern and ancient history. Despite her fragility, Keiko can be very acrobatic and uses her ski poles to swing her body over anything from ice to stone.

Inspiration:

Her last name comes from Hanna Barbera artist Iwao Takamoto.

Pocahontas (Disney): They have connection with and hold the knowledge of nature and have necklaces of their mothers.

Jane (Return to Neverland): They both wear sweaters over their night gowns.

Tabitha Templeton (Boss Baby: Family Business): both are scientific, intelligent students

Dorothy Gale (The Wizard of Oz): both are girls who are easily frightened and tend to cry.

Tarzan (Disney): Keiko’s athletics and speed

Densia (Hanna Barbera Smurfs): Keiko is loosely based on Densia, both black haired girls who hang out with main villains (Densia with Gargamel, Keiko with Dastardly) but friends with his enemies (Densia with Smurfs, Keiko with the other Wacky Racers).

Role in Hanna Barbera Cinematic Universe:

Keiko chases her scarf while playing ice skating, which heads up in Dastardly’s airship version of the Mean Machine, discovering Dastardly’s soft side. Caught by the surprised Dastardly, who is angry with Muttley for not returning with motor oil for their ship, she runs away in fear and unwittingly reminds Dastardly of an old childhood friend who tragically died. Then by the third encounter, they spark a new friendship and Dastardly treats her with respect due to his constant reminder of her resemblance to his deceased childhood friend. However, he isn’t aware of Keiko is Suyin’s daughter as she isn’t aware of her mother’s friendship with Dick. Dastardly thought Suyin (or Su as he called her when they were kids) died when she fell in a frozen lake. He was a young teen and she was four or five, they had a close bond. When he tried to rescue Su, Dastardly thought he was too late and didn’t see if she was okay due to the cruelty of his father, who threatened both Dastardly and his brother, the Dread Baron until their mom stepped up and took the boys away out of fear. But Su did survive, thanks to the necklace he gave her, only lost hearing in her right ear. They never saw each other again. But Keiko does remind Dastardly of her mom, but they do not know the truth until later on.

Muttley immediately liked Keiko before Dastardly’s first meeting with her, and the feeling is mutual.

The Wacky Racers, especially Professor Pat Pending, Peter Perfect and Penelope Pitstop, are happy upon learning Dastardly and Keiko’s newfound friendship, and they do their best to unite the two loving lonely hearts. Keiko loves Peter and Penelope like parental figures.

Hanna-Barbera series

1960s to 1980s Voice: Lucille Bliss (the original Smurfette voice)/Katie Leigh (Densia voice)

2020s Voice: Probably have any newcomer Japanese-American actress should voice Keiko.

Trivia:

Keiko is presented here as if she would be in Disney series, despite being a Hanna-Barbera OC.

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

The Smurfs: A New Touch Of Blue synopsis thread part 2:

The Flying Smurfs AKA Smurf Your Seatbelts 

When Handyman Smurf (Handy Smurf) and Tempest (SmurfStorm AKA Stormy) learn about Gargamel's plan to make Azrael fly, they set out to build their own flying machines to take on the cat in the air.

The Farce Too Much AKA Joke’s On You! 

The Flirtatious Smurf (Vanity Smurf) has had enough of the Prankster Smurf (Jokey Smurf) and his trapped gifts. He decides to take it to his own game using magical explosive powder. But this powder spawns hundreds of mini Prankster Smurfs (Jokey Smurfs) who run around the village doing pranks that piss off all the Smurfs . Papa Smurf tries to stop them, but the Junior Prankster Smurfs capture him and tie him to a rocket. The Jester Smurf and the Flirtatious Smurf are going to have to get along to save Papa Smurf before he flies into space!

Like A Smurf AKA In the skin of a Smurf AKA Smurfs in Disguise 

After breaking Papa Smurf's telescope, Scaredy Smurf and Hefty Smurf decide to dress up as girls rather than risk punishment.

Alien Invasion AKA Alien Smurf

An Alien arrives in the village and takes the form of a Smurf. All the Smurfs are under his control, except the Smurfette, who will save the village with the help of the Smurfs girls. 

Super Smurf AKA My Smurf the Hero

Temp Synopsis:

The Smurfs are little blue elves, mischievous and always happy. They are as tall as three apples, and speak a language difficult to understand for humans because they use the word "Smurf" and the verb "Smurf" all the time. The Smurf Village is impossible to find because it is protected by a special spell. Only a Smurf can bring a stranger to the village. Their peaceful life is only disturbed by the existence of the vile Gargamel and his hideous cat, Azrael, who have dedicated their existence to the complete extermination of the Smurfs.

Actual Synopsis:

The Scared Smurf is tired of being called a wet Smurf all day long. With the help of the Handyman Smurf, he will try to overcome his sickly fear by donning the Super Smurf costume! But as a real danger looms, the Fearful Smurf will discover his true super power.

Who smurfed the sarsaparilla? AKA Leaf it Alone 

When the Sarsaparilla crop is compromised by a pest, the Smurfs begin to despair, until they realize that it was Gargamel's plan to lure them into his trap-filled sarsaparilla field. The Smurfs will put a plan in place, to take revenge on Gargamel and harvest the Sarsaparilla anyway.

Parade of Discord AKA The Makeover 

The Flirtatious Smurf (Vanity Smurf) wants to design a new outfit for the Smurfs . The Tailor Smurf has a different vision ... The competition is raging. 

Beta Smurf (Dopey Smurf/Dimwitty Smurf) Becomes Daddy AKA Bringing Up Smurfy 

The Beta Smurf (Dopey Smurf/Dimwitty Smurrf) finds an egg in the forest and decides to become a "mom". The egg begins to hatch, and the Beta Smurf and the other smurfs test their parenting "skills" ... Finally, the baby will be much better with his real parents!

The Smurfs Tree AKA The Majestic 5

Papa Smurf decides to organize an election which will appoint the Smurfs who will be part of the Special Brigade responsible for defending the village in the event of an attack by Gargamel. The Smurfs are stunned by the result of the vote! The chosen ones are: Beta Smurf, Lazy Smurf, Scared Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, and Baby Smurf! What had to happen happened: Gargamel attacks the village and captures all the Smurfs , except our five heroes! Despite their flaws and their strong personalities, they will have to get along to save their friends.

Les Schproumpfs AKA The Pluffs!

Blossom and Brainy Smurf find themselves in a parallel universe where the Smurfs are all gray and mean, while Gargamel and Azrael are nice! 

[bluezey]

I’m dying XD my sister and I was watching Luca for a movie night and the first thing she said about ercole is “he looks like a younger Italian gargamel you know the guy who hunts down the smurfs?” And I died laughing right then and there I even snorted from laughing so much

True story: we were watching Luca on Disney Plus, so streaming right?

Oh, and SPOILER ALERT

So, it's the scene at the beach, Alberto and Luca had their fight, Alberto changed in front of Giulia, Luca pretends he didn't know, Alberto's heart is crushed af, Ercole and his cronies throw harpoons at him, Alberto is heartbroken, Luca is shocked and regretful

Movie freezes because of buffering

Mom and I unanimously scream NO!!