Ruby Bats in Amber Hearts
by Darius Greene / ghost owl attic
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Cale: On it's getting pretty late turn off the light and get too bed
On: Just one more chapter
Cale: no it's time for bed
On: tsk you're such a boomer
Cale: *blood pressure immediately drops and barely escapes falling* Choi Jung Soo!!
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Raon: Human I'm back!
Cale: Did you find out what they were planning?
Raon: Yeah! So here's the tea-
Cale: *falls backwards from his chair*
Cale: Jung Soo I swear!!
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Hong: Cale-nya?
Cale: Hm?
Hong: Is grandpa Eruhaben considered a dilf?
Cale: *spits his lemon tea*
Cale: JUNG SOO YOU'RE NEVER GOING NEAR MY KIDS AGAIN!!
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Found my old childhood pony the other day and she was in worse shape than I remember!
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Gen definitely thought that his time spent tethered would be full of fun sex and orgasms…but here he was getting stared down by a huffy blond that looks annoyed by his mere existence. His own existence or genesis’ he can’t tell.
Genesis, in truth, didn’t expect his soulmate to be a scrawny little cadet with fire in his eyes (already so blue even before mako) but his mind immediately latches onto every romance plot he has ever read. It’s perfect really. The young cadet being tethered to one of the strongest men in the world. He can almost imagine how sweet his little mate will be once they’re back in his apartment
… Only for Cloud to chuck one of his decorative pillows at his face, insult his taste in literature, and stay as far away as the tether would allow glaring at him like an angry chocobo.
Genesis is all but despairing, wondering if his own great promised romance will be nothing more than sarcastic quips hurled across rooms but slowly, so slowly he almost doesn’t notice, Cloud comes closer. The comments lose their hurtful edge and become more playful. They start to talk rather than argue and assume what the other will say.
(And if he’s honest with himself Genesis is terrified. With the amount of mako and goddess knows what else pumped into his system nothing short of an army or a full powered Bahamut (or he supposed Sephiroth if he was being fully honest… he wasn’t most of the time) could take him out, but Cloud is so… fragile. Still short and gangly from a youth spent without enough food and with none of the enhancements that would save him if someone really wanted to get back at Genesis. Cloud is his weakness and one that he is terrified to lose.)
Then one day they’re watching some ridiculous reality show because Genesis refuses to even look at his growing stack of paperwork since this is his first vacation since joining and Cloud only put up a token grumble when he put the show on and settled on the couch, and Genesis feels a weight settle against his side. Cloud is asleep using him as a pillow and Gen is hit with such a rush of emotions (fondness, adoration, something that isn’t love yet but very well could be if allowed to take root) that it takes his breath away.
And he knows no matter how imperfect their story may be it would be worth every moment.
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Cale: Croissants: dropped
Sui Khan: Road: works ahead
Choi Jung Soo: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Choi Han: Shavacado: fre
Alberu: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Heavenly Demon:
Heavenly Demons: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Let's be real...
Everyone who is still mad about Lagoona's change and using the argument "her last name is BLUE" can sit down. I won't lie I thought that her change was offputting too, but I began appreciating her. She's still a super cute doll. BUT ALL OF THE MH CHARACTERS' NAMES ARE A PLAY ON WORDS. Her last name isn't Blue just because she was blue, but because she is a sea monster. Literally, her entire family is different colors (check Great Scarrier Reef).
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Imma also add that my mom's last name is White. She and that side of her family are nowhere near the color white. Should she be white just because her last name is White? Should I be a plant because my last name is Reed? No? As great as being a plant sounds, I didn't think so.
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My headcanon is that Cale has a deep deep voice and not naturally but more because OG!Cale was a alcoholic and his vocal chords are fucked up.
So, like the Gen Z that he's, he makes the "Hello, baby girl" to Choi Han because is the only one that will understand it (bc Choi Jung Soo memories). It goes like this:
Cale: *walking into the room and with the most deadpan face he says to Choi Han* Hello, Baby Girl *and walks out*
Choi Han: ????? *confused noises bc low-key that was actually good*
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